/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57706095]

I saw a guy post about Asian massage parlors a few weeks ago and since then I’ve spent 60$ at them.

[Anonymous No.57706104]

600$ ** fuck

[Anonymous No.57706137]

>>57706095
Are these legal in the US?

[Anonymous No.57706179]

>>57706095

Did it help with your back pain?

[Anonymous No.57706183]

tell us about it? I was always curious to go to one
do the girls jerk you off or what

[Anonymous No.57706186]

>>57706137
>Are these legal in the US?
no, but they're all over because nobody really cares all that much

[Anonymous No.57706208]

>>57706137
What's illegal about a massage?

[Anonymous No.57706214]

>>57706095
Why the hell would someone go to one of these? You probably get jerked off by like a 35-50 year old asian lady, why the fuck would anyone want this

[Anonymous No.57706223]

>>57706208
The "Asian massages" end with a girl jacking you off I thought

[Anonymous No.57706228]

>>57706095
Those definitely not sex trafficked chinks are saving lives I tell ya.

[Anonymous No.57706273]

>>57706228
>muh sex trafficking

The whole reason we can't have legal prostitution in America is because feminists and cucked men cry about sex trafficking. It's bullshit.

Imagine how many less incels and potential serial killers we would have if they could just pay $100 to bang a bitch.

[Anonymous No.57706322]

>>57706095
based, put $60 on migrant tonight and spend another $1200 soon

[Anonymous No.57706346]

>>57706273
This

[Anonymous No.57706353]

>>57706183
No, you jerk off while they critique you in their native language. Pretty fun imo

[Anonymous No.57706357]

>>57706273
Based

[Anonymous No.57706367]

>>57706273
how do you even engage with prostitutes? it is so fucking awkward doing something so intimate with someone you don't even know. id at least have to take the prostitute on a couple of dates and hang out with her before banging her. if i just called her over to bang, it wouldn't work.

we'd be staring at each other awkwardly and id be too scared to touch her. this is why incels exist. they wouldn't pay for sex even if they could.

[Anonymous No.57706376]

>>57706367
All of "dating" etc are just formalities until you fuck. Prostitution just skips to the good part

[Anonymous No.57706384]

>>57706367
Wtf anon it's entirely transactional, you pay to fuck her. She knows the deal and you do too. What is awkward? You could literally lay there and tell her to do everything.

[Anonymous No.57706406]

>>57706223
Is this some kind of issue in America?

[Anonymous No.57706416]

>>57706406
The only sexual businesses allowed in the US are toys and strip clubs. Paying for sex is illegal.

[Anonymous No.57706428]

>>57706273
They say the same thing about sex workers in Thailand. Meanwhile the girls are walking around with the latest smart phone, pay for braces to straighten their teeth, and buy whatever the fuck else they want making 10x the average Thai salary.

[Anonymous No.57706434]

>>57706214
I’m 45, sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.57706442]

>>57706416
She's only touching your dick though.

[Anonymous No.57706549]

>>57706434
>45 and on 4chan
you're making me sad

[Anonymous No.57706569]

>>57706137
Yes insofar as American police are too busy shooting dogs and eating donuts to care and it would be le racist to go after them for real

[Anonymous No.57706573]

>>57706367
You a virgin or just married?

[Anonymous No.57706729]

>be me, early 40s
>driving through a midwestern state, staying at a hotel for the night
>check craigslist, theres an asian massage place offering a table shower, sounds nice
>go there, some zit face skinny asian girl wearing only a tshirt tells me to get undressed, touches my cock through a towel then leaves. I can see her ass and she is wearing no panties
>wait about 15 minutes, then a chink woman in her 40s with MASSSIVE tits comes in. Im talking the nicest tits I will likely ever see irl
>she is wearing a 1 piece swimsuit, total milf
>go to table shower, she washes me down then plays with my dick a little at the end while my eyes are closed, get extremely hard
>go to massage table, she asks me what I want
>I say "Ill show you" and start sucking her tits
>she says "is that all" I point to my mouth implying a bj, she says I can fuck her and get sucked for 120
>she starts sucking me through a condom, this sucks
>move on to fucking her, lay her on the table and enter her missionary
>she has the tightest pussy ever, its incredible. Its amazing, they dont make fleshlights this good
>go about 5 pumps before Im about to burst
>ask for another bj
>she takes the condom off and tells me not to cum in her mouth and starts sucking me off
>i grab her arm and get her to suck my dick at the right tempo
>enjoy life as a king fucking this asian milfs mouth like a toy
>cum in her mouth
>she furiously spits it out and starts lecturing me
>play with her tits as she brushes her teeth
god I want to fuck her again bros. I have a severe asian milf fetish now. their pussies really are the tightest out there

