/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57762521]

Thank a shareholder Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously, on /smg/: >>57760134

[Anonymous No.57762551]

IT'S
HAPPOONING

[Anonymous No.57762553]

MARA bros...

[Anonymous No.57762566]

Is DUOL going up I’m laying pipe in my Asian gf and can’t check my terminal

[Anonymous No.57762570]

slopped up edition

[Anonymous No.57762574]

>SPY

[Anonymous No.57762588]

I'm getting MARAped

[Anonymous No.57762589]

>>57762574

[Anonymous No.57762602]

>>57762553
Haven't had to use these in a while

[Anonymous No.57762619]

So why the hell do some stocks either completely dump or moon after hours after crabbing all day? Like SNOW

[Anonymous No.57762621]

up or down call it?

[Anonymous No.57762625]

FUCK YOU BOBO
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GAINS

[Anonymous No.57762628]

kek, QQQ baggies

[Anonymous No.57762629]

Get slopped on you NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57762630]

>>57762521
>womyn not realizing the shareholders, not her, provide value

[Anonymous No.57762632]

>>57762566
Solidly up 20%. Well done, Undertaker.

[Anonymous No.57762634]

>>57762619
earnings

[Anonymous No.57762646]

>>57762619
The SEC mandates companies provide quarterly earnings reports.

[Anonymous No.57762654]

>>57762588
same bro

[Anonymous No.57762668]

kek MARA baggies

>t. Cleanspark Klan

[Anonymous No.57762670]

>>57762625
we are taking your gains mumu

[Anonymous No.57762671]

>>57762621
>Call it

[Anonymous No.57762684]

>>57762654
at least I sold a call just before close, so my cost basis is 29.85

what's $2985...? h-heh..

[Anonymous No.57762687]

>>57762671
Fuck forgot file

[Anonymous No.57762692]

I bought some LUNR
How fucked am I
DCA of $5.88

[Anonymous No.57762693]

>>57762621
1 year from now probably up

[Anonymous No.57762702]

Good day coming tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.57762705]

>>57762621
1 year from now probably flat

[Anonymous No.57762712]

>>57762521
SOXL is yet again attempting a double-top. Witness the ugly triple top it tried to form after failing it's double top (and forming a double bottom.)

Yet here we are again. Markets are bullish. Put/Call Ratios on SOXL are still in favor of bulls.

[Anonymous No.57762714]

>>57762521
Does anyone primarily use Implied volatility+Expected move to trade weekly options

[Anonymous No.57762716]

>>57762702
Good day for who?

[Anonymous No.57762718]

>>57762702
>the FUCKING 29th of FEBRUARY

[Anonymous No.57762719]

>>57762702
I should include, the amount of people who are medicated when I think about thinking about stuff.

[Anonymous No.57762725]

>>57762714
Yes. I am down 80% since monday.

[Anonymous No.57762733]

>>57762628
oh noes!

[Anonymous No.57762738]

>>57762725
That's unexpected.

[Anonymous No.57762739]

>>57762712
>TA on a daily 3x leveraged ETF instead of the index it follows
enough /smg/ for today

[Anonymous No.57762753]

algos are not programmed to properly trade 2/29 cause the codemonkeys didn't program edge cases, kinda like the Y2K bug, so tomorrow will the be the most organic trading day of the year, big money to be made. i know this for a fact all the big financial companies IT depts are freaking out and working overtime they just realized they're fucked when they ran numbers for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57762764]

>>57762739
Go for it, bro. (x) out. I've been calling the turns every step of the way.

[Anonymous No.57762774]

>>57762753
Yeah, I remember getting a weird auto notation of "Thursday March 1" lmao.

[Anonymous No.57762795]

>>57762739
The underlying even look better than SOXL. But either way, as someone pointed out yesterday, even if you aren't doing TA on leveraged ETFs other people are, and that influences how it moves

[Anonymous No.57762806]

>>57762753
The hidden tigers may show themselves tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57762810]

Some more slop for yall

[Anonymous No.57762819]

The market is delusional, I wonder what comes next

[Anonymous No.57762818]

2000 was the sitcom crash, 2008 was the housing crash, 2020 was the covid crash. What will they call 2024?

[Anonymous No.57762820]

We need a /smg/ etf

[Anonymous No.57762828]

>>57762739
I think for some fucked up reason, SOXL and maybe even SOXS trade more than their underlying. Even S.M.H.

[Anonymous No.57762829]

Between Mara and coinbase wonder if it’s worth losing 1000 bucks tomorrow if bitcoin is definitely losing like 10 or 20k can’t figure out how seriously this truly is. If my calls drop 50% tomorrow I’m holding out for June.

[Anonymous No.57762838]

if investing in indexes work why doesn't everyone do it?
is it really that hard not to panic sell?
will european economy stop sucking?

[Anonymous No.57762844]

>>57762818
Fucking fuck FUCK FFFUUUCCCKKK

*dotcom crash

[Anonymous No.57762849]

>>57762818
>sitcom crash

[Anonymous No.57762854]

>>57762818
>sitcom crash

[Anonymous No.57762857]

the faggy retard crash

[Anonymous No.57762862]

>>57762818
The WW3 crash.

Pedantic assholes will argue the war started in 2022 or even 2014 but everyone will ignore them.

[Anonymous No.57762870]

>>57762632
Based. Scalping my shares here in a minute. ADSK on tap for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57762871]

You did buy DUOL calls didn't you anon?

[Anonymous No.57762875]

>>57762818
what about office/housing crash again?

