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Friday Night Drinks Edition

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Previous: >>57790742

>> No.57793971

How much are you guys up YTD?
+8.18% here

>> No.57794019

Looking Good so far. giving all I do is buy puts.

>> No.57794178

Across all accounts (including retirement and less aggressive funds): 6.38%

>> No.57794194
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>SMCI close: 905.48
>SMCI AH close: 1018.00

>> No.57794212

I sold SOXL calls at 39 and they expire in 15 days.
I am FUCKED hard.

>> No.57794217


That fucking SAVE judge fucked me. And I did not ape at all into the NVDA shitfest.

>> No.57794234

Your shares will be called away, big deal. I mean, you *do* have the shares right?

>> No.57794251

14.37% >>57794029

Also: biological female natural gas

>> No.57794261

Of course. Anon wouldn't sell naked calls, that would be completely retarded!

>> No.57794327


>> No.57794548

60% ytd

>> No.57794553

post folios

>> No.57794555
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And this is my past year

>> No.57794563
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the anon below this post is GAY

>> No.57794578
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https://youtu.be/vHFLiOuF53w [Embed]

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>> No.57794580

I just bought stocks after being 60% in cash for the entire bull run. this is your top signal.

>> No.57794598

>have 24 stocks
>"lol just buy an etf"
>reduce to 9 stocks
>find a fantastic company that looks like an once in a lifetime opportunity...
>2 years later...21 stocks

>> No.57794608

checks out

>> No.57794609
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Is SMCI liable to keep going up? Give me your honest judgement anons. Should I trim a bit of this and that and buy in tomorrow morning? It worked a treat in late January, but.... well... the experience with SoundHound has left me a bit leery of chasing meme stocks. It's a Fortune 500 company now, though, which is psychologically important.... maybe....


No, I like girls. Preferably nebbishy Jewish nerdy girls with thick glasses and big tits.

Will you knock that shit the fuck off?

>> No.57794619

Unironically beginning to think the GME baggies might be correct

>> No.57794642

Yes I do have shares.
Fuck it, I'm going to keep rolling it every 7 days when it gets 1 DTE.

>> No.57794686

Surprised at how many people were talking about their wives and children last thread. What's the average age of a /smg/er?

>> No.57794713
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28,45%, but i reckon around some 7% is extra deposits i´ve been making

>> No.57794715

I miss Nixon.

>> No.57794728
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tfw sold at 908 today

>> No.57794739

My personal trad IRA is up 20.18%
My work 401k is only up .18% (but up 23% in total)
and for my stock shenanigans I am down about 1800, but I did make 6.5k back today in SPY options, so I'm not too worried about going back up.

>> No.57794767
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Fuck me. MUFG was the best investment I made on my own without your help. If I wasn't such a retard, I could have made much more money with them

>> No.57794791

How's your YTD performance, Rocker?

>> No.57794801

my options gambling account is up 98% my regular boring dca and hold account is up 10.46%, but if i took profits at the right time instead of holding for too long i could have been up close to 200% i lost close to $15000 in gains not closing out options at the right time.

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I wish I had invested in some dessert for after dinner...

>> No.57794826

>tfw i bought a big tub of pecan pralines from heb to snack on for late nights like this.

>> No.57794845

Be glad for your gains, anon. Weep not over the might-have-beens. You are not Nostrodamus and you did not know.

>> No.57794852

AMD is still cheap. Prove me WRONG.

>> No.57794872
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Home Depot wagie here, I made some GOOD money from a snow shoveling side hustle and went ahead by using that money to invest in medical and tech stocks.

Also, I've been encountering probably the cutest and biggest bbw ever at my store. She's a regular that stops by the cleaning and garden sections, and holy shit, she's an omega pear shape! Literally has her hips get wedged when she walks in doorways and even her own car with her dumptruck cheeks! She even asks for me and ONLY for my help several times already, ignores the other wagies...what do I do bros, ask her out?

>> No.57794881

Anyone here looking at MarketWise? Ticker: MKTW. Basically a scam company. They make investment newsletters and sell them for retarded prices to boomers. You know those spam mails you get about hidden stock pick that can make 1000% gains. Yeah they own like a dozen of those "brands". It's trading at 9 PE which is insanely low. I am also assuming they will have good earnings since every boomer will be ready to jump in at all time highs after seeing the newest bullrun. I am thinking this could pump a good 30% on earnings in a month.

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Go for it, king

>> No.57794920

Made about $500 today selling off my mining stocks I bought on Tuesday, should I have held for next week instead?

