/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57808100]

WcDonalds Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57808121]

Anons, can you imagine a world without third worlders of the street-shitting variant?

[Anonymous No.57808160]

>>57808100
Why is GME still a thing? I can't wait for this meme to die

[Anonymous No.57808172]

Another cozy night looking for new tickers to invest in

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808174]

*ahem*
IMMEDIATE PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF BOTTLED FEMALE NATURAL BRAPPY GAS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UP MY NOSTRILS

[Anonymous No.57808219]

>>57808160
Baggies refuse to die
>>57808172
Find anything good?

[Anonymous No.57808233]

Anyone else think we're topping out? I'm still bullish long term but shit is undeniably pretty elevated right now

[Anonymous No.57808246]

>>57808219
Jesus Christ look at the state of that pigsty that Johnny fathands Rocker lives in...

[Anonymous No.57808268]

Why do we even need any of these overvalued companies? They could all go bankrupt tomorrow and no one would notice anything in their lives. You probably don't even use one thing any of these companies make.

[Anonymous No.57808270]

>>57808233
That sentiment is exactly why we aren't. We'll only grind higher as short interest piles on. People get nervous during bull runs after a bear market.

DELL is going to be a 300b mcap stock in 3 years.
MAG7 will be reduced to 4 companies but have a 20 trillion dollar market cap between the 4 of them.
ADBE will absorb all the dogshit companies like DOCU and have a moat bigger than the pacific ocean.

Anyway I was right on PANW puts. I was right on DELL calls and I'll be right on ADBE hitting 1k before June.

Also buy DOCU calls for the 90 dollar buyout.

[Anonymous No.57808279]

Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very streets today
Burns like a red-coal carpet
Mad bull lost your way

[Anonymous No.57808287]

>>57808233
Protip the market is almost always at new ath's for the last 100 years it always looks topped out in *insert current day*

But I admit in this current era of all time high unrest and low faith in institutions all it's probably gonna take for this ponzi scheme to implode is one round of QE failing to defibrillate the economy and millions immediately die.

[Anonymous No.57808289]

>>57808268
Don’t shit talk XOM

[Anonymous No.57808311]

>>57808289
Oh and look at more of these useless companies. Verizon? Intel? Caterpillar? Walmart? Bunch of companies that deserve to go bust. Our lives would be so much better without their shit products.

[Anonymous No.57808313]

>>57808219
AAPL

[Anonymous No.57808316]

>>57808287
We're literally on the cusp of like 12 companies about to own the planet and people are being like naaaahhhh I don't wanna spend 20k on way otm calls to make a couple milly. Buy some ATM puts right before cpi once a month and add it to your capital losses. Worst case they print and you're still making money.

[Anonymous No.57808325]

>>57808287
>>57808270
I just think it's inevitable that Big Money will ass fuck retail some time soon, like August- October last year or all of 2022. The way that NVDA slowly but very regularly sold off last week before mooning looked like institutional selling but of course some of them just bought back in

[Anonymous No.57808327]

>>57808311
one thing when valuing a company is how easy it is to replicate. starting with small businesses anyone can replicate them with a simple loan or a little cash to get the thing going.

the further up you go the quicker you will realize how impossible it would be to compete with apple wal mart home depot, etc. start a tire shop, sure? start the next apple good luck.

[Anonymous No.57808329]

forexsissies... not like this...

[Anonymous No.57808352]

>>57808325
Always have cash on the sidelines and atm puts. I literally watched my entire networth stay flat when btc dumped hard in late spring of 2021.

I saw a trendline broke, loaded myself up with shorts but kept open positions.
The result
-0.005%

That's right. I literally had a risk free hedge because the market was so volatile just like it is now.

God has given you puts for a reason. They're your insurance.

[Anonymous No.57808354]

>>57808327
And the list just goes on. Eaton? Who names a company after eating? Honeywell? They sell wells that make honey? AT&T? A useless government alphabet agency that should be defunded. When was the last time anyone used anything that needed telephone cables? Boeing? Who flies anymore? Imagine investing in any of these zombie companies.

[Anonymous No.57808359]

[Anonymous No.57808370]

Imagine it's the end of March and the S&P is down 15%. What, if anything, would you buy?

[Anonymous No.57808374]

it's so pretty bros

[Anonymous No.57808378]

>>57808370
Probs a new suit because it means someone got fired and I'm taking their job

[Anonymous No.57808381]

>>57808370
A rope but not for me.

>When in a gold rush, you sell shovels.

[Anonymous No.57808382]

>>57808370
QQQ probably

[Anonymous No.57808384]

Sigh, 41 years old. I look back and realize that if I was a tad bit smarter I should've started my stock bagging spree at 20 instead of later in life. At least I had the brains to start my 401k at 22 instead of 35 so there's that at least. But oh well. Covid and a timely crash followed by a personal loan made up for that time gap error. (also hiked the 401k during said crashes so go me)

[Anonymous No.57808387]

new to options... what is the ideal time to sell the following?
buy $1.25M of $PANW last week
calls with a strike price of $200
and expiration date of 1/17/25

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808395]

>>57808370
I would slurp absolutely everything.

[Anonymous No.57808397]

>>57808387
Fuck off Nancy. You bought calls at the top.

[Anonymous No.57808402]

so I'm going to short NVDA. you see, AI is going to take over coding. shortly after then it will take over hardware engineering, design, and manufacturing. before you know it open source AI will be pumping out superior AI compute cards for fractions of the price. proprietary hardware and software will be come worthless.

[Anonymous No.57808405]

>>57808268
they make their money (not much look at their P/E ratios) selling B2B.
It's all just one big circlejerk of these shitcoin companies renting servers and buying buggy code packages off each other

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808406]

>>57808387
Hi Nancy

[Anonymous No.57808410]

>>57808233
I think theres a lot of people on the sidelines waiting for a pullback to get in thinking it will go back up like late 21/early 22. Once they give up waiting and fomo in I see a big cear market happening.

[Anonymous No.57808427]

>>57808359
>>57808374
AI cams? You the guy with the FHSA in funny penny tickers?
You should buy guns too, anon. C*v*l w*r is coming to Canada.

[Anonymous No.57808447]

>>57808402
>AI will be pumping out superior AI compute cards for fractions of the price
That's... not how it works. Do you have any idea what actually goes into chipmaking? The tape-out process, the bidding on fab capacity, the packaging and supply chain? If AI somehow is able to design better chips than people (it isn't likely to in its current form) NVDA will be leading the way on doing just that for their own cards of which they actually have the TSMC capacity to produce.

[Anonymous No.57808457]

>>57808397
think anyone will try to reverse GameStop that shit?

[Anonymous No.57808459]

>>57808447
AI will do it. we don't need TSMC anymore.

[Anonymous No.57808473]

>>57808459
How?

[Anonymous No.57808480]

I'm making a lot of frogs

[Anonymous No.57808482]

>>57808447
just 'cuz you are buying chips does NOT mean you know what to do with them. And especially you don't know how to use them in a way to effectively increase your ROI and outcompete your competitors.

[Anonymous No.57808485]

>>57808447
>doesn't know that INTC is literally working on AI fully automated chip fabs right now with ASML

[Anonymous No.57808490]

19 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is, at longe laste, SLC Punk! (1998) starring Matthew Lillard :DDD

[Anonymous No.57808492]

>>57808405
Yep. All shit companies with shitstocks. Why is kia even on here? Literally who buys their femnazi country hamsterboxes? You'd get more value trading dogecoin then owning a korean shitbox. Lockheed martin? They don't even do anything anyone cares about anymore. They shouldn't be on the 500, more like a russell shitstock. A fucking cookie company in top 100? Get out of here. A mcdonalds version of a burrito mexican restaurant, what a fucking scam. Unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.57808508]

>>57808480
You use Bing, right?
>>57808490
I remember fucking my teen girlfriend, while watching this movie; it was her idea to put it on. We were both 14.
Good days.

[Anonymous No.57808526]

>>57808482
Exactly, nevermind them having to prove to customers they can be consistent producers or to developers to actually write software for their shit neither of which can happen before the other which acts as an enormous road block that can't be overcome quickly.

