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[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57787500]

Stonks
they go both ways like Rocker

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>>57785005

[Anonymous No.57787512]

>>57787500
>rocker
HE SHILLED ME NYCB
WHERE TF IS HE?! >:((((((((((((((((((

[Anonymous No.57787522]

OIL CHADS KEEP WINNING

[Anonymous No.57787523]

worst SMG ever

[Anonymous No.57787525]

OIL CHAMPS

[Anonymous No.57787526]

noonstork bros... it's happening. April is going to be a great month.

[Anonymous No.57787531]

>>57787523
*so far

[Anonymous No.57787532]

i think i finally understood what stank about nvidia all this time
it's not that AI isn't a great tech.
it's why *now*
the kikes just wanted something to sell to retailtards because the economy was on the verge of collapsing, they wanted to bid up the shit and piss and they conveniently found AI.
nothing special was happening in AI.
chatgpt was not that amazing. similar tech to stable diffusion had been out for a while.
they just wanted this to be the new pepsi and they'll dump as soon as the last retail baggot has bought.

[Anonymous No.57787538]

SOXL bros I'm fucking sweating. Did anyone take profit? Pump after pump is getting me nervous

[Anonymous No.57787544]

I bought LAAC and it immediately went up 20% and now I'm scared

[Anonymous No.57787545]

Should I buy Dell? But why? Why is it even going up so fast?

[Anonymous No.57787551]

>>57787500
get slopped on niggers

[Anonymous No.57787553]

>>57787500
Another
BASED
A
G
G
I
E

BAKE

haters picrel

[Anonymous No.57787554]

this thread is my top signal btw. going to sell everything and go all in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57787562]

How fucked am I for buying LUNR at $5.95?

[Anonymous No.57787563]

>>57787532
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.57787566]

>>57787512
he died of being a fat retard

[Anonymous No.57787569]

>>57760205
Timing the market is timing the market.

[Anonymous No.57787570]

>>57787551
MIGHTY NICE one!

[Anonymous No.57787574]

SOXL ABOUT TO BREACH $47

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.57787578]

>>57787563

[Anonymous No.57787579]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57787584]

DELL is gonna crab all day isn't it

[Anonymous No.57787608]

My covered calls on SOXL are getting absolutely OBLITERATED today

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787607]

>>57787544
MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.57787617]

Just sold my SQQQ for a loss so everything will probably crash now fyi

[Anonymous No.57787626]

>Tens of thousands of tech employee layoffs
>YouTube Grifters: Omg it's AI!! it's AI!!11 DEY TUK ER JERBS
>Not a single mention of Tax Section 174
It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.57787633]

>>57787617
Kneel for your king nigger

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787636]

>>57787584
kek

[Anonymous No.57787643]

>>57787608
don't you know how to sos the noff?

[Anonymous No.57787653]

>>57787617
I'm still holding

[Anonymous No.57787654]

>>57787538
Profit is profit. If you are afraid just sell a portion and move it into VOO. That way you are still in and continue to gain profits while also offloading risk into a less volatile(lol) risky holding.

You should never feel like you can't sell out of a position. You own the stock, the stock doesn't own you.

[Anonymous No.57787663]

>>57787579
BTI is a much better divy trap
Don't let the impairment they took last quarter fool you

[Anonymous No.57787665]

Now hear me out on COST

[Anonymous No.57787671]

aapl is dying and everything else is going up this is good.

[Anonymous No.57787677]

>>57774527
>>57774527
>>57774527

[Anonymous No.57787681]

>>57787654
Now that it blasted through $47 I think I'm going to sell. Thanks bro.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787684]

>>57787665
>766.75 break even
I don't know Rick...

[Anonymous No.57787686]

>>57787626
HOLY FUCK
is that Bidenomics? Whomever gets credit for that, it's
BASED
AS
FUCK
and will help us regain a lot of
EXPANSION
GROWTH
ADVANTAGE
and
SHEER FUCKING MOGGING POWER!

[Anonymous No.57787698]

Speaking of mogging,
XES is doing it to XLE and XOP.

[Anonymous No.57787699]

>>57787608
Wow I'm only just now realizing these are AI generated.
OF will die.

[Anonymous No.57787702]

Post your results.

[Anonymous No.57787704]

Doubled my investment into NATP

Seems like there's no risk of peace anytime soon and the cybersecurity element will pump as we get closer to the US elections.

[Anonymous No.57787706]

I am now fully invested in SOXS

[Anonymous No.57787708]

>>57787686
It was actually Trump's bill.

[Anonymous No.57787709]

>>57787538
Yeah sold 333 @ 46.66

[Anonymous No.57787712]

Fuckin Joe Biden will go down as the greatest president of all time. When will the CHUDS learn the markets always do better under Democrats

[Anonymous No.57787716]

>>57787702
slow n steady

[Anonymous No.57787717]

NVDA CAHDS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.57787719]

>>57787699
>he doesn't use AI thots and openhermes 2.5 to milk simps to boost his port.

[Anonymous No.57787720]

Did Dell find a way to cure cancer, or was this another "We've made super AI computer computers"

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787732]

>>57787702
Early but +0.92%

[Anonymous No.57787734]

>TDW: +14%
I told you guys I liked it.

