/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57653221]

Yuugi edtion
Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57653238]

NATGAS AND OIL
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[Anonymous No.57653244]

>>57653232
nah i just read too fast for my own good sometimes (often)
for the same reason i sure as fuck didn't notice those typos others pointed out

[Anonymous No.57653255]

>futures
>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDX7ATO_Euk
Huskies, WW@?

[Anonymous No.57653257]

>>57653244
the thread ended its over you lost let it go

[Anonymous No.57653261]

>>57653221
>there are anons who sold the bottom back in october...

[Anonymous No.57653263]

>>57653244
>gimme the chocolate
>wrrrrrrrrry

[Anonymous No.57653278]

>>57653257

[Anonymous No.57653318]

Are pot stocks a buy?

[Anonymous No.57653320]

Sex with yoing anime girls

[Anonymous No.57653343]

>>57653320
yeah im thinkin' based

[Anonymous No.57653360]

>>57653221
Why is this unicorn waitress bodybuilder bitch not serving me my food correctly? And why are her shackles undone? Shouldn't she be chained to the kitchen. And given only enough free time to lift weights and cook meals? This is ridiculous. Sue this artist

[Anonymous No.57653378]

>LiveSquawk
>@LiveSquawk
>US Says It Will Act If China Dumps Goods On Global Markets - FT

>Free market

[Anonymous No.57653438]

>>57653316
let's say a class action suit does happen, who should I short? MRNA? PFE?

[Anonymous No.57653453]

>>57653378

[Anonymous No.57653458]

>>57653438
Actually, I would say the lawsuit should be directed at your governament and the WHO

[Anonymous No.57653465]

>>57653318
no, they were always a retarded stock

[Anonymous No.57653506]

I want to fuck this cat

[Anonymous No.57653517]

>>57653453
FREE market

[Anonymous No.57653527]

the anon below this post is GAY; he likes MEN

[Anonymous No.57653566]

I'm gay

[Anonymous No.57653579]

>>57653378
>Ooh, ooh, Temu!

[Anonymous No.57653602]

>>57653566
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.57653631]

>>57653506
me too

[Anonymous No.57653632]

>>57653506

[Anonymous No.57653643]

I just did the math /smg/. If I get 10% returns per year, I will be a millionaire in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.57653645]

>>57653360
seethe

[Anonymous No.57653672]

>>57653506
https://files.catbox.moe/4rys0p.mp4

[Anonymous No.57653679]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57653702]

>futures
WAKATAKAANA HONKASHILAANA WOHETIKAANA HOOYATE
MIIAHAALE MITEKOLAADE KISUYAPIILE HOOYATEWIKO
TIMITAWAWECHOSHAAWOKAA NOMETAKOYASIINEHOOYATE
EEE HEEE HEEE HEEA HE-E-E HEEEA HEEA HOOO

https://youtu.be/yo4pmauhugo

[Anonymous No.57653709]

How come theres no volume on futures? Do gamblers take president's day off?

[Anonymous No.57653715]

>Market is closed tomorrow
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I literally have nothing better to do than that.
I lost my job. I have no friends. I have gf. The market is all I have. The weekends suck

[Anonymous No.57653780]

[Anonymous No.57653788]

I really hate that I don't have 100 NVDA shares to sell a covered call.

A call @ 860 strike for the end of the week is selling for $7.20, so I could make a free $720 bucks for writing the call. If I do get executed, I'd be happy as fuck since I'm already 120% up and 860 would make me 160% up, a nice point to exit this trade.

[GayJew No.57653798]

>>57653780
jeez I was gay and now a jew too?

[Anonymous No.57653807]

>>57653715
I have a family and a relatively based job where I remind my boomer coworkers the Holocaust didn't happen. Weekends are awesome especially long ones

[Anonymous No.57653821]

>>57653715
I'm in the same boat. Pick up a book. When's the last time you read a book? I'm reading the Odyssey currently and it is enjoyable and manly.

[Anonymous No.57653832]

>>57653788
If you have portfolio margin your brokerage might let you do a bull call spread which is kind of the same thing. Mine makes you ask for special extra permission to do this which is super annoying.

[Anonymous No.57653839]

>>57653715
My uncle runs a construction company and is letting me do some work for him. I never realized how great digging holes feels.