[Anonymous No.57808543]

>>57808473
because AI anon. the natural correction from retard AI pumps is the realization of the mass culling. people won't even invest anymore, it will all be AI, and they will invest in AI. AI will farm but it's pointless because AI doesn't need food and people aren't productive enough to justify feeding.

[Anonymous No.57808559]

has any Vancouver penny stock ever come correct or are they all 100% pump n dumps?

have any of them ever faced prosecution for scamming people and why do they all call downtown Vancouver home?

and why do so many of them have such plausible sounding missions?

e.g.

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/meet-the-man-using-ai-to-revive-an-oil-gas-play-supermajors-left-for-dead-1033109852

""...Gaffney Cline, an independent evaluator, on a P50, gave us a potential 580 billion cubic feet of gas on a best-case level, along with 10 million barrels of oil. But if the seal is as good as I think it is, it could be 1 Trillion cubic feet, along with 15-20 million barrels of oil. "

[Anonymous No.57808562]

Why can't all CEOs of publicly traded companies be forced to go on HRT and be trans? I think it would make everything better.

[Anonymous No.57808571]

>>57808457
No its too big and PANW is used heavily as a real product but I think ANF is setting up to be squeezed bad.

It broke a 14 year resistance and because people think
>its been going up for the last 12 months its gotta come down

means there's a ton of shorts trapped right before earnings. Once it pumps another 50%, it'll be unloaded then longs will be trapped and you can probably short this shit down to 90.

[Anonymous No.57808573]

Unless AI is going to also buy the cards and write software for them as well so we can have an endless feedback loop of ai producing and consuming its own goods, I doubt nvda or tsmc have anything to worry about

[Anonymous No.57808585]

>>57808480
Keep the faith alive brother

[Anonymous No.57808590]

>>57808562
Young me wanted to kill that guy, after seeing how he hurt Snooki
>>57808573
>I doubt nvda or tsmc have anything to worry about
Until they do. Then it's free GPUs in cereal boxes until they go bust.
t. 2000s bubble lad

[Anonymous No.57808595]

>>57808590
If they ever met Snooki in real life they would punch her in the face too. Hitting women needs to be normalized again.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808646]

>>57808590
>whiteknighting Snooki
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57808670]

>>57808595
Light hitting is acceptable to women who love you.
>>57808646
Did you read the part where I said it was "young me"? 2024 me understands how HPV'd Snooki's pussy is.

[Anonymous No.57808673]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is SLC Punk! (1998)!

[Anonymous No.57808766]

Man I have had watery diarrhea now for several days in a row. Is there some kind of medicine I can take for this shit?

[Anonymous No.57808778]

>>57808766
Psyllium husk or Immodium
Glutamine also helps

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808781]

I can beat anyone itt in a cook off.

[Anonymous No.57808784]

>>57808559
i was very worried you were about to mention my vancouver pennyscam

personally I will say the TSXV is full of scams like Cielo waste, and miners/biotech as well with infinite stock dilution
I'd never touch the, and I made a stupid exception just because it demonstrated (consistent) profitability and increasing cashpiles
but even those can suddenly have bad quarters

it's always a risk and you should size your bets appropriately
thats why I only went 70% of my port, not 100%
also shilling specific pennyscams always leaves a bad taste, i should stop posting bout ai dashcams so often, i will jinx myself fuck

[Anonymous No.57808787]

>>57808172
based. always enjoy late night /smg/ while browsing investments and calculating the books.

[Anonymous No.57808799]

>>57808781
>"mom can we have homecooked meals?!"
wtf kind of goyslop at home, is this?

[Anonymous No.57808803]

>>57808766
got to wait it out. this is coming from someone who works in a kitchen that sometimes makes menudo. it tastes really good with some lemon juice cilantro damn my mouth watering thinking it. but everytime i eat it i shit for like two days straight. i think thats why mexicans like it they eat all them beans and tortillas and help cleans out the system.

another thing you can eat some raw jalapeno and take a shot of some fire hot sauce. that shit will burn all the way through but it kills off any bacteria.

[Anonymous No.57808830]

>>57808673
for me its 1962 jules verne movie, physical media. yidsney just announced they will no longer be producing physical media so I’m trying to buy as much as possible

[Anonymous No.57808839]

>>57808830
movies where the entire cast was predominately white are going to be rare finds someday.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808852]

>>57808799
cooklet

[Anonymous No.57808865]

>>57808839
I just watched the 1998 remake of the Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan and I don’t think I saw a single non white the entire time. This isn’t even ancient phenomenon. This was happening as late as Lord of the Rings.

But the real reason they don’t want physical media is because they can’t edit them in real time. COMING SOON! New Disney Plus Diversity AI turns all characters in LGBT BIPOC in real time. America was never 89% white christian you bigot, just look at these old movies! Invest in $DIS

[Anonymous No.57808869]

>tfw youre excited to go plinking with your new lil 22lr
Are gun stocks going to come back, anons?
>>57808852
I have a wife.

[Anonymous No.57808891]

>>57808852
that looks kind of like mash potato topping so I am going with shepherds pie

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57808911]

>>57808891
Ding ding ding

[Anonymous No.57808919]

>>57808869
>I have a wife.
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.57808985]

>>57808865
>But the real reason they don’t want physical media is because they can’t edit them in real tim
correct.

[Anonymous No.57809009]

My fiancé just mistook a memory of her and I with her and someone else. I am going to call off the wedding.
“Remember when we used to eat reeces puffs?”
“Uhhhh no?”
“Oh, awkward”

[Anonymous No.57809012]

>>57808830
>yidsney just announced they will no longer be producing physical media
Wait, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.57809016]

>>57808781

[Anonymous No.57809040]

>>57809009
okay, but are reeces puffs minis the superior way to eat them?

[Anonymous No.57809041]

>>57809009
>talking to women
FOUND
UR PROBLEM
and these STOOKS
AROC
FLNG
SFL
that I am buying MOONDAY along with some others.

[Anonymous No.57809051]

>>57809016
>t. birthday boy

[Anonymous No.57809058]

>>57809012
yeah. look it up. they will be transferring physical media production to Sony, but no one knows under what terms. This may only apply to new releases, not sure. I’ve been trying to get all the pre-1990 stuff under the assumption they will be out of print forever. A lot of it is already sold out. I couldn't snatch Blackbeard’s Ghost (1968) in time.

[Anonymous No.57809070]

>>57809009
>My fiancé
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.57809107]

>>57809009
You should hit her, so she knows what making a mistake feels like.
>>57809058
>physical copies
I've been on the "buy physical versions of things", for a while.
As we move to a more digital world, physical copies will be hard to find, and priced out of normal peoples hands.
Smart of you to notice this happening, anon.
$DIS puts, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.57809154]

>>57809107
>$DIS puts, perhaps
nah the market will reward them for “focusing on growth” in the short term, but it wont change that parents lean conservative and no longer trust disney with their children.

[Anonymous No.57809195]

>>57809009
this ugly stupid dork has a fiancé and i’m alone again on saturday
what the fuck am i doing wrong man

[Anonymous No.57809199]

>NASA said it received data from all five of its active payloads on the IM-1 mission, some of which operated during the transit to the moon and some which provided data after landing. A sixth payload is a laser retroreflector that will be tested in the coming months.
LUNR bros we back? Space is calling for our investments.

[Anonymous No.57809221]

>>57809051
I feel unaccomplished since then, as if I can only waste time

[Anonymous No.57809270]

>>57809199
>LUNR
First private company ever to land a rocket on the moon, market cap <1B, less than a thousandth part of memevidia.
They can only get better, I'm putting in a couple k in it. Already bought 400 shares close to $8, I wish I would have waited but whatever. If it gets to 5 I'll buy more.

[Anonymous No.57809272]

>>57809199
I'm so bullish for LUNR it makes my cock hard.

[Anonymous No.57809297]

>>57809195
Trust me you aren't missing out not having a woman in your life. You should really be asking yourself why you are uncomfortable being with yourself before getting tied up to the radioactive waste that is a modern woman.

[Anonymous No.57809319]

>>57809009
How could you forget the golden rule anon?

