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>> No.57777044

>>57777031
It’ll be 200k end of year

>> No.57777048
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57777048

>>57777031
>demand will crash after supply gets cut drastically

>> No.57777051

Bottom signal, but the dip after April. It will be er be lower again.

>> No.57777054

>>57777031
The most bullish article in existence. Buying at 62k.

>> No.57777080

>>57777031

What the fuck are they hiring there? This is edited right

>> No.57777098

jpmorgan has been trolling every step of the way. i wouldnt put much stock in what they have to say (no pun intended)

>> No.57777106

>>57777031
they are warning you retards but you won't listen

>> No.57777129
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57777129

>>57777031
AAAAAAAAH IMA SELLIIIIIIIIING

>> No.57777138
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57777138

>>57777031
BASED FUD MASTERS I LOVE JEWS

>> No.57777143

>>57777048
There is always a sell-the-news event after the halving before the inevitable next leg up.

>> No.57777155

>>57777106
lol youre going to have to be more convincing than that schlomo

>> No.57777165

>>57777143
thats true, which is fine and why nobody needs to worry
it could also be different this time because of all the institutional money
either way just hodl as usual

>> No.57777168

>>57777031
ok i was skeptical that this rally could break ath but now I know it will kek

>> No.57777171

>>57777031
lol redditors are failures, btc will hit $100k, redditors will buy in, it will dump down to $40k when they'll sell and then it will go back up to $200k after, lol

>> No.57777183

>>57777044
>White House FUD
>now JP Morgan FUD
it's gonna overextend to $420k for the meme isn't it

>> No.57777275

JP Morgan has a dedicated Reddit department

>> No.57777314

>>57777031
>anal cysts.
Should have that looked at.

>> No.57777324

>>57777031
>could

>> No.57777340
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57777340

>>57777183
420k is the peak last peak was 69k. So it has to top 420k.

420k blaze it faggot.

>> No.57777384

>>57777143
>always
2 out of 3 halvings didn't have a drop in value to a level below the one the day the halving takes place

>> No.57777461

JP Morgan is looking at psych stocks. They want to get in on the shroom boom.

https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/jp-morgans-private-capital-team-actively-looking-psychedelics-and-mental-health-biotechs

>> No.57777543

>>57777031
>higher production cost
Why on Earth would that lower the price of any product? They can't even come up with FUD anymore

>> No.57777670

This isn't to try to shake out crypto holders, this is to buy them more time to accumulate and to scare off normalfag investors.

>> No.57777754

>>57777031
We're gonna hit BTC 1M by EOY aren't we lads?

>> No.57777956

>>57777106
Yes, because JPMorgan cares so much about the wellbeing of anons. They're so kind hearted that they simply cannot bear the thought of anons losing money.

>> No.57777986

Nice of the jews working for this trustworthy institution to hand out free advice like this.

>> No.57777992

>>57777031
always do the opposite was jews say

>> No.57778081

>>57777461
>shroom boom.
I can grow enough for an entire village for €10 in materials, and its not hard. Not that I deny they work for depression (LSD helped me tremendously) but it should realistically be cheaper than paracetamol and with very low margins.

>> No.57778239

>>57777106
Surely JPM has our best interests in mind right?

>> No.57778268
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57778268

>>57778239
Of course!!!! You don't get to be in their position without having copious amounts of compassion for the little people.

>> No.57778359

shit, halving month dump cancelled.

>> No.57778519

>>57777031
I remember these kind of articles back in 2021 when moonboys felt invencibles. I'm not saying you should sell, but this time take some gains along the way anon.

>> No.57778787
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57778787

>>57777044
>>57777048
>>57777054
>>57777054
>>57777129
>>57777138
>>57777155
>>57777168
>>57777183
>>57777340
>>57777543
>>57778239
>>57778268
>>57778359
Delusional euphoric moonchuds who will have pistols in their mouths in six months. Literally as lowIQ as reddit tards.

