>28 years old

[Anonymous No.57713085]

>only $185,500 in cash, $16,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,700 in crypto
>everyone else my age has high paying tech jobs, hundreds of thousands in home equity, a huge number of friends, and has more money than me without even spending a single second thinking about personal finance
>also thinning hair

[Anonymous No.57713130]

185k in crypto
16k in cash
2k in mutual

[Anonymous No.57713162]

200k at 28 is alright, you about average I'd say. Congrats on being average

[Anonymous No.57713200]

I had 300k last cycle top. Sold the bottom and now my net worth is -7k (with 28k in stables, negative NW because of my student loan)

[Anonymous No.57713207]

>32
>3k in crypto after being in the market since 2013
>10k total networth
>can't drive
>live with parents

[Anonymous No.57713295]

>>57713130
>19
>405k in index funds
>500 in cash

[Anonymous No.57713344]

>>57713085
200k cash on hand is all you need, don't fuck it up, lil bro, stick with BTC and ETH

[Anonymous No.57713489]

>>57713207
Wtf. How is that even possible if u were that early? Did u get hacked, low risk threshold or are you retarded or a combination of both?

[Anonymous No.57713623]

>>57713489
I bought 13 BTC cost averaging from 2013-2015 so not a great deal of USD investment to begin with:
>lost about 5 BTC in scams/altcoins and ICOs in 14-15
>lost 1 on cloud mining scam
>lost another 1 on p2p lending defaults
>lost about 3 on leverage trading on bitmex in 16
>bought alts with another 2 BTC
>got "good" at trading and spent the next 3 years growing my last 1 BTC to 5 BTC from 17-19 daytrading then blew up my account on april fools day 19 and lost all of that (never withdrew or took profit)
>old alts shriveled to 1k USD or something, massively under performed
>19-now started over started following a good system
>22 started doing stat analysis/backtesting everything
>23 became consistent from about q2
Only saving grace for me losing 10 years of my life for nothing was that I was very good at shilling BTC and crypto to my friends and family, I got majority of the people I knew in and they all bought and held and did great from it.

[Anonymous No.57713649]

>>57713623
The fact you didn't get a bunch of the sexiest airdrops like bch, uniswap, ens, is... Depressing.

[Anonymous No.57713655]

>>57713623
Lmao. How do you manage to fuck up so much? Impressive genuinely.

[Anonymous No.57713670]

>>57713623
damn nigga you retarded as hell

[Anonymous No.57713741]

>30
>10k saving
>moved back to parents

[Anonymous No.57713756]

>>57713649
I liquidated all my BCH and turned it back into BTC straight away, same with the other forks. I remember making 0.2 BTC on yobit from depositing 2 BTC on there and getting a made up segwit token airdropped to me that I instantly dumped but I freaked out about how they'd let me print like that so easily so pulled out of yobit on the DOGE network, funnily enough if I'd had held that DOGE for 2 weeks i'd have gone straight to 6fig as it pumped (this was nov/dec 17). As for the newer alts/airdrops I got burnt so much I never really fucked with them a lot.
>>57713655
I just got bad luck/karma or something I dunno, must be from a previous life because I've always good and honest with people.

[Anonymous No.57713762]

>19
>only 12.5k LINK

[Anonymous No.57713766]

>>57713623
We are the same age and I didnt even know how to buy bitcoin til I was 18 and could register on coinbase, ygmi by the time youre 30 you made all of the retard mistakes as a literal teenager. You couldnt have known better

[Anonymous No.57713768]

>>57713756
always been*

[Anonymous No.57713776]

>>57713085

Fucking crybaby, my country has been in zero growth since 2008

[Anonymous No.57713788]

>>57713085
>39
>4k in cash
>19k in retirement
>150k in crypto

[Anonymous No.57713807]

As a 42 year old with negative net worth cause of student loans and credit card debt. Let me tell you something kids. Money is fucking great. It would have solved most of my problems if I had it when I was young. But it doesn't solve everything. Your only problem is your biggest problem. So after money solves all the problems it can you are still left with very big problems. Quick example. How much you eat and exercise. Money can help buy you equipment, doctors, medicine. But you gotta put the time and effort into it. Can't hire someone to do it, they can only assist. That pain asking a girl out and she says no. Money can't help you with that.

[Anonymous No.57713815]

>>57713766
I bought my first BTC using the Virwox method and sending the BTC to BTC-E (luckily I was out of there by the time FBI shut them down and stole everyone's coins) the total fees to do that were about 16% lol.
I don't know what you mean by "ygmi by the time youre 30", I'm 32 but I am sort of doing pretty well with my trading ever since I started following backtested results/stat analysis so maybe over the next few years I'll redeem.

[Anonymous No.57713830]

>>57713766
Same age? He's saying those were the years, "14-15" means 2014-2015. He's 32 now which means he was 22 when he got first got into crypto and lost it all through his mid-late 20s. He wasn't a teenager, just as delusional as one.

[Anonymous No.57713852]

Data mining posters work for evil. What did you want to do when you were 7? Did you think you would literally be evil and work for evil companies who think other people's money is theirs bit they just don't know it yet?
Is that how you thought your life would play out?
Get a job, loser. Factory work isn't that bad you fucking coward.

