/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57693066]

HEEMED BOBO Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous: >>57691635

[Anonymous No.57693082]

>he doesn't own NVDA
>he doesn't own MSFT
>he doesn't own MELI
>he doesn't own LAAC
>he doesn't own AMD
>he doesn't own YPF (for a year or two)
yeah, I'm thinking you're not gonna make it, nothing personnel chud
verification not required

[Anonymous No.57693083]

This is Joe Biden's stock market. All the FUD. All the hate. ATHs arrive all the same.

I kneel.

[Anonymous No.57693085]

>3:45 hits
>Shit pops off
Fuckin options gambloors.

[Anonymous No.57693086]

P/E stock ratio reaches another high outside of the Lehman and Corona crashes

https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio

[Anonymous No.57693089]

QLD
TQQQ
It's THAT simple. Not like I didn't say it for like 2 years.

[Anonymous No.57693092]

>Bobo quietly sobbing to his jizz splattered Michael Burry posters.

[Anonymous No.57693093]

>this market is artificially inteligent

[Anonymous No.57693094]

HOW CAN SHE BE THIS DUMB

AND HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL GIVE HER MONEY

[Anonymous No.57693095]

HOUSING CRASH WHEN?!

BABY WANT CRASH NOW

BABY WANT HOUSE NOW

I have 300k and a full time job and a gf with a full time job and 50k but we're still priced out

[Anonymous No.57693097]

>>57693083
Reminder to report all bobo's and sellers to Homeland Security for participating in the continuing January 6th movement by undermining President Biden's economy

[Anonymous No.57693099]

Only 10 minutes left to buy more calls!

[Anonymous No.57693102]

Listen I hate Dementia Joe and the Dems and fucking love my guy Trump but if Joe and Nancy promise to 3x NVDA in their next term I’m ridin with Biden. Sorry Donny

[Anonymous No.57693105]

Now that Nikkei hit ATHs again, are we investing in Japan?

[Anonymous No.57693110]

all you had to do was listen

[Anonymous No.57693111]

what is better scalping 0dte call options or diamond handing them until they are itm but have bled out the theta?

[Anonymous No.57693112]

>>57693105
'always had a bit of NTDOY. It's foolish not having some.

[Anonymous No.57693120]

>9k for an ATM AMCI call 8DTE

Holy fuck boys this action is spicy, I wish I had the cash to play big boy games.

[Anonymous No.57693124]

>>57693097
BASED

TOTAL
BOBO
DEATH

[Anonymous No.57693125]

>>57693082
>>he doesn't own LAAC
scam

[Anonymous No.57693126]

there are "people" out there, who have been holding tsla for over 3 years thinking its gonna pop off again at any time... watching all these gains pass them by

[Anonymous No.57693127]

>Reddit files to list IPO on NYSE under the ticker RDDT
>Reddit on Thursday filed to go public.
>Its market debut will mark the first major tech initial public offering of the year and the first social media IPO since Pinterest went public in 2019.
>The social media company, founded in 2005 by technology entrepreneurs Alexis Ohanian and Steve Huffman, has raised about $1.3 billion in funding and has a post valuation of $10 billion.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/22/reddit-files-to-list-ipo-on-nyse-under-the-ticker-rddt.html

[Anonymous No.57693128]

>>57693120
That's why margin exists, duh.

[Anonymous No.57693130]

>Food supplier warns Americans are buying less at the grocery store every purchase due to inflation, per NYP.

Ruh roh raggy. It only takes 3 days of hunger before shit goes down...

>>57693105
Those are some nice big tits there, what game?

[Anonymous No.57693131]

>>57693083
>>57693097
>>57693102
Reminder that these posters are coming from government-funded NGO shill farms. Watch this interview with the former head of cyber operations at the US State Department to see how they operate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYSKaS-XtQ

[Anonymous No.57693132]

Puts on the Gutenberg printing press. The literacy bubble won't last much longer.

[Anonymous No.57693140]

>>57693120
>Al Maha Ceramics SAOG
based

[Anonymous No.57693141]

>>57693130
Nonsense, it's because of those great and wonderful weight loss drugs.

Stop spreading disinformation, anon.

[Anonymous No.57693146]

>>57693131
Enjoy your stay at the Jan 6th Gitmo in DC

[Anonymous No.57693147]

>>57693120
be happy you don't. its all coming down 4:01

[Anonymous No.57693148]

Buckle up we’re going to the moon

[Anonymous No.57693149]

>>57693131
>BOBO MAD AS FUCK HE DOESNT MONEY OFF JOE BIDEN'S MARKET
LMAO LITERALLY HOW

[Anonymous No.57693151]

>>57693130
>what game?
>he doesnt recognize her
bro you gay?

[Anonymous No.57693152]

>minute for the last 10 minutes flips
>market instantly goes visibly crazy
All bots, gay

[Anonymous No.57693158]

>>57693110
I doubt normies would care to listen...especially when it comes to stocks and smart financial choices

[Anonymous No.57693166]

>>57693130
And that’s a good thing, maybe we’ll be less fat as a country. I don’t care that Cletus and Karen can’t buy Oreos and Doritos anymore, they’re not gonna starve.

