/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785005]

Business Pepe edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous retarded thread: >>57781712

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785015]

Also: female natural gas in my nostrils

[Anonymous No.57785018]

https://archive.is/NcSdm
>New York Community Bancorp shares fell 30% before the bell on Friday after it found "material weaknesses" in internal controls related to its loan review, adding worries to investors already fretting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

[Anonymous No.57785020]

third for incredibly pungent and valuable female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57785026]

why are you using a tripcode

[Anonymous No.57785036]

>>57784895
I read >>57779848 when I was braindead tired and thought
>Yes this is a good point I will not throw money at this
Pray for me anon.

[Anonymous No.57785038]

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785044]

>>57785026
Because I want to insult baggie on every thread and have him know it's me.

[Anonymous No.57785045]

>>57785036
*now

[Anonymous No.57785048]

How much does /smg spend on sigma male lessons a month?

[Anonymous No.57785050]

>Hello sir, please give $3,000 for my tuition.
>Sir, please give $5,000 for my marriage.
>Sir, you have an international search warrant for money laundering with your ID.

[Anonymous No.57785056]

>>57785038
if they have more supply they can sell more stuff quicker without having to wait for new GPUs to get produced

[Anonymous No.57785058]

amd is extremely overvalued

[Anonymous No.57785074]

>>57785058
but but the p/e!!!!

[Anonymous No.57785075]

lots of green this morning

[Anonymous No.57785096]

>>57785056
If they have more supply, it means people aren't buying you dishonest goon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57785108]

>>57785075
No green for New York Community Bagholders like Rocker.

>>57785044
filtered

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785121]

>>57785108
Suck my dick Baggot.

[Anonymous No.57785130]

>>57785038
If they'd been struggling with inventory shortages in the past, then building up some inventory to get ahead of that problem certainly would be a good thing so, in theory, the analysts could be right. They're analysts, though, so you know they can't do simple logic and have no idea what's going on so they're probably full of shit.

[Anonymous No.57785136]

>>57785121
gay

[Anonymous No.57785143]

>>57785130
They're selling their book. If you don't know this at this point then you must be quite new.

[Anonymous No.57785150]

Am I retarded, or will not the entire market Implode once the NVIDIA bubble pops?

[Anonymous No.57785154]

>>57785150
You might be less retarded than most anons on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.57785165]

It took Nvidia years to recover from supply shortages when Bitcoin was eating up all the graphics cards. There's no way Nvidia is going to have a handle on this supply ai problem for a long time. TMSC doesn't magically open new fabs in months.

[Anonymous No.57785168]

>>57785075
female natural gas bros, we're eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.57785175]

>>57785108
Kek. Rocker probably going to lose his SNAP gains, and then some.

[Anonymous No.57785180]

>>57785108
I'm not happy about NYCB right now. I blame you. I'm assuming you sold me out to your Rabbi got another Corvette or something. You better fix this and make it right.

[Anonymous No.57785190]

>>57785180
>It's over.

[Anonymous No.57785194]

>>57785036
I’ll pray for you anon, who knows maybe it will work out.

[Anonymous No.57785202]

>>57785044
This is an acceptable reason
Fuck kikes

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785210]

Any good buys?

[Anonymous No.57785217]

>>57785190
Rocker really does resemble a porky pig.

[Anonymous No.57785221]

>>57785036
Didn't Soros baghold RIVN?

[Anonymous No.57785224]

>>57785190
It's not over unless the stock gets delisted
>>57785217
I do not chud! Take it back!

[Anonymous No.57785228]

>>57785217
>Come home.
>Turn on PC.
>Log into Brokerage account.
>Look at NYCB.
>It's over.

[Anonymous No.57785231]

Any bull case to buy NYCB bags? Cheapies

[Anonymous No.57785233]

>>57785224
What was that? Didn't hear you over the sound of oinking

[Anonymous No.57785252]

>>57785233
Guess im going to have to get the based moderators involved. Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, chuds!

[Anonymous No.57785273]

>>57785180
I’m getting some FRC vibes from all of this. Good assets will be slurped up by another bank. Bad assets and shit will be dumped in shareholders. Long ass hold so I hope the dividends are worth it.

[Anonymous No.57785295]

Is NYCB a good buy?

[Anonymous No.57785297]

>>57785273
If it doesn't work out I'm out like $450. I'll get over it. Plus I'll have a nice story about how I owned shares in a bank that collapsed. It would be the beginning of the complete downfall of New York which we would all enjoy watching that happen. But I doubt they go under. It's slowly starting to recoover pre-market. There are going to be some very hungry slurpers waiting at open.

[Anonymous No.57785316]

in my 30's, never kissed a woman, never will. comfy.

[Anonymous No.57785327]

>>57785316
Good for you anon. Like 90% of western women now have herpes anyway. Get yourself an nice 2d girl and the both of you can laugh together at women with cold sores all over their faces.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785335]

MARA computer doing a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.57785355]

>>57785316
Invest in a passport. The balkans are calling you my fren.

