Financial advice for having kids?

[Anonymous No.57653635]

Specifically looking for ways to game the welfare system. I make ~65k a year but the mom doesn’t work at all, would she be able to get food stamps by just saying I’m an absent dad? Also was wondering what’s the best way to save for my kid, was looking to put away a thousand or so a year and what investment vehicles would be the best. Overall /biz/ family finance thread ig

[Anonymous No.57653637]

>>57653635
Have lots. The more the better.

[Anonymous No.57653647]

>>57653637
The misses only wants 3, I’m pretty sure I can game her into 5 but this is only the first so it’s irrelevant to the topic at hand, food stamps for 60k a year household wouldn’t kick in until about the 4th kid

[Anonymous No.57654291]

>>57653637
why do they have so few male children

[Anonymous No.57654304]

>>57653635
>>57653637
This but Only have kids if they will be mixed. Anything else is a crime against humanity

[Anonymous No.57654314]

>>57654304
>>57653637

[Anonymous No.57654367]

>>57653635
Make them addicted to videogames, but specially games that you can monetize got my two 11 y/o kiddos stuck on their laps, playing blocklords and savingg up around 10$ worth value every couple of days each, it aint much but once they pile up those babies are paying for college.
Keeping them unser supervision is important too.

[Anonymous No.57654633]

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[Anonymous No.57654659]

>>57653635
529 is a pretty good way to financialmaxxxx your kids.

[Anonymous No.57656121]

>>57654314
Damn, racial bleaching in full force. The Brazilians were onto something