[Anonymous No.57693171]

>>57693146
>>57693149
Which NGO are you posting from?

[Anonymous No.57693172]

>>57693130
No, because we're buying the dips to win at Biden's historic stock market.

[Anonymous No.57693176]

>there are "people" who bought into the (((narrative))) of the safety of 4.5% t-bills and missed the golden bull run

[Anonymous No.57693177]

ALTC (ALCC) Acquisition Corp
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/altc-acquisition-corp-and-oklo-announce-filing-of-registration-statement-on-form-s-4-in-connection-with-proposed-business-combination-301941014.html

[Anonymous No.57693178]

>>57693151
What? No, I love women with cute feet and big tits!

[Anonymous No.57693179]

>>57693127
Can someone explain how Reddit is valued at 10 billion united states dollars

[Anonymous No.57693183]

>>57693176
saving my money for this

[Anonymous No.57693184]

>>57693152
Same thing again last 5 minutes mark.

[Anonymous No.57693186]

>>57693166
Honestly we need higher inflation because its a tax on lard asses who want to eat all day to fund SOXL call gains.

[Anonymous No.57693192]

>>57693176
The best tennat of bogleheads is to never time the market. I've made so much money because I dump my paycheck even when it's high. Cause it went higher

Compared to faggots waiting for a dip

[Anonymous No.57693194]

>>57693178
final fantasy 7, tifa.
>>57693183
>365 million R&D
kek what? thats not possible. what are they even doing with it?

[Anonymous No.57693195]

>>57693131
why is he so shiny

[Anonymous No.57693196]

>>57693171
I don't even know what that means, anon. You know what I do know? Green, as in the green I've made off of President Joe Biden's Stock Market™. Why haven't you knelt yet?

[Anonymous No.57693197]

>>57693127
redditors hate the owners and upper management though, they'd probably do everything to crash the stock, just to spite them

[Anonymous No.57693200]

>>57693179
Seems absurdly low considering basically everyone under 40 uses it and how good at spreading propaganda it is

[Anonymous No.57693204]

>>57693183
says the TAM is 1.4T

[Anonymous No.57693207]

>>57693179
They have a shitload of shadow investors controlling the narrative. It's a massive propaganda site. Mods will get paid to just delete content someone doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.57693213]

>>57693194
coming up with a worse UI design

[Anonymous No.57693214]

>>57693179
Probably the giganigga data set you could train AI with.

[Anonymous No.57693217]

>>57693195
Refractive shielding to reflect electromagnetic radiation given off from glownigfers like >>57693196

[Anonymous No.57693220]

>>57693176
at least the t-bills that I fell for were for 7% in a currency that's getting stronger

[Anonymous No.57693227]

I'm too young to remember anything meaningful about the dotcom bubble, this is the most pure insanity I've ever seen on the market in my life. All while absolutely everything except the big tech stocks is fucked. The Weimar cataclysm is real.

[Anonymous No.57693226]

>>57693200
>>57693207
4chan would be worth more, r-right bros? Heckin last bastion of "free speech" and all that

[Anonymous No.57693231]

>>57693128
I've been down the "overextended" road and I'll just take my little bitch gains rather than have that knot in my stomach again, thank you very much.
>>57693140
You got me dead to rights.
>>57693147
If I was a bear, I wouldn't post for a few weeks after this generational heeming.

[Anonymous No.57693232]

Look at the volume

[Anonymous No.57693237]

>>57693217
SEETHING

Show me your loss portfolio, skinny ass frail ass loser ass non-Biden ass boy

[Anonymous No.57693241]

Some niggers here told me that i would loose with holding 3x etfs like soxl. Something something compound bullshit.
Guess what? Im up 400% you absolute shithead idiots

[Anonymous No.57693242]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57693244]

Watch MELI earnings call with me
https://investor.mercadolibre.com/
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/meli?mod=watchlist_ticker

I think a green dildo is coming my way

[Anonymous No.57693248]

>>57693226
nah reddit has like a billion users. 4channel isnt anywhere near that. thats a good thing btw.

[Anonymous No.57693252]

>>57693242
up $20k, still depressed

[Anonymous No.57693253]

>>57693242
I hate America so much I often find myself struggling to fail asleep at night

[Anonymous No.57693254]

>>57693094
Seething femoid.

[Anonymous No.57693255]

>>57693192
Dude, the Dow is up like only 10% in a year
Youre retarded

[Anonymous No.57693259]

Up 6.71% or $23,800

[Anonymous No.57693261]

>SMCI +35%, back to 1000
Just what in the actual living hell? This is coming from a bull that is very much long on NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom. What the hell even is SMCI? So they assemble some servers... what the hell justifies such swings in the share price?
SMCI benefits more from NVDA than NVDA itself?
Clinically insane market.

[Anonymous No.57693263]

>>57693248
4channel doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.57693265]

>>57693242
+.85%
Should've been more but my CCs took a pretty mighty assblasting today. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.57693269]

>>57693263
guess it has less users than reddit for sure then.

