/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57769407]

Lone Japanese Vending Machine Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57769444]

First for LAAC

[Anonymous No.57769456]

[Anonymous No.57769490]

>>57769456
How I feel trading forex and seeing a dozen trades at -$2 before it reverses

[Anonymous No.57769557]

>>57769490
Just go long on swiss franc and short the yen. You can't lose.

[Anonymous No.57769560]

female natural gas bros, today is OUR day

[Anonymous No.57769575]

Pic rel to BTFP. Note: its believed the OCC ruling was postponed till April by the SEC meaning all banks are fair game until its implemented.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1b1ofm2/margin_calls_for_chosen_losers_in_a_rigged_market/

Next CPI: March 12
Beware the Ides of March (15)
FOMC: March 19/20
Skull and bones day 3/22

Its all coming together. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57769577]

jxn

[Anonymous No.57769592]

>>57769575
Even my ID says fuckin FLEE.
It's over in March.

[Anonymous No.57769594]

>Bob Iger dumps 80% of his shares

Ok seriously what the fuck is going on with these rich assholes selling so much lately?

[Anonymous No.57769602]

>>57769594
They're selling because soon you won't be around to consume as you're off to war

[Anonymous No.57769607]

>>57769594
Shares in what?

[Anonymous No.57769608]

>>57769594
Disney is going to zero because its woke and I hate niggers

[Anonymous No.57769618]

What are your opinion on natgas RN ?

[Anonymous No.57769625]

>>57769594
it's a good idea to take profits when the market has been pumping like a fat nigger for 6 months and it looks like we're slowing down

[Anonymous No.57769627]

>>57769618
going to zero because inflation is cooling and soon no one will be working because of Jerome Powell's racist, sexist, nazi rate hikes

[Anonymous No.57769648]

>>57769618
Looking like nat gas could rebound to $2.00 within 3 weeks. Beyond that it hard to tell; price has collapsed for such an extended period since sept 2022.

[Anonymous No.57769655]

>>57769557
That is a surprisingly good advice considering this is /smg/. The Swiss Franc is the best currency in the world and Japs are retarded so yeah.
Also, nice German m/m inflation. Heh, no way they are cutting if this persists

[Anonymous No.57769662]

>>57769618
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.57769684]

>>57769594
most of these dudes are old as can be and about to retire imo. bezos and musk both have pet projects they need the money for.

[Anonymous No.57769698]

My guess:
Inflation will be bad today.
We dump
Unlike last CPI reports this time we won't repump just one day later, but go back to 4900 if not 4800

[Anonymous No.57769700]

Both the job market and economy in general seem to be rapidly deteriorating. I think we're finally going to crash this month.

[Anonymous No.57769701]

>>57769698
nah they're gonna manipulate it lower

[Anonymous No.57769714]

>>57769700
just need to spam more ai bro its free money

[Anonymous No.57769717]

>>57769608
Bruh I have actually some of their recent stuff like Wish and Willow.

Willow had to be one of the worst tv shows I have ever fuckin seen and that's crazy since I thought the original movie was enjoyable in a campy b movie fantasy way.

Then there's Wish...did they have some fucking C team work on this shit? It did NOT feel like a movie that used a $200 million budget, let alone a movie that celebrates their 100th anniversary at all. Like its got that early PS4 cutscene vibe and it was mid as hell. Disney is in serious need of a spring cleaning bruh.

[Anonymous No.57769734]

I want to short so badly but I'm scared I'll lose money. I have no particular knowledge of the markets, so if I'm thinking of shorting lots of other people are thinking the same thing.

[Anonymous No.57769744]

premarket looking red af

[Anonymous No.57769755]

>Paramount to write off $800M in content for Q1 2024

Holy fucking shit, what movies and tv shows are gonna disappear forever?

[Anonymous No.57769763]

>>57769717
I recently saw Encanto. Was somewhat ok, but it completely fucked the "lesson" or the "moral of the story" at the end. Also some absolute retarded shit.
>grandfather dies to save grandma
>granddaughter says to grandma something like "You've sacrificed so much" right after flashback scene into young grandma showing how young grandfather went to fight off people who could have killed grandma and indicating he died since he didn't come back
Literally the
>Women suffer the most during war meme

[Anonymous No.57769783]

>>57769575
>3/11
That date sounds jewish

[Anonymous No.57769811]

>get margin called
>don't pick up

[Anonymous No.57769813]

>wfh
>HR calls me and tells me that they want every employee to spend 5% of their income on a service pension
>essentially it's a tax free hedge fund/ETF/whatever
>"No thanks, i'll invest the money myself."
>"Anon, we REALLY want everyone to do this. It's in your own best interest"
>"Fine, whatever."
>Hedge fund calls me and goes through the legaleze.
>1 year later
>YTD my personal investing outperforms their ass by orders of magnitude
>mfw they take 5% of my paycheck and cant even outperform the shit and piss 500

[Anonymous No.57769824]

>>57769594
He is selling because of SORA. Disney is in a chokehold by actor/writer guild contracts and ip that is quickly expiring and union pensions. Giant 500million buck movies will be produced for nearly nothing in the coming years by tiny 10man studios. The market will be flooded and Disney will suffer. Even Disney parks will get fucked by vr worlds.

[Anonymous No.57769853]

*ahem*
IMMEDIATE ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF BOTTLED FEMALE NATURAL BRAPPY GAS DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

[Anonymous No.57769856]

>>57769853
based, but imagine the smell...

[Anonymous No.57769860]

>>57769575
I could say
>that's absolutely insane
but we all know it is.
so yeah, clown world

[Anonymous No.57769874]

>>57769575
Plot Twist:
JPM is the chosen loser.

[Anonymous No.57769877]

>>57769575
Bloody hell I'm a brainlet. I don't understand at all. Yeah, the FED loan program BTFP shuts down on March 11... and that coincides with some reduce margin requirements? What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.57769879]

>>57769813
>mfw they take 5% of my paycheck and cant even outperform the shit and piss 500
they werent trying to beat it anon. they farmed you out for fees.

