/smg/ soft landing edish

[Anonymous No.57666235]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for BOIL bagholders
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/57654481#top

Previously >>57662690

[Anonymous No.57666249]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57666252]

>wanted to link my pay pal account so i can put funds from it, into my fidelity account
>its one of the most bullshit experiences i have ever had
Fuck it, just gonna link my bank!

[Anonymous No.57666260]

nigger

[Anonymous No.57666261]

Are you guys ready for sector rotation?

[Anonymous No.57666267]

>>57666252
My bank froze my account because I traveled 1 hour away over state lines and tried to use my debit card without telling them. Now I am behind on bill payments. I am going to go in today and withdraw every cent

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57666268]

Good Morning

I hope you all have a wonderful day and make some money. NVDA is going to beat on earnings tomorrow and send us even higher.
#BuyEveryDip. #ThankYou4Reading.

[Anonymous No.57666270]

Stop me from buying 50k worth of IBIT at open.

[Anonymous No.57666276]

What’s everybody betting on today? I wrote some iron condors on SPY over the weekend that might get got

[Anonymous No.57666279]

This is going to be a green day. I know it in my heart.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57666282]

>>57666267
>HE CROSSED STATE LINES!!!!

[Anonymous No.57666286]

>>57666249
I took Rocker's advice and bought it at like $110.

[Anonymous No.57666292]

>>57666268
top is in

[Anonymous No.57666296]

>>57666267
Mine did this a couple times. After a few ranty phone calls they quit it.

[Anonymous No.57666302]

>>57666282
Literally this. I am going to give them an earful later.
Hanging out with my wife and extended family, I try to pay for museum tickets and my card gets denied so my wife has to pay and I look like a deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.57666305]

What is the macro news?
Is anything happening this week?
Did anything happen yesterday or late last week?

[Anonymous No.57666306]

>>57666286
It will get back there eventually

[Anonymous No.57666307]

Good morning frens. Make money today

[Anonymous No.57666309]

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57665911
>>57665911

[Anonymous No.57666313]

>>57666305
Gates sold off 3% of the foundation's portfolio

[Anonymous No.57666314]

>>57666267
My bank isnt that bad but damn is it a pain in my ass sometimes. It hates streamelements for some reason and everytime i try and tip a streamer with it. It declines it. DESPITE ME SAYING THAT YES, I APPROVE THE TRANSACTION! MULTIPLE TIMES!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57666316]

>>57666302
>ID: Cuck+

[Anonymous No.57666317]

>>57666307
T-thanks. Y-you t-too!

[Anonymous No.57666320]

>>57666309
smg is already boomer general. Is dig greatest generation general? Silent generation general?

[Anonymous No.57666325]

gm and fuck your NVDA calls

[Anonymous No.57666328]

nividia earnings when?

[Anonymous No.57666332]

>>57666316
Wtf
It's over

[Anonymous No.57666333]

>>57666320
How does generational wealth generation sound to you

[Anonymous No.57666334]

>>57666314
Your bank is trying to save you from throwing your money away, anon. Be appreciative.

[Anonymous No.57666342]

>>57666314
>It hates streamelements for some reason and everytime i try and tip a streamer with it. It declines it
based

[Anonymous No.57666345]

>>57666307
what do the numbers mean

[Anonymous No.57666351]

oh shit oh fuck oh shit

[Anonymous No.57666352]

>>57666328
Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57666359]

>>57666345
It's low float stocks with especially high volume that are mooning or dumping in pre-market. If you want to make money you go where the action is and that's where the action is

[Anonymous No.57666361]

>>57666351
what?

[Anonymous No.57666367]

>>57666359
I will buy GOOD

[Anonymous No.57666373]

God fucking dammit I'm going to be at work when NVDA earnings come out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57666375]

>>57666314
This is the first time I've heard that make sense.

[Anonymous No.57666378]

>>57666334
>>57666342
But anon...i also watch streamers on twitch! I buy 20 dollars in bits every so often because tts funny!

[Anonymous No.57666385]

I feel the urge to short something, anything. Tell me what to short.

[Anonymous No.57666386]

>>57666385
SCMI

[Anonymous No.57666389]

>>57666385
SPRC

[Anonymous No.57666393]

>>57666314
They should just take your money away from you

[Anonymous No.57666394]

>>57666385
Bitcoin unironically. Alternatively, SPX

[Anonymous No.57666396]

>>57666302
AHAHAHAHA THIS POORFAG ISN'T PAYING WITH HIS APPLE WATCH

[Anonymous No.57666398]

I don't know if I'll make it anymore

[Anonymous No.57666404]

German anons, what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.57666406]

>>57666398
>>57665911

[Anonymous No.57666409]

>>57666404
You mean turk anons I assume?