[Anonymous No.57785361]

Will he save us wework bros?

[Anonymous No.57785366]

>>57785295
Yes, and by that I mean kiss your money good bye.

(Verification not required)

[Anonymous No.57785367]

>>57785316
you must be crazy ugly and/or autistic

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785370]

>>57785361
I was just thinking about this shit again. Did anyone buy stock/calls? Fidelity doesn't let me buy anything unless I call them, I might.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57785374]

>>57785180
The good thing about New York Community Bank is they let everybody from the community in. Illegals Aliens (whom are poisoning our once great country), Crack Heads, Drug Dealers, it's a real community bank.

[Anonymous No.57785377]

California girls
They're unforgettable
Daisy dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
They'll melt your popsicle
Ooh oh ooh
Ooh oh ooh

[Anonymous No.57785379]

It's not a bubble unless my female broker is invested, too.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57785383]

>>57785377
California girls are guys dude.

[Anonymous No.57785393]

>>57785374
Ok that's fine but can you like call George soros and tell him to buy another 20 million shares?

[Anonymous No.57785397]

>>57785370
Etoro won’t let me but presumably because it’s in bankruptcy. Now that they’ve got rid of all his retarded lease deals they’ll hopefully make some money again

[Anonymous No.57785401]

Ism manufacturing pmi in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.57785404]

>>57785367
Neither, i just don't find women worth the drama or effort. They're nice to look at but that's about it.

[HARBINGER OF MIDCAPS No.57785427]

>everyone invests in generative ai development
>it’s a huge success
>they turn on the vanguard ai
>it tells them to invest in VO
>nobody listens
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57785433]

>>57785383
You´re telling me it´s not like the Californication series at all?

[Anonymous No.57785448]

Any Xcel bros..? It's all ogre

[Anonymous No.57785480]

>>57785433
Used to be 20 years ago. People forget California had a Republican governor back then even if it was Arnie.

[Anonymous No.57785492]

>>57785297
I’d really rather New York didn’t die just yet since I’m trapped here but I do believe this state needs a reckoning with its constant bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57785509]

>>57785480
I think this sort of stuff works like a pendulum, hopefully it will go back to being a safe and warm place in LA someday

[Anonymous No.57785533]

>>57785026
>why are you using a tripcode
because the Sloorp is real

[Anonymous No.57785550]

Dell is up 27% are you fucking serious

[Anonymous No.57785558]

>>57785492
I feel like NYC collapsing would be good for NY as long as the trash that immigrated there is contained/deported.

[Anonymous No.57785578]

>>57785533
sloorp deez nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVE4u3e26YQ

[Anonymous No.57785589]

>>57785404
I'm sure they're devastated to hear that

[Anonymous No.57785592]

>>57785143
Do the needful, sir.

[Anonymous No.57785628]

>>57785578
gottem!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57785629]

>>57785558
NYC is fucked, the hordes of illegals and bipocs run the streets and the progressive policies by the government have created an atmosphere that attracts more locusts to just destroy everything until they swarm and move onto the suburbs, where they will do it all again. There is no hope for them, even The Great White Hope Donald J. Trump has been b& from doing business in the city. It's a damn shame what happens when you let these leftist politicians with their illusions of grandeur get into office, FFS they're letting the illegals vote just so they can maintain their iron grip on power.

[Anonymous No.57785652]

uraniumchads…

[Anonymous No.57785662]

>>57785550
dude!

[Anonymous No.57785675]

>>57785150
NVDA is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.57785685]

Kodak bros we finally made it. Took us 35 years but we recovered.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785689]

>>57785662

[Anonymous No.57785693]

Will winning the NGAD contract in May pump LMT. It's been slagging for a while now.

[Anonymous No.57785750]

>>57785589
Nah I'm not a catch

[Anonymous No.57785752]

>>57785558
It needs a good collapse but I know they’ll never kick these fucking mutants out
>>57785629
NYC is rightfully doomed I just wish it wouldn’t take the rest of the state with it
I’m loading up on XOM to flee eventually

[Anonymous No.57785785]

>>57785629
Don't forget your brother's and sister's building tunnels.

[Anonymous No.57785811]

Folks, i must thank you for showing this 31 year old man the joys of watching lines go up. Even if my 36k a year wage doesnt give me much to invest.

[Anonymous No.57785821]

>>57785316
How much money do you have

[Anonymous No.57785822]

>he didnt went long on AMD yesterday


NGMI

[Anonymous No.57785827]

>>57785785
I didn´t know that Gaza looked this clean

[Anonymous No.57785852]

Nice day to not be a
NO
OIL
NIGGER
but always glad I have a little NATGAS no matter what too.

