/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57754256]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previous: >>57749518

[Anonymous No.57754285]

>know bitcoin is a scam that will eventually go to 0
>still participate in it

it do be like that

[Anonymous No.57754287]

>BTC 60k
also is anyone c3.ai gambling?

[Anonymous No.57754299]

First for female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57754301]

Selling calls starting right....

[Anonymous No.57754303]

MSFT
MELI
NVDA
LAAC
LUNR
You will NOT make it without these companies.

[Anonymous No.57754327]

>>57754287
Puts

[Anonymous No.57754328]

>smg
>first 2 posts are about bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57754336]

Do I buy MSFT/ Costco or TQQQ? $40k

[Anonymous No.57754364]

do you guys think it's still worth getting in COIN?
i'm thinking me asking this might be a top signal but who knows

[Anonymous No.57754369]

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

[Anonymous No.57754388]

>>57754364
I wouldn't touch any crypto related stuff right now (COIN, miners) til after the halving personally

[Anonymous No.57754396]

BIG BROS
Probably tripple digits gains today

[Anonymous No.57754413]

[Anonymous No.57754419]

>>57754371
>just a few hundred
lol jesus christ I'm not paying a woman that much money. Some zoomer bitch will blow me after I buy her a hamburger. I just don't know how to make the connection, dating apps suck.

[Anonymous No.57754420]

>>57754328
How bout that dow huh

[Anonymous No.57754428]

I fucking hate these cryptofaggots so much, I'll throw a party when their ponzi collapses and it all goes to zero. They deserve to lose everything because of their stupidity.

[Anonymous No.57754433]

>>57754388
Idk hut8 and clsk don’t look too bad

[Anonymous No.57754439]

>>57754364
Yes definitely. It is going to $400 easily. I bought and sold the first big rally and then bought back in at $140. COIN is expensive as fuck P/E wise but if BTC goes up 5x and the alts go too over the next 1-2 years then COIN is cheap right now.

[Anonymous No.57754448]

>>57754420
I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

[Anonymous No.57754450]

[Anonymous No.57754451]

>>57754419
Sure thing, bro. Keep trying. Keep paying for dating apps' plans and boosts that will surely land you free 10/10 zoomette pussy.

[Anonymous No.57754459]

>>57754396
i can feel it

[Anonymous No.57754469]

>>57754328
SPY has been crabbing for the past two days, and earnings this week are pretty boring. Crypto is also hitting ath so its not surprising.

[Anonymous No.57754474]

>>57754396
elaborate

[Anonymous No.57754480]

...now.

[Anonymous No.57754481]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57754484]

BANGBANGBANG

[Anonymous No.57754487]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57754494]

>>57754481
FUG

[Anonymous No.57754505]

LOOOK AT HER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57754507]

it's joever

[Anonymous No.57754506]

>>57754481
>:01

[Anonymous No.57754512]

>>57754428

mad cuz bad

[Anonymous No.57754510]

>>57754481
>1 second late
Crabby slightly red day.

[Anonymous No.57754514]

>oil breaking 80 soon

inflation bros we are SO back

[Anonymous No.57754519]

>>57754481

[Anonymous No.57754520]

>>57754364
Yes. When Kathie sold recently was a great time, but it still has hardly moved. Plenty of room to go up. Understand the company is scary with its bear market losses, but it's true that they have labor force they can cut when they need to; they demonstrated it.

[Anonymous No.57754522]

>>57754481
It´s over

[Anonymous No.57754525]

>>57754481
>30:01

[Anonymous No.57754539]

D'UH
>D'UH
D'UH
>D'UH
D'UH
>D'UH

[Anonymous No.57754563]

>>57754481
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57754571]

*crack*

[Anonymous No.57754572]

>>57754539
Kek

[Anonymous No.57754581]

>>57754539
is that human cigarette gregory mannarino?

[Anonymous No.57754586]

>>57754571
Love me some bangs

[Anonymous No.57754605]

has the anon who went all in and bought SNOW and ADSK calls roped yet?

[Anonymous No.57754607]

That move on the S&P couldn't look more fake

[Anonymous No.57754620]

>>57754607
Cool it with the antisemitism, pal

[Anonymous No.57754624]

>>57754586
Why did they pick a g that almost looks like a q?

[Anonymous No.57754625]

>>57754451
Which part of "I'm not going to pay for it" are you not understanding?? Do none of you actually know where to pick up zoomer chicks without paying?

[Anonymous No.57754635]

>>57754624
Youre talkin about it

[Anonymous No.57754638]

Beyond Meat lost -$2.4 per share in a single quarter, when their shares were worth less than $8. CEO tells everyone he's going to try to improve margins and stock shoots up 50%.
In what world does this make sense?

[Anonymous No.57754639]

>>57754625
WE LIKE MEN HERE YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.57754649]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57754666]

>>57754625
What's wrong, buddy? Did your free 20 daily swipes expire already?