[Anonymous No.57769895]

>>57769874
I shit you not my captcha had JPM in it.

[Anonymous No.57769898]

Who's feeling $BIG today

[Anonymous No.57769899]

>>57769717
Soul was a genuinely terrible movie too. Pixar/Disney are creatively bankrupt

[Anonymous No.57769901]

>>57769877
Means the players who play ball get infinite strikes

[Anonymous No.57769919]

>>57769877
Pic rel for what the implications are. Basically OCC and choose who to save by waving margin requirements. It's said the SEC pushed the review of the ruling back to April 24, 2024, so if the BTFP program ends as planned, there's basically a 43 day window of ANY bank failing.

[Anonymous No.57769925]

>>57769899
>are creatively bankrupt
>have hired women
Bro it's too easy, it's terrible.

[Anonymous No.57769927]

If you aren't loading up on SOXS right now you are a BIG PUSSY

[Anonymous No.57769934]

>>57769755
I hope the niggerfied “It’s a wonderful life” remake gets written off

[Anonymous No.57769949]

>>57769824
>Even Disney parks will get fucked by vr worlds.
Hold it right there

[Anonymous No.57769966]

>>57769877
A margin requirement means that when you take a bet on the market on derivatives for example you take a position of lets say 1 million with 10% margin. So a 10k collatoral for a $100,000 position
That collatoral is a deposit, the rest is loaned and charged interest. To protect its own interest the broker would margin call you if your position turns against you, because you might be losing money but the broker doesn't want to lose his borrowed money. So he'll margin call you if your position loses and asks to deposit more collatoral to keep it open. Or else liquidate you to save his $90,000 he borrowed you.

Waiving margin requirements basically means the broker will eat the loss along with you on HIS money he borrowed to you and it's as good as free money

[Anonymous No.57769983]

>>57769575
so basically nothing changes in current liquidity regime

[Anonymous No.57769984]

>>57769824
kek imagine what's gonna happen to those thousands of Indian CGI/SFX workers that were bought for pennies on the dollar and get replaced by AI chads? Send that back to India?

[Anonymous No.57769989]

>>57769927
God I want her to wrap her legs around my head and left me smell her pantyhose feet!

[Anonymous No.57769992]

>>57769901
>>57769919
>>57769966
Thanks bros. I am gonna try to read up on it. This whole thing is really confusing. Where is the FED getting the money from? And what guarantee does the FED have that the money comes back to them? If the bank fails, that is kinda bullish since the big boys can swoop in to buy it for cheap, right?
The FED has been giving out so much free money, how the hell can banks even fail under such conditions? I know they have a lot of unrealized losses but come on. Have they really become so accustomed to decade of ZIRP so as not to manage 5% rates?

So these little shits get free money and essentially cheat the system and then they wonder why normal people aren't happy to pay their taxes. This is some nice corruption. Actually, why are they even waiving the requirements? Shouldn't that be illegal?
Alright, so this and reverse repo crap that I gotta read up on.

Btw, just finished Xenophon's Anabasis. Good content but a little dry. Anyone got some more good reading?

[Anonymous No.57770006]

>>57769984
Deported with a toilet severance package

[Anonymous No.57770018]

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline declined to $3.249 per
gallon on February 26, 2024, $0.02 below last week’s price, and $0.093 less
than the year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price declined
$0.051 to $4.058 per gallon, $0.236 lower than the price one year ago.

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.269 per gallon
on February 19, 2024, $0.077 above last week’s price, and $0.11 less than the
year-ago price. The national average retail diesel fuel price was unchanged at
$4.109 per gallon, $0.267 lower than the price one year ago

[Anonymous No.57770022]

>>57769992
>Where is the FED getting the money from?

[Anonymous No.57770029]

My coworker was just telling me how awesome it must be to be single. Haha yeah I'm totally single by choice and not an loser virgin

[Anonymous No.57770034]

>>57769992
>Where is the FED getting the money from?
Read Mystery of Banking by Murray Rothbard. The FED doesn't create money it creates credit.

[Anonymous No.57770047]

>>57769992
It's super bearish actually. You wouldn't do this unless you expect massive market volatility. They're handpicking who gets to survive the next crash and who doesn't.
And why would you do that unless you're expecting (or creating) something?
This is literally a financial oligarchy colluding to attain market dominance and they're going to do it by crashing it with a few chosen survivors.

[Anonymous No.57770058]

>>57770047
Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.57770063]

>>57770029
As long as you have us, you ain't no loser. Remember that.
And yeah, being single right now is pretty good. I am essentially putting all of my time into work (massive amounts of overtime) and I'm getting fat off of the inflation. Although real wages in general have gone down, for quality work they pay more than ever.
>>57770047
That is indeed plausible and I hope you're correct because I am looking forward to slurping cheapies.

[Anonymous No.57770065]

If any of you want to get into the BTC rally there is CORZ.
>went bankrupt during the BTC crash
>delisted
>sold off a bunch of miners
>got a bunch of loans
>still operating as one of the biggest BTC miners
>got relisted again
>make as much as MARA but trading around $4

Get in CORZ while investors are wary and the price is low as fuck. 2x-3x easy at this point. anything over 5 is expensive

[Anonymous No.57770068]

Feb 5
>The national average retail diesel fuel price rose $0.032 to
$3.899 per gallon, $0.64 lower than the price one year ag

Feb 12
>The national average retail diesel fuel price rose $0.21 to
$4.109 per gallon, $0.335 lower than the price one year ago
Feb 26
>The national average retail diesel fuel price declined
$0.051 to $4.058 per gallon, $0.236 lower than the price one year ago

3,899 -> 4,109 -> 4,058

Diesel right now is on the same level as Feb 5. Look at it.