[Anonymous No.57785864]

>>57785821
my portfolio is only about 160k

[Anonymous No.57785871]

>>57785864
lmao. get a dog

[Anonymous No.57785882]

>>57785871
stop encouraging incels to fuck dogs

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785906]

NVDA 800 in premarket
AMD closing in to 200
nice

[Anonymous No.57785940]

>>57785685
>Nikki 225 recovers
>Kodak recovers
>China entering a recession turning all the China is the future tards into eternal Baggies
>higher longer
>Golden Landing
>AI Millennium Empire
>Biden uploading his brain to the Presidential AI purging Woodrow Wilson and Lyndon B Johnson from the system wiping the slate clean
I don't know how Biden did it. But he did it.

[Anonymous No.57785950]

>>57785785

[Anonymous No.57786026]

>>57785950
kek

[Anonymous No.57786049]

THE MAGNIFICENT 7:
NVDA: 800
AAPL: 179
MSFT: 412
GOOGL: 138
AMZN: 176
META: 489
TSLA: 201

[Anonymous No.57786053]

Market opens and my Dell weeklies are gonna be worth $4500. What should I buy? More DELL?

[Anonymous No.57786055]

>>57786026

[Anonymous No.57786061]

>>57786055
Is that a real girl or AI?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786077]

>>57786053
Very nice anon. I would slurp more LAAC and LUNR but I don't know if there's anything better. This market looks very gay to me right now.

[Anonymous No.57786080]

>>57786055
Needs continuity in the art style

[Anonymous No.57786086]

>>57786061
Whats the difference. Youll be jacking off to them through your VR goggles in 10 years anyways

[Anonymous No.57786094]

>>57785871
You mispelled cat.

[Anonymous No.57786097]

>>57784838
I gave $200 to a Hamas charity and $200 to UNRWA lmao

[Anonymous No.57786112]

>>57786077
LAAC - tell me more

[Anonymous No.57786116]

>>57786080
Let the AI have fun it might create something really fun.

[Anonymous No.57786122]

>>57785005
>>57785005
>>57785005
migrate

[Anonymous No.57786128]

first

[Anonymous No.57786133]

I received an inflation compensation on my salary, it was basically double the amount what I earn normally and... now I realize how shit my salary really is. And here comes the best part, it's not even that much too. 50+ hours/week plus working 3/4 weekends for 2.1k after tax, rent and insurance. Fuck me, when did things become this bad?

[Anonymous No.57786151]

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786164]

>>57786112
Extremely undervalued lithium mining company in Argentina. It's a spinoff of LAC, which has also been rallying. I got in at $4 and planned to hold until at least $10, but I sold some covered calls at 5$ and I think I'm gonna executed, sigh. My bull thesis is that the new govt will cut regulations and promote mining so they should do well. But, I don't hold a ton, just around 1% of my folio. I might slurp more later but tech slop has been good recently.

[Anonymous No.57786171]

>>57786080
i like it retarded

[Anonymous No.57786177]

BYND - Net margin -210%. How is this even possible? No one is buying their bug burgers?

[Anonymous No.57786178]

My LDOS is up breddy nice, it just keeps reaching. Imagine being a
NO
LDOS
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57786181]

>>57786133
Just stop paying tax and rent.

[Anonymous No.57786183]

>tfw my $AAPL short is going to print today xD

[Anonymous No.57786191]

>>57786183
Weren't you saying not to short apple the past few months?

[Anonymous No.57786197]

Gentlemen, I have just purchased 10 shares of AMD.
Should this work in my favor and I make a nice profit, I will put a stop loss in to secure my money, then use my earnings to purchase a Intel CPU and a Nvidia graphics card for the new computer I'm assembling.

[Anonymous No.57786205]

i have 35k in a money market account should i just start slowly reinvesting into an index fund or wait for a red day and go all in, seems retarded to get in at ATH right now

[Anonymous No.57786209]

>>57786191
yes
after having said to short aapl
do you not see the double top that's formed on aapl???
time to switch tactics and pull it

[Anonymous No.57786218]

>>57786133
>2.1k
That aint so bad I live off of 1.9k
>50+ hours
Oh....time to get a new job anon

[Anonymous No.57786229]

>>57786209
I was the guy who made money shorting them over new years. I'm just kind of surprised to see people legitimately agreeing with me now.

[Anonymous No.57786265]

Every now and then ThinkorSwim glitches out and shows stuff like this. Sadly it's only +153%, kek.

[Anonymous No.57786294]

>>57786205
DCA all the way.
Although SPY seems to always dip in late September or early October so that's another good buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.57786312]

Jesus fuck, guess my BYND puts arent gonna be worth shit. There's no way the company stays this high though for another two weeks though right...?

[Anonymous No.57786325]

>>57785652
KING

[Anonymous No.57786328]

SOXL sisters, are we going to 10% today?

[Anonymous No.57786330]

I'm buying bitfarms calls today

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786333]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57786335]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57786341]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57786342]

why do gamblecoins keep pumping?
what even is the point of stock market anymore?
my country's stock market's liquidity is drying up because of crypto craze.