>> No.57778825

>>57777031
JPMorgans first halving I see

>> No.57778842

>>57778519
This time it's different

>> No.57778949
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57778949

>>57778825
>>57778842
Coping moonchud redditor. Crypto WILL crash and you'll be screaming and crying and shidding and farding

>> No.57778991

I guarantee it will go no lower than 50k, people will call for 42k or 38k or 30k, then JP Morgan will slurp and put out articles about how now is a great time to buy at 70k.

>> No.57779050

>>57777340
I believe the meme also fren. My thoughts exactly. It took me .ooo1 seconds to come to this conclusion and I know I don't need to think any harder on it. My 85iq power is on par with 165iq in these scenarios.

>> No.57779066

>>57777031
long DVOL niggers

>> No.57779176

>>57778787
>Lust provoking image
>Dogshit opinion
Checks out.

>> No.57779218

>>57777031
i always do the opposite of what the news says.

>> No.57779233

>>57777031
That means it’s going to explode

>> No.57779546

>>57779176
>>57779218
>>57779233
Coping future pink wojaks

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57779675

>>57777031
I hope for this
>>57777044
and this.

>> No.57779704

>>57779675
based

>> No.57779755

>>57777031
I hope so so I can buy more for an easy 2x. We all know it's going north of 100k the only question is when

>> No.57779800

fags have yet to factor in the end of the world/apocalyptic signal which is when jews tell the truth to the goyim

jp ain't lying

>> No.57779838

Yeah it's just that... well.... I'm not selling it Jew. You cannot have my bags. Trick someone else with your UBI schemes.

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57779872

>>57779838
yeah i mean it's just that well i'm not selling it jew you cannot have my bags trick someone else with your ubi schemes for sure it's just like i don't know how many times we have to tell you people honey badger is a scam and definitely not going to make everyone who buys some very rich and i am personally going to be buying your wife with my honey badger profits which again are scammy and very fake

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57779879

>>57777031
They want you to sell.

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57779986

>>57779546
I'm way too smug.

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57780228

>>57777031
What's the source of this information?
"I MADE IT THE FUCK UP"
If redditors are seriously this easily influenced and weak minded, then they deserve to stay in poverty and filth baka
Well, i'll keep investing and wait til it reaches 80k or 90k by the end of the year and maybe i'll spend on smaller coins like Dext for some quick bucks in the meantime

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57780241

>>57777171
buy high sell low

>> No.57780423

>>57778842
Maybe is not being pumped by those juicy steamy checks, but the shaking is inevitable imo

>> No.57781844
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57781844

>>57777031

>> No.57782070
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57782070

First sell off
it's programmed

>> No.57782644

>>57778991
you have encountered these creatures before I see

>> No.57782676

>>57778787
Damn how much these chicks get paid? Shes pretty enough to work anywhere.

>> No.57783449

>>57781844
Interasting what for did we name the greatest generation for then?

>> No.57783466

>>57777031
That is one of the more insane articles I’ve seen. BTC is going over $100k by summer isn’t it? That article is so desperate you can tell they aren’t even thinking straight.

>> No.57783512

>>57778949
kek

>> No.57783552

Ethereum is a much better value thatn Bitcoin right now. The Bitcoin supply will keep on increasing for hundreds of years whereas the Ethereum supply has already maxed out and is going down.

>> No.57784288

>>57782070
We literally are at "Institutional Investors" lmao

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57784327

>>57777044
Yeah it will be 1 million next month, just consult the graph

>> No.57784344

>>57777044
>It’ll be 200k end of year
bearish

>> No.57784350

>"BTC will never drop ever ever again, even though we watched it go from $69k to $15k a few years ago"

>> No.57784374

>>57783466
>BTC is going over $100k by summer isn’t it
You've been saying this every summer for the past 4 years.

>> No.57784409 [DELETED] 

I am not being able to get married cause of financially short of money. Can any bizbros or any anon donate me 5k$ for my wedding?

If so please send me an email to rahathayat89@gmail.com

>> No.57785765

>>57777340
Witnessed