[Anonymous No.57754668]

>>57754625
Why would you want to plow a child in an adult body? They are unberable and they don´t know how to fuck and suck

[Anonymous No.57754670]

Bros help what do I do. I have SOUN calls due Friday, and puts due next week. Should I sell my calls and buy more puts? Or hope it rallies a bit and then sell?

[Anonymous No.57754676]

>>57754625
Lmao, thanks for reminding me of the discussion in the previous thread:

>You are hoping with 70 some 20 year old will suck your dick (with passion). That's a risky bet.

>>57754635
I hate that bullshit, I would intentionally not buy it for that reason alone.
>Challenging

[Anonymous No.57754681]

>>57754625
I'm married. No I don't know where zoomer girls hangout, weirdo.
>>57754649
If it aint pepsi, i aint drinkin it

[Anonymous No.57754689]

>>57754681
You seem like a Faygo or RC man, my man.

[Anonymous No.57754690]

>>57754649
looking slurpable

[Anonymous No.57754711]

>>57754336
You should buy developed markets and emerging markets small cap value ETFs, but you're not going to do that because you're not a smart investor, so go ahead and buy expensive stocks or a meme ETF that tracks the most expensive tech stocks at the peak of a mania.

[Anonymous No.57754713]

>RED
WHAT'S HAPPENED?

[Anonymous No.57754714]

VKTX literally cured obesity

[Anonymous No.57754716]

>>57754689
>Royal Cola
Indeed a delicious beverage. Good eye, my friend.

[Anonymous No.57754722]

The market has the attention span of a goldfish.

Last week - AI
This week - crypto

[Anonymous No.57754725]

good morning /smg/
my SQQQ doin a lil sumthn

[Anonymous No.57754726]

>>57754676
>>57754625
>free and partying etc
>Normofag got shr3kt and I'm supposed to care? Hmm, life's a bitch eh.

Maybe in clubs and bars? Where the normofags are? The fact you are asking where young women are tells a lot about your past

[Anonymous No.57754743]

>oil
Two big levels down, 79.77 is the last stop before it powers into the 80s.

[Anonymous No.57754759]

My brand spanking new 100 shares of PFE doin a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.57754760]

[Anonymous No.57754777]

>YOU
fuck this gay company

[Anonymous No.57754786]

>>57754759
>Luca Blight
I never managed to get through that multiphase boss fight

[Anonymous No.57754787]

>>57754287
>>57754285
>ctrl f
>no monero general

What is going on here? Is monero going to start absorbing the crypto market after this cycle and there is some accumulation activity?

[Anonymous No.57754789]

>red day
yeah I'm thinking I should touch some grass

[Anonymous No.57754792]

What are we thinking for monster earnings? Puts or calls? Personally leaning towards puts.

[Anonymous No.57754795]

UH OH LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY MADE A DOOKIE

[Anonymous No.57754802]

do we like RUN?

[Anonymous No.57754807]

>>57754777
haha told you faggot get fucked nerd

[Anonymous No.57754811]

prepare your anus QQQ baggies

[Anonymous No.57754820]

OK, maybe now I buy DADA.

[Anonymous No.57754828]

>ctrl+f NVDA
>1 result
Its fucking over isnt it


>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57754834]

>>57754807
oh well, just dumped $30 into a put, I'll keep it until expiry on march 15, we'll see

[Anonymous No.57754840]

>make the right call on a penny stock
>...
>only 4x when I could've gone all in on NVDA
I chose right with ACMR but I still lost out

[Anonymous No.57754842]

mornin' fellas

[Anonymous No.57754850]

>>57754820
You think it will hit 3 by EOM?

[Anonymous No.57754852]

>>57754834
or you could have listened when I told you it was a slam dunk earnings play but you hate money

[Anonymous No.57754858]

>>57754842
What's up dog?

[Anonymous No.57754864]

Time to buy some SOXL calls?

[Anonymous No.57754865]

remember...
>jpow hasnt even begun rate cuts yet
>the melt up hasnt even started

[Anonymous No.57754867]

*snif sniff sniff sniff*
[Exhales]

[Anonymous No.57754870]

>>57754850
Haha, no that would be completely insane. They don't even report earnings until March.

[Anonymous No.57754875]

>>57754828
Yes - puts now

[Anonymous No.57754882]

>>57754828
Yes, but the fun of NVD is only just beginning.

[Anonymous No.57754889]

>getting banner ads on unrelated websites trying to sell me leveraged NVDA ETFs

[Anonymous No.57754894]

>>57754875
Where the fuck is baggie? I expected him to be in here bragging about his puts

[Anonymous No.57754907]

Where's the PRICK who laughed at me when I told him to buy SOXS??
HUH? WHERE THE FUCK THIS NIGGA @???
WHAT NOW, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57754915]

>>57754865
More like the consoomer can still afford food and rent while maxxing out only single digits of credit cards, the Weimar Cataclysm hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.57754916]

>>57754726
Yeah I spent my early dating years running on shit advice about women. Didn't want to give in to hookup culture and avoided situations that might just end up in casual sex. But here I am ten years later regretting it and wanting to smash young strange.

