/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57671280]

It's Over Edition

>>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>
>>Financial TV Streams:
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/
>
>>Charts:
>https://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com
>https://www.koyfin.com/
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>
>>Screeners:
>https://finviz.com/
>https://www.tradingview.com/screener
>https://etfdb.com/
>
>>Options
>https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
>https://optionstrat.com/
>https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>
>>Pre-Market and Live data:
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://finance.yahoo.com/
>
>>Calendars
>https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>
>>Boomer Investing 101:
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>
>>Misc:
>https://tradingeconomics.com/
>https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
>https://market24hclock.com/
>https://wallmine.com/
>https://fintel.io/
>https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>https://brokerchooser.com/
>https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>
>Previous: >>57668842

[Anonymous No.57671290]

I really should stop looking at graphs so much

[Anonymous No.57671291]

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.57671310]

>>57671290
y = mx + b

[Anonymous No.57671324]

>>57671290
>goes slightly up
WE'RE BACK
>goes slightly down
IT'S BEYOND FUCKING OVER
>goes sideways
THE RIVER STYX

[Anonymous No.57671326]

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

[Anonymous No.57671337]

>>57671326
>not posting the objectively superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vp56IAkDJA

[Anonymous No.57671340]

Why doesn't Starbucks perform better in the market?

[Anonymous No.57671349]

>>57671340
Those fuckers are literally putting olive oil in coffee.

[Anonymous No.57671366]

>>57671349
Olive oil is good for you

[Anonymous No.57671368]

>o missed earnings
>again

i'm so sick of buying meme stocks shilled on this board.

[Anonymous No.57671369]

Look at the volume pouring into boil Bros. It's our time. UNL won't change much till tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57671382]

>>57671366
I like olive oil, don't want it in my coffee though

[Anonymous No.57671383]

>>57671368
no one shilled O
only dividend faggots and trannies. Buy VOO and chill. Or QQQ and HODL

[Anonymous No.57671386]

HALOgods we fuckin did it

[Anonymous No.57671395]

>>57671366
Yeah I put it in my pasta sauces, not my coffee lmao.

[Anonymous No.57671405]

This shit peaked

I can feel it

Mental illness and retardation can go on for a very long time, but it has to end at some point

[Anonymous No.57671416]

>>57671405
I'm barely in it, so if it goes up I win. If it dumps I wait and buy more...I win.

[Anonymous No.57671417]

>>57671405
>he didn't slurp the 5% off sale

[Anonymous No.57671422]

>>57671349
>He doesn't put the olive oil from the sardine can he ate for dinner last night in his coffee.
Simply ngmi.

[Anonymous No.57671426]

>>57671280
>$HE up
>$MPW up
I can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.57671446]

>>57671386
>Initiates $750m buyback program
>Expands Blood Gulch site
>Gets killimanjaro

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.57671447]

>>57671422
No, I use milk instead of being some greasy Med.

[Anonymous No.57671449]

>>57671405
>red before earnings means green report
Just letting you know anon its a fake out.

[Anonymous No.57671460]

I'm about to lose $200 after Nvidia reports massive losses tomorrow. It's over.

[Anonymous No.57671467]

>>57671447
>He doesn't eat sardines in olive oil, and on top of that he puts milk in his coffee instead of sardine can olive oil.
It's unequivocally over for you.

[Anonymous No.57671480]

>>57671460
The future is not yet written. And you don't need to gamble your money at a table where you have no edge.

[Anonymous No.57671483]

>>57671467
No, that sounds disgusting. At lest milk fat is emulsified. Holy fuck do you actually do this? Please tell me this is a prank.

[Anonymous No.57671485]

>>57671467
>He doesn't eat sardines in olive oil, and on top
For me its Kign Oscars macks.

[Anonymous No.57671492]

>>57671395
>>57671382
At least they aren't using a seed oil

[Anonymous No.57671501]

Biomemes will save the market

[Anonymous No.57671506]

>>57671483
Ok, It was a prank. I don't put sardine can olive oil in my coffee
>>57671485
Based.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57671507]

>>57671382
look different people do different things. my gookfu puts tobasco sauce in her coffee, and i tried it and it is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.57671508]

>>57671485
Have fun with your mercury poisoning.

[Anonymous No.57671513]

>>57671501
I'm just glad HALO isn't immediately tugging everyone.

[Anonymous No.57671516]

>Could have made 1% today
>Made -0,07%

The past month I placed my bets on LLY, GOOG, META and NVDA, sold everything last week (except for GOOG, sold if after the earnings report) and swamped everything for BRK.B today. I want to own some 120 shares, and on one hand I could start now and buy more as I go on working, on the other hand I could also just find some promissing tickers that outperform Berkshire so I have to work less months until i reach that stage. What would you do anons?

[Anonymous No.57671525]

>>57671513
*fuck, rugging

[Anonymous No.57671527]

>>57671405
>Mental illness and retardation can go on for a very long time, but it has to end at some point
4chan is proof that this is not true

[Anonymous No.57671530]

>>57671506
At least you got good taste in Hollywood whores.

[Anonymous No.57671535]

>>57671405
Any major company that wanted to ride the AI hype train would've ordered the hardware by now.