[Anonymous No.57653847]

>>57653438
Long dated OTM puts MRNA after earnings if reaction is positive or gamble earnings

[GayJew No.57653848]

>>57653832
as in selling the call @860 and buying a call at a higher strike, right? yeah I think I can do that, but if NVDA does a moonshot then I'd get heemed, instead of just gracefully exiting my position

I'm hoping they announce a goddamn stock split and then I'd be in business for the future.

[Anonymous No.57653935]

>>57653848
No the other way around. You buy an ATM call instead of the more expensive shares and use that to cover your short OTM call.
The downside is you lose a lot if the price drops.

[Anonymous No.57653943]

>>57653848
Do a bull credit spread and you only have to post margin for the difference of strikes, usually

[Anonymous No.57653980]

>>57653839
>I never realized how great digging holes feels
Just wait until you see my portfolio

[Anonymous No.57653997]

>*crashes the CRE market in your path*

[Anonymous No.57654038]

BABA bros....
Why is he not letting us cum?

[Anonymous No.57654138]

e̷a̷r̷n̷ f̷r̷e̷e̷ g̷i̷f̷t̷c̷a̷r̷d̷s̷ a̷s̷ m̷a̷n̷y̷ t̷i̷m̷e̷s̷ a̷s̷ y̷o̷u̷ w̷a̷n̷t̷ a̷n̷d̷ r̷e̷s̷e̷l̷l̷ i̷t̷ f̷o̷r̷ p̷r̷o̷f̷i̷t̷s̷, r̷e̷a̷d̷ t̷h̷e̷ p̷d̷f̷ a̷t̷ t̷h̷e̷ l̷i̷n̷k̷ b̷e̷l̷o̷w̷

tinyurl
com/mup8863x

b5h1u6m2j4

[Anonymous No.57654158]

>>57654138
Wtf, I just checked my robinhood and all my SOXL is gone now!!!11!1

[Anonymous No.57654341]

>>57653715
Grab a drink, play some mahjong soul, relax, in fact don't even trade next week because 4 day trading weeks are a shitty crabfest even with nvdia earnings

[Anonymous No.57654464]

>>57653997
"subprimes are contained"

[Anonymous No.57654466]

>NatGas
surely THIS was the bottom this time

[Anonymous No.57654499]

>>57653997
Adios NY

[Anonymous No.57654567]

are futures real?

[Anonymous No.57654597]

MY NATTY AHHH

[Anonymous No.57654601]

Despite fencesitting for about two years and learning a bit here and there, I really jumped into forex trading this week. My broker account only has $200, but I'm doing several small, rapid trades with TA on the 5m or 15m chart when I get a signal and generally letting them run until TP/SL is hit; if it turns profitable, I will move the SL up to break even.

I had one early bump where I didn't realize lot sizes could differ per asset and ate a $57 loss. If you ignore that one, I'm up 10% overall. So far, I'm having a great time and I'll play vidya for a chunk of time then check my orders. It's kinda funny, despite being a lazy fuck on my days off, if I tweak my behavior just that little bit, I can actually use it to make some money

[Anonymous No.57655009]

>The EU should work on a plan to issue €100 billion in eurobonds to boost the continent’s defense industry, Estonia's leader says

>he PEPP is a temporary asset purchase programme covering private and public sector securities. The Governing Council decided to increase the initial €750 billion envelope for the PEPP by €600 billion on 4 June 2020 and by €500 billion on 10 December, to a new total of €1,850 billion.

>On 14 December 2023 the Governing Council announced that it intends to continue to reinvest, in full, the principal payments from maturing securities purchased under the PEPP during the first half of 2024 and to reduce the PEPP portfolio by €7.5 billion per month on average over the second half of the year. At the same time, the Governing Council announced that it intends to discontinue reinvestments under the PEPP at the end of 2024.


Fuck this continent, I'm leaving for Africa.

[Anonymous No.57655015]

I've seen like 3-4 bakes at once before but usually around the same time, the new bake 4 hours after this one just confuses me. It's not like this one was missing the subject line or anything. What's the deal?

[Anonymous No.57655124]

Also you can't make this shit up FTSE pumping on fuckin Recession news. This market is a complete fuckin meme.

[Anonymous No.57655126]

>>57654601
Goodnight frens, hope you all make money

[Anonymous No.57655131]

https://twitter.com/rowancheung/status/1759443216720445470
>SoftBank founder and billionaire Masayoshi Son is reportedly looking to raise $100B to launch ‘Project Izanagi’. The AI chip venture aims to compete with NVIDIA and push towards AGI.
$30B is potentially from SoftBank and $70B from Middle Eastern backers.

https://archive.is/1OguS#selection-6455.0-6467.50
>Altman has also met with Masayoshi Son, the CEO of SoftBank, and with representatives from chip-fabrication companies including Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co., also known as TSMC, to discuss the venture.