[Anonymous No.57693272]

>>57693255
It's up 22% dumbass

[Anonymous No.57693279]

>mfw waiting for CPRT earnings

[Anonymous No.57693285]

>>57693241
THE MARKET WILL CRASH YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.57693286]

>>57693183
>>57693127
>13x P/S
This is going to get cut in half...

[Anonymous No.57693288]

>>57693261
SUPER
MICRO
COMPUTER
which of these words is confusing to you?

[Anonymous No.57693289]

>>57693242
Not bad for a lil guy

[Anonymous No.57693290]

>>57693242
if it wasnt for my uranium getting heemed it would have been a hall of fame day

[Anonymous No.57693292]

>>57693242
This is about 7% of my invested folio, extremely good IMO. No options btw, just plain stock owning.

[Anonymous No.57693294]

>>57693242
+3.17%
It was a good day. I don't ever have to sell either so I don't get raped by taxes

[Anonymous No.57693297]

>>57693242
Like -0.10% my dude

[Anonymous No.57693300]

>>57693242
+2.1% I am officially beating all indexes YTD. Wonder how long that will last for.

[Anonymous No.57693301]

>>57693242
+33% today, I pumped so much into calls over the last two days. And to that one poster, none of this couldn't have been done without Joe Biden's economy and Joe Biden's market.

[Anonymous No.57693302]

>>57693242
+2.51%
My boring shit is up nicely and I bought some NVDA yesterday

[Anonymous No.57693305]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57693308]

>>57693241
yea if you bought at the bottom after the crash. Im not anti 3x and have a lot of SOXL and TQQQ, but you have to be careful. The "compound losses" come from the fact that -10% (100-10=90) is a greater amount than +10% (90+9=99). So a bunch of -3% days will eventually add up to real loses compared to the non leveraged version.

[Anonymous No.57693309]

Bobos seething at being absolutely ground into the dirt today.
How can you faggots even live with yourself? I made tens of thousands today just owning NVDA (336 shares of it).
But you? You losers own nothing, and you're happy, because you think everything is doomed. Fuckin' losers.

[Anonymous No.57693310]

Today was a cold day.

>>57693242
3.50%

[Anonymous No.57693314]

>>57693269
Heh.

[Anonymous No.57693315]

>>57693242

[Anonymous No.57693317]

>make money
>"hehe seems like warren buffets reincarnation did it again"
>loose money
>"hehe those losses are UNREALIZED therefore they dont exist"

i cant loose

[Anonymous No.57693321]

>>57693261
Why the fuck is SMCI +35 when NVDA is only +16? HELLO???

>>57693252
You can be up 100k and you will still be depressed btw.

[Anonymous No.57693322]

>>57693244
looks like red dildo :(

[Anonymous No.57693323]

>>57693241
>muh expense ratios
>muh leverage decay

[Anonymous No.57693327]

>>57693242
Welp. I'm no longer outperforming the indexes.

[Anonymous No.57693332]

>>57693242
most ive ever made in a single day

[Anonymous No.57693337]

>>57693288
But they aren't even developing computers, no? And they ain't developing AI either. They just put together servers. Good business and absolutely booming but why the hell is it pumping so hard? You'd think that NVDA would be the star that gets pumped the most but instead its this crap?

[Anonymous No.57693338]

No one actually ended up losing money today, right?

Right bros?

[Anonymous No.57693339]

>>57693242
pretty juicy for today. 4.2, and 3.5 for my two retirement accounts.

[Anonymous No.57693342]

>>57693192
How long have you been doing this?

[Anonymous No.57693352]

>>57693309
Yes annon, there'll always be a greater fool to buy your bags at ever higher prices. Right?

[Anonymous No.57693355]

>>57693332
500k is about when it reaches take off velocity where you make more in a quarter than your yearly salary. you did particularly well there but you are almost at the lift off point.

[Anonymous No.57693356]

>>57693338
I’m down 70 bucks

[Anonymous No.57693364]

nvidia rugpulling after hours kek

[Anonymous No.57693370]

>>57693305
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57693372]

>>57693272
No, its 17%
saying you make "so much moeny" is obvious horsehit

[Anonymous No.57693373]

>>57693364
see>>57693147

[Anonymous No.57693374]

>>57693338
That depends. I have short term calls, mid term puts to hedge, and long term leaps.

[Anonymous No.57693376]

>>57693352
>he said to himself, his eyes red and puffy from the crying he did during his bobo mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.57693378]

CVNA bros?

[Anonymous No.57693382]

>>57693242
>-0.19%
>YTD: -1.41%

I need Goldman to finish building their retarded uranium position already.

[Anonymous No.57693381]

wait what the fuck nvm

[Anonymous No.57693389]

>>57693364
You mean reverse rugpull?

[Anonymous No.57693391]

>>57693378
ER isn't till 5:30

[Anonymous No.57693392]

>>57693378
I thought about puts there. Carvana is a stupid fucking idea and the one I saw looked like an eyesore. No idea on the companies fundamentals but weren't they a meme stock last year on the verge of collapse? Who'd they blow to stay afloat?

