/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.57789054]

giant sanae edtion
Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57787500

[Anonymous No.57789080]

I am going insane
Every day I watch NVDA hit fucking 5+% gains but Im terrified to get in because the music could stop at any fucking moment. I wish I wasn't such a fucking coward I'm missing out on so many gains. This fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.57789082]

you were told to buy SOXL
you didn't listen
you didn't learn

[Anonymous No.57789085]

>>57789082
SOXL doing nicely lately.

[Anonymous No.57789091]

>>57788940
>>57788907
>tickets
Phone posting? Underage? ESL?

[Anonymous No.57789093]

I FEEL SO GOOD IF I JUST SAY THE WORD
NIG NIG VIDEO

[Anonymous No.57789108]

>>57788917
They still do performance reviews so you can't just coast. It's a horrible kind of torture if you actually like making things.

[Anonymous No.57789111]

>>57789080
NVDA/SOX is declining. So buying SOX is better choice now.

[Anonymous No.57789115]

>>57789080
grow some balls or
you're just NGMI

[Anonymous No.57789124]

PHYSICAL
NVDL
SHARES

[Anonymous No.57789125]

I solded EVERYTHING
but NATGAS AND OIL.
Fortunately NATGAS AND OIL includes
TANKERS
A
N
K
E
R
S

and UTILITIES so I have some of those also.
IMAGINE
THE
DIVIDENDS

[Anonymous No.57789127]

If NVDA dumps will it take whole NASDAQ with it?

[Anonymous No.57789131]

Has anyone else been using the charts as masturbation material recently?

[Anonymous No.57789134]

>>57789080
Just do what I did and buy a call or 2, and when it's up 10% sell. Unless you buy at the literal top it should still go up enough for that. It isn't the life changing money, but it's still nice

[Anonymous No.57789137]

SOXX for the fox!

[Anonymous No.57789144]

>>57789131
why. if you used inflation-adjusted share price, a lot of stocks are undervalue.

[Anonymous No.57789153]

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXS

[Anonymous No.57789158]

Are the market moves mostly bullshit these days?

[Anonymous No.57789163]

But seriously, is anyone else worried by the amount of bullishness and green everywhere?

[Anonymous No.57789169]

I want to be comfy, BullChads, but it feels like it is pumping up too fast. But maybe in a year where people are really expecting rate cuts (and an election year), that is just how it will be. I just want to make it lads

[Anonymous No.57789173]

what the fuck is going on? im green across the board, even my disastrous uranium position is up

[Anonymous No.57789174]

>>57789163
IRRATIONAL
EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.57789181]

>delayed ER twice
>all the big names put on leave
>lawsuits up the ass
>UN human rights team is screeching at them for producing "forever chemicals" aka they last forever in the environment
pennystock very soon

[Anonymous No.57789183]

AEHR doin lil sumn

[Anonymous No.57789184]

>>57789080
You could console yourself with some delicious nutritious AVGO. Earnings are due next Thursday, and they look to be good.

[Anonymous No.57789186]

>>57789163
dollar is calm and 10y is comfy. Enjoy the sunshine before storm comes.

[Anonymous No.57789194]

>>57789127
no, NVDA could go to 0 and QQQ would only be down 5%

[Anonymous No.57789197]

>>57789173
nevermind, top tier market and AAPL is still down somehow lmao

[Anonymous No.57789199]

>>57789163
We know the feds are pulling the strings to prevent inflation. But we also know they wouldn't let the market dump during this presidency. So it's safe for now.

[Anonymous No.57789201]

Here is how Bobo can still win.

[Anonymous No.57789202]

SPY 497 monday . . . mark my words anons

[Anonymous No.57789204]

I sold my SOXL last week at 40. You guys promised a pullback.

[Anonymous No.57789205]

>>57789186
Oil and gold are saying Israel nukes Lebanon over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.57789206]

>>57789163
THE PARTY IS SO NICE NOBODY WANTS TO LEAVE!
WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT TIME IS IT?

[Anonymous No.57789209]

Okay buy signal received i bought.
>>57789158
The market moves on bullshit most all of the time. It's all fantasy and make believe anyway. Giant pyramid scheme. Eldritch horrors.

[Anonymous No.57789210]

>>57789163
Nah. S'cool.

[Anonymous No.57789213]

Why is AMD pumping more than NVDA despite trading at 6x its PE and giving a worse guidance and overall getting trounced and r3kked by NVDA. I find that really weird.
NVDA's forward PE is frickin 30. Undervalued as hell compared to all of its rivals

[El Arcón No.57789212]

???

[Anonymous No.57789218]

>>57789205
I hope they actually nuke eachother so we don't have to hear about it anymore.
Piss or get off the pot you fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.57789219]

>>57789209
>Okay buy signal received i bought.
What's your buy signal?

[Anonymous No.57789220]

So is Jew York City Community Bank (ticker NYCB) going into receivership?