[Anonymous No.57787738]

>>57787706
I think I'll get some too but it's probably going to go down even more

[Anonymous No.57787740]

>>57787538
>he's in a 3x leveraged ETF and feels nervous when it goes up so much

[Anonymous No.57787742]

>>57787734
>TDW
bubbling up
look to ~200 as the cap

[Anonymous No.57787749]

>>57787738
I will DCA until FOMC

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787753]

>>57787544
>>57787607
LAC/LAAC featured here https://investorplace.com/2024/02/3-speculative-stocks-that-can-surge-100-in-the-blink-of-an-eye/?mod=mw_quote_news
BITF too

[Anonymous No.57787757]

>>57787742
Why 200? Why not 150 or 250?

[Anonymous No.57787761]

>>57787740
I was nervous because it's up 20% in two days. That was me old, SOXL holder me tho

[Anonymous No.57787762]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHok7RqmDvI

[Anonymous No.57787763]

>>57787702
+.78% so far
>>57787699
It can take a long time to get an image that isn't obviously AI but when it works, it really works. This is dall-e which is currently the best image generator.

[Anonymous No.57787766]

>>57787719
I'd be tempted to but I don't have enough nvidia cards.

[Anonymous No.57787770]

>>57787717
I bought a NVIDIA RTX 3060 Ti 8gb yesterday, i'm pumping the stock in my own way too, i bought it to play GTA 6 when it comes out but right now imma play Blocklords
I'm not a huge gamer anyways

[Anonymous No.57787777]

>>57787762

[Anonymous No.57787776]

>>57787500
Why won't this shit go down? I keep deleveraging into short term bonds going for a 10 percent correction and it just keeps going up. Ffs. We're not getting the amount of cuts the market is expecting. How long will it take until the market realizes that? I've already lost 600 bucks in opportunity costs. That's like 1 percent of my shitty portfolio

[Anonymous No.57787785]

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787786]

>>57787762
>having 150k INTCel stock
shiet

[Anonymous No.57787791]

COSTO or BITF for next week? I can only do one.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787800]

>>57787777
DIGITS!

[Anonymous No.57787805]

Is there a way for me to legally start my own investment firm without any licenses? Does making it a "consulting" firm work?

[Anonymous No.57787808]

>>57787708
I
SHOULD
HAVE
KNOWN
I've never heard of it but after seeing your mention read a Reutors summary of what it does. I very much like it on the whole, that and the more recent infrastucture invoostements, plus the CHIPS is all just great fuckin shit for the FOOTURE of the
U
S
fucking damn
A even with all the headwinds being faced.

[Anonymous No.57787810]

>>57787776
Doesn't matter the bulls will run until someone makes the stop

[Anonymous No.57787814]

>>57787785
You think they'll stop that, before cutting rates?

[Anonymous No.57787816]

>gold & oil pumping at the same time

They're getting ready for the rugpull aren't they

[Anonymous No.57787841]

>>57787770
but the real question
can it handle minesweeper?

[Anonymous No.57787851]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.57787856]

>>57787851
Don't they make scissors

[Anonymous No.57787859]

[Anonymous No.57787865]

>>57787851
>>57787856
Nvm that's fiskars lol

[Anonymous No.57787868]

>>57787805
why are you looking to do that? you think people will give you their money to invest?

[Anonymous No.57787872]

>>57787777
Checked

[Anonymous No.57787877]

>>57787816
I just sold literally everything but my NATGAS AND OIL and TANKER companies.

[Anonymous No.57787878]

>>57787776
The idea of selling stock in this environment has been virtually eradicated.
Name one incentive for anybody to sell their holdings.
What are you going to do with "cash"?
>settle debt?
not when you gain double digit % gains per week
>buy a house?
not when you can buy a bigger one a few weeks later with your double digit % gains
>buy a car?
not when you can buy a yacht instead a few weeks later with your double digit % gains
>retire?
lol are you crazy? selling stock? not when you can retire more comfortably a few weeks later with your double digit % gains
...and so on...
As you see, the idea of selling has been virtually eradicated.

An actual correction would come to be nowadays probably only by some manufactured shock to the system like
>le plandemic
>le algo flash crash
>le interbank freeze
>le cdo of a cdo
Apart from that, organically, a 5% to 8% drawdown is the max.

Enjoy

[Anonymous No.57787895]

>>57787770
GTA 6 running well beyond low settings with a 3060 Ti is pretty optimistic, not even to shit on your purchase, got one myself, there's just too little vram

[Anonymous No.57787896]

My apartment building just sent me a lease renewal offer
The increase is..... $4
Has real estate topped?

[Anonymous No.57787897]

>>57787814
>cutting rates

[Anonymous No.57787900]

Why is TSM making up only 10% of my folio.
I got >diversify'd

[Anonymous No.57787904]

>>57787770
>8gb
>2024

lmao

[Anonymous No.57787907]

>>57787896
More like they don't want you to report the mold that's growing in your ceiling

[Anonymous No.57787915]

>>57787851
damn fisker btfo

[Anonymous No.57787923]

>>57787895
I have the 3060 with 16gb.
I only have q6gb of ram as well. It's my weakest link. For now I keep it. Might double it for GTA vi

[Anonymous No.57787936]

bros, married couples pay so much less in taxes...

[Anonymous No.57787938]

>>57787900
The key is to dig around and find 3, 5, 10 TSM's. Then you're locked into only having 10% in them but wishing you could allocate more to each.