[Anonymous No.57666417]

shocking revelations from futures, stocks do not in fact stay above 5000 forever

[Anonymous No.57666420]

>>57666417
but E500 is still over $5000

[Anonymous No.57666422]

>>57666404
not consooming, not at all. My computer is making problems though and I can't play fornite with my nephew and I can't get behind the reason. The graphics card has a weird issue, it has 3 connection, 2 DP and 1x dvi. The one DP is somehow fucked as I get less FPS with it. But also the good port makes problems if I twist a little the cable. The PC just crashes. But the internet also makes problems and I think it is actually the port (the thing where you put the ethernet cable in). Even if I could return, how are they going to fix this?

And I don't want to buy another, even if it 100-150 euros. I just want to gamble my money on the stock market, simple as.

[Anonymous No.57666443]

>>57666422
The weird thing is I can play alone, 50-120 fps depending on environment, but sometimes very weird sudden drops for a millisecond.

But when I join his group or he in mine, my Fortnite crashes. Absolutely retarded bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57666450]

>>57666422
>computer is making problems
Why is German ESL the best ESL?

[Anonymous No.57666459]

>>57666267
Not just you man. This happens with US banks a lot because our banking industry was too retarded to implement chip and pin correctly, making it trivial to card skim in fucking 2024. So they use extremely zealous and stupid heuristic fraud detection. I've run into problems more with credit than debit, but I charge credit far more often.
One time I got a transaction blocked while trying to book a plane ticket to Canada, through the card company's booking system. Motherfucker what, I literally put in my passport info during booking, while logged into your system. How the fuck can this be fraudulent? Who else could possibly be getting on that plane? So I call them and say yes, I'm going to Canada. Okay thanks. Few weeks later fly there, first transaction at a grocery store near the airport. Transaction blocked, card frozen. "Are you in Canada?". Jesus fucking christ. It's like living in the stone ages.

[Anonymous No.57666465]

>>57666450
>
I actually could write it better, but considering my post is longer, I didn't want to look after the fitting words. You would understand me, and that is enough.

[Anonymous No.57666474]

Wow nvidia calls are at an all time high among retail traders!

[Anonymous No.57666486]

>>57666465
>didn't want to look after the fitting words
I really like the way you guys talk. I was just pointing out that you can spot it from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.57666499]

>>57666474
How did you find this information?

[Anonymous No.57666505]

>>57666474
let the heeming begin

[Anonymous No.57666507]

>>57666486
It all rests on NVDA earnings tomorrow. If they have good things to say SPY will be at 550 next month. If they disappoint the entire AI bubble will pop, the market plunges 20%, and the most predicted recession in history begins. Gonna be an interesting next couple of days

[Anonymous No.57666513]

>>57666507
meant for >>57666474

[Anonymous No.57666516]

with so many people being bullish and bearish on NVDA I'll predict that it will... crab, everyone gets fucked

[Anonymous No.57666521]

>>57666507
The AI bubble will pop but then reinflate next month.

[Anonymous No.57666532]

>>57666507
The AI bubble has only just begun so it's too early for it to pop. NVDA pumps to $1k after earnings imo. I don't have the balls to bet on it though.

[Anonymous No.57666534]

>>57666516
>don't they know the real power in the markets are internet posts
No matter where I go, fence shitters are always retarded.

[Anonymous No.57666540]

>>57666507
>Most predicted recession in history
Big Money isn't going to let retail win, ever. If retail has been positioning for Le Recession for months it's almost a guarantee that we're going to moon.

[Anonymous No.57666544]

is natural gas going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57666545]

>Hear that to live off of dividends you have to have about 1.3million already invested
Bros, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57666547]

>>57666267
>meanwhile I am leaving the country and its fine
what trash bank do you use?

[Anonymous No.57666555]

>>57666545
Surely if you invest only in dividend stocks, you'll accumulate the $1.3 million in no time

[Anonymous No.57666560]

>>57666555
I know that isnt how it works. Its just that fact feels crazy to a guy like me.

[Anonymous No.57666571]

>>57666555
dumb post but checked anyway

>>57666545
depends on what you wanna do desu
if you're cool with minimalist life you can do perfectly fine with just a couple hundred k in SCHD

[Anonymous No.57666586]

>>57666545
SPY covered calls are the better way to go.

