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57802441 No.57802441 [Reply] [Original]

I'm buying this shithole when i make it

1.I will fire all the jannies (they are retarded)
2.Flags on biz
3.soijak posting banned (total sharty death)
4.Funposting allowed on ALL boards
5.Making fun of the NEW jannies allowed on all boards
6.Blue /b/ added
7.E celeb board added as a containment board
8. Gacha banned from /vg/

>> No.57802453

>>57802441
You will never make it.

/qa/ won.

>> No.57802454

>>57802441
Based, also give jannies a 1000% raise on their $0 salary

>> No.57802468

>>57802441
>funposting
'jak posting IS funposting. The real issue is that janny has already banned all the viscerally funny ones becuz le racisme and le transphobia. Your chudchan is just more of the same old janny shit kek so what is even the point of buying, asides from flags that's based.

>> No.57802473

>>57802441
Glowniggers won't let you buy the chan.

>> No.57802478

>>57802453
"There's a cobmaaaaan waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds he TOLD me! Let the trannies ack it, let all the basedteens browse it, let all the basedteens boogie"

>> No.57802480
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57802480

>>57802441
>3.soijak posting banned (total sharty death)

>> No.57802509

>>57802441
>make a bunch of new rules
>fire the slaves that enforce said rules even though they do it for free
genius, ingenius even