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Thread theme:

>> No.57728404

fuck tripfags
buy LAAC

>> No.57728411

where are the links nigger

>> No.57728412
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I solded

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>> No.57728423

All tripfags must hang.

>> No.57728427

omg a twitter post?!

>> No.57728430
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Shitting Dick Nipples Edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


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>> No.57728437
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i'm already well hung

>> No.57728439

Carmack things NVDA might become a better programmer than he is. Maybe I should buy more.

>> No.57728453

No you're not you fat jew. We've seen your disgusting self.

>> No.57728465

> The celebrity CEO was busted not selling his Internet service to Taiwan when his contract says he has to. He’s in a tough spot. If he starts selling it, his car factories will suddenly close. If he doesn't sell it, he will lost multiple streams of revenue and loans will be called in and he will have to sell the social media company at fire sale prices. (Elon Musk/China/”Telsa”/”Twitter”)

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>small caps
>small-cap value
How did I get tricked into buying these?

>> No.57728477

oh fuck nvda is happened

>> No.57728479

I've been taking human growth hormone, my cock has grown like 2 inches since then and it's fuller and thicker now.

>> No.57728496

what technology ETFs should I look at? I just realized that even though tech can be volatile it is quite literally the future. Wondering what some general solid ETFs and some speculative more risky ETFs are but I like ETFs in general just so you don't have to go all in

>> No.57728498

I wish Etrade had a "Just fucking sell it all" button.

>> No.57728503

>NVIDIA collab news up the ass
>price still tanking this hard
yeah im thinking its over

>> No.57728509

Anyone else feel like passive investing is creating a bubble in US stocks? Millions of people put aside part of their income every month and buy US index funds, and it's not only Americans who are doing this. People from all over the world are blindly buying US stocks regardless of the price. This can't end well.

>> No.57728516

Where do you get it from? I actually need it and testosterone because I have a legitimate disorder, but jewish doctors keep giving me the run around and wont prescribe me anything.

>> No.57728520
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But did it regrow your foreskin?

>> No.57728522

Extremely anti-semitic post

>> No.57728523

Most tech companies don't actually work on tech.
Example: AVP was developed by a startup that Apple bought and it's not even doing well.

>> No.57728524

1 + 2 = 3

>> No.57728526

You WILL respect Doom Guy.

>> No.57728530

i should have bought more SKYT

>> No.57728536

Any hope for Pfizer post covid

>> No.57728540
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no I don't think I will
>literally who?

>> No.57728550

>didn't check the

>> No.57728561

But seriously, everyone here should read Masters of Doom. Great book.

>> No.57728563

Oy vey Goyim you MUST check the Shalom! (tm) rating before you buy.

>> No.57728566

If one of the multiple company's they bought
has a blockbuster in the pipeline?
For now collect the divvies.

>> No.57728574

They finally get that CHIPS Act money by hiring enough trannies and blecks?

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>> No.57728621

We should commission our own adult film and call it Masters of Coom.

>> No.57728623

If the money is being used for stuff then how would it create a bubble? It just keeps being circulated.

>> No.57728624

>bad generals no links
Yep, sell signal.

>> No.57728626

sir it's up 1.4%

>> No.57728630

There's no money in porn nowadays. All the coom material you could ever want is right here on the internets.

>> No.57728635

Welp guess I shouldn't have sold my SOUN at 3.50

>> No.57728645

extremely unbased, leftist, perhaps even communist. I regret having ever replied to you.

>> No.57728647

They need to really unshackle AIs so that Sora shit can produce adult films. Then, sure, you can throw in some sluts along with the text of the book and make a porn parody no sweat.

>> No.57728650

If there's no money in Porn then why is N-Video selling for like $800 a share?

>> No.57728664

Jim Cramer told boomers they should buy it at the top

>> No.57728665

If there is more demand then the price goes up. If that demand is irrational then the price will have to come back down to rational levels at some point.