[Anonymous No.57666587]

I feel like NOTHING will happen till after the election

[Anonymous No.57666593]

Dividends are worse than interest (bonds) as dividends can be lowered or cut
>BAYER
and your initial capital can decrease
>BAYER

[Anonymous No.57666603]

>>57666474
it's option so it won't be exit liquidity for big money

[Anonymous No.57666608]

>>57666593
Woah is that an example of a company performing poorly? Man I wish I could find some growth stocks that decreased in value but I just can’t find any

[Anonymous No.57666616]

GATHER AROUND FOR I WILL TELL OF THE PROPHECY
>Sell off has started don't buy till 4400 range
>Stocks will rally hard into election
>Trump will win sell the blowoff top near 5200 range
>Recession is dumped on Trump
>Money printer comes on and rates go back to historical lows on mild recession
>Inflation gets passed on to the next president
>Thus the cycle of can kicking continues

[Anonymous No.57666618]

all it takes is one simple fucky wucky for nvidia to drop like a rock. earnings have to be literally perfect for it not to. that is why i put literally all my money in nvd. simple as

[Anonymous No.57666620]

>>57666593
Nah dividends are kewl

[Anonymous No.57666626]

>>57666616
>Trump will win
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.57666627]

Tomorrow at approximately 3:59pm I will short NVDA

[Anonymous No.57666628]

>institutional traders get access to AI tools where they make billions per day for decades
>retail can’t even use open source data to make historical charts
It’s quite obvious they don’t want us to make it. I’m tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.57666639]

>>57666628
"institutional traders" make their own tools, midwit

[Anonymous No.57666641]

>>57666608
>Growth stocks
>dividends

[Anonymous No.57666655]

>>57666628
they also have billions of dollars to literally move the markets with. you will never have that.

[Anonymous No.57666657]

>>57666628
>It’s quite obvious they don’t want us to make it. I’m tired of this shit.
>"Bro the system is rigged! The people who got higher education and then a masters degree or PhD and create companies and proprietary software to use AI analytical tools and buy Bloomberg terminals to get data faster have an unfair advantage"
No. Fucking. Shit. Are you JUST now learning that life is unfair?

[Anonymous No.57666660]

>>57666641
Correct some of the most popular dividend stocks are also growth machines
>MSFT
>COST
>V

[Anonymous No.57666668]

>>57666540
True, now is the time to go all in on nvda.

[Anonymous No.57666680]

>>57666628
>AI shitter gets told to fuck off with his stupid questions by based AI gatekeeper
I have no sympathy

[Anonymous No.57666682]

>>57666666

[Anonymous No.57666691]

>>57666626
he will tho

[Anonymous No.57666692]

>>57666587
i love these AI pics. intoxicating. a dream generator. The average male brain doesn’t stand a chance, will become addicted. I better buy more AI stocks so I can afford the best AI GFs later

[Anonymous No.57666702]

>>57666660
???????

[Anonymous No.57666704]

>>57666267
>using a debit card
>giving scammers direct access to your bank account

My nigger in christ you need to get a credit card for the fraud protections. Just pay off the balance every week. Stop leaving your bank account’s asshole open to every stranger you meet.

[Anonymous No.57666712]

I have 50 Google, do I buy more or buy 25 MSFT?

[Anonymous No.57666724]

Open up the market right now

[Anonymous No.57666728]

>>57666712
200 ciscos

[Anonymous No.57666731]

I sold an INTC call @50$ for this week... I won't get executed, r-right mumusisters?

[Anonymous No.57666737]

>>57666702
>he doesn’t know about dividend growth
>he doesn’t know that MSFT has a high 10 year CAGR
Outed yourself as a retard

[Anonymous No.57666739]

>>57666712
Sell all Googles and ciscos, buy John Deere (bill gates just did this)

[Anonymous No.57666755]

>>57666731
probably not

[Anonymous No.57666760]

I am the generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.57666767]

>>57666760
you're the bottom alright

[Anonymous No.57666773]

>>57666760
homosex is gay

[Anonymous No.57666775]

>he's RED this morning
Let me put on my
BURGER
KING
CROWN

[Anonymous No.57666782]

>>57666739
>buying up shit tons of farmland
>buying up shit tons of DE (it's his 6th largest holding)
What's his endgame here?

[Anonymous No.57666791]

Bank of Canada thinks Canadian economy is like USA's and just followed their least. We're so clearly in a recession already it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.57666793]

It was nice of you too take me out for President's Day anon. Have a nice day. Go gettem~

[Anonymous No.57666803]

>>57666782
I've already told you NIGGERS over and over that it's fully automated AI bot farming of the future.

[Anonymous No.57666804]

>>57666767
Be restrictive on my throat artery flow policy daddy.

[Anonymous No.57666805]

>>57666791
>followed their least.
Follows their lead.


In other news, my bonds should print heavily today

[Anonymous No.57666814]

Posted without comment.

[Anonymous No.57666822]

>>57666627
>a day later

[Anonymous No.57666823]

>>57666422
Right click on start bar and go to device manager, right click on display adapter, uninstall the drivers, restart the comp and go to nvidias website and get there latest shit

[Anonymous No.57666830]

>>57666814
What is the interest rate prediction track record of the SOFR option market?