[Anonymous No.57693394]

>>57693382
You ever listen to New Found Glory

[Anonymous No.57693397]

>>57693242
+17% or so. 44k.

[Anonymous No.57693398]

>>57693389
yea i spoke too soon

[Anonymous No.57693400]

>>57693066
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57693401]

>>57693317
for me it's
>make money
>"I'm basically a professional investor"
>lose money
>"I'm a useless waste of life. Why didn't I sell when line was higher? It was so obvious. I should just die"

[Anonymous No.57693403]

>>57693337
Yeah I really don't get the mania with that one. I wouldn't touch it.

[Anonymous No.57693407]

>>57693394
I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.57693406]

holy shit CVNA BROS

[Anonymous No.57693411]

We won.

[Anonymous No.57693413]

LOOK AT CARVANA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57693412]

>>57693391

[Anonymous No.57693415]

>>57693378
pretty neat pump

[Anonymous No.57693416]

>>57693407
It's ok, nevermind. Just a boomerism of mine.

[Anonymous No.57693417]

>>57693392
The "car vending machine" thing is one of the most niggery ideas I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.57693421]

>>57693406
CVNA announced AI?!

[Anonymous No.57693422]

>ONLY 8K TILL I AM A HALF A MILLIONAIRE
I AM SO HAPPY :DDDD

How should I treat my friends and family once I become half a millionaire? What is a good restaurant?

[Anonymous No.57693423]

>>57693242
+2.17%
bretty gud honestly

[Anonymous No.57693430]

>>57693352
Why would I ever sell perfection?

[Anonymous No.57693432]

>>57693127
If reddit crashing marks the end of the bull market I will laugh so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.57693435]

I forgot I had some QQQ puts, but they arent until june lmao

[Anonymous No.57693438]

>>57693422
Outback Steakhouse

[Anonymous No.57693442]

NVDA hitting $790 AH hahahahahaha $900 next week

[Anonymous No.57693443]

>>57693417
It's definitely.... something. I guess on paper it streamlines the... dealership process? Who knows but the stock just popped on earnings so I'm sure they wrangled in some "AI future". Whatever.

NVDA still climbs and that makes me happy. Let's keep the run going into the 8's before we pull back.

[Anonymous No.57693445]

>>57693392
Of all the retard stocks CVNA is the one I just don't get. Like you said they were on the verge of bankruptcy, but somehow they've pumped 400+% in the past year or so. What exactly changed?

[Anonymous No.57693453]

>>57693442
more like tommorow

[Anonymous No.57693455]

>>57693422
spend it like that and you'll never be a full millionaire

[Anonymous No.57693459]

>>57693398

[Anonymous No.57693461]

>>57693422
Get an airplane license.

[Anonymous No.57693462]

>>57693445
We built back better chud

[Anonymous No.57693463]

>>57693432
How is Reddit supposed to make money and generate profit? Advertisements? Funko pops?

[Anonymous No.57693464]

>>57693416
I must've just missed them by a few years. I'm more into what I guess you kids would call classic rock, like Nirvana and Blink 182.

[Anonymous No.57693466]

>>57693422
Don't tell them at all unless you want to be a 1/4 millionaire.

[Anonymous No.57693469]

>>57693422
don't tell them retard

[Anonymous No.57693472]

>>57693438
unironically. most fancy steak houses are a meme.
>>57693422
go to outback and buy every rattlesnake bites.

[Anonymous No.57693477]

I bought a car through Carvana in 2016. Paperwork and delivery took easily less than an hour combined. When I bought my new car in December 2023, I was at that Mazda dealer for easily 3 hours getting the usual pitches. Carvana is based, and I will never talk shit about them.

[Anonymous No.57693480]

SOXL sisters they told us we would never be back.....

[Anonymous No.57693486]

>>57693463
They're worth like $2 a user, right? Like a tenth or twentieth of META and SNAP accounts.

[Anonymous No.57693487]

congratulations folks, you were all here to witness the absolute top of the AI / semiconductor bubble

You all sold today, right?

[Anonymous No.57693489]

>>57693288
>NVDA 787

[Anonymous No.57693493]

>>57693127
Can we please band together to short Reddit?

[Anonymous No.57693496]

Bobo or Mumu day tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57693498]

>>57693422
Post your portfolio right now anon

[Anonymous No.57693500]

>>57693464
I lold. The pic you posted earlier "All Downhill from here" is one of their more popular songs. Want to say it came out around 2004. They're in that weird shitty pop punk alternative rock genre that I love so much.

[Anonymous No.57693501]

>>57693442
>>57693453
Its going to be a Feel Good Friday. NVDA will break 800 and hold it easily, and SPY will break 510.
Its sunny and nice outside, with good weather too. Everyone is upbeat (except bears) and they're going to take their sweety out for a nice walk or date (except bears). Plenty of good drinks and good eats (except bears), then finally returning to the market (except bears) on Monday to hit buy (except bears).