[Anonymous No.57770082]

Does anyone please have at hand the graphic of the USD purchasing power since its inception that shows the declining purchsaing power of a dollar, with the years of different events, like the creation of the FED, Nixon's depegging of the USD from gold, Roosevelt's gold confiscation act, etc.?

[Anonymous No.57770085]

>>57770082
No.

[Anonymous No.57770102]

>>57770085
Come on, you know the one I mean. The one that the background of the graphic is a fiat dollar, and it starts full, and it gets smaller and smaller, until it's only a small sliver of what it orginally was.
I'm looking for it, but it's amidst hundreds of other images.
Someone must have their shit more organized than me.

[Anonymous No.57770112]

>>57770102
>>57770082
Brother can you use a search engine? Are you an autist or intellectually stunted?

[Anonymous No.57770113]

>>57769989
seek help anon

[Anonymous No.57770120]

>>57769557
economy is slowing now so the they considering a cut soon
>t.swissfag

[Anonymous No.57770165]

>Several members of the Parliament have urged the ECB to cut rates immediately to avoid strangling the economy, with one controversially waving a noose at Christine Lagarde this week to drive the point home.

Wtf?

[Anonymous No.57770178]

>>57770082
I only have this. Just use GOOG's amazing Google services that will point you in the right direction :)
>>57770165
Avoid strangling the economy. The economy experiences a small hike in rates (below the historic average) for a year and suddenly everybody is a toddler crying for its mama. This is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.57770179]

>I made money on stocks
>By beating the crowd
>But my parents told
>They´ll never be proud

This one hits too close

[Anonymous No.57770182]

>>57770165
do you not know what a noose is? Or do you not know what the noose would be symbolizing in that scenario? And no, it's doesn't mean he wants to lynch her, have sex, nigger incel

[Anonymous No.57770191]

>>57770182
Equally unhinged. You're almost crying for me to post pictures of me (nonwhite) with white women.

[Anonymous No.57770195]

>>57770182
>do you not know what a noose is?
I know what a nose is

[Anonymous No.57770204]

>>57770178
Thanks, I'm still looking for it. I'm sure I have it somewhere in my hard drives

[Anonymous No.57770206]

>>57769557
>short yen
are you retarded? 150 is the ceiling where japanese central bank keeps intervening

[Anonymous No.57770247]

im loving these red days, I buy every day but it's been hard to feel like I'm getting any sort of deal most days this year.

[Anonymous No.57770256]

Is animeboard an euphemism for lolicontainmentzone?

[Anonymous No.57770263]

>>57770047
I really hope the market crashes, the AI hype was getting retarded anyway

[Anonymous No.57770290]

>Over the course of some 3 to 5 years, the average college student pays some 2000 to 3500 euros in tuition fees.

Should I try to convince a friend of mine who recently had a baby to buy a singular share of the S&P 500 to pay for his baby girl's college?

[Anonymous No.57770329]

>plunge protection right there when we need them
Literal bot market that runs on timers

[Anonymous No.57770345]

>>57770290
>pay for babies college
What if parents started putting away for a babies retirement instead of college? If the retirement was taken care of college would be unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.57770355]

>>57770345
Because it needs a lot more money for that. And how is the child going to secure retirement of his child? With his retirement?

[Anonymous No.57770373]

>>57770355
You got it buddy. it's called compounding.
Gains on your gains.

[Anonymous No.57770379]

>>57770345
That would be neat, but we are in a world where boomers have pawned off their sons, grandsons, and future great-grandsons' futures and still feel entitled to more, while telling them to eat shit.

[Anonymous No.57770393]

I like asking chatgpt to fix my typpos sometimes, and sometimes he gives me his opinion instead, and even fucking chatgpt seems to agree with me on the issue of boomers

[Anonymous No.57770406]

I firmly believe the bots are trading the indices and if there is no special reason trade the individual stocks en masse around.

For example, 2 hours ago Zalando was +2% and DAX pumped high. Now DAX pumped up again but Zalando is +0,4%
Other companies that were red are less red, other companies that were less red are now more red. In the end the DAX moves as the global markets at the same time, sometimes stronger or less but it does those predictable moves (like when the hour turns) but the performance of the individual constituents has changed from early pump to the later pump. Bullshit is being traded around like crazy but the index goes how it is intended, like the CAC/OMX etc (global market retardation)

Essentially like this:
https://youtu.be/lr7pyggTmmY?feature=shared&t=145

[Anonymous No.57770473]

stocks are bad for my health

[Anonymous No.57770529]

>>57770355
You would obviously take care of your own retirement first. I think kids would be better off in the long run if parents concentrated on their children’s retirement and not college. College is mostly a rip off these days anyway. Even if you could only fund half or a third it’s still a good start.

[Anonymous No.57770534]

I seen that /smg/ has began piling into shorts against me.
My response to them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0

[Anonymous No.57770538]

>>57770393
AI AI AI
I'm going to need an early life check on Sam Altman

[Anonymous No.57770566]

>>57770393
Picrel is not really an agreement. That's a very open statement. Every generation naturally faces different challenges and inequalities, because of war, technological advancement, medical advancement etc.
Did you ask it directly about boomers?

[Anonymous No.57770588]

>>57769575
>>57769783
>>57769860
>>57769874
>>57769877
>>57769901
>>57769919
>>57769966
>>57769992
>>57770047
>r/SuperStonk "due diligence"
Schizo baggie garbage, disregard

[Anonymous No.57770598]

>>57770538
AI just replicates whatever is out there online, if he says shit like that it´s 50/50 due to programming or parroting what countless other people are currently talking about

>>57770566
I did

[Anonymous No.57770722]

>>57770598
I actually don't get how the US can have a housing crisis with half the population of europe but same land (except maybe some deserts), but a lot richer in ressources (especially oil and gas) + "unused" continent unlike europe.