[Anonymous No.57789225]

godbless SOXL, ive made more money buying and selling it over the last year than anything else

[Anonymous No.57789232]

The top is in

[Anonymous No.57789234]

Do line just go up forever?

[Anonymous No.57789240]

>>57789204
It did, it pulled back to like $37 before rocketing back up

[Anonymous No.57789255]

>>57789183
Excellent slop

[Anonymous No.57789263]

>>57789234
We just got done with line going down for 3 years, and finally got new ATHs

[Anonymous No.57789265]

>>57789184
Oh yeah, Broadcom is the real deal. Great company, great stock. I don't think their EPS is gonna go down though.
My mum bought a crapload of Broadcom when it was 200... and that was just a few years ago, bloody hell

[Anonymous No.57789266]

>>57789213
They're betting AMD will steal a piece of Nvidia's pie.

[Anonymous No.57789267]

>>57789131
Print off charts as paper pink slips and convert into origami vag. Pocket paper-ussy lubricated up to enjoy happy cummy session.

[Anonymous No.57789269]

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: -1.09%
>CCJ: 4.95%
>/HE: 1.07%
>MRVL: 7.36%
>MSTR: 2.41%
>NVDL: 6.14%
>SOXL: 12.20%
>TMF: 1.12%
>XXXX: 3.25%
>YINN: 6.26%

Everyone is beating these, right? Good.

[Anonymous No.57789272]

>>57789163
If you were concerned about irrational price action getting in to the markets in the first place was probably a mistake. This is clown car en route to gong show. Enjoy the delightful ride. You may not get off.

[Anonymous No.57789281]

IM GOING TO FUCKING COOM MASS GAINS, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57789282]

>>57789205
Oil is signaling dollar is weakening because of 10y and they can rally a little bit.

[Anonymous No.57789289]

WHO KEEPS BUYING APPLE COMPUTERS??? HUH?? WHO?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.57789292]

IT JUST KEEPS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.57789297]

>>57789219
I asked my pet fish and they said yolo.

[Anonymous No.57789301]

>>57789292
PLACE ALL ORDERS
L
A
C
E

ALL ORDERS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57789307]

>>57789297
Whats your pet fish's name?

[Anonymous No.57789310]

Imagine being red today

[Anonymous No.57789312]

>>57789266
They literally gave a worse guidance and ever since then it's up 40% or something like that. Not even forward guidance matters anymore apparently. Big lmao

Also, with oil and gasoline going back up and with personal income also going back up at a higher than expected rate... I hope FED hikes again because these rates actually seem to be stimulating the economy

[Anonymous No.57789316]

>golb

[Anonymous No.57789318]

Nah it's cooling off now. Fun ride though.

[Anonymous No.57789319]

>>57789267
Based chart enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.57789327]

>>57789082
for me, it's USD. 2x leverage is superior. although 3x is better if you just want to trade, but look at the bagholders here as a cautionary tale

[Anonymous No.57789330]

>>57789265
>Great company
Lol.

[Anonymous No.57789332]

>>57789307
The only two fish in the tank i gave names are the two honey gouramis. I learned their species is native to India and Bangladesh so I named them Open and Bob.

[Anonymous No.57789333]

>>57789213
I don't know, but I can finally sell my AMD calls. Thanks Lisa.

[Anonymous No.57789337]

>>57789292
Don't do limit orders, it's only going up! Buy at market, buy at market!

[Anonymous No.57789343]

>>57789310
You'd have to be an actual idiot or a permabear. Imagine not being comfy regardless of the markets movements.

[Anonymous No.57789344]

>>57789337
>he doesn't have an entry order at the expected top

ngmi

[Anonymous No.57789345]

>>57789054
Imagine being a dumb fucking semi bear LMAO

[Anonymous No.57789347]

>>57789163
Stop losses are locked and loaded

[Anonymous No.57789349]

>>57789316
Fucking AI bot typo

[Anonymous No.57789354]

PSA: FIN TWITTER IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS SHITHOLE

ARE YOU SICK OF BEING ASKED HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'RE LOSING WHENEVER YOU MAKE AN OBSERVATION WHATSOEVER ABOUT UNEXPECTED MARKET BEHAVIOR?

ARE YOU TIRED OF CORRUPT, INSIDE TRADING PIGS TRYING TO SELL YOU THEIR NASDAQ CALLS EVERY WEEK?

ARE YOU JUST GENERALLY TIRED OF BARELY SENTIENT, EVIL TURDS INFILTRATING PLACES OF PRETEND AUTHORITY SO THEY CAN TRY TO SHIT UP YOUR LIFE?

THEN GIVE X A TRY! THEY ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THE MARKET THERE! IT'S ACTUALLY ALLOWED!

ONE MORE TIME: IF YOU'RE TIRED OF THIS GLOWIE INFESTED SHITHOLE, TRY X (FKA TWITTER)

[Anonymous No.57789358]

Everything is green today. I'm even beating the NASDAQ for once

[Anonymous No.57789361]

I’m buying nvda puts, there’s no way it can keep going up like this

[Anonymous No.57789370]

>>57789080
Buy the top, anon.

