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[Anonymous No.57679897]

Bitcoins biggest use case is to manipulate the altcoin market.

[Anonymous No.57679905]

>>57679897
Ok? Fine.

[Anonymous No.57679917]

the "altcoin market" is just a glorified online casino for young male incels

[Anonymous No.57679923]

>>57679897
Correct.

[Anonymous No.57679925]

>>57679897
I don't care, I'm not brown so I don't have to worry about altcoins

[Anonymous No.57679946]

>>57679917
>>57679925
So a tool of obvious manipulations is supposedly the future of finance. All very interesting...

[Anonymous No.57679948]

>>57679897
false. it's main usecase is as a podcast factory. as the value of bitcoin increases, the number of podcasts about bitcoin increases proportionally. the price of bitcoin will asymptotically approach the population of the planet until every individual is producing their own bitcoin podcast.

[Anonymous No.57679987]

>>57679946
>its le bad when the feds aren't the ones doing it

[Anonymous No.57680002]

>>57679987
>Satoshi is not CIA because I said so

[Anonymous No.57680010]

>>57680002
meds

[Anonymous No.57680026]

>>57680002
>>57679946
>>57679897
Excellent memes, now say tulips

[Anonymous No.57680044]

>>57680026
beanie babies 2.0

[Anonymous No.57680053]

>>57680026
listen here you little cuckold peasant if you don't start buying and promoting $anon right now im going to rip your jaw out with a pair of pliers your wife is already going out with some other dude and doesn't understand why you're such a pussy that you aren't taking risks this isn't investment advice but $anon is going to pump so hard that you wouldn't believe it i hate you i hate your stupid wifey i hate normies i have the biggest most hairy balls possible from the risk of buying altcoins

[Anonymous No.57680072]

>>57680044