[Anonymous No.57770737]

saw the hottest woman I've ever seen today. Truly mind-bogglingly beautiful.
To think that someone - who isn't me - gets to inhale her female natural gas every day.. It hurts.
Putting $1000 more in natural gas to compensate

[Anonymous No.57770780]

>>57770722
europe would have no crisis if it were not for the abbandonement of the rural world and the open migration policies too

[Anonymous No.57770783]

>>57770737
WTF!
I haven't seen a dime in a long time, anon.

[Anonymous No.57770791]

>>57770047
kek nothing will happen

[Anonymous No.57770821]

>rolling for a cool PCE

[Anonymous No.57770827]

Are we really gonna crab all day?

[Anonymous No.57770835]

>>57770821
shit

[Anonymous No.57770837]

>They're handpicking who gets to survive the next crash and who doesn't.

[Anonymous No.57770868]

>>57769594
He is wise to retire before cancer or heart disease gets him.

[Anonymous No.57770874]

>>57770780
>
Newsquawk
@Newsquawk
Building materials provider $CRH says it sees another year of double-digit pricing growth in the US, and further price increases in Europe too. At the same time, expects to see flat volumes in Europe #stagflation
>1:25 PM · Feb 29, 2024

Lol, perfect timing

[Anonymous No.57770876]

>down Thursday
>up a little Friday
>up big Monday

[Anonymous No.57770889]

>up Thursday
>up a little Friday
>up big Monday

[Anonymous No.57770898]

>>57769655
>Also, nice German m/m inflation
Daily inflation in Germany is unbelievable. I can't afford to eat out or buy a new car anymore. Spending all my free time in the garden because the vegetables I grow myself aren't taxed, no one can prevent me from eating them.

[Anonymous No.57770908]

>>57770874
They also make a lot of money with
>erhebliche Infrastrukturinvestitionen und Re-Industrialisierungsaktivitäten in Nordamerika und Europa.
>significant infrastructureinvestments and reindustrialisationactivity in NA and Europe

So is it taxmoney they are farming or what? Private cmpanies build the structures, but the government orders them to do so, so the government pays the private company that buys from these material companies and just pays whatever cause it is not their money?

[Anonymous No.57770912]

>>57769813
Head of HR nigger got their commission.

[Anonymous No.57770913]

>>57769560
MY day will be when it's primed for a good, sure,
BIG
ASS
YUGE
FUCKIN
BUY

[Anonymous No.57770936]

>>57769813
>peer pressured by an HR creature
lol

[Anonymous No.57770962]

Applebees just beat and retardsanons are predicting misses from ADSK and CRWD because reasons?
Good luck I guess.

[Anonymous No.57770964]

>>57769813
you sound like a bitch

[Anonymous No.57771008]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57771024]

Interactive Brokers' new PC client is kino

[Anonymous No.57771043]

>>57769594
It won't be two more weeks soon and they need liquidity to buy stuff to survive April.

[Anonymous No.57771048]

>
>Bloomberg Economics
>@economics
>Mercedes and other automakers are returning more cash to shareholders while public money supports their EV transition

>Carmakers that have counted on public funds to support their changeover to electric vehicles are warning the transition will take longer and paying out billions to shareholders.

Public money to fund overpriced EV and profits go to shareholders. When culling of politicians?

[Anonymous No.57771053]

>>57770737
what's your investment thesis for something which is effectively industrial waste?
>"it's the lowest in years"
years ago fracking weren't as widespread and matured as now

[Anonymous No.57771079]

How much you want to bet this Jew does like 36 months in prison for stealing billions? Then when he gets out he'll have a book deal and movie deal waiting for him.

[Anonymous No.57771082]

>>57769813
why you let them roll you

[Anonymous No.57771085]

I'm back on the liquor. 14 hours deep. Staying up to try some day trading strategies. Let's make some money boys.

[Anonymous No.57771097]

>>57770018
>quoting the price in to a fraction of a penny so that you can have four (4) significant digits
Why is shit like this reported to autistic levels of detail but actually important shit is only reported to one (1) significant digit? Are the people who generate these estimates total retards who don't actually use any data ever?

[Anonymous No.57771125]

>>57771079
dems and reps are definitely licking his whole asshole clean

[Anonymous No.57771150]

>>57771125
He's definitely going to club fed. Probably just going to sit in his cell playing Xbox and watching Netflix. Guards will probably bring him foods from restaurants whenever he wants. It's definitely proof that white collar crime isn't seen as serious as other crimes. He was smart to bribe just about every politician imaginable. Of course there is always the possibility that he (((kills himself))) in prison. Should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.57771179]

>>57771048
When culling of politicians?
why? just become a shareholder

[Anonymous No.57771217]

Alright are we going up or down on PCE?

[Anonymous No.57771225]

>>57771217
crab and tomorrow is real move, fuck all niggers betting on a big move today with options

[Anonymous No.57771235]

MSM starting to hint that no rate cuts are coming

[Anonymous No.57771266]

>>57771079
>neurodiversity
What


Also, DIESEL NOOOOOOOOOO, c'mon 4 hourly double bottom and powerrocket in march.

[Anonymous No.57771286]

>>57771097
We had a discussion about accuracy and precision yesterday when we are speaking about Fahrenheit and Celsius aswell as OZ, pint, cups and gallons.

>>57771179
Those 300€ divs or how much I'd get won't make me rich.

[Anonymous No.57771292]

>>57771225
Why tomorrow? PMI?

[Anonymous No.57771301]

>>57771266
I mean would someone not neurodiverse be playing league of legends in front of investors?

[Anonymous No.57771309]

>>57771225
dump today and tomorrow no repump but even more dump or because everybody expects this dump today and pump into dump (tomorrow)

>>57771301
He's a man of the people.

[Anonymous No.57771312]

>curve steepener chuds

[Anonymous No.57771314]

>>57771024
Do they have 5+% money market funds?

[Anonymous No.57771322]

>>57769898
BIG bros...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57771325]

Equities are fucked, buy short duration treasuries.