>> No.57794921

Was there any kind of a signal to predict what SMCI would do on after hours? I'm happy enough but blindsided.

>> No.57794929

I guess I could. Only problem is that she works as a nurse at the hospital nearby and our schedules might conflict if we ever were to go on dating...

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It blindsided everybody, dude. I'm about ready to sell my GE and grab some in anticipation of the AI/Semiconductor feeding frenzy that kicks off next Thursday when Broadcom reports *its* earnings.

>> No.57794944

Dell came in clutch. Looking forward to more gains.

>> No.57794948

Win some, lose some. Fuck I have to buy SOXL calls 4-5 months out and go balls deep. Should I do it? 65k worth

>> No.57794954

depends what commodity of mining? uranium seems to be a good play still.
>kind of a signal to predict what SMCI
no. SMCI was a trick on everyone. it happens sometimes and while its frustrating to not enjoy it if you didnt buy in dont sweat it. its a random hype wave that isnt predictable.

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>> No.57794959

No. Play it safe. This is an election year, and a very nasty fucky one. Put it into an index fund -- not a leveraged one for fuck's sake -- if you can't think of anything else.

>> No.57794963
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account 1 +7.91%
account 2 +4.73%

>> No.57794968

unless you could have predicted them being added to the sp500 there werent really any signs.

>> No.57794986

id not use all 65k on options all at once on a leveraged etf. you can do some on qqq/spy and probably do really well imo.

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I hadn't thought of it, but somebody over at Seeking Alpha pointed out that the S&P 500 make up the biggest ETF's around, and about 10% of any given company's stock goes into those ETF's. Maybe they're pricing in what happens on the 18th, when the upgrade for SMCI becomes official.

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I sold all my US stocks in January to buy the dip in chink stocks. Now I have to watch as American stocks go up while my stocks crab.
I hate Americans and their ponzi economy so fucking much.

>> No.57795016

you must be genius. Does 3x ETF call/put really make money?

>> No.57795037

It's best just to forget about ALL of that and stick to trading NATGAS AND OIL. It is just

>> No.57795041

there are some pretty big companies reporting earnings next thursday if costco and broadcom beat earnings friday will probably be a green day for the sp500. maybe buy some 1DTE calls on thursday and hope for a gapup on friday morning.

>> No.57795043

avoid burgerfi, CAVA is much more promising, at least from real world experience. Burger-fi bought a place at a decent location, never had much business. CAVA on the other hand bought up an amazing location, every time I've been there its busy, in both dine in and delivery.

Also burger fi only provides burgers, anyone already established can give ya burgers. heavily saterated market, with everyone having there favorites and never wanting to try something new. CAVA gives ya Mediterranean bowls in the chipotle style line, very unique and comfy food. also for me they got tons of options, I want to go back just to try all the options. CAVA is the new kid on the block who's here to stay, or at the least stick around for a few years.

>> No.57795049
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Dude, we're just making hay while the sun shines. You want the big crash/crackup/slow burning civil war/border conflict...? Don't worry. It's a-coming. Which is why some of us are taking a bit of our winnings and stocking up on ammo. Not for riots or revolutions, but simply because the Feds have found out they can violate their own laws and get away with it. And what they can do to the border, they will certainly do to everything else. Especially guns and gun fodder. Which is the one advantage we have over you, unless you're a Czech. We can lay in a lifetime supply of ammo while we have the chance.

>> No.57795063

You are mentally ill. Seek help.

>> No.57795064

but march 6 we have powel speaking. will he kill my calls?

>> No.57795065
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but it's a small account, only started trading this year. ~37k leafbux deposited over two months so +11% in total money gains ytd

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No idea about Costco. But I'm already loaded up on AVGO and salivating over the likely result. Look at that. That isn't Nvidia-level moolah, but it's pretty damn respectable.

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>biggest bbw ever at my store
based decision lad.
>I hate Americans and their ponzi economy
Suck it, chink. Should've bought YANG!

>> No.57795091

What part of 'you government is violating its own laws on an industrial scale to sponsor a foreign invasion' do you not understand? Even if Trump ekes out a win, he'll have the entire apparatus of government against him. That does not exactly create a happy environment for us investors.

>> No.57795095

It was Uranium yeah, if it dips Monday or Tuesday I'll probably rebuy at a discount.

>> No.57795120

I've always had a preference for bigger women since I was a kid. I like skinny and even fit/muscular girls too, but its very rare that it happens.