>>57651320

ARM 20x bagger, ground floor.

[Anonymous No.57655211]

>>57655015
maybe they don't like 2hu?

[Anonymous No.57655232]

>>57655124
market pricing in rate cuts dummy

[Anonymous No.57655255]

female ass farts

[Anonymous No.57655269]

Where the FUCK can I buy Trump shoes?

[Anonymous No.57655271]

>>57655255
Kanako is the goddess of wind, do with that info what you will.

[Anonymous No.57655283]

>>57655232
They can price in a huge dump

[Anonymous No.57655313]

>>57655271
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.57655321]

>>57655131
>SoftBank
>Middle Eastern backers
aka clueless suckers

[Anonymous No.57655357]

>>57655321
I still remember when AMD got a bunch of Saudi princes or some shit to overpay bigly for their fabs by pretending there were other bidders. Of course they went on to use those fabs to become the moderately successful GloFo but it's still funny.

[Anonymous No.57655457]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57655484]

>>57655457
surely there must be a smell??

[Anonymous No.57655514]

Doing cluster analysis on my strategies. Just momentum and carry on various futures contracts.
It's a little funny how boring the results are.

The only noteworthy thing is how close to each other German and US bonds are. but more importantly, OATS were included with the German and US bonds.

Open image in new tab and zoom in to enjoy.

>>57653221
TALL MUSCLE BOOBA

[Anonymous No.57655537]

WEDNESDAY AFTER MARKET CLOSE

[Anonymous No.57655548]

Why in tarnation is the market closed now? What nigger are you worshiping this time, cunts?

[Anonymous No.57655562]

>>57655548
Last time it was a rapist nigger, this time it's child raping politicians

[Anonymous No.57655564]

>>57655548
It's Washington day in honor of Denzel Washington

[Anonymous No.57655613]

why was this baked?

[Anonymous No.57655627]

>>57653643
10% a month or bust

[Anonymous No.57655676]

Looks like just the futures market is open today

[Anonymous No.57655967]

GET THE FUCK IN HERE AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57655855
>>57655855
>>57655855
>>57655855
>>57655855

>>57655855
>>57655855
>>57655855
>>57655855

>>57655855
>>57655855

[Anonymous No.57656007]

>>57655967

[Anonymous No.57656033]

>>57655967
get a life

[Anonymous No.57656040]

This week I will be buying more tup calls. Also why do I have ti wait before posting now?

[Anonymous No.57656057]

quick guys, give me topics on cybersecurity I can research for my bachelors

also buy uranium

[Anonymous No.57656086]

I have nothing else in life and today you even take away my market open.

[Anonymous No.57656093]

>fake Internet money will be worth more then Google

Fagman is dying

[Anonymous No.57656104]

>>57655269
At least a major improvement over the GUCCI BOOTS!

also

OIL
I
L

is back up.

[Anonymous No.57656202]

>>57655967
It is filthy you nerds parade Ron Paul around like this for your two more weeks bullshit

[Anonymous No.57656225]

Imagine buying VT and having your INVOOSTMENT weighed down by completely inconsequential nigger stocks that aren't US and can't even on their own.

[Anonymous No.57656239]

>>57656225
they are trading at a massive discount
emerging market is basically small cap value levels of pe

[Anonymous No.57656285]

>>57656239
>emerging
>we are going to be something someday
>maybe
>hopefully
>please?
"CHEAP"
FOR
REASONS

[Anonymous No.57656295]

Feel like pausing my regular investment for at least a little dip to 4950.
Not like we're never ever seeing numbers below 5000 again, right...

[Anonymous No.57656310]

>>57656285
I believe in the anglos...
They're just like me...

[Anonymous No.57656317]

TSLA will hit $220 by EOW. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.57656336]

>>57656202
Board culture
>> https://www.reddit.com/

[Anonymous No.57656342]

>>57656336
culture deez nuts /pol/nigger

[Anonymous No.57656352]

>>57656336
>2012 was 12 years ago

[Anonymous No.57656359]

slurped some Hasbro stocks today bros

[Anonymous No.57656376]

>>57656317
It's over, son
it's over
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/24/02/19/0246203/why-are-californias-ev-sales-dropping

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57656389]

Fuck I forgot todays a holiday, that means those vapes I bought online won't get delivered until tomorrow and the market is closed. This sucks.

