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United Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57671280

>> No.57673447

>Amazon replacing Walgreens in dow jones average

This is bullish right?

>> No.57673449

NAT
GAS
AND
OIL
I
L

>> No.57673464

>>57673447
When is Amazon going to buy SNAP?

>> No.57673471
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Reminder to buy good stocks that go up.

>> No.57673480
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>>57673434
i'm so sick of wageslaving but it's the only way i can keep buying more stocks

>> No.57673489

>>57673480
Get a better wagecage. Apply at a competitor, go to night school, dig up blackmail on your boss, whatever.

>> No.57673493

>>57673471
What do they mine?

>> No.57673499
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>>57673447
bobo bros I'm worried

>> No.57673509
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57673509

What if AMZN is the next NVDA?

>> No.57673510
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>>57673493
>The Company is engaged in open-pit mining at the Ukhaa Khudag (UHG) deposit located within the Tavanтolgoi coal basin in Southern Gobi of Mongolia, approximately 560 km from the country’s capital city Ulaanbaatar. The UHG mine is also strategically located approximately 240 km from the Mongolian-Chinese border and about 600 km from Baotou, China, an important railway transportation hub providing access for Mongolian coal to the largest steel producing provinces in China.

>Energy Resources LLC, an indirect wholly-owned subsidiary of the Company, is a holder of the mining license MV-011952 for the UHG coking coal deposit. Covering a licensed area of approximately 2,960 hectares in size, the UHG deposit had around 640 Mt (as received basis) of JORC-compliant measured, indicated and inferred resources as of 31 December 2016 and 305 Mt of ROM coal reserves as of 1 January 2020 respectively. According to Wood Mackenzie, the vast majority of the reserves falls within the highest quality parameters and is ideal for manufacturing needs at markets across the world. Due to its low stripping ratio, favorable geological conditions and proximity to its target market in China, MMC has lower operational costs than the majority of its competitors around the world.

>The Company commenced commercial mining operations at UHG in April 2009 and mining operations at UHG are conducted through two 12-hour shifts, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and adaptable to inclement weather conditions. Complete with all necessary utility infrastructure facilities including 18MW on-site power plant and water supply system, the UHG serves as an operational hub for processing ROM coal from both UHG and Baruun naran mines.
-https://mmc.mn/operations/ukhaa-khudag-mine/en

>> No.57673516

>>57673480
i might be able to quit within 2 years if things go well. but gotta do the wagegrind for now.

>> No.57673517

WHY WON'T MY SHIT FINISH BAKING REEEEE

>> No.57673518

Looks like market crash got cancelled, Amazon is gonna pump to the moon

>>57673480
I wish that were me, but instead its Hitomi tanaka stepping on my face with her cute barefeet and watching her fat huge tits wobbling above me

>> No.57673521
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>>57673510
>Khangad Exploration LLC, an indirect wholly-owned subsidiary of the Company, is a holder of the mining license MV-014493 for Baruun Naran (“BN”) area and the mining license MV-017336 for Tsaikhar Khudag (“THG”) area, both covering BN coking coal deposit area located in Khankhongor soum of Umnugobi aimag, Mongolia. The BN coal deposit is located about a mere 30 km from the UHG mine.

>BN mining license covers a total area of approximately 4,482 hectares in size and contains around 320 Mt of JORC-compliant measured, indicated and inferred coal resources as of 30 June 2015, and 173 Mt of ROM coal reserves as of 1 January 2020 respectively. THG mining license covers a total area of approximately 8,340 hectares and contains about 70 Mt of inferred coal resources according to JORC reporting standards as of 31 December 2019.

>The mine infrastructure preparation and overburden pre-stripping work to expose coal seams have commenced under a pre-mining agreement signed with the Mineral Resources Authority of Mongolia in February 2009. The BN mine commissioning took place in January 2012 and commercial coal mining operations started in February 2012.

>The estimated sizable coking coal resources and reserves at the BN coking coal mine present the Company’s potential to diversify its coal products and further enhance its sources of revenue. Furthermore, the proximity between the BN and UHG coal mines enables synergies that include the shared use of existing transportation infrastructure and the marketing base.
-https://mmc.mn/operations/baruun-naran-mine/en

>> No.57673526
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57673526

Jeremy Grantham still maintains that the market is heading for a 40% correction. I suspect he’s hurrying to engineer cheapies but he makes some compelling arguments.

>> No.57673542

even my fucking GE was in the red today. what the fuck

>> No.57673543

can someone please elaborate and explain what this impending liquidity "issue" or "crisis" is all about?
it relates to bonds and the fear that there won't be a buyer of them in the future, i know that much.
but where are such liquidity problems supposed to arise from if investors are happily discounting almost the entire yield curve to the Fed funds rate?
to me the past few months seemed more like the investors appetite for bonds far outweighed the availability.

>> No.57673545
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57673545

Is there a such thing as a version of VXUS that lets you pick your own countries? I want to avoid Japan and South Korea due to the demographic collapse that will happen in the next few decades.

>> No.57673546
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>>57673526
he's a broken clock but I don't think he will ever be right.
because he's old. kekekekk

>> No.57673547

>>57673517
What the fuck are you cooking anon?

>> No.57673551
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>>57673542
BWXT too. By 1 basis point, but still.

>> No.57673563
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>futures

>> No.57673565

>>57673545
Well what you can do is, suppose you've got $10,000 of VXUS and it's 10% Nipponese. You can cancel that out by shorting $1,000 worth of EWJ.