[Anonymous No.57789373]

LOCK IN YOUR SPY CLOSE PRICE RIGHT NOW /smg/

[Anonymous No.57789374]

i made more money today from 0DTE calls than i made from waging all week

[Anonymous No.57789375]

>>57789354
nah i'll just let you go there and post whatever you think is good here

[Anonymous No.57789378]

>>57789344
I assume that happens automatically to everyone on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.57789384]

>>57789327
looks like it tracks a completely different semiconductor index
>Dow Jones U.S. Semiconductors Index
no clue what the underlying stocks are

[Anonymous No.57789386]

SMR bros we are so fucking back

[Anonymous No.57789394]

>>57789307
Haha little baggie you're so sweet... *kisses you in front of everybody*

[Anonymous No.57789401]

If you're bullish long-term, it means you think birthrates in the future aren't signalling a massive deflationary collapse.
In other words, you are low IQ.

[Anonymous No.57789404]

>VIX is only 13
Really?

[Anonymous No.57789405]

>>57789384
>Dow Jones
some old boomer shit that was relevant in the 1980s

[Anonymous No.57789406]

>have 2 shares of qqq as my only investment
>made money today
Wish i had more to invest but its nice to make something!

[Anonymous No.57789409]

>>57789401
70 people + 100 robots > 100 people.

[Anonymous No.57789413]

UNIVERSAL
IBOGAINZZZ

[Anonymous No.57789417]

and just like that the s&p500 will never be below 5100 again

[Anonymous No.57789419]

>>57789401
Why would we care about zoomer babies picking up their parent's wageslave jobs in the future when we will have infinite AI robots and infinite Pacos to do that.

[Anonymous No.57789426]

>>57789354
I only come here for the bants.

[Anonymous No.57789437]

>>57789373
>520

[Anonymous No.57789438]

>>57789361
Get used to disappointment.

[Anonymous No.57789441]

>>57789419
>>57789409
>thinks robots will have property rights
Kek LMFAO
Mumoid delusion knows no bounds, truly.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57789444]

>>57789394
Did you just rape me in front of everyone?

[Anonymous No.57789459]

I was so good shilling LAAC here that now it's over $5 and my calls are gonna get executed. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.57789461]

>>57789441
Productivity per person will shoot up, therefore wealth per person will shoot up. Come on, bro.

[Anonymous No.57789463]

Shill me your next 2000 bagger, unironically. That's only 100m > 200 billion, easily within a real of possibility

[Anonymous No.57789468]

>>57789444
Checked

[Anonymous No.57789472]

>>57789406
wholesome

[Anonymous No.57789498]

>>57789406
We believe in you bro.

[Anonymous No.57789507]

>>57789375
I will never post anything good here other than what I just posted.

Fuck you gestapo pieces of actual shit. Quit your jobs for corrupt assholes, you subhuman garbage.

That's the kind of thing I post here now.

[Anonymous No.57789509]

>>57789463
SOXL

[Anonymous No.57789516]

>>57789463
VOO by 2025 unironically.

[Anonymous No.57789524]

My ASMVY doubled, but I'm not selling. It was a no brainer buy and I should have bought more. Gotta buy the "shovel makers" to win in the long run. Bought ASML years ago too.

[Anonymous No.57789538]

NVDA is the most absurd stock I’ve ever seen.

[Anonymous No.57789557]

>>57789538
You havent seen Accenture, a climate leader

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57789559]

>>57789426
How much are you losing?

[Anonymous No.57789560]

As it turns out, USD/NOK has a fuckhuge spread. I was ahead by about $10 when I went to bed and now I'm down $20. My high water mark for the week was $186 and my account max was $250.
Thought I was on the right track here, but then things went against me, violently. Still have defined exit points and it hurts to see it this deep red but I've already adjusted it for the day, just gotta wait more.

[Anonymous No.57789561]

why arent you debtmaxxing to take out a short position against targets earnings, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.57789566]

>>57789538
How is NVDA absurd when it's trading at the lowest PE in its field? AMD and Intel are both trading at substantially higher PEs and both gave a worse guidance.
NVDA has no real competition.
Now SMCI on the other hand actually is absurd. And so is AMD and Intel of course

[Anonymous No.57789569]

SOXL is STILL below where I cut my losses in 2022. Too bad I didn't listen to myself when I said I'd all in at 8. Then again my plan at that time was to sell at 15. Aaaa well I wasn't selected to make it anways.

[Anonymous No.57789571]

and just like that i'm priced out

[Anonymous No.57789591]

>>57789560
Stop fucking with our currency.

[Anonymous No.57789596]

God fucking damn I wish Nvidia would split so I can buy calls and puts and things. I only have 40 shares, not a hundred. FUXCK. YOU FUCKERS ARE COSTING ME MORE MONEY THAN I'M MAKING. SPLIT, YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS. Do eet NOW.