[Anonymous No.57786346]

What the heck was that? ;)

[Anonymous No.57786348]

>>57786335
Based

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786369]

>Chainlink flat
>GLNK up 10.5%
I wonder who could be causing this.

[Anonymous No.57786375]

Just 30x my money on dell calls. Thanks boys.

[Anonymous No.57786384]

>>57786328
10% down

[Anonymous No.57786387]

Sold my 2 DELL calls at open for $6500, GG lads but I don't have the stones to hold all day through a Friday. What to do with my gains?

[Anonymous No.57786393]

>>57786328
easily

[Anonymous No.57786397]

ARDX keeps going up. I'm up 125% on this one. Keep pumping.

[Anonymous No.57786398]

Don’t tell me you don’t have any Banxa in your portfolio anon $bnxa $bnxaf

[Anonymous No.57786401]

>>57786205
>If you investment horizon is long—at least 25 or 30 years—there is
only one sensible approach: Buy every month, automatically, and
whenever else you can spare some money. The single best choice for
this lifelong holding is a total stock-market index fund. Sell only when
you need the cash (for a psychological boost, clip out and sign your
“Investment Owner’s Contract”—which you can find on p. 225)

[Anonymous No.57786415]

Goodbye 60 dollars

[Anonymous No.57786419]

>>57786335
Based.

[Anonymous No.57786438]

>>57786330

how far out

[Anonymous No.57786452]

>>57785180
reminder to never take advice from fat people
how can this guy be trusted with finances if he can't even control his calories?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786480]

>>57786330
Same.

[Anonymous No.57786483]

ABSOLUTE FACT THATS WRITTEN IN STONE:

THE MARKET ONLY GOES UP

[Anonymous No.57786505]

morning everyone

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786511]

>>57786330
>>57786438
>>57786480
FWIW the Argie BITF stock is 4% up today
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/bitf?countrycode=ar
But I'm not sure on what the difference is.

[Anonymous No.57786516]

ooooooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.57786524]

>>57786505
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.57786541]

Fuck me meant to sell off some of my SOUN puts at open today

[Anonymous No.57786554]

[Anonymous No.57786557]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57786572]

>>57786541
I WANT AI TO MAKE SOME ANTI SEMETIC videos to crash the market.

[Anonymous No.57786578]

Well boys it’s been a very long 2 years and my $44 cost avg soxl is green again

[Anonymous No.57786580]

I should have listened to the smart Anons who started selling last week

[Anonymous No.57786585]

>>57786578
keeping or dumping?

[Anonymous No.57786588]

Just made 4k on FUBO calls. Was looking at swinging RILY, heavily shorted and for good reason.
Anyone else here play with RILY? I know they're being investigated, but are all the claims baseless?

[Anonymous No.57786591]

NTAP is criminally underrated.

[Anonymous No.57786601]

>>57786578
You didnt average down?

[Anonymous No.57786606]

>>57786348
>>57786419

[Anonymous No.57786608]

>NYCB halted trading
Bullish

[Anonymous No.57786621]

bobo is lurking.. biding his time..

[Anonymous No.57786623]

>>57786601
Was out of money. My biggest regret is watching $6 come and go.
>>57786585
I have covered $45 calls and if they are exercised at market end, so it goes.

[Anonymous No.57786629]

>>57786623
Yeah I hear you.

[Anonymous No.57786637]

>>57786608
That queer Jay needs to margin call all these fuckers NOW. This bullshit has gone on way too long

[Anonymous No.57786641]

>>57786133
German anon, country is fucked gay and cucked

[Anonymous No.57786652]

I'm still learning how to cross the spread on buying LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.57786658]

Dude i'm getting a dell.

[Anonymous No.57786665]

>>57786578
holy fuck I knew anons like you are still here
u realize how lucky you are 3x etf broke even after 2 years? have you learned your lesson?

[Anonymous No.57786672]

what do now?

[Anonymous No.57786674]

>>57786133
'Inflation compensation'? Where the fuck do you live and what do you do for a living?

[Anonymous No.57786685]

>>57786665
I was swinging at the time and got the rope. Idk if I’ve learned yet. Ready to finally release this $25k though.

[Anonymous No.57786691]

>>57786578
lmao meanwhile SOXX is up +33%

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786699]

>>57786578
based retard

[Anonymous No.57786711]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57786726]

>>57786578
Were you at least selling covered calls while you waited? What did you buy with the dividends?

[Anonymous No.57786727]

>>57786711
There we go.

[Anonymous No.57786728]

>>57786711
ism data scamwick

[Anonymous No.57786730]

LLY CHADS
WE BACK AT 780 TODAY

[Anonymous No.57786731]

>>57786699
thanks

[Anonymous No.57786733]

>>57786711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJiA0FUHcr0

[Anonymous No.57786734]

>>57786711
>Pamp it

[Anonymous No.57786735]

>>57786711
news candle, ISM manufacturing and consumer sentiment at 10am
https://finviz.com/

[Anonymous No.57786737]

My new Retard Trading style is successful thusfar

[Anonymous No.57786751]

Well, I just managed to make back the money I lost in the past year in a single night. Time to be more careful going forward.