>> No.57673566

>>57673543
it isn't possible for bonds to have liquidity issues. all the seller has to do is lower the price if people don't want to buy at the current price
that includes when they are being issued
lol

>> No.57673570

Surely NVDA can't beat earnings again and skyrocket to 1k

>> No.57673572
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57673572

Pretty sure Jim Cramer is browsing this thread and he knows I called the NVDA bottom october '22

>> No.57673575

>>57673565
>>57673545
And if you mean country-specific ETFs, hoo boy have you got options there: https://etfdb.com/etfs/country/

>> No.57673584
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57673584

>>57673526
(i guess that dude is talking about broad market indices)
without system shocks like
>muh cdo of a cdo
>muh flash crash algo thing a few years later
>muh plandemic
there might never again be something as huge as a 40% correction if the currency/debt supply wasn't to be reduced heavily. (currency/debt is still expanding btw.)

muh corrections of 10% to 30% mean nothing if the market has gone up by multiples in between them.

>> No.57673592

>>57673499
Yeah, you can see the adam's apple

>> No.57673599

>>57673566
pretty much this, i guess.
and buyers are happily buying long term debt at hefty premiums to the current Fed funds rate.
what's happening now is kind of the opposite of what a liquidity crisis were to look like...

>> No.57673602

>>57673572
>Jim was right on PLTR
>Jim was right on the Super Bowl
>Jim is going to be right on NVDA
Inverse Cramer isn't working this year because we're in a new timeline.

>> No.57673603

>>57673570
(it will)

>> No.57673610
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Threadly reminder, there are winners and losers in each thread. Winners bought the bottom of NYCB. Losers bought the top of NVDA.

>> No.57673616
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>>57673610
I'm not one for chasing bottoms.
But I expect nothing else from you.
NVDA green EOW

>> No.57673620

if i dont see green tomorrow i can not be held responsible for what i do

>> No.57673653

friends is this the bottom for NVDA
should i buy for long term holdies
i see no competitor to NVDA in the near term future (5+ years). AMD cannot compete because of CUDA. No one can compete because of CUDA. And NVDA's cash war chest means no one would dare trying to 'implement' CUDA like Google did with Java, they would all get obliterated in court. As far as I understand from the Oracle/Google debacle, it proved APIs can be copyright, which strengthens NVDAs position.

>> No.57673664
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>>57673616
I didn't earn the title of king bootie bandit of /smg/ by fucking accident.

>> No.57673671
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>>57673616
>I'm not one for chasing bottoms.
That's 'cause you are one.

>> No.57673674

>>57673510
>>57673521
You've convinced me. I will now buy your stock.

>> No.57673678
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>>57673664
>>57673671
stop the gay talk you disgusting faggots

>> No.57673683

My heart is on fire with the love of Jesus Christ our Lord. He is risen!
btw buy more $TGT kthxbai.

>> No.57673691

>>57673683
>My heart is on fire with the love of Jesus Christ our Lord. He is risen!
BLESSED
A
S
E
D
>$TGT
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E

>> No.57673694

>>57673653
>5+ years
At current prices you don't need 5+ years, you need like 20+ years of total NVDA monopoly for the valuation to make sense.

>>57673674
Disclaimer: I don't actually own any. I just think the names are all fucking hilarious.

>> No.57673699

>>57673664
>>57673671
>>57673678
This is sister market general, no faggotry allowed.

>> No.57673702
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57673702

>>57673678
>don't talk about marrying your sister
>don't call me gay
You don't make the rules here.

>> No.57673704
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57673704

Can the S&P go literally over 9000 (in the near term)?

>> No.57673708

>>57673699
>>57673702
Reminder that all anons should tell their sister *right now* they love her.

>> No.57673714

NATGAS
>BOIL
NATGAS
>BOIL
NATGAS
>BOIL
NATGAS

>> No.57673723

>>57673714
APRIL INTO JUNE
>APRIL INTO JUNE
APRIL INTO JUNE

>> No.57673732

>>57673691
What are some Jesus-approved tickers, and why would Jesus support those companies?

>> No.57673735
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57673735

>>57673678
>>57673699
This is MY general chuds!

>> No.57673749

>>57673732
Is Jesus catholic? https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/cath/

>> No.57673752

>>57673694
>valuation to make sense
value theory is dead
when is the least time PE has made sense for any top tech stock?

>> No.57673754
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It’ll prbly fill the 635 gap.

>> No.57673759

>>57673732
>companies
NEIN

UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
USO
BNO
USL
OILK
UCO
SCO
UGA

They aren't Satanic companies, they are just prices that go up and down.

>> No.57673780

>>57673749
He is not. Catholicism was not established until centuries after his death, and is defined by tenets that Jesus did not preach.

>> No.57673784

>>57673752
The problem is if NVDA is paying you out $10b every quarter in monopoly profits, that $40b/year ($400b/decade) needs to support a market cap more than 4 times larger. Which means if that's threatened by AMD or META or even some clever OpenAI programmers, you'd see it instantly sliced down 50% and the company still would not churn out enough cash to prop up the price.

>> No.57673785
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>>57673759
>The Satanic companies have higher returns.
This doesn't bode well.

>> No.57673788

>>57673784
*support a market cap more than 4 times larger than the $400b/decade.

>> No.57673796

Nvidia will crush earnings and the whole s&p 500 will go on 20+ year bull run.

>> No.57673806
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>>57673785
>buying and holding hoping for the best instead of just buying lower and selling higher over and over and over
>he also doesn't know that commodities ETFs are taxed 60/40 long/short term holds no matter how often you buy/sell

>> No.57673808

>>57673796
unless AI can move beyond chatbots and images it will lose momentum very quickly

>> No.57673816
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>>57673785
>Most people worship a golden bull in this game

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>>57673808

>> No.57673832

>>57673829
That's why SOUND or whatever is such a big deal.