[Anonymous No.57706820]

>>57706273
They still are being sex trafficked you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.57706826]

>>57706820
>t. male feminist

[Anonymous No.57706839]

>>57706729
another time
>be living in a big city
>find an obvious masage parlor (name was something like Ming Lees heavenly fingers)
>go there its a skinny asian milf
>undress and get a normal massage
>at the end she plays with my balls and dick
>moan to let her know its ok
>she keeps going, get hard, she flips me over
>we negotiate a suck job
>she straight up spends like 10 minutes foreplaying my cock, making me feel like a god. I almost couldnt take the sensation. Im talking like 30 years of refined asian whoredom coming down on my cock
>finally about to lose my mind, she finally starts sucking me, no condom
>being a master goon, I temper my cock and enjoy the blowjob, make her suck me standing for a bit
>decide I need to fuck her
>beg her to fuck while I stoke my dick, only have $40 left
>ok anon I fuck you for $100
>she gets me a condom
>lay her down, she is my first asian pussy
>insert into her and HOLY SHIT
>all the legends are true about asian pussy, she is the tightest woman I have ever fucked by a mile
>get a few strokes in and start going HARD
>I know her old faggot asian husband cant fuck her like this
>fuck her really hard and cum in the condom
>fall in love and leave
Im really considering leaving my family (no kids) and just fucking asian whores in SEA for life. Talk me out of it

[Anonymous No.57706855]

>>57706839
You have aids and hpv

[Anonymous No.57706869]

>>57706855
got tested last year, clean as a whistle. You need to live anon, you cant just go through life never fucking asian whores - thats no way to live dude

[Anonymous No.57706872]

>>57706573
I get anons point though. I have picked up hot slots before that were annoying and when I fucked them I had to fucking pound and obliterate that pussy for 40 minutes before I blew a weak load. But my wife's pussy is so good I blow a 5 foot rope in her pussy in like 2 pumps it's like a high pressure hose leak of nut spewing across the room. I never fucked a diseased whore and the thought of it makes me want to puke. Just imagine the smell. The Flys. The herpes and sores.

[Anonymous No.57706890]

>>57706826
M8 I'm not sympathizing with them, it's just a matter of fact. Not sure why you want to pretend it's not. Are you some wuss who can't handle reality? Can't get some suck without thinking about how she was likely separated from her parents and forced into sex work since she was young and crying about it?

Because that just makes it hotter.

[Anonymous No.57706925]

I have a gf now, and her pussy is good, but theres just something so exciting about fucking some random asian whore who has a family

[Anonymous No.57706995]

>>57706820
that makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.57707022]

Why did the tranny jannies take the greentexts down?

[Anonymous No.57707074]

>>57707022
jannies dont want anons to know asian milf pussy is the best thing in this entire world and we should all be spending all our paychecks fucking asian girls and traveling to their countries to fuck their natives. Jannies are defacto roasties who cant handle that asian pussy is changing this world

[Anonymous No.57707087]

>>57707074
big if true

[Anonymous No.57707093]

>>57707074
oh, and you can buy this asian milf pussy for like $120 a pop, and if you are a regular (and wash your dick) whores will give you discounts and you can even get housecalls for as low as $100

[Anonymous No.57707170]

>>57706995
literally what I said >>57706890

[Anonymous No.57707180]