Anyway I wonder if that 3/11 crash will actually happen or its a nothingburger like always.

>> No.57795135

its not simply the etfs but that some funds will have bylaws that only invest in certain areas. such as only sp500 stocks for instance. so once its upgraded they can dive in finally.
i talked a bit with the uranium guys at the other general. i dont really see how uranium comes down any time soon if its years for new production.

>> No.57795149

What made you change your mind?

>> No.57795168

Not great

>> No.57795175

Ah so desu. I did not know that.


Yeah. Okay. More SMCI... not not at the cost of liquidating any of my carefully chosen investments, though. A bit here, a bit there... scrape together ten grand and plonk it down and hang on like grim death. Thanks anon.

>> No.57795185

I miss oooo'ing with coom cat in these threads, and laughing at tinny

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>> No.57795205

I wont buy NYCB because I bought a shit load of FRC when it crashed and lost everything. Lesson learned.

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11% in the boomer account and 14% in the active trading account. Good enough. I'm a ways off my personal ATH because of an incident two years ago but it'll get there it's fine. My long term chart is a steady rising trend with a spike and return to the trend in the middle of it.

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Yellen's stealth QE to win reelection is causing the national debt to grow at a rate of 10% per year. A US sovereign debt crisis is no long a question of if, but when.

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What? You mean the NYCB shares/calls aren't printing?
Dang, that sucks.
You should buy NTR, can see it going to mid $60s in the short term

>> No.57795230

>raise taxes
Problem fixed. US taxes are quite low imo. they could easily bring it up a bit and still be way below euros.

>> No.57795239

/looks paranoid

What are you laughing at?

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Wow. The Alinskyites are finally putting their master plan into action. Keep buying ammo, guys.

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I'm so cold

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This is one of the STOOKS I boughted with a SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS rating of A a few days ago and am keeping. Mine is up 6.7%. Ticker CEIX.

>> No.57795275

>my father has a friend whose daugther seems to be a professional broker

how do I go about with this?

>> No.57795276

Raising taxes is what Greece did, which killed businesses and tanked their GDP, making the problem even worse. We are past the point of no return. Yellen and Biden are obliterating the future of the United States in attempt to hold onto power.

>> No.57795285

Hory sheet. Is a P/E ratio that low the norm for energy stocks?

>> No.57795307

dell is up because they sell "just werks" servers for AI workloads with nvidia/amd's components, much like SMCI
Most companies don't have the bank to contract nvidia/amd to build entire servers so they (usually) go through SMCI or dell

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>Raising taxes is what Greece did
Greece had widespread tax avoidance, excessive public employees, and bad tax generation. dont act like greeces economy is anywhere close to the US.
>raising U.S. revenue levels to the average level of our peer countries would raise the equivalent of $2.61 trillion
thats enough to cover debt while they lower rates and refinance.

>> No.57795346

Austerity was needed, the problem was that it was enforced by outsiders with no criteria, particulary by some turbo autist germans. They just wanted to force them to cut spending by any means.

>> No.57795363

why not both? cut a bit on spendings and raise taxes a bit?

>> No.57795382

Greece had lower debt to GDP than we do now. You're right, we're not like Greece: we're even worse.
>just refinance bro Xd
That's not how fixed duration bonds work. They have to constantly issue new debt to pay off the old debt that's expiring. Interest on the debt is always whatever the current interest rate is, as bonds are constantly rolling off the balance sheet and being replaced.

>> No.57795383

because then you are burning the candle from both ends. better to continue funding stuff to boost growth (like buying ships that need thousands of people working to build) and then raise taxes to generate more income. as growth continues (hopefully) the same tax rates should generate more over time.

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NYCB is being seized by the government to fund CHIPS act payments to INTC and promote ukraine content on SNAP.

>> No.57795385

I've got a fuckton of 22lr, 9mm, and a brick of 556, it sounds like the price of the latter ain't coming down from 50cpr.

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Go for it anon, you’ll regret it forever if you don’t.

>> No.57795424

>debt to GDP than we do now. You're right, we're not like Greece: we're even worse.
debt to gpd is the midwits measurment. greece is 20% tourism as their income. thats not anywhere close to the US that is top 5 largest economies.
>That's not how fixed duration bonds work.
it is if the bulk of the debt is short term. hence the perdictment of debt right now. yellen and mnuchin issued the bulk of debt for covid and afterwards at short term. hence it gets reissued at the new higher rates. had they issued it all at longer termed bonds they wouldnt be concerned right now.