[Anonymous No.57666835]

>>57666830
what a stupid question to ask

[Anonymous No.57666854]

>>57666835
>predictive value no better than flipping a coin
That's what I thought

[Anonymous No.57666855]

>>57666791
So buy BNS?

[Anonymous No.57666858]

This thread is the best smg thread, ever. Full stop. No homo.

[Anonymous No.57666861]

>>57666858
give it 6 minutes

[Anonymous No.57666871]

Boss is lying about me on the PIP, saying my shit is late despite me waiting on another department work and communicating it to him…

It over isn’t it…

[Anonymous No.57666879]

up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and

[Anonymous No.57666881]

Today it will be green, r-right?

[Anonymous No.57666880]

>>57666871
This is why you never take corporate jobs seriously or expect them to last.

[Anonymous No.57666882]

those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad

[Anonymous No.57666883]

>>57666861
I’m just kidding. It’s dogshit. Doesn’t bode welll for markets

[Anonymous No.57666888]

SMCI baggies, are you ready?

[Anonymous No.57666892]

it's not going to open today is it?

[Anonymous No.57666893]

>>57666882

[Anonymous No.57666900]

>>57666892
market is gonna shit the bed today, buy NYSE puts, it will never open again
you have been warned

[Anonymous No.57666902]

*BANG* anon please save us... Please save us *BANG* anon

[Anonymous No.57666903]

>>57666855
I have some. It's kind of a steepening yield curve play. They're a good company and probably have the most potential for growth out of the banks

[Anonymous No.57666906]

>>57666704
I have my bank set up to ask permission for any transaction over $250. If someone tries to buy thousands of dollars worth of shit, I'll get a text and be able to put a stop to it. Its not hard. And if they get access to an ATM, thats insured.

[Anonymous No.57666909]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.57666919]

Welp

[Anonymous No.57666920]

>bang anon isn't here
it's over

[Anonymous No.57666924]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57666925]

>>57666902
What is this?

[Anonymous No.57666928]

>>57666903
Maybe a bull steepening play.

[Anonymous No.57666929]

*BANG*anon? Where are you?

[Anonymous No.57666931]

.

[Anonymous No.57666932]

okk wtf?

[Anonymous No.57666937]

SELL SELL SELL! THERE WAS NO BANG I REPEAT THERE WAS NO BANG!

[Anonymous No.57666938]

>>57666920
He's still sleeping in from President's day I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.57666939]

SOUNbros we are fucking making it

[Anonymous No.57666942]

>>57666871
You need to start applying to other jobs immediately. This is always true when you get PIP’d, but especially true if your boss is out to get you.

[Anonymous No.57666960]

Wait Wait, BangBro was not a bot?!?!

FUCK
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL

[Anonymous No.57666963]

>>57666235
I have a feeling NVDA is gonna crash today

[Anonymous No.57666964]

Super micro sissies, how ya feeling today?

[Anonymous No.57666966]

>>57666307
Which site/program?

[Anonymous No.57666967]

>AMD -2.80%
wtf only after three minutes

[Anonymous No.57666968]

>>57666929
Hes abandoned us to a red day

[Anonymous No.57666973]

Another good day for LLAP and RKLB chads

[Anonymous No.57666975]

AEP AEP AEP

[Anonymous No.57666976]

>>57666966
https://www.trade-ideas.com/

[Anonymous No.57666977]

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57666978]

>JPX-Nikkei 400
>Tracks 400 companies based on efficient use of capital
>often referred to as the shame index.
huh

[Anonymous No.57666988]

No BANG.

[Anonymous No.57666990]

Where was the gamma flip again? Thinking about SPY put spreads.

[Anonymous No.57667001]

oh, don't mind me, just snagging a quick 3-bagger (tax free) in my Roth IRA with IOVA

[Anonymous No.57667006]

[Anonymous No.57667007]

>>57666235
>soft landing edish

[Anonymous No.57667010]

>>57667006
hey that looks like a fun ride

[Anonymous No.57667017]

>>57667001
Nice one

[Anonymous No.57667023]

Oh fuck NVDA is crashing hard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667032]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57667035]

$175 gap on SMCI waiting to be filled

(with my penis (lol))

[Anonymous No.57667044]

NVDA nogs...

[Anonymous No.57667046]

>>57666973
why do you believe in RKLB?

[Anonymous No.57667051]

>>57667023
I have my stop loss at 650. So be it.

[Anonymous No.57667052]

.