[Anonymous No.57693505]

>>57693489
>783

[Anonymous No.57693506]

They're not gonna pay out those calls lmao

[Anonymous No.57693509]

>>57693242
+1.98%
+6.88% YTD

[Anonymous No.57693515]

>>57693501
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.57693518]

im seething. the fake earnings drop hit my stop.

[Anonymous No.57693519]

>>57693480
>would never be back.....
are you back? looks pretty deeply down still.
>>57693487
>top
kek no. we are sailing off to the heavens. 1k nvidia is pretty much guaranteed now.

[Anonymous No.57693521]

OK /SMG/ BROS
>I AM SILLY AND HAVE 7K
IS IT TOO LATE FOR $SMCI AND $NVDIA? I BOUGHT 1 $NVDA STOCK AT 300, FORGOT ABOUT IT, AND NOW IT'S MADE MORE MONEY THAN I MADE SINCE THE END OF SUMMER.

[Anonymous No.57693523]

>>57693500
Cool, I'll give it a listen.

[Anonymous No.57693530]

>>57693242
Am I going to WAGMI? I am new to this pls no buli.

[Anonymous No.57693532]

Kek, GOOG already cucked Gemini even more than it already was
>We are working to improve Gemini’s ability to generate images of people. We expect this feature to return soon and will notify you in release updates when it does.
It said this after warning me that my requests were too "spicy". One neat feature though is that it did tell me exactly which part of my prompt it had a problem with.

[Anonymous No.57693533]

>>57693501
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.57693538]

>>57693523
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.57693541]

>>57693477
Checked. Ok, I have heard a semi-positive review about them from a guy I worked with so who knows maybe there's something there.

>>57693486
I am gonna be all over that Reddit IPO, even if I don't really use the site. I can guarantee that is gonna go bonkers right away, before presenting a pretty good shorting opportunity. We shall see.

[Anonymous No.57693543]

>>57693422
Congrats my man! Welcome to the club :)

[Anonymous No.57693547]

Why couldn't I choose to have autistic hatred against something normal like chemical companies that pollute the nature, why did it have to be the tech companies run by greedy kikes that make money by invading privacy, spying, acting as arms of the US government and automating people out of jobs and generally ripping apart civilized society for their own profit that have run the market for the past decade and a half?

[Anonymous No.57693549]

oh god we’re dumping aftermarket bobo was right oh shit oh fuck we’re rugged

[Anonymous No.57693557]

>>57693530
You're just like me with how much we have in our accounts. You'll do fine. A lesson I learned is to accumulate shares as well... I had my whole portfolio in options at one point (when it was 10-20k) and the swings just rekt me.

[Anonymous No.57693559]

jeets will brag about the ceo of google being a poo when in reality his ai cant keep up with the whitemans openai

[Anonymous No.57693561]

SQ earnings play worked out. Looks like I can't lose today.

[Anonymous No.57693566]

>>57693549
Bidenbros....

[Anonymous No.57693568]

Home depot wagie. I'm off work for the next 3 days so I don't have much to do. Might just order a pizza and be lazy before spring starts.

I will be keeping an eye on the stocks, especially retail. Imma tell ya'll that for the past few weeks, its been the slowest ever at HD, even compared to last year around jan-feb we had way less customers come in. Didn't even get the usual after school rush or after church shopping sprees as much either.

Even some of the products in our store went up BIGLY in price. Products in garden department went up(Scotchguard spray bottles are now $15 each when it used to be $10...). Those Tuff sheds we sell? All of our models went up $200-300 each in 2024, not even including other costs like delivery and shit. Watch out for prices in other stores like Walmart because I have seen the usual taco seasoning I used to get for 40 cents in 2019 now costs $1.30 for the same amount...

[Anonymous No.57693570]

>>57693549
roh no

[Anonymous No.57693575]

INDI looks gay and retarded, but it's a semiconductor company after all, have they ever mentioned AI?

[Anonymous No.57693582]

The bubble popping will be worse than the dot com bubble. It will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.57693585]

why the fuck are we dumping AH? Fucking Nvidia dude

[Anonymous No.57693587]

>>57693519
>P/E ratio: 65.9

[Anonymous No.57693593]

>>57693557
Thanks, anon. I don't understand options yet desu. My folio is all shares. Should I be learning about options?

[Anonymous No.57693595]

>>57693582
the real bubble is the bobobubble of people who are betting against, selling or not invested in the stock market and its yet to pop

[Anonymous No.57693596]

>>57693568
We're entering a global recession. Prices will be rising since we rely on the globe for everything.
>muh ath stock market
nearly all these countries announcing recessions lately have stock markets also at ATH

[Anonymous No.57693597]

>>57693568
Das raycist, wypipo aint no season dey foods

[Anonymous No.57693599]

>>57693575
seems they do have some AI stuff going, earnings are dropping at 4:30

[Anonymous No.57693606]

>>57693585
stop lying it's at 785

[Anonymous No.57693607]

>>57693568
Dude I was in the market for a refrigerator for my rental. Even the cheap ones at HD were like $600 bucks and I remember paying $300 for the older one. Granted this was years ago but what the fuck, refrigerator tech can't have advanced that much.