Op here. Glad this thread took off. I’m 4 for 4 on getting jerked off. Got insane assplay from one. Never thought I’d like it but I did. I also got viagra on hims just so it’s a sure thing

[Anonymous No.57707242]

>>57707180
I went to one recently, felt bad after. She had nice tits, wore a 1 piece dress, and was pretty hot. Why are asian whores so good bros? they are the best whores you can buy. I remember buying a white milf and her pussy stank so bad all I could do was face fuck her and suck her tits. she was cool though, she made me feel very comfortable and sucked really hard

[Anonymous No.57707275]

>>57706137
Problem is when police try to bust them the girls get trafficek back to China. Can't bust people for prostitution without prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.57707285]

there were some others I had, but the ones I mentioned were the best (I also posted the deleted green texts)
There is this one who I have visited a few times. total spinner but she doesnt fuck, but I feel like she may fuck me next time I go. god I hope my gf breaks up with my, because if so Im taking that asian whore to a hotel and doing that standing cradle thing

[Anonymous No.57707326]

but yeah guys never fuck whores, you will realize how good life can be

[Anonymous No.57707338]

When will the us make prostitution legal? The day of the incel will come to a close

[Anonymous No.57707349]

>>57707338
its legal in parts of nevada, but super expensive. you are better off traveling to vietnam for the cost of a good 'tute out there

[Anonymous No.57707354]

>>57706228
>sex traffic

Majority of the parlors in California are owned by Asian women. Those same Asian women work in the parlor and drive Mercedes, Audis and BMWs. They are not damsels in distress.

[Anonymous No.57707372]

>>57706820
>>57707354
Lmao no

[Anonymous No.57707374]

The one I saw today gave me a professional grade massage. Better then massage envy. Handjob was lackluster though. The previous ones massages were basically a joke to get to the main course.

[Anonymous No.57707429]

>>57706095
Im thinking of going but i got zits on my pubic area, i dont want them to freak out about it

[Anonymous No.57707458]

>>57707429
Just go and see what’s up. Tip them well if you’re that ashamed. Stacy’s can gatekeep us no longer.

[Anonymous No.57707473]

>>57706549
You're here forever.

[Anonymous No.57707488]

>>57707354
There's the head chink and the bottom chink. You're all just too sensationalized by the word "Sex Traffic".

[Anonymous No.57707529]

>>57706820
No they aren't, at least not against their will. These girls will come to the US or Canada for two years and go back to China or Korea with $500k in their pockets.

[Anonymous No.57707566]

>>57706367
Lmao I’m a soft guy but Jesus Christ dude just fuck her and be done with it

[Anonymous No.57707575]

>>57707529
Some are, some aren't. Some of those girls were doing it since they were very young. Hell even in Thailand, some of those ladyboys were forced into it by their own parents. None of this is in sympathy, just the facts. Not sure why this triggers /biz/

[Anonymous No.57707582]

>>57706367
>something so intimate
are you an actual woman or just an incel or married dude?
it's literally just masturbating inside a pussy

[Anonymous No.57707598]

>>57706367
Actual romantic men would not be this gay. You're just incredibly inexperienced and infantile. Romantic men/Lover boys know the deal very well, some of them even begrudgingly have fucked some whores/prostitutes while lamenting the one they love. It's literally a tale as old as time. Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.57707601]

>>57707285
>god I hope my gf breaks up with my, because if so Im taking that asian whore to a hotel
dude youre fucking gross. kill yourself you non-wholesome philandering piece of shit

preaching trad values and going to get jerked off by human trafficking victims... you are scum. hope you enjoy the coom session before inevitable karma

[Anonymous No.57707682]

>>57707601
>human traffickimg victims
>traficking
>victims

You are clueless

[Anonymous No.57707693]

>>57707458
wouldnt the ingrown hairs scare them, they might think its herpes

[Anonymous No.57707695]

are there ever any thick, big titty fat butt asian girls at these places? or just skinny old gross asian girls?