[Anonymous No.57671536]

>>57671516
Isn't Berkshire like 50% AAPL at this point? Plus random Dowshit like V and COST?

[Anonymous No.57671542]

>>57671530
T-thanks.

[Anonymous No.57671548]

>>57671542
Oh, it's you!

[Anonymous No.57671553]

CSCO going parabolic AH

[Anonymous No.57671554]

>>57671536
I think it´s something like 30. I think that portfolio you saw doesn´t take into account companies that are fully owned by Berkshire

[Anonymous No.57671562]

>>57671548
>Oh, it's you!
M-maybe It's me...

[Anonymous No.57671567]

>>57671554
Ok. Personally I don't like the idea of an index fund paired with the potential African American swan of Buffett dying.

[Anonymous No.57671586]

Cybersecuritybros…

[Anonymous No.57671587]

>>57671567
>93

Yeah, he does seem to have his succession planned out, but then again, just the sheer amount of money he is supposed to 'give away' by selling shares seems as if it will dilute the money by a shitload.

[Anonymous No.57671591]

>>57671554
Is it Burk-sure or Burk-shire?

[Anonymous No.57671611]

>>57671591
Bark-shoy-er

[Anonymous No.57671622]

>>57671586
WTF OUR SHARES GOT HACKED

[Anonymous No.57671621]

>>57671591
Sir, I believe it´s a shire at that way. Please be kind, it´s my wife.

[Anonymous No.57671623]

>>57671611
Is this some kinda weird New England accent?

[Anonymous No.57671624]

>>57671586
it's so over bros....J0DPH

[Anonymous No.57671639]

>>57671535
The demand vastly outweighs the supply, anon. NVDA can price gouge until AMD gets on their level. The bubble is not popping tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57671641]

>>57671623
Or Old English. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.57671660]

>>57671622
shares are safu

[Anonymous No.57671667]

>>57671586
my crwd is heeming.

[Anonymous No.57671676]

ENVX bouncing after hours. We're back poojeet scam bros

[Anonymous No.57671678]

NVDA already down 1.5% after hours.... BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.57671684]

HOLY SHIT BOIL UP 12% AFTER HOURS
>NATGAS
>BOIL
>NATGAS
>BOIL
NATGAS
>BOIL
>NATGAS
BOIL
IT'S OVER FOR KOLD NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57671686]

>>57671624
>pajeet company with 207 PE ratio in a highly competitive field
Surely no one thought it would pump

[Anonymous No.57671687]

>>57671624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa I almost had LT gains rate NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57671689]

>>57671417
Everyone selling NVDA today could have sold on Friday. Why did they wait? Did some earnings information leak?

[Anonymous No.57671699]

>>57671622
We got Mcaffee’ed

[Anonymous No.57671708]

>>57671291
>>57671516
Look into palantir mate, I don't want to spent 700 a share on NVDA. Palantir is a government contractor and as a nurse I'm bullish on their healthcare division. They work with cleveland clinic and the VA, foundry is in in 20% of US hospitals. Gotham is user by US army, Israel, and ukraine, it's AI that watches over satellites pretty much. Even if you aren't wholly confident, gamble 5% of your portfolio or regret it, I have 515 shares and my average is 16.40, I have some shares from 13.80, I'm not selling until 30 minimum, were at 23 today. 52 week high is 25, buy or you'll regret it just like NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57671711]

wen nvda earnings?

[Anonymous No.57671715]

>>57671708
>as a nurse
dance monkey

[Anonymous No.57671720]

>>57671708
No one can actually say what Palantir does except muh government contract.

[Anonymous No.57671724]

I am of the opinion that the stock market was generally red today, oil and gold and the 10 year bond market is at a resistance and they want to get through it. As long as the resistance holds, everything will stay low.

[Anonymous No.57671729]

What Tesla Calls are we slurping boys?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57671732]

>>57671720
They specialize in sex, yoga and swimming.

[Anonymous No.57671735]

>>57671405
> Mental illness and retardation can go on for a very long time, but it has to end at some point
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.57671736]

bill gates is selling, Zuck is selling, Bezos is selling ... everyone is selling for a while and yet mumoids still for le golden bullrun. delusional baggies

[Anonymous No.57671737]

>>57671708
This guy thinks we don’t know about Palantir.

[Anonymous No.57671741]

>>57671736
they're all selling to buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.57671742]

>>57671708
I will look into it, but I don´t really know about companies that are way far off either in earnings or assets and/or cash on hand from their market cap.

[Anonymous No.57671748]

>>57671729
I don’t think we are….

[Anonymous No.57671756]

>>57671748
>>57671729
We gotta be sneedy when others are fearful. It'll recover

[Anonymous No.57671762]

>>57671741
cope no one is buying NVDA rn

[Anonymous No.57671773]

And speaking of government contracts, how'd those government contracts work out for WKHS and GEVO?

[Anonymous No.57671781]

CNBC is saying the whole market depends on NVDA earnings. Not like this mumubros.

[Anonymous No.57671782]

>>57671762
Buying starts tommorow and ends on friday.

[Anonymous No.57671789]

Bears are dumb.