[Anonymous No.57787942]

>>57787766
just eBay a used RTX 8000. it's an investment that pays off quickly. expand from there.

[Anonymous No.57787956]

>>57787896
Yes, rents are actually rolling over. OER is a retarded method for capturing that info though so it'll keep feeding supposed increases into CPI for a bit.

[Anonymous No.57787963]

It's a nice day, should I kayak or mountain bike later

[Anonymous No.57787967]

My SCHD dividend is up to $0.73 per day! Wagmi!

[Anonymous No.57787970]

Is DELL run over?

[Anonymous No.57787975]

jesus i love you
jesus i trust you
jesus son of the living god, have mercy on me

have a good weekend frens

[Anonymous No.57787986]

>>57787923
>I have the 3060 with 16gb.
no you don't

[Anonymous No.57787988]

>>57787896
Last month locked in a tenant in a sfh I own for 2150 rent for a year, an 8% increase, but then I just checked the other identical houses next to me and they are renting for 1800. I got lucky kek

[Anonymous No.57787991]

>>57787963
It's a kayak kind of day my fren :)
Couple of brewskis
Couple of bros
A good Friday

[Anonymous No.57788000]

>>57787770
True gamers play Tetris in ThinkOrSwim.

[Anonymous No.57788003]

Why yes, this is how I wanted to spend my day. Buying back my calls

[Anonymous No.57788011]

>>57787988
I know an SFH landlord that consistently rents 30% above what appears to me to be market value. His houses aren't even that nice.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788019]

>>57787991
Nice you gonna get a brojob?

[Anonymous No.57788031]

>>57787975
Based and Jesus Pilled

[Anonymous No.57788041]

>>57787975
you trust a jewish man?

[Anonymous No.57788048]

>>57787936
2% less? Not really.

[Anonymous No.57788053]

>>57787967
so whats that earn you per year per dollar invested? I never looked into dividend investing

[Anonymous No.57788054]

>>57788019
You offering?

[Anonymous No.57788058]

>>57788041
yes this one

[Anonymous No.57788062]

>>57788041
you buy stocks from jewish market makers all the time no?

[Anonymous No.57788065]

>If you don't vote for Biden you're literally a Russian spy!!!!
Financially speaking, why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.57788067]

>>57788041
Jesus is Jewish the same way Washington was British.

[Anonymous No.57788078]

>>57787851
You can say Fiska, but Fisker is our word.

[Anonymous No.57788085]

>>57788065
You would know.

[Anonymous No.57788086]

BYND bubble finally popping

[Anonymous No.57788097]

>>57787868
Yes, People DO ask me to do it a lot of the times because I've been beating the market by a lot for last 6 years now.

[Anonymous No.57788100]

>>57788065
Financially speaking, you shouldn't be voting for either candidate because BOTH are financially reckless and directly contributed to the inflation of today.

You can point the fingers at Congress, but the president signed that shit into laws at the end. Garbage

[Anonymous No.57788104]

>>57787986
True. It's the 4060 ti

[Anonymous No.57788107]

I bought myself an RX 7900XTX for christmas.

[Anonymous No.57788111]

ELON MUSK SUES OPEN AI
BASED
BASED
BASED

[Anonymous No.57788116]

>>57788085
Because a bunch of psychotic feds want to consolidate their absolute grip on power and turn the US government into another CCP? Bearish.

[Anonymous No.57788121]

nvda about to pop up again
aapl going down some more

[Anonymous No.57788122]

>>57788086
>Beyond Meat files to delay 10-K due to technical difficulties in assembling the submission for filing
>Beyond Meat was unable, without unreasonable effort or expense, to file its Annual Report on Form 10-K for the fiscal year ended December 31, 2023 (th...
LOL

[Anonymous No.57788127]

>>57788111
wtf based

[Anonymous No.57788136]

Doubled down on SOUN puts, well see where this takes me

>>57787991
Don't have friends but you're right it is a kayak kind of day thanks anon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788140]

>>57788054
No, I'm going to be busy tonight playing mario party with this chick and then after I win ima smash her tight little fuck hole with my big 7 inch cock.

[Anonymous No.57788143]

>>57788000
No way.

[Anonymous No.57788142]

>>57788097
It's worth noting that no you don't need to be a licensed fiduciary to go into this business

[Anonymous No.57788146]

ROOT bros we eating good

[Anonymous No.57788161]

>>57787777
It's real, white boy summer confirmed

[Anonymous No.57788167]

One thing is struggle to grasp is how it's possible that nearly all ITM call options close to expiration date are getting exercised on during the time a share goes ex-dividend.
No matter how big the open interest number, most all of them get exercised.
Where do nearly all of the people holding the contracts get the seemingly colossal amount of funds from all of a sudden to receive the shares?
Then what they do with the shares? Sell them immediately hoping they will turn a profit with the sell price plus the sum they received through the dividend?

[Anonymous No.57788174]

It's going to be a bloodbath when this clown market finally crashes back down to reality. If only I knew when it would happen.

[Anonymous No.57788183]

>>57788161
how do u get wojak to appear in the ai

[Anonymous No.57788186]

>>57788140
No invite? What the fuck I thought we were bros

[Anonymous No.57788187]

>>57788167
>not understanding market makers have unlimited funds

[Anonymous No.57788199]

[Anonymous No.57788198]

>>57788174
when nvda pops

[Anonymous No.57788220]

Is PLNT a short with that gap fill underneath?

