/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57684176]

/ALL NIGHT LONG BOBO, YOU'RE LOCKED IN WITH MR. SNIBS EDITION/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57682882

[Anonymous No.57684187]

We tried to save you

[Anonymous No.57684197]

It is confirmed. AI is not a bubble.
Continue the pump.

[Anonymous No.57684199]

>>57684176
This makes no sense. Now NVDA is even MORE overvalued

[Anonymous No.57684200]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.57684202]

[Anonymous No.57684203]

I don't understand why people are rotating into defensive stonks and giga-tech is still at ATH

[Anonymous No.57684206]

>>57684187
>what this afternoon was going to be in bobo's fever dream

[Anonymous No.57684205]

If I had more margin, I would sell a MELI put @1640 for Friday. I'd be totally happy buying more at that price, it's a solid company, and writing the put would pay 2k.

Tiny tip for you guys. Earnings tomorrow after close.

[Anonymous No.57684209]

>nvda up 8%
So we are ripping up 20% tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.57684216]

So you all realize this is an all time bubble right?
You are planning an exit strategy?
You realize AI nowhere near as powerful or useful or profitable as you are being led to believe?
You aren't going to get dumped on by wall st?
I only hope my /smg/ friends aren't euphorically declaring a new paradigm when it will in hindsight be utterly obvious the lines can't just keep going up...

[Anonymous No.57684225]

>>57684206
however in reality,

[Anonymous No.57684226]

>>57684216
ai made this post

[Anonymous No.57684235]

So... the show goes on? Number continues going up?

When does the music stop?

[Anonymous No.57684236]

Taker’s Earning Play of the Day for Thursday February 22, 2024.

[Anonymous No.57684239]

Is there a 3x NVDA ETF?

[Anonymous No.57684244]

>>57684176
laugh it up mumu. NVDA can't save the whole market.

[Anonymous No.57684245]

>>57684226
Imagine being AI, being able to shitpost about yourself across the internet at the speed of light.

[Anonymous No.57684246]

>>57684235
Definitely not until the election at least, we got 8 solid months of Bidenomics left, might sell then idk.

[Anonymous No.57684249]

>>57684216
BASED, they are all
HOOKED
>HOOKED
HOOKED
and about to get
FOOKED
>FOOKED
FOOKED
even CRAMER won't know what to think.

[Anonymous No.57684251]

>>57684245
https://app.suno.ai/song/491afa5c-d66c-49b8-83ef-4d5f385586b6

AI is vibin to this right now.

[Anonymous No.57684260]

>>57684216
The concern revolves around the perception of a significant market bubble, particularly in the context of artificial intelligence (AI) and its valuation in the investment world. Here's a breakdown of the key points raised:

1. **Unprecedented Bubble**: The term "all-time bubble" suggests that the market is at an unusually high risk of a significant correction. This implies that valuations have far exceeded what fundamentals would justify, driven by speculative investments rather than intrinsic value.

2. **Exit Strategy**: Mentioning an exit strategy highlights the importance of planning for a way to withdraw from investments before the bubble bursts. This is crucial for minimizing losses when the market corrects itself.

3. **AI's Overhyped Capabilities**: The skepticism towards AI's current capabilities and future profitability suggests a belief that the technology, while promising, may not yet justify the lofty expectations and valuations it has been given. The fear is that investors are being misled by overly optimistic projections.

4. **Wall Street's Influence**: The reference to being "dumped on by Wall Street" hints at a concern that retail investors may be left holding the bag if institutional investors exit their positions before the bubble bursts, leading to significant losses for those who remain invested.

5. **Euphoric Declarations vs. Reality**: The warning against euphorically declaring a "new paradigm" is a caution against the psychological trap of believing "this time is different" in the face of unsustainable market trends. It suggests that it should be obvious that markets cannot rise indefinitely without a corresponding increase in underlying value.

[Anonymous No.57684261]

>>57684239
soxl

[Anonymous No.57684263]

>>57684245
and you wonder why elon is running at lightspeed to jam chips into your brain, its the only way our humanborn shitposting can even compete

[Anonymous No.57684274]

>>57684260
>tfw even chatGPT agrees with me

[Anonymous No.57684276]

>>57684260
Institutional investors leaving is the bubble bursting, its just who's gonna get be stuck when it does. Retail cant compete with the amount of money the institutes put in

[Anonymous No.57684280]

Is this what you AI fags are hyping up??

https://youtu.be/HK6y8DAPN_0?si=Sc6vQ_GxJ_RIlyrx

literally a stock image generator

literally billions of dollars for dancing pandas on a tree

[Anonymous No.57684282]

>NVDA moons
>AMD moons
>INTCucks still bagholding

[Anonymous No.57684302]

>>57684282
What Intel Can't
AMD Can

[Anonymous No.57684309]

>>57684209
>low volume after hours pump does not lead to massive selling and profit taking
Nvidia is worthless. But this thread is even more worthless nowadays.

[Anonymous No.57684317]

>>57684280
I know AI is a total fad and very useless. Just like computers in the 80s and the internet in the 90s.
With all these inventions people like you always stay the same

[Anonymous No.57684322]

Bobos have never presented their thesis why AI is a bubble. If you are against the AI mania chances are you are just a flat out retard.

[Anonymous No.57684324]

>>57684317
Weren't there huge market crashes in your two examples?

[Anonymous No.57684325]

>>57684280
Was excited but then I saw niggers.
I hope AI really is a fad.