[Anonymous No.57809322]

>>57809297
mgtow has fried our brains lads

[Anonymous No.57809325]

>>57809297
Me? I just want a cute anime girl to cuddle and impregnate

[Anonymous No.57809332]

>>57809319
What is the golden rule?

[Anonymous No.57809379]

What actual product does LUNR sell? The reason american hadnt gone back to the moon is because there is nothing to do there. LLAP is building communications satellites. RKLB builds rocket partz. But what does LUNR actually intend to sell?

[Anonymous No.57809398]

>>57809379
Hopes and dreams.

[Anonymous No.57809399]

>>57809272
>>57809270
based. i only got a few $100s in it since im in everything else at the moment. whats the next step for them? i know they have some sort of payout from nasa or something right? they get another contract and keep going until theyre able to sell something?

[Anonymous No.57809402]

Nice movie. I liked Mark, such a relatable guy. Gn.

[Anonymous No.57809412]

>>57809332
always lie to women

>>57809398
I can make more money in AI companies trying to sell the same thing

[Anonymous No.57809416]

>>57809322
I think this was always an universal rule of life, some pussy might numb you, but you arent really happy until you are fine with yourself

[Anonymous No.57809417]

>>57809322
>Mgtow has fried our brains
>Ignore the divorce raped and toxic rise of femcels
OMG it's so bad to be comfortable with yourself, why you can't you be more like the rest of the males out there whose self esteem is dependent on the opinion of some femoid

[Anonymous No.57809420]

>>57809332
All women are 3DPD

[Anonymous No.57809472]

>>57809399
>whats the next step for them?
bought out for $50-100 / share by SpaceX or Blue Origin.

[Anonymous No.57809484]

how do I short weed? it is the worst drug in the world.

[Anonymous No.57809488]

>>57809472
but why? blue origin would run it into the ground desu. but why would they sell out? the ceo is a long time space founder and founded axiom. hes committed to space stuff and sticking with it.

[Anonymous No.57809504]

>>57809484
Potheads are their own worst enemy. I swear weed would have been legalized by now if potheads weren't such "lmao weed man" insufferable faggots.

[Anonymous No.57809516]

>>57809504
you get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.57809525]

Nvidia 2000 eoy

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57809619]

>>57809525
This is accurate

[Anonymous No.57809681]

>>57809525
I can confirm this.

[Anonymous No.57809739]

check

[Anonymous No.57809758]

>>57809739
cool,
beware the triple witches next month and goodnight

[Anonymous No.57809772]

>>57809758
>Next month
It's the beginning of March. Are you saying April?

[Anonymous No.57809774]

>>57809504
I dont understand how people enjoy it. Like fundementally. I took 10mg edible. Took 20mg edible. Gravity bong hit. Dab pen. Nothing about the experience is fun, I don't feel "euphoria" that makes me want to laugh or anything. I'd say it makes my mood worse from hypertension leading to tingling across the body

[Anonymous No.57809779]

>>57809772
no I mean this month

[Anonymous No.57809783]

>>57809774
People like that increased mentally ill feeling of psychosis and paranoia.

[Anonymous No.57809789]

>>57808311
VZ? Did the AT&T crash this week show just how fucked our society would be if everyone was without cell service for an extended period of time?

[Anonymous No.57809804]

>>57809783
Such a stranger feeling. Alcohol has a very specific reaction depending on how fast you drink it. Meanwhile shrooms.. You'll experience something for sure, and get profound experiences periodically.

[Anonymous No.57809813]

>>57809412
How would lying help that anon? I do not get it.

[Anonymous No.57809823]

>>57809804
I mean alcohol is pretty bad as well. Something like 80-90% of homicides are committed by people on alcohol.

[Anonymous No.57809830]

Who has the best portfolio on here?

[Anonymous No.57809833]

>>57809823
Nvm it's 40%, it isn't that bad

[Anonymous No.57809842]

>>57809830
All I'll say is it is impossible for me to lose money with how my portfolio is structure now.mj

[Anonymous No.57809850]

>>57809823
Alcohol has a very clear and pleasurable effect. I'm not sure what the fucking pleasurable effect of weed is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.57809851]

>>57809842
Let's see it

[Anonymous No.57809868]

>>57809842
whats stock you have the most?

[Anonymous No.57809872]

>>57809850
Alcohol makes me violent

[Anonymous No.57809878]

>>57808381
I love your entrepreneurial mindset.

[Anonymous No.57809891]

>>57809850
Depends, alcohol can also be a depressant. I mean alcoholics are a majority unhappy people.

[Anonymous No.57809893]

>>57809851
>>57809868
All I'll say is that I am expecting the equivalent to a 10,000% roi this year with my current portfolio mark my words.

[Anonymous No.57809906]

>>57809891
>alcoholics are a majority unhappy people
this, any alcoholic I've ever known is stuck in a loop and bitches about the same problems without ever taking a step or sticking to it to change things.

[Anonymous No.57809915]

>>57809893
what is your biggest holding? the fact you wont say tells me you are gambling on some shit stocks or your highly leveraged on a speculative play. it most likely wont work out.

[Anonymous No.57809941]

>>57809906
Yeah I used to be an alcoholic but stopped drinking entirely for years now and won't go back to it for that reason. I feel like I have learned the hard way that no one in life is ever going to come and save you but yourself. Not your dysfunctional family, not your friends, and not Jesus. All that will save you in life is how good you are at with coming up with a plan, sticking to it, and getting results. You problems don't ever go away and there are no solutions at the bottom of any bottle, just more problems.

[Anonymous No.57810014]

>>57809941
Good to hear. I learned the same lessons recently and was sober for awhile, I tried drinking a few times over the last 4 months and I found that I didn't enjoy it anymore and wondered how I ever enjoyed it in the past

[Anonymous No.57810115]

I've learned so much over the last 4 years, but the more I try, the more I fuck up, why can't I succeed

[Anonymous No.57810326]

bump

[Anonymous No.57810349]

SOXL is a safer buy then NYCB, but DELL is the safer pick of the two

[Anonymous No.57810418]

Gold is about to take off

[Anonymous No.57810430]

>>57810418
>hear about gold bars selling out at COSTCO
I'm thinking all in on calls.

[Anonymous No.57810450]

>>57810430
yeah I think I will buy UGL at open

[Anonymous No.57810473]

>>57810418
How many times have I heard that?

[Anonymous No.57810553]

>>57808325
Jesus Christ dude this isn’t crypto, the 2022 bear was due to rates climbing not due to «whales fucking with retail» lmfao

[Anonymous No.57810559]

>>57810473
this time is different

[Anonymous No.57810571]

NVDA 900 dollars End of Week (EOW for you ADD zoomers).

NVDA 670 dollars right before the Fed meeting confirms no rate cuts.

NVDA massive rebound to 770 dollars the next 2 days after the meeting, reaches 1100 dollars in April before the 'may sell off' sends it back to the gap between 950 and 1000.

>>57810115
Unironically the only truth you need to learn is that market always go up. Trying to be 200 IQ and outsmart it is pointless. When market is violently going down (recession of '22) then you wait for september to slurp and then market go back up.

That's it, that's the finesse. There's no epic strategy to outsmart everyone else.

>>57810349
SOXL is gay and has aids, buy NVDL when NVIDIA fills the gap instead.

[Anonymous No.57810606]

>>57808325
>>57810553
2022 bear was because of whales. Then the whales pumped the market. The whales will allow NVDA periodic dips but it will go to 1500-2000 EOY because it is holding up the stock market.

Trump is up now in Pennsylvania and Maine, two swing states he was behind in before. Prospectively he will get 328-367 electoral votes. New York is on the table as Jews in NYC are swinging hard to Trump (53%) even though historically they voted 85% for his opponent. Republicans would hypothetically pick up 52-56 senate seats and 236-251 house seats based on district and state polling.

There is no reason to allow any of this, but they need a narrative. And the narrative is that in a highly divided field, Donald Trump got 41% of the vote and Joe Biden got 42% of the vote with Kennedy getting 15% and other parties getting 3%, allowing bidden to narrowly retain important swing states like Arizona, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, while Trump 'regains' Georgia and flips Nevada. A compelling narrative, but one that ends the same- a great stock market, driven by the AI Revolution, enabled the incumbent to retain power. And then in 2026 he will step down due to health issues, allowing his successor to 'run' the show. By this point the markets will be shitty and terrible but that's okay.