[Anonymous No.57693611]

Can we get AI images like pic related, but the proportions are swapped? I want a super busty curvy bobo wife with sexy plump feet

[Anonymous No.57693614]

>>57693585
Because it all pumped on euphoria over a single company

[Anonymous No.57693615]

boomers are dying out
poor millenials are inheriting stock portfolios and immediately liquidating them to purchase tesla cars and inflated homes

it has begun. things will only accelerate.

[Anonymous No.57693616]

I refresh charts every 5 minutes even though all my shares are long plays

[Anonymous No.57693617]

Leafs bro's when will you assisted suicide yourselves already?

[Anonymous No.57693618]

>>57693611
Would Bobo
Wouldn't Bull

[Anonymous No.57693621]

>>57693242
(+8.45%)

[Anonymous No.57693623]

>>57693611
You need an Nvidia card for this, Anon! Don't you see? That company underpins our very existence now!

[Anonymous No.57693625]

Sold my NVDA weeklies and rolled them into next week. Let's hope the gravy train keeps coming.

[Anonymous No.57693630]

>>57693568
Fact check: False. Biden has been bringing prices down rapidly, when priced in $NVDA shares.

[Anonymous No.57693631]

>>57693617
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.57693636]

>>57693066
Lol

[Anonymous No.57693638]

>>57693611
>tfw will never give food, shelter and throbbing cock to a broke Bobo-chan

[Anonymous No.57693642]

>>57693607
They really haven't and I don't even work in the appliances department. Speaking of, I was told that HD was so desperate in selling washers and shit lately, they put out a big ass discount for a lot of those machines; those 2-1 GE ultrafast washer/dryer combos that go for $3000 were down to $2000 for a while and people STILL didn't want to buy that many of them.

Consumers are tapped the fuck out even with credit card maxxing.

[Anonymous No.57693650]

>CVNA has over 30 percent SI
>10 bil market cap
literally no reason why it can't pump to 500 by tommorow

[Anonymous No.57693652]

For celebration sake, someone should make an AI picture of Cathie Wood in lingerie, crawling over her desk seductively.

[Anonymous No.57693656]

>>57693642
Sounds like we need to let them in and hand out some more credit cards :)

[Anonymous No.57693657]

>>57693587
hasnt stopped it all year...

[Anonymous No.57693659]

kek AAOI baggies

[Anonymous No.57693665]

>>57693575
>>57693599
yeah they were gay and retarded
automotive AI is still a meme

[Anonymous No.57693667]

>>57693652
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57693671]

The Magnificent 7.

You don't hear much about those any more.

[Anonymous No.57693674]

>>57693665
fuck should have sold this pos when i had the chance

[Anonymous No.57693682]

>>57693671
Its only Nvidia and maybe Amazon that are still magnificent. Apple lost all of its steam thanks to those stupid phones and that vision pro garbage making people's eyes explode literally.

[Anonymous No.57693683]

>>57693671
The nifty fifty

[Anonymous No.57693697]

Where the FUCK am I gonna put this 400 bucks? MSFT? AYYYYMD? some shit stock no one knows about?

[Anonymous No.57693698]

>>57693611
bobo-chan's flat chest and dirty feet!

[Anonymous No.57693703]

>>57693617
thats a stupid comparison though
its like comparing revenue to market cap
Nvidia revenue is 60 billion, nothing close to Canadas economy

[Anonymous No.57693704]

>>57693683
Someone should invent the Lindy Fifty. General Electric, Coca Cola, US Steel, that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.57693706]

>>57693682
>>57693671
its just 4 horsemen now. Amzn, nvda, meta, msft.

[Anonymous No.57693707]

>>57693697
AGRI

[Anonymous No.57693711]

>>57693667
For all my AI investing, I don't even know which fucking app I can use to make those high quality goon pics anymore. Oh the humanity.

[Anonymous No.57693721]

>>57693559
jeet rocket shitter AI mentally fucked them.

[Anonymous No.57693732]

>>57693707
>leaf stock

[Anonymous No.57693734]

>>57693711
dall-e (bing, designer) still works, you just have to much more creative these days and making celebs is difficult. GOOG's shit is dead on arrival and stable diffusion's quality is ass compared to dall-e.

[Anonymous No.57693735]

>>57693559
>Altman
>white

[Anonymous No.57693738]

>>57693704
lol my dad inherited like 100k in GE stock from his father, it's worth around 2k now

[Anonymous No.57693740]

totally normal, not a bubble

[Anonymous No.57693744]

>>57693707
nigga what

[Anonymous No.57693760]

>>57693740
what's wrong with getting rich off a bubble? ride it both ways anon.

[Anonymous No.57693762]

You had all day to take profits on NVDA and roll them into CVNA

[Anonymous No.57693765]

>>57693740
Where is the bubble?

[Anonymous No.57693769]

>>57693735
>>57693559
>ceo is a gay jew
>actual coder is a white slav
many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57693772]

>>57693740
and all because they beat by 2 billion in revenue
kek

[Anonymous No.57693784]

>>57693740
What bubble dude
Did you forget both Presidental administrations over the last 8 year have printed trillions? Where else is the money supposed to go?