[Anonymous No.57713879]

>>57713085

32
make 260k a year
20k bank
25k brokerage
20k retirement
-100k student loans

its over

[Anonymous No.57713885]

> 37
> 900k bitcoin only
> 100k home equity
> 30k cash
> 50k tools and shit
> 500k a year revenue business not sure the value

[Anonymous No.57713899]

>1K networth
>virgin
Mid 30s..
It truly is over isn't it..

[Anonymous No.57713988]

>>57713085
> alien embryo
>185 kilos of moon crack
>1228 kilos Plutonium
>12353123412 universal solar credits

[Anonymous No.57715118]

>>57713623
I'm about the same age after being in the market since 2013 too. Being early means jack shit if you don't have the capital or perseverance. I just had my first bear run then and fucked off until 2017.

[Anonymous No.57716245]

>>57713085
why are you hoarding cash in a crypto bull run?

[Anonymous No.57716280]

>>57713085
put the 185k in crypto, put the 16k in cash. get rid of the mutual fund.
Like, the fuck do you need liquid 185k for?

[Anonymous No.57716290]

>>57713085
>26
17k in crypto
2k in savings
Thats it.
Im also forced to go for therapy for repeated attempts to kill myself using carbon monoxide

[Anonymous No.57716311]

>>57713085
Increase your crypto portfolio by buying more of SEI and QANX. You definitely gonna make it, anon

[Anonymous No.57716619]

I only have 352 million bros

[Anonymous No.57717397]

>>57713344
>>57713085

This. What you do is go all in ETH, bridge it to zk sync and lend it out on Fringe fi so you become eligible for frin, pyth, arb rewards as well as the zk sync airdrop.

You will make between 50 to a 100k on the airdrop and rewards alone, but you'll also get ETH upside during the bullrun + generated interest. Eth will 5 to 10x from here. You can be a multi millionaire by 2025. If you're willing to take the "risk". You could also do nothing, wallow in misery and never own a house I suppose.

[Anonymous No.57717406]

>>57713085
comparison is the thief of joy my fren

[Anonymous No.57717413]

>>57713879

Yup, you fucked up. You put in all that effort to get a high paying job right before they blow up the financial system with no enough time left to make enough to buy land to grow food, so you're here taking the same risks as the rest of us. Follow the advice above, do some research.

[Anonymous No.57717416]

€400k in real estate
€25 in liquid assets
$59 in crypto

[Anonymous No.57717421]

>>57713085
>29
>$80k
>own small business
>happy
>have sex with lots of girls
Dont know why ur upset, life is so easy and i dont even have 100k net worth

[Anonymous No.57717428]

>>57717421

And then the dollar disappeared

[Anonymous No.57717432]

>>57717428
What dollar

[Anonymous No.57717436]

>>57713085
Kek do you not have a house? It that mutual fund your retirement? All that in cash? Holy shit you fucked up your life

[Anonymous No.57717442]

>>57717432

All of them

[Anonymous No.57717446]

>>57717442
thats retarded gl to u though

[Anonymous No.57717483]

>>57717446

It will happen, because it's inevitable. 200 trillion in unfunded liabilities. They either have to kill everyone over the age of 40 or accept the collapse of the fiat ponzi scheme. Why do you think they keep having to introduce new users (migrants) while building a new ponzi system (cdbc)?

[Anonymous No.57717500]

>>57717421
how do you stay happy bro? same age, same net worth. have sex with girls from time to time but not a lot, maybe once or twice a month. I'm happy after having sex but then think im too poor to afford life, which is kinda true.

[Anonymous No.57717513]

>>57717500
Im happy because i have goals and i know what i want to do with my life and am on track to achieving them

[Anonymous No.57717519]

>>57717513
how do you figure that out? what did you do? I've done a 100 dreams journal and achieved some.

[Anonymous No.57717718]

>29
>36k in 401k
>800$ in bank
>6k on balance transfer
>12k on car
oh man

[Anonymous No.57717893]

>>57717519
Im very open minded and try lots of different things so i can know which things i dont like by trial and error

[Anonymous No.57718139]

>>57713295
>10
>2m in crypto
>500k in cash
>10m in private jet

[Anonymous No.57718150]

>>57713623
Holy shit, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.57718199]

>>57713623
>started become consistent the moment the bullrun started

kek, enjoy losing it all again the second the market has a dip

[Anonymous No.57718262]

>>57713085
Nice work Cashanon. It was only two years ago that you had less than $100k in cash.

[Anonymous No.57718714]

>>57713085
33 y/o
300k in crypto (80pct bitcoin)
20k in euro
5k in gold and silver

only worked 150 days the past 3 years. mostly have been out of the country travelling and enjoying

[Anonymous No.57718778]

>>57713085
>only $185,50

faggot i have 5k to my name and im the same age as you, your doing fine.

[Anonymous No.57718795]

33
20k in the bank
15k in crypto
45k in 401k
16k in student loans
no other debt

[Anonymous No.57718809]

>>57713085
>>only $185,500 in cash, $16,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,700 in crypto
That's 10ha property in Eastern Europe.

[Anonymous No.57718884]

30
>3k in crypto
>3k in stock
>2k cash
>debt free
>travel around for 200$/month
>handyman

[Anonymous No.57718916]

>>57713085
most people your age are drowning in cc debt, pay a $700/MO car payment and can't even dream of buying a home anymore. Don't worry about the Joneses and certainly don't worry about the fake narrative here, you're doing pretty good. Get your cash to doing something though