[Anonymous No.57667056]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT NVIDIOT BAGGIES BTFOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57667058]

This is happening to me because I bought 5 grand of Google on the first red day. The market personally buttfucks me for every decision I make
>Oooh, a 3% discount on Google :3
WRONG NIGGA (says the market)
YOU JUS CAUGHT YO-SELF A FALLING KNIFE, FOOL
(The market is a 80s black guy like mr T)
Anyway I guess its okay because I've still got plenty cash. If I really think about it I hope the market eats shit and craters.

[Anonymous No.57667059]

I almost bought SMCI back when it was near 1k

[Anonymous No.57667062]

>he didn't have his stop on

[Anonymous No.57667063]

HUH MUMUSISTERS??????

[Anonymous No.57667066]

Btw there has been about 1 soft landing in history

[Anonymous No.57667070]

>>57667046
I don’t believe in rocket lab, actually. I think they are in a fairly precarious place, more so than even LLAP. However “new space” has undergone a purge recently and RKLB hasn't died off yet so it may have some legs to it. I do have concerns about market segments in which it competes directly with SpaceX, even if SpaceX does use some rklb components

[Anonymous No.57667073]

time to sit in cash until the dump stops I guess

[Anonymous No.57667075]

>>57667066
we technically already had a recession but yellen decided to change the rules like a kindergartener during recess

[Anonymous No.57667078]

>>57667059
I should start a public company where my entire business plan is to just occasionally read commit messages to open source AI libraries into a YouTube channel.

[Anonymous No.57667080]

Semi sisters what the fuck is going on today

[Anonymous No.57667082]

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57667086]

>>57667078
sounds like you'd make a great senior engineer at google or facebook

[Anonymous No.57667088]

>>57667066
*lands my dick softly in my sister*
This time is different.

[Anonymous No.57667094]

anyone who laughed at me last week for shorting NVDA want to apologize?

[Anonymous No.57667096]

Yesterday the biggest newspaper in my yuro country was hyping up the burger stock market rally and literally using the english propaganda words like "soft landing"

Feels like the top so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.57667097]

>lithium

[Anonymous No.57667098]

black tuesday pls

[Anonymous No.57667099]

>muh alma matter
>muh community
>muh family

I would be rich and probably more if i just worked and bought stocks instead of doing college.

[Anonymous No.57667102]

tsla :(

[Anonymous No.57667105]

>>57667094
How low will it go, I have no stake but want to get into AMD and Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57667106]

Damn, I bought some OTM SPY puts as part of a spread before realizing I don't have enough margin for the short end after paying my credit card bills (yes I am paying my credit card bills with my margin account.) Those might actually end up ITM.

[Anonymous No.57667110]

Perhaps I should just start buying when things are about to go up and sell when they're about to go down

[Anonymous No.57667113]

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57667119]

>>57667099
College is a complete scam if you have to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.57667120]

Intelsisters... We are so fucking back!

[Anonymous No.57667128]

>>57667088
why your sister?

[Anonymous No.57667129]

HODL

[Anonymous No.57667132]

>>57667094
Well done

[Anonymous No.57667135]

>remote
>16 dollars an hour
>CPA required

[Anonymous No.57667143]

GIT GUD

[Anonymous No.57667144]

Bulls will be turned into patties by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.57667146]

>>57667094
Talk is cheap, post position

[Anonymous No.57667152]

Since 1928 the S&P has had its worst returns in the last 2 weeks of February

[Anonymous No.57667156]

OH MY FUCKING PLEASE BUY BUY BUY IT ONLY GOES DOWN IF YOU STOP BUYING!!

[Anonymous No.57667159]

told you nvidiafags that this shit is going to sell off. just imagine the bloodbath tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57667166]

>>57667159
How low?!

[Anonymous No.57667168]

Lol NVDA is down 5% for quite literally no reason

[Anonymous No.57667170]

>Buys the LMND dip

[Anonymous No.57667173]

>>57667168
>he doesn't know

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667177]

>>57667159
>Imagine missing this opportunity to get in at a discount before earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57667180]

>>57667168
check the news...

[Anonymous No.57667183]

NVDA will be back to its fair price of 200 by end of week.

[Anonymous No.57667186]

>>57667119
Leftists and cultural marxism have destroyed any credibility humanities and academy had. Science and technology are still respectable and have career opportunities, but it seems that the same group are after those as well by pushing psychology and gender studies as a science, among other things.

[Anonymous No.57667189]

>>57667168
>no reason
I love retail bulltards so much.

[Anonymous No.57667190]

>>57667177
Eh i doubt their earnings will be great enough to justify the run up. hence everyone taking profit now.

[Anonymous No.57667191]

>>57667183
I fucking hope, I would take profits and 2x my position in shares.