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It worked for me, several times. I really want to buy a fuckton of calls but can't do it for more than a week or two

>> No.57795465

There must be plenty of shit where you could save money. You could stop funding the UN and leave that drolling retard gut*rres speaking to himself for one.

>> No.57795470

>broken screen
>can't screenshot
>up 6000%
God is truly merciful to fools

>> No.57795479

yeah def. stop that un funding and even easier the stuff like funding transgender studies in pakistan for like 11 million. cut all that off and put that to work at better things.

>> No.57795481

Not "the norm" but somewhat common and the actual norm is generally pretty low. They also tend to have far more cashflow than tech troons.

>> No.57795491

Fuck you and your god

>> No.57795508

money is the money, i wouldn´t complain about having some 11 million usd every year. there must be plenty of other redundancies both at a federal level and a state level

>> No.57795526

Here. This'll help a little:


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you have learnt nothing

>> No.57795539

Butthurt faggot being told 'no' detected. Stop defiling yourself.

>> No.57795549


Post proof or stfu

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To the anons that outperform the SP 500 each year. How do you do it?

>> No.57795567

per your id, 6x leveraged QQQ

>> No.57795574

Is it not overpriced??

>> No.57795575

of the top of my mind


>> No.57795635

Financials. Look at the P/E ration, the PEG, their earnings, the behavior of the stock itself as a financial instrument over the past 1-3-5-10 years. I only know tech stocks; old fogey industrial stocks like DE and CAT and all the energy and retail companies are beyond my ken. I don't know what the norm is for those industries and I don't have a feel for them. So... pick a speciality that you enjoy and git good.

Never trade when the markets are open. You *will* fuck yourself over, sometime painfully. Do nothing without sober deliberation in the evening, or a row of them.

If you want specifics, then GE, Mckesson, Applied Materials, and Broadcom all look good to me right now.

Good luck. Don't get greedy. Don't get scared.

>> No.57795669

I just go NASDAQ. It's basically S&P500 2x Bull at this point

>> No.57795675

this. tech is everything now.

>> No.57795681

stfu, ask her out faggot

>> No.57795689

I only beat the S&P last year and I got lucky on my 401K picks. I DCA'd them through '22 and then they all majorly ripped in '23. If I beat this year (I won't) it'll be due to timing leverage rotations correctly.

>> No.57795710

>she works as a nurse at the hospital nearby
lmao, she already told you that and you havent asked her out?

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Just buy GPU tech stocks and hold.

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thank you mister jerome i have a question regarding inflation
why is inflation?

>> No.57795767

>When we inflate, can we do so with female natural gas? We must get to sniffin. Thank you.

>> No.57795775

fresh 1k loaded into Vanguard lads
what’s the play monday im feeling 70/30 AMD WMT

>> No.57795776

You should've done this earlier during the crash in 2023. With your 65k, I recommend only put 10% of it in options at most. I recommend putting it on NVDA instead of SOXL since NVDA is basically carrying the whole market.

>> No.57795805

>NVDA is basically carrying the whole market.
Yeah, there kinda is that, isn't there? NVDA is kind of like Sauron's ring at this point. When it goes into the fire, so does the kingdom.

>> No.57795847

what's the best large cap stock for short term gain? I'm thinking amazon

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>MEEC: +25%

>> No.57795906

It's in the Russell 2000.

Step 1: Sort the Russell 2000's holdings by market cap.
Step 2: lol

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No but ur mom's muff is.

>> No.57795919

>Jose Chung
Is he mexican or chinese?

>> No.57795936

Broadcom. Their earnings are in next Thursday, and they're going to be beautiful.

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>> No.57795964

>mexican or chinese

>> No.57795965

Or that.

>> No.57796033

Fun fact: CEIX is a coal play. Specifically US thermal coal which means, you guessed it, that recovery matches perfectly with NAT GAS.

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Nice crowd at the bar tonight
Scary stuff

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>> No.57796135

>tfw no market

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Currently typing this on a dell xps, have 0 intention to ever hold the stock. I'm drunk now too randy.
>lonestar tall bois

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>64 gb ddr3
>intc i9
>2 tb solid state
Did i fuck up? It was 2.5k

>> No.57796174

>you guessed it, that recovery matches perfectly with NAT GAS
Oh, yeah yeah, I totally guessed that before you said it, but
There was another BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL companies I boughted early last week that had SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS ratings of A,

>> No.57796179

>The delinquency rate among large banks hits 3%, the highest in 11 years.