[Anonymous No.57810625]

>>57810606
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.57810648]

>>57810625
Commit suicide immediately, redditor.

[Anonymous No.57810667]

>>57809009

[Anonymous No.57810669]

Nvidia is the play, the only play. As soon as you think it's cooling off it'll swing back up on massive volume. They won't let the bubble pop because they need the number to go up.

[Anonymous No.57810673]

>>57809915
do t worry bro my portfolio is in safe hands. what’s in it is actually classified information (cia shit) but trust me it’s going up 100000% at least this bull run. trust the plan

[Anonymous No.57810675]

>>57810648
Even tranny jannies cleaned up your bullshit lmao.

[Anonymous No.57810688]

how do you find stocks that are about to swing

[Anonymous No.57810734]

>>57808219
what a slob. if the deadly sin with the name of sloth had a face, it would be this fat bastard

[Anonymous No.57810770]

>company has good earnings
>stock price increases 10%
>1 day later, stock price decreases 5%
I will never understand mr. market

[Anonymous No.57810784]

>>57810688
how about u swing urself from a support beam via rope around ur neck

[Anonymous No.57810796]

>>57810770
profit taking

[Anonymous No.57810811]

>>57810796
>on an insurance company with a p/e of 8

[Anonymous No.57810829]

>>57810673
once again you don't list one stock. if you can't beat the s&p over 10 year period just hold the index and leave it to the actual investors.

i have read valuation by mckinsley, intelligent investor, all of buffets essays, watched countless charlie munger interviews. the amount of time i have in stock investing. i read quarterly and annual reports from sec constantly. i don't invest in trash companies.

[Anonymous No.57810855]

>>57810811
>anon thinks p/e matters

[Anonymous No.57810905]

Why shouldn't I buy FEPI?
>25% yield
>exposure to the 15 biggest tech memes of any given time
>capped downside so wouldn't crash as bad as the underlying index

Seems like it's at a crazy low price right now.

[Anonymous No.57810915]

>>57810905
You buy these when u already made it

[Anonymous No.57810973]

>>57810811
That's why people take profit. The P/E of 8 means no one believes it's going anywhere

[Anonymous No.57810999]

>P/E gets brought up as if it holds any relevance in this market
Ah yes, one look at the funkopops doll company says otherwise. I remember when people used P/E to explain why NVDA wouldn't go to a thousand.

[Anonymous No.57811105]

>not investing in companies with solid cash flows and healthy balance sheets that are undervalued
>instead investing in hype companies with sky high valuations that require a homerun every year, 10 years straight

[Anonymous No.57811143]

>>57811105
>NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST BUY UNDERVALUED COMPANIES WITH LOW SINGLE DIGIT P/E AND HIGH DOUBLE DIGIT DIVIDEND YIELDS! THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MONEY IN THIS MARKET FROM NOW ON IS TO BUY NVDA SMCI AND ARM, YOU'RE A HECKING LOSERINO IF YOU'RE NOT BUYING THESE STOCKS! STAY POOR!

[Anonymous No.57811144]

Is ANF too powerful? When will they be put in their place?

[Anonymous No.57811163]

good morning, sunday morning. everything I have is on ath. is there still something undervalued to buy and hold for the next few years?

[Anonymous No.57811182]

App store bros, you okay?

[Anonymous No.57811188]

>>57811143
>DOUBLE DIGIT DIVIDEND YIELDS
name 1 thats not jepi.

[Anonymous No.57811202]

>>57811105
>>57811143
Enjoy underperforming the market dumb contrarian niggers. The market is efficient as fuck and there are no more «crazy undervalued» companies. Even Buffett is seething about not finding any bargains.

[Anonymous No.57811225]

>>57811188
BTI, 883.HK, PKN.WA, EC, PBR and many many more...

[Anonymous No.57811242]

The federal government is increasing its debt burden at a rate of 10% a year just so that Biden can keep pumping the Mag 7 and pretend that he didn't destroy the economy.

[Anonymous No.57811249]

>>57811202
>Muh, the market is efficient.
Kek you're such a stupid monkey faggot, Buffett has said many times if he had a smaller portfolio he could compound at 50% per year.

[Anonymous No.57811311]

>>57811163
Gold.

[Anonymous No.57811356]

>>57811311
Fuck Boxxie, she is so lame

[Anonymous No.57811378]

I'm gonna buy leveraged bull certificates on AMD and NVDA. I'm not gonna miss out on those gains any longer.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57811391]

>>57811144
How does thin even happen? What kind of jewery are they pulling?

[Anonymous No.57811392]

>>57811249
Keep buying garbage anon, I’ll keep leveraging the nasdaq 100 and sp500 and see who comes out on top in a few years lmao

[Anonymous No.57811412]

When the AI bubble pops the market prices will finally correct

[Anonymous No.57811450]

>>57811412
Everyone believes there is an AI bubble therefore there isn’t one

[Anonymous No.57811451]

>>57811392
>Keep buying undervalued stocks and I'll keep buying overvalued stocks that literally half the population is in (never has this in history been a bad thing), and see who comes out on top in a few years LMAO!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57811470]

>>57811451
Based

[Anonymous No.57811536]

>>57811451
Heard the exact same shit in 2019. Again, enjoy missing on every bull market and increasing risk because you think you’re some kind of Buffett who somehow manages to find a golden nugget in a heap of garbage when nobody else does. At least I hope you’re not leveraged and just buying shares

[Anonymous No.57811582]

>anons in-denial bullish after nonstop pump since October

[Anonymous No.57811596]

Shill me the next 10 000 bagger please

[Anonymous No.57811617]

>>57811582
you're never going to get rich with gold, this has literally never happened in history
gold is a contra-cyclic hedge for people who have already made it with high 7 figs to 8 figs
besides the market is at ATH most of the time, if you think like that you'd have predicted 350 of the last 4 crashes.
also missing out on the stock market's best days is FAR worse than holding through a crash, provided you're not an overleveraged nigger

[Anonymous No.57811622]

>>57811596
AQB is the next NVDA

[Anonymous No.57811647]

ANY GOOD AI STOCKS???

[Anonymous No.57811651]

>>57811617
>holding through the entirety of 2022
couldnt be me

why not wait for what he had between August and October last year and then reload?

[Anonymous No.57811654]

Reminder that there's a literal army of government shills trying to convince investors that the stock market and economy aren't about to collapse. CISA is allowed to do domestic propaganda about financial markets now.

[Anonymous No.57811655]

Im a newfag here, can anybody explain with what timeframes should we interpret candlestick patterns? is it hours? days? weeks?

https://youtu.be/tW13N4Hll88?si=nwIo_zsRYQjXcQmB

[Anonymous No.57811693]

>>57811651
>hindsight 20/20
I'm not going to wait in cash for a 30% crash and potentially miss out on another +80% year for leveraged etfs
just remember that missing out on the 30 best days in 30 years on the sp500 divides your performance by HALF. 30 days out of 30 years

[Anonymous No.57811699]

How is Amazon still inclining? Half of my orders lately have been getting lost at their distribution centers. The other quarter have been arriving almost a week late because of an issue with contracted carrier's bargain bin shipping rates that they chose. Ordering from them is a gamble now, even Ebay is more reliable.

[Anonymous No.57811712]

>>57811693
>a 30% crash
lol...

[Anonymous No.57811717]

>>57810770
>Have the best well-researched opinion
>Inverse yourself
It's literally free money

[Anonymous No.57811738]

>>57811712
>2 more weeks until -99% SPY and weimar inflation wagmi silver apes keep buying!!!!

[Anonymous No.57811740]

>>57811693
>let's just buy and hold leveraged etfs

[Anonymous No.57811743]

how long have you been on /smg/

[Anonymous No.57811749]

>>57811740
2x leverage is optimal for stocks, you’re maximizing returns without massively increasing the risk. No leverage is lower risk but lower returns. Anything over 2x leverage and you increase risk too much for it to be profitable. Kelly criterion

[Anonymous No.57811753]

>>57811743
Four years

>>57811738
Silver is unironically a good long term hold, due to supply and ore quality issues. Talking 10-20 years, but it's solid.