[Anonymous No.57789600]

I sold my SOXL at 47 :(

[Anonymous No.57789605]

>>57789301
HOOKED
O
O
K
ENERGY IS ALL THAT IS NOT FAKE AND GAY
D

[Anonymous No.57789606]

I am exiting all positions except SOXS

[Anonymous No.57789617]

My YPF doing a lil sum. Probably rallying up before earnings.

[Anonymous No.57789620]

>>57789560
Why would you go for USD/NOK when Norway is still hiking? Norway is weird. For some reason it has really high inflation despite abundant energy sources and barely being affected by Covid.

[Anonymous No.57789624]

>>57789566
>the lowest PE in its field
Because this fuckhuge profit margin of theirs will crash back down once the big players have the chips they need for the time being. The market is assuming they're going to keep growing like this for the considerable future which is absolutely delusional.

[Anonymous No.57789626]

any updates on the NYCB situation?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57789627]

>>57789596
if they split and then you were able to do call and put things on them then the guys currently doing the put and call things wouldn't be able to make as much money since you would be in direct competition with them. hope you understand they have to hold the share price high to benefit the guys with more shares.

[Anonymous No.57789628]

>>57789327
>USD
BASED, it outperforms SOXL all the time.

[Anonymous No.57789636]

Got damn my $TQQQ doin somethin

[Anonymous No.57789642]

>>57789627
/grinds teeth in fury

[Anonymous No.57789645]

SPY will close at +1.10% today.

[Anonymous No.57789664]

>>57789626
I second this notion.
Might want to invest a bit into it.

[Anonymous No.57789676]

>he's a NO OSG NIGGER
VERIFICATION
JUST
NOT
FUCKING
REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.57789685]

>>57789626
Shit's fucked.

[Anonymous No.57789687]

>I bought AMD
>but I sold 10x silver pre pump
It is a complex feel

[Anonymous No.57789700]

>>57789624
Bro... the AI demand is projected to generate higher and higher revenue. There is no way NVDA has peaked now. Maybe in a few years but not now or next year. So relax and enjoy the free money. NVDA can double from its current valuation and it would still be pretty cheap relative to its competitors

[Anonymous No.57789712]

>>57789354
How much money have you lost today?

[Anonymous No.57789714]

>tfw friday isnt dump day

[Anonymous No.57789719]

>>57789606
Based.

[Anonymous No.57789724]

>>57789664
shill
>>57789685
thinking about exiting the market desu.

[Anonymous No.57789725]

>>57789566
>66 pe is not absurd
>2T cap is not absurd
>thinking it will consistently keep hitting its 52wk and ATH until heat death isn't absurd
Wew

[Anonymous No.57789729]

Tech is a very simple equation. Line go up faster than you can throw money at it. Fact. Line will not go down. Fact.

[Anonymous No.57789741]

spy is PUMPING

[Anonymous No.57789743]

Looks like the sellers are exhausted.

[Anonymous No.57789742]

The fact that I am seeing stocks swing back and forth 100% is not fucking healthy.
BYND, AI, LUNR
Were in for a fucking massive market crash.

[Anonymous No.57789745]

>>57789729
Except Apple and Google

[Anonymous No.57789749]

>>57789724
Just put rolling stop orders on everything and enjoy the ride as long as you can.

[Anonymous No.57789751]

tfw you realize high interest rates are inflationary due to companies raising prices since they can't access cheap loans and people making trillions on government interest

[Anonymous No.57789763]

>>57789724
>thinking about exiting the market desu.
I'm on my toes. Got stop losses set for NVDA, AMD, and MELI, all of which are significantly up for me. I have a shit ton of MSFT too but I'm not sure I'd sell that unless it's *extremely* clear we're crashing hard.

Also not buying anything else right now, except for small caps like LAAC and LUNR. Have 30k in cash that I don't want to put into this fake gay market.

[Anonymous No.57789768]

>>57789751
Wrong

[Anonymous No.57789773]

>>57789751
mosler was right again

[Anonymous No.57789777]

how high can SOXL go though?

[Anonymous No.57789779]

AMD $300 EOM

[Anonymous No.57789780]

>>57789354
>TWATTER isn't GLOWNIGGER CENTRAL
>TWATTER isn't SHILLNIGGER CENTRAL

[Anonymous No.57789782]

>>57789763
Pictured: a fake gay market

[Anonymous No.57789784]

>>57789700
>the AI demand is projected to generate higher and higher revenue
Yeah we all know how accurate projections are right? And besides, competitors are already gearing up to release their own AI chips in the near future. This clown market is crashing with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.57789786]

>>57789620
My system said to go long, I went long. Probably needed another confirmation to really go into it, or waited for the red X to flip to a green triangle.
Also I don't really look at news/calendar, which I should be doing before opening a trade

[Anonymous No.57789794]

>>57789725
AMD has a PE of 380. Intel has a PE of 100+. NVDA's is 66 with an insane guidance and a forward PE of 30... so yeah, not at all absurd. AI and tech is on a warpath ever since 2022 when the US decided to get serious about investing into its tech industry.
So I stick by what I said. NVDA is cheap

[Anonymous No.57789795]

I can beat ANY of you in a fight

[Anonymous No.57789798]

>>57789751
but how about demands side? Does high interest rate increases their income?