[Anonymous No.57754924]

>>57754889
NVD does need to bootstrap liquidity. -1.5x *is* objectively superior to NVDS' -1.25x.

>This post NOT sponsored by either ETF sponsor.

[Anonymous No.57754927]

Still holding NVDA 3/15 $800 calls. I just don't see the bear case. I think all we're seeing this week is consolidation. If I'm completely wrong I lose half my realized NVDA profits.

[Anonymous No.57754937]

Anyone else just always laugh their ass off at Chinese company names?

[Anonymous No.57754951]

>>57754915
My math says credit card defaults reach deeply concerning levels this time next year.

[Anonymous No.57754952]

>>57754894
He switched to long. That was the top signal.

[Anonymous No.57754957]

>>57754927
Im gonna have to roll my contracts on friday for 825c and 850c that I bought a few days ago after the pump to $800. Im feeling the pain now. -88%

[god No.57754959]

>>57754907
who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.57754960]

>>57754915
just wait until the fed realizes they should have rolled back earlier and does the fastest rate cuts in history fucking the system ...again.

[Anonymous No.57754973]

>>57754952
I thought he didnt sell his puts tho

[Anonymous No.57754977]

>>57754937
Having company names that sound prestigious and aristocratic is a no-go nowadays. You are only allowed to name your company Ring Ding or something based off of a Tolkien plot device.

[Anonymous No.57754981]

>GDP

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57754985]

>>57754959
That looks like my mom's friend Kristi

[Business Dad No.57754994]

>>57754875
Who all is buying Hims dick pills? The boomers will want to get in after it was mentioned on Mad Money.

[Anonymous No.57755005]

how can I invest in NEOM, Saudi Arabia´s dystopian coorporation

[Anonymous No.57755018]

[Anonymous No.57755050]

NIG VIDEO

[Anonymous No.57755058]

>>57754474
SI went up 2% instead of covering at $3.5, still at 0.5 book 0.03 sales

[Anonymous No.57755066]

>>57754256
Hey guys. I need my money within 6-8 months because I plan on buying a home. Should I buy an SP500 index fund or continue to keep my money in HYSA/T-bills?

[Anonymous No.57755069]

>>57754907
>he fomo'ed

[Anonymous No.57755070]

>>57755005
>On January 29, 2019, the Saudi government announced that it had established a closed joint-stock company named Neom.[8] The company is wholly owned by the Public Investment Fund and is solely dedicated to developing the economic zone of Neom.[9]
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neom

انتهى.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755081]

>>57754959
>>57754985
nevermind it's lauren bobert, they're both gilfs no doubt

Where's that little faggot with the NVDA calls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmRzbKNbTsY

[Anonymous No.57755086]

>>57755066
If you need the money in 5 years or less you should not buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.57755092]

>>57755066
I'd go with the savings account, yeah. 5% is a large fraction of historical stock market returns anyway and the S&P this year is in for some chop.

[Anonymous No.57755097]

Watching data is actually worse than just looking at economic news which also are bad. Literally meaningless

[Anonymous No.57755120]

>BTC moons
>Only MARA in the green

Just publish your earnings already, faggots. We already know you're gonna $0.00 this quarter.

[Anonymous No.57755125]

>>57755066
Depends on how much you need. If you need a large amount, no. If you just want to have somewhere to store some cash with prospects of having a couple hundred more in half a year sure. Index funds are for long term. If you want fast cash go gamble in crypto or try selling options (if you're not retarded)

[Anonymous No.57755132]

>GLNK

[Anonymous No.57755141]

>>57755097
>Watching data

[Anonymous No.57755146]

>>57754937
For me it's the Chinese sellers on Amazon that are always called KoolBabyTech or something similarly retarded.

[Anonymous No.57755167]

>>57755132
But remember it's literally a "check the volume" situation. Be careful when $100k pushes a thing up 10%, because $50k can rug it 40%.

[Anonymous No.57755172]

Is the market just going to be this boring forever?

[Anonymous No.57755181]

>>57755086
I'm getting major FOMO cause I see how much I could've made if I had money in the market rather than a T-bill.

[Anonymous No.57755185]

Who here got browned.com by Cocoa?

[Anonymous No.57755187]

reminder that only NVDA shareholders will have access to the first generation RTXchan AI powered anime sexbots coming out in 2026, they are literally making anime real

[Anonymous No.57755189]

>>57755097
GDP just tells us NVDA is cashing checks to fill data centers and Joe Biden is spending the last fiscal stimulus America will ever enjoy before its default.

You gotta focus on the right data, like treasury auction tails and inflation nowcasting (which is derived mainly from gasoline/UGA).