[Anonymous No.57671803]

smg are dumb

[Anonymous No.57671801]

>>57671715
I'm a 6'9 polack I take care of old white people because I don't want them to be abused by niggers. Also its AI proof I bet you're in IT or some dumb shit that a computer will replace while I help old white people, eat good leftovers free, and have 13k and a truck at 18.

[Anonymous No.57671805]

>>57671711
Wednesday, after the exchanges close.

[Anonymous No.57671808]

>>57671803
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57671818]

What news made naty fatty gasy jump

[Anonymous No.57671821]

ballistics are dumb

[Anonymous No.57671826]

>wanted to buy a handful of puts against NVDA on market open
>while applying, pretty sure I read something saying that I'd get some form of notice that I was approved, but never got shit, was told it could take up to 3 days
>turns out I was approved but never got the notification and missed a nice chunk of free cash

[Anonymous No.57671834]

this time is different

[Anonymous No.57671849]

>>57671720
Yeah maybe 18 months ago but they got good growth and took a client away from microsoft(coles). Also yeah betting on jewish nepotism is a good bet, ofcourse the CEO with the curly hair that loves israel is going to continue getting good contracts

[Anonymous No.57671851]

when did bobos become obsessed with the market crashing? is that the only way a bullrun ends?

[Anonymous No.57671855]

>>57671805
oh shit, I thought it was today
still time to slurp then
>>57671801
nice
I am 29 and about $100k, gonna get $1-200k of shares this year depending on when the bubble bursts and how badly it falls.
AI won't take my job within at least 5 (probably 10) years. I will be the one using AI to make jeets redundant. By that point my financial position will be secure.

[Anonymous No.57671864]

Something is happening.

[Anonymous No.57671867]

>>57671742
I think they are getting S&P inclusion in March, they deserve it more than Uber desu. I've been holding since July of 2023 up 50%, I think we still got 20-30% more to go

[Anonymous No.57671872]

>>57671818
Chesapeake cutting back: https://twitter.com/aaronbasile/status/1760057809385730382
https://twitter.com/BeenThereCap/status/1760068827365118111

(CHK still got heemed like 2% after hours)

[Anonymous No.57671877]

>HOLO down 75% to 16$ a pop now
is it gonna bounce up to 100 again bros...

[Anonymous No.57671883]

>>57671864
Wasn't there some satellite imagery of VZ beefing up their bases a week or two ago? Any other updates on their valiant defense in the War of Guyanese Aggression?

[Anonymous No.57671885]

Maybe it's not a AI bubble.
Maybe semiconductors is just the first sector to be bought in this never seen before golden bullrun.

[Anonymous No.57671893]

>>57671729

[Anonymous No.57671902]

>>57671855
>still time to slurp then
Unless the price goes up tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.57671915]

>>57671885
Maybe the real bubble was the friends we made along the way.

[Anonymous No.57671925]

NEWS
>nvidia will fuck the market regardless of whether its earnings are good or not
>stocks will probably continue to fall in march too, lol

[Anonymous No.57671931]

>>57671925
Sounds like we've got cheapies to slurp this spring then

[Anonymous No.57671932]

/Nat gas and /VX did well today...
The bad guys won today

[Anonymous No.57671934]

>>57671324
Nasdaq has double topped in the near term and is about to break that neck, then we return.

[Anonymous No.57671937]

>>57671925
>That late February seasonality

[Anonymous No.57671939]

>Me after opening leveraged shorts on NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.57671944]

>>57671932
Is palladium fucked or not? I mean, it's just for cars, right? But the world's always gonna have cars.

[Anonymous No.57671949]

>>57671902
you keep posting this, now i want to see it. what´s the name of the show?

>>57671867
>P/E ratio as of February 2024 (TTM): 407

My dude...

[Anonymous No.57671955]

>>57671939
i cant tell if this is AI or not, the text on the newspaper looks AI but all of the hands and feet are right wtf
bros?!

[Anonymous No.57671959]

>>57671944
"return to normal"

[Anonymous No.57671960]

>>57671422
>mfw I know my anon drinks the oil and other miscellaneous juices out of the can.

[Anonymous No.57671963]

>>57671955
check the demon teeth and the lipstache

[Anonymous No.57671971]

>>57671708
PLTR's really volatile. I'd go crazy unless I stopped myself from watching the price.

[Anonymous No.57671976]

>>57671949
Boku no Lum

[Anonymous No.57671985]

>>57671955
It's getting a little better. Who knew Coomers and Shitposters discovering a near infinite source of memes would be what advanced AI by incredible leaps and bounds.

[Anonymous No.57671998]

>>57671955
It's bing, the eyes often fuck up but you could fix in Photoshop

[Anonymous No.57672004]

>>57671949
>what´s the name of the show?
Urusei Yatsura. Here on /smg/, Lum is like a mascot for semiconductor stocks.

[Anonymous No.57672006]

Sector rotation

[Anonymous No.57672019]

>>57671949
You don't know who Lum is?
lol

[Anonymous No.57672023]

>NVDA +20% after earnings

[Anonymous No.57672024]

>>57671925
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.57672037]

>>57672023
>For 5 minutes
>AH selling kicks in
>Opens the next day down 30%

[Anonymous No.57672038]

NVDA report:
>New better AI centric cards
>5000 GPU series soon
>Partnership with OpenAI/MS
>New advanced AI software
>New AI subscription services
>Most sales and pre-sales ever
Its literally fucking over for bears.

