/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57792657]

>tell gf I became a millionaire
>her eyes light up
>tell her it's from bitcoin
>her smile fades away and she is silent
>she leaves me a week later
>later find out she got "the ick" because I was into crypto
Even when we make it women hate us.
It's so fucking over.

[Anonymous No.57792665]

Incel thread, touch grass

[Anonymous No.57792672]

You gotta find women that aren't normies, man. My GF is thinking about investing into crypto.

Also don't assume that just because a girl seems like a "good girl" that they're based. Sometimes the nice looking ones are the ones that are the biggest thots.

[Anonymous No.57792703]

You fucked up by telling anyone

The trick is to also have a good job, and never share your finances with anyone, especially your gf

[Anonymous No.57792733]

Tom Brady’s wife cheated on him. Jeff Bezo got divorced and his new wife was thirsting after Leo. Money doesn’t matter really it’s just a shit test to see if it matters to you. If you a bum ass and act confident you’ll do better than the weenie beta hiding behind his wallet.

[Anonymous No.57792745]

>>57792657
>tell gf I became a millionaire
stopped reading here, assume something bad happened but that’s on you for being a retard

[Anonymous No.57792748]

>>57792657
fake and gay thread

[Anonymous No.57792778]

>>57792733
I know this is a larp thread but there's truth in this post. I was a fat NEET and somehow still managed to above average pussy regularly because my self esteem wasn't so completely destroyed yet. I'd just randomly start talking about women about anything and sometimes we'd click and go from there. Nowadays I'm too self conscious and on top of that hoeflation also hit an all time high

[Anonymous No.57792785]

>>57792657
im pretty sure most girls are gonna stop caring about muh ethics if their bf became a crypto millionaire. its not like you're invested in killer drones. fake and gay

[Anonymous No.57792791]

>>57792657
Why on earth would you disclose info like that?
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57792805]

>>57792657
It's because you didn't make it in a legit way. Being a millionaire is good if you make it through a high status job, inheritance or drug dealing depending on who the woman is. Crypto requires no risk or work on your part, unlike high status jobs or drug dealing, and doesn't signal good genetics in the family like inheriting a lot of money does.

[Anonymous No.57792819]

>>57792785
i think you're misinterpreting the data. crypto isn't cringe because of any moral argument, that's reddit diarrhea. crypto is cringe because it is JUST LE FAKE INTERNET MONEY CAN U EVEN CASH OUT??

[Anonymous No.57792821]

>>57792805
Also because it is crypto you are probably going to lose it all by 2026.

[Anonymous No.57792828]

>>57792657
I stopped working after making it last bull cycle I got insanely jacked, bought a mansion and took my wife and family on exotic vacations, my wife 2 years later asked me how I got the money and I told her I traded nfts and meme coins and she looked at me with such disgust and shock as if I were eating a baby in front of her. She left without saying a word, slammed the door and took the kids and filed for divorce, she didn't even want any of the money in divorce settlement because it was "gross incel crypto fake money".

[Anonymous No.57792831]

You fucked up having a GF in the first place. Real Crypto Gs only fuck ladyboys and strangle they/them to death before their 28th birthday.

[Anonymous No.57792841]

>>57792672
>thot
You must be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.57792852]

>tell gf I became a millionaire

Dumb idea, unless you can afford to lose half

[Anonymous No.57792856]

spoken like someone who's never talked to a woman.
none of them care at all if you're actually successful. what's cringe is talking about making money, stocks, crypto, while failing and still being poor.

the reason you're single op is because money will never make you White,

[Anonymous No.57792859]

>>57792841

[Anonymous No.57792861]

>>57792856
t. virgin

[Anonymous No.57792868]

>>57792657
Women may not be as smart as you, but even so, She know bullshit when we smell it.

[Anonymous No.57792871]

>>57792828
This is why you just tell them you traded tech stocks. Alts are all securities anyway even if the SEC hasn't said so yet. Close enough. This means you are a genius like those guys on Wall Street as opposed to someone who owns fake incel alt-right money.

[Anonymous No.57792888]

>>57792657
This is 100% bullshit; if I told my girlfriend I had suddenly become a millionaire she would start organising a round the world holiday for both of us that same day... only THEN she would leave me after we got back.

[Anonymous No.57792896]

>>57792828
did everyone clap afterward?

