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>fsd 12 just released
>optimus coming soon
>$25k car coming next year
>undervalued by $4 trillion
why aren't you long?

>> No.57690718

um musk is a chud and twitter going to collapse in 2 weeks, so no i'm not investing because it's going down :)

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

>> No.57690728

>>57690706
Are they still claiming they sell millions of the Cyberdork?
Or what happened to that piece of horseshit?

>> No.57691198

>>57690718
>twitter going to collapse in 2 weeks
Shit I remember that. When he fired most of the employees everyone was saying it was going to collapse in 2 weeks. Then it became 6 months to a year. Yet it keeps on chugging along. Turns out most people on twitter were HR roasties managing diversity hires that spend their whole day fucking around. I wonder what the new cope date is.

>> No.57691213

>>57690728
They let Elon design it and it's a piece of shit

>>57690706
Tesla will unironically be the only surviving US automaker in 15 years. Maybe Ford

>> No.57691273

>>57691198
I also looked up if U.N. had responded to his "how would you spend 6 billion to solve world hunger?" and their response is apparently give 6 billion in food vouchers to Africa, lol

>> No.57691489

>>57690706
personally i don't buy equities.
i stay self custody
watch the great taking on youtube (while you still can)
you'll understand.
DeFi, Land, and physical metals (and other physical things) only

>> No.57691708
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>>57690706
I may have lost 90% of my net worth going long on Rivian, but at least I've never helped Elmo Muskrat. I will not buy that chud stock.

>> No.57691805

>>57690728
i'm seeing them every day now. considering only the $100k version is available, that's enough of a reason to be bullish

>> No.57691812

>>57690706
>scam
>scam
>scam
>lmao

>> No.57691850

>>57691198
in any office, about 60pct of people have kinda jobs not needed like sending emails or filling excels. and of course the entirety of HR is not needed

>> No.57691872

>>57690728
There's like a 3 year wait for Cybertruck.

>> No.57691979

buy BYD instead of tesla thank me later

>> No.57692008

>>57690706
i don't know what any of those words are but i went all in because i trust elon musk desu

>> No.57692060

>>57690706
when are toyota and honda gonna make cheap hybrids? im not gonna buy some overpriced american designer EV lmao

>> No.57692320

>>57691979
Correct. People don't understand that China is set to do to the EV market what it did to solar panel market.
Total. Automaker. Death.

>> No.57692380

>>57692320
tariffs will prevent that

>> No.57692421

i bought the tesla model y with full self driving. i am very excited to be getting it soon :3

>> No.57692435

>>57692060
>waiting for papa Biden to save Tesla
LMAO, Tesla to zero in 5 years. If your tech and cost aren't competitive, it's over for you.
>buying overpriced plastic 'murican trash

>> No.57692437

>2021 self driving cars just 1 year away
>2022 self driving cars just 1 year away
>2023 get sued for self driving cars and lose
>under valued at any price

that's not how economics work.

>> No.57692448

>>57692435
meant for >>57692380

>> No.57692577

>>57692421
youre excited that it will drive you against a tree?

>> No.57692578

>>57690706
the used market is non existent
dealships wont even take them in trade
it's a 90k paperweight as soon as it leaves the lot

>> No.57692601

>>57692437
yes it is when self driving comes they will self drive the price up too
we had a saying in my hometown that went "better late than never"

>> No.57692625

>>57692601
there is no such thing as self driving
its a literal nigger fraud

>> No.57692783

>>57692625
then what do you call it when you stop controlling it and it keeps driving like fsd does now

>> No.57692790

>>57692783
it doesnt you lying nigger

>> No.57692981

>>57692783
it's called jesus take the wheels you mong

>> No.57692998

>>57690728
The waiting list is three years long and they just started production three months ago you absolute mouth breathing retard

>> No.57693036

>>57692998
>The waiting list is three years
imagine believing that

>> No.57693064

>>57690706
if you believe all this, your a moron.
T. Made 200k on TSLA

>> No.57693079 [DELETED] 

Short to pay for my home rent. My home rent is like 3000$. This month didn't go good for me. Can any anon help me to pay for my home rent? :( If any anon may help me out please send me reply through mail bonsogdistra@gmail.com

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57694437

>>57690706
Because I'm too busy waiting for ssnc upcoming ido kek, only few get it faggot

>> No.57695903

>>57692435
>papa Biden
I'm talking about the EU.
There is 0 chance chinese cars ever take off in America.

>> No.57696294

>>57692981
if jesus is software that is part of the car that makes him the car's self though, so both terms could be appropriate