[Anonymous No.57762893]

[Anonymous No.57762894]

>>57762818
>2000 was the sitcom crash
#winning

[Anonymous No.57762904]

>>57762849
>>57762854
>*canned laughter*

[Anonymous No.57762906]

okay so am i completely retarded or why wouldn't i buy 100 NVAX stock right now for an easy 1000x

am i the only one who has noticed it's chart? like wtf even is this nonsense? it goes to $300 and then dumps back to $4 but then back up? That much? And it has done this repeatedly over the past 10+ years? Wtf is this someone talk me out of spending 400 bucks on this because elsewise what I see is minimal to no risk and a guarantee payoff at some random point in the future (which apparently is not simply triggered by pandemics since it has risen and fallen like that long before covid)

[Anonymous No.57762907]

>>57762904
Could you *BE* any more cliche?

[Anonymous No.57762909]

>>57762739
>>57762795
SOXL is a separate fund with its own underlying securities swaps. It doesn't have to be a pure 3x up or down in comparison to the SOXX. And you know this. Because Margin comes into play. Margin is part of the problem.

All you niggas who used to say chop-loss, chop-loss. You're right. It affects the price of SOXL compared to SOXX. But chop-loss doesn't affect the SOXX fund. Therefore, you have to look at SOXL separately.

And yes. Because people trade on it. People watch these lines and these numbers and those people aren't in this thread. They're on Reddit, they're on Facebook--they're everywhere.

I know some of you guys are veteran traders or you went to school for finance and this annoys the shit out of you. I get that. Still. Make money if possible. Or go fuck yourself if you try to splay me.

[Anonymous No.57762911]

>>57762904
canned... female natural gas?

[Anonymous No.57762920]

>>57762829
>whelp
>that's enough /smg/ for this year

[Anonymous No.57762921]

>>57762871
Why the fuck would ANYONE pay for fucking Duolingo??? I've been using it for years and I would never in my fucking life pay them for that piece of shit. Blows my mind it's up over 100% in a year. Probably some corporate scammy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57762936]

>>57762820
>a /smg/ etf
25% SOXL
25% TQQQ
25% SOXS
25% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57762944]

>>57762936
Overengineered gigacrab machine. As I expect for us.

[Anonymous No.57762948]

>>57762521
B I T C O I N

[Anonymous No.57762957]

>>57762936
Add a 10% minimum allocation to Ruger

[Anonymous No.57762962]

>>57762818
>Sitcom crash

[Anonymous No.57762969]

>>57762907
>*theme song plays*
>*portfolio drops to 0*
>*credits roll*

[Anonymous No.57762977]

>>57762818
The west has fallen crash

[Anonymous No.57762981]

>>57762738
I got greedy and doubled down on a bad position. Now I have to spend more money rolling my positions.

[Anonymous No.57762982]

>>57762712
it looks bullish and target 45 -46 ?

[Anonymous No.57762983]

hey fags replky to this post i know someone here knows wtf this shit is dont u fuckin bs me bud
>>57762906

[Anonymous No.57762989]

>>57762936
Would outperform most posters here tbqh

[Anonymous No.57763007]

>>57762838
Unironically yes. If people just bought and held through all the ups and downs, they'd be significantly wealthier.

[Anonymous No.57763008]

>MARA
>excellent earnings report
>still crashes like an adipose rhino on a garden chair

[Anonymous No.57763016]

nightmare slop

[Anonymous No.57763025]

>>57763008
This but for Bitcoin miners actually mining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzAdXyPYKQo

[Anonymous No.57763048]

>>57762983
yeah sure, I don't have anything to add

[Anonymous No.57763050]

>>57762818
if its tomorrow the leaping crash.

[Anonymous No.57763059]

>>57762702
Good day for OIL and NATGAS fellow Chie poster

[Anonymous No.57763067]

>>57762521
>AMC reports less than terrible earnings
>has an arguably positive future
>stock still shits the bed
Apes on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.57763071]

>>57762983
NVAX? I sold around 5.8 for fun and only made few hundreds. There are better opportunities there and it need time to consolidate.

[Anonymous No.57763082]

>>57763008
We'll be fine bro. Just bag hold until halvijg or more, report looks excellent

[Anonymous No.57763086]

>>57762818
>What will they call 2024?
The great reset

[Anonymous No.57763090]

>>57762944

[Anonymous No.57763098]

>>57762906
entirely dependant on government contracts. chinkshit.

[Anonymous No.57763105]

>>57762983
>>57762906
after it drops 50% after you buy it and sit on it for 6 years it'll start annoying to see it every time you open your brokerage, so you'll sell it for the price you paid after a small pump just to exit the position without a loss. then you'll think about the everything else that went up, and if you had allocated the money more wisely instead of buying into something with high opportunity cost risk

[Anonymous No.57763112]

>>57762625
>>57762629
Nice

[Anonymous No.57763119]

>>57763071
I was considering just buying 100 of them and seeing what happens and was wondering if that was mindblowingly retarded or if I am on to some schizo shit thats why i asked

[Anonymous No.57763121]

First time posting on biz, my great grandma left me money, i want to invest but don't know what. I heard ETFs are a good start, any advice?

[Anonymous No.57763129]

>>57762818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_debt_crisis
How about this one?