[Anonymous No.57707718]

>>57707695
all the ones I've seen were very skinny, like malnourished

[Anonymous No.57707724]

>>57706367
what you want to have is the girlfreind experince. im the same way.

although sometimes you meet a hooker and yuou just click and the sex is extremely good, hot and intimate. she gets into it, she is turned on and very wet,

i know because i have fcuked hundreds of hookers in tijuana mexico. yes over the years literally over one hundred...

pic related i like to film it from the walking/looking/selecting/pick up interaction. where i tease the girl, where women try to grab my arm. and negotiate. and i secretly film me fcuking them... its very entertatining content.


wondering if i shiuld ever upload this crap it would be so enteratining for people..

[Anonymous No.57707750]

>>57706820
not the ones in TJ mexico. pic related.she was just about to suck my dick and i filmed it with a secret hidden cam. she was puckeering up her lips... it was 50 dollars for half an hour including the hotel room rental for 30 mins...

this girl travels from puebla mexico to tijuanan to work for a few weeks. make bank. and go back to puebla she has a husband and child. she showed me pics. she was VERY eager to please me.

i used to think prostitution was for bad people only. but sometimes it can be an addiction, paying for play. there should be no shame in this line of work.

[Anonymous No.57707769]

>>57706367
please for the love of god hop on some gear youre such a pussy holy shit
prostitutes are not an "intimate" experience theyre a *fun* experience
they exist to entertain you and make sure you have a good time
its not awkward because they are literally pros at not being awkward and they basically do everything for you
its their whole job to not make it awkward

[Anonymous No.57707772]

>>57706214
This. And the funniest part is that almost all of them are ex-hookers from Thailand that some boomer brought home with him. Paying money to have some 45 year old expired whore jerk you off who’s fucked thousands of filthy pajeets and fat boomers is pretty sad when you think about it. Why not go for someone attractive if you’re going to pay for it?

[Anonymous No.57708039]

>>57707374
What were their ages? Bad teeth? Fat? Stinky?

[Anonymous No.57708060]

>>57706416
>buy guns in wallmart
>illegal to hire escorts
its over for burgoids

[Anonymous No.57708078]

>>57707750
Post the vid I’m stroking my shit

[Anonymous No.57708102]

I'm not into Asians, but I visited most of the Asian parlors in nyc out of curiousity, The girls were disgusting, it was leaving one nightmare and entering another while massage spa hopping. Didn't fuck a single one, instead I wanted to puke. I was very disappointed.

These shitholes are definitely not for Kings. If you are a waygie, then maybe.

[Anonymous No.57708110]

>>57706214
>35-50 year old asian lady
damn, where can i find those ladies to jerk me off?

[Anonymous No.57708120]

>>57706872
>Just imagine the smell. The Flys. The herpes and sores.
WTF, anon. STOP FUCKING THE MONKEYS!

[Anonymous No.57709095]

>>57707074
100% god bless Asian milf puss

[Anonymous No.57709136]

I wanted to try one near me it's like a spa and they have massage tables. But the thought of having to use a changing room with monger perverts and be around them turned me off. I am handsome and I think some faggots hang around in those place.

[Anonymous No.57709169]

>>57709136
Yes they are in this thread. OP and other

[Anonymous No.57709418]

>>57706214
> 35-50 year old asian

Idk about you anons but that sounds kinda hot, for a while i was looking for specific porn where it was an older lady not pretty at all and either jerking you off or doing something sexual but completely apathetic

[Anonymous No.57709458]

>>57706214
What’s this this site and acting like anyone over 30 is disgusting old bones? Over 30 women can be beautiful and look good if they take care of themselves (basic stuff). Not my first choice but definitely not disgusting. I’m starting to think you people are homosexual at this point.

[Anonymous No.57709468]

>>57706872
You cheat on your wife or before your wife?

[Anonymous No.57709472]

>>57709458
A few years ago I slept with a 40-something VP of the London Stock Exchange in Tokyo during a visit there. She was some of the best sex I ever had. Still think about Yuki sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57709514]

>>57707724
she kind of looks like an anvil. whats your blacksmithing level?