>> No.57728667

>Within economics, reflexivity refers to the self-reinforcing effect of market sentiment, whereby rising prices attract buyers whose actions drive prices higher still until the process becomes unsustainable. This is an instance of a positive feedback loop. The same process can operate in reverse leading to a catastrophic collapse in prices.
You cannot stop it.

>> No.57728671

Your hand is getting smaller and smaller

>> No.57728672

Porn is free for a very specific reason.

>> No.57728673

taking a stab at GDX here

>> No.57728676

Literally doesn't matter, unless boomers cash out en-mass.

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>> No.57728688

They don't. They pass them on to the next generation.
GenX inherits and lives off dividend companies.

>> No.57728690
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What the fuck is his problem bros?

>> No.57728699

why do you buy trash TLT?

>> No.57728698

Excuse me, I bought calls for NVDA and SPY, and now I have no money?

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>> No.57728702

Inflation is coming in hot and we're going to go up on the yields not down. Joe Biden needs more money for the Ukraine, and Taiwan is about to get their shit pushed in faster than Poland in 1939.

>> No.57728704

Lol. No.
Line go up.

>> No.57728711
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Xi would never.

>> No.57728717

Which line? Interest rates?

>> No.57728725

Ukraine situation was told exactly like this.

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the market will never crash and you are NGMI
simple as

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SOUN BROS @ 4.75

>> No.57728757

Yeah, why not? Got enough cash on hand for that.
What are you? Poor?

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this option selling shit easy

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>we're going to go up on the yields not down. Joe Biden needs more money for the Ukraine
how is joe going to have money if not printing it? Are you working for it? Does anyone here actually know someone who has a job? I don't. See. Checkmate.

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At first I was like

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can any american here kindly explain to me why your servicemen are burning themselves in front of jewish embassies?

>> No.57728793

>Writing long term loans to the US federal government
Who the fuck do you think is going to pay you? The 20 million illegal immigrants? The Indians that will fuck off back to India once they cover the country in shit? The dying boomers?

>> No.57728799

They said Hitler was a good goy during the 1936 Olympics too.

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But then I was like

>> No.57728802
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literally can't go tits up

>> No.57728810
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>tasty trade
>he's a lardass

>> No.57728811

actually no, it can't, everything is covered and I'm happy either selling or buying at the strikes I chose
this shit damn easy

>> No.57728818

>Hur we don't march in lines though
Western military is no longer professional, it's just a joke.

>> No.57728819

It's a free country. People can burn themself wherever they want as long as they don't harm other peoples property.

>> No.57728825

If I were in the military I probably would too.

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>> No.57728837

Idk are banks going to give me my money when I ask them to?

>> No.57728843

>give me my money
What do you even mean by this? Are you going to an ATM and pulling out $100k for something?

>> No.57728844

If you want, you can pay me $25, I'll kick you in the nuts, and you'll save $1.

>> No.57728849

currency risk. Bitcoin is the future when no one will use dollar anymore.

>> No.57728852

Who the fuck keeps making these low effort Pepes?

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What does Bucc-ee's have to do with TLT?

>> No.57728859

Hey TSLA is above $200 again!

>> No.57728865
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you jews really can't go a day without talking about hitler can you

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>> No.57728874

If I have $100k I should be able to withdrawal that on demand, don’t you think?

>> No.57728879

Hitler did the jews a favor by culling all the retards and creating a race of super ultra mega kikes.

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>> No.57728889

What happens to the dollar vs. other currencies in a credit crisis?

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Whaddya mean?

>> No.57728894

SOUN doin a lil sumtin

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>> No.57728899

>credit crisis
what is that?

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It's going to be so funny when the fed actually cuts rates to 0 and TLT continues to crab since it will all be priced in.

>> No.57728901

1) The banks say no.
2) The government says no.
3) You won't (what would you even do with that? What counterparty would want $100k in cash? What are they supposed to do with that?)
4) Most bank branches don't even have that kind of cash laying around.