>The delinquency rate among small banks hits 7.80%, the highest on record

what did they mean by this?

>> No.57796186

They're putting you brokies on blast for not paying your bills.

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Now is not the time to short.

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what are some reason MCF Energy will NOT find the estimated 1 Trillion cubic tons of nat gas in Austria next month?

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>> No.57796213

3000 Miles to Graceland is such a kino fuckin movie
>top signals left and right
SOXS, here I coom

>> No.57796214

Can't tell you what the *fuck* NC's problem is - you should probably dig into that on Twitter or Stocktwits to see how people are shit talking it - but I know BTU keeps getting fucked over by that giant hedge fund Elliot continuing to sell shares.

People are hoping for an AMR-style pop once that fuckery is done.

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World as we know it ends after Nov. 4th 2024

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Goddamn that's way too much supply for the demand.

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They gonna reverse split, just wait.

>> No.57796231
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6 posts in 1 min on Friday night

>> No.57796234
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>top signals left and right SOXS here i come

Kek baggie. stop beclowning yourself

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See you in 3 days prolly.

>> No.57796240
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Please, may I have a minor pullback?

>> No.57796246

those are some dead eyes if i've ever seen them

>> No.57796248

Pass on that schizophrenia induced dream
I'd fuck both in the ass, and not look for a pussy.
lmao bro, bobo posting? really? what is this, 2023. lmfao

>> No.57796251

It's not too late

>> No.57796252
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Yes it's called monday and tuesday.

>> No.57796254

Lotta new folks rolling in on account of the NVDA boom.

>> No.57796258
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Snitches get stitches

>> No.57796275
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I would never.
>spx 6k eoy

>> No.57796318

If you own GME in a $1k account, you have no brain.

If you don't own some GME in a $1m account, you have no heart.

>> No.57796348
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Ken Griffin paid me 600k to post this.

>> No.57796362

The baseball player?

>> No.57796372

Monday's buys:

>> No.57796376
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Shit I meant Bill Pulte the CEO of Bed Bath & Beyond.

>> No.57796383

CPI was hot.
PPI was hot.
So how was PCE "in line"?
Fucking bullshit.
I'm not participating in this market anymore because the market maker niggers ignore all news and do whatever the fuck they want.

>> No.57796401
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BUDDY are you in LUCK today, because
but you might have to

>> No.57796413

I'd like to pullback a minor if you know what I mean

>> No.57796415
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Because PCE is the metric the fed actually watches. But no sovereign country America or otherwise fakes inflation numbers.

>> No.57796451

They do when there are ten million fucking felons in the country in just three years and they pretend they don't count when they're calculating unemployment. Or access to medical care, or housing. Or anything.

>> No.57796460
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Finally it’s the weekend so I can stop ruining my eyes staring at charts.

>> No.57796461

They probably all bumped up their PCE forecasts after the CPI and PPI numbers came in.

>> No.57796463
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There's a ticker for that.

>> No.57796472

Yep that's me. I told myself I'd close out the threads and stop thinking about the market since it's been on my mind 24/7 since Monday, yet here I am kek

>> No.57796509

What sub 10 dollar stocks are going to go up tomorrow?

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>> No.57796555
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Hey, when things totally collapse that's well within the realm of possibility.

>> No.57796567

Oh yeah, I forgot it's the weekend. I've been out of touch with reality the past few weeks, it must be getting worse.

>> No.57796569

I sell puts on margin, deep OTM, 60-90 DTE. Use part of the premium to buy leveraged positions. Keep some of the premium as cash or as treasuries.
>inb4 crash and thus assigned for a loss
Timing is unironically important. I started doing this before c*vid, and wasn't much effected because of the accumulated gains held in cash or treasuries. But if I had started only a year before c*vid, I honestly don't know what I would have done, but, fortunately, the premiums during this moment of time was extremely high thanks to volatility. Yes, I am lucky. The sooner you accept luck as a determining factor in success, the sooner you are long gamma anyway. Read Nassim Nicholas Taleb the Arab.
And no, I don't have portfolio margin, just plain Reg T margin.

>> No.57796581

What should I SLOOOOORP next week?

>> No.57796587

>Oh yeah, I forgot it's the weekend.
I WILL NOT REMAIN TWO ACCURSED DAYS AND NIGHTS WITHOUT THE NUMBERS WHO DANCE oh fuck this is depressing, I better drink more of this excellent Belgian ale

>> No.57796594

Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>> No.57796608
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Tickers that look like pic related.

