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57777156 No.57777156 [Reply] [Original]

Say you get $100,000 for every finger you lose. How many fingers do you sacrifice and which ones?

>> No.57777176

Give up all 12 of them and have $1.2 million

>> No.57777182

>>57777156
I am willing to fund this for interested anons.

>> No.57777185

none

>> No.57777194

wedding ring finger, am I right fellow losers?

>> No.57777198
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>>57777156
i play guitar, so none

>> No.57777200

>>57777156
Left ring finger and nothing else. That has nothing to do with marriage btw. It just that I'm right handed and the ring finger is the least practically useful finger.

>> No.57777203

>>57777156
0

>> No.57777212

>>57777198
Jerry Garcia was missing one

>> No.57777214

>>57777198
You can play guitar with no fingers retard

>> No.57777229

>>57777156
jews already stole my foreskin, they'll never steal my fingers for any amount of money. fuck you kike.

>> No.57777238

>>57777156
none ofcourse
make it a million at least ffs

>> No.57777253

>>57777212
is that why the grateful dead were so shit?

>> No.57777292

>>57777182
alright lets do this shit. i'll give up both ring fingers and both index fingers so i can at least still jack off fuck with me

>> No.57777345

Tiny finger opposite thumb right hand where money

>> No.57777363

>>57777214
My curiosity is the only thing preventing me from calling you a retard...
Demonstrate this fingerless guitar playing, or show a video of it happening.

>> No.57777371

>>57777156
None, 100k isn't going to cover the prosthetic replacement for your fingers. Not worth it.

>> No.57777377

>>57777156
Double it and give it to the next person.

>> No.57777388

>>57777156
None. I use every finger to type my 4chan posts or play vidya. It would also fuck up my lifts.

>> No.57777392

>>57777156
not a single of my fingers is for sale
my toes on the other hand lol

>> No.57777402

>>57777156
-1

I would take the finger of the person who made the offer.

>> No.57777420

>>57777156
Here is a better one, for every finger you lose you gain 1 inch of length and girth. How many fingers would you be willing to part with to have a massive cock?

Inch only applies to Amerimutts, Eurocucks and Asians only gain a Centimeter for each finger they lose.

>> No.57777436

>>57777402
You'd bite off his dick, but you'd suck to completion first, you total faggot.

>> No.57777471

>>57777420
can I take an inch off my dick to get an extra finger, then give that extra finger up for 100k?

>> No.57777475

>>57777156
Money isn’t everything faggot

>> No.57777486

>>57777471
gonna make it

>> No.57777490

>>57777475
fingers arent everything

>> No.57777508

>>57777420
2 pinkies no problem

>> No.57777521

>>57777182
Bet. Both pinky fingers.

>> No.57777525

>>57777156
None, what the fuck? I'm already rich, I'm not losing a finger for just $100k. You know what I don't think I'd do it even for $100 billion. I like my fucking fingers.

>> No.57777797

>>57777490
I’ll finger your mom tho.

>> No.57777993

Oh, is this like a stealth Kaiji thread?

>> No.57778010

>>57777198
You don't need your pinkies

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>>57778010

>> No.57778070

>>57777200
the pinky is the strongest contributor for ur grip strength retard

>> No.57778078

>>57777420
>Inch only applies to Amerimutts, Eurocucks and Asians only gain a Centimeter for each finger they lose.
That's fair; Amerimutts need it more

>> No.57778090

Inches are objectively superior to centimeters. It's a more natural measurement

>> No.57778096

>>57777156
>Chop off OPs fingers
>Assume ownership
>Trade 8 fingers for $800,000
>Feed thumbs to my cat

>> No.57778097

>>57777156
>>57777156
both small fingers.

first i was thinking i keep only midlefingers and thumb. but then i was thinking i need more finger for wasd when playing computer.
and for wiping my ass.

>> No.57778126

>>57777200
> the ring finger is the least practically useful finger.
you cant play fps computer game anymore
you need it for wasd

>> No.57778144

>>57777156
I'm not losing a damn finger and I'm getting away with $500k stacking and Tapping on XTP in the crypto payment space, you deluded negative thinking pleb of an OP.

