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57778846 No.57778846 [Reply] [Original]

My net worth is $2k. How do I increase this to $200k in a year without getting out of my house and without risking the existing $2k? no bully and non-meme answers please

>> No.57778916

>>57778846
Suck a whole bunch of dicks. Otherwise, just gamble. What a stupid fucking thread, fuck you nigger

>> No.57778957
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57778957

>>57778846
Get a job that pays 198k after tax and expenses. The year is moving along though so you'll have to negotiate for a higher salary, anon.

>> No.57779162

>>57778957
dont have any reason to get a 200k job. any other ideas?

>> No.57779206

>>57778846
Look up a stock called PLUG. It dips to around 2.50ish dollars every month and then shoots back up to 4.20ish once a month in a week period. Buy those low prices and then sell when it hits that price 3-4 market days later. Literally happens every month. This is not financial advice of course just look at the patterns for yourself and do your own research.

>> No.57779232

>>57778846
so you want to make 200k without getting a job, gambling your 2k hard, or even leaving the house. That's a tough one anon

>> No.57779257

>>57779232
>without getting a job
i didn't say that anon. but I do not have any reason to get a high paying WFH job, unless you're willing to give me one?

>> No.57779276

>>57778846
Kneepads. Simple as.

>> No.57779612

Bump

>> No.57779634

>>57779162
>dont have any reason to get a 200k job
Your reason to get the job is to get the 200k that you are inquiring about. Simple as

>> No.57779658
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57779658

>>57778846
Have a bump

>> No.57779702
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57779702

>>57778846
All I can offer you is this pickle sir.

Is it enough?

>> No.57779876

>>57779634
Wait I mean there’s no reason someone would give me a high paying 200k WGH job

>> No.57779881

>>57778846
RLC will 100x

>> No.57779886

>>57779658
Thanks

>>57779702
No thanks

>> No.57779897

>>57778846
have people come over
suck their dicks for money because you sound like a little bitch

>> No.57779910

>>57779897
no bully pls

>> No.57779912
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57779912

>>57779881
rlc can 100x honey badger knows a thing or two about 100x because ho bag erc is soon to rocket 100x and you have to get in or you will be homeless and no badgers will let you suck their dongs out of mercy and instead will laugh at your tiny penis buy $hoba now or suffer the consequence beta cuck

>> No.57779916

>>57778846
buy knee pads for $20 and suck 198.020 dicks for $1

>> No.57779941

>>57778846
Best way to build your nw is a high paying job. Bottom line. 2k is just too small of a stack.

>> No.57779942

>>57779916
no meme answer pls

>> No.57779949

>>57779941
high paying job how? no experience

>> No.57779995

>>57779942
it's not a meme answer, supply and demand
you have lots of demand if you offer dick sucking for $1

>> No.57780034

>>57779910
sorry that was mean but seriously anon
no risk no reward
literally an axiom of nature

>> No.57780239

>>57779949
You can get experience sucking dick "on the job"

>> No.57780754

>>57778846
hail marry your net worth into sol shitcoins
shit like SDA, Phauntem or DOOMER are criminally undervalued rn

>> No.57780957
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57780957

Typical Doomer

>> No.57781029

>>57780239
no bully pls

>> No.57781314

>>57779162
>>57779257
>dont have any reason
Are you ESL? This is worded a bit badly. It sounds like you mean to say there's no reason anyone would give you a high paying WFH job, but the way you're saying it sounds like you personally see no reason in getting a high paying WFH job, which clearly isn't the case since it satisfies the criteria of making money and not leaving the house.