[Anonymous No.57763133]

>>57763112

[Anonymous No.57763139]

>>57762818
The great Western crash (and the rise of BRICS)

[Anonymous No.57763142]

>>57763098
this was the answer I wanted thank you

[Anonymous No.57763151]

>>57762936
not much different than buying an options straddle

[Anonymous No.57763158]

>>57763151
or strangle rather

[Anonymous No.57763181]

>>57763121
Joke answer: the Fag7
Real answer: DCA a broad index fund (SPY VOO VTI) until you get a better sense of what is going on. If you really can't lose money buy 3-6 month TBills.

[Anonymous No.57763190]

>>57763121
The Boomer Investing 101 link in the OP.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57763206]

>>57762818
The beginning of the end

[Anonymous No.57763210]

>>57763112

[Anonymous No.57763240]

>>57763210
why asians?

[Anonymous No.57763246]

>>57763206

[Anonymous No.57763254]

>>57763181
>>57763190
Thank you

[Anonymous No.57763261]

>>57763240
Perk for MOGLF shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57763294]

>>57762936
>no BOIL and KOLD

[Anonymous No.57763323]

>>57762838
>panic sell?
? indeed, I boughted a breddy gud bit of STOOKS and ETFs today.

[Anonymous No.57763374]

im going to sell off my entire portfolio this week, screw this POS market, im getting out with a profit this week

[Anonymous No.57763379]

>>57762969

[Anonymous No.57763386]

>>57763240
fucks up white peoples faces

[Anonymous No.57763395]

>>57763323
BOUGHTEDS that were made today
BNO
USO
OILK
XLE
XOP
XES
XAR
XME
SEA
T
NAT
TRMD
FRO
CABA
CCCC
IOVA
ALT
CEIX
NC
REPX
CVI
PARR
WTTR
PBR
DVN

All in WHOLE SHARES and EVERYTHING, not even FRACTIONAL SHARES or NOTHING.
I boughted.

[Anonymous No.57763398]

>>57763374
SPY 600 SOON

[Anonymous No.57763404]

Stop sells set
If xecuted I end up with 10% profit over the past 9 months and the rest of the market can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.57763415]

>>57763386
Not always

[Anonymous No.57763416]

>>57763395
>FRACTIONAL SHARES

[Anonymous No.57763423]

Down .03% today, so I beat the market today

[Anonymous No.57763451]

>>57763416
I only make 9K a month how do you expect me to evenly weight my stocks when I have some that are 300+ dollars in price?!

[Anonymous No.57763457]

>>57763415
this ones pretty good

[Anonymous No.57763469]

>>57763451
Fuckin poorfags, I swear.

[Anonymous No.57763486]

>>57762566
Shill something else that will double I'm a couple of days

[Anonymous No.57763505]

>>57763486
How about you get a job, pay taxes, procreate, and retire at 65 like society expects of you?

[Anonymous No.57763526]

GOOD AFTERNOON SNOW SARS

[Anonymous No.57763533]

>>57762702
I am currently in the process of quitting my happy pills. Reasons: 1.they don't make me happy. 2.im fairly sure they also make me slightly stupid(er than I am without them).

[Anonymous No.57763558]

NVDA-powered AI sexbots

[Anonymous No.57763557]

>>57763505
Nah bruh

[Anonymous No.57763574]

Wtf it's not even 3 PM and I'm already hungry for dinner
Any good food stocks?

[Anonymous No.57763586]

>>57763574
You’re fat

[Anonymous No.57763591]

>>57763574
BYND

[Anonymous No.57763593]

>>57762629
Some good ones here

[Anonymous No.57763597]

>>57763558
>NVDA-powered AI sexbots

You really think your overlords will let you get AI blow jobs? They would rather sell you the dream and ensure you don't get that reality.

[Anonymous No.57763614]

>>57763586
Hmm, I have been gaining some weight back recently... But I'm not fat yet
>>57763591
eww

[Anonymous No.57763619]

>>57763574
CAVA

[Anonymous No.57763623]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57763656]

>>57763574
LW, SYY

[Anonymous No.57763679]

>>57763593
i want to fuck that

[Anonymous No.57763689]

SMG, should i go to the city and hire an escort for the night?
>t. incel

[Anonymous No.57763702]

>>57763689
Not the whole night

[Anonymous No.57763718]

>>57763689
just jerk it

[Anonymous No.57763732]

>>57763689
>should i go to the city
FUCK
NO

[Anonymous No.57763736]

>>57763574
WEN. It's probably non-surge pricing for burgers now. Anything you don't eat you can resell later for a few pennies profit.

[Anonymous No.57763746]

>>57763689
Buy a little alcohol and jack off. This IS financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57763754]

>>57763689
Nah, just keep your wits about you, cross the street to avoid blacks, and you should be safe without an escort.

[Anonymous No.57763759]

>>57763736
Hmm... I walked by a WEN earlier, I could go back that way for a baconator and a frosty
Also, do you think WEN will pump on the surge pricing news?

[100K !!ouAUXV+IeRo No.57763784]

>>57763754
DOHOHOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.57763791]

>>57762718
February should have 34 days.

[Anonymous No.57763794]

>>57763754
this, get a mace or a Stanley knife if you think that's not enough, but you don't need an escort

[Anonymous No.57763803]

>>57763791
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.57763806]

>>57763759
>Also, do you think WEN will pump on the surge pricing news?
didnt they cancel it?

[Anonymous No.57763817]

>>57763679
How about this one

[Anonymous No.57763821]

>>57763806
Oh, idk, I need to keep up with the news better I guess

[Anonymous No.57763823]

>>57763791
I'd be down.

[Anonymous No.57763829]

>>57762818
the great taking

[Anonymous No.57763834]

>>57762818
The winds of winter crash after GRRM dies of fatness.