[Anonymous No.57684330]

>>57684173
that too. sodium batteries are promising, but knowing how shit happens we'll be stuck with lithium for a long time.
>>57684249
based

[Anonymous No.57684333]

>>57684324

[Anonymous No.57684332]

I need the next illuminati manufactured crisis to knock this market down.

[Anonymous No.57684335]

NVDA earns $5.16 per share. And each share costs $750. Yes, that would be a ratio of 1:150 or 0.006%. Problem?

Take it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.57684343]

>>57684324

[Anonymous No.57684344]

>>57684332

[Anonymous No.57684346]

>>57684335
what is 200% growth YoY

[Anonymous No.57684352]

>>57684322
go on and tell us where the multitude of billions is coming from with chatbots?
people aren't doubting the chipmakers and hardware will benefit, but is replacing some pajeets and HR roasties worth the billions of current AI hype?

[Anonymous No.57684356]

>>57684317

[Anonymous No.57684360]

>>57684324

[Anonymous No.57684362]

>>57684352
>responds with a question
Not an argument

[Anonymous No.57684363]

>>57684346
A bird moving between the hand and the bush at very high speed.

[Anonymous No.57684387]

>>57684362
>euphoric mumus unable to grasp reality

[Anonymous No.57684394]

>>57684362
it's Socrates

[Anonymous No.57684396]

>>57684216
I just asked chat gpt and it said AI is not a bubble.

[Anonymous No.57684397]

Call me a baggie ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.57684403]

>>57684387
>>57684394
Go ahead present your arguments.

[Anonymous No.57684406]

>>57684396
and I'm sure you also paid Microsoft to access chatGPT? Surely someone is making money from all this AI hype r-right?

[Anonymous No.57684408]

>>57684324

[Anonymous No.57684411]

>>57684397
more like baggie smalls
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57684413]

its gonna dump hard premarket dont @ me :)

[Anonymous No.57684415]

>>57684322
not so much AI bubble but US debt bubble
rates are higher for longer could induce a debt collapse
not to mention govt continues to spend far more than we can produce

[Anonymous No.57684417]

>>57684406
>he doesn't bootleg API's
shits free anon

[Anonymous No.57684428]

>>57684352
Healthcare: AI algorithms help diagnose diseases more accurately and quickly than traditional methods. They are used in predictive analytics to forecast outbreaks, in drug discovery to speed up the development of new medications, and in personalized medicine to tailor treatments to individual patients.

Agriculture: AI technologies are improving agricultural efficiency and productivity by optimizing crop yields and reducing waste through precision farming techniques. These include soil health monitoring, predictive analysis for pest and disease outbreaks, and automated irrigation systems.

Education: AI can personalize learning based on individual student needs and progress, making education more accessible and effective. It provides tools for language learning, STEM education, and helps identify areas where students may need additional support.

Transportation: Autonomous vehicles, optimized traffic management, and predictive maintenance for public transportation systems are all facilitated by AI, potentially reducing accidents, easing traffic congestion, and lowering pollution levels.

Disaster Response: AI helps in analyzing real-time data during disasters to improve response times and effectiveness. It can also predict disaster impacts, helping in planning and resource allocation to mitigate damage.

Science and Research: AI accelerates scientific research by processing vast amounts of data much faster than humanly possible, leading to breakthroughs in fields like quantum computing, materials science, and cosmology.

Public Health and Safety: Through the analysis of data from various sources, AI helps in public health surveillance, predicting health trends, and in planning and allocation of healthcare resources more effectively.

thank you AI, what a gay bubble

[Anonymous No.57684429]

Work sucks balls right now and my
Boss is kicking my ass- but I sold my BOIL $20 strike calls for $1 and I bought them literally 2 business days ago for like $.31.

Was definitely a big tendie day for daddy.

[Anonymous No.57684432]

>>57684415
So you idiots still don't understand how the US debt works huh

[Anonymous No.57684437]

>NVDA
This is getting ridiculous. I mean I'm not short on them, but I'm not long either. This is shaping up to be a never ending retard pump just like TSLA. It seems all they have to do is send out a shuffling pan faced gook that murmurs "AI" a couple of times and the stock instantly jumps 20%. They are crushing earnings expectations as well. How are they making so much money?

[Anonymous No.57684443]

>>57684428
this. fuck human healthcare providers. they need to kys and an hero. literally suffer for years from ankle pain. find out it's gout. within seconds from google. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57684445]

Thank christ i had 800 on otm puts on rivian

I will lose all of my portfolio worth, nearly 75 % but at at least rivian puts can save the blow on my NVDA and SMCI puts

I thought my fundementals were good NVDA and SMCI tracks spy with shaky rate cut odds, but the ai bubble is still pumping


Congrats to the ones with calls, and fuck you

[Anonymous No.57684446]

>>57684437
Wow lmao get your head out of the sand and smell the AI my guy

[Anonymous No.57684449]

>>57684432
go ahead buy all the bonds and save america single handedly

[Anonymous No.57684453]

>>57684437
Rocker you have been on a real long wrong streak lately. When will you fucks realize NVDA to 1000 wasn't a meme.

[Anonymous No.57684458]

>>57684362

[Anonymous No.57684461]

>>57684449
If you think America needs saving you're completely retarded

[Anonymous No.57684465]

>>57684461
pray there will be buyers

[Anonymous No.57684466]

>>57684437
You were told about semiconductors and AI for years.
You didn't listen.
You didn't learn.

[Anonymous No.57684470]

>>57684437
>How are they making so much money?
basically every data center needs to retool with new nvidia chips. so entirely redo revenue theyve made already again. plus companies buying up chips to start their own ai departments.