[Anonymous No.57771337]

>>57771079
YALL GOT
ANY MORE OF THEM
NEURODIVERSITY CONCESSIOONS

[Anonymous No.57771353]

>>57771325
Baggot I talked to my Rabbi this morning and he said not to expect any rate cuts until 2025, did your Rabbi inform you of the same thing?

[Anonymous No.57771362]

>>57769898
me, but earnings arent until next week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57771365]

>>57771353
I was just told to buy short term treasuries and unironically bitcoins.

[Anonymous No.57771376]

>>57770393
its programmed to compliment you.

[Anonymous No.57771378]

>>57771365
>>57771325
what if rate hike?

[Anonymous No.57771384]

>>57770393
>he
*they/them

[Anonymous No.57771388]

>>57771378
since the treasuries are short duration you can just baghold

[Anonymous No.57771403]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.57771412]

what a spike

[Anonymous No.57771413]

>>57770598
ah, I see you haven't learned the pirates code.

[Anonymous No.57771422]

>Everything met expectations except personal income, which was up 1% instead of the 0.3% expected
We are so fucking back Ameribros

[Anonymous No.57771429]

>all other prints higher
>this one exact

>Higher inflation
>bullish
>lower inflation
>bullish

[Anonymous No.57771434]

My local NYCB changed its name to Flagstar. But why?

[Anonymous No.57771435]

>>57771422
fucking paypiggies giving pay hikes to their employees.

[Anonymous No.57771441]

Wow I just did a market order for HIBL and it filled it at 2.5% higher than the current price. Instantly down. Thanks a lot jews.

[Anonymous No.57771446]

>>57771422
god i love inflation

[Anonymous No.57771450]

buddy look at futes computer

[Anonymous No.57771454]

I hate this market. how the fuck do you wake up every day and convince yourself that this is normal?

[Anonymous No.57771459]

>>57771441
why are you market ordering in premarket retard
>>57771450
this pop looks weak i think its gonna get sold off by eod

[Anonymous No.57771463]

line go up

[Anonymous No.57771464]

>>57771454
You have to be 80-70 years old or 18-23

[Anonymous No.57771467]

>>57771441
>does a MARKET order during extended hours
>BLAMES JEWS

[Anonymous No.57771472]

Yeah I'm not participating in this market anymore. I'll miss out on gains idc

[Anonymous No.57771475]

Repoastan
>>57768128 #
>Reverse Repo
Do you remember when Rick Santelli was threatened on live CNBC for mentioning the Reverse Repo market?
>Buckle up, baby!
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
>>57768610 #
>Superstonk
Are you fucking trolling me bro? Why...why...why does it always come back to fucking Gamestop?

[Anonymous No.57771480]

>>57771459
>>57771467
I know I know. It's stupid. May my folly be a warning to others.

[Anonymous No.57771483]

>>57771454
>makes bad INVOOSTMENT decisions
>BLAMES JEWS

[Anonymous No.57771488]

>>57771454
you gonna unhinge yourself anon. it's the only way to navigate clown world markets and not get swept under

[Anonymous No.57771489]

Wait, it's actually too high

>
Bloomberg Markets

@markets
The Federal Reserve’s preferred gauge of underlying inflation rose in January at the fastest pace in nearly a year, supporting policymakers’ patient approach to start cutting interest rates.

mom is 0,4% stronger than the previous months.

[Anonymous No.57771503]

>>57771488
>clown markets
>QE has been happening most our lives
why are you guys complaining about shit being perfectly normal?

[Anonymous No.57771504]

>>57771480
I don't care what hours it is, I always look at the BID/ASK. I do market orders a lot but not without some
SPREAD
SCRUTINY

[Anonymous No.57771508]

>>57771489
but it was expected so it's bullish

[Anonymous No.57771513]

WE ARE FUCKIN PUMPING AT BAD NUMBERS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57771516]

>>57771503
A turkey that has been fed and sheltered every day doesn't know about the day it will be harvested for meat

[Anonymous No.57771515]

>>57771504
Yeah I rarely ever trade outside of market hours but the PCE trade was too juicy. Oh well, everything HIBL tracks is mooning so maybe I'll at least break even at open

[Anonymous No.57771520]

CRWD ath EoD

[Anonymous No.57771522]

>so back
>to where I was a couple of hours ago

[Anonymous No.57771528]

>vending machine
>vending machine, japan

[Anonymous No.57771534]

On today's episode of "doomers still say it's not going down"

[Anonymous No.57771535]

>PCE Price Index MoM +0.3% vs +0.3% expected
On the right path.
>Personal Income MoM +1% vs 0.3% expected
WTF I hate you yanks so much. Your salary increases more in a month than a year in Europoor. Yeah no wonder GDP is so high and the consumerism is so persistent. People simply have too much money.
>Personal Spending MoM +0.2% vs +0.2% expected

So yeah, all in all we finna pump because this is super bullish

[Anonymous No.57771538]

>>57771513
exit pump/trap
today could be a huge down day

[Anonymous No.57771540]

What's a good ticker between 10-30 that I can sell naked puts against and be happy to be assigned when the time comes?

[Anonymous No.57771543]

scampump at open then we continue going lower

[Anonymous No.57771556]

>>57771534
>on today's episode of anons taking government statistics at face value

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57771564]

>>57771535
>WTF I hate you yanks so much.
D=

[Anonymous No.57771567]

I buyed

[Anonymous No.57771569]

>>57771556
>published June 14, 2023
Get the fuck out of here lmfao

[Anonymous No.57771571]

>>57771540
SOXS calls

[Anonymous No.57771578]

>say you're going to do something during an earnings call for a pubicly traded company
>tell the media you aren't actually going to do it, next day
How is this not securities fraud?

[Anonymous No.57771583]

>>57771520
It will be interesting to see how it plays out against the SCHWAB EQUITIES RATING. I suspect your call will prove itself tho.