[Anonymous No.57763849]

>>57763806
They're working on a system that charges you double if the kiosk camera thinks you're wearing a tie.

[Anonymous No.57763876]

>CRM today

[Anonymous No.57763912]

>>57763759
I doubt it. Initial cost to build that system will be high and maintaining the model + networking won't be free. All of this to gain a few cents per item? I am sure they will average out more per sale but it'll take some time to break even on something like that, not to mention lost customers due to backlash (unless all the other fast food places adopt the same practices). Maybe they can contract it out to UBER/DASH since they already have surge systems in place.

[Anonymous No.57763945]

>>57763912
No they'll just get AI to do it

[Anonymous No.57763995]

>>57763876

[Anonymous No.57764003]

I keep hearing a lot of shit about muh porn being bad and Im still convinced it´s just american puritanism overflowing into other cultures and an easy way to blame something else for one´s personal failures. But if anything happens, is it bullish PLBY?

[Anonymous No.57764012]

>>57763876
Is that Salesforce? Fuck that garbage. How about they invent a system that gets all my retard coworkers to actually use the CRM system?

[Anonymous No.57764015]

Cup and handle on BIG? plus bullflag?

[Anonymous No.57764025]

>>57763995
NAILED

[Anonymous No.57764038]

I have 17k shares Bitfarms, why did it shit the bed today?

[Anonymous No.57764042]

>>57764012
>having coworkers

[Anonymous No.57764065]

>Russian state media says that the country's parliament and Federation Council is preparing to respond positively to Transistria's earlier urgent requestion for Moscow's 'protection' from Moldova, a small eastern European country supported by Washington. Russian legislators have "put forward a request to both the Federation Council and State Duma of Russia, urging them to implement measures to safeguard Transnistria, especially in light of Moldova’s growing pressure.

What Moldovan stocks you guys got?

[Anonymous No.57764081]

>>57764042
At least I only have to be physically present in office for like 4 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.57764106]

How we feeling about best buys earnings tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57764115]

>>57764106
I went there to buy something once and they didn't sell it

[Anonymous No.57764128]

Are BMBL puts still a good play tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57764135]

Are you guys neoliberals?

[Anonymous No.57764141]

>>57764038
Money piled into MARA instead, anticipating great earnings.

MARA earnings subsequently kicked off a rugpull after hours.

Now nobody has any money anywhere.

[Anonymous No.57764150]

>>57764065
Ironnically, the first irl person i knew that held stocks was a moldovan class mate whose father was a medic and bought him a bunch of stocks. If I had taken his advice I would be rich by now.

[Anonymous No.57764155]

>>57764128
Anon, their earnings were yesterday.

[Anonymous No.57764163]

>>57763817
c-cute ^_^

[Anonymous No.57764185]

>>57764081
Mighty nice! BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57764198]

>>57762818
AI crash?

Nvidia is the biggest fucking bubble I have ever seen since the Dot Com fuckery

[Anonymous No.57764206]

Goddamnit if LUNR isn't one volatile ass stock. Shit is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.57764220]

It would be funny to scalp recruiters and hiring managers in minecraft I think.

[Anonymous No.57764223]

Hello sirs. I have NVDA puts @ 700 and COIN calls @ 235 - both 1m expiry. Is okay?

[Anonymous No.57764235]

>>57764206
One minute, Apollo 11, the next, Apollo 1.

[Anonymous No.57764238]

>>57764155
exactly, but IV is no longer an issue now. I'm not sure if the slow bleed will continue tho

[Anonymous No.57764242]

>>57763614
Damn, fatty in denial
You’re worse than the people in Walmart motor carts

[Anonymous No.57764257]

I'M GONNA BUY LUNR TOMORROW AND YOU STUPID NIGGERS WON'T STOP ME, NO LONGER WILL I BE LEFT BEHIND

[Anonymous No.57764264]

>>57764235

[Anonymous No.57764267]

>>57764185
Hell yeah. Now all I need is that fabled housing crash so I can use my gains for a real house.

[Anonymous No.57764272]

>>57764257
Hurry up then

[Anonymous No.57764311]

>>57764242
I'm not fat
But I am going to go make some chicken parm out of frozen tendies.
Since I cancelled my HELFY subscription, I've had to get creative

[Anonymous No.57764318]

>>57764238
No idea, but you bring up an interesting point. Here's GRND vs BMBL.

You know how people are switching to cereal for dinner to save on food costs? What if they're turning gay because it's cheaper than straight dating?

[Anonymous No.57764357]

>>57764257
just wait two months and get it for $2

[Anonymous No.57764399]

>>57764357
And what's your basis for that claim, baka?

[Anonymous No.57764407]

>>57764311
Don't let that lanklet twink shame you anon. We hamchads reign at the top of the caste.

[Anonymous No.57764408]

>>57764318
Bidenomics is horrifying

[Anonymous No.57764433]

>>57764198
Everyone and their mother thinks nvidia is a bubble, therefore it’s not

[Anonymous No.57764448]

>>57764311
I just ated something BASED on a recipe that an Anon here shared. I cut up some russet potatoes and soaked them in ice water for about an hour. Then rolled them around in a mixture of LIGHT olive oil (higher smoke point) with garlic powder and Italian seasoning stirred into it thickly. Then I air fried them in my AIR FRYER on 400 for about 24 minutes. Then I grounded black pepper all over them and sprinkled them with IODIZED SALT.

[Anonymous No.57764454]

>>57764399
hype cycle stock, people get bored and lose interest. buy in a few months and dump after the next landing.