>> No.57778147

>>57777345
>>57778097
Little finger is a bad choice. Without it you lose like half of your grip strength.

>> No.57778160

>>57777156
0

>> No.57778170

>>57778147
i doubt this.
also for what do need i grip strength ?

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>>57778147
>bro you are literally the dumbest person i have ever had the displeasure of reading a reply from do you not understand basic math the little finger is a terrible choice to lose because it plays one of the most critical functions in a strong grip the average male penis is just over 5 inches long and my honey badger-themed penis is over 15 feet long so why on earth would i ever sacrifice any part of my finger to get money that would likely just be lost on bad investments like the $hoba pump and dump

>> No.57778209

>>57777156
bye bye pinkies ez choice

>> No.57778214

>>57778170
Your bf will be disappointed

>> No.57778235

Permanently compromising the integrity of your body for a singular boost in raw currency is a supremely retarded idea.

>> No.57778260

>>57778235
i remember people was selling kidneys in asia to get an new iphone

>> No.57778309
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>>57778260
i can see you're a moron who has never held a conversation without sounding like a buffoon if you actually think that giving up fingers in exchange for some shitty fiat currency is a good idea maybe you should go ahead and sell your kidneys too what could go wrong i remember people selling their kidneys in asia to buy a new iphone too so why not follow in their footsteps like a dumbass and make the worst decisions of all time go ahead we'll all point at you and laugh it'll be hilarious

>> No.57778318

>>57777777

>> No.57778327

>>57778170
>>57778202
Sorry, I forgot /biz/ is a board full of faggots that don’t do anything more strenuous than jerking off. My mistake.

>> No.57778351

>>57778309
i want say there are people who do more for less.

2 little fingers for 200k usa $ is a better deal

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>>57778097

> He doesn't wipe his ass using his feet

NGMI

>> No.57778405

also there was a guy freezing and loosing all fingers fon purpose for 0$ becouse he wanted to be more like a dog. i have the pictures somewhere.

lmao

>> No.57778416

>>57777156
none cause i already have a few bitcoins. 100k is nothing.

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>>57777156
>Every finger you lose
Infinite money glitch incoming.

>> No.57778607

>>57777363
1 Hand is broken and wallet empty
2 Get random offer to fix issues
3 ????
4 Profit

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>>57778434
How the fuck

>> No.57780149

>>57777156
I’ll take YOUR fingers unless you give ME $100,000 OP. what do?

>> No.57780329

>>57778070
ring finger and pinky are not the same finger, you black nigger.

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>>57778434
WTFFFFFFFF

>> No.57780410

>>57777176
fpbp

>> No.57780421

>>57778434
kek

>> No.57780425

>>57778434
wtf is this real

>> No.57780438

>>57777176
how do you have 12 fingers

>> No.57780450

Holy fucking shit /biz/ y'all are poor as hell. Reading this thread..man what the fuck

>> No.57780452

>>57777363
https://youtu.be/F4oaIiDrLi4

>> No.57780485

>>57777156
all of them
get prosthetics for a few hundred thousands
worth it in the end

>> No.57780556

>>57777253
And yet so many know his name and you post on a Mongolian guinea pig fighting forum

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>>57777253
Rap isn't music.

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>>57777176

Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.57780778

>>57777392
you have toes on one of your hands? How?

>> No.57780790

>>57777156
Might consider sacrificing a pinky for $1MM. 100k is way too low.

>> No.57780855

>>57777777

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>>57777156
I sacrifice all of YOUR fingers, anon
Then i invest in coins, some in the big ones like the classics btc, some in smaller ones that are consistent like vinu, some in shitcoins, etc
At the end of the round, i'll buy you new fingers, cut them off once they heal, get more money and repeat the process over and over again.
Don't worry anon, i'm sure we can get you some prosthetic fingers in the meantime you're fingerless no problem

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>>57777156
im gonna be rich!

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>>57777156
I would sacrifice my hand completely if I could get enough money to buy the villager from blocklords.