[Anonymous No.57771586]

stupid fukcing clown market FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.57771592]

>>57771534
>until the revisions

[Anonymous No.57771600]

>LiveSquawk
>@LiveSquawk
>Traders Now See About A 65% Chance Of A Rate Cut In June, Versus About 60% Before PCE Inflation Data

>with +0,4% mom

[Anonymous No.57771601]

lmao bobos on suicide watch…again

copium levels off the charts

[Anonymous No.57771606]

also why is there still a bed bath and beyond general? the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.57771608]

>>57771556
>shadowstats
Post a zerohedge article next

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57771616]

>>57771578
(((dynamic pricing))) at a fast food joint is the most jewish thing i've heard of since SOXS calls

[Anonymous No.57771618]

>>57771535
>I hate you yanks so much
HATESUS
CAUSE YOU
AINTUS

[Anonymous No.57771620]

>>57771586
The 5 year flipped the 10 yr again. Big future swings seem to indicate bear market incoming vmww

[Anonymous No.57771623]

Nice.

[Anonymous No.57771628]

>>57771616
most things already have dynamic pricing: fuel, groceries, hotels, airlines, taxis
what makes fast food so special?

[Anonymous No.57771629]

>>57771538
lmao coping hard I see

[Anonymous No.57771636]

OH
MARKETS
I LOVE YOU
SO
MUCH

[Anonymous No.57771641]

clown market and I'm the biggest retard in the circus sitting in cash.

[Anonymous No.57771647]

>>57771454
someone explained it to me thusly. Know your place. if you're smarter than the average cookie, you're gonna be first. your job is to give yourself the time for people to catch on to your ideas. on this very khazak limerick expansion chatroom in fact.

[Anonymous No.57771649]

>>57771608
>anon considers gov stats more trustworthy than shadowstats
I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.57771650]

>>57771628
My willingness to tolerate their chutzpah

[Anonymous No.57771659]

>>57771650
ok? then buy groceries (oh wait your food is dynamically priced based on seasonality, demand, and expiration dates)

[Anonymous No.57771665]

>>57771641
YOLO it into ADSK

[Anonymous No.57771670]

C3AI was maybe the most obvious earnings play ever, but of course I listened to the anons here who said it was a scam.
>>57771649
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.57771689]

>>57771454
There is no continuity. There is some kinda chronotool they're use to "shuffle" orders and have the fed apply essentially liquidity to facilitate the "Swap". Maybe purely with derivatives since Post October 2023.

This is not normal but what will we do about it ? Nothing I wager. Same as the infringement upon civil liberties and rights which is forthcoming.

[Anonymous No.57771691]

>>57771665
what AI tools does Autodesk have? I only invest in AI and it looks like Autodesk isn't innovating.

[Anonymous No.57771692]

>>57771670
Idk why I always miss the good earnings plays….

[Anonymous No.57771705]

>>57771692
BIGlots is coming up. 50/50 bankruptcy or hall of fame tier slurp

[Anonymous No.57771713]

Anyone trading VLCN this fine morning?

[Anonymous No.57771715]

>>57771691
It’s literally an automatic desk.

[Anonymous No.57771753]

God fucking damn it.
I bought puts yesterday.
I'm actually seething mad.
Jim Cramer is laughing and smiling.
This is bullshit.
The numbers are fake.
The government is lying about the numbers.

[Anonymous No.57771755]

All 3 SAS stocks (SAS, SAS DKK, SASNO) pretty much just went up by at least 300% in a week, wtf kek

[Anonymous No.57771759]

>>57771705
its always been a good store for me. but I can never seem to work it into my routine. maybe when my puts print.

[Anonymous No.57771773]

>>57771715
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/john-muirs-alarm-clock-desk

[Anonymous No.57771778]

>>57771753
Whats the expiry? I don't think this pump is long-lasting

[Anonymous No.57771798]

I have never used door dash, uber, fast food apps, get upside, or any other proprietary software on my mobile device. I am based. Everyone else is sheep.

[Anonymous No.57771801]

>>57771778
expire tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57771808]

>>57771753
Sounds like someone need to
STOP BEING A GOOMBLING NIGGER
and
START BUYING/HOLDING STOOKS WITH SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS OF A

[Anonymous No.57771817]

it just can't go down, I'm buying calls

[Anonymous No.57771828]

Becoming financially literate really makes one despise normies even more.

>tfw all the normie fantasies of "wall street" or "blackrock" controlling the economy and deciding everything are just normie fantasy cope
>the "the rich" don't just make money out of thin air but actually take huge risks for it and the returns aren't that large

Basically the commie poorfag copes are just a consequence of utter financial illiteracy. If everyone was taught in school how to manage a budget and invest in a company things would be much better.

[Anonymous No.57771845]

BROS I CANT STOP WINNING IN JOE BIDENS ECONOMY. FAT ASS RAISE COMING IN JUNE TOO

[Anonymous No.57771847]

>>57771755
In fact, 55% of its market cap has been traded today, an airline stock is now being traded like a shitcoin, gotta respect the ones that earned on that pump

[Anonymous No.57771853]

Bull flag on the daily bobo.

[Anonymous No.57771855]

>>57771828
>If everyone was taught in school how to manage a budget and invest in a company things would be much better.
They don't do this for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.57771863]

>>57771853
You ever seen a bart simpson chart?

[Anonymous No.57771870]

>>57771828
Or the classic normie retards blaming corporate "greedflation" on rising prices when they should be blaming their government for handing out trillions in helicopter money stimmy checks.

Normies really are cattle

[Anonymous No.57771872]

>>57771863
Yeah but we're in hell not reality sar.

[Anonymous No.57771877]

>>57771828
It is better for corporations that the masses are hopelessly ignorant.
Do you think someone that understands the time value of money will finance a brand new mustang at 20% APR?