[Anonymous No.57667194]

>>57666976
Thanks chief

[Anonymous No.57667204]

>>57667177
in this fucking clown market and world this is probably the play of the life time right here.

[Anonymous No.57667213]

I am NOT panicking
But I am stepping toward the door for a min...
But not panicking!

[Anonymous No.57667214]

WHY IS NVIDIA CRASHING FOR NO REASON

[Anonymous No.57667218]

>>57667128
Sister market general, its just the natural way to be

[Anonymous No.57667220]

>>57667213
its not panic if you are the first one out the door...

[Anonymous No.57667224]

>>57667186
>Science
Heh. Journals were bad before but they're crap now. Unironically I'd trust chemistry YouTube and maybe even Sciencemadness over a random journal article.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667227]

>>57667204
walmart was only able to beat earnings this morning because of the sales from the N-Video graphics cards.

[Anonymous No.57667228]

Arise, market, arise.

[Anonymous No.57667229]

>>57667177
BAGGIE MY SHOT IS FUCKING TANKING
AAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57667239]

I'm actually fucking tired at this one guy doomposting about the NOVO stocks. He's been doing it for weeks now. And if course he sold all his stocks a week ago and wants to drive the price down by spamming the comment thread with negativity.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667241]

>>57667229
I know right. I'm going to sell $3 puts.

[Anonymous No.57667242]

>>57667227
im sure not being 24/7 has helped in cost and loss prevention numbers too,

[Anonymous No.57667248]

>>57667239
you're a fucking moron if you think comments on a 4chan thread influence the stock market

[Anonymous No.57667250]

Fuck off LLAP let me out

[Anonymous No.57667253]

Do I buy SOXL calls now?

[Anonymous No.57667254]

Mommy I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.57667258]

Good morning sirs. Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57667260]

this is IT

[Anonymous No.57667261]

>>57667241
I might buy them.

[Anonymous No.57667262]

Bobros, did I fuck up by scaling back my puts by 30% just now? I know momentum is shifting and that were will print red for some time, but my hands are weak.

[Anonymous No.57667265]

Why are we going down so hard? Who could have possibly seen this coming? We all thought that we would be in another bullrun.

[Anonymous No.57667267]

Time to pull all my money out of the bank.

[Anonymous No.57667270]

ON NO NEWS I HAVE TO TIE MY NOOSE

[Anonymous No.57667275]

>>57667248
It's not on /biz/, it's the stock forum I use.

[Anonymous No.57667274]

wow, nvda 960 calls are back to discounted prics, nearly 3 months ago

not sure if the bubble is popping or time to buy AFTER earnings.

if you are trying an earnings play, you will be IV crushed

[Anonymous No.57667283]

I thought you bears said the whole market would tank. Buncha dramatic liars.

[Anonymous No.57667290]

>>57667275
Reddit?

[Anonymous No.57667292]

Sell 4chan SELLLLLLLL 4chan GODDAMNIT SELLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57667294]

red before earnings = green after

[Anonymous No.57667295]

NVDA IS RECOVERING ANONS

[Anonymous No.57667297]

https://archive.is/MHMci
Sell Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57667300]

end of day we will be green again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667302]

What's the big fucking deal? We aren't even at Valentine's Day lows. Everybody needs to chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl or something.

[Anonymous No.57667305]

>that pullback before earning
I was gonna short NVDA but I have a feeling NVDA is gonna rocket tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57667306]

https://github.com/vosen/ZLUDA
Sell Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57667308]

Why baggie is bullish rn? Last week he was super bearish especially on NVDA

[Anonymous No.57667309]

>>57667146

[Anonymous No.57667310]

Dump some more pls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667313]

>>57667306
i ain't clicking that shit.

[Anonymous No.57667316]

Uraniumbros... it's over.

[Anonymous No.57667317]

Congrats to DFS anon from yesterday

[Anonymous No.57667318]

They now have covid style CDC banners like on YouTube under NVDA in trading view...

Night Night Market...

[Anonymous No.57667326]

Nvidia was $6 in 2016. Does anyone actually think 100x (that's 100,000% for the mathlets) in 7 years makes sense? They don't even actually make anything. The performance comes from TSMC and some clever compiler tricks.

[Anonymous No.57667327]

When should I close my SMCI Feb 24 put?
56% up at the moment.

[Anonymous No.57667330]

>>57667262
>momentum is shifting
It's probably just some exposure cutting before NVDA earnings. I don't know how much follow through there'll be right now.

[Anonymous No.57667331]

>>57667290
No, anon, stockbroker.

