Sam Bankman-Fried Cites Autism Disorder As Reason To Avoid 100 Years In Prison

[Anonymous No.57803432]

Sam Bankman-Fried, the former CEO of FTX, is seeking a reduced prison sentence of five to six years, citing his autism spectrum disorder as a reason. His lawyers argue that his condition makes him particularly vulnerable to violence and extortion in prison, compared to the recommended 110-year term for his fraud charges. Bankman-Fried was found guilty of seven counts related to fraud, including misappropriating customer funds. His sentencing hearing is scheduled for March 28, where the court will consider arguments from both the defense and prosecution.

[Anonymous No.57803454]

>>57803432
Chuds always cry saying they have a mental illness when shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.57803475]

>>57803432
id be shocked if he even does 6 years.

[Anonymous No.57803584]

>>57803432
>Your Honor he is an autistic retard, therefore you must acquit

[Anonymous No.57803642]

>>57803432
I mean, it allowed Chris Chan to get out early.

[Anonymous No.57803687]

>>57803432
Why bother sending people like him to prisons?
Such a waste, just give him a forced labour sentence of 100 years.

[Anonymous No.57803714]

Dam I didnt know having autism makes you exempt from all laws
What a retard

[Anonymous No.57803756]

>>57803714
>>57803584
Lawyers will do what they must. It's amazing what judges and the jury tolerate

[Anonymous No.57803761]

>>57803432
Then make an autism inclusive prison, and stop letting retards off the hook.

[Anonymous No.57803769]

>>57803761
>autism inclusive prison

like our homes?

[Anonymous No.57804145]

>>57803432

Oh, this is going to be handy for another crypto-bastard who's claimed to be on the autism spectrum too, and who's likely to face jail in the comin months.

[Anonymous No.57804218]

>>57803761
autist prison would have unity like the thai jails
i bet there wouldn't even be racial gangs, just factions based on favorite waifus

>Getting stabbed in the shower for liking Rin
>Getting stabbed in the shower for liking showers

[Anonymous No.57804243]

>>57803769
No, an autist would enjoy that. Give him 100 years community service where he is forced to politely socially interact with goy all waking hours of the day.

[Anonymous No.57804261]

>>57804243
Cruel and unusual punishment

[Anonymous No.57804307]

>>57803432
why wasn't this trial televised? depps and paltrows go live but giga jews like maxwell and this chub are afforded the maximum privacy judicially allowed.

[Anonymous No.57805849]

>>57803432

[Anonymous No.57805881]

>>57803432
reminded me of this instantly

[Anonymous No.57806410]

>>57803642
all he did was rape an old woman. Sam defrauded billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.57806540]

>>57806410
> Sam defrauded billions of dollars.
Haven't you heard? Every creditor in the FTX bankruptcy is going to be made whole. Nobody lost a thing!*

*some small details apply like crypto tokens being reimbursed for their cash value on the day of the bankruptcy. trivial stuff tho.

[Anonymous No.57806549]

>>57805881
This sounds hilarious

[Anonymous No.57806738]

>>57806549
it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

[Anonymous No.57808046]

So many pussies in the world today let's freak jew take their money faces no punishment should be facing street justice for what he and his jew rat whore did in addition to the rest of them every single person who got ponzied is a pussy

[Anonymous No.57808077]

>>57803432
Please don't give employers even more reasons to discriminate against me.

>>57804243
Nah, make him never know what tasks he's going to have to do in a given day. That's the real hell.

[Anonymous No.57808117]

I feel like life in prison for a white collar crime is rediculous. If I were judge I would give him 20 years. That’s still a massive chunk of his life and a very harsh sentence imo. But it’s still within reason.

[Anonymous No.57808132]

Fair enough. 90 years.

[Anonymous No.57808259]

>>57803432
What will he do after the jail tho.
He is fucked regardless

[Anonymous No.57808367]

>>57808259
Are you kidding bruh? all of us would be listening to his podcast and shit

[Anonymous No.57808493]

>>57808367
I am reminded of Shkreli live streaming his trading while dispensing his wisdom to the assembled crowds.

[Anonymous No.57808842]

>>57803642
Chris Chan didn’t get out early for his autism, he got out because he was already held in jail for 2 years, then when it came time for his trial the judge looked at the minimum sentence for mother fucking and it was two years, so they said fuck it, time served, and sent him on his merry way because the prison and court system has no time to deal with that shit.

[Anonymous No.57808913]

>>57803432
I wonder how much commissary Tyrone will need to rape SBF semi regularly.

[Anonymous No.57809030]

>>57808913
how do I get that kirby

[Anonymous No.57809704]

>>57809030
Ask the Kirby queen, Coomeru

[El Arcón No.57809707]

today?

[Anonymous No.57809714]

>>57803432
damn, in that case i must be autistic since i invested into $SUPER, let me know scam more than 1 billions and get away with it

[Anonymous No.57810134]

Autists should not be in jail

[Anonymous No.57810184]

>>57803432
>Nooooo! You can’t just heckin defraud some digital money investors noooo!!1!

[Anonymous No.57810186]

>He tought the juice won't get scott free lite
oh my sweet summer child
Anyone can scam chuds

[Anonymous No.57810198]

>my client is a psychopath therefore he didn't know why murder is bad please release him lol

[Anonymous No.57810330]

>>57803432
>The only Aspie to have ever gone to prison
>muh Chosen
>muh Speshul

[Anonymous No.57810345]

>>57808493
Sounds like a shit way to live desu sempai

[Anonymous No.57811440]

>>57803432
Kek

[Anonymous No.57811705]

>>57808913
I wouldn't lay down like that in prison

[Anonymous No.57811830]

>>57803761
Putting them in a holiday camp with other autists is letting them off the hook.

[Anonymous No.57813167]

>>57803432
I still remembered an anon telling me to avoid ftx because sbf is a jew. Im glad I listened.

[Anonymous No.57813186]

>>57813167
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.57813859]

>>57813167
oi vey goy

[Anonymous No.57813870]

>>57803432
Just fucking shiv the guy already.

[Anonymous No.57815112]

>>57806540
>small details apply like crypto tokens being reimbursed for their cash value on the day of the bankruptcy
That could potentially work against them though as BTC was $63.5k when they went down

[Anonymous No.57815422]

>>57808913
How many times did Caroline get pounded on top of that Kirby?

[Anonymous No.57815455]

>>57803769
Top kek I didn't come here to feel

[Anonymous No.57815511]

>>57811830
Putting him with other autists would actually be a hellish experience. I used to go on autism respite trips all the time as a kid and I fucking hated 95% of them because they were either literal mongs who were unpredictable, screeched at everything and got randomly violent or they were nitpicky dweebs that hyperfocused on the most boring inane shit and wouldn't stop talking to me about their topic of choice.

>one of the lesser known redpills about autism is that if you have a group of autistic dudes, the higher functioning autists will seek out the lower functioning autists and endlessly neg or big dog them to establish non-existent dominance

[Anonymous No.57815561]

>>57804307
Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.57815769]

>>57815422
Zoom in on rat ugly jew with hpv wow she has a mustache TOPKEK

[Anonymous No.57815906]

>>57804218
I want this premise to become a television show.

[Anonymous No.57817116]

>>57815906
37 day riot and hostage incident ensues after the breading on the tendies changes, leaving 22 dead