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57814386 No.57814386 [Reply] [Original]

Is it the call? How fucked am I?

>> No.57814397

Dude, I am in your house right now.

>> No.57814402

he bought?

>> No.57814416

>>57814386
Hello dear valued customer. Would you like to come round to my house and fuck my wife as many times as you'd like for a mere 10K Linu?
What's that sir?
Get fucked you say?
>Brrrrrr.....

>> No.57814420

>>57814386
I wouldnt answer. Just let it ring anon. Your Linu will keep you safe.

>> No.57814423
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>>57814386
You'll be fine anon.

Barron coin bros don't want you to make it. Ignore le fud.

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>>57814397
....i....i...is... is t....that.... scratching y....you?
>>57814402
I regret it
>>57814416
>>57814420
I answered....
>silence
>heavy breathing
>"We know you just bought LINU"
>click
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>57814423
I don't think I'm gonna make it fren

>> No.57814617

>>57814386
the bank wanted to ask you how the fuck you got 25 million dollar

>> No.57814658

Its just long lost relatives trying to catch up with you because they know youre a millionaire around christmas

>> No.57815192

unfunny shitcoin holders trying to get in on the joke and failing miserably will always be kinda funny to me

>> No.57815750

>>57814386
That fucking happened to me too! I got an apple service call (fake)