[Anonymous No.57672040]

>>57672006
Tech to... oil.

[Anonymous No.57672043]

>>57672019
>cash pile
>pile adds up to less than $5000
What'd you buy with all that cash? An antique area rug?
I'd buy an antique area rug

[Anonymous No.57672044]

>DXY down
>10 year down
>stocks down
>bonds down
>gold down

what the fuck is actually happening right now? where is the money even going to?

[Anonymous No.57672055]

>>57672040
No chance. The communist bloc (Xi and Biden) have ample SPR reserves they'd dooomp. To say nothing of the Saudis and their spare capacity.

[Anonymous No.57672056]

>>57672019
her show is kind of boring
as a popular otaku/weeb character she is overhyped
and her blue rays are retarded expensive
and tiger print is for niggers

[Anonymous No.57672059]

>>57672043
They put it back in the bank after they got done taking their funny meme picture.

[Anonymous No.57672060]

...but what if Nvidia beats their estimates

[Anonymous No.57672061]

>>57672040
>Tech to... Boil.

[Anonymous No.57672062]

>>57672004
Stop spoonfeeding newfags.

[Anonymous No.57672072]

>>57672044
>where is the money even going to?
To Africa.

[Anonymous No.57672073]

>>57672044
If I have $1, and you have a share worth $1, and we realize the CEO of that share's company is a woman, suddenly I'd have $1 and you'd have $0.50.

Valuations can change without money "going" anywhere.

[Anonymous No.57672078]

>>57672060
They will, and the price targets will be raised

[Anonymous No.57672080]

>>57672044
Me.

[Anonymous No.57672082]

>>57672060
See >>57671925

[Anonymous No.57672084]

>>57672060
They'd not beat by enough. Or their guidance wouldn't be raised by enough. If the market wants to sell off, it'll sell off. Them's the earnings season rules.

[Anonymous No.57672091]

>>57672044
rebalance

[Anonymous No.57672121]

I made 400$ selling puts on NVDA and QQQ that I bought last friday. Still holding a good chunk of QQQ puts till expy. I plan on making 5 figs with this lot! Bulls are fucking retarded for buying the top in this economy.

[Anonymous No.57672129]

>>57671280
What happened to Palo alto :/

[Anonymous No.57672131]

>>57671280
Someone shill against peteobrasil for me, i need an opposing opinion

[Anonymous No.57672132]

I'm still 50% cash.

[Anonymous No.57672138]

>>57672040
Amen

[Anonymous No.57672145]

>>57672129
Ain't so alto no more.

[Anonymous No.57672147]

>>57672129

[Anonymous No.57672155]

>>57672121
I'm buying your mom in this economy

>>57672131
20% dividends and 70% growth TTM are, uh, bad

[Anonymous No.57672167]

>>57671789
Not today.

[Anonymous No.57672178]

>>57672129
CEOs are pushing back against fake and gay spending on cybersecurity.

[Anonymous No.57672195]

/smg/ we're saved

[Anonymous No.57672201]

>>57672060
It's completely not outlandish. It is worth considering. But you have to understand that a lot of these shares are gonna change hands regardless.

They are SO many people that simply CAN'T hold this stock any longer, it's burning holes in their hands, and some of them actually have bosses too that are going to say, "Sell" unless Nvidia surprises as BIGLY as they did last May.

They need to surprise us as bigly as they did last May. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57672208]

>>57672145
No porfavor

[Anonymous No.57672218]

>>57672131
>You care about ESG, right, anon?

[Anonymous No.57672228]

Have you ever voted at AGM with your shares?

[Anonymous No.57672231]

>>57672208
More like poorfavor lmao gottem.

[Anonymous No.57672236]

>>57672167
>>57672155
>>57672147
>>57672145
>>57672138
https://pastebin.com/qdeAqRLK

[Anonymous No.57672251]

bros...

[Anonymous No.57672262]

>>57672044
>>10 year down
>>bonds down
what? what kind of bonds?

[Anonymous No.57672273]

>>57671280
How'd everyone's day go? I'm down 1.03% today, but for the week still up 0.66% but it will probably continue to drop tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57672279]

Another day. Had some spare green. Bagged more KO shares right at 9:30 while it was still under 60. Checked the "Where's my Refund?" thing. Says fat refund is a coming on 2-23. What progress. I just filed uh on the 16th.

[Anonymous No.57672280]

>>57672273
>>57671280

[Anonymous No.57672287]

What is up with BOIL after hours?

[Anonymous No.57672300]

>>57672228
Your vote will never matter, but sometimes it can be funny.

[Anonymous No.57672318]

>>57672287
See >>57671872

[Anonymous No.57672319]

>>57672300
What companies do you vote on?

[Anonymous No.57672321]

>>57671280
As watched, SOXL is forming a double top. But it's NOT confirmed yet, which means it could be forming a double bottom. A double top is confirmed when it breaks below the bottom of the first leg.

Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57672333]

>>57672319
Just like in politics, I don't have a large enough position in any company to make voting worthwhile. I'm not a fucking hedge fund.

[Anonymous No.57672341]

>>57672321
tmr NVDA good earning fuck puts and it becomes double bottom.

