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once the japs wake up in 2 hours Jasmy will hit Jupiter

>> No.57713632

>>57713440
you realize jupiter isn't even real right? space is fake

>> No.57713728
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>>57713632
>space is fake
You sure about that?

>> No.57713783

>>57713728
>draws some shiny objects on black canvas
>this is THE PROOF

>> No.57714467

you still have time to get in

>> No.57715703

told yall

>> No.57715739

>>57715703
they never listen, shamefur dispray

>> No.57715762
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>>57715739
listen up faggots i told ya the japs were gonna come through don't talk to me about
>muh space fake
if you were a wcdonalds chad like me then you'd have a private jet and you'd take monthly trips to mars (in the wcdonalds rocket) to bang super models and snort cocaine but no you have to live out your pathetic life sitting here on this website talking about the stars because you wasted all your money on those shitty crypto tokens that no one cares about anyway

>> No.57715789

>>57713440
>Jasmy
You can't have "data democracy" if you are using PoS(proof of stake) PoS(piece of shit) Ethereum Blockchain. I'll believe your hyperbole if you can prove to me that the japs treat it as a joke like dogecoin, because no one with integrity would be interested in your shit token unless they were memeing

>> No.57715792

>>57715789
stay broke nerd

>> No.57715797

>>57715789
HODL my giant nuts while we pump some more

>> No.57715838

>>57715789
dumbass

>> No.57715842

>>57715838
kek

>> No.57716525

I just put $2.5k into my goybase account and I'm going to do it every Thursday for a few months.
I want to buy lots of INJ and FIL and I'm also thinking some of this. It's been on my radar since launch but I never took it seriously until recently.

>> No.57716738

>>57713728
yeah prove it
oh wait that would take us trillions of years guess we can't huh, weird

>> No.57716871

>>57713783
>>draws some shiny objects on black canvas
Those shiny objects are GALAXIES, bro. Maybe you can't accept that the world doesn't revolve around you, ever think about that?

>>57716738
Not true. If you travel at the speed of light; it would only take 2.5 million years to reach the Andromeda Galaxy, which is our galactic neighbour.

>> No.57716893

Shut the fuck up nerds you're scaring jasmin

>> No.57716915

>>57716871
the closest galaxy is canis m. at just under 8 kpc (which is the unit of measure we actually use) hilariously almost equidistant from our smb sag.A. you're probably thinking of Andromeda because we'll merge with it and become an early type elliptical pussy galaxy, an isophotic joke of a shape and a disgrace to all galaxies

>> No.57716920

>>57713440
do japs even trade on Sundays?

>> No.57716921
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>>57716915
SHUT THE FUCK UP JASMIN IS CRYING NOW LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID TO THE CHART FUCKING CHUD

>> No.57716929

>LIQUIDATED
ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.57716955

>>57716929
sorry pal but I sold like 10 hours ago around .016, it was already over if even I managed to get out

>> No.57716962

>>57716955
It's still above .016 chud just pump it one last time chud I just need .0165 chud and then go to .0169 you fucking CHUD DO IT

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57716973

YOU FUCKING CHUD WRONG WAY

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57716978

N-No what the fuck he's dead he can't be calling me now

>> No.57716979

>>57716978
lmao what'd you get in at anon you're having a bit of a meltie this late a night

>> No.57716980

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57716985

>>57716979
>OI GOVNA YOU PINKY BLOKE M8 MI COR BLIMEY BLESS THE QUEEN M8??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57717017
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TASISTER!!!??!? THIS IS FINE RIGHT??? WE ARE JUST PREPARING FOR NEXT LEG UP RIGHT??????? TASISTERS?!?!

>> No.57717036

TASISTERS ANSWER ME THE RED LINE IS GETTING CLOSER TO THE OTHER RED LINE

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Heh, what was all the panic about?

>> No.57717054

Maybe one day 4 channel will be a crypto investor just like me. If they weren't so stupid

>> No.57717061
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AAAAAAAAAAA THIS TIME WASN'T DIFFERENT AT ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57717085

Hope you enjoyed my improv comedy. I'm gonna pass out and dream about astrology for men

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>>57713440
>JASMY
>BIG MIKE
>ICP
If my estimations are correct im about to hit a triple triad of pumps thanks to the japbros and all it took me was a 2 year course of advanced japanese and somehow nailing a nippon friend. Bros im feeling the green