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>boss organizes a hangout and forces everyone to attend
>everyone is talking to each other except (you)
>have to sit there awkwardly for a whole hour

>> No.57767923

I simply wouldn’t go
I’ve done this in the past. Just say you can’t make it.

>> No.57767943

Learn to have a conversation with someone. Are you a virgin!?

>> No.57767958

>>57767912
Just start talking to whoever is near you. It's as simple as asking questions. When they answer, continue to ask leading questions. I started talking to some Muslim coworker and he immediately starting complaining about Israel. We quickly bonded over our hatred of Jews. I also told him my manager that I hated was a Jew.

>> No.57767990

>>57767912
yo somebody get this frog off my screen

>> No.57768006

>>57767943
Seriously. I swear some people on this board are severely autistic

>> No.57768008

>forced to office lunch
>don't order anything
>don't talk to anyone
>sit there staring at an empty table infront of me for 1 hour
Can you believe they never invited me again?

>> No.57768031

This happened to me as well, forced to go on a work cruise and it was fucking awkward. Like bro ur all just coworkers and I hate each and every one of you especially my manager and bosses.

>> No.57768033

>>57767912
Why aren’t you interested in other people? No, you aren’t special. You are not different from them.

>> No.57768060

>>57768031
>work cruise
What type of pyramid scheme do you work for

>> No.57768100

>>57768060
This was a year ago but it was a company related to payments, you know shit is fucked when they re-structure 3 times within 2 years.
I am convinced CEOS/C-Suite leaders are just bullshit artists at this point.

>> No.57768126

>>57768006
Sir what to answer when Stacy is telling how her Cancun vacation went. They are always like in a loop of sports-movies-vacations

>> No.57768138

>>57768126
Bring up international vacations that you've gone on or plan to do in the future. You do like to travel, right??

>> No.57768178

>>57768006
most of us just are too tired and do not care to put on an act to appeal to the normies expectations of how you ought to be. Like I don't care about the tv show or the stupid fkn nigger ball game you watched last night and i am not going to pretend to care and conversate with gay retard npc normies

>> No.57768263

>>57768178
>implying you're not an NPC just because you choose to post on 4channel all day and jack off to anime porn
hehe ok

>> No.57768613

>>57767912
>Having a boss
Grim

>> No.57768633

Call in sick

>> No.57768878

I simply do not attend
when toilberg junior died everyone was told their funeral attendance was mandatory and I did not go, my big autism energy halted them from bringing it up with me

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57768918

Thanks for reminding me of yet another horror of corporate life. Been out four years, brothers.

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>>57768918
what corporate life sounds like a you problem maybe have some balls and quit your job no wait

no balls because you sit around on your fat ass all day instead of finding a better job you pathetic loser you probably get off on being a wage slave or something you cuck