[Anonymous No.57709777]

>>57706273
>because feminists and cucked men cry about sex trafficking
wrong
it's because of cuckservatoid christfags. america made japan outlaw prostitution in the 40's when feminism was barely a thing

[Anonymous No.57709784]

>>57706095

One of my buddies used to fuck a 45 year old Asian woman at one of those parlors. Yes, they are real.

[Anonymous No.57711209]

>>57709784
Milf javs we’re my fetish before I ever worked up the courage to even think about going to these places. It’s like they were specifically designed for me. I left with a new found appreciation for XI Xingpeng and China in general.

[Anonymous No.57711227]

>>57709777
exactly, it's the conservative right that doesn't want whores
Lefties are usually ok with sex working, it just has to be safe, regulated and taxed

[Anonymous No.57711373]

>>57711227
Leftist don’t give a shit about johns though. They legitimately think hookers should be free to hook and johns should get arrested when caught

[Anonymous No.57711383]

>>57706367
if youre shy you can tell them and they should flirt with you a bit to begin with and initiate the sex

[Anonymous No.57711466]

>>57709418
I lived in Thailand for a while. I never frequented whore streets, but when I was irremediably horny I went and got a massage at any old joint. I never asked, and only went with it if they rubbed my nuts and got me hard. The best hand Jon I ever got was from a fit 40 y.o who was a bit tipsy on the last 30 mins of business hours. She just stroked my oiled up cock as I prostrated on the massage bench. I didn’t expect it either, I was a bit hard but she made one pass by it then just stroked it as it protruded between my legs while laying face down. She flipped me over and went at it until the deed was done. I jerk off to that handjob more than I think about most of my sexual conquests.

I recommend these places if the girls there look okay, happy, and the environment is nice. They earn great money and sexless men walk away incredibly relieved and peaceful. Don’t become an addict and creep about it, just treat it as a remedy until you find a nice girl or learn to be content with your hand.

[Anonymous No.57711492]

>>57706872
not all hookers are doing it everyday, you can find independent ones that maybe see one or two guys a week and work a normal job
i met one girl that was a tard wrangler and she was prolly my favourite, 5ft hot athletic blond, she was riding my dick for like 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.57711532]

"Sex workers" are all

>old
>ugly
>fat
>druggies
>all of the above

Dont get fooled into seeing sex workers, its a gignatic meme, only delusional retarded simps go to those places in life

Dont become a pathetic faggot

They always advertise young attractive women in their early 20s but in reality its all 40+ year old druggies who are ugly/fat/druggies

Think about it LOGICALLY, why would any good looking woman do it? they cant get those resources from a well off guy without whoring themselves out, they dont need to be prostitute to do that, hence why its all ugly fat old women

[Anonymous No.57711548]

y'all need to go to church

[Anonymous No.57711557]

>>57711532
This is completely wrong and you're showing your lack of experience

[Anonymous No.57711866]

>>57706890
So not only are you assuming that all, or at least most, prostitutes are victims of human trafficking (obviously bullshit), but you're completely discarding the possibility that they're "normal" prostitutes who are just whores capitalizing on an opportunity to literally make hundreds of dollars an hour having sex.

Completely spitting in the face of actual victims.

[Anonymous No.57711878]

>>57707598
No need to be so aggressive. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

[Anonymous No.57711884]

>>57709468
Presumably before.

[Anonymous No.57711897]

>>57707285
Have you considered growing a pair and just dumping her, jfc you people are so helpless

[Anonymous No.57711904]

>>57711878
you literally don't understand how little i care about your bullshit thread with your dumbass opinions you're lucky i'm not coming out of the screen to throat slash you and strangle you with my 15ft dong you pathetic loser i'm gonna shove my 15ft dick so far up your wife's ass it comes out of your nose

[Anonymous No.57711907]

>>57711532
Possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this board, and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.57711913]

>>57711904
God willing Pakistan nukes your shithole slum and the Chinese infect the ganges with anthrax and genocide your entire servile people.

