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Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.57798109

>>57798081
Frying pan

>> No.57798275

>all this euphoria for a $1 pump while link is -60% from ath and everything is outperforming it
It's over isn't it....

>> No.57798288

>>57798081
this copy pasta will never be funny and will always be underage and/or mentally underage tier humor

>> No.57798291

>>57798275
Literally every shitcoin going berserk while Bitcoin does fucking nothing over the weekend? Oh yea...we dumpin' hard this next week baby!

>> No.57798330
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57798330

>>57798081
this is a larp. but it not, the same mechanism that caused you to be able to stack 10,000 link should allow you easily pay 500 measly dollars to prevent yourself from being homeless

seriously take some self accountability you fucking pajet neet faggit.

i hope this 100% real and i hope link moons to over 1k and i hope you blow everything on drugs and women in under 18 months, then back at your moms house making this same post asking for ' the next 10 x'

pic related, its all you should expect out of life

>> No.57798384

BASED LPL CHUDDIE KIDDOS HOW YOU DOING BASED KIDDOS POOLS CLOSED LPL SEETHE

>> No.57798392

>>57798081
50 link a month? What the fuck :D That's like a thousand dollaridoos.

>> No.57798626

>>57798330
You're replying to an ancient pasta

>> No.57799203

>linkies are such losers even their own mothers won't love them
Lmao
The cuckolds of crypto

>> No.57799227

>>57799203
>>57798973

>> No.57800565

>>57798288
It will be when it gets under 1 Link

>> No.57800630

>>57798275
In English we say “overperforming”

>> No.57800638

>>57798330
10,000 LINK cost $1000 when we bought it. His mom wants $500 a MONTH.

Also you are NEW