[Anonymous No.57788222]

>>57788167
>he doesn't know
Not giving away my super-duper-ultra-secret-kike-destroying trading strategy.

[Anonymous No.57788226]

>total return: 266.078
at one point it was 4.6k and I didn't sell

[Anonymous No.57788228]

>>57788167
Calls would drop in value from the dividend because dividends cause the stock price to drop. Mathematically there is no scenario where not exercising the call in exdiv is beneficial. There are trillions of dollars in money by institutions I don't see how any other outcome makes sense

[Anonymous No.57788233]

I can't believe Nvidia is gonna make me a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.57788236]

Holy fuck ACIC is trading at a nearly unity P/E multiplier.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788250]

>>57788186
alright you can come for the mario party part only, but you have to be there before 7 or we're starting the game without you.

[Anonymous No.57788259]

>>57788140
did i miss something?

[Anonymous No.57788261]

>>57788143
Its got Lines too. There's also TraderTV, chat rooms, etc. Lots of shit to waste time on if you want.
Did you know the chat rooms actually open and close and are actively moderated? Imagine that being your job, modding the fucking TOS trade chatrooms.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788266]

>>57788186
>>57788250
and you have to bring your own alcohol

[Anonymous No.57788270]

>>57787500
does this look like coke? a ceo posted it

[Anonymous No.57788277]

>>57788250
>>57788266
It's a date :)

[Anonymous No.57788283]

>>57788183
the secret code which can never be uttered anywhere is
>David Duke
Nah, it's 'Feels Man'. You might need to write 'internet meme white face feels man wojak'. Wojak itself seems to be nuked by the BingJeets and doesn't do much of anything. The system struggles mightily to generate him in all but basic art, otherwise you often get aliens or weird smiley heads.

[Anonymous No.57788290]

>>57787684
Up 10% today alone. I'm holding out on the earnings next week

[Anonymous No.57788292]

>>57787512
You deserve it.

[Anonymous No.57788295]

>>57788236
Yeah, insurance companies can be wild like that. Trading at fractions of book value too.

[Anonymous No.57788296]

>ACMR got a positive buy rating from Sachs
Should I sell my bags now? It has pumped a lot since I bought it

[Anonymous No.57788301]

>>57788233
>he posted in hope??
>CRASH ZE ZTOCK

[Anonymous No.57788306]

>Boeing in talks to buy Spirit Aerosystems
Yes, nothing says safety like two of the biggest offenders in the industry lol

[Anonymous No.57788309]

>>57788283
i was trying to get an inverse of your wojaks holding anti pepe signs and it was nigh impossible

[Anonymous No.57788313]

>>57788183
>>57788283
Oh wait, it's 'feels guy' I think

[Anonymous No.57788315]

We rage short at march opex don't forget.

[Anonymous No.57788317]

Making money today, lads! Only 8 dollars but money none the less!

[Anonymous No.57788319]

>>57788306
I remember when Boeing iron was the safest thing you could fly in. What the flying fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.57788321]

>>57787975
>>57787967
BLESSED
A
S
E
D
>>57788174
MOONDAY

[Anonymous No.57788324]

>>57787500
I hate baggie bread

[Anonymous No.57788325]

>>57788228
>Mathematically there is no scenario where not exercising the call in exdiv is beneficial.
And the risk of holding all of those shares all of a sudden is nonexistent?
I understand it up until this point.
Suddenly holding the shares introduces another dimension of risk purely on the person who exercised the call.
I still don't grasp it fully :-(

[Anonymous No.57788336]

>>57788283
>David Duke

[Anonymous No.57788339]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chemourss-stock-plunges-on-news-that-accounting-issues-are-much-worse-than-first-thought-905aed1b
how is this not free money in 2 more weeks
im going all in on puts

[Anonymous No.57788347]

Fuck's sake, UEC, you don't need to make back all your losses in one day.

[Anonymous No.57788351]

>>57788319
Most experts point to when Boeing moved their headquarters from Seattle to Virginia. This was clearly because they wanted to have their execs close to DC for lobbying purposes, but that put them very far from their engineers.
Turns out their engineers are their bread and butter, and when they get ignored and overridden for political and profit purposes, their planes suffer.
There's been a push to get them to move back to Seattle, but so far it doesn't have a ton of traction.

[Anonymous No.57788352]

>>57788319
The gist is that they got shuffled around by a couple of MBAs/consultants and prioritized profits over engineering. Only reason they're not bankrupt is that they're a DoD darling

[Anonymous No.57788353]

BFI

[Anonymous No.57788356]

The FED will stop bailing out shitty banks in a few days if I understand that correctly, what are the implications for stocks ?

[Anonymous No.57788357]

apologize.

[Anonymous No.57788368]

>>57788353
what about it

[Anonymous No.57788373]

>>57788261
>Imagine that being your job, modding the fucking TOS trade chatrooms.
I'd moderate /smg/ for free.
Gone are
>anime posters
>lazy bakers
>futures posters
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + yt song link posters
>OOOOOOOOOOOO posters when the market doesn't move
>AI posters with nothing of value in their post
>Baggie
etc.