[Anonymous No.57672343]

>>57672155
Bought at 7 bucks as well, waiting for it to go back down. Dividends feed me and help my stack of metals increase in size

[Anonymous No.57672345]

>>57672300
I always vote against the retarded inclusivity and environmental garbage that is spammed at every company.

[Anonymous No.57672356]

>>57672195
>The day /smg/ was saved from soxl trannies
Fithos! Lusec! Wecos! Vinosec!

[Anonymous No.57672363]

>>57672273
>Buying power is only $3.15
LMAO DIS NIGGA GOT NO BUYING POWER

[Anonymous No.57672374]

>>57671872

Thanks, how much higher do you think this is going to run?

[Anonymous No.57672385]

>>57671708
Well, it might be a good INVOOSTMENT, and probably is indeed a good INVOOSTMENT long term, what with being part of the
GREAT
BEAST
SIX
SIX
SIX
and all, but the thing is that is has nothing to do with
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
so is therefore
GAY
>GAY
GAY
on top of being
ANTICHRIST
>ANTICHRIST
ANTICHRIST
which I hate.
I am seriously considering buying some non
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
equities at some point, but I am hoping the feeling goes away before I actually do. If the feeling persists and I do buy some STOOKS that have nothing to do with
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
then I will remember what you have said here but man, it would be so fucking
GAY
>GAY
GAY
I really hope to overcome this feeling and just wind up sticking to
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NAT
GAS
AND
OIL
I
L
.

[Anonymous No.57672393]

>>57672374
No clue. Ask our resident expert NAT GAS trader. He's got a very distinctive poasting style: >>57672385

[Anonymous No.57672400]

>>57672356
I don't know why you guys are so scared of leveraged returns. To be fair I'm a SOXS tranny and that man does not look unacceptable. I'll fight every one of you nerds

[Anonymous No.57672425]

I just finished watching Mia Lee’s latest finance video. This one was about asset allocation. The best one yet for sure.

[Anonymous No.57672426]

>>57672400
>scared of leveraged returns
I'm not, I'm in YINN. SOXL is just gay as f

[Anonymous No.57672438]

>>57672374

[Anonymous No.57672441]

>>57672425
I'm watching the most recent Tommy G video :)
"On the Block with Pimps and Prostitutes"
I hope I can see some prosti titties

[Anonymous No.57672458]

>>57672441
You literally can in Mia’s new video, lol.

[Anonymous No.57672460]

>>57671885
As someone who's been studying AI for several years now I think it's legitimately not a bubble and shit's about to get scary.
>Implying it wasn't already scary

[Anonymous No.57672467]

Does Fidelity allow for call options to be purchased during extended hours?

[Anonymous No.57672483]

>>57672467
>Fidelity
*Fagelity

[Anonymous No.57672495]

>>57672483
Noted
Do they though?

[Anonymous No.57672504]

>>57671851
Back in the South Sea Company days. During the Bronze Age Collapse we didn't have a modern stock market, but that was the greatest crash yet.

[Anonymous No.57672513]

>dont have extended hours trading
>nvda earnings are after bell ring
why is this legal? holy shit

[Anonymous No.57672537]

Someone hack nvda account on X
Post fake earnings report
Get some cheap shares

Is this possible? sec has been hacked before

[Anonymous No.57672541]

>>57672495
>>57672438

[Anonymous No.57672542]

>>57672279
>No income is passive enough for the boomer

[Anonymous No.57672547]

>>57672321
>wait for it to hit support before going short on double top
Ok buddy

[Anonymous No.57672548]

>>57672495
I don't think so from what I can see on the options trading page, but I'm very new to Fidelity options.

[Anonymous No.57672606]

>>57672460
>shit's about to get scary.

[Anonymous No.57672610]

>>57672606
I like you, margincallanon

[Anonymous No.57672615]

>>57671422
>>57671467
>>57671485
I like the sardines and mustard sauces so much I save the left over mustard to put on hot dogs, burgers, and tendies. Also, paprika and hot chocolate go well together. Buy oil (sardine or other)

[Anonymous No.57672616]

>>57672513
yeah that's bullshit. they want me to panic sell my whole portfolio outside market hours. at least that is what bears here suggest.

[Anonymous No.57672617]

>>57672606
i watched this the other day and it was a bit crap tbqh

[Anonymous No.57672619]

>>57672537
Some dude got busted a while back doing something similar with a newswire service. Matt Levine had a whole writeup on that: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-11-30/fake-wework-rescuer-was-an-hour-late

But no, NVDA does not just tweet out earnings reports.

[Anonymous No.57672621]

Nvidia earnings expectations
Number go up or down?

[Anonymous No.57672636]

>>57672621
if they are good earnings then probably nothing much, most people wont panic sell after hours

[Anonymous No.57672640]

>>57672467
>>57672548
Thx anon, I called, Fagelity users can trade options during extended hours but only in pre-market and it has to be done through the Active Trader Pro software

[Anonymous No.57672642]

>>57672617
You probably had to be around for 2008 to "get" it. If you want something a little less dry, The Big Short is respectable.

[Anonymous No.57672652]

>>57671976
>>57672004
thanks dudes, even if it turns out boring, at least it will be better than the highschool shit and girl´s show that the nips have doing as of late

>>57672019
now i know.