[Anonymous No.57789802]

>>57789419
Why are you investing in tech stocks when you can just have chatgpt do the tech?

[Anonymous No.57789806]

>>57789784
Then buy SOXX and diversify you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.57789811]

I like GE. Nice healthy financials, nice steady appreciation and wow, a PEG well below 1. Plus I get free stock in GE Vernova when they spin it off in Q2. I think I'll buy more.

[Anonymous No.57789823]

>>57789806
They're all inflated as fuck. I'm not touching that shit right now.

[Anonymous No.57789824]

>>57789794
I am the madman who has invested heavily into AMD
Under the logic that if the AI bubble bursts so will everything else, and then I can buy back with even more cash

[Anonymous No.57789825]

>>57789794
>US decided to get serious about investing into its tech industry.
That was unwound last fall. All US tech companies are now just holding companies.

[Anonymous No.57789833]

>>57789794
But not as cheap as it was when it had a PEG of like .98. It's 1.84 now. Things are, predictably, slowing down.

[Anonymous No.57789843]

Finally unloaded the rest of my SOXL bags I've been holding since 2021.

Done with leveraged ETFs. Setup a weekly buy into SOXQ to slowly transfer all of this cash into the underlying non leveraged ETF.

Someone tell my I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.57789862]

There are 5 possible ways tech doesnt 10x in the next 5 years. You ready?

1) Yellowstone erupting
2) The rapture
3) Asteroid impact
4) Nuclear holocaust
5) Black people stop making music


If none of these are a potential threat, you buy. You go all in.

[Anonymous No.57789863]

>>57789751
Yes. The cheap debt they have accrued now nets them insane amounts of money. And with inflation they can keep raising prices and have a good excuse. Inflation makes the rich even richer. Basic economics.
>>57789784
The projections keep getting higher and higher with each year. There's plenty of room for everyone to make money but NVDA is just too good.
>>57789833
Yes. Slowing down but still up. So we will only do +100% instead of 200% every year... oh nyo. The market clearly loves semis and we can still justify the high valuations so we are nowhere near a bubble. Bros, embrace semis

[Anonymous No.57789864]

>>57789843
if only you followed the extremely basic strategy around SOXL posted here endlessly for years you'd be up 150%+

[Anonymous No.57789865]

>>57789843
kick ass, BLESSED load relief receiver.

[Anonymous No.57789871]

>>57789843
put it in SOXS

[Anonymous No.57789889]

>>57789864
I did follow the strategy. Until I lost my job and didn't have extra cash to keep averaging down.

Luckily I bought enough at around 14/share where I still ended up making about a 10% profit.

[Anonymous No.57789896]

When I piss on my neighbors bushes I think of his face

[Anonymous No.57789903]

>>57789676
>Overseas Shipholding Group
That's a goddamn front company if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.57789907]

>>57789889
no averaging down is required in the strategy.
sell all of it when SOX is below the 200 SMA
buy back in above the 200 SMA
you don't need to average.

[Anonymous No.57789908]

>>57789889
the strategy is to sell when the underlying goes below the 200 sma, and buy when it crosses back above. no averaging down should have been needed

[Anonymous No.57789918]

>>57789798
Negroes, women, and crimigrants just rack up debt and default on it. They don't care if their pizza loans are 15% APR or 25%.

[Anonymous No.57789920]

>>57789903
Boats are a lot of fun. You can kind of register them anywhere and then do what you want with them.

[Anonymous No.57789921]

>>57789763
we'll see how NYCB does (and that one goverment org no longer giving loans in march).
>>57789749
gonna do that, i don't trust this market rn.

[Anonymous No.57789928]

>>57789843
Did you hold from 70->7?!?! And now you're selling with the chance for a retest to 70?!?!? Yeah that's really dumb. It was clear early '22 things would not get better for a while. You've been sad for years missing a lot of gains instead of taking the L and feeling bad for a few months. I hope you at least learned a lot during these years otherwise that's a helluva opportunity cost

[Anonymous No.57789929]

Imagine losing money today lmao, couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.57789930]

>>57789862
You forgot a major temblor in the Bay Area, which they are overdue for. While it will have the welcome result of nuking San Fagcisco, everybody's HQ's are there. All the companies we like. SMCI, Nvidia, Apple, Broadcom... it's going to happen, and it's going to be a fucking nightmare.

[Anonymous No.57789932]

>>57789921
>and that one goverment org
The fed? Lol

[Anonymous No.57789934]

>>57789811
GE has been a powerhouse lately. You'd think they own UPRO or something.