[Anonymous No.57755200]

>>57755181
that's the opposite of what you should feel

[Anonymous No.57755204]

>>57755066
>>57755181
You probably are a POORFAG with 5k just buy whatever you want LOSER

[Anonymous No.57755206]

>>57755181
Here's an important lesson: markets usually top (short or long term) when the last of the last dumb, idle money finally capitulates and buys in with their last dollar. They've seen all the green and done the very last movement to bid stocks up.

Think about what happens next.

[Anonymous No.57755223]

>>57755120
Miners eating shit for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.57755231]

>>57755185
It's ok, you didn't Texas hedge with OJ, did you?

I mean, you instead hold BOIL calls. Right?

[Anonymous No.57755258]

>>57755092
>>57755125
>>57755200
Alright I think you guys are right. Gonna just continue. I will just max out my wife and I's Roth IRAs I guess.
>>57755204
Nope. That's why it is eating at me, because I realize how much I could have earned if I had been more risky.

[Anonymous No.57755262]

I wonder if the SKYT shill broke even yet

[Anonymous No.57755271]

>>57755231
Is Orange Juice going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57755276]

>>57755262
In nominal or real terms?

[Anonymous No.57755282]

>>57755120
COIN

[Anonymous No.57755308]

Hey guys, do EVs have less distance/capability on highways (Autobahn). If I go 100% Autobahn it display LESS kilometres.

So a new car 332km max distance with full battery.

My old Mercedes w204 from 2008 can do about 900-950km I think on a full tank. Yes, it has less horse power, but it's still nice.

>You can also shift the outside temperature for different results on distance
With -10C° which is I think -40Fahrenheit, you can do 245km!

[Anonymous No.57755339]

>>57755092
>and the S&P this year is in for some chop
not this year chud

[Anonymous No.57755349]

>>57755308
>With -10C° which is I think -40Fahrenheit, you can do 245km!
-10C is 14F
Funnily -40F is exactly -40C

[Anonymous No.57755352]

Mighty fine day to not be a
NO
NATGAS
AND
OIL
NIGGER

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
MAKEUP'S FOR CLOWNS

HEY BUDDY
CHECK NI, GGE, and RS
COMPUTER
O
M
P
UR MOM'S MUFF
T
E
R

[Anonymous No.57755354]

>>57755271
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, anon...

[Anonymous No.57755360]

[Anonymous No.57755378]

>>57755339
He'll have to come up with an excuse for some SPR dumps pronto is all I can say.

[Anonymous No.57755381]

>>57755308
>>57755349
as for your actual question they probably have less range as you increase velocity, the same happens for normal cars since your drag increases, among many other things
cars usually have an efficiency sweet-spot around 60 to 80kph, check your manual

[Anonymous No.57755410]

>>57755349
Thats not very funny

[Anonymous No.57755416]

>>57755349
Oh, ok. That is weird. I thought it was primarily some kidn of shifted system, by about 30-40C.
Cause I think 40Fahrenheit is 4C

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755427]

>>57755360
I had this broad over last night and all we did was cook food together and play Mario party, we didn't even have sex.

[Anonymous No.57755433]

>>57755416
Fahrenheit is a more precise degree measurement
The individual units are 'smaller' than Celsius degrees

[Anonymous No.57755438]

>>57755381
From my experience the sweet spot on my car is about 90-100kmh in the 6th gear. With that I have about 5-5,5 litres per 100km.

[Anonymous No.57755439]

>>57755416
F = 9/5C + 32

This is financial and weather advice.

[Anonymous No.57755441]

NVDA and a bunch of other shit just bouncing around between the lower Bollinger band and VWAP. Bunch of fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.57755442]

>>57754287
yes by buying a bag holder for the last 3 years

[Anonymous No.57755443]

>>57755416
To go from C to F multiply by 1.8 then add 32.
0C -> 32F
10C -> 50F
100C -> 212F

[Anonymous No.57755455]

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.57755460]

>>57755439
>5 new posts
Yeah, I guessed it's a formula after his comment on -40F being -40C but 40F being 4C

[Anonymous No.57755467]

>>57755427
Based, Incel

[Anonymous No.57755476]

>>57755433
I wonder if we could invent something smaller than a whole number... like a part of it... a fraction maybe...

[Anonymous No.57755486]

>>57754711
> You should buy developed markets and emerging markets small cap value ETFs, but you're not going to do that because you're not a smart investor, so go ahead and buy expensive stocks or a meme ETF that tracks the most expensive tech stocks at the peak of a mania.

I took my parents 401ks and put it in these companies plus Costco adobe Netflix and regular companies we see all the time. It came back 45%+ in a year


>bro just put it in a mining company
Fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.57755498]

>>57754303
I am an incredibly comfy LAAC holder

[Anonymous No.57755520]

>be me
>priced out
>mfw

[Anonymous No.57755533]

>mstr
>0 results
im so fucking early its unbeliable

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755536]

>>57755467
She wanted to fuck me before I went to work, but I wanted more sleep, so she ended up cleaning the sand from cat shit boxes and then she mopped the floor in the kitchen while I got to get more sleep.