>> No.57673843

>>57673808
So you just totally missed Sora huh

>> No.57673847

>>57673808
Yes, I look forward to what ESG/DEI jeet spaghettiware the future has in store for us.

>> No.57673849
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57673849

>Hang Seng futures

>> No.57673851

>>57673808
chatgpt released their text to video gen AI a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK6y8DAPN_0

>> No.57673867
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>all this whining about a red day
>look at cannabis portfolio
green
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57673870

>No classes until friday
>No job, not yet
>No real friends that I actually care about, the ones I do are 1000´s of miles away
>No gf, not talking to anyone even deleted all the previous ones contacts
>No money to spend
>Nothing to smoke


The fuck do I do tomorrow aside from checking in on my portfolio? I´m already so fucking bored it´s unreal

>> No.57673886
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>>57673870
start a business! I will help you!! what is your passions/hobbies? What do you nerd out/geek down to?

>> No.57673887
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>>57673867
Bro, how? MSOS and TLRY are red.

>> No.57673891

>>57673808
ive seen things you people wouldnt believe
chatbots running call centers off the coast of bangalore
fantasy image generator booths on every street corner
all those moments will be lost in time like piss in the shower

>> No.57673901

>>57673891
They say you braderunner

>> No.57673903
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>>57673887
>AYRWF
>PLNHF
I bought at low prices so I will be forever green. But today was as good as any on a day like today. I made more money off of QQQ/NVDA puts.

>> No.57673910
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>>57673849
>Hang Seng futures
YO WTFF CHINESE SANTA RALLY?!?!?!

>> No.57673911
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>>57673886
Well, off the top of my head: I guess like my football team, weed, stocks, history and juicy pussies.

>> No.57673918
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>>57673911
>juicy pussies.
UH, that's piss, sweaty.

>> No.57673920
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>>57673749
Of course, but that ETF isn't.
>MSFT
>AAPL
>GOOGL
lmao

>> No.57673924
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>>57673891
>MSFT training those 2 billion pajeets in AI spamming techniques

>> No.57673934

>>57673910
https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1760103265621184591

Traders understand "don't fight the Fed" but when you tell them "don't fight the Chinese Communist Party", I don't know, suddenly their brains leak out their ears.

>> No.57673939
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>>57673911
>history
>football team
All right. We got something. What about starting a business where you sell sports teams memorabilia. Not like current hats/jerseys that require licensing an hooplah. But more along the lines of: signed baseballs/hockey pucks. Retired jerseys, signed trasing cards from any sport. See if there are any others around your local flea/thrift market and if not you might be the first!! All you need is something you own personally OR going out and looking through estate sales for anything.

>> No.57673964
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>>57673891

>> No.57673969
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im going to telepathically rape John Rocker tonight while he sleeps. no im not gay but he needs a corrective raping. i have lurked /x/ religiously and mastered astral projection of my sizable penis, which i will use in this endeavor.
open up wide, rocker, the plane coming in for a landing
also tomorrow will be red and we crab till rate news
that is all

>> No.57673975
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Let's say I have 200k worth of SPY, and 100k of IBIT. Is there anything else I should be looking at?

>> No.57673982

>>57673934
>killing the short sellers
Why don't we do that, here? I want B*ll *ckmans head on a fuckin pike, with "Kike and Short Seller" carved into his chest.
t. FXI/YINN holder
>>57673969
>john rocker
Does that dude even have an actual portfolio? How figs is it? 3? 4? I've never seen him with a position larger than $1,200

>> No.57673983

>>57673975
bonds

>> No.57673995

>>57673982
The ability to directly short stocks is absolutely peak Judaism. Puts contracts are less Jewish although still slightly Jewish, but I'd allow it.

>> No.57674009

>>57673982
>1,200
he's a janitor/mail room clerk, that's like a year's salary for him

>> No.57674010
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>>57673982
>Why don't we do that, here? I want B*ll *ckmans head on a fuckin pike, with "Kike and Short Seller" carved into his chest.

>> No.57674022

>>57673975
Swap IBIT for BITW or BITX.

>> No.57674029
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>>57673939
I need capital first, spent all my money on tuitions and stocks

>> No.57674032

>>57673975
just get brk.b

>> No.57674036

>>57672886
You need to zoom out. The chart should be read with respect to your time horizon. Daily chart, weekly, etc. Where you are showing a double top on a 30 day chart might all fall within consolidation on 3 year chart.

>> No.57674038

>>57673975
50k of SHOT

>> No.57674044
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>>57673526
Let me guess... he likes emerging-market value? Again?

>> No.57674050

Bezos sold another 2bil btw

>> No.57674053
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>>57673982
>>57674009
you have to admire rocker for always putting his whole net worth in one trade
makes you think that one day he'll leave this thread as a rich man

>> No.57674059
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>>57674029
>>57674029
you would be surprised how little money you need. Just sell stock at a loss for a minimum of a couple hundred dollars and you are off to the races!

>> No.57674060
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57674060

Is Hagakure worth buying and reading?
>>57673995
Puts are fine, imo
>>57674009
I really want him to return to the fathands type videos. I hate current rocker, so fucking bad.
>>57674053
Doesn't he gamble and drink shitty beer? Pretty sure that's a wealth killer, right there.

>> No.57674066
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57674066

I only ordered one hamburger instead of 2! Now I'm going to starve! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also I O see a lot of fags using lettuce for buns. VERY bearish for ZW.

>> No.57674069
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.57674073
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>>57674066
O I GEO V KHC VZ KO.
Michael Burry.
!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO

I prefer SOXL.