[Anonymous No.57771898]

>>57771870
>Normies
*GOYIM

[Anonymous No.57771906]

>>57771753
If you believe the government would fudge numbers to prop up the economy why would you buy puts? Seems kinda stupid to me.

[Anonymous No.57771907]

>>57771853
We all know. Maybe that is why it will dump.

[Anonymous No.57771910]

>>57771870
>greedflation
You mean the Putin Price Hike chud

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57771917]

>>57771870
I thought it was Putin's price hike?

[Anonymous No.57771926]

>>57771853
>>57767872

[Anonymous No.57771943]

>>57771853
I'll buy one ludicrous call just for you

[Anonymous No.57771960]

>>57771877
Yeah basically this is why on a fundamental level redistribution can never work. Any redistributed money would just consoomed away and end right back in the hands of the savers/investors.

I think you can split left and right fundamentally into consooomers and savers

[Anonymous No.57771962]

>>57771870
Can you believe the same republicans that blame the other party on inflation also tried to ban cattle imports from South America? You know, the ones that were in power when the PPP loans and UBI payouts dropped money on anyone with a social security number. It's all just an intellectualization of ulterior self-interests. The only ideal political outcome is less taxes and less regulation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57772002]

>>57771962
Lets just ignore the war on fossil fuels, Chips act and the Tax and Spend Act really pouring gasoline on that inflation fire.

[Anonymous No.57772010]

>>57771962
What does this have to do with the nigger unemployment rate?

[Anonymous No.57772037]

>>57771870
U fucking srs m8? How does everyone just forget about companies literally laughing on earnings calls about raising prices as high as they possibly can? What the fuck else do you call that? Lmao

[Anonymous No.57772052]

>>57772002
I think we know who wins the war on fossil fuels.
SPOILER
It's fossil fuels.
Why? Because fossil fuels are just
RAW
FUCKIN
REALITY

[Anonymous No.57772053]

>Russia announces ban on diesel and gasoline
>Diesel dumping since then
I didn't buy it, but what is that? Reversemarket?

[Anonymous No.57772074]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57772077]

>>57772074
it's joever

[Anonymous No.57772079]

>>57772074
Its Joever

[Anonymous No.57772082]

>>57772074
>:01

it’s so joever

[Anonymous No.57772084]

WHAT THE WHAT

[Anonymous No.57772087]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57772091]

Bobos btfo, buy the dip next time

[Anonymous No.57772103]

>>57772074
FUCK
YEAH
BB

[100K !!ouAUXV+IeRo No.57772107]

HEY BUDDY CHECK OUT THAT NVDA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57772110]

>>57771079
Hope he gets his rear end inverted

[Anonymous No.57772119]

Let me guess... you stayed all in on cash, again, during the Generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.57772126]

>CSCO

[Anonymous No.57772128]

MARKETS
I
LOVE
U
SO
MUCH
BB
LET'S GET IT ON

[Anonymous No.57772142]

>>57772126
YEP, it was spiked up green in the pres and now reachin higher.

[Anonymous No.57772156]

PANW chads report in

[Anonymous No.57772160]

My NigVideo puts are bankrupting me - what should I do sars?

[Anonymous No.57772172]

>>57772160
Rope

[Anonymous No.57772174]

gonna long around 507.48 if we dip that low

[Anonymous No.57772177]

thank you Joe Biden and Jensen Huang for saving the US economy

[Anonymous No.57772180]

>>57772172
It's okay, I closed for an 800 dollaroono loss. My COIN calls are still open though.

[Anonymous No.57772193]

Holy fuck I almost opened a short position a couple hours ago but decided against it and bought more China ETF shares. Dodged a bullet there.

[Anonymous No.57772194]

Dump the currency, pump the consumer prices, pump the indexes

WEIMAR
E
I
M
A
R

[Anonymous No.57772201]

God Nigvideo just gets catalyst after catalyst. My puts dont even expire till May but seeing this is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.57772232]

>ESTA

[Anonymous No.57772242]

>>57772194
The doombull way

[Anonymous No.57772243]

>BYND puts OOM again
>NVDA calls up
>SOUN puts down
It is what it is. I'm still thinking soun is gonna tank after earnings today

[Anonymous No.57772250]

CELH chads rise the FUCK up

[Anonymous No.57772268]

>>57772037
nah that anon is right, "greedflation" is bullshit because it implies when corporations are greedy, inflation happens
corps are ALWAYS greedy, that's the point - it doesn't scale with inflation

do all corporations simultaneously conspire to get greedy at once and decide to just cause more inflation?
do they think deflation happens because all corps just become generous one day?
of course not
broad market, long-term inflation happens ONLY because of fed ZIRP/money printer actions and the loaning + gov spending it enables
and it's shit because it distorts markets and price expectations, preventing people from making informed financial decisions
mises.jpg

[Anonymous No.57772282]

>>57772268
Both can happen simultaneously, they aren't mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.57772284]

well I joined team ludicrous mumu for a while. Lets see
yay new ath yay.

[Anonymous No.57772299]

>>57772037
As long as people keep paying the higher prices, they will keep raising them.
GREAT
VALUE
PINTOS IN 8 POUND BAGS
AND
GREAT
VALUE
BROWN
RICE
is the WAY.

[Anonymous No.57772302]

>$MPW +4% this morning
>$MPW +17% this week
>$MPW +40% this month
les go go go

[Anonymous No.57772303]

>>57772201
I cucked out of my puts, hope it was the correct decision.