[Anonymous No.57693786]

>>57693765
AMD market cap: $293B
NVDA one day gain: $277B

you dont see it?

[Anonymous No.57693799]

>>57693066
How'd everyone's day go?

[Anonymous No.57693802]

>>57693734
I can't find a link to Dall-E, was it just a beta?

[Anonymous No.57693806]

>>57693738
Oh yeah, Jack Welch fucked that place over bigly. Still, hasn't shuttered yet!

[Anonymous No.57693807]

i guess i am a worthless

[Anonymous No.57693817]

>>57693807
I'M A CREEEEEP
IM A WIERDOOO

[Anonymous No.57693821]

>>57693772
The valuation makes sense if they keep it up day after day, year after year, for a few decades.

[Anonymous No.57693826]

No, I shant be discussing my issue with your AI chatbot.
Yes, I SHALL be demanding to talk on the phone to a real person who speaks fluent English.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57693827]

>>57693799
Up 5.05%. Single most lucrative day of my life. Remains to be seen if NVDA and SMCI will continue their rampage tomorrow or melt down and kick off my stop orders, but for right now pic related.

[Anonymous No.57693831]

>>57693807
why would you say that? Come on

[Anonymous No.57693835]

>>57693740
>number high, therefore bubble

[Anonymous No.57693836]

>>57693740
maybe (last traded price X total shares) isnt actually a real measurement of a companys value. especially when float can game it.

[Anonymous No.57693840]

Redditors themselves are going to hate the Reddit IPO. They're apparently giving users access to insider prices based on karma and have been sending people within certain karma thresholds messages about it, and people are shitting on it

[Anonymous No.57693845]

>>57693807
Why are you worth-less? What did you lose money on?

[Anonymous No.57693850]

>>57693840
Finally my years of posting SO_I memes are going to pay off!

[Anonymous No.57693852]

>>57693840
It's a genius move because they can dump the more expensive bags on the retards who are more addicted to Reddit.

[Anonymous No.57693854]

>>57693807
Me too fren, lost all my money gambling with options in 2022+2023. Just go to Chilis and get some cheap happy hour food, made me happy today for a couple minutes

[Anonymous No.57693858]

>AI is the future!!!

[Anonymous No.57693859]

>>57693784
>Where else is the money supposed to go?
To the taxpayer AKA the white man

[Anonymous No.57693874]

>>57693858
yes this is accurate sir

[Anonymous No.57693877]

>>57693826
>Yes, I SHALL be demanding to talk on the phone to a real person who speaks fluent English.
Those don't exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.57693883]

>>57693858
Google is beyond pozzed.

[Anonymous No.57693888]

I would like to share one final piece of good news today. I ordered Popeyes for lunch and they included a chicken sandwich absolutely free. Today was truly a blessed day :)

[Anonymous No.57693890]

>>57693888
checked and based

[Anonymous No.57693893]

>>57693858
I knew Isaac Newton was a Lakota man.

[Anonymous No.57693894]

>>57693888
this is not sustainable

shorting QSR as soon as possible

[Anonymous No.57693900]

>>57693802
https://www.bing.com/images/create
https://designer.microsoft.com/image-creator

Both use dall-e. It's extremely cucked now compared to a few months ago but it's still the best one out there.

[Anonymous No.57693904]

>>57693083
Can we admit banning China from accessing advanced AI chips was brilliant, the best thing done in Bidens term? Nvidia still made retarded strength money, China is obviously malding harder than Jim Cramer when a stock he says he likes doesn't tank because they can't literally steal and ripoff a cool technology for once. They are trying AI and all it can do is make black people look like a pixelated minecraft bush. Its like 2019 level AI. We are so far ahead now that we'll probably get attacked by China, then stick some solar powered AI drones hacking their systems all day long and use their own tanks to blow up Shanghai it will be so funny.

[Anonymous No.57693911]

>>57693858
googls ai has been trash anyway. no one thinks they can handle it. sunchar is truly an idiot now. its been pretty much proven now.

[Anonymous No.57693925]

Why didn't you do the sneedful and invest into AI LLM Artificial Intelligence Chatbot ChatGPT?

[Anonymous No.57693932]

>>57693900
god damn, every day I live I become more and more of a foot guy.

[Anonymous No.57693933]

Is MELIbro alive?

[Anonymous No.57693949]

>>57693933
I am, disappointed with the drop but can't explain why it is, the report looks good. I'll just keep holding as I was going to, no big deal.

[Anonymous No.57693958]

>>57693925
I'm not using such a gay and frustrating technology. I shouldn't have to memorize a dozen different hacks and some hundred word incantations just to generate a big tittied Anne Hathaway that can remember my shopping list.

[Anonymous No.57693968]

LUNR landing stream
please dont fuck this one up
https://www.intuitivemachines.com/im-1

[Anonymous No.57693975]

>>57693958
You don't have to use the thing you invest in.

[Anonymous No.57693985]

>>57693925
Because /vt/ built their own LLM and it was getting big so fast Google had to throw a wrench in their plans.