>>57811740
There's a strategy to it, where you buy as soon as it crosses the 200MA and just forget about it.

[Anonymous No.57811759]

I have 100 calls riding on BIG earnings and squeeze

[Anonymous No.57811780]

>>57811753
>Silver is unironically a good long term hold, due to supply and ore quality issues. Talking 10-20 years, but it's solid.

2011 bagholders would like a word with you. just look at the inflation adjusted chart of silver, it's fucking awful. the only bull case for silver is
there are no supply issues at all, the main demand for silver used to be photography and this is gone forever.

[Anonymous No.57811784]

>>57811753
>>57811780
the only bull case for silver is some 2 more weeks schizo short squeeze theory*

[Anonymous No.57811825]

yeah holding silver is retarded

[Anonymous No.57811850]

what's the way to be exposed to gold prices without buying rocks?

[Anonymous No.57811922]

>>57811850
There's futures but you lose to contango

[Anonymous No.57811936]

>>57811850
gold miners
UGL
JNUG if you feel brave

[Anonymous No.57812062]

>>57811651
>>57811740
>>57811825
NGMI-permabobos are getting cocky again. You know what that means mumubros! all green week ahead

[Anonymous No.57812068]

The more I read about ROIC, the less I understand what exactly goes in the denominator.

[Anonymous No.57812072]

Look at the bottom curve, the ratio of year-highs to month-highs, such ratios don't last long, that means that for a lot of stocks reaching fresh highs it's a top that won't be beat for a while. That means it's a good time to sell stocks that just reached a 52 week high.

[Anonymous No.57812109]

>>57812072
oh no it's march 2021 all over again

[Anonymous No.57812115]

>Bought a very nice looking grilled chicken salad yesterday from the grocery store
>Later in the evening I prep it and happily go to walk to my tatami to sit down and enjoy my meal.
>go to shut off kitchen light and the salad bowl slides slightly in my hand
>overcompensate like a retarded nigger and dump the entire salad on the ground
>spent a ton of time cleaning it up and ended up having to leftover smiley fries instead
Over 12 hours later and I'm still pissed off about it. This has to be a bearish indicator.

[Anonymous No.57812125]

>>57811655
depends on your timeframe and the instrument. weekly candles for etfs, daily for most stocks, 2 hour if you're day-trading. if you have to ask though, you're not ready to trade them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt8VYOfr8To

[Anonymous No.57812132]

>>57812115
>retarded nigger
mfw Rocker has a rare moment of self-awareness

[Anonymous No.57812140]

why are jap stocks so underrepresented?

[Anonymous No.57812149]

>>57812109
It's actually a lot more like early 2018, but that's besides the point. Shit&Prout 500 went down -5% in a few days from the point you're looking at, same for the next thing 2 months later. If this happens now that means SPX 4875 within a few days.

[Anonymous No.57812152]

>>57812132
Just as a reminder I said in a earlier video that Taylor Swift is no longer welcome here. Once she started dating George Soros' globohomo throat goat, she is dead to the general.

[Anonymous No.57812162]

>>57812152
>implying anyone is watching that autism
>implying that what a fat retard with holes in his clothes decrees matters

[Anonymous No.57812223]

>>57812162
Considering you are in MY general and I'm ALLOWING you to post here. You may want to try being a little nicer to me. I wouldn't want to have to get the based moderation team involved.

[Anonymous No.57812257]

>>57812162
I've watched it and basically it was a 20 minute rant that he doesn't want to be called "porkie pig"

[Anonymous No.57812293]

If I'm confident in COIN hitting $1000 within an 18 month time frame, what's the most cost effective way of leveraging up to make the most money out of this?

I'm currently holding a 3x COIN ETP but that's not enough for me.

[Anonymous No.57812299]

>>57812257
I still feel like your samefagging in this very general yet again. You may have a mental illness anon

[Anonymous No.57812306]

>>57812293
how much share dilution they gonna do in meantime

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812311]

>>57812223
stfu porkie

[Anonymous No.57812329]

>>57812311
You are a tripfag and a new one at that. For you to think you could @ me is laughable.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812332]

>>57812293
Well you could buy this call, it's the highest strike currently in Fidelity (and I guess anywhere else). If you're right and COIN is worth $1000 by Jan 2026 you'll make 55k profit.

[Anonymous No.57812338]

>>57812115
>Went from having a salad, fucking that up (somehow), and eating fries instead
Yeah this is why you are fat...

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812350]

>>57812329
I've been here for years. Lurking, posting, sloorping. I've merely recently taken a name for myself.

[Anonymous No.57812362]

>>57812299
Yes totally. No you are not paranoid at all. I'm actually obsessed with you and of course I have the resources to samefag from different ip adresses. I'm actually the real taylor swift and I have taken an interest in you. It amuses me to stalk you and take up as much space in your life as possible. I have people working on controlling your life 24/7 unlimited resources, government agencies under my control etc. I'm everywhere.

[Anonymous No.57812363]

>>57812350
I still think you are the same coomler tripfag under a new trip because you failed so miserably last time.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812370]

>>57812363
I honestly have no idea who that is. I took a break from /smg/ during 2021 and most of 2022, but been here on and off since 2017 at least.

[Anonymous No.57812374]

>>57812370
Uh huh, sure

[Anonymous No.57812377]

>>57812306
Hopefully less than what MARA baggies have to put up with

>>57812332
Never traded options before. Retarded question, but is it a good idea to spread out my position in to various expiration dates, like Jan 25/Jun 25/Jan 26, as the price of the option has a sensitivity to time?

[Anonymous No.57812390]

Sex with Japanese office ladies.

[Anonymous No.57812410]

>>57812370
Filtered

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812415]

>>57812374
Well I have no way to convince you of course. I did use to post as MSFTChad telling everyone to get in on it when it was around $180, but that's the only persona I remember taking here.

>>57812377
>spreading out in time
Yeah I guess that makes sense. You'll pay more premium for longer dated options but of course they're also safer since there's more time for COIN to go higher. Personally I would get the 2026 call if you're extremely confident in COIN. After it reaches $452 you start making bank, $100 per every $1 COIN rises. You can also sell at any prior time, making *at least* $100 x (curr price - 400).

>>57812390
BASED BASED BASED!

[Anonymous No.57812467]

>>57812362
If you have people working to control my life I guess I should thank you because I'm crushing it.

[Anonymous No.57812487]

>>57812467
maybe you should rent a lambo and make a video
just bragging without any proof is getting old

[Anonymous No.57812499]

>>57812467
or maybe you can ask baggie if you can take pictures in front of his car

[Anonymous No.57812501]

>>57812415
I've done some quick calculations, I can buy the 3x COIN ETP in my britbong tax free investment account. I'd have to pay 20% tax on profits from buying the Jan 26 LEAPS, so after taxes I'd be down compared to buying and holding the 3x ETP (accounting for volatility decay and fees).

[Anonymous No.57812512]

>>57812487
If you think ok lying than surely you can prove that you're doing better than me right?

[Anonymous No.57812521]

>>57812390

[Anonymous No.57812528]

There is more than one person posting as multiple characters.
But that's fine with me because, in life, every person is the same individual, and I can forgive myself.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812539]

>>57812501
Ah yeah taxes are a bitch. The ETP could work I guess.

[Anonymous No.57812546]

>>57812512
Remember I just told you 5 minutes ago that I'm Taylor Swift, what proof do you need.

I think It's ok not to own a car even though you are really old but I'm glad you stopped asking everyone for money.

[Anonymous No.57812552]

>>57808160
balticniggers will shill for a VERY low wage...even shitcoins

[Anonymous No.57812602]

>>57808233
growth stocks and small cap should be taking a big shit when jpow pauses or changes his mind on dropping rates next announcement

[Anonymous No.57812608]

>>57812546
I do own a car btw

[Anonymous No.57812615]

>>57812115
>>overcompensate like a retarded nigger and dump the entire salad on the ground
>>spent a ton of time cleaning it up and ended up having to leftover smiley fries instead
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4pRam_7dRxg

[Anonymous No.57812641]

>not posting TayTay in her prime
why

[Anonymous No.57812649]

>>57812608
I remember your role model Pewdiepie went viral by showing off his car to his audience. It made him look humble and relatable. So maybe showing off your car could be good for your popularity in this thread. It really is at an all time low and you know that.