[Anonymous No.57764466]

>>57764408
Articulate why

[Anonymous No.57764473]

Any /heem/sters here who are thinking about buying puts on EDR for after April? The class action lawsuit thing is still pretty under the radar and might drum up some fear when it starts and gets more publicized

[Anonymous No.57764475]

>>57764433
Lol no - people are buying the "MUH A WILL CHANGE THE WORLDARINO" narrative.

[Anonymous No.57764505]

>>57763261
>MOGLF
There are only a handful of trades per day in this. I still want to buy it though

[Anonymous No.57764527]

>>57764448
Anon I think that's the recipe for mustard gas

[Anonymous No.57764530]

>>57764454
Seeing as I was about to fall for the hype myself, you've got a point. What do you think about its long-term potential?

[Anonymous No.57764544]

>>57764527
It's good for just about anything, especially jock itch.

[Anonymous No.57764585]

>>57762521
I'm suddenly realizing that I'm just mid. Maybe slightly above mid but not enough. I feel like you need to be top 1 percent in intelligence or top 10 percent in social skills and personality to actually make it

[Anonymous No.57764587]

SOUN reports tomorrow but I’m holding ADSK. Not an earnings play really as I’ve been in it since November.

[Anonymous No.57764631]

>>57762521
Bobros.. it's been a long ride but I think it's now safe to say this is the top. See you at 3k mumu.

[Anonymous No.57764642]

>>57764527
That's why you have to wear your safety goggles.

[Anonymous No.57764648]

>>57764408
is this frog being BOILed?

[Anonymous No.57764663]

>>57764505
Schwab charges a $50/trade foreign share fee. Hence why I want to move my ass over to IBKR. I hear they let you buy directly from the Hong Kongers.

[Anonymous No.57764672]

>>57764530
Could be big if they don't crash into the moon on the next mission. Next mission is this year but no day listed yet.

[Anonymous No.57764679]

>THIS
>IS
>NOOT
>INVOOSTMENT
>ADVOOCE

[Anonymous No.57764681]

>CEG up another 10% today
What? Because they're saving so much on uranium? Fuck you. Fuck utilities. Fuck CEG.

[Anonymous No.57764691]

>>57764318
>What if they're turning gay because it's cheaper than straight dating?
A fun theory, but no woman is worth spending money on during the first date anyway.

[Anonymous No.57764713]

https://youtu.be/SFEewD4EVwU?si=1ofrM2mvZ8o6EtuH

What goes up must come down
Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your BAGGIES it's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted BOBO let the spinnin' wheel spin

You got no money and you got no home
Spinnin' wheel all alone
Talkin' 'bout your BAGGIES and you never learn
Ride a painted BOBO let the spinnin' wheel turn

[Anonymous No.57764715]

>>57764631
>3k
you're being too generous!

[Anonymous No.57764718]

>>57764642
Indeed, good call
Here, have this version where I fixed the goggles getting cropped on the right
>>57764407
Thank you for the words of encouragement, but I'm not a hamchad. Nor am I a lanklet. I'm just in the middle... nothing special I guess.

[Anonymous No.57764724]

>>57764585
It's tough out there. And a lot of systems got torn down which were supposed to make it easier for average folks.

[Anonymous No.57764740]

>>57764718
Nobody likes a fence sitter hello fresh anon. Pick a direction and go

[Anonymous No.57764742]

>>57764718
Thanks, fren. Saved.

[Anonymous No.57764747]

>>57764663
Thanks for the heads up. This fee applies to me

[Anonymous No.57764757]

>>57764713
BASED
A
SHIT IS ABOUT TO GAAN DOWN
E
D

[Anonymous No.57764766]

A woodpecker just rapid fire pecked at my furnace flue and it scared the crap out of me. I thought the hot water heater was about to explode.

[Anonymous No.57764783]

>>57764740
I'm trying to lose weight and become a lanklet, but it's hard
Especially since DPZ keeps sending me deal alerts on my phone... Too bad I've already started making this chicken parm, or else I'd get a pizza

[Anonymous No.57764789]

>>57764766

[Anonymous No.57764826]

>>57764783
Sounds like you have a lot of personal decisions to make. Keep in mind if you choose the path of the lanklet, your bussy will be vulnerable to hamchads at all times. It's a hard life to lead.

[Anonymous No.57764834]

>>57764766
Woodpeckers around here used to peck the metal caps of power and phone line posts. There are no longer woodpeckers around here, I guess they all died repeatedly slamming their faces into steel plates instead of looking for food.

[god No.57764853]

>>57764826
i am not ready for these facts you wield

[Anonymous No.57764870]

>>57764766
You must wait another day for the sweet, sweet release of death.

[Anonymous No.57764889]

I have an unusual early indicator on young people's fashion. I think it's possible JNCOs may be making a comeback among the youth. I work at university and at first it started with a few girls wearing overly wide legged pants. Now I saw a couple boys wearing them too. Go long on brands that sell these.
>>57764834
>Woodpeckers around here used to peck the metal caps of power and phone line posts
Yeah they do that too. Most common woodpecker species here is the northern flicker.
>>57764870
I know. It's not fair. Where is the meteor to fall from the sky on to my head?

[HARBINGER OF MIDCAPS No.57764905]

VO +.09%

VOO -.36%
VTI -.32%
VUG -1.04%
VTWO -.88%
QQQ -.69%
SPY -.29%

[Anonymous No.57764923]

Whats the short interest for LUNR looking like?

[Anonymous No.57764934]

I have 130 Google share, 10 MSFT and way too much Bitfarms. What do I buy?