>> No.57674083
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57674083

bullish or bearish fellow astrologers

>> No.57674095

>>57674059
What if i just ordered some seeds and started planting some (((sunflowers)))?

>> No.57674100

>>57673982
I think he kidnapped an African American tech tranny and stole all his money. Sometimes during his videos you can hear whimpering and crying from upstairs. So I'm guessing Mr Rockerfeller is low 6 figures at this point.

>> No.57674101

>>57674083
I think we're either at a September 2020 moment or a January 2021 moment. Either we have some completely retarded 6 month pump from here or we have an equally long dump. MACD and RSI on everything is super elevated on long term charts.

>> No.57674112

>>57674101
>the market will go up or it will go down
thank you for this insight fren

>> No.57674113
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57674113

>>57673832
I'm on the fence about SOUN, sure it holds a lot of patents and has long term potential but from what I've seen its financials are shit

>> No.57674114

>>57674101
I think that NVDA pumps on earnings and we don't dump until FOMC in march when that NIGGER Powell says something bearish

>> No.57674117

>>57674060
>Doesn't he gamble and drink shitty beer? Pretty sure that's a wealth killer, right there.
I don't think this is concerning as long as he is medicated well and has his wife miko supporting him

>> No.57674137

>>57674083
So incredibly bearish. I'm afraid to ask why you cannot see it...
>>57674117
>his wife miko
You mean the one with the half black daughter? I suppose I could see a guy being happy with that; I guess.

>> No.57674153
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>>57674066
>Also I O see a lot of fags using lettuce for buns.
That's keto tomfoolery and it goes back a long ways. When I worked at Wendy's while in highschool in 1998 people were already ordering things like hamburger with no bun. The procedure was to put the patty and toppings in a plastic container meant for baked potatoes.

>> No.57674154

>>57674114
Maybe, but NVDA is still up 14% for the month and 38% over three months. Not saying it can't go higher but it can certainly take a fat shit on good earnings

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>>57673499
>take a break from /smg/ for two months.
>come back to find the thread still plastered with pictures of this ugly, empty and aging trollop.
>mfw

>> No.57674167

>>57673547
natgas longs

>> No.57674183

>>57674154
>it can certainly take a fat shit on good earnings
only if guidance isn't good as well and I just don't see how their guidance can be anything but spectacular. they have a monopoly on the hottest tech product now and arguably ever.

>> No.57674192

I lost 25% ($60) of my forex account
Need to review some fundamentals

>> No.57674193
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>>57674161
oh I'm sorry I thought we were posting things we like I didn't mean to offend anyone

>> No.57674200
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>>57674161
>trollop
that's a man

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>>57674200
There it is. The mons of all mons. Mount Olympus if you will.

>> No.57674246
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57674246

Taker’s Earnings Play of the Day for Wednesday, February the 21st, 2004 c.e.

>> No.57674254
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>>57674246
*2024

>> No.57674259

>>57674246
>February the 21st, 2004 c.e.
>Not AD
Uh, you okay big guy? Alotta mistakes in that, right there.

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>>57674246
Flair says to buy RL

>> No.57674263
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>futes
what's up wit dat

>> No.57674266
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>>57674137
I AM totally INEPT at trading, u know

>>57674200

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>>57674263
All gains flow to Mighty China.

>> No.57674275
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57674275

>born on a hill
>our land was passed on by my grandpa to my mom and her brothers and sisters
>they never took care of it
>they think it's a gold mine but they never show up to the place and the maintenance has to be done by us

Suppose the courts gave the local authorities a search warrant for my home. They couldn't go and trespass on their land, could they?

>> No.57674287

>>57674259
I used ce for cheap heat on any /his/ crossposters
>>57674261
No gimmick stealing or I’ll see you in wrestlers court

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>>57674287
Buy classy stock.

>> No.57674384
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>>57673982
His wife is very wealthy also buy OIL

>> No.57674398
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57674398

>futures
MY GOD
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
TURNED AWAY KEPT RUNNING
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE WARNING SIGNS

https://youtu.be/11IQAN1E0Ok

>> No.57674403

>>57674398
futures look pretty green to me, especially AMZN

>> No.57674407
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>>57673572
My math says the inverse of that is Jensen being the CEO equivalent of Tupac. Bullish either way

>> No.57674412
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>>57674384
I'm going to pass on mudshark portfolios, and stick with my FXI/YINN positions; they've done great!
Thank you, though! ;D
>>57674407
>Jensen being the CEO equivalent of Tupac.
He's going to fake his death?

>> No.57674522

Chinamen Charlies WTFWT!!!!!!!!!! I am not even going to notice my PANW losses tomorrow. FLAMING DRAGONS! FXI PRICE TARGET 200 DORRA!!!!

>> No.57674557
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57674557

Home depot wagie here. Oh my god I encountered the dumbest fucking customers yet;

>Some stoner hispanic dude shopping with fatass mexican wife and 2 kids
>He asks what's the best soil for blueberries
>Tell him sphagnum peat moss is best, with organic compost, perlite, and soil acidifier/cottonseed meal mixed together in the simplest terms
>Customer asks about 'specially made soil' for blueberries 3 fucking times in a row, which we do not sell here
>No, peat moss is best...3 times also
>Tried to help them save money by buying good organic compost, on clearance for $3 before we just throw them away later this month
>Asks about buying compost at another nursery for fuckin $30 a bag...
>Grabs the tiniest bag of peat moss for TWO 17 INCH POTS
>Point him to larger sized bags of moss
>Asks me if "Palm, cactus and citrus" soil is good for blueberry plants...
>I said NO PEAT MOSS IS BEST
>Patience wearing super thin
>Wanted to help give them terra cotta pots instead of plastic in same size because porous structure is good for blueberry roots
>Dumbass wife kept being confused over which ones to get even when the fucking design of the pots look the same...even COLOR WISE
>Finally decides to get them but pots are too big for kid cart and bags of dirt in the way
>Dipshit husband is too stupid to just go get another cart right next to them, instead squeezes all of that shit into a fuckin kiddie cart, kids visibly annoyed
>Two idiots completely forget to go get the fertilizer I just told them about 20 minutes ago and head to cashiers anyway
>Just calmly tell him have a nice day and walk away

I fucking hate stupid people, I'm shorting retail stocks out of frustration, any good ones to pick right now?