>> No.57728903

Yes, US stocks are very expensive right now, that's why you should diversify globally.
Historically, emerging markets stocks have outperformed both US and developed markets stocks, but of course they carry more risk. US and developed are highly correlated.

This is my current portfolio:
>50% US
>25% developed ex-US
>25% emerging markets

>> No.57728904

for other currencies other government all print money as US does. only bitcoin will preserve value because of scarcity.

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Just gave JPM customer service a piece of my mind about their insult of an APY on the 6 month cd. They apologized loudly and moved me to the 5% APY 2 month.

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Excuse you

>> No.57728913

Why is Amazon getting added to the boomer 30 when N-Video has a higher market capitalization?

>> No.57728915

It’s probably easier to buy something with 100k (you just transfer the money electronically) than to withdraw 100k in physical cash

>> No.57728917

But why?

>> No.57728920

The nice thing about 4chan is that you can find ideas here that you won't anywhere else.
They're not necessarily good ideas but they're unique.

>> No.57728930

To add, this does feel the perfect time to buy ex-US. The US market has been on a run for 10+ years now and it is very expensive with a PE of 20+.

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>The nice thing about 4chan is that you can find ideas here that you won't anywhere else.
Yeah, "aping" into NVDA is a really unique idea.

>> No.57728936

i like them

>> No.57728938

fair offer, but I'll pass this time

>> No.57728939
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Elon Musk

>> No.57728942

true... we should do this to mexicans, imagine a world full of super hot latinas

>> No.57728945


>> No.57728954

>Most bank branches don't even have that kind of cash laying around
a big bank in the middle of a major US city had trouble scraping together $7k despite me calling ahead the day before. they ended up giving almost half of it in 50s.

>> No.57728955

I'm not sure it makes the women better, have you seen jewish women?

>> No.57728961

> https://nypost.com/2023/10/28/metro/soros-funneled-15-m-plus-to-groups-rallying-for-hamas/
rich know chaos leads to richer.

>> No.57728962

HONK mimimimi HONK mimimimi

>> No.57728969

It's a good day to be a stinky LINK holder. I found my old binance account with ~3k of it. My FBTC doing a little sum sum too.

>> No.57728970
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no but if you google it you get a pretty clear answer

>> No.57728974

They show up all of a sudden and now they're everywhere. Very suspicious

>> No.57728976
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Based Eva enjoyer.

>> No.57728979

btw I told you all to buy MELI, but you never listen, you didn't listen this time either did you?

>> No.57728981

Your bank sucks, I regularly walk into my small branch location and take out 8k in cash for gambling and drug money and they always immediately have it in 100s they don’t even need a manager or to go to the vault they just have it in the drawer

>> No.57728982

If you google any race you'll see the best ones.
If you go outside in NYC/New Jersy and talk to the women there you'll find they're all frizzy haired fat disgusting whores who are just one step above black women.

>> No.57728987

these past couple of market days have been crabbing hard.

>> No.57728989

Most perfect pair of tits on cinemá.

>> No.57728991

You said to buy them and then they dropped like 10% the next day.

>> No.57728992

finra,sec,eglinafb, etc.

>> No.57728995

>nvidia stonk
Some people grow up when they move out or go get a job. I grew up when I realized the stock market is a casino with only a loose relationship with the actual economy

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>sodomy is policy not politics

>> No.57729003

that wasn't me

>> No.57729008

If you're an index investor who hates money and wants greater volatility they're perfect for you.


>> No.57729013

You also didn't listen when I told you that everyone in Mexico is coming into the USA and using Amazon, so the Mexican Amazon is losing customers while the American Amazon is gaining customers, also the Mexicans are being given $10,000 to spend at Amazon in the US, so it's being subsidized by our communists, while the communists south of the border are busy starving their populations and forcing the people to flee to America.