[Anonymous No.57788374]

>>57788339
https://investors.chemours.com/news-releases/news-releases-details/2024/CORRECTING-and-REPLACING-Chemours-Announces-Management-Actions-and-Delay-of-Form-10-K-Provides-Preliminary-Unaudited-2023-Year-End-Results/default.aspx

>President and Chief Executive Officer Mark Newman
>Senior Vice President and Chief Financial Officer Jonathan Lock
>Vice President, Controller Principal Accounting Officer Camela Wisel

>Newman
>Lock
>Wisel

What curious names...

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57788379]

>>57788339
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chemourss-stock-plunges-on-news-that-accounting-issues-are-much-worse-than-first-thought-905aed1b
bought a put for fun

[Anonymous No.57788385]

>>57788373
>trying to improve the board as a mod
That was your first mistake

[Anonymous No.57788386]

>>57788270
no retard it looks like frosting and there’s a cake box in the background

[Anonymous No.57788390]

This whole bull run I haven't made any money.
I've been shorting SPY every day since it went over $455. I didn't think the illuminati would let there be any bull runs during the Joe Biden "presidency" but I guess that was unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.57788403]

>>57788390
you've had like legitimately 18 months lol

[Anonymous No.57788406]

>>57788270
I was at that party. It’s not coke.

[Anonymous No.57788416]

Been gaining a few hundred a day for a while now. Feeling pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.57788418]

>>57788390
Honestly anon don't feel bad, many here are in the same boat and just quiet about it.
I, like many here, shorted Nvidia. I'm down bad but I know the bubble pop is inevitable and I'm just going to hold my ETF until that day.

[Anonymous No.57788426]

>>57788356
>The FED will stop bailing out shitty banks in a few days if I understand that correctly, what are the implications for stocks ?
Judging from the negligible amount of funds in which the Bank Term Funding Program has been utilized over time (picrealted), I harbor the guess that the need for emergency funding by small and regional banks (or anybody else eligible for the BTFP) has been grossly over-estimated by le media hype.
Means that silicon valley and the few other banks that went poof last year were indeed outliers mostly caused by incredible amounts of concentrated stupidity.

[Anonymous No.57788430]

>>57788339
nice catch

[Anonymous No.57788436]

>>57788053
schd is dividend growth so it's not very impressive at 3.53% yield currently
that would be 3.53 cents per dollar per year
but it's not that simple

[Anonymous No.57788451]

>>57788426
It's less about the amount and more about the message it sends about how the Fed isn't providing an endless backstop.
I'm also skeptical of whether it will change much but I feel like if it does have an effect it will be bearish for the market.
This market has been waiting for an asswhoop moment since the yield curve began un-inverting. Things are Goldilocks at the moment and set up for max pain after max euphoria.
Mumus always stay too long.

[Anonymous No.57788465]

>>57788416
Same, gaining around 2k a day for a while now. Very nice. Up to 2.5k today.

[Anonymous No.57788470]

>>57788451
You're delusional.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57788475]

>>57787967
SCHD's yield is less than my core money market cash position.

[Anonymous No.57788482]

>>57788451
>It's less about the amount and more about the message it sends about how the Fed isn't providing an endless backstop.
the Fed will always provide an endless backstop, because that is their fucking job

[Anonymous No.57788484]

It's an obscure kinda feel to see the ticker you found suddenly becoming relevant. Like there was zero noise around it but now it gets couple of mentions here and there

Somehow this feels better than making money even though buying NVDA at the low would've been more profitable

[Anonymous No.57788492]

>>57788484
You mean ACMR?

[Anonymous No.57788496]

I should have just gone all in on TQQQ...

[Anonymous No.57788502]

>>57788416
I hope to get to that point someday.

[Anonymous No.57788503]

>>57788482
I know, but they know they can't actually do this without causing inflation.
Inflation is already going to cause Biden to lose the 2024 election. Nothing is without costs
It's such a low IQ mumu take to think free money printing is always possible in any time at any place, just because the Fed can print it.

[Anonymous No.57788504]

>>57788492
Yeah. I was honestly gonna rope when I stuck to my guns and didn't buy NVDA even though I knew it would pump because all my cash was tied and I couldn't sell because of tax stuff

[Anonymous No.57788507]

Who is buying at these levels?

[Anonymous No.57788510]

So what exactly is driving these ever higher valuations? Have average earnings gone up 30% for the S&P500 in the past year?

[Anonymous No.57788512]

>>57788504
Bagholding can certainly be painful. The good news is all the consolidation usually means it's got room to run.

[Anonymous No.57788524]

>>57788507
>>57788510

[Anonymous No.57788525]

What is your opinion on Microstrategy (MSTR) ?

[Anonymous No.57788531]

>>57788475
It's not about the yield.

[Anonymous No.57788533]

>>57788503
Biden is going to win by a landslide anon. Markets high and everyone getting fat ass raises. It's ova

[Anonymous No.57788539]

>>57788533
Biden isn't even running.

[Anonymous No.57788542]

>>57787500
Everything I own is green except for Hershey. When will cocoa go down ffs

[Anonymous No.57788544]

>>57788507
Me. Broadcom's earnings are next week and they're gonna be good, so I'm gonna average in.

[Anonymous No.57788546]

>>57788512
I just hope I won't get fucked, there are certainly risks involved with the stock. I'm a NEET and if I sell I lose my gibsmedat because I have like 25k in it.