[Anonymous No.57672653]

>>57672621
$450 friday market close

[Anonymous No.57672660]

>>57672642
Big Short was even worse. Steve Carrells whiny jew voice and Christian Bale acting like an autistic child was just too much

[Anonymous No.57672664]

>>57672467
It might be beyond the budget of most folks here, especially with NVDA, but remember you don't need to buy/sell your calls/puts themselves after hours to close a position.

If you're bagholding a call that you think will plunge, you can just short 100 shares (or rather 100*the delta of your call) and cancel things out.

[Anonymous No.57672666]

>>57671562
would/10
>no homo

[Anonymous No.57672674]

>>57672660
Well then I'll just have to recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--H8SY334Zw

[Anonymous No.57672681]

>>57672617
it was a crap movie that said absolutely nothing.
wall street 2 was equally as bad as it drew hilariously wrong conclusions about muh crisis. (it even suggested that higher ups in finance had a conscience because shelly lebuffs boss threw himself in front of a subway train. lol, lmao even. like a single banker ever done that. the jumping bankers are a meme as well and never happened)

the only good movie that is mostly fact based is the big short. it of course didn't tell you the why, how and anything else that you'd truly want to know but it's surface level accurate. also it featured margot robbies best acting role.

[Anonymous No.57672684]

>>57672674
neat, will watch tonight, thanks bro

[Anonymous No.57672695]

>>57672664
Definitely beyond my budget, I'm eyeing call options on a stock that's valued at 1/200 NVDA

[Anonymous No.57672696]

>>57672660
i feel digusted having replied to you at all.

[Anonymous No.57672697]

>>57672674
I'll recommend this gem

https://youtu.be/RGl7tLJXRUQ?si=pSlpdWkT9E0jEgP-

In 1987 PBS released a documentary called 'Trader' featuring legendary hedge fund manager Paul Tudor Jones and his firm Tudor Investments.

But the film was never given a chance to catch on. PTJ hated it, and bought up almost all the copies of the film as soon as he could. Every now and again a copy surfaces online (like yesterday — it's already down)

[Anonymous No.57672702]

>>57672681
>also it featured margot robbies best acting role.
that would be Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which i also watched this weekend and very much enjoyed

[Anonymous No.57672708]

>>57672697
Some speculate that PTJ felt that his trading secrets were revealed in the documentary. Others suggest that he was embarrassed of how he looked while he was trading.

Regardless, there's never been an official answer to this question so there's always room for more theories as to why PTJ killed this documentary

[Anonymous No.57672710]

>>57672547
I've already been short. I'm just not trying to send people in the wrong direction. My definition of a DOUBLE-TOP and DOUBLE-BOTTOM
Comes from Investopedia.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/doubletop.asp

[Anonymous No.57672712]

>>57672681
Yeah if you want information, that's why books exist. And Michael Lewis is a damn easy read.

[Anonymous No.57672713]

>>57672696
your problem m8

[Anonymous No.57672716]

>>57672702
what's the big deal with that movie? I didn't enjoy. I feel like everyone just wants to choke on Tarantino's cock all the time

[Anonymous No.57672718]

>>57672716
were there feet in the movie?

[Anonymous No.57672722]

>>57672716
It's a coddled American/Californian Boomer indulgence. To them, something like the Manson murders were horrific and scarring.

[Anonymous No.57672732]

>>57672716
White European incels crave that uncircumcised kike dick.

[Anonymous No.57672735]

>>57672718
there are so much, Tarantino went overboard with it

[Anonymous No.57672736]

>>57672718
found my answer
I understand lmao

[Anonymous No.57672756]

>watching anything other than WESTERNS

[Anonymous No.57672764]

sold some calls and feeling really fucking smug right now
ask me anything

[Anonymous No.57672776]

>>57672764
what are you having for dinner tonight?

[Anonymous No.57672780]

>>57672764
which stonk?
what strike price?

[Anonymous No.57672788]

>NVDA Niggers
>SMCI Sissies
>ARM Austists
You all listened to baggot and now you are paying the price. You bought baggot's baggies. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.57672806]

>check folio
>my JNJ doing fine
feels good to not own shit companies. Graphics chips and cybersecurity toys get heemed.

[Anonymous No.57672814]

What is the most antisemitic stock ticker? I want to go all in on antisemitism. Noticing is about to go parabolic.

[Anonymous No.57672815]

>>57672776
bbq chicken breasts, thighs and shrimp skewers

>>57672780
overleveraged semilumductors
$38 strike, 3/1 expiry

[Anonymous No.57672817]

>>57672806
still can't believe talcum powder is fucking cancerous what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57672824]

>>57671280
Hope you sold the top mumu
we won't see 5K again for a loooong time...