[Anonymous No.57812653]

>>57811622
Theyre losing 600mil annually. They won't even exist in a year.

[Anonymous No.57812660]

>>57812653
They aren't "losing" money they are investing it

[Anonymous No.57812663]

>>57812362
>>57812257
>>57812132
Why are you obsessed with this CIA glowie whore that does nothing but promote future cat mommies and women on SSRIS like her?

[Anonymous No.57812670]

>>57812660
How much does a few dozen pop up pools and fishwater cost? What could a fish farm possibly be "investing" in? Spook money laundering?

[Anonymous No.57812696]

>>57812670
no they are building the farm so they have cash flow and from there they can keep growing to make mutant shrimp and then mutant everything

[Anonymous No.57812710]

>>57812696
How soon do they expect to become profitable? I don't want to buy x amount of shares if it's going to keep dropping.

[Anonymous No.57812732]

>>57812710
you are buying at 5 cents at the dollar so dillution is not the issue. The issue is if they go to 0 or not.
I think not since they can always help others to make their own mutant farm and monetize that. They are actually doing this right now in georgia or something like that. So they probably have their ways to find cash. But the market doesn't believe it.

[Anonymous No.57812755]

Hello, /smg/. All OK?

[Anonymous No.57812797]

>>57812755
Based Chink knows not to relax around blacks

[Anonymous No.57812799]

>LeBron James becomes first NBA player to score 40,000 points
What stocks to profit from this?

[Anonymous No.57812823]

>>57812799
Why do you care about this random nigger fact?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57812863]

>made flan last night
>had it for breakfast
I'm brapping like a motherfucker. I'm gonna buy BOIL monday morning so I'm not a NO NATGAS NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.57812893]

>>57812732
What do you think the quarterly report will say? And is there a target price for the stock?

[Anonymous No.57812925]

>>57812893
I don't expect anything from the quarterly report that will change my long term outlook and target price is 7.50

[Anonymous No.57812940]

Good morning sirs! Yesterday I had dream of schizophrenia, I dreamed that Pakistan was a superpower and we all had been forced to poo in loo. How was your night though?

[Anonymous No.57812978]

During a state of mania, I took like $50,000 out of VTSAX and put it in VXUS. Is this a problem?

[Anonymous No.57813084]

>>57812940
>we all had been forced to poo in loo
I'm sorry to have to inform you friend, but we *ARE* indeed forced to poo in the loo.
Crazily enough, some of us even ENJOY pooing in the loo, instead of our shitting streets.

[Anonymous No.57813097]

>>57809221
Yes, it's hard to compete with yourself after having reached such extreme heights as having made
THE
DISH

[Anonymous No.57813104]

>>57813084
That´s wild man. This is not the world Mahatma Gandhi envisioned for us.

[Anonymous No.57813105]

>>57809319
>golden rule
JUST SAY NO TO WOMEN
AND YES TO NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.57813106]

>>57810829
Lol
The joke was that I have $0 in my portfolio. You are the epitome of ngmi.

[Anonymous No.57813117]

>>57811536
>Heard the exact same shit in 2019.
Trust the plan, they won't pull the rug on you, P/E. P/B, FCF etc... fundamentals don't matter, half the population being all in in a few stocks doesn't matter, just trust the plan. Haven't missed out on shit I've been beating the benchmark and will continue in the future. Not buying a shitty overpriced US index when I can get 10% per annum just from dividends from "garbage" companies. You stupid faggots don't understand Buffett making 5% on $100B is better than getting 100% on $1B. He can't invest in most of the companies at his stage It's not worth the time.

[Anonymous No.57813157]

>>57813117
You're not outperforming the market, therefore you are a dumb dipshit and you're not worth listening to, no matter how smart you try to sound. SPY is up 26% from a year ago.
Keep sloorping trash with a P/E under 10 without wondering why that's the case. All retards like you who try go go against the trend get burned.
> You stupid faggots don't understand Buffett making 5% on $100B is better than getting 100% on $1B.
Buffett is not a magician you dumbass. He's been sitting in cash since 2020 because he thought everything was "overpriced" and essentially had to apologize to Berkshire investors for this. He also told people to stay away from Bitcoin in 2014. He admitted that he can't find bargains anymore.
Know why? Because the market is more efficient than it's even been in this age of instant information and unless you have insider info you will never be ahead of it. Everything gets priced in immediately. This isn't the 1980s.

[Anonymous No.57813223]

Whats the most racist ticker I should buy?

[Anonymous No.57813231]

>>57813223
NGE for Nigeria. I bought it in like 2016 and have watched it drop 80.94%. Fucking NGErs

[Anonymous No.57813237]

>>57813223
MSTR

[Anonymous No.57813238]

>>57812863
I always hold at least a small amount of UNL so as not to be a NO NATGAS NIGGER but sold some BOIL Friday with the expectation to be able to rebuy lower soon, if not MOONDAY. Still not going in with substantial buys until the bottom of shoulder season though. This has been the jewiest price behavior ever since the DOUBLE EIA REPORT after "system maintenance" after Halloween.

[Anonymous No.57813241]

>>57813157
>You're not outperforming the market,
Keep telling yourself that.
>SPY is up 26% from a year ago
Yeah and your pea brain thinks that is sustainable. I don't need to do shit this year and I've already got more than 10% from dividends.
>Buffett is not a magician you dumbass. He's been sitting in cash since 2020 because he thought everything was "overpriced" and essentially had to apologize to Berkshire investors for this.
Yeah Buffett is sitting in cash but you're smarter than him and you think the market is a bargain.
>Because the market is more efficient than it's even been in this age of instant information
Something an ignorant faggot would say. Market is inefficient af, the market hasn't changed since the dawn of time, It's still driven by fear and greed.

[Anonymous No.57813259]

>>57813231
We are still a decade or so away from the US or China "commandeering" Africa for its resources. You didn't bet wrong, you just bet at the wrong time.

[Anonymous No.57813269]

>>57813241
>SPY has gone up 10% a year for over a century this isn't sustainable!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57813271]

COST
DECK
CLH
WM
BRK.B
INDI
BBAI
ACMR
MSFT
NVDA

Name stronger group of 10

[Anonymous No.57813280]

>>57813241
>Keep telling yourself that.
I don't need to tell myself. SPY's done better than you.
>Yeah and your pea brain thinks that is sustainable
It's far more sustainable than expecting a 10% divvy from some shit stock to last lmao
>Yeah Buffett is sitting in cash but you're smarter than him and you think the market is a bargain.
They ADMITTED they fucked up you dumbass. That's what I meant by apologizing to Berkshire investors. Sitting in cash since 2020 with the nightmareish inflation and the giga bull market that ensued was the worst thing you could've done.
>Something an ignorant faggot would say. Market is inefficient af, the market hasn't changed since the dawn of time, It's still driven by fear and greed.
Yeah sure, it hasn't changed at all, keep sitting in your shit stockpicking portfolio that totally won't dump to hell to never recover if SPY ever takes a shit.
>>57813269
these people are "two more weeks" the investment

[Anonymous No.57813281]

>>57813271
MSFT
MSFT
MSFT
MSFT
MSFT
Jackie Chan
MSFT
MSFT
MSFT
MSFT

[Anonymous No.57813304]

>>57813271
BABA
keep the change

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813308]

>>57813231
Should have invested in white people (ARGT)

[Anonymous No.57813323]

>>57808100
Bullish on BABA. Recently CPP and Scion put a larfe position into it.