[Anonymous No.57711950]

>>57709458
Everyone on the internet is young and beautiful. Also, all internet penises are 9 inches

[Anonymous No.57712071]

>>57706095
When I first started going I managed to spend thousands of dollars on that shit. Thank got I stopped. I was addicted. Quit while you’re ahead anon. You’re better off just jerking off and saving your money.

[Anonymous No.57712134]

>>57712071
I’m currently budgeting once every 2 weeks. It seems sustainable and I’ll sometimes walk away with a good massage too which legitimate establishments are charging 100$+ for

[Anonymous No.57712151]

>>57706095
Do AMPs take Doge now?
And can you play with their feet?

[Anonymous No.57712242]

>>57712151
Ive reached Under all their shirts and played with their nipples so far.

[Anonymous No.57712275]

>>57712071
yeah, when I get horny and start thinking of going I just jerk off, it's my rule
considering going to the AMP? Jerk off and see if you still want to go

[Anonymous No.57712302]

All the Americans in this thread need to buy a weekend plane ticket to Toronto where you can get a full hour of MSOG BBBJ DFK FS for $300 CAD ($220 USD) in a nice downtown apartment from reputable agencies from FOB asians.

[Anonymous No.57712321]

>>57708060
>buy guns in wallmart

[Anonymous No.57712339]

>>57712302
What the hell would I need Brazilian ju jitsu lessons for?

[Anonymous No.57712402]

>>57712339
>he doesn't know the acronyms
You will learn ;)

[Anonymous No.57712420]

If you guys keep making these threads they’re gonna become part of the public consciousness and after that it’s game over.

[Anonymous No.57712428]

>>57707724
Damn, what a unit! Does she do roofing?

[Anonymous No.57712463]

>>57712420
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.57712487]

>>57706095

[Anonymous No.57712582]

>>57707724
>>57707750
Jesus Fucking Christ

[Anonymous No.57712623]

>>57707750
I spent a week with a hooker in the Dominican Republic that had a face very similar to her, with massive bazooka titties.

[Anonymous No.57712740]

You guys are joking right? You aren't sticking your dicks into prostitutes right? God only knows what they have

[Anonymous No.57712789]

>>57712740
>You guys are joking right? You aren't sticking your dicks into prostitutes right? God only knows what they have

I go bareback with hookers all the time and cum inside. Nothing feels better than cumming inside a hot hooker with no condom. I only do hot skinny white hoes tho, no asians, asians turn me off.

I must admit after I creampied the one in the photo recently, my dick started to smell funky.

[Anonymous No.57712814]

Non Asian AMP lads, where are you finding escorts and what's your budget?

[Anonymous No.57712835]

I'm in the NYC area and I reckon the pro inflation rate has priced this wagie out

[Anonymous No.57712839]

>>57706223
Why would you want some bored chink jacking you off? Sounds pretty awful

[Anonymous No.57712846]

>>57712420

I hope so! We need organic drugs back and hookers too, we need hot hookers on the streets for our pleasure, no fatties, the fatties must be removed or sent to a fitness camp for fatties to be transformed into skinny hot chicks.

Weed must be banned, it makes people fat and lazy, also makes people stupid.

Crack, Cocaine, and Heroin must be brought back on the streets in high purity by the gov't, these are wholesome, organic, and good. They are good highs.

Meth and fentanyl must be eradicated, they are no good and do too much damage.

[Anonymous No.57712870]

>>57712302
I would hope BBBJ and FS are standard. MSOG is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.57712891]

>>57712302
It's legal in Toronto?

[Anonymous No.57712892]

>>57712870

MSOG? Manifestation Of Sons Of God?

[Anonymous No.57712937]

I have herpes and genital warts from these sorts of activities

[Anonymous No.57712950]

>>57706137
OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY
A MASSAGE PARLOR
I CRIED I SHIT I PISSED AND I CUMMED

[Anonymous No.57714586]

>>57712891
completely, 100% unenforced. visit TERB.cc