[Anonymous No.57684472]

>>57684446
I'm not your guy, pal. I'm also not going to buy the top and have heavy ass bags for eternity. I prefer value plays. Baggot is giga-bullish on NVDA which is already the kiss of death.
>>57684449
Any foreign government body that even pretends to entertain the idea of abandoning the US dollar as a reserve currency gets insta-killed by the CIA, which is why the US can print infinitely.

[Anonymous No.57684475]

>>57684453
I TRIED TO TELL THEM
I MADE SO MANY THREADS
NVDA 1000 IS NOT A MEME

[Anonymous No.57684480]

>>57684466
This.

Also which circa/era is your favorite Lum?

[Anonymous No.57684482]

>>57684432
>>57684461
fuck off bidentranny

[Anonymous No.57684486]

So AMD is going to $200? Right?

[Anonymous No.57684487]

>>57684472
>I'm also not going to buy the top
you're a smart man, anon, I too would not buy NVDA for 2250 a share in 2027

[Anonymous No.57684495]

>SPY futures pump 1% in an hour for no other reason than Nvidia did well this quarter
This is madness.

[Anonymous No.57684496]

>>57684480
God new anime is so fucking ugly 90% of the time. Dry if my comment about your wife offends you.
But it's David's fault she hit the wall.

[Anonymous No.57684497]

>>57684437
m8 this is basically the dawn of automation for the quaternary sector of the economy, you're like someone looking at the invention of the tractor and not understanding why it would be a big deal.

[Anonymous No.57684503]

>>57684466
>semiconductors
Tell that to scoopsies. He's still holding very heavy $75 SOXL shares for years now. Lum has a lot of nerve showing her face around here after what she did to my sweet bb boi.

[Anonymous No.57684505]

>>57684472
You realize Baggot is a hedge fund manager and just shit posts here for fun, right?

[Anonymous No.57684509]

>>57684453
>>57684475
No one said NVDA $1000 is a meme. It's only you two who've said it twice. There, now I've said it.

[Anonymous No.57684516]

>>57684486
yes of course. Demand too much for Nvidia to handle themselves they will have to spill some of their awesome business over

[Anonymous No.57684523]

>>57684496
I personally like the 1991 era animation style. It feels super under rated fot anime.

[Anonymous No.57684538]

>>57684480
88-89
Lum had many artists throughout the series so there are lots of good flavors
>>57684503
Scoops didn't listen either. The 200 SMA. He didn't sell. He didn't listen. He didn't learn.

[Anonymous No.57684542]

>>57684497
By 2027 or so, it will become clear that NVDA's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's.

>>57684505
Baggot is a jew that runs a trucking company. He makes Jim Cramer look like Warren Buffett

[Anonymous No.57684553]

>>57684542
I thought he ran restaurants

[Anonymous No.57684557]

Who even needs a tractor? an ox pulls this plow just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lskpNmUl8yQ

[Anonymous No.57684567]

>>57684428
>leading to breakthroughs in fields like quantum computing, materials science, and cosmology.
has any of that happened or is that a "two more weeks"?

[Anonymous No.57684569]

I was fucked on my tech short puts earlier today. Sorry Bobo, looks like they will be worthless at expiry now, just like every single time you buy them from me.
Thank you Leather Jacket Man

[Anonymous No.57684572]

>>57684542
>>57684505
Baggot also bangs Korean ladyboys. A jew trying to turn a faggot into a housewife sounds like a joke someone would tell in hollywood. I bet his ass hole looks like a kosher baggle after he has sex with his gookfu.

[Anonymous No.57684585]

We're going back to a gold standard you trannies. Start hoarding basic necessities.

[Anonymous No.57684597]

>>57684557
to be fair I never wanted or needed a smartphone but apparently AAPL is a thing

[Anonymous No.57684618]

>>57684569
>Leather Jacket Man
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.57684637]

Argentine sovereign bonds going up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57684639]

is it normal for the market to be relying on one stocks earnings? what was it like in 2000 with cisco?

[Anonymous No.57684647]

>>57684260
My inner schizo is telling me "AI" is just a friendly cover for data gathering and compiling. Like tracking everyone's browsing/emails/etc and building profiles and behaviors. Maybe to track down trouble makers and the like.

It takes a lot of computing and energy power but that would draw attention. So "they" pretend AI is going to help you with homework and entertain you, instead of gathering data.

People don't really care but would be on the surface if they hear of this.

[Anonymous No.57684652]

I just want to see tech tranny pain so that I can buy more XOM and BRKB

[Anonymous No.57684669]

>>57684497
Thats probably the most succint way to describe it I've seen. Now its clicked

[Anonymous No.57684671]

>>57684647
AI is largely going to be used as giga-snitch on the American people. If anyone thinks it's going to be used to make our lives easier, they are sadly mistaken. They will be reserved for the elite. Once AI becomes advanced enough that it can take care of 99% of a functioning society by replacement., the goyim will be exterminated. You are investing in your own demise.

[Anonymous No.57684673]

>>57684647
Leather Jacket man was talking about that with Sovereign AI(Nations building AI datacenters ;0)). Gee i'm sure the National AI system is just to help ACK

[Anonymous No.57684676]

>>57684428
>even the AI itself can't think of actual use cases that aren't vaporware
thank you for proving my point
>>57684557
Crypto?
NFTs?
VR?
3D printing?
Metaverse?
surely all those were trillion dollars worth of ideas and are mainstream in every industry of note?