[Anonymous No.57693991]

>>57693975
You should have told me this before I invested in GRND, now my ass hurts

[Anonymous No.57693994]

so i just fucking capitulated and went all in nvidia at open. this better not be the fucking top holy fuck please i want to ride the lightening too

[Anonymous No.57694004]

>>57693994
huge fucking top signal

[Anonymous No.57694008]

>>57693994
As did I, and as did a lot of people. Set your stop order for 760 and cross your fingers.

[Anonymous No.57694009]

>>57693991
GRND hasn't actually been doing that badly for a Fag 7 stock. It's GAYMF that's been getting pounded.

[Anonymous No.57694010]

They still haven’t fixed the hand issue?

[Anonymous No.57694012]

>>57694004
i really do hope not. i usually dont fomo but i just went all in

[Anonymous No.57694015]

Welp that's another win for Biden Bros. He's got my vote and spy is going to 6000 this year

[Anonymous No.57694019]

>>57693994
1. How big is your port?
2. How much did you put into NVDA?
3. What is your race and gender?

[Anonymous No.57694023]

So how are you niggers day trading nowadays? Everything seem to be pumping and dumping very early pre-market and then there's barely any movement during the day after the bell, so nobody can even short either since all the action already happened within a few minutes of pre-market. These scumbags at Wallstreet seem to be working overtime to alienate retail traders.

[Anonymous No.57694026]

>>57694019
240k
everything
jew/male

[Anonymous No.57694027]

>>57694010
At this point I'll assume black peoples' hands just look like that.

[Anonymous No.57694035]

>>57693994
Best go long on a 2T company, the 3rd most valuable in the world. It will surely do a x10 and make me rich.

Top lel.

[Anonymous No.57694042]

>>57694026
Ah, shalom. You should be fine as NVDA cracks 850. Not much more than that though.

[Anonymous No.57694043]

>>57693821
Industries, demands for certain goods, economies as a whole, they ebb and flow, i cannot comprehend pricing in decades or even centuries worth of growth into any stock. p/e's over 20 are bizarre and detached from reality to me, unless it's a bet on inflation which yes I could actually understand and it's fairly likely we get 10%+ average YoY (real) inflation for the next decade or even longer, but just imagine how that will hit the value of the toys companies like nvidia produces or the "Services" ai companies provide. Not good...

[Anonymous No.57694045]

Abandon this thread
>>57694037
>>57694037
>>57694037

[Anonymous No.57694050]

>>57694026
should have diversified a little even if you went 100% in semis. with nvda's market cap, it doesn't have as much more room to run as something like amd.

[Anonymous No.57694053]

>>57694045
Early...

[Anonymous No.57694056]

>>57693994
Should have gone MSFT. Not on a parabolic curve, safer hedge against the hypothetical gigadump, but still benefits from AI pumping

[Anonymous No.57694061]

>>57694043
s-source?

[Anonymous No.57694069]

>>57693932
I've never been one but I think AI lewds may have turned me into a little bit of one

[Anonymous No.57694078]

>>57694010
Oh, they've got much bigger problems than hands.

[Anonymous No.57694080]

>>57693760
because algos will dump faster than you can open your gay ass robinhood account retard

[Anonymous No.57694154]

>>57693740
This chart makes no sense, ofc all the increases will be recent since the dollar has been inflated to oblivion since covid

[Anonymous No.57694178]

>>57694009
>GAYMF

[Anonymous No.57694272]

DINHEIRO!

[Anonymous No.57694346]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57694523]

Wow, I haven't looked at the stock market since last year and my RYCEY doubled in price since i bought. Now if only i had put more money into it instead of just 1.1k and the other 2k into shitty ass BNGO.

[Anonymous No.57694529]

>>57694346
I love these animal videos

[Anonymous No.57694552]

I bought big bag of c3.ai, 6 days to earnings. I expect volatility, 30% candle either way

[Anonymous No.57694832]

Whoever picked MELI last thread, fuck you. Thankfully I only bought one share and lost 160 instead of taking that pick more seriously. Honestly doesn’t seem like a terrible pick long-term, but still.

[Anonymous No.57694847]

>>57693111
Not buying the option in the first place, usually.

[Anonymous No.57694856]

BAKE
A
K
E

[Anonymous No.57694861]

>>57693097
Based Chairman Biden. Trump pigs will squeal.

[Anonymous No.57695140]

>>57694523
>RYCEY

I thought I had something special when I found out about Rolls Royce, but to be quite frank, the play is too long with very miniscule price action. I think they'll come back with higher price targets, but it's just not worth the wait.

[Anonymous No.57695167]

>>57693769
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.57695280]

>>57693132
Kek. Unironically I think Bobo is right just early on this one lads. It'll pay.

[Anonymous No.57696317]

>Check catalogue
>No BoBos
>no bears

OHHOO Where did they go? Where are the bobos gone? What happened ?

[Anonymous No.57696381]

Oil, gold, S and P and interest rates are at resistance. Trade deficits in the USA will rise. Inflation will rise.