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>> No.57794137

lol wtf there still aren't any dapps on this shit?

>> No.57794150

>>57794104
That's not important.
What's important is that it's written in HASKELL.
Do you know how based HASKELL is?
Read this book: Learn You A HASKELL for Great Good:
https://learnyouahaskell.com/

>> No.57794203

>>57794137
>lol wtf there still aren't any dapps on this shit?
Practically it has "dapps" but the functionality of Cardano dapps is like 10% of the Ethereum dapps. It's a botched design.

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>>57794104
its never going to happen anon

>> No.57794812

>>57794491
>>57794203
I really want to understand whether or not Cardano actually has something substantial. But I don't want to do the research. I just know I don't like the smug attitude of Ada acolytes, and Charles Hoskinson. Do they actually not have Dapps?

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57794821

I missed this fucking shit photo

>> No.57794833

>>57794203
>Cardano dapps is like 10% of the Ethereum dapps
what functionality are you even talking about??????
the main dex for cardano does external computations like a fucking donkey pulling a coffin
you cannot call that shit a car and you cannot call sundaeswap a fucking dex

there is no functionality

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>> No.57794922

>>57794812
>Do they actually not have Dapps?
Let's put it like this:
Ethereum smart contract = Bugatti Veyron
Cardano smart contract = 50 year old bycicle

>> No.57795332

>>57794104
Does anyone have the image of hoski eating a shit ice cream cone?

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57796884

STOP ALL YOU'RE DOING, BIG MIKE FINALLY MADE IT
1M MC LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
I'LL BE RICH NIGGERS, AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT TO STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>> No.57796908

>>57794104
who needs dapps when you have MATH and SCIENCE and NUMBA GO UP (but often down)?

>> No.57797163

>>57796884
Paki scam.

>> No.57797269

>>57794104

Charles you fat nigger.

>> No.57797363

>>57794918
> Shit written by your direct competitors' marketing guy.
Fucking retard.
In fact, you're all fucking retards.
Enjoy your fees and network restarts, retards.

>> No.57797457

>>57794104
>>57794137
>>57794203
>>57794491
>>57794833
>>57794922
>>57796908
>>57797269
>Literal retards, with no idea what they're on about, dribbling onto their keyboards because they missed ADA at pennies.
Cry more, little faggot bitches. Your tears make the Dapps happy.

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57797480

> xrp ada icp

>> No.57797588

>>57794922
Simply put there is no need for smart contracts on Cardano because it doesn't work with smart contracts, the tokens are native

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>>57797457
>Your tears make the Dapps happy.
Dapps? what Dapps?

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>>57797588
>there is no need for smart contracts on Cardano
Is this the new cope?

>> No.57799451

>>57797746
>wHaT dApPs?
Learn to Google, you fucking retard.
I swear this place is getting dumber and dumber.