[Anonymous No.57786756]

[Anonymous No.57786761]

>>57786751
Good on you, anon.

[Anonymous No.57786763]

ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786766]

>>57786751
based
Why did y'all bet on Dell though? I don't know shit about them except that they make mediocre business machines.

[Anonymous No.57786782]

>>57786751
Congrats anon

[Anonymous No.57786785]

Did Dell say AI in their earnings call?

[Anonymous No.57786794]

>LLY literally has a VP with the last name Ashkenazi

[Anonymous No.57786796]

>>57786785
Commercial AI powered laptops. Fuck consumers

[Anonymous No.57786797]

>>57786557
It's a breddy gud day to be a XOMite, glad I boughted another share yesterday.
>>57786578
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57786802]

>>57786785
Laid off a shitload of people and paid less in taxes I think.

[Anonymous No.57786803]

>>57786751
dude you're getting a dell

[Anonymous No.57786808]

>>57786728
if any of these bother you, you are somewhere on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.57786814]

>>57786591
>not NATGAS AND OIL
>underrated
>>57786737
What's the system?

[Anonymous No.57786817]

>>57786672
>>57786658
>>57786387
>>57786766
Dell is the new SMCI. $200 in the next 60 days.

NVDA, DELL, and AMD have made my 1k into almost 10.

[Anonymous No.57786820]

>>57786794
First time researching pharma companies?

[Anonymous No.57786821]

>>57786766
A while back, I bought a single contract at .80 on earnings and it jumped to 8 dollars afterwards and I had a flash of insight from that. Just blind faith and luck on my part.

[Anonymous No.57786822]

>>57786751
Nice, wish i sized up too but gg
>>57786766
The priced in move was crazy high, saw some analyst report on them mentioned muh AI went for two standard deviations off that spread and here we are. For me it was the implied move and luck.

[Anonymous No.57786827]

Next week on /smg/
I actually DO do business with quite a few of these companies
I used to work at one of them, kind of

[Anonymous No.57786830]

>>57786820
No but that last name is funny in particular

[Anonymous No.57786842]

>>57786737
imitating what retards pump in beoble/biz isn't a trading style

[Anonymous No.57786844]

>>57786827
I do business with some of these companies!

[Anonymous No.57786861]

I got back on Robinhood after losing a couple grand last year on options (gambling). Starting slow with $500. I bought Nokia. Am I as retarded as I think I am?

[Anonymous No.57786876]

>>57786822
implied moves on the options chains are one of the most powerful tools, you don't even have to trade options to benefit from it, I use it to find companies to short

[Anonymous No.57786879]

>>57786578
same
though i was buying up cheapies to cover the losses in the mean time

[Anonymous No.57786880]

>>57786827
I LIKE BOBOS THAT WEAT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH
I TAKE HER IF I HAD ONE WISH
BUT BOBO'S BEEN GONE SINCE THAT SUMMER
SINCE THAT SUMMER

[Anonymous No.57786883]

Friday.

How we feeling Vanguard Chads? OILbarrons? AI Lords? Gas Master's?

I wish all of you a wonderful Friday.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57786889]

Good morning poorfags.

[Anonymous No.57786895]

>>57786827
I remember BBAI from last year. I wonder what their story is?

[Anonymous No.57786903]

ARVN
Fuck I told everyone not to buy it yesterday and today it pumps? Ah well I’m out. Good luck to holders

[Anonymous No.57786906]

>place a limit order a few cents below current price
>price keeps going up
>change order to adjust to a more reasonable target
>price keeps going up

I've done this song and dance before. As soon as I buy at ask it plummets. Every single time

[Anonymous No.57786918]

I fucking love semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.57786922]

>>57786895
the BBAI story is you short their stock when it pumps for free money

[Anonymous No.57786926]

>>57786906
Hahaha I know fuck the spread... 2nd year in the market and I'm still figuring out the best way to handle that.

[Anonymous No.57786942]

>>57786926
there is no good way to handle it, the spread is dictated by hundreds of black-box algos, just start at midprice and move up, don't even get invested in the tiny 0.1% price movements

[Anonymous No.57786946]

>>57786922
Hahaha I kind of remember it being a garbage company like C3, but with the AI frenzy, I there $500 on calls for their earnings. Nothing more than a gamble.

[Anonymous No.57786948]

>>57786827
Time to load up on more Broadcom.

[Anonymous No.57786952]

Yes, yes what a wonderful bull run.
Surely this bull run is built on solid fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.57786955]

my neighbor is having a bunch of trees removed today and all i hear is the sound of chainsaw and thumping from dragging the branches into the truck. im heemed

[Anonymous No.57786976]

what did aapl do ? I mean I know literally nothing since they scavenged the corpse of steve jobs.