[Anonymous No.57789941]

>>57789676
I used to invest in OSG...
And then one day I saw a guy in the grocery store wearing an OSG fleece jacket. That was weird

[Anonymous No.57789943]

>>57789921
>we'll see how NYCB does (and that one goverment org no longer giving loans in march).
oof, can you imagine a NYCB-induced panic sell and crash? The following SLOORP would be glorious

[Anonymous No.57789944]

>>57789908
>>57789907
I'm also familiar with the strategy, but what if it hugs the 200MA for like a week? You'd be getting lots of false buy/sell signals

[Anonymous No.57789945]

>>57789929
Not losing, but should be gaining more

[Anonymous No.57789949]

>>57789920
Yes, with a boat you can go anywhere you want.

P.S. I HATE LANDLUBBERS

[Anonymous No.57789957]

>>57789907
>>57789908
Following trend lines and simple moving averages is straight up dumb. It's the investing version of astrology lol.

[Anonymous No.57789958]

boughted another 300 LAAC shares

[Anonymous No.57789960]

I havent made profit in 3 YEARS and I made profit today

LMAO

[Anonymous No.57789961]

>>57789921
>government organization

We deserve what we are getting.

[Anonymous No.57789971]

What the fuck
I went for a nice walk to get some SBUX and I get back and everything is STILL pumping?!
This is unsustainable
Anyway, I got one of the seasonal SBUX pistachio lattes. It's pretty good, but a bit too sweet. The default order has 4 pumps of syrup, which I think is too much. I might try it again with only 1 or 2 pumps.

[Anonymous No.57789978]

This pump is fucking unsustainable nonsense. How does it keep going higher?

[Anonymous No.57789979]

>>57789777
Is this AI?

[Anonymous No.57789988]

>>57789928
Just cause it could go back to 70 doesn’t mean it ain’t gonna go back to 40 first my guy

[Anonymous No.57789996]

>>57789944
that's really the only "major" risk, but doesn't happen all too often historically. if it's something that worries you just look at 1% on either side for the signal.
>>57789957
it's a very basic momentum strategy that also helps reduce volatility, which hurts leveraged ETFs, and also is insurance against the dreaded -99.9%

[Anonymous No.57790000]

>>57789978
maybe if you could list even on reason why it would stop it would but you CANT

[Anonymous No.57790002]

My BYND puts that expire today are worth 6 bucks rn, should I sell

[Anonymous No.57790011]

>>57789903
I boughted in 2 accounts.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57790013]

>>57790000
BASED AND CHECKED

[Anonymous No.57790018]

Day 731 of Bobo's big crash.

[Anonymous No.57790019]

How come basically nobody covered the death of that Rothschild last week? I mean, I know I saw one or two articles and I know the media is owned by those sorts of elites, but you'd think it would have gotten some attention.

[Anonymous No.57790024]

>>57789941
Did you think it was a
TOP
SIGNAL
r wut?

[Anonymous No.57790034]

>>57789996
Nothing against you guys for using it - just not for me. I'd rather buy and hold SOXQ.

[Anonymous No.57790037]

>>57790000
I've give (You) TWO reasons, but there's more where (((they))) come from:
1) NIGGERS
2) JEWS
son.

[Anonymous No.57790044]

>>57789988
If you're going to hold through a -90% giga crash you gotta REALLY BELIEVE your entry price is the right price. Leverage will fuck you up if you can't make informed decisions and deciding years later after all that time your price wasn't right is just not bright.

[Anonymous No.57790047]

>>57789971
>>57789978
>pumping
>pump
>pump

[Anonymous No.57790051]

monday is for sure red r-right?

[Anonymous No.57790055]

>the pump is starting to level out, a dump will start

[Anonymous No.57790056]

>>57789971
I'd pump her if you know what I mean

I agree that this recent surge seems extremely unsustainable. I'm not sure what to make of it really but I'm gonna keep putting in where I can.

[Anonymous No.57790058]

Everytime I look it's up even more. God I love Biden

[Anonymous No.57790065]

>>57790034
fair enough, that's much easier to just buy, hold, and average in.

[Anonymous No.57790067]

>>57789918
So you think banks are dumb nigger.
>More Americans rejected for loans just as they may be feeling tapped out, Fed survey shows

>https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2023/07/17/loan-rejection-rate-jumps-fed/70422586007/

[Anonymous No.57790072]

Why do Fed people keep talking

[Anonymous No.57790079]

>>57789978
Wonder why.....fellow doombear. Please make money. the nyse is not reality nor does it represent reality no more than a tranny represents a woman. Take care stop getting heemed.

[Anonymous No.57790093]

It seems Open and Bob did not steer me wrong this morning.

[Anonymous No.57790112]

TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMBERRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.57790123]

Is this the meltup bros?

[Anonymous No.57790125]

>>57789971
Pistachio's a year round flavor now I think

[Anonymous No.57790138]

>>57789843
I mean I'd put it all in VOO but atleast you are trying and if you truly believe in SEMIs and that Full Inductors winter supplant then then you are going to make it fren. Disregard the people sitting on you profits are profits.