[Anonymous No.57813350]

>>57813269
I guess you plan to cash out in a century. Also past performance is indicative of future return, fact of the matter is since 2009 the US market has been in a bull trend for 15 years QE is gone, ZIRP is gone and that will catch up to the stock market sooner or later enjoy the mania while it lasts.
>>57813280
>I don't need to tell myself. SPY's done better than you.
Muh, If I can't beat the market no one can. Miss me with that bullshit.
>It's far more sustainable than expecting a 10% divvy from some shit stock to last lmao
Yeah, Orlen and CNOOC can't keep up their 10% divvies with a 30% payout lmfao. I wouldn't be surprised you probably can't look at a financial statement and determine If the yield is sustainable.
>They ADMITTED they fucked up you dumbass.
Yeah they admitted everything is overpriced af. Buffett apologies for not playing a greater fool game with all of Berkshires cash.
>Yeah sure, it hasn't changed at all, keep sitting in your shit stockpicking portfolio that totally won't dump to hell to never recover
Muh, If you're not "passively" investing your stock picks must be bad. Just pour your cash into an index never in history have indices not moved for decades.

[Anonymous No.57813388]

>>57813350
The U.S. is the only superpower in the world and enjoys a lasting hegemony. Its second rival, Russia, has destroyed itself in a failed attack against its neighbor. Its primary rival, China, is being slowly crippled by shifting manufacturing trends and the chips act and embargo.

[Anonymous No.57813412]

>>57813388
>The U.S. is the only superpower in the world
That wasn't even the argument. What the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.57813418]

>>57813350
>my chink and polish oil stocks are more sustainable than SPY

[Anonymous No.57813422]

>>57812732
I didn't look into it do they have the 450 million somewhere? If not I has to come from dilution and I don't think they can even absorb that anymore from people. The revenues is $800,000 a year. Sounds like a spicy bet for just a three bagger.

[Anonymous No.57813432]

>>57813280
This is one thing I don't understand about sitting it cash entirely. I have a portion of it on the sidelines, but you can put it in any covered call ETF (like QYLD) and get a monthly dividend of 13% or so when you're entirely unsure about the conditions. Since that one tracks the S&P anyway I still made a slight profit in that position while collecting 13% a month to put in other things.

[Anonymous No.57813434]

>>57813412
You're suggesting index funds won't continue increasing for the next century. Index funds make up the U.S. market. If the U.S. is doing well, index funds will continue doing well. There's no foreseeable circumstance in which the U.S. doesn't do well in the next century, so index funds are a good buy.

[Anonymous No.57813487]

>>57813422
C'mon porkie pig I know this is Rocker samefagging. They have a 10M market cap so stop trolling asking about dilution just because it's the only concept you know. Even you can't be that stupid to think they can dilute 450M out of 10M.

[Anonymous No.57813488]

>>57813388
You just convinced me to buy more PFE

[Anonymous No.57813492]

>>57813418
>NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST BUY NON US STOCKS AND BEAT THE US INDICES!
>You're suggesting index funds won't continue increasing for the next century.
Never said that. I said ZIRP is gone QE is gone and that's going to catch up with the market sooner or later, and you might end up holding the bag for a decade or two since you're playing a greater fool game instead of actively investing.

[Anonymous No.57813498]

$150k. Do I go MSFT/AMZN/COSTCO all in or all in TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.57813526]

>>57813492
Priced in. Still gonna buy more SPY

[Anonymous No.57813532]

>>57813526
Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.57813595]

>>57813498
All in African Agriculture Holdings. The future is now.

[Anonymous No.57813597]

>>57813432
Berkshire is far from sitting on cash entirely. It's just that Buffett stuck with his mindset of investing in massively undervalued companies by doing a lot of research with information that was hardly accessible and understandable to most. There was a lot of inertia, information didn't spread efficiently at all. You had companies that remained undervalued for a long time before the market caught up.
Now you have algorithms that react in a split second to absolutely everything. If you want to be early on something, you're either counting on your luck or on insider information. That's literally it.
https://www.ft.com/content/1a6f4bd9-b9c7-462e-8152-4ee52a41fba0
>>57813492
Nigger, you don't beat the US indices. That was my point. Stop lying. You're taking extra risk not only by stockpicking, but by exposing yourself to shitholes, especially China, AND you're not rewarded for it like some monkey buying TQQQ.
>that's going to catch up with the market sooner or later
Sure bro, the market's been pumping for years but only you figured it out. Two more weeks until the 1929 crash.
>greater fool game
This isn't crypto, the stock market is a positive sum game, and the top ones in SPY rake in far more cash than your oil companies.

[Anonymous No.57813612]

So what are the top 3 Schwab ETFs? Should I go into SCHG? I’m young so I’m not interested in SCHD yet. What other funds should I be aware of?

[Anonymous No.57813621]

>>57813498
Neither, go all in VTSAX and never look back.

[Anonymous No.57813625]

>>57808219
Baba currently. Waiting next week for that annual meeting where xi gives his plans for the year. Chances are he will be focusing on boosting econ somehow. Likely in the production of domestic semiconductor tech.

[Anonymous No.57813639]

>>57813612
SCHB/SWTSX.

[Anonymous No.57813651]

>>57808402
Bad idea atm. Currently they are the only store on the market, wait to see what competitors are doing. I have been looking to 7-5nm chips being made with advanced packaging, similar preformance to current tech if done correctly

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813656]

>>57813597
>Nigger, you don't beat the US indices. That was my point. Stop lying
This is so fucking retarded. The Shit&Piss 500 is a big average of the top 500 companies. If you pick at random, weighted by market cap, you literally have a 50% chance of beating it. It's definitely possible to beat the index during particular runs or crashes of the market. Now, *consistently* beating it over 30 years is a feat. But beating it during 2022-2024 is easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57813676]

>>57813612
Setup the robo advisor bullshit for a year and contribute to it monthly until you've learned enough to do better.

[Anonymous No.57813690]

>>57813595
lol, that continent is barren and full of joggers.

[Anonymous No.57813698]

>>57811202
>>57811105
Should be investing in china atm if you want undervalued companies that still make profit.

[Anonymous No.57813700]

>>57813656
Might as well be gambling, though.

[Anonymous No.57813706]

>>57813597
>Nigger, you don't beat the US indices. That was my point. Stop lying
My point is you're the nigger that can't look at financial statements and determine if a company is cheap or not, so you just buy what everyone else is because it "only goes up".
>Sure bro, the market's been pumping for years but only you figured it out. Two more weeks until the 1929 crash.
Yeah please quote where I said the market was going to crash like back in 1929, I said it won't go up for a decade or two meaning it will be rangebound.
>This isn't crypto, the stock market is a positive sum game, and the top ones in SPY rake in far more cash than your oil companies.
It has turned into crypto with semiconductor stocks and tech stocks, you must be living under a rock these stocks make up most of the indices you buy. Maybe they rake in more cash than my shitty oil companies, but relative to their valuations they cannot compare. Would you rather buy a $5B company that rakes in $2B in cash per annum or a $100B company that rakes in $5B, I guess the latter one makes more sense to you.

[Anonymous No.57813711]

>>57813597
GPOR
VTLE
LNG
RSRV
CHRD

all have more cash flow per share than any of those gay fag nigger poo tech cos all the lemmings are piled into at the top of the S&P.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813734]

>>57813700
Not if you DYOR. It's literally what this is all about. If you don't have the time/energy, which is totally fine, buy an index fund and forget about it. It's pretty much impossible you will not be much better off in 10 years. But you will not get crazy gains.

[Anonymous No.57813746]

>>57813711
MPC
VLO
PDS
FANG
CHK
CVX
PSX

too.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813748]

Why aren't you studying law, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57813755]

>>57813656
>If you pick at random, weighted by market cap, you literally have a 50% chance of beating it.
Then pick at random and let me know how it goes in 10 years lmao.
>>57813698
>undervalued
chink stocks are "undervalued" because the PCC can and most likely will wipe your gains in an instant if they want to lmfao
>>57813706
your oil companies are cheap because they have no prospect for growth and are located in shitholes, not because you're smarter than the market
>I said it won't go up for a decade or two meaning it will be rangebound.
yeah all those trillion dollars printed recently are just going to vanish in thin air
>Would you rather buy a $5B company that rakes in $2B in cash per annum or a $100B company that rakes in $5B
the $5B company is expected to rake in $2B in cash per annum for the next 30 years, perhaps less. the $100B company is expected to rake in far more in the coming years. it's not rocket science, this is why NVDA pumps, they halve their P/E at each fucking earnings report and the market prices it in.
>>57813711
there's a reason why they have a 1 digit P/E and it's not because the market is dumb and hasn't realized how crazy undervalued those shitstocks lmfao

[Anonymous No.57813770]

>>57813748
fucking kek
the layers of hypocrisy
its beautiful

[Anonymous No.57813775]

Bought RR.L at 85 during the >RYCEY IS SPICY era and sold at 100 haha...