[Anonymous No.57786990]

>>57786827
I never know how to handle a position on brick and mortar retail stores. People always wanna try things on without having to order online, but places like the Mall are dying out, and online shopping is a monster. Do people just strictly go by the balance sheet?

They all seem like a long term short.

[Anonymous No.57786993]

>>57786976
they wasted 10 years developing an EV car only to cancel the project and FOMO into AI

[Anonymous No.57787010]

>>57786861
Terrible pick, could have gone with bitf or literally anything else. At least it's shares so you're improving.

[Anonymous No.57787011]

Noooo wait LXU don’t do this to me motherfucker fill the god damn order…

Anybody trying to exit today or everybody hodling along until collapse? Isn’t March a shitty month for stocks?

[Anonymous No.57787014]

>>57786883
OIL Barons always feel good

[Anonymous No.57787018]

>>57786952
Yes. We. I mean you need to keep purchasing. We need to keep doing. I mean you need to keep doing. What we're doing. Keep doing what you're we're doing. Ha ha haa.

[Anonymous No.57787037]

thank you for dell anons

[Anonymous No.57787041]

>>57786926
>>57786942
Right, but at NAT or just above it. Buying below NAT is usually going to result in never getting filled, unless the price comes down to meet you. If its a run up you'll NEVER get filled buying below NAT.

[Anonymous No.57787046]

Man I fucking LOVE it when I set a limit order way above ask and it fills

[Anonymous No.57787048]

BurgerFi (BFI) is the McDonald's killer

[Anonymous No.57787050]

Any other SOXL chads here with a DCA under 15?

[Anonymous No.57787057]

>>57786952
Its built on a fuckhuge bull flag that's been forming for the past 6 sessions.

[Anonymous No.57787065]

I mostly skip over the NATGAS and OIL fags, but do you guys do shares? Leveraged ETFs? Options? I've always just bought tech stocks and done 75% options

[Anonymous No.57787068]

buddy look at dell computer

[Anonymous No.57787072]

Did anybody buy ARVN yesterday? does /smg/ control the bots or something? Are they scraping the threads for tickers? How can this happen? Mention one low key bioshit and next day it rips? How normal is that?

[Anonymous No.57787075]

I am currently facing significant challenges from multiple directions, and the situation has become increasingly difficult to manage.

[Anonymous No.57787077]

>>57786827
TGT and COST may be big movers next week.

[Anonymous No.57787087]

>>57786817
Good shit bro you swinging options? The premiums on NVDA were nearly the cost of your entire account when you first started

[Anonymous No.57787088]

>>57787065
BOIL/KOLD and UCO/SCO shares

[Anonymous No.57787096]

>>57787065
The thing about commodities is that they have carry costs, so you lose your principal every single day. It's tied to a physical asset that needs to pay rent to be stored. Pull up UNG or USO and zoom all the way out. Not something you want to hold forever.

[Anonymous No.57787098]

>>57787050
Post proof NIGGER
But you won’t because you’re a LARP

[Anonymous No.57787099]

noonstork bros, we are finally gonna make it

[Anonymous No.57787110]

I hope BBAI pumps like SOUN did

[Anonymous No.57787124]

>>57787050
I'm glad any who held out were able to hold out. I know I was harsh back when the dump happened but I also know everyone doesn't have your determination.

[Anonymous No.57787128]

>>57786814
Think about stuff, then remember that everyone is retarded. So I ask myself the most retarded least rational move. Then I evaluate the proportion of retards.
And I invoke the 1st rule of stupidity. Thus growing the amount of stupid decision makers. which grows the bubble.
Are the sheep content? up it goes. Are the sheep frightened. Up it goes. Are the sheep dead. up it goes. Are the sheep eaten. Up it goes. because I'm summoning stupidity, feeding the infinite energy loop.

[Anonymous No.57787133]

>>57787098
not a richfag like some of you but to me this is a pretty good get

[Anonymous No.57787137]

>cenovus up by 2.5%
You go little guy

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787141]

Thread theme song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gBncW260pJo

[Anonymous No.57787144]

APPLE FOR FUCK SAKES SAY AI IN A PRESS RELEASE AND SAVE THE STOCK YOU FUCKING RETARDS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57787151]

ARVN going to 100? The bots are out of control.

[Anonymous No.57787152]

>>57787072
The big boys use bots to shill here. 4chan is unironically a good source of info because its a first level shill source. The anonymous posting means that psyops don’t even need to burn fake accounts every time

[Anonymous No.57787154]

>>57787099
It's finally happening, I am so happy.
Vindication is upon me.

[Anonymous No.57787159]

>>57787133
Anon you posted... it's time to cash out some of that. You know it deep down.

[Anonymous No.57787162]

>>57786817
Alright you little gooberknucker, bought some long calls and these better pay out

[Anonymous No.57787168]

>>57787133
Alright I’m mirin
Good job anon
Take some profits though

[Anonymous No.57787178]

>>57787133
I hate you
So when are you selling?

