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I know bitches dont know anything about fucking cars so please just tell me which I should get:


Rover Mini1.3 Cooper Saloon - $10k

Porsche 911 3.4 996 Carrera 4 Coupe - $15k

Porsche 911 3.6 964 Carrera 4 (classic porsche round headlamps) MINIMUM - $60k

I mean can a fucking thot really tell the difference between a classic porsche with round headlamps and those with "egg" headlamps?

Ill include the pic of the 2 porche now, first the cheapest then the more expensive one.

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And here is the fucking expensive porsche

>> No.57818742

>>57818671
>>I mean can a fucking thot really tell the difference between a classic porsche with round headlamps and those with "egg" headlamps?
Maybe you should stick to prostitutes.

>> No.57818755

>>57818742
na i want an investment thats actually going to grow AND get me laid...

>> No.57818809

get the 996, 964 is for boomers with hair in their nostrils.

>> No.57818840

>>57818671
the black one looks the most flashy but i don't know if just having a nice car will get you laid. i know the other two are vintage but i don't know if women are gonna care

>> No.57818843

>>57818671
Get the mini. Girls dont give a shit about sports cars. How do I know that? Because of my Cayman S 987.2. And no, girls cant tell the difference between a 911 and a Cayman.

>> No.57818856

This >>57818689 looks much better than >>57818712.
The expensive one looks like any random old convertible to someone who doesn't know anything about cars.

>> No.57818857

>>57818671
>>57818671
get a jeep. bitches love big jeeps.
>t. florida anon

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>>57818671
> How to attract THE RIGHT type of women!
https://files.catbox.moe/gkvxxo.webm
> How to find a Beautiful Traditional Wife
https://files.catbox.moe/u2wxxm.webm

> OFFROAD TEST: Lada Niva vs UAZ 469b
https://files.catbox.moe/zq4wse.webm
> OFFROAD Test II: Lada Niva vs UAZ 469b
https://files.catbox.moe/3z2zhv.webm
> A Forest
https://files.catbox.moe/tvi5ac.webm
> Replacing the Door Mechanism on my UAZ 469
https://files.catbox.moe/vtlq5z.webm
> UAZ Maintenance & Repairs
https://files.catbox.moe/sgya7k.webm
> How to replace the Instrument Panel (on a VAZ 21214)
https://files.catbox.moe/97ft11.webm
> VR to Survival Russia (KLMK VAZ)
https://files.catbox.moe/1s6vo5.webm
> About my UAZ (Part I)
https://files.catbox.moe/7lks5i.webm
> About my UAZ (Part II)
https://files.catbox.moe/s9u3kn.webm
> About my VAZ (Lada Niva)
https://files.catbox.moe/a6jn24.webm

>> No.57819101

>>57818857
in UK I think it woudl have to be a land rover

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>>57819101
ok so to get laid in UK i need this?

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>>57820047
oh fuck guys i found this--- do i get it????

will i get laid???

>> No.57820250

>>57818944
Can I buy that car in the US

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>>57820124
Get this psy epsylon

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>>57818671
retards on beoble or biz will tell you to get another expensive and modern car because they are compensating for something else but i'll tell you, don't invest in cars, they lose value over time and they are hard to resell

>> No.57820324

>>57820250
In the US the equivalent mating signal is a domestically made offroad vehicle. Brotrucks are dadtrucks.

>> No.57820330

>>57820275
I LOVE the fucking yellow, but those cars are so SO small id SHIT myself driving one>>57820275
>psy epsylon


also what do you mean?
Psy Epsilon (Ψε) is not a standard term or symbol commonly recognized in psychology, mathematics, or Greek letter organizations. It's possible that this could be a specific term from a niche area of study, a new concept, or a typographical error.

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>>57818671
Easy
Bugatti

>>57820302
Have fun WALKING, brokie

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>>57820330
holy shit this is fucking MINT

I coudl use this for photoshoot with bitches couldnt I

fuck yes!

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>>57818671
the porsche, obviously, it doesnt matter the price, since women dont know about prices, the brand is everything

>>57820302
look everyone, a virgin who goes to school with a bike

>> No.57820360

>>57820350
You’re welcome. I liked it when I saw it on the show the prisoner the spy was driving it

>> No.57820845

>>57820302
I only understood that you should buy SOL

>> No.57820854

>>57820302
>don't invest in cars, they lose value over time and they are hard to resell
I like to buy collector cars, but other than that there is nothing to do.