[Anonymous No.57788550]

>>57788283
I just boughted ticker DUKE a little while ago.

[Anonymous No.57788551]

>>57788503
>Inflation is already going to cause Biden to lose the 2024 election.

[Anonymous No.57788558]

>>57788174
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.57788561]

Oooh my lil SOXL still doing sumfin

[Anonymous No.57788562]

>>57788502
How much do you have total in investments?

[Anonymous No.57788572]

>>57788525
An expensive, riskier version of BITX. But hey, sometimes meme stocks work out.

[Anonymous No.57788579]

>>57788542
Have you considered longing something that benefits from rising cocoa prices?

[Anonymous No.57788585]

anyone holding SOXS?

[Anonymous No.57788587]

Just heard a girl talking about how she got approached by a "mid-ugly guy"
what in gods name does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.57788589]

I have never suffered more as an Apple holder

What a horrendous day

[Anonymous No.57788595]

BIG bros, we got far too cocky...

[Anonymous No.57788599]

>>57788587
6/10 SMV

[Anonymous No.57788602]

>SOXL
fuck we going to do a 15% today?

[Anonymous No.57788606]

>>57788562
Only 1k. I dont make a lot at my job.

[Anonymous No.57788610]

>>57788587
Mid is short for the old word "middling."

[Anonymous No.57788615]

>>57788533
/smg/ has the most retarded political takes I've ever seen, partially because they're so confident in their analysis despite having zero clue.
And no, I'm not on either side.
Now kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57788618]

>>57788507
I'm cashing out some. I have a big bullet payment May 1 and I just got a nice promotion in a high yield savings account for 6 percent. I'll just put most of the cash there until I have to pay

[Anonymous No.57788625]

>>57788507
SNP is going 5300 and then 6000 eoy. Suck my flaccid phallic structure until it becomes erect. Then take a luger and a cyanide pill and do what Hitler did you racist fuck.

[Anonymous No.57788627]

>>57787532
AI is constrained by prohibitive compute cost. But NVIDIA is only game in town right now. Unironically, for AI to succeed, NVIDIA must fail (cheaper compute, new specialized chips).

[Anonymous No.57788629]

>>57788589
I tried to warn you last fall and you ignored me.

[Anonymous No.57788633]

>>57788587
Someone who's mid, good looking enough you'd fuck when horny but not hot enough to make you horny without putting effort into it or you being in mood

[Anonymous No.57788638]

>>57788579
The point with Hershey was to have a really good stock once it starts going down. It's a contrarian play. I think it would be lunacy to chase the cocoa price at this point. Even more than nvda but who knows

[Anonymous No.57788639]

This is not fucking sustainable
The entire US economy is pegged this meme stock

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57788641]

>>57788589
I'm also bagholding this piece of shit. Down 7%. Fuck Tim Apple.

[Anonymous No.57788651]

>>57788606
You need like 100k to consistently make a few hundred dollars a day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788653]

>>57788615
Biden is going to win because the liberal strongholds have created an environment were the niggers who run the elections are capable of generating so many extra biden votes via voter fraud that it will be impossible for Trump to overcome the fraud. He's going to have to win the election by 10 points to actually have the votes required and I just don't see that happening.

[Anonymous No.57788660]

>>57788651
I know...

[Anonymous No.57788661]

>>57787532
dangerously close to the truth anon. you think it was a coincidence that "AI" got popular right after march last year?

[Anonymous No.57788666]

[Anonymous No.57788680]

>>57788639
Be nice if it can find some support above the 800 mark.

>>57788653
Not to mention the 10 million undocumented Democrats they've bussed all over the country.

Ah well. We'll see. Keep buying ammo.

[Anonymous No.57788684]

>He failed to invest in Accenture: A climate leader
Absolute failure in life

[Anonymous No.57788686]

I've been making daily 1.2k per day on average for the last year. I still feel poor.
I NEED MORE. I need to make daily 10k's bros. Only then I can be happy and have a gf who only likes sucking my dick while I look at the markets.

[Anonymous No.57788694]

I cannot handle any more new paradigms

[Anonymous No.57788700]

>>57788639
I honestly wonder how a 2t company get away with spending sub 10 billion in research and development when it comes to AI. Like will that be enough? Seems awfully little for such a revolutionary thing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57788702]

>>57788680
>10 million undocumented Democrats
We're being invaded, and Joe Biden is supporting the fucking invaders. I don't know why we haven't put him on trial and found him guilty of treason yet.

[Anonymous No.57788705]

>>57788589
COOKED

[Anonymous No.57788709]

>>57788651
what type of moves allows this? hoping to hit 6 fig hell soon

[Anonymous No.57788713]

>>57788702
Finally the stopped watch is finally right!

[Anonymous No.57788722]

>>57788709
QQQ, leveraged S&P at 100k
bogstandard S&P at 200k

[Anonymous No.57788723]

>>57788702
The Feds have found out by slow creeping degrees they can violate their own laws, and are now doing it on an industrial scale. And the entire country stands stupefied. What's going on in Texas is pure Kabuki theater.

Ammo. Lead is a precious metal too.

