/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57739436]

From a financial point of view, how economically viable would be having a hired prostitute working 24/7 in the office to release stress for male workers? Anyone could get a good fuck and suck if they feel like to at any time for 60 minutes daily, she's already been paid for to fuck everyone as many times everyone wants so workers don't have to pay her anything. Even the ugliest beta would get some action, she can't choose or say no.

[Anonymous No.57739458]

>>57739436
PR disaster

[Anonymous No.57739471]

>>57739436
One girl would burn out quickly, you'd need a few on rotation.

[Anonymous No.57739488]

>>57739436

feminists would not find it acceptable

[Anonymous No.57739573]

>>57739436
Isn't this already a thing..?
>HR

[Anonymous No.57739580]

>>57739471
I didn't thought of that. Based and Norfolk pilled
>>57739488
Could hire a few ones to be male pleasure providers, I'm sure they wouldn't complain anymore

[Anonymous No.57739589]

>>57739436
Legalizing prostitution in the US would solve a ton of social problems. It will never happen though.

[Anonymous No.57739623]

>>57739436
> Having sex
You'd probably get negative returns, especially if she does everyone. The lack of virtues of such a woman would not inspire, and civilization was built upon male sex drive. Satisfying it for free would be counter-productive.

> However
Japan (because of course) hired girls to just be there and nice to programmers. Productivity went through the roof. I suppose a "Win a date" employee of the month thing would also be REALLY effective.

[Anonymous No.57739632]

>>57739589
it won't happen because of 9/11

>9/11 resulted in people voing for bush
>this resulted in the republican party not needing to become more secular to get votes
>religion putanitism means no sex for anyone

[Anonymous No.57739651]

>>57739632
The Democrats aren't in favor of it either because of feminists. The only people who even support it are the libertarians

[Anonymous No.57739655]

>>57739651
feminists do support sex work

[Anonymous No.57739667]

>>57739651
Feminists do support sex work. that's why pretty much every western white country has legalised prostitution apart from USA

[Anonymous No.57739703]

>>57739623
This is interesting. I don't agree too much on the virtue side of the issue, though. But some people rather enjoy the company and simping than actually having sexual intercourse, especially beta cucks pieces of shit simps with very low self esteem. They may not even get an erection even if the girl is lap dancing them or jerking them off, and this could result in sexual frustration and overall shame for him if rumors are to be spread about his sexual impotence in the office. A company may lose good programmers because of this, for instance.

[Anonymous No.57739721]

>>57739667
name two anon

[Anonymous No.57739746]

>>57739703
You don't have to agree, my side is already proven to be working and I won't stop you from hiring whores and proving yours to work as well.

[Anonymous No.57739759]

>>57739721
Germany, Australia, among many others

[Anonymous No.57739775]

Still, I feel there's a reason DigifAI became the talk of the town. Maybe degenerates are the culture and there is a counterculture rising up?

I don't know, desu.

[Anonymous No.57739886]

>>57739746
You seem like a smart anon. Do you have any idea why the exposure of a naked body is somewhat offensive to people historically and culturally speaking? Especially if exposure of genitalia is involved. Suppose someone piss in front of you (not at you), you'd get angry because of the piss or because that guy exposed his dick for you to see? If you both use urinals next to each other there seems to be no issue because we understand we all release bodily fluids. I think nakedness affects us more than it should, I mean, suppose you see someone naked , what's he or she even doing to you? That's the way we were born, instead we all dress all the time like we were some weird chameleons

[Anonymous No.57739889]

>>57739436
this was already happening in the wolf of wall street, the only thing missing is that you also try to sell shares in crappy companies (CHAINLINK) while you yourself are buying real shares (SatoshiSync).

[Anonymous No.57739897]

>>57739889
I get the feeling that LINK fed you and now you resent its stagnation.

[Anonymous No.57739904]

>>57739889
don't forget the drugs and fuck Margot Robbie

[Anonymous No.57739938]

>>57739436
Consider crabs and other crap, you will loose bois for weeks, non will be working
Idea is good, but it will get abused, someone will fall in love wiw your prostitute, infighting might start

[Anonymous No.57739982]

Yeah being totally open about sex and drugs within the company was a thing in the past.
That kind of company culture should maybe be rekindled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Iy1rncrT8

[Anonymous No.57739988]

>>57739938
>Consider crabs and other crap, you will loose bois for weeks, non will be working
Duly noted. Fuggg. i suppose I could get my girl checked on a weekly basis
>someone will fall in love wiw your prostitute, infighting might start
This already happens when there are female workers in the office, at least I want my boys to have post nut clarity

[Anonymous No.57740063]

>>57739988
I suppose you check her and she checks bois visually too
You should screen yar bois if they start to develop feeling for her and cut them off for week or two, sorta make em edge, so it becomes their goal, increase inproductivity

[Anonymous No.57740092]

>>57739436
Lmao what is the fucking point of this hypothetical exercise? Top kek my nigga

[Anonymous No.57740132]

>>57740092
I justed wanted to kek a bit reading the replies, imagine a nuthouse full of socially awkward autistic fags discussing this semi seriously and offering autistic point of views and/or trying to be funny, while some of them are virgins and/or NEETs , that is what this /thread is about

[Anonymous No.57740517]

This is how they do it in Asia. A night out at the Karaoke bar.

[Anonymous No.57740610]

>>57740517
arent kpop bars for simps who want girls to flirt with them so they pay thousands inalcohol for them to accompany them but then they don't even get to have sex with them most of the time

[Anonymous No.57740956]

Hello Peanspey.

[Anonymous No.57741023]

Would there be an office gigolo as well?

[Anonymous No.57741114]

>>57741023
why?

[Anonymous No.57741181]

>>57741023
No point. I wouldn't have women in the workplace other than the prostitutes. And if there are gay men in the office they suck each other off if they want, discreetly

[Anonymous No.57741203]

>>57739436
>would be having.
Baby steps here faggot anon. Let’s think about finishing junior high first

[Anonymous No.57741218]

>>57741181
Fair enough, but aren't you afraid the Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness Police will come for you?

[Anonymous No.57741564]

>>57739436
Anon is up to something. If you use the prostitute as a productivity bonus and let the most productive wagie fuck her once at the end of the month, you would have a very productive place. This would be boosted if you have a rooster of 2 hos on cycle. The problem here would be acoiding that wagies get into fights every month. You would need a very convoluted rule book and a quite weird organizational culture. But I can see it happening in silicon valley.

[Anonymous No.57741642]

>>57739436
Ask your mom. She can answer all those questions.

[Anonymous No.57741698]

>>57741642
I would but my mom never charged for sex, unlike yuors

[Anonymous No.57741736]

>>57741114
Coworker gigolo here. I’ve fucked and impregnated over 130 workers, mostly in healthcare (ie doctors and nurses) since I work there. They know I’ve sired 13 of my own, and these white women can’t have children due to their sterile white husbands so I cum in. I’ve never had any problems with the husbands since they’re cucked and want their wives happy. About a third of the women cum back for second and a few cum back for a third child. I happily oblige with nda, financial release, and any biological obligations. These women have their own money anyway so they don’t make too many problems except for one white big tittied bitch that craved some massive cock. She was difficult to get pregnant for some reason, but then I found out she just wanted to fuck so I gave her the boot. She started following me trying to find out where I lived and shit.

[Anonymous No.57741753]

>>57741736

[Anonymous No.57741759]

>>57741736
No one here shares your fetish, Moshe