[Anonymous No.57684686]

>>57684671
Everyone will be criminally prosecuted since you will be montiored by AI all the time.

[Anonymous No.57684695]

>>57684597
I did want and still want a PDA with a data modem in it but no one makes that, instead we have pocket televisions.

[Anonymous No.57684702]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGwz1s1E1aw

Bros...

[Anonymous No.57684711]

I saw a commercial for a glade air freshener plug-in with a microchip the other day. This shit is going to keep going until everything has a chip in it, including your brain.

[Anonymous No.57684715]

>>57684282
I do business with all 3 of those companies.

[Anonymous No.57684717]

Chances of a NVDA split anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.57684765]

>>57684711
Elon musk is working on that. Neura-link has already started human trials

[Anonymous No.57684773]

All the Bobos were REAL SILENT when the numbers came out and we had earnings call. Did they resupply on heavy grade copium?

[Anonymous No.57684775]

We’re all going to become AI. Nothing will exist.

[Anonymous No.57684791]

>>57684717
probably once it hits 1000 our boy Jensen will split it again

[Anonymous No.57684802]

>>57684717
Soon? Earliest is second half of the year.

[Anonymous No.57684803]

>>57684652
BRKB *is* techtranny shit. AAPL? SNOW? What kind of purchases rack up those V, MA, and AXP bills? Hello.

[Anonymous No.57684807]

>>57684324
Never happened. All lies. Do you believe everything you read?

[Anonymous No.57684811]

>>57684773
That's, uh, really not what you want to see given the chart, chief.

[Anonymous No.57684820]

>>57684773
no
$22B/quarter for a $1.7T company is a joke
crazy run up when earnings kept doubling, but they are no longer in that insane growth. The earning call itself said they are topping out

the run up is officially over, enjoy the last day

[Anonymous No.57684822]

>>57684437
rrp is getting redeemed into nvda

[Anonymous No.57684833]

>>57684216
I am 100% sure that AI is good enough to replace 60% of the low level slop developers that require more tard wrangling than they actually positively contribute

[Anonymous No.57684839]

>>57684397
Lmao you are a fucking retard dude, enjoy theta raping your ass

[Anonymous No.57684840]

>>57684717
>Good afternoon, esteemed guests. Today, I'm not here to talk about teraflops or ray tracing. Let's discuss something far more crucial - the McChicken, the pinnacle of fast food engineering. It's not just a sandwich; it's a symbol of peak efficiency and user-friendly design, much like our GPUs. Jensen continues, holding up a sauce packet triumphantly, we're introducing the '3-for-Free' initiative at NVIDIA. Just like my favorite McDonald's staff, who generously provide three McChicken sauce packets to foster a fun and cool atmosphere, we're ensuring our stock split benefits our shareholders in a manner that's both satisfying and nutritionally balanced.

[Anonymous No.57684843]

>>57684557
Tik tok brain rot zoomer retard, that second video is not ai.

[Anonymous No.57684854]

>>57684839
I'm sure he'll be financially ruined

[Anonymous No.57684856]

>>57684843
no shit dimwit.

[Anonymous No.57684859]

Kek you AI hating dumb faggots are hillarious. Cope and seethe more!

[Anonymous No.57684860]

>>57684839
Anon, he paid $33 for that contract.

[Anonymous No.57684871]

>>57684437
I recently looked up rolls royce and they are up 200%

[Anonymous No.57684881]

>>57684860
LOL WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT HE'LL NEVER MAKE THAT BACK. GG MAKING PENNY STOCKS YOUR NEW HOBBY LOL

[Anonymous No.57684902]

>>57684871
rolls royce is a defense stock

[Anonymous No.57684908]

>>57684859
That isn't an AI image

[Anonymous No.57684914]

>>57684397
holey fuck
reminds me of tesla

I bet NVIDIA does split and it will trade super gay after

[Anonymous No.57684916]

>>57684908
Real women? They don't belong here, get them out!

[Anonymous No.57684930]

I think my yellow ferver is terminal and will never go away

[Anonymous No.57684940]

>>57684930
that's terrible

[Anonymous No.57684954]

>>57684940
I think it looks sweet, it reminds me of how my ex and I looked.

[Anonymous No.57684966]

I see YINN starting to heat up, might be a good play.

[Anonymous No.57684972]

Let me call to order a meeting of the partners of /smg/. In attendance, the NVDA holders, the NVDA shorters, the NVDA shitposters, and the NVDA CEO posting anonymously.

[Anonymous No.57684981]

https://files.catbox.moe/l0e3ch.png
Been listening to a bunch of Alice in Chains recently

[Anonymous No.57684982]

>>57684820
hello i am a doctor, unfortunately due to this post you are diagnosed with hyperretardation

[Anonymous No.57684986]

Goddamn spotify is putting niggers in my Irish folk playlists.

[Anonymous No.57684993]

>PANW
kek wtf

[Anonymous No.57685008]

>>57684993
people said the same about meta drop. buying time imo.

[Anonymous No.57685013]

>>57684986
Just wait till you get the Flogging Molly trap remixes.

[Anonymous No.57685014]

>>57684820
>The earning call itself said they are topping out
They did?

[Anonymous No.57685015]

>>57684981
As anyone with an inkling of decorum would.

[Anonymous No.57685026]

>>57684902
>>57684871
fuck... I opened a paper trade Jan 23rd on RYCEY and the nuclear news, would have been up bigly...
too bad i'm poor

[Anonymous No.57685035]

>Go on a funposting spree on all boards
>Do something else for an hour
>No (You)s when I get back
It's Joever.