[Anonymous No.57755553]

>>57755476
F degrees are fractions of C degree
1C to 2C is same as 33.8F to 35.6F
F degrees are more precise than C degree
The only reason we dont all use F is because Chemistry/Physics uses Kelvin/C as a baseline

[Anonymous No.57755554]

>>57755271
Please god no don't let it be so I just drank all I had left this morning I won't make it to the store in time

[Anonymous No.57755557]

>>57755520
She turned herself into a pickle
Funniest shit I have ever seent

[Anonymous No.57755558]

>>57755533
make sure to change your pfp to have red glowing eyes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755562]

>>57755554
citrus crop is going to be great this year because of all the rain they got in florida retard.

[Anonymous No.57755568]

>>57754413
Based

[Anonymous No.57755571]

>>57755553
you are a literal retard

[Anonymous No.57755584]

>>57755554
Switch to bean broth.

[Anonymous No.57755602]

>>57755206
>t. you at 30k, 40k, 50k, 60k, 70k, 80k, 90k, 100k, 110k 120k, 130k, 140k, 150k, 160k, 170k, 180k, 190k, 200k, 210k, 220k, 230k, 240k, 250k, 260k, 270k, 280k, 290k, 300k, 310k, 320k, 330k, 340k, 350k, 360k, 370k, 380k, 390k, 400k, 410k, 420k, 430k, 440k, 450k, 460k, 470k, 480k, 490k, 500k, 510k, 520k, 530k, 540k, 550k, 560k, 570k, 580k, 590k, 600k+++++++

[Anonymous No.57755608]

>>57754469
It will crab till fed pivots in Sept. I hate crypto but with how the markets going I’m intrigued.

[Anonymous No.57755613]

UNH? More like GUH!

[Anonymous No.57755627]

>>57754711
>smartass against the trend buys chink shit instead of nvda
t. you since many months ago

[Anonymous No.57755629]

>>57755608
The pivot already happened anon they won't dare raise again, do you mean cut?

[Anonymous No.57755645]

>>57755562
baggie says slurp the juice?

[Anonymous No.57755655]

>>57755602
I'm not referring to The Bitcoin, anon. I'm referring to "the market"; NVDA has been hard carrying QQQ and SPY but is now rolling over as the dumbest of dumb money finished bidding it to the moon.

[Anonymous No.57755662]

Slurp WTI?

[Anonymous No.57755665]

>>57755629
but what about second pivot?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755675]

>>57755571
The metric system is designed by retards for retards. a base 12 or 60 numbering system would result in less calculations requiring the usage of decimals.

[Anonymous No.57755676]

>MSFT just went green

[Anonymous No.57755685]

DCAing into ticker SEA might have just become a new one of my CASH PARKERS along with OILK, UMI, and XOM. I am strongly considering TRMD but am afraid it is on the high side for that. Kick ass fuckin DIVIE tho.

[Anonymous No.57755695]

>>57755378
Are you fucking delusional, economy looks good. Issue is it’s too strong, no pivot for a while. What pol does to a motherfucker. 2 more weeks…

[Anonymous No.57755696]

>>57755675
>retard baggie replies to me
>retard opinion
color me surprised

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755698]

>>57755645
no retard, there's going to be so many oranges the single chink ladies are going to be throwing them in the river with their phone numbers written on them, while the incels go swimming looking for blind dates.

[Anonymous No.57755707]

Heard the market is red today. Oh, well, doesn't sound like a very BIG problem.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755720]

>>57755696
If I'm so retarded, why are the N*Vydia put options I bought Monday printing day after day? Oh I forgot, europoors can't even fathom a single US stock is worth more than their entire equities market.

[Anonymous No.57755735]

>>57755675
Quick how many gallons are 30oz?

[Anonymous No.57755737]

>>57755629
To me it’s not a pivot till your facing the other direction, this is a stall. Maybe a mid pivot?

[Anonymous No.57755755]

>>57755698
you are an absolute madman

[Anonymous No.57755757]

>>57755675
I hate this faggot baggot but he's correct. precision> accuracy everytime

[Anonymous No.57755767]

WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS BUY HIGH, WHY WHY WHY, WHY CAN'T I BUY LOW JUST ONE UFCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.57755799]

>>57755735
its about 5/16ths

[Anonymous No.57755828]

>>57755720
Now I’m curios if that’s true but google won’t tell me the market cap of the who Euronext, just the company that owns it.

[Anonymous No.57755831]

I get the market is a boring piece of shit, but arguing about measurement units is a new low for smg. Perhaps this is a sign the crab is ending?

[Anonymous No.57755838]

>>57755799
A webpage says it is 0,23xx
5/16 is 0,31

[Anonymous No.57755848]

>>57755698
Does that mean the river will be OJ? Should we slurp OJ and the river itself?