>> No.57674568

Look man I’m just trying to get my lips in between Isabella Moner’s ass cheeks.

>> No.57674580

>>57674557
short costco

>> No.57674581

>>57674557
your fault for even bothering. remember the customer is always right

>> No.57674591
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57674591

>>57674557
what the fuck are you doing here wagie cuck?

>> No.57674594

>>57674557
TGT. WMT if you're feeling devilish.

>> No.57674629

>>57674557
I want to try growing some orchids indoors. Any tips Mr Home Depot anon?

>> No.57674654

>>57674403
>AMZN futures
that's it, we've reached peak tourism, the top is here

>> No.57674661
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57674661

Who the fuck would name their Fed Chairman "Jerome"?

>> No.57674663

>>57674629
Some basic shit;

>Make sure to have drainage holes in container, so water will not collect on bottom and cause the plant to drown
>DO NOT give them fertilizer with too much nitrogen and urea, it will burn the roots
>Make sure growing medium is filled with either sphagnum moss or bark chips
>Need at least 12 hours of 'daylight' but indirect, so grow lights are best for indoors

>> No.57674665

>>57674591
He took Peter Lynch style investing even a step further and went to wage slave at the places he invests in.

>> No.57674670

>>57674663
Drainage holes are important for growing anything. Its part of why my shroomies want to did. I need to make some drain holes in the bottom of my monotub and then put it over a drip pan.

>> No.57674677

>hang seng
Baba bros might actually make it

>> No.57674680
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57674680

>>57674665
kek
HD earnings were today so I thought maybe he's offering insider information like we are used to get here. That's why I was so friendly to the wagie. But you are right we should make fun of him.

>> No.57674690

>>57674557
You should have used your forklift certification to murder them, financially speaking.

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>>57674677
>dubs
checked

>> No.57674697
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57674697

Which one will trigger? Tomorrow? On Wed? Find out next, on /smg/

>> No.57674720

>>57674557
>idiot cashier doesn't realize they are visibly confused if not even stoned
>idiot cashier repeats several times the same shit these people never in their life EVER heard about
>idiot cashier doesn't take 1 minute to write the stuff he told them on a small note so that they can read it themselves, visualize it and learn it and always look on the note in case they forget something
>white efficiency

>> No.57674731

>>57674677
I only bot 5 grand more today instead of 30 like I said I would. I didn't buy 20 Gs of BOIL either. Forgive me Dwyer-sama, Bogle-sama I have failed you yet again...

>> No.57674738

Can't wait for Nvidia to tank on earnings

>> No.57674756

>>57674697
I think around 820 have higher chance than triggering your stop loss but it isn't investment suggestion.

>> No.57674768

>>57674629
Try peeing on them directly, undiluted. Once a week.

>> No.57674778

>>57674768
That would be too much nitrogen and urea, depending on your protein consumption.
If you insist on doing that, against my recommondation, I advice to save the pee in a glass or a bottle and pour every few days a little onto it, but don't do it all on one day.

>> No.57674783

>>57674629
Give them
MUSTARD
>MUSTARD
MUSTARD

>> No.57674795

>>57674738
I dunno... Its revenue growth has provided some stability to the stock lowering its PE so its not crazed like AMD. NVDA should still be selling quite a bit, but I doubt they will be growing as fast as they did last report.

>> No.57674858
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57674858

lol,
lmao even
why aren't these retards deplatformed for misinformation?

>> No.57674895

>>57674720
That's the best part, I offered to give them some paper with a list of everything...and they refused. Why?

>Oh no that's way too much stuff to carry around

So fuck them.

>> No.57674904

is NVDA earnings releassed pre market or after market? is there time to buy a degenerate 0DTE call or put play?

>> No.57674910

>>57674591
Trying to make more money while job hunting. Want to get into gov jobs like USDA, fish and wildlife, BLM, and forest service for examples. No luck, no one's hiring right now...so I'm stuck in the wagie cagie.

>> No.57674913

>>57674910
sorry guy. we are in recession pumping right now.

>> No.57674916
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>>57674895
LOL, ok then. They are stupid.
>too much stuff to carry around
What the fuck are the pockets in your jeans/shorts, even shirts for?

>> No.57674922

>Jeff Bezos unloads around $2.4 billion in Amazon stock
I think we've hit the top. I think we will see a minor bear market for about 2-3 months.

>> No.57674925

>>57674895
Maybe they can't read? There are a lot of people in the USA who can't read even as an adult.

>> No.57674928

>>57674904
You will get earnings crushed from IV.

>> No.57674934

>>57674677
I only invested about 10% of my portfolio in china recovery.

>> No.57674942

>>57674922
Again? How much has he sold in total so far?

>> No.57674951

>>57674922
My wife heard about this and asked me if the market is going to crash. Bottom signal.

>> No.57674953

>>57674925
They can read because the dude had a phone and read out the name of that fuckin nursery compost he showed me on the screen, so there's clearly so fuckery going on with these whack ass dudes...