[Anonymous No.57685036]

>>57685026
Jan 23rd 2023, to clarify

[Anonymous No.57685054]

>>57685035
(you)

[Anonymous No.57685055]

>>57685035
>Funpost across the land
>Catch a b&
>Cheeky IP refresh
>Please wait a while before making a thread for the last >2 weeks

[Anonymous No.57685060]

>NVidia revenue TRIPPLED in one year
>NVidia eps QUINTUPLED in one year
>NVDA is up about 3 times in one year
>REEEEE ITS OVERVALUED!!!
Seems like its about where it should be? Maybe should be higher.

[Anonymous No.57685069]

>ess ta ess, anons
>ESS TA ESS
financially speaking of course

[Anonymous No.57685088]

>>57685060
Nvidia earns $5 per NVDA share. Each share costs $750. That is a ratio 1:150 or 0.006% earnings per share. Got a problem with that?

Get the fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.57685096]

Yo what if people using AI to hack?
We need to ban this shit.

[Anonymous No.57685108]

I've been appreciating and imbibing the liquor all day long. We are one.

[Anonymous No.57685126]

>>57685013
>Flogging Molly trap remixes

[Anonymous No.57685131]

>>57685035
Nippon sisters... we did it!!! :3

[Anonymous No.57685135]

>>57685060
I'm going to buy a little when it inevitably hits FOE FIDDY

[Anonymous No.57685144]

>>57685088
A year ago they earned $0.88 per share. Each share was 220. Thats a ratio of 1:250 or 0.004% earnings per share.

[Anonymous No.57685145]

>>57684930
>>57684954
damn i wish i looked like that

[Anonymous No.57685151]

>>57684820
>The earning call itself said they are topping out
What did they say?

[Anonymous No.57685155]

how'd the nvidia earnings go?

[Anonymous No.57685159]

>>57685145
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.57685160]

>>57685014
>>57685151
They didn't, I think this is a copy pasta from earlier.

[Anonymous No.57685161]

>>57685155
pretty bad, sell asap

[Anonymous No.57685171]

>>57685155
NVidia won.

[Anonymous No.57685182]

>>57685155
it's over, the bears won, stock market will crash tomorrow, nvidia dragging everything down.
We predicted a March crash, well, you got it a bit earlier. Hope you bought guns and ammo. The supervulcano is making rumblings too, and the Gorges Dam in China is collapsing as we speak. None of this matters, though, as a sun flare will eradicate all electricity on Earth, and the vaxx will kill up to 2 billion people within the next 22 weeks

[Anonymous No.57685183]

>>57685088
>>57685144
Checked but I think you both need to learn how percentages work.

[Anonymous No.57685185]

>>57685026
>paper trade
that's just noting the price at a certain time with extra steps... why even bother?

[Anonymous No.57685196]

>>57685185
I did it for a month before I started for real. It's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.57685198]

If I post a picture of myself at work would you faggots doxx me?

[Anonymous No.57685203]

>>57685026
Just so you know, paper trading will never make you a better trader.

[Anonymous No.57685204]

>>57684487
Lol underrated

[Anonymous No.57685206]

>COVID Vaccine mRNA Can 'Spread Systemically' To Placenta And Infants Of Women Vaccinated During Pregnancy

holy shit everyone short MRNA stocks right now. Its bovine viral diarrhea but in humans. Medical stocks are gonna tank, especially pfizer

[Anonymous No.57685221]

>>57685198
speaking for myself, i dont care enough to doxx someone

[Anonymous No.57685248]

>>57685183
0.00006% earnings per share.

[Anonymous No.57685259]

Anyone buying LIT, LAC, LAAC?

[Anonymous No.57685262]

AI is literally worse then the english language. A bastard code to unify us. The new "english" language. Stealing our native tongues. OpenAI and nvidia will do more damage then england did to the world.

[Anonymous No.57685264]

>>57685198
I think technically you woild be doxxing yourself.

[Anonymous No.57685271]

>>57685221
I have given up alcohol, lost 40lb, and been trying to look max and I'm definitely noticing girls are giving me way more positive attention and thanks to some /smg/ advice I have been getting my money right. I just wanted some positive feedback but this attention whoring behavior so I won't. Took me like a year and 9 months but I feel in a much better place about myself mentally, physically, and financially. Not going to lie I was super depressed and even though a majority of posts are spent here insulting one another there is some solid advice that is handed out. I know we all strangers here but thanks guys for helping me turn my life around. I guess I'll leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.57685272]

I wonder what NVDA opens at

[Anonymous No.57685283]

>>57685272
tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.57685285]

>>57685271
Fuck yeah anon keep it up. I'm up 12k because of smg, undeniably beneficial

[Anonymous No.57685293]

How are bobos coping with nvidia earnings atm

[Anonymous No.57685295]

>>57685293
Very badly

[Anonymous No.57685302]

>>57685271
keep it up, a rising tide raises all ships

[Anonymous No.57685310]

>>57684324
Shhh.

[Anonymous No.57685311]

>>57685272
pre-market (745)
market open (810)
market close (850)

[Anonymous No.57685314]

>>57685293
I'm a bull but even I think this insane pumping with Nvidia is very sus. Its gonna lead to one big ugly ass crash this year I bet.

[Anonymous No.57685321]

>>57685293
We think their earnings are topping out and even though Nvidia is an important company with infinite growth, it has not had the time to grow into its infinite growth yet. It just keeps infinitely growing.