[Anonymous No.57667333]

>>57667318
>Catie Wood discusses NVDA
Time to get out

[Anonymous No.57667338]

>>57667318
shorting NVDA is now wrong think ahahahhahahaha

HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.57667344]

I bought SOXL too early :(

[Anonymous No.57667345]

SOLDED some SSG, breddy gud day. Imagine thinking semis weren't
OVER
THA
TOP

[Anonymous No.57667346]

Everyone needs to sell off bloated tech stocks and transfer that money evenly across every other market sector so we can achieve balance and have the market truly go up.

[Anonymous No.57667354]

I'm 4% down already

[Anonymous No.57667357]

>>57667297
Le article

[Anonymous No.57667359]

Jokes aside, personally I would advice against buying dips for the next couple of days. I'm not FUD'ing to talk up my own book, partly because 4chan doesn't matter but mostly because most of you guys are alright and just want to earn a buck.

The next 3-4 months will be VERY turbulent.

[Anonymous No.57667360]

>>57667316
What happened here??

[Anonymous No.57667367]

>>57667360
Every uranium atom just split, so now there's twice as much everywhere.

Either that or Numerco keeps fat fingering their data.

[Anonymous No.57667370]

>>57667119
Well, at least i've meet some cool people, even if i didnt make the most of those connections on account of being a depressive poorfag

[Anonymous No.57667373]

What does this HD decline mean?

[Anonymous No.57667374]

>America down 0.8%
>international up 0.3%
Oy vey

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667375]

>>57667359
The market is at its strongest when interest rates are at their highest, so if we can keep the interest rates here for longer the market will go much much higher before it corrects.

[Anonymous No.57667379]

>>57667373
Homebuilders? More like *homo*builders lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57667382]

WMT bros we are winning today

[Anonymous No.57667384]

is s&p 1500 worth it ?
compated to 500 its off by 0.3% p.a.
it adds just 9% to market cap with 1k extra stocks

[Anonymous No.57667383]

>>57667346
Yes, I agree. Especially sell off semis so I can buy back these SOXL CCs (and then pump them back up again)

[Anonymous No.57667389]

Why are we dumping?!

[Anonymous No.57667391]

>>57667359
This pic made me kek, feels like I got Rick rolled looking at it

[Anonymous No.57667397]

>>57666964
>Super micro sissies
very fitting nickname

[Anonymous No.57667398]

>>57667389
You didn't pay respects to our Presidents on President's Day™

[Anonymous No.57667399]

>>57667384
Yes, yes, no, YES
NO, yes, no, no
no, yes, yes, no

[Anonymous No.57667400]

>>57667305
shorts already been priced in by now. not going to get much gain in options at this point.

[Anonymous No.57667403]

>>57667357
Gonna quote the article
“You see, you dumb fucking imbecile, that’s a bad thing. And you should sell your nvidia. It’s fucking over. Why WONT YOU SELL. GODDAMNIT SELL”

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667404]

>>57667389
Trump needed to come up with $360 million.

[Anonymous No.57667409]

>>57667389
Why were we poomped so high over fundamentals and macro conditions you NIGGERTARDS? Why would you think it would just keep going and going?

[Anonymous No.57667412]

>>57667292
looks like baggot's calls are going to print

[Anonymous No.57667418]

>>57667404
Kek.

[Anonymous No.57667420]

Uhm, guys, I'm new to this, am I supposed to lose all that money?

[Anonymous No.57667422]

>>57667357
Always felt like NVDA was too good to be true. That's why i decided to let the gravy train go on and pulled back last week when I figured it was already the top. I meant, they were a bit more than half the value of MSFT withouth generating the same earnings and revenues

[Anonymous No.57667424]

>>57667389
NVDA and especially SMCI baited in the dumbest of dumb retail money.

Someone post that reddit screencap of the idiot who blew $75k and was begging for "whales" to step in.

[Anonymous No.57667426]

Oh we DRILLING drilling

[Anonymous No.57667432]

Get in LUNR
last day of the biggest moon mission

[Anonymous No.57667434]

Too late to buy NVDA calls?

[Anonymous No.57667437]

>>57667409
you think its going to dump even more? where is your SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.57667438]

every single NVDA analyst is a brown-skinned jeet, even the bearish ones

[Anonymous No.57667441]

>>57667434
too late to buy puts you mean lmao

[Anonymous No.57667444]

>>57667404
you are not too far off, the entire country whether they agree with it or not, know it is political persecution... What does that mean? No one trusts or has faith in the American market and economy, people are going to start making moves to protect themselves.

[Anonymous No.57667448]

>>57667420
>€

[Anonymous No.57667452]

>>57667434
No it’s oversold and is going back to 740

[Anonymous No.57667454]

>>57667437
you ask why the market is going down for one day, someone gives you a reason and you have to go "HURR WHER IS YOUR SPY PUTS"
you deserve to lose money and you deserve to die poor and leave nothing for y our offspring if any

[Anonymous No.57667457]

>>57667420
Unironically, yes. This always happens for new investors. It's a test to see if you've got the guts to hold on to your stocks instead of panic selling.