[Anonymous No.57788725]

>>57788709
All in soun puts :)

[Anonymous No.57788728]

any soxs holders here

[Anonymous No.57788732]

>>57788653
Still wrong. Trump will win because the white goyim are waking up and need their outlet. If he wins zionism can continue unbridled but if Biden wins we move closer to anudda shoah
If kikes are smart they'll allow the release valve to be opened. Nothing will fundamentally change of course and the dirty dumb latinx spics will keep coming but the goyim will FEEL better.

[Anonymous No.57788738]

>>57788722
so going all in swinging on these?

[Anonymous No.57788743]

The Dollar Milkshake is coming.

[Anonymous No.57788745]

>>57788728
Theyre here. They were warned and didnt listen.

[Anonymous No.57788754]

Why do people say Nvidia is exiting the gaming GPU market?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57788758]

>>57788738
nah bro you're gonna get rekt if you do that with 100k
with 1k I think it makes sense to take big gambles, learn how to trade options

[Anonymous No.57788760]

Invest in BBAI and sell before earnings

[Anonymous No.57788762]

[Anonymous No.57788763]

>>57788738
No reason to not go all in on those, they're index funds

[Anonymous No.57788767]

>>57788723
Half the governors support Texas and are sending troops. US is throwing its weight around in CA and SA again. This won't last much longer. The East coast will just keep trying until the rest of the states stop them. I'm not really sure why this has taken so long, I guess the states haven't really haven't given a shit since Reagan decided to make California a spic landing zone. But now its a national problem.

[Anonymous No.57788772]

>>57788762
why doesn't apple just launch their own AI?

[Anonymous No.57788777]

We've entered a new paradigm.
It's called niggernomics.

[Anonymous No.57788787]

>>57788772
Because Tim Cook is a penny counter retard. They let Siri rot for 10 years while wasting 10billion trying to research how to make cars lmao.

[Anonymous No.57788792]

>>57788777
Is this market niggerlicious or is it divine intellect?

[Anonymous No.57788808]

I bought the local oil top again

[Anonymous No.57788819]

I'm the only person talking about ROOT
It keeps pumping (lol)

[Anonymous No.57788831]

>>57788767
Re: Texas -- it's all bullshit. Three miles from Eagle Pass the border is wide open and the columns of orcs simply saunter in.

>This won't last much longer.
Nothing's stopping them. Not one state has invoked article 4. Not one sheriff or DA has the guts to uphold Federal law in the face of Federal lawlessness. No one is being arrested. They're getting away with it, and they have no finish line.

[Anonymous No.57788844]

>>57788787
I just hope they do it before the shareholders realize that apple is absolute dogshit at innovating

[Anonymous No.57788849]

>>57787544
I bought LAC back when it was 7$ I own 150 shares. I made a bunch off of it by selling it when it reached 7.25 or 7.20. But it decided to tank and Ive been waiting for it to go up again. It will explode in value so im not worried

[Anonymous No.57788855]

>>57788787
He's a Marxist fucking faggot is what he is. Ten years ago they hired this black female diversity officer and she gave a fine speech where she said, hey, if you get fifteen white guys in the same room they'll have fifteen different ways of solving problems. That's intellectual diversity and that's our strength. They fired her two weeks later. Apple is woke as fuck and has been rotting from the inside for a long, long time. As a nerd, as an investor, and as a white heterosexual man I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot cattle prod.

[Anonymous No.57788862]

>>57788762
Delet this

[Anonymous No.57788865]

>>57788844
Innovation never happens at these tech megacorps. It's where brilliant/talented people get headhunted and paid massive salaries to do elementary programming, all in order to prevent them from making competitive products.

[Anonymous No.57788869]

Business and Finance?

[Anonymous No.57788872]

>>57788862
the glass needs to be scattered. I hear it cracks randomly after being on for too long. repair costs $800 lmao

[Anonymous No.57788874]

>>57788702
Baggie, shut the fuck u...wait, no, you're right here.

What the hell?

[Anonymous No.57788879]

>>57788533
>everyone getting fat ass raises
lol no

[Anonymous No.57788893]

Why haven't you purchased a Meta Quest™ 3 yet? More AI girls for me

[Anonymous No.57788900]

>check my stocks
>portfolio is up 5% on the day
imagine being a bear lmao

[Anonymous No.57788903]

>>57788872
Time will tell but the iGoggles are shaping up to be one of the biggest fucking blunders of the last decade. Up there with Stadia. The memes are fun though.

[Anonymous No.57788904]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21zy13JsCYA

Remember Apple saying this with a straight face after Steve Jobs died, while releasing that trashcan.

[Anonymous No.57788907]

Is there a way to search for unique tickets among sea of shit? Like I looked up ACMR and was the only anon who posted about it so it kinda got lost in the noise. Shilling/spamming shit isn't nice either.

Is there a mailing list or something? I don't have any stocks in my mind right now and probably won't but I wouldn't mind posting it somewhere or seeing obscure shit other people buy.

TLDR I want find good stocks early

[Anonymous No.57788909]

>That CC recovery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQEZSo4NAM

[Anonymous No.57788910]

>>57788831
Thats why the states are now acting on their own. Thats what the whole Eagle Pass thing was about. This is what the states are supposed to do when the federal government decides to not do its job.

[Anonymous No.57788917]

>>57788865
As one of them I’m totally fine with it

[Anonymous No.57788919]

>>57788903
get that nigger out of my thread

[Anonymous No.57788925]

How much do I need to have in my portfolio before hot Asian women start throwing themselves at me?