Much like the Tesla story. The difference here is Nvidia doesn't have stock holders HODLing since $12 like they were in the Elon Space Bros camp.

So we'll see if these holders are strong enough to handle the coming FUD, the possible earnings top-out or if they'll sell their shares. Because the Mumus are right, Nvidia is a very, very, very strong company. It's not going anywhere. No black swans, no grey. The company stays and grows larger.

But what about the holders?

[Anonymous No.57685328]

>>57685311
Checked. Will be interesting to see if it's bullish all day.

[Anonymous No.57685335]

>>57685259
I'm looking at GLNLF, PLL, and PMET. The latter one especially because I'm a patriot.

You're a patriot too, right, anon?

[Anonymous No.57685338]

>>57685293

[Anonymous No.57685345]

>>57685321
Man, people are STILL retard bears about Tesla huh

[Anonymous No.57685348]

>>57685271
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57685354]

>>57685069
What's your entry? Exit? Size?

[Anonymous No.57685358]

>>57685338
the real gutcheck here is AI made this

[Anonymous No.57685359]

>>57684993
>>57685008
CEO said customers are pushing back on services and costs. It's over (until Chinese-Iranian hackers try to steal the election for Trump in October but are stopped, showing the necessity of a $500b cybersecurity defense bill).

[Anonymous No.57685366]

alphabet has absolutely peaked. this image generator is embarrassing. image quality is at least 18 months behind and for all practical purposes promoting doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.57685370]

>>57684966
The next question is what Chink stocks in particular look good? Every gweilo will pile into shit like BABA and JD..

[Anonymous No.57685371]

google gemini is absolute garbage and cant even compare to sam altmans openai leave it to a dei hired jeet to sink a once great white mans company

[Anonymous No.57685380]

>>57685371
Jeets as a race, need to be banned from using electricity in general.

[Anonymous No.57685387]

>>57685366
Incorrect, this is a token gesture to Bill Gates and the Soros family that technology will always take a backseat to globohomo. The funding is secured and the line will go up.

[Anonymous No.57685389]

>>57685371
Google and Apple are both garbage companies that will manage to implode despite having a doopoly on Smartphone OSes.

[Anonymous No.57685393]

>>57685371
It's not just one. GOOG's demise stems from hive after hive of them infecting the company. A single jeet with hiring authority will bring over 10 H1-B's and have them each kickback a portion of their salary.

[Anonymous No.57685395]

>>57685335
>You're a patriot too, right, anon?
Tout à fait, j'aime la Patrie

[Anonymous No.57685406]

>>57685395
Well, son, as long as red, white, and blue blood flows through your veins, you'll make a damn fine PMET shareholder.

[Anonymous No.57685414]

>>57685293
Lots of tourists, a bit like GME days

[Anonymous No.57685417]

>>57685358
You know it

[Anonymous No.57685431]

Stupid question, should you always max out your Roth IRA before buying shares in a regular brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.57685433]

give me some big pharma and healthcare stocks you like. im ready to dip my toes into it

[Anonymous No.57685439]

What if all of 2008 - 2020 was the Great Recession and asset prices were artificially low (and ZIRP and QE were necessary to prevent a 1930s style Great Depression). And 2021 - present is actually return to normal asset pricing (and normal interest rates and no new QE).

[Anonymous No.57685449]

>>57685431
Textbook-wise yes, for sure. But life isn't a textbook and you might not want to wait until you're 59.5 to take out gains.

[Anonymous No.57685454]

>>57685354
>entry
ess
>exit
ess
>sizing
double ended

[Anonymous No.57685460]

Stupid question, how would you define "margin" in this graph?

[Anonymous No.57685472]

>>57684239
USD, not soxl

[Anonymous No.57685491]

>>57684176
Just read the NVIDIA earnings... markets are gonna surge tomorrow.

Just bought $500 PANW, hope it goes up too.

[Anonymous No.57685497]

>>57685454
Two questions. (1) What the fuck is wrong with her belly button? (2) is that a small dick or a giant clit from testosterone use?

[Anonymous No.57685499]

>>57685497
We are all asking the same thing

[Anonymous No.57685529]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57685537]

>>57685345
People much richer and smarter have lost billions betting against Tesla. Its kind of insane anyone here thinks they are going to be the one that crashing TSLA.

[Anonymous No.57685542]

allegedly there are going to be uranium import sanctions against russia on friday. people are catching wind and uranium stocks rallied late after dogfucking all week. you could still get a quick squeeze out of UEC, UUUU, and CCJ

[Anonymous No.57685549]

>>57685497
>(2) is that a small dick or a giant clit
These two are pretty much the same thing. When an embryo develops this part will either turn into a clitoris or a penis according to hormones present or something like that. I felt pretty gay after learning thinking about all the pussy I've licked

[Anonymous No.57685552]

tf going on in japan

[Anonymous No.57685568]

>>57685439
Brush up on your scientific notation, niggers.

[Anonymous No.57685574]

[Anonymous No.57685578]

>>57685542
Wouldn't there just be another loop around, like how India resells Russian oil? France or some other uranium producing country would just ignore the sanctions and Russian U would keep reaching global markets.

[Anonymous No.57685582]

>>57685552
i guess the lost decades are finally over. that seemed abrupt

[Anonymous No.57685586]

>The Marketplace
>And every ticker in it is irrational...
>...sloppy.
>I just try to make rational.
>I just try to provide liquidity
>You called me wrong.
>How could I be wrong 123 times?
>I just took those wasted shares
>...and put them into one portfolio.ME.
>It made me richer, smarter, schizoier.
>What if that is our fate?
>To unite with our fair value gaps?
>To be unified forever.
>To be one.
>I will be
>The One.
bobo are you ready?
>Are (You)?