>> No.57729020

who even is this fucker without that hat ?

>> No.57729021
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did you forget bobos? its only up from here.

>> No.57729024

It's a game of paying a discount for expected future cash flows. Indeed, the correlation with the "real economy" is slim.

>> No.57729037

I demand 15% ten year yields

>> No.57729042

how 2 stonks?

>> No.57729058

which broker are you using?

>> No.57729059

And ten years from now you'll find US stock PE are still double those of Europe.

>> No.57729060

anybody notice NVDA coiling up like a snake?

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>> No.57729062

just buy NVDA and similar and set and forget it’s that easy if you over complicate shit and try to outsmart the algos and the Jews you’ll lose

>> No.57729070

le yet another leg higher

>> No.57729073

I think Bobos are unironically the good guys.

>> No.57729082

Explain for us non technicians.

>> No.57729087

wtf Eva is Jewish?

>> No.57729089

If I didn't know any better I would agree with you, but (((they))) are going to cut the head off of this snake. Like seriously nobody has a single use case for this AI shit other than naked women.

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>Pigs get slaughtered.
See >>57728400

>> No.57729094

The good guys are the ones accurately pricing things. That could be either "side" depending on what's happening in the market.

>> No.57729095

Yes. And french.

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>> No.57729103

Not really, no. Looks like its gonna crab for days.

>> No.57729109

I don't care enough about you guys to teach you anything. People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis so you can figure it out on your own.

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>> No.57729117

>People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis
To be fair, you do sound like a retard.

>> No.57729124

Not if Putin nukes LA and New York.

>> No.57729126
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Sorry baggie people are mean.

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>> No.57729132

Shut the fuck up lmao.

>> No.57729137

Every species has mutations. When the jews get a beauty, that's a mutant - and their strategy has been to try to marry those off to royalty and such.

>> No.57729139

have you ever watch NVDA/SOX?

>> No.57729151

delete your trip faggot

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If you want some spice, 100% SSO. But the same principles apply.

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They do this to all the smart investers

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>> No.57729171

wtf is this

>> No.57729200

Probably some religous cult

>> No.57729211

I'm about to become a bogleGOD

>> No.57729230
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Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.57729243

I wonder if and how long they could apply and spin the "one more booster shot until we go back to normal" carrot on a stick meme; just with AI.
>one more chip generation and we'll have a use case
this euphoria might come in waves, for quite some time.

>> No.57729245

What should I YOLO 200 dollars in?
The dumber the better and dumbest one usually works out all the time.

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spy 495p 3/1

>> No.57729262

soun seems to be in the wheelhouse of what you are seeking.

>> No.57729290

Seems like a cult.

>> No.57729293

>her portfolio is crabbing today

>> No.57729308

I already took off the tripcode retard

>> No.57729315

Has anyone watched Mia Lee’s latest video from today? Good video about equities and stock market fundamentals. The queen of /biz/ for sure.

>> No.57729316

How is $LUNR even down? This company should be at $10. BOBO really won this time bros.
Literally green on everything, my portfolio would be BEAUTIFUL if i didnt have these 150 LUNR stocks weighing it down.

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>If I just had 200k i would have already made enough money for the next 3-4 years despite my 2 most useless investments in my virtual wallet being AMD and MSFT

It will take me years

>> No.57729338

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You still appear to be namefagging when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops!

>> No.57729339

Why is Kroger vs Albertsons merger being opposed by the Biden administration? I don't understand being concerned about grocery monopolies when wal mart exists

>> No.57729355

Major slurping opportunity. I sold puts.

>> No.57729365

Bought the Google dip 3 times today, what the fuck

>> No.57729366

we were discussing my use of a tripcode. my identity was literally the topic in question retard.

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>> No.57729378

Based. She visited us at 345pa this year.
She really knows her stuff.

>> No.57729397
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Mia Li?

>> No.57729402

Hi there!
You still appear to be namefagging when posting! Whoops!