[Anonymous No.57755850]

>>57755767
Lrn2JUSTSITANDBREATHE while you wait on OIL to get to a nice BUY price. Might take days, might take weeks, might take MOONTHS, but who cares?
JUST
BREATHE

[Anonymous No.57755909]

>>57755767
skill issue and FOMO

[Anonymous No.57755907]

>>57755707
BIG is going to 500M mc and then reddit baggies will pump us further

[Anonymous No.57755908]

>>57755675
I said quick.>>57755799
>>57755838

[Anonymous No.57755912]

Why is BYND going up still >:(
I should've set the strike date for my puts later than Friday kek

[Anonymous No.57755915]

>>57755662
WTI above 80 isn't exactly fighting the Fed, but it is fighting Xi Jinping and Dark Brandon.

[Anonymous No.57755918]

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
HIS NAME IS MIKE SAYLOR AND HE BUYS BITCOINS! OOOOOOOOOOooooOooooo God bless you Papa Saylor may you be blessed with the spirit of Satoshi may God protect you forever and ever godspeed Mike Saylor and bitcoins. May the fiat ponzi scheme collapse because it has always been a scam a rich man's trick to take away poor man's purchasing power and erode his wages l.

[Anonymous No.57755930]

WHA TTHE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57755937]

Also: The market now rests here to pump tomorrow on higher than expected numbers, cause they won't matter since the FED won't cut in march anyways (same thing in january CPI, same thing in january FOMC, same thing in feb CPI)
>higher inflation
>but it doesn't matter cause Fed won't hike
>but it doesn't matter cause we know Fed won't cut March
>It would only matter if it would affect June, which the market will just ignore and the Fed is such a bitch anyways, that they will cut even if inflation is high

[Anonymous No.57755944]

>>57755695
No, anon, that's exactly the problem. A strong economy that keeps driving up oil, which drives up inflation. That both pisses off voters and heems the Fed's planned rate hikes (strangling the market).

Biden needs an excuse to dump the SPR pronto.

[Anonymous No.57755947]

>>57755767
You need to take higher quality plays and calm down. You didn't get here in this manner. You wont walk away in this manner. I can "hear" the spaz in your tone. Stop it. Stop. It. S.t.o.p.i.t.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755973]

>>57755908
30 ounces are not enough gallons, we're going to need more retard.

[Anonymous No.57755981]

>>57755944
Since I've seen what faggots the fed are, I could actually expect them to cut in June even if inflation comes in higher, maybe even if it above 3% as long as the
>disinflation meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57755995]

>>57755908
>>57755973
also when measuring liquids you should use cups, ounces are for weight and liquids can have different viscosities, so arbitrarily using the weight of water, to convert into a volume is retarded, just use the fucking volume measurements.

[Anonymous No.57755999]

>>57755838
you're not gonna have a webpage in the groves.
only a stick and some dirt

[Anonymous No.57756005]

>>57755981
You can meme some of the voters, some of the time. It is much more difficult to meme the bond market, or people setting prices in grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.57756019]

Thoughts on PDD?

[Anonymous No.57756021]

not liking the market action today, too much flim flam and moving towards defensive stuff
with PCE coming tomorrow i think i'm gonna get out of most of my overnight holdings

[Anonymous No.57756030]

>>57755995
18 cups into gallon then, please.

[Anonymous No.57756039]

>>57756019
People meme a lot about huge Chink companies being scams worth $0, but PDD and Temu might actually be scams worth $0.

[Anonymous No.57756040]

>>57756019
Its no BABA, but it will probably pump bigly the next couple years.

[Anonymous No.57756057]

>In 6 months, 90% of everyone's portfolio will be Bitcoin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756058]

>>57756030
1 gallon and 1 pint.

[Anonymous No.57756063]

>>57755675
I too don't often agree with baggot but composite numbers are better.

[Anonymous No.57756075]

>>57756057
>no dividend

[Anonymous No.57756079]

When did you become boomerpilled anon?

[Anonymous No.57756096]

>>57754303
Why would LUNR go up? Is there a new contract on the horizon or what

[Anonymous No.57756110]

>>57756058
Fuck you, retard. I wanted it in numbers and not some bullshit galon+pint sum. I don't even know how much a pint is. Bullshit system

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756123]

>>57756110
a pint is 2 cups m8

[Anonymous No.57756139]

>ACMR

[Anonymous No.57756142]

>>57756123
I want it in gallons.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756158]

>>57756142
okay its 1 gallon and half a quart

[Anonymous No.57756184]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.57756188]

Why are my nvideo puts going down sars.

[Anonymous No.57756204]

>>57756158
You mean 1,125 gallons? was is so hard?

[Anonymous No.57756207]

>>57756184
>*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

[Business Dad No.57756208]

Just bought the UNH dip.

[Anonymous No.57756218]

>RGTI

up 75% on this little computer

[Anonymous No.57756223]

>>57756075
This for sure, I'd far sooner go 100% into TRMD.