You know what comes to mind this second? Motherfucking gold miners. SBSW/PGM types too.

>> No.57796629

Why November 4?

>> No.57796652

Because V will blow up parliament on the 5th of november.

>> No.57796660

I am very much aware that Nassim preaches the opposite of what I'm doing. Margin is only for those who know what they're doing. Nassim admits that he knows nothing, hence, he barbell's his portfolio and never uses leverage. However, with today's money, leveraged positions are so asymmetric that you could profit before black swans appear. Even if a black swan event happens, that means there is massive volatility, in which case, you just sell volatility. Then, the cheat code happens: money printing. Then that's when you really go long gamma.

>> No.57796663
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how much will MCFNF be worth (it's 0.23 currently) if they find 1 Trillion cubic feet of Nat Gas next month?

CEO Hill: "Well, Gaffney Cline, an independent evaluator, on a P50, gave us a potential 580 billion cubic feet of gas on a best-case level, along with 10 million barrels of oil. But if the seal is as good as I think it is, it could be a trillion cubic feet, along with 15-20 million barrels of oil. "


>> No.57796682
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Yes. The second week as foretold in the prophecies.

>> No.57796683

Wait, isn't that the company who drilled the first well in a german oilfield for the first time since the 80s or something like that?

>> No.57796699
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Well I'm sick like a dog and probably dying. Nice knowing ya'll. Pretty sure I'm running a fever and my body aches.

>> No.57796726

What companies or ETFs do you like selling puts on? Any delta in particular? I know that with the volatility skew on QQQ/SPY there is a statistical advantage with OTM puts.

>> No.57796733

Put me in your will :3

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>> No.57796753

So tldr go all in and go long?

>> No.57796771

Will do, I'm m transfering all my money into Funkopop dolls. You might get a call from my lawyer after I draft my will and pass away announcing you as the largest funko pop collecter in Texas. I hope God guides you and enriches your life with the speculative value of these dolls that are literally a gold mine, I just know it.

>> No.57796778

>red id

>green id

It seems the time has come for your assets to be liquidated.

>> No.57796829

Anyone else still got SOUN puts

>> No.57796845

I sell puts on SPY, typically .15 delta. It's not a lot of cash, but it really does add up. 80% of the premiums are held in cash or treasuries. Then use 10-20% of the premiums to just buy UPRO shares. UPRO is not ATH, but ph4ggots seem to forget about DCAing. My UPRO holdings have been ATH for several years. The rest of the premiums are straight up for gamma plays, really, which is typically SPY or UPRO anyway.
>inb4 just buy UPRO
I don't use margin for leveraged positions.

>> No.57796853
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You can almost feel the social engineering control your movements.

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why can't i quit you smg
i just want to browse tomboy threads on fit

>> No.57796871

If SPY is too expensive, just apply this strategy on something you can run.
There's more nuanced stuff, like using 1-2% of my portfolio for black-swan-like events or LEAPS, but that's just something to build your own intuition with. No amount of anyone's explanation will do for this.

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>> No.57796902

Anyway, you're getting in at a better cost basis than me, so go fuck yourself lmao.

>> No.57796903

i have 10 shares of apple for average cost of 181 aigmi?

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>> No.57796922

If you consider being a FAG making it, then that is a sure path. If you want to NOT be GAY then sell all of that GAY SHIT and by NATGAS AND OIL instead.

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>> No.57796945

Long PFE

>> No.57796958

im going to keep buying apple. it's my only stock atm because it keeps going down so i keep buying more.

>> No.57796961

That's because it's a piece of shit. I'm also bagholding it.

>> No.57796965
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Threadly reminder he'd do better buying actual gay shit via the Fag 7.

>> No.57796982

I don't know shit about mining, not sure I want to get in there.

>> No.57797001

What makes it a fake and gay scam?

>> No.57797010

Head over to /cmmg/, you'll probably find one or two autists big on junior gold miners. Here are some random tickers that I have vetted in absolutely no way:

Let me know how it goes!

>> No.57797040

That and NI, GGE, and RS should be ETFs. It's a pathetic fuckin shame that /smg/ hasn't put out actual ETFs.

>> No.57797041

lmao. we holding for the long haul i guess i initially bought apple because they have some of the best financials in the game, and there was rumor of an electric car. that got scrapped which is actually a good thing, however, it is making me worry about the management.

no ai yet, vision pro is alright but it is a vr headset too early to tell how they will be used in future or if people even like it. to me a vr headset is an annoying version of a PC or cell phone why would i want that thing on giving me motion sickness. but with robotics, drones, different industries, utilizing one might be necessary. i imagine a lot of training can be simulated better through a VR headset than a screen.