>> No.57729419

Doubt you would take as much risks with 200k. What are your returns and time period?

>> No.57729423

Blame their women who were driving the lander

>> No.57729433

Why did it go up in the first place? Fucking pajeets landed a rover on the moon a while ago, and it didn't tip over either.
So many fags are trying to get rich quick by guessing the next "big thing".

>> No.57729441

>coimplaining about a chance to get in cheap

>> No.57729446

if baggot makes another thread i'm going to strangle the next jew i see

>> No.57729469

Will tech layoffs cause stock movement?

>> No.57729473

How the fuck does NVDA keep doing the sneedful?

>> No.57729478
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like, by the middle of January I didnt even know what to buy, and it´s still at 47k in proffit. I could just get a shit job in Mcdonalds and live of that money and the extra and what these companies pay in dividends while letting my account grow

>> No.57729482

Making money should NOT be this easy. Remember to set stop losses.

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Unironically sounds fun af. There you go.

>> No.57729485

any EU anons here ever make USD deposits to IBKR account? I can see this requires SWIFT wire, which can be pretty expensive. I am even considering exchanging my USD to EUR, and go with SEPA wire (which is free, at least in my case), but exchange also will cost. any other ways to transfer USD to IBKR cheaply in EU without too much fuckery?

>> No.57729486

Layoffs are bullish.

>> No.57729490
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>> No.57729491

Stock movements of it going straight up, yeah.

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>> No.57729496

i fucking hate tripfags so fucking much

>> No.57729495

Most mergers are bad for investors and consumers and M&A is frowned upon by this administration.

>> No.57729501

Yep. Even if there's a landslide and you sell after you trigger, at least you salvage something on the one hand and prevent disaster on the other. To hell with your lightning reflexes.

>> No.57729505

Trust me, once the feminists start demanding action be taken against robot waifus and ai revenge porn, you'll see them take a hit. The problem is women are retarded so they are too stupid to actually see the problem that is beginning to take shape. It can go much higher before anything actually happens, and it's like once you listen to a song on pandora you can't unhear the song.

>> No.57729506

this. if stocks aren't moving 5% a day they are not even relevant anymore.

>> No.57729513

But you have 200k+ usd right there. What was the problem again?

>> No.57729518

But wal mart exists. There is no way Kroger Albertsons could cause as much mayhem as them.

>> No.57729532

virtual account I'm guessing, eToro offers that

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This is bullshit.

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There is still way too much biological female natural gas

>> No.57729561

I like this propaganda. People will be fired, not reduced in work hours.

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AI is already giving some people zero-day workweeks.

>> No.57729564

Which company can replace the most workers? I would say maybe MSFT? But they have boner for indians.

>> No.57729570

Does this mean they'll start importing less H1B jeetcoders?

>> No.57729574

UVXY is a no brainer here
CEO Lionel Uvxy has been buying shares hand over fist.

>> No.57729579

meh, when i get some 10k in this account im just going to get another broker

it´s a virtual wallet

>> No.57729585

>overpriced tech stocks portfolio
You are in for a rude awakening.

>> No.57729593

Already happened to me and I'm still WFH and getting a promotion.

>> No.57729607

in fact, i´ll only keep this broker to make it a public account so that at some point i can promote those dumb arabs to copy trade me

meh, it 50% on tech and 50% on other stuff

>> No.57729610

Yes but Walmart was a monopoly BEFORE Biden was selected as president. If you think that doesn't make sense remember that the average voter in America is an obese mexican on welfare that doesn't speak English.

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>You are in for a rude awakening.

>> No.57729625

>he didnt buy SOUN a month ago when i was shilling it
hahahahah lmfao dumbfucks

>> No.57729629

In a perfect world there would be a white woman in that picture and we would get free feet pics baka.

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>> No.57729654

SPY was sussin so I got $508 2/29Ps and $506 3/28Ps strait up bussin, fr fr no cap.