[Anonymous No.57787179]

>>57786861
Turrible pick anon.

[Anonymous No.57787180]

This is the best day of my life.

[Anonymous No.57787182]

Jelly?

[Anonymous No.57787188]

>>57787087
Yessir, I'm an options man. Bought a single deep OTM option before NVDA earnings which netted me a few thousand, then did some short term AMD options, then went into DELL last night which really paid. Pulled out 1k for bills and spending cash and reinvested again. Now that I have a decent bankroll, I can afford the premiums of longer dated options and some LEAPs. Fuckin exciting man, I think semis and AI are here to stay.

[Anonymous No.57787195]

>>57787182
Forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.57787198]

>>57787178
>IRA

[Anonymous No.57787203]

MCFNF *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

[Anonymous No.57787206]

>>57787050
$17 here

[Anonymous No.57787207]

>>57785252
not many anons will get this

[Anonymous No.57787208]

>>57785005
Is that a bullflag on AMD?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787216]

>>57787195
>4x in about a week
Wtf? Explain?

[Anonymous No.57787220]

>>57787099
Ticker?

[Anonymous No.57787234]

>>57787128
Makes good enough sense.

[Anonymous No.57787236]

>>57787216
idk I see super volatile stocks and buy calendar spreads on them, it's free money

[Anonymous No.57787243]

Fellas...

[Anonymous No.57787242]

BUDDY
I TOLD YOU
YOU GOT HOOKED ON APPLE
HOOKED!!!!

[Anonymous No.57787250]

>>57787220
MCFNF *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

[Anonymous No.57787251]

>>57787208
No
>>57787057
But he's right, there is a giant fucking bull flag that has been confirmed and is bullish on SPY right now.

[Anonymous No.57787259]

>>57787065
Eat shit FAGGOT, you should have paid attention.
>>57787096
>thinks that's why UNG and USO decay

[Anonymous No.57787260]

i think i finally understood what stank about nvidia all this time
it's not that AI isn't a great tech.
it's why *now*
the kikes just wanted something to sell to retailtards because the economy was on the verge of collapsing, they wanted to bid up the shit and piss and they conveniently found AI.
nothing special was happening in AI.
chatgpt was not that amazing. similar tech to stable diffusion had been out for a while.
they just wanted this to be the new pepsi and they'll dump as soon as the last retail baggot has bought.

[Anonymous No.57787272]

posted the udder morning

[Anonymous No.57787273]

>>57787259
the futures roll from those ETPs have a cost because of the term structure, I'm sorry I did not spell it out in middle schooler terms

[Anonymous No.57787275]

>>57787180
peak euphoria, take a break from the charts before you lose it. get used to having your gains.

[Anonymous No.57787291]

>>57787188
>I think semis and AI are here to stay.
Absolutely correct. Any good portfolio should have a solid collection of semis and AI stocks (or at least NVDA).

[Anonymous No.57787293]

>>57787180
inb4 this is the worst day of my life on Monday

[Anonymous No.57787298]

>oil over 80

it's' fucking over inflation is back

ENERGY CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

[Anonymous No.57787302]

>>57787180
agree with >>57787275
Stay safe

[Anonymous No.57787308]

I am buying april dated regional bank puts, feel pretty smug about this

[Anonymous No.57787313]

>>57787293
Probably, but I've been hodling this faggot stock for a year, and now it's finally doing something.

[Anonymous No.57787321]

>>57787243
Moe! Thanks for the table you shiester haha! Come here say hello to my lady. Good to see ya Moe good to see ya!

[Anonymous No.57787341]

>>57787195
How do they evaluate risk for their clients and how do they deal with fraud? That could make or break the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.57787349]

>>57787260
>braintlet can't understand that R&D takes time
It took a while between ChatGPT being released and products to start coming out, like Microsoft's copilot. Its only natural that a technology in its early years has lag times between being made available and being used by large companies.
Or were you also bitching about TSLA going up a lot and saying "Why EVs now when they've been available since the early 1900s?"

[Anonymous No.57787365]

>>57787349
This stuff was figured out in 2018. NVDA is mostly hype.

[Anonymous No.57787366]

>>57787203
>PENNY SCAM STOCK GOES UP ONE PENNY AFTER A RENEWED BURST OF SCAM SHILLING
WESLEY
CLARK
TONGUES
MY
ANUS

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787368]

>>57787195
>>57787341
Is this joinroot.com? Looks very cool if so. They use the phone's sensors to gauge which kind of driver you are. Sprinkle some AI and seems like a wall street hit.

[Anonymous No.57787373]

i'm making too much money

[Anonymous No.57787378]

>>57787368
>joinroot.com
Oh I thought it was infosec insurance.
Damn if I had known about this last year I would have dumped a few $k into it.

