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>when Chainlink Labs buys out Google
Ari is bullish but you're not?
https://twitter.com/bob4punk/status/1760784571480547451

>> No.57699428

>>57699413
Years ago I was at a crypto conference and Chainlink and their people were there.
There was this older Asian woman who was a Chainlink representative and we got to talk, 20 minutes later I was fucking her on the toilet.
Crypto was so wild back then.

>> No.57699437

Google is dying, it would be like buying yahoo or MySpace

>> No.57699447

>>57699428
Dude that was Satoshi Nakamoto

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>>57699437
They still have tons of engineers and infrastructure. Innovation and growth that's CLL role.
In 10+ years nobody will believe the biggest company in the world started right here on /biz/

>> No.57699456

>>57699413
convenient line especially after all the woke gemini stuff everyone's dogpiling them on

>> No.57699463

>>57699447
Ow my god, just shut up dude, no wonder nobody wants to be around you

>> No.57699471
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>this is where the downward price movement is going to

>> No.57699577
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>>57699428
dude what compels someone to fuck on the toilet? You see this shit in movies and tv but the thought of actually being in a public toilet, and getting my dick rode... it just doesn't mix. It blows my mind to imagine people actually getting laid in fucking bathrooms. Just the thought of it is completely disgusting.

>> No.57699769

>>57699471
And instead of just selling, you will continue to hold and spam this webm every day for years to come.

>> No.57699782

>>57699471
this is unironically bearish

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>>57699471
Getting real SBF energy off her desu
She is making me want to sell, ngl

>> No.57700660

>>57699471
time for layoffs sergey, trim the fat

>> No.57700680

>>57699428
poor creative writing

>> No.57700682

>>57699577
Your dick being hard while you touch a wet pussy and your brain firing off messages going “fuck that pussy no matter WHAT”

>t. Fucked on several toilets

>> No.57700866

>>57699769
haahahahahha... the cult member puts their hands over their eyes, plugs in their ears. Reality is a bitch eh

the worst part...YOU paid for it

>> No.57701608

>>57699782
it's bullish. these tiktoks are a leading indicator for mass layoffs. and mass layoffs are bullish.

Ari going on tour to promote Blockchain Harry Potter is bearish though. so we'll probably just crab.

>> No.57701632

>>57699769
kek, the absolute state of panicking avocados

>> No.57701666

>>57699577
>dude what compels someone to fuck on the toilet?
maximum efficiency. you can kill 2 birds with one stone