[Anonymous No.57772305]

>>57772250
wait they're a stock

[Anonymous No.57772313]

>>57772303
aaand it immediately starts dumping

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE
DUH
DUH
DUH

[Anonymous No.57772318]

You are getting priced out.
You are ngmi

[Anonymous No.57772320]

>>57772305
always have been

[Anonymous No.57772321]

>US MNI Chicago PMI Feb: 44.0 (est 48.0; prev 46.0)

More bullish shitdata haha

[Anonymous No.57772330]

Can somebody explain why crypto miner stocks are not performing inline with the BTC surge during this bull run? They seem unaffected/inverse affected

[Anonymous No.57772334]

>>57772313
many such cases

[Anonymous No.57772336]

>>57769898
>>57771322
7% percent up and the day is just starting

[Anonymous No.57772341]

Another BIG days

[Anonymous No.57772352]

>>57772330
Ya it's fucked, I thought that's enough exposure to crypto. Fucking piece of shit Bitfarms, guess I have to sell and buy bitcorn. $80k worth

[Anonymous No.57772372]

>>57772268
Markets are becoming less and less competitive lately. Looking very much like late 19th century. Lots of rent-seeking going on these days. Really need new antitrust legislation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57772376]

>>57772352
>>57772330
I'm sure having access to crypto futures etfs has nothing to do with the lack of demand for crypto miners during this Bull Run.

[Anonymous No.57772379]

smuggers wwa?

[Anonymous No.57772386]

>>57772313
>GOOMBLE THIS WAY
>GOOMBLE THAT WAY
>LIKE A SQUIRELL CROSSING THE ROAD

[Anonymous No.57772387]

>>57772330
>biz
Probably because it's pre-halving, so a lot of miners will get in trouble in the future. The ones that stay after some will have to quit will be big winners though so I'd just hold if you have promising ones

[Anonymous No.57772388]

When is Microsoft going to buy SNAP?

[Anonymous No.57772394]

>>57772376
Yeah, that definitely explains why crypto stocks are INVERSING BTC... buffoon

[Anonymous No.57772404]

it's so fujcking over

[Anonymous No.57772410]

>>57772388
Why would they want that NIGGER shit when they already have the KINO LINKEDIN?

[Anonymous No.57772426]

>>57772330
Their revenue is about to get cut in half lol

[Anonymous No.57772439]

whats the move on DELL? Puts?

[Anonymous No.57772449]

>>57772330
Let me make this very clear for you retards. NO ONE IS BUYING GPUS IN BULK FOR BITCOIN MINING. NO ONE. THIS IS NOT 2013 OR 2016. ITS OVER. BITCOIN HAS NO TIES TO THE PRICE OF NVDA. STOP BEING RETARDED.

[Anonymous No.57772451]

>core pce

[Anonymous No.57772458]

>>57772268
We just need people to be more frugal. Plebs need to stob buying stuff wit gibs.

[Anonymous No.57772465]

There's a special kind of power in those NVIDIA processors,
And they're blooming like the roses in the spring.
But I'm far away from them, chasing market aggressors,
In the realm of SOXL, where the bulls take wing.

(Chorus)
Oh, the verdant rose of NVIDIA, it beckons me afar,
In the circuits and the silicon, where tech dreams are born.
But I'm trading in the markets, where fortunes rise and fall,
In the land of SOXL, where I'll stake my dawn.

(Verse 2)
Those processors hum a tune of innovation and might,
In the heart of every machine they dwell.
But I'm riding with the bulls, chasing profits in the light,
In the world of SOXL, where we cast our spell.

(Chorus)
Oh, the verdant rose of NVIDIA, it calls me in the night,
With promises of breakthroughs, in the realm of chips.
But I'm dancing with the indices, where the numbers take flight,
In the land of SOXL, where I'll earn my flips.

(Bridge)
Though the rose may bloom in Texas, and its beauty may astound,
In the world of semiconductors, it's NVIDIA that shines.
But I'll ride with SOXL, where the markets do abound,
In the land of opportunities, where we draw the lines.

(Chorus)
Oh, the verdant rose of NVIDIA, it's a symbol of our quest,
For innovation and progress, in the tech domain.
But I'll trade with SOXL, where we put our hopes to test,
In the realm of semiconductors, where fortunes reign.

[Anonymous No.57772468]

its fucking joever

[FRESH No.57772479]

>>57772467
>>57772467
>>57772467

[Anonymous No.57772480]

>>57772282
correct, but the difference is that corp inflation can't last though - it only applies in the short run and would only affect the industries involved
if corps raise prices too much, demand reacts accordingly
same thing with "supply shocks" - if it was just supply shocks, prices would return back to their pre-shock values once it's over

but they never do
because the underlying cause is gov increased the money supply, so all prices eventually rebalance to reflect that

the fed "solved" short-term volatility by creating long-term sustained inflation
their own CPI admits to 4% since 1970, despite targeting 2%. reality is even worse

>>57772372
fair point. the insane pace of technological innovation has made it hard for law/society/culture to catch up
I would still posit an inflationary environment drives people towards that behavior though
when savers get fucked, people are pushed towards speculation and rent-seeking
if you aren't leverage-maxxing, you lose out - but that's hard to do because it's stressful as hell, turns everyone schizo

[Anonymous No.57772492]

Why does PAUL SWEENEY sound so much like JAMES O'KEEFE

[Anonymous No.57772497]

>>57772386
I heckin love goombling

[Anonymous No.57772523]

DONALD DUCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.57772525]

>>57772268
I dunno man, I think the greedflation portion is happening because they realized they could raise their prices and people would still pay them even if they'd grumble. Especially cause they get to blame inflation, when their prices are increasing way faster than the rate of inflation

[Anonymous No.57772585]

>>57772525
why don't they do that all of the time then?
and why is it happening to all sectors at once?
they only do that because inflation expectations are high
which is only the case because the gov increased the money supply

[Anonymous No.57773420]

>>57772525
"Greedflation" is just statist bullshit that fits the narrative of the government being your friend and the private sector is all evil companies, where for most people it's actually the private companies that pay you and the government that takes all your shit.

Imagine being so much of a delusional leftard that you believe companies should keep prices lower than inflation, thus lose profits while your leftist government keep printing money to buy votes from new immigrants and deadbeat zoomers

[Anonymous No.57773525]

fairly priced stocks are potentially all those below 125 PE avg
you may not like it but this is what it be after we printed for chinese flu