[Anonymous No.57787381]

>>57787366
It's nearly doubled in the last couple of weeks, volume trades finally happening. Don't miss out being sour grapes fren.

[Anonymous No.57787382]

>>57787365
I'm equally long and short in SOXL and SOXS right now. Made a bad trade trying to predict lackluster NVDA earnings. Nerfed. So, I feel like a jackass now.

But I know a lot of these other companies in the index are overvalued. NVDA's cool. Even SMCI, AMD, I'm not fuckin' with those guys. But there's like 27 other stocks in the index

[Anonymous No.57787385]

>>57787373
Checked. Thats because soon, wheel barrows of it will be worthless.

[Anonymous No.57787386]

>>57787373
Same. I sold a large stake of my SOXL.

[Anonymous No.57787401]

>imagine telling your grandkids you could have bought SPY at sub 400 but you sat on cash because you though it would go lower
And just like that SPY 500 became the Generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.57787405]

>>57787365
this. it had been around for a while. the timing was mega sus.
>>57787349
it's not about lag times faggot. it's about how they latched onto this new shiny thing and made a bubble out of it.
which now has limited time until it pops and takes out retail again.
tsla is perhaps the dumbest example you could use to support your point lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.57787418]

>>57787251
Yeah?

[Anonymous No.57787426]

Nvidia isn't even that highly priced comparatively. They will easily beat earnings 2024 and on forward earnings will be cheaper than shit like Apple and Microsoft.

The only real question is can they maintain 2024 style revenue for 10 years into the future. I think not.

[Anonymous No.57787429]

>>57787405
Anon seeing a cloud shaped like a Bear is not TA... besides the Quantz already priced in cloud formations as a predictor of market futures centuries ago.

[Anonymous No.57787432]

>>57787381
>~50%
>nearly doubled
Must have hit some fresh MARKS on TWATTER.

[Anonymous No.57787434]

>>57787418
why is this slightly tilted. fix it now

[Anonymous No.57787438]

ARM still treating me right.

[Anonymous No.57787442]

TOTAL

EV

DEATH

[Anonymous No.57787444]

OIL LADS

[Anonymous No.57787446]

>>57787429
>seeing a cloud shaped like a Bear is not TA
STRONGLY
DISAGREE

[Anonymous No.57787448]

>>57787429
what in the actual fuck are you talking about
did you mean to type that at me?
i didn't mention TA you tard

[Anonymous No.57787457]

>>57787444
fuckin
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

and fuck yeah pilled.

[Anonymous No.57787459]

>>57787432
Nah, they spud their first well after fighting the German government to get a drilling lease for the last year.

[Anonymous No.57787461]

God I'm so happy the EV bubble is finally popping. The day I wake up to Tesla at $25 will be a good day.

[Anonymous No.57787466]

>>57787313
iktfb

[Anonymous No.57787471]

>>57787373
https://youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM?si=OwjbGiI1oqkx6hTA&t=835

[Anonymous No.57787472]

someone check the oven

[Anonymous No.57787482]

>>57787461
>The day I wake up to Tesla at $25 will be a good day.
s*ys will find ever new ways of mental gymnastics to convince themselves why Tesla is going go $50k as kathie woods once said or something.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57787505]

>>57787500
>>57787500
>>57787500
>>57787500

[Anonymous No.57787510]

>mfw I sold SOXL yesterday
>goes up 9% today

[Anonymous No.57787514]

>>57787459
https://www.bing.com/search?q=wesley+clark+stock+scams

[Anonymous No.57787528]

>>57787510
Profit is profit, fren. Don't let it bother you. Always more opportunities.

[Anonymous No.57787552]

>>57787418
Yeah that's not a bullflag. It's euphoria. Your euphoria has made you blind.

[Anonymous No.57787559]

>AI powered laptop
Wtf does that shit even mean nigga and that’s enough to spike a Dell, Wall Street is on crack

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57787588]

>>57787378
I'm not 100% sure tho, phoneposting right now and don't feel like checking, but added to my watchlist.

[Anonymous No.57787602]

>>57787405
I'm going to continue to sit here and enjoy my massive NVDA gains why you cry and bellyache like a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.57787614]

>>57787559
They sell servers you dumbass nigger

[Anonymous No.57787644]

>>57787386
I sold my whole bag at $46.66
Then it kept going.
I can’t watch…

[Anonymous No.57787662]

>>57787559
>>57787614
Right, Dell is going up for the same reason SMCI went up. They sell a lot of server technology that's being used by the same guys buying up all the NVDA cards to use for AI.

[Anonymous No.57787737]

UEC BROTHERS?

[Anonymous No.57788022]

>>57785005
What is the best S&P 500 index fund for an European?

[Anonymous No.57788718]

>>57788022
>iShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF (Acc) (IE00B5BMR087)
>Vanguard S&P 500 UCITS ETF (IE00B3XXRP09)
These seem good. Expense ratio is 0.07% per year.