[Anonymous No.57672826]

>>57672817
it's cheaper to pay legal fees than fix the product

[Anonymous No.57672829]

ok let me redpill you on all this nostalgia bonerness bullshit when it comes to muh finance and investing and muh legendary investors

tl;dr it's all bullshit and romanticized faggotry
>>57672674
take this one for example.
>>57672702
these people standing in muh pits screaming and yelling at each other had zero clue about finance, trading, investing, economics or the market in general.
what was their edge?
>vibe
vibe and vibe alone. the ones that were successful had a talent (and or gift) to read a room, to guess emotional momentum of a crowd. entirely soft skill and luck based.
two things they had to possess to succeed: vibe-meter and luck. nothing more.
it becomes obvious when you realize that the pit itself was nothing more than pubsports screaming and yelling and betting and shoving. you can find that at any british bookmaker, pub, race track etc.
these people were successful gamblers.
i'm being proven correct in my assumptions as most were unable to make the transition to electronic trading.
why?
there was no more room to read from them. no more shouts, sweat, odors, feromones, etc...
also that one dude had extremely repressed cocklust as he had to suck on a cigar all day long.
>>57672697
now let me get to this one of muh legendary investor.
oh yeah how savvy they were.
may i remind you that if you were to look at a longer term chart of the s&p 500 you realize that there were ONLY TWO 5 YEAR INCREMENTS (with freely chosen starting points) IN WHICH THERE WAS A DRAWDOWN OF A MERE 25%.
think about that for a moment.
>you never lost more than 25% of your initial investment over a 5 year period
>there has never been a time in which the following two years didn't catapult you back to at least the break even point
now tell me what the finesse of these people (muh legendary investors) were if the s&p 500 has proven itself to be foolproof for decade after decade after decade?
these people would all be trillionaires if they actually did beat le markets consistently

[Anonymous No.57672846]

>>57672814
EIS doesn't have an options chain but you can always short it.

[Anonymous No.57672856]

>>57672817
People want the powder anon. Now go make more AI pictures for your leatherman stock. Bandaids always gonna sell.

[Anonymous No.57672857]

>>57672776
Elk burger

[Anonymous No.57672863]

>>57672385
Is BP a buy?

[Anonymous No.57672864]

>>57672856
yeah but it is all cornstarch now and food for bacteria and shit

[Anonymous No.57672867]

>>57672829
you are on meth aren't you?

[Anonymous No.57672876]

>>57672824
We'll see it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57672883]

>>57672867
Agreed. I know a meth induced rant when I see one

[Anonymous No.57672897]

>>57672776
2 pouches of Rice O Roni heat and eat spanish rice pouches (Ticker PEP)

1 bag of bird's eye steamed broccoli (Ticker CAG)

Handful of Honey breaded chicken tenders (Ticker TSN)

[Anonymous No.57672903]

>>57672867
>>57672883
tell me where I'm incorrect though
i just had it with this crap
in one of those self fellating nostalgia pieces the sosnoff sidekick was featured... that anthony battista guy. he was a pubsportspittard as well.
look how well his trade suggestions are doing nowadays. all in the red while the s&p 500 has been green for decades.
again, if he were good at investing he'd be a trillionaire by now.

[Anonymous No.57672930]

>>57672897
Why the fuck did CAG rally so hard today?

Also PPC>TSN

[Anonymous No.57672932]

>>57672764
May it be kickass and BLESSED
as it should be according to SENSE.

[Anonymous No.57672935]

>>57672903
if you had watched the documentary you'd know that the great thing about it is that PTJ wants it gone. Because he is looking exactly like the guy you say he is. In hindsight it is clear that he had no idea what he was doing.
But still I like him as a person and I think this documentary is a great piece of art.

[Anonymous No.57672947]

>>57672788
That's what they get for INVOOSTING in the ANTICHRIST.>>576728

[Anonymous No.57672953]

>>57672776
KR brand penne and KR bran dmeatballs with lots of KR brand shredded parm

[Anonymous No.57672962]

>>57672897
Is it just me or is tyson chicken tougher/has more grisle recently. Seems like they feed them worse

[Anonymous No.57672967]

>>57672776
Saltines

[Anonymous No.57672968]

>>57672953
hey wait you aren't dead?

[Anonymous No.57672971]

>>57672930
Never had any pilgrim's pride products, from what i've read about CAG is they are catering to people on weight loss drugs. A lot of their products you can microwave and steam in the bag which makes sense. They've been down the last couple months so maybe this is a good entry point

[Anonymous No.57672974]

>The SSE and the SZSE have suspended the accounts of Ningbo Lingjun Investment Management Partnership, a prominent quantitative hedge fund in #China, for three days. The measure ensued after the fund swiftly offloaded shares worth 2.57 billion yuan within a single minute on Monday.

What was that order you wanted to place, China bears?

Are you sure you want to do that?

[Anonymous No.57672977]

>>57672947
I started replying to >>57672863
while awaiting the countdown and NOOTICED without time to get all of the REF delet.
I don't fuck with companies, only
FUTURES PRICES
BASED
ETFs.
Company prices are essentially random and arbitrary. Futures prices have RANGE TENDOONCIES.