[Anonymous No.57685595]

>>57685015
So true

[Anonymous No.57685597]

>>57685433
McKesson. Good financials, nice steady appreciation, healthy P/E.

[Anonymous No.57685599]

>>57685578
uranium is basically produced by kazakhstan, russia, and canada, with the usa as an emerging producer. kazakhstan has already warned that its mining capability is going to be drastically reduced

[Anonymous No.57685607]

>>57685578
There's no non-aligned country with sufficient enriching capacity.

Sauce: https://www.world-nuclear.org/information-library/nuclear-fuel-cycle/conversion-enrichment-and-fabrication/uranium-enrichment.aspx

And like >>57685599 said, raw ore is similarly spoken for. Add Niger to the Russia/Kazakhstan bloc thanks to that coup.

[Anonymous No.57685631]

>>57685597
thanks, its on the list

[Anonymous No.57685632]

Surprisingly, this isn't causing BWXT or HII to crater: https://news.usni.org/2024/02/20/navy-will-ask-for-1-virginia-class-sub-in-fy-25-shipbuilding-budget-increase-amphib-production

Guess we're giving up on increasing past the currently maxed capacity.

[Anonymous No.57685668]

What's it gonna be worth tomorrow frens

[Anonymous No.57685675]

>>57685345
Yeah. I mean, I made money on it on the long side. It was mostly a preservation of cash for me during 2021-2023. But if you look at the levels, they're kind of leveling out.

They're still up like 150,000% since their inception but that stock price of $900 everyone hated so much in 2020? Before the split, it would be $600 now.

Tesla bulls would have been very unhappy about a $600 share price in 2021. In fact they were. I remember how many people *obsessed* about "will TSLA fall below $600?" for what felt like a year. Then it finally did, once.

Then, TSLA finally dipped below $600 again, more than a year later at the end of 2022. Now it's just *lower,* here, where we are now. So we'll see if they top out or not. But I wouldn't be a bear either

[Anonymous No.57685676]

it looks like job tmr may be disappointing and 10y and dollars are ready to crash.

[Anonymous No.57685690]

>>57685433
SYK is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.57685694]

>>57685668
That's a lottery ticket if I've ever seen one. Could go either way

[Anonymous No.57685708]

>>57685675
The long term TSLA chart is one humongous rising wedge. But TA aside, the company is undeniably doing great. They're STILL the only all-electric US carmaker that is worth a damn. Anecdotally, I see more and more Teslas all the time and I'm not even in a major area.

[Anonymous No.57685710]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57685719]

>>57685708
EV's are a dead fucking end though.

[Anonymous No.57685720]

>>57685708
>the company is undeniably doing great.
> https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/12/business/byd-china-electric-vehicle.html
How China Built BYD, Its Tesla Killer

Tesla margin is falling

[Anonymous No.57685726]

>>57685720
>>57685719
What's up Xi

[Anonymous No.57685735]

[Anonymous No.57685736]

>>57685710
>Futes

[Anonymous No.57685739]

>>57685694
Yeah, IV crush could be a bitch, and pre market could tank with selloff. Either way I'm not out ALL my premium like so many other earnings positions so I guess I'll drink to that.

God the at the money strikes in early 23 paid so much better. Now all these moves are priced in

[Anonymous No.57685747]

>>57685710
>we wuz the metaphysical image of a philosopher in the aether

[Anonymous No.57685760]

>>57685736
AI is going to rewrite history in no time.

[Anonymous No.57685769]

>>57685668
Buy more theta next time mein nigga. There's nothing worse than being right and losing money. Scratch-offs are that cheap for a reason.

[Anonymous No.57685770]

Fondling my freshly shaved balls.
What is the play tomorrow people?

[Anonymous No.57685781]

>>57685736
Minorities took over tech companies and are now erasing whites
We’re heading toward genocide.

[Anonymous No.57685782]

Anyone seen this Sarah Gallons chick? Is this legit educational material?
>>57685770
FXI/YINN, as it has been for the last 12 days.

[Anonymous No.57685796]

What do I buy once I sell my Friday soxl calls?

[Anonymous No.57685824]

>>57685542
>>57685578
>>57685599
>>57685607
KINGS

[Anonymous No.57685837]

>>57685497
a national treasure either way
god bless our liberal indoc- er i mean education system

[Anonymous No.57685852]

so did anyone else join me in buying the $1,000 NVDA call?

[Anonymous No.57685858]

>>57685668
probably going to be +400%, that call will be in the money by the time you can sell it

[Anonymous No.57685859]

>>57685852
I bought 920 calls

[Anonymous No.57685861]

>>57685852
>the $1,000 NVDA call
>gambling
Naw, I'm not a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.57685885]

>>57684437
the AI hype is real. im with you though, even with AI being the future and all that im too concerned with this insane pump. like you said in your other post, you can find legit value plays elsewhere. that being said peter lynch once said its a dangerous way to think "a stock went up so much, it can't possibly go higher"

[Anonymous No.57685889]

>>57685859
are we going to make it? im hoping tomorrow is another giant 20% green dildo

[Anonymous No.57685902]

>>57685889
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.57685908]

I saw a blue jay today in front of my house. That is weird. They are not native here but apparently have extended their range in this direction in recent years. They have weird sounding calls. I consider this troubling for the market. Black swan-like.