>> No.57729659

what did you say? besides go buy it?

>> No.57729674

Friendly reminder that JPM is still undervalued.

>> No.57729679

what else do you need to hear? when you see random shit stocks get shilled on /biz/ you should pay attention

btw OMQS

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>If you go outside in NYC/New Jersy and talk to the women there you'll find they're all frizzy haired fat disgusting whores who are just one step above black women.
Don't remind me, as soon as I'm reasonably able I need to move the fuck out of the NJakistan. Kentucky seems like the best overall option, beautiful state, beautiful women (so I've heard), great on guns, and not too far from family in NJ / NYC. How much would I need to move, and what would your plan be if you had to do it within a year or so?

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Perhaps the clearest buy signal of all time

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what the fuck is this?

>> No.57729697

Couldn't you just move to New Hampshire if you're already in NY/NJ?

>> No.57729701

>"Give me more lobbying money and I'll forget I ever said this." - Ted

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>not an A

>> No.57729707

>Buy high, sell low
But seriously, buy VOO, and some NVDA if you can afford it.

>> No.57729708

>strike 200
>currently at 300
what did pelosi mean by this
also this bitch be pumpin today

>> No.57729724

Guess who will own schwab someday.

>> No.57729725

>People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis so you can figure it out on your own.
If you don't like people treating you like shit, why do you use a tripcode named Baggie? You're just kicking the bee hive at that point.

>> No.57729727

lmao is that why it's up 10%?

>> No.57729732

Because of AI?

>> No.57729733

We need an ETF that invests in shit our corrupt overlords are buying up.

>> No.57729740

I'm one shill post away of buying 100 shares as a joke

>> No.57729742

because not everyone is an overleveraged monkey

>> No.57729746

TUP anon roped?

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>MSFT? But they have boner for indians.
why is that exactly?
It all started out like every other big tech corp today; founded and run by white males.

>> No.57729753

What >>57729697 said. NH would probably be your best option plus you'd still be in the northeast.

Also if cities are your thing and you have to be close to NYC for work or whatever, Center City philly is actually a pretty decent option. Lots of hot new grads and rent is about a quarter of what you'd pay for something in NYC.
>t. live in chicago but are in both for work frequently

>> No.57729766

>hire Indians
>indians prefer their own kind
>more Indians get hired
>indians prefer their own kind
>more Indians get hired
>indians prefer their own kind
Oops looks like an Indian company now! Jai Shri ram!!

>> No.57729768

I see, I guess that just gives her a nice 3x levvy essentially

>> No.57729770

Buying deep ITM calls is a simple way to get leverage on a stock without paying a premium for the time value. It's one of the more conservative and responsible ways to buy calls.

>> No.57729771

buy your EV charging stocks now or enjoy getting priced out forever

>> No.57729772

What is panw and why should I care when I have nvda printer?

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> Palo Alto Networks, Inc. engages in the provision of network security solutions to enterprises, service providers, and government entities.
>It operates through the following geographical segments: the United States, Israel, and Other Countries.

>> No.57729785

Tribalism for me, not for thee.

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>> No.57729795

well.. there's still a premium. For Pelosi's calls today you need to pay 123.55 but the curr price - strike is 107.532. But it's a reasonable move, I get it.

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You should've listened.

>> No.57729803

I'm guessing they loaded up on H1Bs and outsourcing for cheaper labor, and that got to the point they needed a POOLEADER so that that army of POOSLAVES would more happily serve.

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Sounds pretty based to me.

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how much time do I have?

>> No.57729821

So a j00 company helping out other j00s bought by j00s while they try to outj00 each other?

Tell me how I can profit from this. And don’t say just buy market price when it’s already mooned and following nvda

>> No.57729822

ZOGbots were forced to take the jabs, now they're malfunctioning.