>> No.57797043
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What if you're right, and they're wrong?

>> No.57797044
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I own voting shares of Alphabet (GOOGL), not non-voting shares (GOOG). I can therefore influence board decisions.

>> No.57797048

It being a fake and gay scam is what makes it a fake and gay scam.

>> No.57797059

Make them fire all their jeets

>> No.57797062

How do I know youre not just trying to fud me out of going all in and never having to work again?

>> No.57797065

Make them take military contracts.

>> No.57797088
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Do what you want, but I'm not going to let you come here and SHILL FAKE AND GAY SCAMS without warning Anons.

>> No.57797096

I'll propose that the chef at the Googleplex make MRE's.

>> No.57797104
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I think Bobo created one. Trades under the ticker CYA and you can look at its performance.

>> No.57797114
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That's why BITW is my largest position and I held my SRUUF through the recent dip.

>> No.57797122

That's all those fags should get to eat. The company let their employees refuse to work on military contracts and MSFT got them instead. Back in my day the employees did what they were told or they could go get fucked. What a faggot ass company.

>> No.57797134

I didnt shill it though.

>> No.57797139

only wager what you are able to lose... these Vancouver, CA penny stocks don't usually come correct.

>> No.57797146

KEK! It is loaded with some weird lookin shit too.

>> No.57797168
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For me it's ibit. Soon we'll have weekly strikes and then we will see who is really at the wheel.

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>> No.57797186

>Wait, I don't really know about this and am totally not here to SHILL it but is that company you are mentioning related to this thing I heard? Again, I totally don't know and was not here for this purpose and maybe this is even a long shot, but WAIT, IS THAT MAYBE, PERHAPS, THE FUCKING THING? I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST AN INNOOCOONT POOSTER THAT HAPPOONED TO BE HERE FOR TOTALLY NOT SHILLING THIS NIGGERJEW BULLSHIT SCAM

>> No.57797189

I've got 400 bucks to throw. I'm dead broke and one bad day away from being homeless again so I'm willing to take a gamble if it means I can get ahead.

>> No.57797196

Then you tell me what I should go all in on.

>> No.57797220

speaking of mushrooms i need some kind of active side gig to bring in some more money. idk about mushroom farming but im pretty decent at agriculture stuff.

>> No.57797229
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Hemp? Maybe shares of MO.

>> No.57797274
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Those chicks are smoking meth! Fuck why is it always white girls? I just want to see a hot ass asian chick slam a meth pipe and talk a mile a minute.

>> No.57797278

Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

>> No.57797298
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been away for a while
can i get a 'state of /smg/'

>> No.57797302
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Tell me about your bags. I don't think investing in china is a good idea.

>> No.57797349

Oh no, I don't invest in that chink scam economy. Don't get me wrong the global economy is a scam but China is the fucking dog and pony show of scams. I just like yellow pussy.

>> No.57797350
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Same as always. Doom bull appears to still be in effect on account of the breakout yesterday.

>> No.57797366

Government shills (CISA) doxxed most of the regular contributors to drive them away and then inserted themselves into the void left by the old posters. If you don't put your entire life savings into NVDA calls you're literally going to prison for attacking Our Democracy.

>> No.57797385

How did they dox them?

>> No.57797387
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Hell is coming.

>> No.57797400

oh thank god does that mean baggot and fathands are gone?

>> No.57797438
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Join the winning team anon.

>> No.57797450
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Yeah I think everybody assumes that even the most ardent of perma boolls. Gotta run the course of this massive blowoff though. Gonna pump it to it runs out of gas completely, then a little more on fumes.

>> No.57797483
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MCFNF's CEO thinks they are going to tap into 1 Trillion cubic feet of Nat Gas in the next month. For perspective that would be about 20% of all the Nat Gas in the U.S.



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>> No.57797535

holy shit CRE crisis is accelerating huh?

>> No.57797542

They're glowniggers. That's how.

They post a lot less, but their replacement is worse. >>57797438

>> No.57797544

Good morning sirs, do not redeem the existence

>> No.57797559

just filed my taxes using the olt.com. highly recommend if you guys to do your own taxes.

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>> No.57797602

My son was born today

>> No.57797618

how else are you supposed to afford a tomboy?