[Anonymous No.57756224]

$laac bro how high we going and when?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756230]

>>57756204
what the fuck are we going to do with over eleven hundred gallons?

[Anonymous No.57756246]

>Honda will introduce a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle that can also be recharged, becoming the first Japanese automaker to bring the technology to market, per Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.57756255]

>>57756079
XLK>QQQ

[Anonymous No.57756266]

>>57756230
fill a hot tub and make a cannibal stew

[Anonymous No.57756268]

>>57756246
Okay but how does AI fit into this?

[Anonymous No.57756270]

>>57756204
up next; How much does a bit coin weigh.

[Anonymous No.57756275]

UK yield curve un-inverting kek

[Anonymous No.57756278]

Why did i short tesla

[Anonymous No.57756288]

>>57756246
Doesn't toyota already do this in California or is the recharging portion the difference here?

[Anonymous No.57756289]

>BOXX

[Anonymous No.57756298]

>>57756218
>Full-stack quantum computing services
>Extremely Italian name
So is there an actual business here or?...

[Anonymous No.57756306]

>>57756268
Let the AI chips fall where they may.

[Anonymous No.57756321]

>>57756288
I dont know about the new mirai but the old one was strictly an h2 vehicle, which is retarded. They should have built it as an ev with h2 range extension.

[Anonymous No.57756335]

>BREAKING: Intel slashes dividend to 0 and cancels all fab projects to focus on buying NVDA shares.

[Anonymous No.57756353]

>>57756230
Oh, right, you americans set a dot.

[Anonymous No.57756369]

>>57756306
>AI project
Aiming at what?

[Anonymous No.57756374]

>>57756353
As does the rest of the world except for Africa

[Anonymous No.57756397]

>>57756369
pumping the equity

[Anonymous No.57756409]

>trannies investigating unh for antitrust violations
>this causes ci to dump for some reason
Thanks for the chance to slurp more CI Senator Warren

[Anonymous No.57756414]

time to go for a run outside in this nice weather. thanks HAARP for blessing us with some sun

[Anonymous No.57756423]

>>57756397
Very true

[Anonymous No.57756430]

>>57756278
Because you wanted to feel smart by being cynical. However if you're underwater, you are actually slow on the uptake and not great at picking short targets.

[Anonymous No.57756448]

>>57756321
> ev with h2 range extension
Why has no one done this unironically?

[Anonymous No.57756466]

What the effin hell happened to my oil bags?!

[Anonymous No.57756486]

>>57756448
I dunno, ev's are pretty retarded. Hybrids was always the way to go.

[Anonymous No.57756489]

>>57756409
The curveball to watch for is if they talk about "saving Medicare" by opening enrollment to people under 65.

[Anonymous No.57756501]

>>57756278
what is the bobo thesis on tsla? the cybertruck looks gay?

[Anonymous No.57756513]

>>57756369
AI
>>57756374
no

[Anonymous No.57756521]

Why is BTC pumping while indexes are crabbing? When is it going to be our turn smg sisters?

[Anonymous No.57756525]

>>57756501
>cybertrucks will be available at Big Lots in 2025 for 75% off.

[Anonymous No.57756531]

>>57756246
They outta use natural gas considering it's almost free right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756541]

>>57756489
The best way to save Medicare is to only offer euthanasia as the treatment for every ailment after the age of 72.

[Anonymous No.57756554]

>>57756541
I think we should offer euthanasia as a treatment to you, at your current age.

In fact, we should mandate it.

[Anonymous No.57756559]

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[Anonymous No.57756562]

>>57755558
make sure to flip my burgers bobo

[Anonymous No.57756565]

>>57756513
>AI
Damn I can’t wait

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57756579]

>>57756554
and forgo the millions of tax dollars you fucks can milk me for over the next 40-50 years? no wonder the country is fucked.

[Anonymous No.57756580]

>BOBO
AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
LITTLE BOY
LITTLE BOY
DAYYYYYYYYYMNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.57756586]

NVDA green, the market is saved.

[Anonymous No.57756591]

ah yeah the age of intangibles has finally started.

[Anonymous No.57756595]

>>57756204
Fuck off poojeet nigger scum

[Anonymous No.57756613]

>>57756579
We know the government will never get a dime because you've socked all your money away in a rabbi trust.

[Anonymous No.57756617]

I thought we were due... it's like a never ending bad dream

[Anonymous No.57756636]

/smg/ is surprisingly calm today as BTC pumping goes crazy .

[Anonymous No.57756641]

>>57756466
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57756645]

>>57756617

[Anonymous No.57756648]

>>57756636
we dont care about shitcoins

[Anonymous No.57756655]

>>57756636
its carrying my portfolio the last two days

[Anonymous No.57756656]

>>57756636
my FBTC doing a lil sum sum that is making me happy

[Anonymous No.57756660]

>>57756641
>whites and jews

ftfy

[Anonymous No.57756667]

[Anonymous No.57756683]

>>57756636
BTC reaching ATH is the ultimate top signal.