[Anonymous No.57764939]

>>57764905
Holy fuck... it's over...

[Anonymous No.57764943]

>>57764853
It's ok, take your time

[Anonymous No.57764965]

>>57763121
Don't fuck it up, don't try getting into some crazy position. Personally I'm bullish on AI, roll the dice on soundhound earnings are tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57764984]

Bloat lords its our time

[Anonymous No.57764990]

I should have just got BITO last year jesus christ I could have been so rich. I got 46 30/35 call spread for June but I might be being too conservative, if I got 15 35c Jan 2025 if this thing does 250K a coin I can still get six figures

[Anonymous No.57764991]

>some anon said he was gonna dump his entire portfolio into SNOW puts and ADSK puts last night
>did the math
>he bought 5 200p weeklies
>he's sitting on 8k gains right now
Huh maybe he was onto something

ADSK puts?

[Anonymous No.57764996]

>>57762521
Parents recently gave me and my brother 5k for rrsp. They wanted me to go with a financial advisor but i decided i would rather just do it myself since i had good experience with my tfsa years ago.

I am looking at the market after being away from it for awhile, and it looks like i would just be buying the top of any investment i make.

Am i wrong for deciding to just hold the cash and wait for the market to settle and gain a bit more stability? Seems insanly risky no matter what i decide.

[Anonymous No.57765027]

>>57763689
No there's a STD epidemic. Also women are attracted to violence if anything buy a ounce of weed and sell some, offer a girl weed for a blowjob I don't help the whores pay the bills I only give them something self destructive like drugs or going out to eat.

Realistically you don't want to do that I say get a good onahole

[Anonymous No.57765036]

>>57764984
Always has been

[Anonymous No.57765055]

I'm switching to Bitcoin ETFs until we stop crabbing

[Anonymous No.57765064]

>>57764991
>Betting against the undertaker
I don't even think they've redemed their AI pump yet. Even without it they still effectively have a monopoly on that kind of software. Then again the market sure is WAAAACKY these days. ANYTHING could happen!

[Anonymous No.57765092]

>>57764996
SNSXX

[Anonymous No.57765093]

>>57765036
There is no person in this thread that will not lower his voice when addressing this man.

[Anonymous No.57765102]

>>57764766
Buy stock in your water heater manufacturer

[Anonymous No.57765111]

>>57762838
as Graham said, it is very easy to earn the average rate of return and very hard to beat it. Most people think it can't be that hard and try anyway. This advice is the most repeated and accepted, yet the least followed.

[Anonymous No.57765131]

>>57765092
Why tho?
I was honestly looking at companies like alibaba.

[Anonymous No.57765132]

>>57765102
Who even makes large appliances like that? I really wanted to buy some companies that made sump pumps after the mass torrents in California last year but wasn't able to do research in time.

[Anonymous No.57765147]

>>57765036
Mr Rockerfeller I thought you will still working out and losing weight? I'm down 60 pounds in the past year. Doing my burpees every week.

[Anonymous No.57765160]

>>57765131
KEK
E
KEK
E
KEK

[Anonymous No.57765163]

>>57765064
So what would you recommend then? ADSK strangles and DELL puts? There's no fuckin way DELL runs like SMCI did right?

[Anonymous No.57765174]

Do I go all in TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.57765201]

>>57765174
Maybe if you bought last year.

[Anonymous No.57765207]

>>57765111
Checked.
>Most people think it can't be that hard and try anyway. This advice is the most repeated and accepted, yet the least followed.
I was under the impression that passive index investing with DRIP enabled was the normies thing to do, am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.57765211]

>>57764990
Decent odds there's a post-halving crash & crab.

[Anonymous No.57765221]

>>57765147
I was doing really well until I took this new job. I moved up the ranks way quicker than I thought I would. So i'm in REAL deep at work. I was trained by a super bitchy group of boomers that looked down on me, to the guy that all of said boomers come to for help. I'm being groomed to take over the night supervisor position by next year. That comes with a huge pay raise and I already have A+ benefits at this job. The owner pulled me aside yesterday and for like 30 minutes he was joking around with me and telling me that I have made a huge impact on the success of the business. It feels good to be appreciated and have work superiors praise me. I have worked very hard to move up the ladder and it's proof to zoomers that if you work hard, have a good work ethic, and earn your stripes, you can get to where you want to be in any business.

[Anonymous No.57765222]

>>57765174
No, RETARD, you sit patiently and breathe until NATGAS AND OIL get to good points for YUGE DCA BUY INS.

[Anonymous No.57765229]

>>57765163
DELL is cringe, ancient boomertech. I don't care what their actual business is, they don't have the meme power of a company literally named Super Micro Computer.

[Anonymous No.57765236]

>>57765132
>>57765102
My water heater is made by a company called Gemco. They are private, unfortunately. Good water heater though. Heats up quickly. Or it does the job. I don't know what is good and bad for water heaters.

[Anonymous No.57765250]

>>57765221
BLESSED
A
SCOOPSIES SHOULD GO WITH YOU TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
E
D

[Anonymous No.57765255]

>>57764996
If you want something that's dead and bottomed out try China, lithium, precious metal miners, or office REITs. BABA, ALB, SBSW, SLG, you are not buying the top of these charts.

[Anonymous No.57765264]

>>57765163
other way around friend.

[Anonymous No.57765267]

>>57765221
Mr Rockerfeller we might just make it.