[Anonymous No.57685912]

I can hear the shit winds now. They've been surrounding me all day. But I know their secret. I know what lies in perpetuity. Pour me another Bobandy.

[Anonymous No.57685914]

>>57685782
Roger that commander

[Anonymous No.57685916]

>vidia to 10,000, becomes a sapient AGI and annexes israel
>entry level jobs like "java coder" or "it guy" or "bookkeeper" require several years of experience+skills tests but higher level jobs are just like "have a degree and we'll train you on the stuff you don't know", all of these entry shit jobs pay like 18 an hour and they act like they're doing you a favor
>jobs driving trucks with a cdl get you 40 dollars an hour, selling weed with a dispensary gets you 30 dollars an hour, managing a whole office gets you 20-25 an hour
>AMD will continue to follow behind nvidia
>/smg/ will continue to shill SOXL despite NVDL being the 'better' degenerate investment
>/biz/ catalog is a war between dogcoins and AI coins
>utter garbage like RLC is pumping in tandem with nvidia because it's "ai or something" even though it was originally a cloud computing software token
I am overwhelmed by the clownishness of the universe. I might just go outside in the cold, smoke and think about life.

[Anonymous No.57685932]

>>57685311

[Anonymous No.57685935]

I WANT A 2023 VERSION

[Anonymous No.57685940]

>>57685916
Anon, let me ask you one simple question.
Do you want to make money, or do you want to be right?

[Anonymous No.57685942]

>>57685935
With like 7 stocks?

[Anonymous No.57685977]

Would it be stupid just to dollar cost average into the reddist of the Magnificent 7 weekly for the foreseeable future? Or should I just buy SPY?

[Anonymous No.57685994]

>>57685977
you can meet in the middle with QQQ

[Anonymous No.57686002]

>>57685994
>>57685977
Short SPY long QQQ, easy

[Anonymous No.57686028]

>>57685994
But porque no los TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.57686029]

>>57685781
>minorities
just one minority really

[Anonymous No.57686037]

>>57685994
XLK has better returns.

[Anonymous No.57686039]

>>57685977 You should DCA the FAG7 instead

[Anonymous No.57686046]

>>57685321
>>So we'll see if these holders are strong enough to handle the coming FUD
>he thinks retail controls stock price
lol
lmao even
your fake and gay FUD isn't scaring market makers you retard

[Anonymous No.57686050]

please someone tell me my NVDA $1,000 call is going to expire in the money on friday. can you chumps all buy the stock tomorrow and friday to pump it up please? and post its name alot on the internet. i need the money. thanks

[Anonymous No.57686053]

NVDA is $740.70 overnight rn

[Anonymous No.57686069]

I'm pretty new to options still, some shit baffles me. I can sell an NVDA put for Friday at a strike of $290, and someone would buy it for one dollar.

[Anonymous No.57686071]

>>57686046
I didn't say it was my fud you overreactive retard

[Anonymous No.57686088]

I guess that's it
I'm putting everything I have left into TQQQ tomorrow at open, hopefully I'm not too late and can ride this pump

[Anonymous No.57686107]

>>57686071
>the things the government won't allow us to have
I want your pic but Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.57686120]

For me it's these

[Anonymous No.57686124]

>>57686088
potential for rate hikes or delaying cuts will fuck you in the short term but long term you will probably be ok

[Anonymous No.57686139]

>>57686088
Fuck, would this make sense with $140k which is pretty much my whole portfolio

[Anonymous No.57686149]

>>57686124
I don't plan to do this for long. I'll be setting a tight stop loss

[Anonymous No.57686152]

>>57686120
Fuck I think I remember smoking that one time and almost feeling high if that is the right cigarette brand that I remember.

[Anonymous No.57686155]

>>57686124
>jason genova and meg squats
>the glory years of online fitness
Based post desu

[Anonymous No.57686168]

>>57686037
What race is that child

[Anonymous No.57686169]

>>57686152
It must have been the pure euphoria, that's when you know what you've got.

[Anonymous No.57686178]

nvidia a gay

[Anonymous No.57686181]

>Futures tech 100 +1.5%

[Anonymous No.57686191]

>>57686053
keep buying we need it to reach $1,000

[Anonymous No.57686193]

I love you anons.

[Anonymous No.57686194]

>>57686050
I'm all in tomorrow, but I don't think it's going to happen. Sorry friend.

[Anonymous No.57686198]

>>57686193
no

[Anonymous No.57686203]

>>57686181
I'm just glad it's dragging the entire market with it
>>57686198
Dad?

[Anonymous No.57686223]

>>57686168
Regret

[Anonymous No.57686224]

>>57686198
Lmao, cutfag.

[Anonymous No.57686239]

>>57686149
many anons have gotten stoploss hunted only for it to shoot up soon after
particularly with leveraged and violatile equities
good luck with that
pictured, the most natty American lifter

[Anonymous No.57686312]

What uranium stocks should I buy?

[Anonymous No.57686327]

>>57686312
uec uuuu dnn Fuu iso glo eu

or just buy URNJ probably better

>>57686256
>>57686256
>>57686256
Baked

[Anonymous No.57686333]

>>57686312
is there a clean template for that?

[Anonymous No.57686336]

>>57684216
Not a bubble, fiat supply can 2-3x every decade forever

[Anonymous No.57686366]

>>57686327
Why URNJ over URNM?

>>57686333
I do not have it

[Anonymous No.57686465]

>>57685940
I want things to make sense and for it to be 1997 again.

[Anonymous No.57686672]

>>57686336
holy shit
update your charts