[Anonymous No.57813788]

>>57813487
Anon you can't be serious. The press release from 2022 claimed that they would be done with the Ohio farm late 2023 and only cost 300million. We're in 2024 and it's only 30% done and they project it costing double now. They had to sell one of the other facilities to help fund this. They have almost no cash on hand left and they're "collaborating" with a bank to secure funding to finish their project? Sounds like they're eating themselves alive. Show me where this works out? Is your dad the CEO or something? How big is your bag?

[Anonymous No.57813792]

>>57813775
Dont mention RR ever again or I will kms

[Anonymous No.57813798]

>>57813639
Which one of those is the equivalent of SPY?
>>57813676
I already have a vanguard account with $100k in it that I learned a lot of lesson from. Its my funny money (gambling). But i want to switch away from the jewgaurd and move to Catholic schwab. My schwab account will entirely be a “set it and forget it” account where I put $1k in per week. Maybe I should just enable the robo advisor on it permentantly

[Anonymous No.57813811]

>>57813788
The CEO is a woman!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813833]

>>57813755
>Then pick at random and let me know how it goes in 10 years lmao.
Adding "lmao" doesn't make you correct. It's literally how the index works. If you would have just bet heavily on tech, a play which did not have to be concocted by a genius, you would be up a lot higher. See SPY at the bottom of this chart?

[Anonymous No.57813846]

>>57812115
This is why you should keep floors clean. That way you can still eat spilled food.

[Anonymous No.57813878]

>>57813788
May I also remind you that the question was what is the next 10 000x. You sucessfully explained why AQB is so cheap and the odds of it not being a zero. So it really is a 10000x. Dumbass.
If you want something safe that'll work 100% then why don't you just buy SPY

[Anonymous No.57813890]

Are we recycling?
>>57808053
>>57808053
>>57808053

[Anonymous No.57813910]

First thing in the morning
What do I see?
A pile of shit...
Staring at me

I close my eyes
I step away
No matter where I go
There's no getting away!

[Anonymous No.57813917]

>>57813878
I think it's beyond a long shot now. More like a zero shot. The CEO being a woman game over already. How much is she making a year is this a lifestyle company lmao.

[Anonymous No.57813925]

>>57813755
The market has spent the last few years thinking that EVs are about to be the standard. Yes, "the market" is fucking retarded and hasn't realized how crazy undervalued the companies who literally keep the world running on the most fundamental levels are. "The market" has been rewarding tech troon day in the life cos. Reality is going to fuck "the market" in the ass and "the market" will flood into the lowlands as water does when the levies break. You NIGGERS don't know shit about fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM

[Anonymous No.57813934]

>>57813755
>your oil companies are cheap because they have no prospect for growth and are located in shitholes, not because you're smarter than the market
You're forgetting I don't have to hold these stocks for a century only until a revaluation occurs and it always does. When they revalue by 100% in a year or two, I've beaten your stupid indices for a decade.
>yeah all those trillion dollars printed recently are just going to vanish in thin air
All of those dollars are already in the US markets.

[Anonymous No.57813945]

>>57813890
Fuck off. Bake a non GME thread.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57813968]

>>57813890
Nah fuck GME. Someone bake, I have a 5min timeout for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.57813975]

>>57813917
it's a moonshot and it will be glorious when I tell you "you didn't listen" while sitting in my lambo

[Anonymous No.57814010]

>>57813934
>When they revalue by 100% in a year or two, I've beaten your stupid indices for a decade.
BASED
A
S
E
D

and patient forward thinking pilled. You've got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run.
You've got to
KNOW
THE
TABLE
THAT
YOU'RE PLAYING AT.

[Anonymous No.57814025]

>>57814010
PIC
FUCKIN
REL

[Anonymous No.57814029]

>>57814010

[Anonymous No.57814037]

>>57814010
>>57814025
Based Kenny Rogers enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.57814073]

>>57813833
>hindsight 20/20
>>57813925
>The market has spent the last few years thinking that EVs are about to be the standard
and those contrarian retards who thought the opposite and shorted Tesla got liquidated unless they timed the exact top. those who bought before that EV craze are still up massively, and Tesla is still considered as the car maker with the most potential because it's also a tech stock.
>Yes, "the market" is fucking retarded and hasn't realized how crazy undervalued the companies who literally keep the world running on the most fundamental levels are.
Wow, the market doesn't know oil companies are keeping the world running. It doesn't at all. Dumbass. They're undervalued because nobody is expecting them to grow anymore. They're there and that's it. They're not going to grow at a massive rate.
>When they revalue by 100% in a year or two, I've beaten your stupid indices for a decade.
you're starting to sound like a bagholder who married his stocks.
>All of those dollars are already in the US markets.
no lol, especially not since the 2022 rate hikes

[Anonymous No.57814087]

>>57814010
>>57814029
>2 more weeks until my polish oil stock goes +100% because the world realized we need oil just now bro

[Anonymous No.57814096]

BASED /SMG/ THREAD
>>57814084
>>57814084
>>57814084>>57814084
>>57814084
>>57814084>>57814084
>>57814084
>>57814084

[Anonymous No.57814125]

>>57814073
>you're starting to sound like a bagholder who married his stocks.
I mean our timeframes are different. Since you have no idea what you're doing you need your shit to go up every day to feel good, I can hold a cheap stock for a year or more just to catch a 100% rally, that's not called bagholding that's called investing, something you obviously are unaware of but worry not the market will teach you sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.57814135]

>>57814087
>Polish stocks with <3P/E with 8% dividend yields will never rally. Why? Just because.

[Anonymous No.57814211]

>>57813878
Idk man, theyre in debt and losing $7 per share.
Besides that, I don't think the fish market is really all that, we import fish from all over the world and I don't think people are going to buy their salmon just because.
They're behind schedule and if they don't become profitable soon then they could probably face "restructuring".

Where exactly is this 10k multiple supposed to come from exactly? Is global warming going to make all the fish in the ocean kill?
Time is money and there are better more viable options I can throw my money at to make more money.

[Anonymous No.57814254]

>>57814125
>I can hold a cheap stock for a year or more just to catch a 100% rally
while a 2x leveraged SPY does a +200% in the meantime with next to zero risk compared to a single shithole stock
It will never rally because it's a dividend stock. Dividend stocks don't rally. The reason why they give so much dividend is because they have nowhere to invest in to grow. They're just there. They keep doing their 8% dividend and working as usual. If the market takes a shit they'll take a shit too. No one expects it to grow, hence the super low P/E. You're not a genius for finding low P/E stocks, there are tons of them.

[Anonymous No.57814282]

>>57814073
>shit that happened over the last few years with muh TSLA is going to just keep on happening in perpetuity
>not to mention is clueless to the fact that XOM has over 20,000 scientists employed and is very forward looking
Always nice to sit at the poker table with NIGGERS who are going to be rotated out of.
>nobody is expecting
SURPRISE, NIGGERS!

[Anonymous No.57814294]

>>57814254
>zero risk
Stopped reading there you're a fucking imbecile.

[Anonymous No.57814405]

>>57814294
>2 oil shitstocks from the third world are not risky
>2x SPY is
lol

[Anonymous No.57814564]

>>57812546
>>57812641
Damn, she's a smokeshow.

[Anonymous No.57814581]

>>57813223
GME

[Anonymous No.57815181]

>>57809488
LUNR's staff would happily sell out for $50-100 / share to never have to work another day in their lives.
Blue Origin put Capt Kirk in space last year so they've also got plenty of meme cred to go with getting going with regular lunar missions. In a few years they could be transporting a few $Trillions worth of moon platinum (and other moon precious metals) and become the first $20-50 Trillion corp.