>> No.57674968

>>57674922
we need something broken to force fed cut rate, otherwise, they will always delay rate cut.

https://truflation.com/dashboard YOY inflation is 1.6%

>> No.57674984
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57674984

Will Brazil take off like Argentina or is it fucked under Lula?
what other emerging markets are YOU investing in anon?

>> No.57675006

>>57674984
I'm 100% USA when it comes to emerging markets.

>> No.57675046

>>57674984
Mississippi
>>57674951
What does her boufriend think?

>> No.57675049

>NATGAS AND OIL both suddenly droopin at 1am ET

>> No.57675075

>>57675049
it just needs fed give some hope for cutting rate.

>> No.57675088
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Bearish.

>> No.57675102
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>>57675088
wow that was so hard

>> No.57675118
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>>57675088
>>57675102
OK I take it back this bitch is woke af

>> No.57675119
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>>57675102
Those are fudgepackers, my dude. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing a lot of fudgepackers in my day.

>> No.57675134

>>57675088
>>57675102
>>57675118
>>57675119
Anyone with a brain can instantly tell this is a terribly stupid idea. The reason why AI is so behind in the first place is probably because devs have been forced into shoehorning in this retarded handicap which just causes it to end up shitty. Literally any free version will perform better because it doesnt have to go through a thousand checks to make sure its compliant.
This doesnt even touch on the ethics of gimping AI. More shitty requirements, the worse the output will be. This shit will die fast after being mocked out of existence.

>> No.57675152

Breaking:
Elon is laughing at Google Gemeni
I cannot wait to see what Tesla is cooking with Grok and AI in the next earnings report, TSLA is going to SKYROCKET.

>> No.57675153

>>57675134
>>57675152
Let them fight, whatever the outcome, the weapons dealer will come out on top.

>> No.57675154

>>57675088
>>57675118
>>57675119
Also, GOOG puts? ye or nay?

>> No.57675161
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57675161

unfortunate for slop ai users, first try over here

>> No.57675165

>>57675161
>AutismUI

>> No.57675183
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>>57675165
I used to do stuff in Unreal Engine, so it's better this way, can't confirm or deny the autism part, though.

>> No.57675196

>Gemeni is pro pedophile
GOOG PUTS NOW, THIS SHIT GUNNA TANK
AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAA
https://twitter.com/philbert53/status/1760109655777554640

>> No.57675200
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>>57675119
>>57675118
>>57675102
>>57675088
WE GOT 'EM!!

>> No.57675201

>>57675196
>tweet not found
any screenshot?

>> No.57675206
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57675206

>>57675201
Still there for me but heres the image

>> No.57675221

>Rio Tinto Annual Net Profit Falls 19%, Pares Dividend - WSJ

Divviechads, not like this.

>> No.57675223
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57675223

ummmm based?

>> No.57675230

>>57675223
https://twitter.com/CornChowder76/status/1760147627134403064

>> No.57675235
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i saw nvidias report, we are pumping

>> No.57675237
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>>57675200
>>57675223
lmao
https://twitter.com/SuperfastDawg/status/1760167387335217388

>> No.57675243

>Gemini explains why it hates white people
https://twitter.com/Dylanmooersr/status/1760102267045216442

>> No.57675312
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57675312

>>57674557
Are you a new hire or FT? If you’re new which it seems like, good luck it’s one of the worst departments in the store

>> No.57675360
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57675360

What will happen tomorrow because of Nvidia? They will have bad earnings?

>> No.57675367
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57675367

Ganbare......Nvidia-chan!!!!!!

>> No.57675372

>>57675367
Tomorrow, we launch.

>> No.57675373

>>57675367
Is this not a bubble?

>> No.57675375

>>57675373
its the 1yr chart its fine

>> No.57675381

>>57675360
Their earnings will be very boring. Everyone is watching it and talking about it so its guaranteed to be uneventful and after its over you will probably feel empty inside.

>> No.57675385
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>>57675360
>What will happen tomorrow because of Nvidia?
The main effect is that everyone will be talking about Nvidia tomorrow afternoon and evening

>> No.57675394

just had sex for the purposes of procreation

>> No.57675397

>>57675360
>>57675385
>/nsg/ - Nvdia Stock General

>> No.57675414

Sell the news. Verification not required.

>> No.57675415

>>57675373
You know I thought the same thing, but after a while of consideration, there are a few factors that indicate it will continue to rise.
>They are selling more than ever
>They basically have no competition in AI
>Next generation GPUs coming
>Massive partnerships
>AI hype hasn't even begun

>> No.57675417
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57675417

Today we reach peak 1999 euphoria or we go into a generational bear market.

>> No.57675430

>>57675312
Been hired for almost 1 year, and I used to work in places like greenhouses and herbariums/labs, so I know my shit with plants which is the real reason I got hired for garden department anyway...

But yeah, I have no love for retail bullshit. If it weren't for the sad fact that HD pays $20/hr compared to nurseries being fucking $13-15(not even kidding its bullshit), I wouldn't be working there right now.

>> No.57675435
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57675435

You can currently buy Nvidia at 98x FCF. If it grows at 20% annualized for 20 years you will have gained 190% FCF yield.

Or you could buy a company trading today at 10 FCF that will be stagnant for 20 years and it will deliver you 200% FCF yield.

>> No.57675467

>>57675435
Cut the mumbojumbo.
I heard they do AI or something, so BUY OR SELL?

>> No.57675469

holy hell that dump on the FTSE, quick

>> No.57675479
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57675479

Why the hell is EU holding up so well? US dumping barely affects it anymore. Sure, stocks reported insane record profits but also gave a weaker guidance (in general). Despite that, the indices just keep on going. So sick of this market. Suddenly not even guidance matters

>> No.57675484

>>57675479
Because it's already trading at rock bottom levels. How much lower do you think it can go.

