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Why has nobody made a national franchise in the USA that serves poutine?

It's everywhere in Canada and all tastes the same wherever you buy it, but whenever you see it in the USA it is some hipster restaurant that makes a fucked up version.

Why can't those canadian poutine places open drive thrus around the USA? It is the most American food I have ever eaten, it just needs more exposure.

>> No.57727054

poutine is gross, nobody in america wants soggy fries.

it is an anti-food, making it actually ruins the food.

>> No.57727053

>>57726978
>2024
>eating meat
lol. Lmao even.

>> No.57727077
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>>57727054
>average redditor who only enjoys his onions drinks
>>57726978
Do it faggot. Start a franchise, i'll invest 10 eth into your shitty start up. Make a shit coin. PoutineUSACoin
I will APE in

>> No.57727088

>>57727077
>>57727053
>>57726978
Im with this anon. I Lied earlier because I am a shitlord. I would love to invest in this, where would you want to set up your first restaurant?

>> No.57727095

>>57726978
>squeaky cheese
noice

>> No.57727189

>>57726978
Carne Asada fries mogs brown gravy and curds.

>>57727053
There's meat in poutine? Ya I didn't think so

>> No.57727212

>>57726978
I am a fatass that would be the target audience for any building that sells food.
The word sounds like weird “ethnic” euro food and it looks like turkey or cheese or fries or ????? With gravy on it. Seems like something I would make in the microwave a few days before a suicide attempt, not something I would pay to have prepared for me on purpose.

>> No.57727216

>>57727077
no. poutine is just the original stupid food.

a real chef would make some delicious smashed potatoes topped with cheese bacon and gravy, which has actually good texture on all of the individual foods.

>> No.57727239

>>57726978
I live in WNY and there are dozens of restaurants here that have poutine. It's regionally available already

>> No.57727278

>>57726978
It’s fucking Canadian Goy slop. As an American we know what it is and we prefer ketchup, chili, or cheese over fries. Mayo is strictly for sandwiches, and chicken or tuna salads. Not fries you retard leaf-pilled basedboy dingleheaded 2slgbtqiap+loving ignoramous.

>> No.57727283

>>57727278
>Americans still dont know that Mayonnaise is the best sauce for fries
:(

>> No.57727298

>>57727283
It’s not. Allah save us from these retard leaves and let their healthcare system assist their suicides already.

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>>57726978
It's a great idea. This will definitely make you rich.

>> No.57727323

Poo what now? Son, I’m not eating that shit.

>> No.57727364

>>57727278
its not mayo it is cheese curds and gravy

>> No.57727400

>>57727364
Even worse. I didn’t think the leaf could sink lower than what I thought of them but every day thanks to their saint, Justin Trudeau they are able to ruin not only their own lives, but all the lives of people who generally know of their existence. Truly, poutine is simply an extension of the venereal disease on the world. That is Canada. This is why immigrants moved to Canada, and then flea on mass. After witnessing the true horror that is Canada, Poop Tien, and the leaves that make up estate so retarded that they would sell all of their land to China And turn their own country into a suburban wasteland of abandoned houses and homeless drug addicts.

>> No.57727437

I’m making fries right now, just so I can eat them the American way. The righteous way with ketchup. Like a real human should not like the barbarous animals who live and what is colloquially known as the top hat of America. May their name and country be stricken from all history for the sin that is poutine and their very existence.

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>>57727437

>> No.57727632

>>57726978
as much as americans would enjoy it, even if you branded them as gravy cheese fries we would know it reeks of canada and reject it

>> No.57727660

>>57726978
because we have carne asada and loaded fries, no one wants to eat literal mush for their heart attack. Gross.

>> No.57727923

How about fries with BBQ sauce?

>> No.57728002

Poutine will be no more, you will only be getting butter chicken, garlic naan, onion bajji in your future.

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>>57726978
youre right
its fucking delicious and americans would love it
its not common here, but its also an incredibly safe food that most people would like.
id imagine its also cheap to make and hard to fuck up
mentions of poutine always make me want poutine
>t. burger