[Anonymous No.57756682]

>>57756645

[Anonymous No.57756692]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.57756699]

>>57756636
they are all sidelined trying to cope by attempting to sound smart

[Anonymous No.57756703]

Sup negros, anyone know of a reliable inverse leveraged crypto ETF? This is too good to not bear out on.

[Anonymous No.57756705]

>>57756648
otherwise, it is another boring day with popping penny stock

[Anonymous No.57756706]

>>57756692
>>57756559
stfu retard

[Anonymous No.57756717]

>>57756660
>NIGGERS can't be whites
>whites can't be NIGGERS
>spacing
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
TROON

[Anonymous No.57756732]

>>57756703
No but several exchanges let you short or long with retarded leverage if that's what you're into. Or at least they used to.

[Anonymous No.57756733]

>>57756655
Checked

[Anonymous No.57756745]

>>57756706
Nvda pumping like a penny stock atm

[Anonymous No.57756753]

Who is the niggerjew who just bought 5 million NVDA shares in 15 minutes?

[Anonymous No.57756754]

>>57756683
>btc about to break out is the top signal
you either are low iq or want to buy lower

[Anonymous No.57756766]

>>57756703
last famous words

[Anonymous No.57756769]

[Business Dad No.57756773]

I think I'll buy some Subaru.

[Anonymous No.57756774]

>>57756753
me

[Anonymous No.57756779]

>>57756703
>Asking this basic of a question
You are stepping in front of a freight train without knowing its speed.

[Anonymous No.57756783]

>>57756079
this year, finally bought spy and will continue. I'll still pick individual companies I like but limit them to 5% of my port, also keeping cash on the sideline and 20% 2x semis

[Anonymous No.57756785]

janitor applications can not come soon enough
i'll happily ban all of you
>off topic
>futures
>ooooooooOOOooOOOOOoooOOO
>YEAHYEAHYEAH YEAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>cunnyuuuuuuuwuwuwuw
>animebait
>/pol/tards
faggots for free.
FOR MOTHERFUCKING FREE!

[Anonymous No.57756794]

>>57756636
I don’t think I’ll ever own BTC. I don’t really understand what it is, but investing in it sounds like speculation on a commodity to me. I have no idea how to even buy/store it directly. If I did buy it I’d have to buy it via an etf or derivative instrument.

[Anonymous No.57756798]

>>57756785
Faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.57756809]

>>57756369
memey buzzword; Use it to deny, gaslight, fraud, or just generate general-use mysticism from retarded redditors, shareholders, etc.

[Anonymous No.57756811]

BAD DATA IS GOOD DaTA
GOOD DATA IS GOOD DATA
MMHMMM

[FRESH No.57756819]

>>57756802
>>57756802
>>57756802

[Anonymous No.57756828]

>>57756798
imagine how a weak faggot like yourself will sweat and cry once the withdrawal sets in after being iprangebanned for a few days
you better how your best behavior from now on

[Anonymous No.57756833]

>>57756732
I feel like the rug is gonna get pulled out from under this shit tonight or over the weekend. Every idiot from my HS with a lip ring and a Honda Civic with neon lights is dumping their life savings into this shit right now. Its gotta crash soon.
>>57756766
Checked and most likely, kek.
>>57756779
I understand its going fast. I think too many idiots are pumping this. I want to capitalize on it.

[Anonymous No.57756844]

>>57756648
>we dont care about shitcoins

[Anonymous No.57756854]

>>57756833
>I understand its going fast.
RSI is not a turning point.

[Anonymous No.57756868]

>>57756833
I think it's got room left to run before the halvooooning but if it were me I'd definitely be out of BTC sometime next month, for sure.

[Anonymous No.57756869]

>>57756794
>I don’t think I’ll ever own BTC. I don’t really understand what it is, but investing in it sounds like speculation on a commodity to me.
fair. I saw there are faggots like NATGAS and OIL, and thought /smg/ may like BTC as another commodity.
You can just ETF and don't actually own BTC.

[Anonymous No.57757002]

>>57756753
I'm not apologizing.

[Anonymous No.57757003]

>>57756321
>>57756448
I'm thinking h2 will probably be the next big car craze once the methods of holding pressurized h2 becomes as easy as a fuel tank.

I've actually been eyeing a possible h2 market explosion should old man biden make it to the next term. What with the clean energy push. I'm just not sure what specifically I would go into. Linde is too far out of reach for me and the others all just seem to be bad at maintaining any form of profits.

[Anonymous No.57757046]

>>57756794
just buy mstr and enjoy the leverage, you don't need to understand it at this point, just buy or cry

[Anonymous No.57757536]

>>57756785
eat shit

[Anonymous No.57757670]

>>57757536
reported

[Anonymous No.57757683]

EVEN CAPO DEL CRYPTO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

[Anonymous No.57757776]

>>57757670
since you wanna be a jannie so much maybe you should know the rules
>7. Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.