Post your SOXL gainz please.

[Anonymous No.57790141]

>>57790125
I'd need to see that nose from the side to decide if I find this picture hot

[Anonymous No.57790143]

>>57790125
Oh really? They have lots of signage for it now and it's highlighted in the app
I don't care that much though so

[Anonymous No.57790146]

We could be at $520 already if Apple wasn't such a loser.

[Anonymous No.57790155]

>>57790112
>!REBMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIT
Corrected for current market conditions bobo.

[Anonymous No.57790165]

>>57790155

[Anonymous No.57790166]

expiry days are usually red
weird

[Anonymous No.57790171]

>>57790141

[Anonymous No.57790174]

>>57790051
We should get another good week.

[Anonymous No.57790176]

>got 100x on PANW puts
>got 20x on DELL calls
My next trick is ADBE monthlies. Get ready
750 EOM

[Anonymous No.57790177]

>>57790171
approved.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57790183]

>>57790125
>>57790171
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'm becoming sloppasexual

[Anonymous No.57790190]

>>57790183
>you will fall in love with a slop woman

[Anonymous No.57790191]

>>57790177
Buy SBUX

[Anonymous No.57790198]

>>57790123
not yet. when Powel hint they were talking about they may lower interest in June.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57790204]

>>57789794
We need to tell congress it's time act and to start taking the dangers of Ai seriously, and start regulating the technology similarly to how we regulate nuclear materials.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57790207]

>>57790190
Unironically wouldn't be too bad. Does the headset come with a female natural gas smell-o-vision?

[Anonymous No.57790219]

THE NEXT PERSON WHO BUYS APPLE BUDDIES GETS BBC'ED IN THE FUCKING HEAD

[Anonymous No.57790221]

when to short nvdia? what is the short interest now?

[Anonymous No.57790223]

>>57790067
Considering the long term performance of most bank stocks...yes.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57790228]

I have to go get lunch don't crash ok?

[Anonymous No.57790229]

>>57790183
>>57790190
>finally embracing Sloppa Love
Perhaps the real Stock Market was love and the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.57790234]

ANF is going to pump after earnings, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57790238]

>>57790228
HE JUST BUYED APPLE BUDDIES
BBC HIM NOW!!!
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57790240]

>>57790174
Not until my COST calls print.

[Anonymous No.57790242]

>>57790183
AI sexbots are the future
Buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.57790255]

>>57790234
Short it
100p 3/8 are going for 72 bucks a contract

Buy DELL 200 calls when they get written.

[Anonymous No.57790258]

>>57790228
Have a good lunch, Anon

[Anonymous No.57790260]

>>57790204
>regulating the technology similarly to how we regulate nuclear materials
*executing everyone and anyone caught developing or using "AI"
I
HATE
THE
ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.57790265]

>NYCB
It's over.

[Anonymous No.57790287]

New York city bancorp? More like new York city bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.57790300]

>>57790242
yy08y

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57790309]

>>57790300
Fine sloppa

[Anonymous No.57790311]

New York City Baggies (ticker: NYCB) CEO resigned earlier today

[Anonymous No.57790315]

>>57789240
>You will never get to smell her ass or pussy
FUUUCK ME WHYYYY LIVE?!

[Anonymous No.57790322]

>>57789943
>>57789961
BTFP loans are ending >>57779029
>>57789943
would probably slurp CWCO and hydrogen stocks.

[Anonymous No.57790328]

I finally did it, bros. I got rid of my SOXL after years of holding. And even at a 2k profit too

[Anonymous No.57790334]

>>57790315
Ashton does on a nightly basis, that bastard
>>57790328
Based, congrats anon

[Anonymous No.57790338]

>>57790166
1st of the month is skewed +.24% to the bull side. For a small window of time each month we all actually believe it can get better.

[Anonymous No.57790345]

HRL bros... did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.57790363]

-0.17% it's over

[Anonymous No.57790367]

>POWER HOUR INBOUND

[Anonymous No.57790372]

>>57790221
I'm still holding my 605p expiring in may...probably will sell if it hits a target of 750 or less.

[Anonymous No.57790387]

THE
HOUR
SHALL
BE
SOUR

[Anonymous No.57790450]

Just bought an option for first time in like 2 years. im back bros.
>Dell $140 by April 19th
>strike 2.95

[Anonymous No.57790453]

>>57790387
Not today...

[Anonymous No.57790458]

Alright /smg/ let's play a game:

What did I buy?
What did I sell?

[Anonymous No.57790469]

>>57790450
>strike 2.95
kek
you were probably better off not touching options at all

[Anonymous No.57790473]

>>57790458
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.57790478]

>>57790458
ticker STFU & GFY

[Anonymous No.57790487]

>>57790473
sold NIGGERS
bought JEWS

[Anonymous No.57790489]

>>57790473
NVDA
NVDA

[Anonymous No.57790492]

>>57790458
>What did I buy?
United States Treasury Bills
>What did I sell?
CRM

[Anonymous No.57790493]

>>57790469
oops whatever. dont need to use proper grammer on financial matters.