[Anonymous No.57788931]

>>57788865
This anon knows.

[Anonymous No.57788932]

>>57788754
Because they're retarded. The 50xx series is coming out this year and the 5090 is 50% faster than the 4090.

[Anonymous No.57788934]

>>57788907
You can search tickers in the archives: >>/biz/

As for what works, you're thinking about a stock screener. Something like finviz lets you know about high volume, large price changes, or tickers breaking above moving averages or setting new 52 week highs.

Alternatively, you can start with an industry or Thing and sift through related tickers that way.

[Anonymous No.57788935]

>>57788639
Cope. Higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57788940]

>>57788907
There was a site created on here where it showed you the amount of tickets mentioned over the course of a day. I had it bookmarked but lost it. Probably made like three years ago to expose AQB shills

[Anonymous No.57788950]

>>57787785
its just 7 million million

[Anonymous No.57788952]

>>57788919
Yes sir I'm on it

[Anonymous No.57788953]

Why does ANF keep going up? I'm actually so confused at this stock.

[Anonymous No.57788956]

>>57788934
>>57788940
I've done that but my only expertise is in semiconductors/electronics because I've studied EE in university. Just looking shit up like that would make me miss a lot of stuff or hyperfocus me on my niche which might be overbought or overpriced.

Just looking at stickers isn't really helpful. I mean I'd like to follow other amateur investors who are specialists in their own fields that might have information regarding the stocks

[Anonymous No.57788960]

>>57788910
Maybe you missed the news that a few miles from Eagle Pass the border is WIDE FUCKING OPEN. Maybe you also missed the part about zero deportations. When Crippledick starts rounding up the illegals in San Jacinto and sending them packing I'll believe his bullshit might be for real. It's controlled opposition. All of it.

[Anonymous No.57788964]

>>57788639
NVDA is only 2T and we need push them into 3T.

[Anonymous No.57788971]

>>57788000
Checked. I've been fucking around with eso again on the xbox. Its pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.57788981]

Now that we're past 300, I want to announce I've made several reports for off topic posts.

Thank you for participating in this thread

[Anonymous No.57788992]

>>57788953
I heard they're changing their whole image and distancing themselves from a former CEO who allegedly sex-trafficked a large number of young men.

[Anonymous No.57789002]

Imagine being a dumb fucking semi bear LMAO

[Anonymous No.57789006]

baking, got hit with the 5 minute post delay

[Anonymous No.57789013]

Paging Dr. Apu, Dr. Apu

[Anonymous No.57789017]

>>57788625
>do what Hitler did you racist fuck.
Is argentina nice in the fall?

[Anonymous No.57789018]

DO SOMETHING FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.57789026]

I love SOXX!

[Anonymous No.57789027]

NVDA just passed Saudi Aramco in total market cap.

[Anonymous No.57789038]

Good gains today, but not really comfy as it is moving up too fast

[Anonymous No.57789043]

>>57788960
That's because deporting people is a federal operation. And Eagle pass is a major center where federal border patrol were processing the illegals.

[Anonymous No.57789058]

I am buying spy puts for monday. wish me luck anons

[Anonymous No.57789064]

>>57789054
>>57789054
>>57789054
get baked idiot

[Anonymous No.57789066]

>>57788762
Look at the flogging of Apple and Google, that's wild.
>>57788772
They can't. They have to control the things they launch and they can't control AI.

[Anonymous No.57789077]

>>57788772
Because they are preparing to shock the world with their groundbreaking GAYEYE instead.

[Anonymous No.57789103]

>>57789018
At a PE of 27, it seems pretty fully valued though.

[Anonymous No.57789112]

>>57789018
Under 180. It's ogre.

[Anonymous No.57789113]

>>57788606
How much do you have in other savings?
If you've only got 1k you might as well make a risky move as long as you can afford to lose 1k (which you already have, treat it as money already spent)
I turned 1k into 70k during the days of GME. Memes reflect reality and if loads of people are buying then buy as well, but if LOADS of people are buying then that ship might have sailed. You just gotta make calculated decisions.
In my case I saw anons on here and plebbitors talking about GME so I bought in. My attitude is if both shitholes agree on something then it's probably a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.57789126]

>>57789103
It's overpriced.

[Anonymous No.57789244]

>>57788319
Those fuckers started using aluminum. Down hill ever since.

[Anonymous No.57789314]

>>57789017
Extremely, unless you got allergies.

[Anonymous No.57789839]

>>57788639
it is til it aint brothermang.

[Anonymous No.57789882]

>>57787500
why the fuck do line go up
>buy etf
>do fucking nothing
>up 5%
>????????????
>profit
what
the
fuck
at some point I should get heemed
why would the jews let me make a whopping 5% return
>inb4 inflation
sure whatever my family swears by saving so they've got their money saved in a bank which offer 3% returns over a full fucking year. Meanwhile I just got 5% in a single month.
Meanwhile the economy is fucking dead.
Is this increase just because they've pumped so much money into the market that it's just has to go up? Is that really it? Then at some point this entire fucking ponzi scheme should just break and shatter and die, right? Is the american empire so unbelievably strong that even russia and china cannot prop up something better and stronger that would make every investor go over to them??
Maybe I'm just a midwit and I don't know enough about anything