EU & EM are literally no downside at this point they're at historic lows relative to US. All the risk is in US.

>> No.57675491

>>57675484
Sorry, but EU doesn't have PE of 100+. So they are actually where they should be unlike the US which is trading at retard inflated levels.

>> No.57675498
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>>57675484
DAX, OMX, and many other indices are trading at ATH. OMX was four days above bollinger. But yeah, price gouging has been fully accepted here and they know they can keep going. The heavy US-oriented export industry is also doing fantastically. The weak currency relative to the dollar has been a massive boon as well.
Still, there is little investment in regards to AI. That is why the US will eclipse EU. The tech industry is just so far ahead in the US... it's crazy how quickly EU just gave up in that regard

>> No.57675549
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I hope you're all ready

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>>57675549
Just slurped US tech fund focusing on MSFT, NVDA, GOOD, Broadcom. I am so done being negative. Just slurp any big dip

>> No.57675590

are we going down next anons?

perma doomer bears need not reply

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>>57674101
aye aye, captain.
I am bracing for a heeming!

>> No.57675606
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2 more weeks

>> No.57675610

>>57675590
No, panic selling before the big dance is giga bullish. If I saw buying I'd be bearish.

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>>57675549
the goggles make it

>> No.57675618
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Who am I?

>> No.57675640

>>57675618
my portfolio with -1x leverage

>> No.57675642

I'm all Mom's Spaghetti about tomorrow

>> No.57675648

>>57675618
Suck My Cock, Inc. (Ticker: SMCI), aka the stock market bubble chart

>> No.57675650

>>57675088
Five years ago Google and Microsoft were legitimately scary. It seemed like they were unstoppable and people were too stupid to give up the convenience of using their stuff. Now they're hardcore self sabotaging. Every American tech company is and the only people with tech that still works are the people on /g/ running gentoo and self hosting. This really isn't how I expected that to work out.

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i dont feel so good bros...

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>>57675648
>>57675640
Rate my trade with a view to this chart >>57675618

>> No.57675667

>>57675657
id buy every nvidia dip there is.

>> No.57675681

was short NVDA, up 20% so far, unloaded about 50% of my original position

>> No.57675694
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Yields...

>> No.57675700

>>57675694
Not even looking anymore as for the time being they pretty much don't matter anymore. No data matters anymore. Inflation could be 5% and the market would pump knowing the Fed can't hike higher but only hold.

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>>57675430
Yeah retail fucking blows but hey atleast depending on your location HD is a bellwether for general economic condition so you can take advantage of that

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My one semi play is reporting today bros

>> No.57675705

>>57675681
unload the rest 30 minutes into open, wiill drop more, then begin pumping to flat.

>> No.57675707

>>57675566
>already deep QQQ/TQQQ/SOXL
>already holding TSLA
>slurped the NVDA dip
>slurped the MS dip (Sora is INSANE)

>> No.57675729

>>57675703
Its already slow as fuck at work, and the veterans that work there been complaining that while jan-march are the worst months of the year, its even worse compared to 2023 with fewer sales...

Its even more fucked when cashiers, literal high school kids, are talking about investing stocks. The fucking shoe shine boys of 2020's, should I get out of the markets now?

>> No.57675735

>>57675700
For stocks its AI that's moving markets, for bonds right now its inflation being more sticky than projected while the 30year is up 40bps since Jan.
I have be doing this for 2 years now but if I stop is the moment we get a '08 like crash and burn.

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>>57675700
>>57675735

I meant to post this

>> No.57675754

>>57675738
So it's pricing in May or there's something intrinsically different about <3 month treasuries.

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>>57675754
June 16 is the first rate cut 'priced in" but the bond market has been wrong lots of times with rate cuts last year. A few months ago some were saying that there SHOULD be a rate cut for the march meeting, but CPI came in hot for Jan pushing the price down for /ZQ

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>>57675729
It depends on what stocks you are in on and if you are willing to stick with them during a general economic crisis that may come mid-March. Look up their financials

>> No.57675839

EU could get fuckin nuked and the stock market would pump, this fake bullshit

>> No.57675857

>>57675839
because euromarkets don't matter

>> No.57675877

>>57675705
yeah might do that

>>57675839
this lol >>57675857
eu is simply a vestige of the us market

>> No.57675886

>>57675857
0 trading, wtf is that

>> No.57675890

You know this market is broken when it behaves on an earnings report day of ONE fuckin MEME stock like on days of CPI reports.

>> No.57675937

>>57675659
do people really gamble on 0dtes and then beg for people to come save them when it blows up in their face

>> No.57675960

tightened a stop even more.

>> No.57675962

>>57675937
It's shit like that radicalizes me against normies and makes me think banksters jews aren't bad at all. Normies are such cattle they deserve to be fleeced like this. They're all greedy little pigs made for the slaughter.

>> No.57675973

>>57673480
Imagine being lucky enough to be in that position and still being a fat piece of shit

I just don't get some people

>> No.57675993

>>57675937
The 0DTE thing is completely overblown by ignorant finance media.

There is a very popular trade that hedge funds do called the dispersion trade, where they short vol on large indeces and long vol on single stocks. It drives up demand on 0DTEs for individual stocks

>> No.57676012

can someone explain why NVDA would possibly have good earnings when 90% of normies are broke and poor from inflation?

literally nobody is buying $500 video cards right now

>> No.57676026

>>57676012
its AI hardware.

>> No.57676027

>>57676012
How do people still think NVDs revenue depends on consumer computing?