[Anonymous No.57765270]

>>57765229
If DELL is cringe boomer tech than autodesk is literally fucking prehistoric. I'm pretty sure 3dsmax is older than half this thread.

You know what fuck it. I'm buying LEAPS on DELL in the morning along with 20x 80p

[Anonymous No.57765273]

>>57765163
I am too dumb to do options, especially around earnings time. The recent trend seems to be companies adding billions in mcap in a few days so either could giga run.

[Anonymous No.57765282]

>>57765264
So ADSK puts? How far otm?

[Anonymous No.57765289]

1h56m of NoFap

[Anonymous No.57765290]

>>57765270
I don't know about the fundamentals, I'm just saying you wouldn't have any meme power for an SMCI type run. It's respectable and matching or beating QQQ, nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.57765339]

>>57765282
oh I was talking about the picture.
but it looks like its right in the middle of its range so neither puts nor calls are good value. so I'd be writing a 1stddev strangle.

[Anonymous No.57765341]

>>57765250
Scoopsies is with me everywhere I go in my head and there is nothing he can do, physically, legally, or metaphysically, to stop me, and he is just going to have to live with that.
>>57765267
Everyone in this thread is going to make it, well, except for baggot. He is someone who has already made it and will not make it long term.

[Anonymous No.57765351]

>>57765290
I'm sticking to my guns on this one. SMCI ran because of server rack demand. SMCI is the AMD of server racks and DELL is the NVDA.

Buying deep itm LEAPS dated for next Q. This shit is going to run to 125 minimum

[Anonymous No.57765392]

the time has come to rotate into SOXS

[Anonymous No.57765398]

>>57765392
baggot put your trip on

[Anonymous No.57765462]

>>57765392
Do you remember a good while back when you said to all in on TOPS Ships? Have you taken a look since then?

[Anonymous No.57765491]

Another day. Of doing "nothing". Seriously I left today at noon. What did I do during the morning? Why nothing much. Checked my e-mail, ate some breakfast at my desk, drank a coke, and spaced out a bit. Then shut it down and left. (I get paid for the full day to)

[Anonymous No.57765492]

>>57765462
Shipping containers was a good /smg/ time period meme. I drove by a country house the other day and they had a ZIM container in their yard.

[Anonymous No.57765529]

>how this thread will greet me in a year after telling you I bought LAAC

[Anonymous No.57765535]

>>57765492
I still love them, I boughted TRMD today, it has a YUGE DIVIE. I have ASC, FRO, and NAT too, plus the SEAS ETF which has about a 7% DIVIE after expense ratio.

[Anonymous No.57765548]

>>57765535
I've gone all in on DRIP for my stocks. I'm buying stocks now with the intention of never selling them. Ever.

[Anonymous No.57765555]

>>57762521
inflation will be lower than predicted, get ready for a face-melting pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57765572]

>>57765529
>LAAC
I bought first this morning after seeing it shilled yesterday. How high is it going?

[Anonymous No.57765580]

>>57765529
OK, FOOK IT, you've just convinced me to buy ONE SHARE to start with.

[Anonymous No.57765592]

>>57765535
>SEAS ETF
Don't you mean BOAT?

Or I guess that one has a 13% divvy yield.

[Anonymous No.57765600]

>>57765555
Somehow, despite your numbers, I think you might be wrong. Or not. I have no good feel on this market here.

[Anonymous No.57765605]

>>57765491
I was going to insult your laziness and being a tax dollar parasite but whatever. It's 2024 America. Who cares?

[Anonymous No.57765607]

>>57765548
Yep, I am building a portion of mine with that same intent, DCAing into certain things like the tankers, OILK, UMI, XOM and others. I'm just adding to them slowly on bargain days until I see one get really good and cheap then I will pile the fuck in.

[Anonymous No.57765621]

>>57762521
Government wants you to stop using C and C++ programming languages.
Since the government is always wrong... I think we should double down into C and C++...

[Anonymous No.57765646]

>>57765592
I didn't know of that one but I did mean just SEA without the S on end.

[Anonymous No.57765666]

>>57765621
>buy when there is blood in the streets
Yep. Shill the stocks that are affected.

[Anonymous No.57765674]

>>57765592
I'm comparing those now and looks like I will probably sell SEA and buy BOAT.
THANKS
FREN

[Anonymous No.57765695]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) This flamboyantly tragic (Tragic)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) This is love, isn't it? (Oh, yeah)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Scenery to be forever, yeah
Let's be honest, we enjoyed it (It's coming down)

[Anonymous No.57765708]

Bros what's better, buying a plot of land and building a house on it for $300,000. Or investing that $300,000 for $1,000/mo in perpetuity, and renting out a huge manor with a pool in the Philippines for like $850/mo, even though you're only renting and not owning?

[Anonymous No.57765715]

Buy Bitfarms calls for the earnings?

[Anonymous No.57765724]

>>57765529
why not ALB instead?
>pic related

[Anonymous No.57765728]

Alright boys here's what I'm thinking for tomorrow

I pulled out some play money from my index funds and here's the plan
>20 DELL 80-90p weeklies
>5 DELL LEAPS of various time frames ranging from ITM to 125
>couple ADSK puts for fun to pump undertakers bags
>SPY 495p 3/8
>NVDA LEAPS if PCE comes in hot for cheap premiums

[Anonymous No.57765733]

>>57765621
this is actually valid opinion and a good thing

[Anonymous No.57765740]

>>57765621
The previous place I worked at used Rust for some of the govt contract work because the previous team was too incompetant to use C properly. I would not recommend it, but you should still be familiar with it so you can have an edge on rewriting the poorly written code into a proper language.

[Anonymous No.57765746]

>tfw you bought YINN calls
>>57765221
Where do you live that alcoholic tier workmanship is highly praised?
Asking for a friend...

[Anonymous No.57765759]

the absolute state

[Anonymous No.57765799]

>>57765605
Being a parasite is based. I have several friends who have autism and apparently the government gives them disability pay which they live on. I don't understand how it makes them unable to work, they can do other things and hold a conversation fine, grocery baggers can be so retarded as to barely be able to speak. But in the end, they escaped being a cog in this soulless system that treats human life as capital and wants to convert your flesh and youth into value for billionaire child touchers and jews and that is the epitome of based. I would (and likely will) have to kill myself or others to achieve the same thing since I'm not autistic.

[Anonymous No.57765822]

>>57765799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxFXyQmOYkM

[Anonymous No.57765824]

>>57765746
How are the spreads on those? I thought about buying some leaps at some point but figured the spread would be too poor to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.57765828]

>>57765548
DRIP made since when you had to pay a commission. Now it’s just like carpet bombing your portfolio. I prefer to take all the money a use precision strikes on a single stock depending on how it’s doing or how i think it’s going to do. I’ve done a lot better since I started this and you’re also not holding a bunch of fractional shares as much which kind of annoy me.

[Anonymous No.57765834]

>>57765708
do you want to goon and have extra money? or live indawoods with uncovered monthly expenses.

[Anonymous No.57765836]

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.57765840]

>>57765392
>TFW the no fun allowed police took away pop up lights

[Anonymous No.57765841]

>>57765605
you should insult me. I gamble my disability check every month on puts.

[Anonymous No.57765854]

>>57765841
I think you're based fuck jews be a tick on society's balls damn I hate that I can't do what you do

[Anonymous No.57765862]

>>57765828
This is my method too, I used to DRIP but now only deal in whole shares and pick what seems to be in a good place for new shares or buy something new altogether. I don't even have my money market funds set to autoreinvest.

[Anonymous No.57765865]

>>57765854
>fuck jews
The markets as you know them only exist because of them

[Anonymous No.57765866]

>>57765740
>I would not recommend it
what are disadvantages of Rust?

[Anonymous No.57765868]

>>57765856

>>57765856

>>57765856

[Anonymous No.57765876]

>>57765708
If you really have $300k invest that shit in something that will pay dividends and rent you a villa in PI

[Anonymous No.57765881]

>>57765733
it's a bad thing because it means they're hiring a bunch of retards and pajeets that don't know what they're doing

[Anonymous No.57765882]

>>57765733
For C maybe, but replacing cpp with rust is just swapping one problem for another. Both languages have different ways of getting UB, and all the "unsafe" memory stuff in cpp can be turned on in rust.

[Anonymous No.57765889]

>>57765836
what website? forex is pretty hard imo. not really investing but trading. cant just sit tight in a winning position.

[Anonymous No.57765893]

will gold miners get a break sometime this year? or are they the poster child of 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57765894]

>>57765728
>NVDA LEAPS if PCE comes in hot for cheap premiums
You think NVDA will pump *more* with fewer Fed cuts?

[Anonymous No.57765904]

>>57765834
I want to moneymaxx above all else.

[Anonymous No.57765906]

>>57765746
>>57765824
FXI looks waaay more liquid. And you can use further OTM calls to get the same effect as YINN.

[Anonymous No.57765922]

>>57765893
The latter. Hype's drained to superior digital gold and its miners.

[Anonymous No.57765938]

>>57765866
The team takes forever to get anything done. I left the company and finally saw that 6 years later they finally implemented a basic feature I wanted. There's also been catastrophic compiler bugs that affected EVERY SINGLE VERSION! I got fucked real bad by that bug when I had to submit some report we almost lost our biggest contract. The library support isn't great and their build tool cargo is pretty bulky. Now that modern C++ versions have flags for borrow checking/thread safety/memory safety I see no reason Rust should even exist.

[Anonymous No.57765943]

>>57765746
I live in rural michigan. You can be a literal mouth breathing retard here and get a job that pays $20 an hour with full bennies. People are fleeing this state almost as fast as california for some reason.

[Business Dad No.57765966]

>>57764631
We're at the top? But it was a red day. You don't make sense, you silly bear.

[Anonymous No.57766229]

>>57764631
>See you at 3k mumu.
I will slurp so hard

[Anonymous No.57766285]

>>57765893
Sir... you know real money can never be allowed to bring equilibrium. We must persist in a world of increasing perversion.

[Anonymous No.57766407]

>>57765943
Is Michigan a good state to live in?

[Anonymous No.57766581]

>>57765535
Do you only buy divvy stocks in your Roth? Why buy divvy stocks and etfs in a taxable account if they're gonna take a portion of your gains anyway?

[Anonymous No.57767088]

>>57766581
Them taking a portion doesn't change the fact that there's more money than I would have had without it at all. My primary money maker is trading NATGAS AND OIL futures priced BASED ETFs so I'm not going to SPERG over a little bit of my FREE MONEY getting shaved. Also COMMODITIES BASED ETFs get taxed 60/40 long/short holds no matter how quickly you buy/sell. But you NIGGERS just call me a NIGGER instead of learning anything so you FAGGOTS do not even know about that 60/40 long/short term shit at all. I'm too old for a ROTH but my son has one. NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.57767143]

>>57765592
I went ahead and put in a limit sell on SEA and market buy on BOAT.
THANKS
FREN
R
E
NIGGERS