>> No.57729825

>stop losses
No way I'm letting the tiny hats steal my money. They pay to know what your stop loss is to rig the market.

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>> No.57729826

Sorry, but unless Pelosi knows they're about to get a gazillion dollar govt contract I don't see anything desirable about it. PE is high and earnings are meh, and so is the performance of the stock.

>> No.57729838

dont rush, just keep it on your radar

>> No.57729841

fuck I really want to copy Pelosi's trade.

>> No.57729849

Cities are definitely not my thing, I much prefer suburb and even living the sticks, but still reasonably close to a city for good hospitals. NH sounds great, can't believe I never seriously considered it before.

>> No.57729850

>why is that exactly?
As soon as you hire one pajeet manager, that's the only type of employee he'll hire.

>> No.57729853

>why do you use a tripcode named Baggie?
its short for my original trip which was Bagholder Extraordinaire, but someone hacked my tripcode and figured out how to make fake posts using my tripcode so i needed to make a secure tripcode.

>> No.57729854

>saw googles Gemini is making the founding fathers black, trans, and indigenous
>they shut it down
>shorted GOOG
>making money
Are you really not option trading based on mimetic energy ?

>> No.57729857

Didn't Pelosi buy a ton of NVidia a few months ago?

>> No.57729858

She always sells on loss despite being an insider.

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>> No.57729869

I don't know man

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>> No.57729886

We've reached the high plateaus. From here only down. To the deepest circle of hell.

>> No.57729891

Jews hawking routers and security appliances.

>> No.57729892

What a shame nitter no longer works.

>> No.57729895

i bought some panw. wsb is going to talk about this as next nvidia and its going to be self fuffilling prophecy

>> No.57729897

13Fs have extremely low resolution. You can't really follow insiders with them.

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It actually does. When you get the HSTS error just type: "thisisunsafe" into chrome/edge and it will load it anyway.

>> No.57729909

>but unless Pelosi knows they're about to get a gazillion dollar govt contract
Maybe she will tell us if they did before she buys millions of dollars in calls.

>> No.57729911

what about all these DEI stuff?

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You're G*d damned right

>> No.57729924

an all pajeet board would be the most diverse board in history retard.

>> No.57729927

There is one, problem is you're always one step behind anyhow.

>> No.57729934

This is for (You) anon.

>> No.57729939

>ARM holdings P/E ratio
The market has gone absolutely insane. They will write books about this period in history.

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FUck forgot pic

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indians will hire indians
simple as

>> No.57729951

based parkway drive enjoyer

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>> No.57729959

Friendly reminder to put his on loop.
Everyday. For the next year.

>> No.57729962

it's a softbank pump and dump

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>> No.57729983

Cities won't be my thing forever but there aren't many places better than the center of a major city for a 25 year old in a good career finally starting to make some money (me minus single). It's like a god damn playground.

Course I'll eventually outgrow it, as do most. NH is very nice for that. My GF (soon to be fiancee?) is in Admin at a very good school district right outside of Chicago so eventually we'll probably move to the suburb where that district is. Makes the high property taxes worth it; every dollar I spend in property taxes are returned to us (via her salary/benefits) like sevenfold.

>> No.57729993

Indians are not strictly the problem, Bramin caste in positions of leadership are. https://www.notablebrahmins.com/satya-nadella/

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>The last white man going to public school in the United State of America, circa 2099.

>> No.57730077

Explain to me the bullish case for LUNR
Will Elon buy it up?

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Based kitty

>> No.57730378

>MSFT has a boner for indians.

well, I guess I´ll never open a stake on them with my own real money

>> No.57731451

I have a simple question about stock splits.
If I had invested $60K in Tesla, buying 3000 shares, does that mean I would have had 45000 shares after the 5:1 and 3:1 splits, and made $11M in profits after selling at $250 a share?

>> No.57731466

*$60K in Tesla at $15 a share

>> No.57731479

*at $20 a share, I mean. You get the point kek