>> No.57676029
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>>57676012
Nvda makes its money from server gpu sales. It doesn't really cares about the consoomer market anymore.

>> No.57676031

>>57675973
Why are the so many femdom fags on 4chan? It's crazy.

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>>57675707
>Sora is INSANE
It really is. It's bloody insane how much and how quickly this AI stuff has improved. It can generate such fidelity in such a short amount of time... yet we keep getting worse and worse CGI in movies.
I hope this AI stuff allows for more amateur artists to enter the gaming/movie/whatever industries. Good soup
>>57675839
I gave up on it. I just buy NOVO, Volvo, Nordea, and a big ass steel stock (because EU is profiting too much off of Ukraine/Russia) and that's it. It's beyond retarded.
>>57676012
Are you for real? Since when have normies mattered at all? Oh what was that? Data showing that the US GDP was massively supported by consumerism. Walmart record earnings, record profits, record revenue. McDonalds near-ATH revenue as well. Amazon doing great and so is everyone else.
People that matter have amassed too much money during decade of ZIRP. Relax

>> No.57676125

>>57676064
Buy stuff at low inflation point. Sell it at high, wow record profits. Now what happens when you buy high and sell high?

>> No.57676127

>China Tightens Grip on Stocks With Net Sale Ban at Open, Close
>CSRC bans net selling by major firms in first, last 30 minutes
>Regulator is creating a task force to track short selling

>> No.57676135

>>57676127
I bought the dip in Chinese stocks but this kind of interventionist shit worries me. Maybe I should sell everything, but then the problem is where do I put the money? Every western stock market is overvalued right now.

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it's happening

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>>57675435
Do not read what this guy says and all in NVDA.

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>>57676137
>Caring about new vidya.

>> No.57676160

>>57676137
It's so fuckin cringe when people make this halfgermanhalfenglish lore bullshit/speech, to make it sound cooler.

Same thing in Warhammer Vermin Tide 2.

>> No.57676163

>>57676031
Autistic people like femdom because they otherwise have a hard time inferring what women want.

>> No.57676177

>>57676158
the small mousepad triggers me

>> No.57676188
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>CONL is a short-term tactical tool that aims to deliver 2x the price return, less fees and expenses, for a single day of Coinbase stock.

>> No.57676195

There is going to be a massive fucking dump today.

t. the options market

>> No.57676221
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It's really not that hard to make money if you know what's coming. It's that simple.

>> No.57676226

>>57676221
You're literally the meme.

>> No.57676249

PANW bros...

>> No.57676254

Kek - ARM baggies

>> No.57676272

>>57676249
it's amazing how they make a stock rise for months and then pull it all down in 1 second

>> No.57676277

>Ahead of Nvidia earnings, Cramer says the AI giant isn’t anywhere near its peak

>> No.57676282
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>Deutsche Bank
It's over for germany. Isn't it?

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>>57676272
oh and premarket of course when nobody can trade kek. I know this is normal but wtf is actually price discovery and wich synagoge to I need to go to

>> No.57676289

>>57676277
He's been right for awhile. I want this nigger market to crash hard but there's too much inflation

>> No.57676294

>>57676282
>
What do you mean, it's still green

>> No.57676293

>>57676289
never bet with Cramer

>> No.57676303

>“Open your eyes, people,” Cramer said. “If you think that Nvidia’s quarter is one and done, you’re also thinking that AI is one and done.”
OH NONONONO

>> No.57676308

>>57676303
Le always inverse Cramer funny meme

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>>57676294
No it's not.

>> No.57676313

>>57676308
>"this time is different"

>> No.57676314

>>57676308
SELL NVDA REDDIT LE INVERT CRAMER REDDIT LOL ROFL

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>>57676308
Heh, I remember when Cramer did an analysis of service inflation back in October (I think, not sure) where he said it might pick inflation back up. That was a day before the inflation data. Then the data hit and revealed the opposite and markets pumped. That was bretty funny.
Bros, when do US futures open? How does MSFT, NVDA, and Apple look?

>> No.57676344

>>57676303
He literally wouldn't be able to explain to you what AI is.

>> No.57676353

What site simply states the % gain or loss of each stock per trading day? I want historical data going back years.

>> No.57676402

bought yinn after cutting 4k loss on yang
fuck this shit

>> No.57676423

I feel like we're in for something big in the next couple years, something they'll write about in the history books. A decade of unprecedented loose monetary policy, AI hype, geopolitical tensions and a generation of traders who haven't seen a real stock market crash has disconnected the market from reality.
I only wish I knew how to profit from it.

>> No.57676441

>>57676402
But Yang is Yinn and Yinn is Yang...

>> No.57676461

>>57676423
how can crashes even happen bro

>> No.57676497

>US MBA Mortgage Applications Feb 16: >-10.6% (prevR -3.3%)
>- 30-Yr MBA Mortgage Rate Feb 16: 7.06% (prev 6.87%)

Can we finally crash now?

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>>57676188
>TFW you don't have a conservative portfolio of 120% COINL and 160% BITX.

>> No.57676541

>>57676497
lol no

>> No.57676542

>>57676534
>>57676534
>>57676534
>>57676534
>>57676534
NEW

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>>57676497
That will simply drive up prices even more. Oh how terrible for the bull market. Come on bro, do you even?
The housing market is a strange one. Those that didn't get in during Covid really are fugged. That of course encompasses only zoomoids. But they will inherit their parents' houses so it cancels out

>> No.57676599

>>57676158
er was a good game though

>> No.57676611

NATGAS AND OIL
brings this bread to BOOMP limit.

>> No.57676618

>>57676441
if china stocks go up, our future is dark and doomed

>> No.57677502

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT