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I've been lying to my gf about how much money I have for the past 3 years. Can altcoins please pump so I no longer have to lie anymore?

>> No.57755170

>>57755109
you've also been lying about your height by never standing up so she never knows you're 5'7instead of 5'9

>> No.57755196

>girlfriend
>caring what she knows about your personal finances
excellent bait sir

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>>57755109
You're meant to lie by saying you have less than you actually do. That way she doesn't bother you about travelling or zestimaxxing with her.

>> No.57755866

My GF doesn't know I'm rich, she always pays half our restaurant bills. She'll me mad as fuck once she finds out.

>> No.57755880

>I've been lying to my kid about how much money I have for the past 3 years. Can altcoins please pump so I no longer have to lie anymore?
This is you
this is how stupid you sound

>> No.57755903

>>57755109
ha ha , you are literally me

>> No.57755933

>>57755880
she's 10 years older than me retard