[Anonymous No.57667458]

>>57667420
poor people shouldn't be trading, newfriend

[Anonymous No.57667459]

>>57667420
Sometimes it just happens

[Anonymous No.57667469]

>>57667420
they're not losses, they're tuition fees

[Anonymous No.57667470]

>>57667454
where are your puts, fag.

[Anonymous No.57667473]

baking

[Anonymous No.57667474]

>€ denominated account
>4 figures
>no idea what he's doing

the yuropoor meme is real

[Anonymous No.57667480]

>>57667294
Its literally on purpose. The company itself doesnt benefit from an overinflated stock price. They know earnings is going to strap the stock to a rocket so theyre leveling the field so to speak for a healthy launch into orbit.

[Anonymous No.57667483]

>>57667438
Yeah. I'm not sure I agree with the people who say the whole market is a casino but NVDA absolutely is.

[Anonymous No.57667485]

>>57667420
>€
You lost a long time ago...

[Anonymous No.57667487]

>>57667474
You have to understand investing is beyond the mind of a europoor

[Anonymous No.57667488]

>>57667470
gonna cry little bitch? don't know what's going on? gonna piss your pants?
you are a fucking imbecile and people like you deserve to lose everything you put into the market

[Anonymous No.57667492]

When is it time to rebuy in on SMCI? $700? $650?

[Anonymous No.57667493]

>>57667480
shut the fuck up lmfao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667499]

>>57667444
>political persecution
he defrauded douche bank, there's a reason they're down 90% in the past 20 years.

[Anonymous No.57667502]

Should I buy more IMPP?

[Anonymous No.57667503]

>>57667488
you have no stake. a major faggot detected.

[Anonymous No.57667509]

>>57667480
>The company itself doesnt benefit from an overinflated stock price.
It is not like they are 10X biger as entire nations economies...

[Anonymous No.57667510]

>>57667501
>>57667501
>>57667501

[Anonymous No.57667511]

>>57667492
250 / 215

[Anonymous No.57667517]

>>57667493
Every company does this you fucking moron kill yourself

[Anonymous No.57667519]

>>57667457
It's a test if you are holding decent stocks. You could just be a newfriend and make dumb decisions like buying BCP.LSB like a friend of my father that killed himself, or one of the many german friends that might have bought russian shares

[Anonymous No.57667522]

>>57667492
$400

[Anonymous No.57667524]

>>57667499
>defrauded douche bank
oh you mean Jeffry Epstein's bank?

Yea... political persecution. Who you covering more G-man?

[Anonymous No.57667527]

>>57667509
If the price is too high, no one will buy, and the price will crash.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57667534]

>>57667510
FIX THE FUCKING BAKER BOT!

[Anonymous No.57667538]

>>57667294
usually yeah.
>>57667480
I feel like decent chance nvidia does a stock split here.

[Anonymous No.57667537]

>>57667527
tell that to Pelosi...

[Anonymous No.57667542]

>>57667510
Sir that bread is STALE!

[Anonymous No.57667541]

>>57667480
>The company itself doesnt benefit from an overinflated stock price
shareholders do and the execs are all shareholders
>They know earnings is going to strap the stock to a rocket so theyre leveling the field so to speak for a healthy launch into orbit.
meaningless
>Its literally on purpose.
they can't control it
I think red before green after happens because insiders/hedgies sell to trigger a selloff so they can buy back cheaper when it pumps
I intend to replicate their strategy

[Anonymous No.57667547]

>>57667437
>SPY
I don't fuck with gay shit and NIGGERTARD OOPTIONS GOOMBLING, son, I trade
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
with the occasional UVXY (volatility is a commodity) and SHORTING SEMIS just because
I
HATE
THE
ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.57667550]

>>57667239
Novo and Lily is the next bubble to burst after the AI shit.

[Anonymous No.57667551]

>>57667474
If it's about >>57667420, the € amount is just the share price/ea, not the total being held.

[Anonymous No.57667552]

What the actual fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.57667557]

new
>>57667553
>>57667553
>>57667553

[Anonymous No.57667558]

>>57667527
>If the price is too high, no one will buy, and the price will crash
if the road is too congested, no one will drive, and the road will be empty

[Anonymous No.57667585]

>>57667360
Some intern having a bad day

[Anonymous No.57667681]

>>57667519
That depends on whether he bought them expecting short term-gain.

[Anonymous No.57668372]

>>57667558
Holy false equivalency batman

[Anonymous No.57668755]

>>57666888
It's gonna dump. Should sould at $1.3k. See ya on the way down.