[Anonymous No.57790505]

>SP500 up
>Every single one of my holdings down
Is there a worse feeling?

[Anonymous No.57790509]

>>57790453
: )

[Anonymous No.57790510]

>>57790493
Yeah,
>sell to open
>buy to close
all the same no worries you got that

[Anonymous No.57790517]

>>57790509
...It'll come back!

[Anonymous No.57790518]

>>57790489
Closest one so far

[Anonymous No.57790534]

When do i sell my soxl bros?

[Anonymous No.57790536]

>>57789569
IKTFB. Lost like $12k altogether. ~30% of my portfolio. Still haven’t recovered fully.

[Anonymous No.57790541]

>>57790534
When it hits $200 per share

[Anonymous No.57790545]

PANW paid my hydro bill for the next 5 years
DELL paid for my groceries for the next 5 years
ADBE is gonna pay for my mortgage for the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.57790552]

>>57790492
>United States Treasury Bills
How long a term?

[Anonymous No.57790559]

>>57790534
wait until Monday
https://twitter.com/bloombergblower/status/1763599235096748483

[Anonymous No.57790568]

>>57790559
right NOW

[Anonymous No.57790581]

>>57790517

[Anonymous No.57790586]

>>57789882
it really is that easy

[Anonymous No.57790593]

You all are buying poots for Monday right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57790598]

>>57790534
>He hasn't already sold out his Soxl Brothers and his own mother to buy Bitcoins.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57790618]

>>57790559
I hope that isnt real anons.
I dont want to be dragged into ww3 to fight and die for jews transgenders and niggers

[Anonymous No.57790622]

Why doesn't IBIT have an options chain yet?

[Anonymous No.57790630]

>>57790618
We've seen a lot of these over the last 2 years. It's a propaganda war over the internet

[Anonymous No.57790633]

>>57790618
You vill fight for diversity
AND. YOU. VILL. DIE. HAPPY.

[Anonymous No.57790651]

>>57790586
Do people really reply to previous threads hours after the fact?

[Anonymous No.57790680]

>>57789843
kek, I'm you but with NVDS. I will unload them eventually.
I'm done with boboing after his.

[Anonymous No.57790704]

>>57790622
You got BITO.

[Anonymous No.57790713]

HALO: Finish the Buy

[Anonymous No.57790731]

>>57790713
I solded today.

[Anonymous No.57790753]

>>57790731
Well I might be retarded, but it did just bounce off a backtest of previous support.

[Anonymous No.57790754]

>>57790742
>>57790742
>>57790742
>>57790742

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57790757]

>>57790633
JEW VILL EAT ZEE SHIT, END JEW VILL DIE!

[Anonymous No.57790773]

POV: You still don’t have Banxa in your portfolio yet.

Every self respecting man needs a suicide stack while it’s still sub >$1.00

[Anonymous No.57790793]

>>57790517

[Anonymous No.57790813]

>>57790753
Oh, no idea on the retardations and backtestations fren, I just solded because I solded anything and everything that wasn't
NATGAS AND OIL (TANKERS AND UTILITIES INCLUDED)
son,
NATGAS AND OIL (TANKERS AND UTILITIES INCLUDED)

[Anonymous No.57790830]

>>57790757
>jew will die
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.57790832]

>>57790813
God bless your ADHD, NAT GAS anon.

[Anonymous No.57790847]

>>57790793
Christ, did the Houthis sink another one?

[Anonymous No.57790850]

REMEMBER
THE TOPPEST OF TOPS
will be
SO
EXUBERENT

TWENTY MINOOTS UNTIL THE MARKETS CLOOSE
FOR
TWO
DAYS
unless you want to COPE with the BID/ASK during AH and when the HOOD markets open back up at 8 on SUN.

[Anonymous No.57790874]

>>57790832
God BLESS (You) for God BLESSING me, fren.
>>57790847
No idea, I have just been listening to
80s MUSIC RADIO
all day and they didn't say anything about anything.

[Anonymous No.57790923]

>>57790618
Lol the US will fight a civil war before a foreign war.

[Anonymous No.57790951]

>Receive McDonalds - Odd Lot Offer through my broker
>They want me to sell shares at price yet to be determined
>Price has been dipping for about a month
>McDonald's wants me to otherwise nut $29k for a real estate and hamburger company for a crisp 100 shares

The fuck is that clown doing?

>>57789127
No but the Nikkei might.

>>57790559
>wait until Monday

Am I the only one here profiting off of arms sales?

[Anonymous No.57790995]

>>57789082
Because SOXL is a bad investment.

>>57789080
>nvidia
Dumped about a week into january
Dumped in mid february
Will dump back to 670-690 in late march when "no rate cuts confirmed"

And it will be at 900 dollars by mid-april when it recovers.

Just wait for your moment, this is literally a market you can time.