[Anonymous No.57792907]

>>57792657
>millionaire from crypto

She’s absolutely right to leave you. It doesn’t count if you made it from being a loser in your mom’s basement clicking buttons and waiting. The ick is from that you didn’t work hard to earn that status. There are countless black and brown people that work harder and you just got lucky. It’s gross.

[Anonymous No.57792908]

>>57792821
Also (and mainly) because she can't get her hands on it, not even through the courts

[Anonymous No.57792911]

>>57792819
Yes, I can and do cash out regularly. I loan out USDT against my crypto and when the halving comes I pay it off, sell the bitcoin and wait for the drop to return what I spent.

Everyone is like, "when I'm rich, I can do stuff". I'm like, "I do stuff now and worry about it later". Live life bitches.

Apparently I would owe taxes if I had a job. So I don't.

[Anonymous No.57792925]

>>57792911
i believe ya. i meant that from the perspective of clueless normie women

[Anonymous No.57792942]

>>57792896
are you jealous bro maybe you should've invested in wcdonalds token which has been on a 10x run over the past few weeks if you had you would be a millionaire too so yeah everyone really did clap afterwards because i'm smart enough to buy the right crypto but keep talking like that and see if i buy you a lambo when i hit 5 million which is gonna be soon unlike your virgin ass

[Anonymous No.57792953]

>>57792942
thx bergbot

[Anonymous No.57793073]

>>57792942
Ngl those are some good boobas.

[Anonymous No.57793115]

>>57792657
Didn't happen. No woman would ever give a shit about what funds her frivolous expenses. Her loss for hating Gucci bags or whatever the fuck newly rich broads impulse buy

[Anonymous No.57793125]

>>57792657
Bitches come and go, but you know I stay

[Anonymous No.57793147]

>>57792785
Sidenote: Investing in killer drones is actually fine and wholesome.
Anyone that invests in common index funds already has their hands soiled in computer-aided spilled blood.

[Anonymous No.57793163]

>>57792657
This is so not fucking true. I put on my profile i made 700k from crypto and got literally hundreds of matches. Stop doom
Posting. I literally do not care if they want me for the money. See how easy that was virgin.

[Anonymous No.57793174]

>>57792888
You are the only smart one here

[Anonymous No.57793386]

>>57792841
That’s a millennial word

t. 18 y/o Zoomer and never hear that word.

[Anonymous No.57793399]

>>57792672
All women are normies and all women are whores retard. If your gf wasn’t a virgin she’s a whore, you just have a tolerance threshold for her whorishness.

[Anonymous No.57793431]

>>57792657
Cash out and put it into Index funds. That's 80k per year doing absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.57793456]

>>57793399
They exist.

Find yourself a nice femcel to date

[Anonymous No.57794079]

>>57792657
Once i tried to explain to a girl after she asked me about it when i casually mentioned it on the conversation. I told her about wallets and showed her different pages and talked about coins, memecoins and DEXT and stuff
There was a second date but she clearly wasn't into it and we stopped meeting soon after
Maybe i was too upfront or talked too much? We talked about other topics after i stopped myself, but her general mood changed after that

[Anonymous No.57794181]

I'm always afraid of the idea of a woman asking how I got rich and either having to say it was from bitcoin which is embarrassing or having to lie. I guess I shouldnt worry since it's never gonna be an issue

[Anonymous No.57794265]

>>57792859
I rebuke you Satan

[Anonymous No.57794267]

>>57792657
LMAO WOMEN.

WHO THE FUCK CARES.

ACQUIRE SHIT COINS, LEAVE US, OVERDOSE ON DRUGS.

[Anonymous No.57794278]

>>57792657
It was because she found out millionaire meant $1,050,000. You shouldn't have mentioned the exact number of buttcorns.

[Anonymous No.57794326]

>>57792657
"the ick"
>ameritards
LOL shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.57794359]

>>57792657
Everyone calling you a liar has never talked to a millennial woman before

[Anonymous No.57794394]

>>57794359
MILLENIAL WOMAN!
STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE

[Anonymous No.57794481]

>>57792861
seems like i've got you completely covered.

[Anonymous No.57794523]

>>57792657
please tell me your joking. just when i thought id be able to finally see a vagina you say this

[Anonymous No.57794815]

>>57794359
When you got a million, a millenial woman is too old for you

[Anonymous No.57794854]

>>57794359
>millennial woman
lol, lel, LMAO

[Anonymous No.57794857]

>>57794815
>>57794854
Exactly my point