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>> No.57797640

Ty anon
He’s very cute. I lost a bunch of gains trying to time the market and I was really sad. But now that I have him, I don’t care anymore. I’m just making him a college fund

>> No.57797698
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Teach him how to trade NATGAS AND OIL so he doesn't become your daughter.

>> No.57797706

>using a DallE 2 image

>> No.57797721

Congrats, don't let your wife give him a weird name

>> No.57797732
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Be honest with your zone and tell him he already needs to get 2 jobs to pull his own weight or else he will never have enough money saved up for a house and a college degree in 18 years. Be frank with him when you hand him first pack of cigarettes with his milk and tell him this is as good as it gets and the global economy is only going to get worse.

>> No.57797749
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Being poor and miserable and struggling sets you free

>> No.57797766
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Why don't I feel free yet... I almost own nothing and I'm still not happy...

>> No.57797772

Bit more to go, become buddhist

>> No.57797799
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But the buddhist just teach to essentially give up on trying to play life and become a monk, eat rice, meditate, and don't get attached to this material world because it's all evil and wait until you die to possibly opt out of reincarnation...

>> No.57797808

Yes it's the only religion I respect

>> No.57797821

You can't escape samsara until you live the perfect life.

>> No.57797825

Put all his college money in SOXL on monday so he doesn't have to work

>> No.57797841
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What does that even mean though? I don't even know how many times I have been reincarnated and failed. If I was born a good looking white guy, decent height, with a 7.5" dick and wasn't circumcised does that mean I did good in my past life???

>> No.57797847
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What should I do guys

>> No.57797873
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Time is a flat circle, this has always been your life. It always will be.

>> No.57797885
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Can you afford all of those shares anon?

>> No.57797887

Yuropoor here.
>Bought a knockout short on Friday for SMCI
>Was in the green trading the swing of the day
>Knocks out at 988.50$
>Did not sell it
>Did not... Sell it
>Checking after markets...
>It fucking goes over 1k USD

Welp, probably will lose 2,5k yuros as soon as Monday arrives and that shit gets closed, GG.

Shill me the next move to get my money back. Calls on CRWD before earnings?

>> No.57797888

Utter nonsense

>> No.57797894

I know that you are right but I can't comprehend what it means. If everyone is happening all at once then why are we stuck living in this linear time and space? We much have been cursed!

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>> No.57797919

I hope to be reincarnated as a sunbathing lizard or something. Knowing my luck I'll have a run as a chink or a jeet though. It shakes me to my core.

>> No.57797939

>sunbathing lizard or something.
being a lizard isnt all its cracked up to being anon.


>> No.57797946

eh nvm i fugged it up.

>> No.57797961
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Sleep tight bull bros. Bars closed 3mins ago.

>> No.57797978
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Were you linking that post with that bug woman cooking and eating a salamander from one of the previous threads? I saw it too...

>> No.57797992

nah this one. but the salamander getting eaten is a good example of hard lives for 4 legged animals.

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>> No.57798024

Shit that was like watching Mad Max: Fury Road but with snakes and the lizard gets the bad ending. Nature is brutal.

>> No.57798031

Snakes are such cunning animals for a creature that has to live it's life crawling on its belly.

>> No.57798033

>lizard gets the bad ending
its cut off but he does actually make it to the water alive. but the snakes obviously hang out there because they know they can catch many of them.
ive seen this one before absolutely brutal. cant even tell its there until hes biting into you.

>> No.57798051

Nice it ends fast animals are so lucky we get our lives drained in service to society for near enough a century

>> No.57798225

He looks cute

>> No.57798327

Man I suck ass at investing.

>> No.57798337

>losing to a HYSA

>> No.57798342

You do look like porky pig
Gotta stay outta /ck/ chonky boy

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>> No.57798370
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>betting against america
>betting on china
>calling others ponzi
You're just asking to lose

>> No.57798385

tomboy gf is truly the holy grail
that said is /ss/ such a meme thing now that they have /ss/ generals?

>> No.57798388

Oink, oink, oink, porky pig.

>> No.57798401

>Now I have to watch as American stocks go up while my stocks crab.
The fuck are you talking about? Xi has been printing like a fucking madman for the past month and the stocks are up 10% since. There's a new injection almost twice a week.

>> No.57798412
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You have huge holes in your clothes and have a mattress on the ground.

>> No.57798451
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I don't want to lose my shares I've been with my stack for 4 years

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>> No.57798731
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>value of money goes down
>value of stocks go up
>net zero change
>"stocks are up"

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