[Anonymous No.57672981]

>>57672968
Some of the KR brand foods are pretty bad, but not enough to kill anyone (usually)

[Anonymous No.57672994]

>>57672962
I haven't noticed personally, but I wouldn't be surprised if they are slipping in textured vegetable protein into their products to keep prices down which often times creates that spongy tough texture

[Anonymous No.57672995]

>>57672974
Appear strong when you are weak.
>t. Some war dude

[Anonymous No.57673009]

>>57672776
AMZN tuna with salad and AMZN kidney beans

[Anonymous No.57673014]

>>57672995
>buy when there is blood in the streets
That's why i'm long NYCB. I'll hold this shit until it gets delisted if I have to. If I lose every dollar i'll still feel nothing

[Anonymous No.57673029]

HEY I JUST BOUGHT YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY CONTRACT
SO CALL ME MAYBE

[Anonymous No.57673034]

>>57673009
>prompt: Taylor Swift but make him almost able to pass again

[Anonymous No.57673036]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.57673046]

>>57673029
Carly Rae Jepsen would be a dogshit investor. 100% guaranteed.

Probably long CHWY and ARKK.

[Anonymous No.57673057]

>>57673036
What? What about it? Don't you every actually say anything about that fucking stock?
...Sorry, I've been having a rough day.

[Anonymous No.57673100]

>>57672345
sure showed Larry Fink with your one billionth of the total votes

[Anonymous No.57673117]

>>57673046
AND ALL THE BOBO BEARS
TRY TO PHASE ME
BUT I'M STILL BUYING
SO CALL ME MAYBE

[Anonymous No.57673126]

>>57673100
Bro, they basically always lose, retard. Clearly youve never payed attention to an earnings call.

[Anonymous No.57673138]

I just bought TQQQ calls what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.57673146]

Thinking of shorting CRWD at premarket. too late?

[Anonymous No.57673149]

>>57673126
look how many dubs I got ITT and look at how many you got
I accept your apology in advance

[Anonymous No.57673175]

>>57672897
Mr Rockerfeller, I just watched your video. It was informative and brilliant as always. Keep doing the Lord's work.

[Anonymous No.57673185]

>>57673175
Thank you anon, I do this for the general.

[Anonymous No.57673191]

You DID buy more SMCI after hearing the new price target is $1,300, right anon? It's going to the moon!

[Anonymous No.57673210]

>>57673191
bot buying tech until I get that third leg down Mott Capital promised me

[Anonymous No.57673211]

>>57673185

[Anonymous No.57673219]

>>57673210
>bot
not

[Anonymous No.57673222]

OK I'm about ready to get out of NVDA. Cost basis is 326

[Anonymous No.57673243]

>>57673222
Take profits, that's a lot of money

[Anonymous No.57673253]

>>57673138
Maybe a quick bounce, but god help you once NVDA releases earnings.

[Anonymous No.57673265]

>>57673222
I'd hold if you don't need the cash. Even if earnings dumps you won't feel pain and then it will go back up. That's what I'd do if I got in when you did.

[Anonymous No.57673287]

>made money on stock market
>feel bad about not making more money on stock market
like this is mental illness or something right? I feel like shit cause I didnt go all in on nvidia

[Anonymous No.57673293]

>>57673222
I youre worried about it going down, you can just buy a short term put instead. Or just cover your cost basis.
The question is, what are you going to do with that money? (also remember to keep enough to pay taxes about $9k on the low side)

[Anonymous No.57673302]

>>57673287
It is a mental illness that you need to learn to suppress. Its called "greed"

[Anonymous No.57673335]

>>57673243
>>57673265
I may revisit this order but I don't want to be stuck looking at charts tomorrow and Wed.

>>57673293
I don't buy options, I mostly write them and make money off gamblers. I'm actually hoping NVDA announces a big split so I can sell a chunk and still have >100 for option writing. Also fuck taxes.

[Anonymous No.57673338]

>>57671483

Built for BBC.

Buy PLTR.

[Anonymous No.57673350]

>>57673287
Comparison is the thief of joy.

[Anonymous No.57673371]

>>57673338
kys

[Anonymous No.57673375]

>hmmm
>what do we have today
>let's see
>NIGGERS, JEWS, NIGGERS, JEWS, JEWS, JEWS, NIGGERS, WOMEN, FAGGOTS, JEWS, NIGGERS, FAGGOTS, NIGGERS, JEWS, FAGGOT NIGGER JEWS, WOMEN, NIGGERS, JEWS, FAGGOTS, TROONS, JEWS

[Anonymous No.57673382]

I owe federal taxes for the first time this year :(

[Anonymous No.57673389]

>>57673382
pay up chud

[Anonymous No.57673398]

>>57673375
still not buying natgas

[Anonymous No.57673404]

>>57673398
Me either yet.

[Anonymous No.57673411]

>>57673146
I hope so. I own some CRWD!

[Anonymous No.57673428]

>tfw you did not go all in on MOGLF
>tfw you will never be able to afford a yurt

[Anonymous No.57673444]

baking
>>57673434
>>57673434

[Anonymous No.57673467]

>>57673444
checked
but there's still a little life left in this one

[Anonymous No.57673585]

>>57673467
This, but at least NATGAS AND OIL tho.

[Anonymous No.57673703]

>>57673467
Let it go to hospice. Whatever hospice REIT pays the highest divvy.

[Anonymous No.57673819]

>>57673382
have you decided if you are going to pay or die in a shootout yet?

[Anonymous No.57674532]

>>57673585
It would be such a shame to have these
FIVE BOOMPARINOS
left and just let them go to total fuckin waste when they could have been used to say
NATGAS
AND
OIL
instead.