[Anonymous No.57656413]

Do Ameripoors really?

[Anonymous No.57656420]

>>57656352
Cheer up dude, it´s almost time.

[Anonymous No.57656422]

>>57656413
Yes. The vast majority wait all week to get paid and then go out to eat, buy a bunch of bullshit on Amazon, then make their payment on their maxed out credit card. My mom must get 2-3 Amazon packages a day while her and my stepdad complain about having no savings it’s fucking insane

[Anonymous No.57656432]

>>57656413
leafs can't either
wonder if this is just a North America thing or if it's the same for euros

[Anonymous No.57656593]

PEAK EU TRADING

[Anonymous No.57656603]

>>57656413
Non US Americans exist in such nigger paradigms that you can't even fathom what it's like to be in one where just 7 of your companies are more valuable than the entire rest of the world. US Americans are the only ones being referred to when just saying "Americans", but I include US just because so many niggers try to get technical on the matter as a way to cope with the pains of their inherent inconsequence. Imagine buying VT.

[Anonymous No.57656611]

>no yuugi gf
Its not fair

[Anonymous No.57656614]

[Anonymous No.57656618]

>>57656603
Your post almost made sense

[Anonymous No.57656624]

>>57656614
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rLHYsQHgc

[Anonymous No.57656628]

WHAT THE FUCK WASN'T THAT

[Anonymous No.57656642]

Open the fucking market.
I need to chase my losses and lose more money.

[Anonymous No.57656651]

[Anonymous No.57656683]

WTF OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET YOU BURGER SHITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57656684]

>FTSE100 up
>Nearly every other indice down
>A random tracking error on Nikkei has me up by .7%

Strange day. Normally when the US has a market holiday it's low-volume but everything else is green as most of the bears always live in the US for schizophrenia reasons.

>>57656432
Here there's more aversion to debt so by extension people have more savings but it's a double edged-sword in terms for growth and a lot of money just sits inefficiently. That's assuming they're not living paycheque to paycheque out of financial illiteracy.

I could easily cover 1k in random expense but I'd still chimp the fuck out about it.

[Anonymous No.57656685]

>>57656359
youre worse than a satanic piece of shit, i hope you fucking die.
i hope an obese smelly transgender woman rapes your mediocre deck with their Avengers Assemble!

[Anonymous No.57656707]

>>57656359
>1970 AUD
even if it is AUD, still too much for FUCKIN CARDS, MAGIC CARDS.

THIS IS THE DOWNFALL OF THE WEST

[Anonymous No.57656710]

I am sorry for my harsh words, but I will not retract my statement.
You don't have to wish death upon me because I am already going all in on a biomeme come tomorrow.
That will be all.

[Anonymous No.57656729]

>>57656359
>paying $2000 for little cardboard rectangles
Even loading up on Trump shoes would have been less retarded.

[Anonymous No.57656735]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57656756]

Americans really get the day off for Washington's birthday?

[Anonymous No.57656768]

>>57656756
Mostly just postal wagies, finance wagies, school wagies and government wagies

[Anonymous No.57656776]

>>57656768
That's the nice thing about being a government wagie. All the benefits and the days off.

t. non-american fed

[Anonymous No.57656791]

>>57656756
>>57656768
It's comfy that the US inherited the British tradition of the King's birthday.

[Anonymous No.57656792]

>>57656776
I work in a finance-adjacent field and had clients emailing me on Friday like "enjoy the nice long weekend!". Not for me, bitch. Govt. jobs sound comfy.

[Anonymous No.57656828]

Do companies even blow up anymore? Like small startups becoming mega cap tier. Or are all the massive companies too big now and prevent that. It doesn't really seem worthwhile searching for the next big thing when you can just get solid gains from the established giants.

[Anonymous No.57656871]

>>57656828
Hand held NIGGER SHOCKERS.

[Anonymous No.57656872]

>>57656828
top signal

[Anonymous No.57656873]

>>57656828
They mostly get bought by bigger companies

[Anonymous No.57656902]

>>57656828
airbnb is a new company thats pretty big.

[Anonymous No.57656951]

>>57656735
No. What's this even based on?

[Anonymous No.57656975]

>>57656951
about to lose an incredibly lucrative government contract but all those 30 million customers aren't going to just toss their phones in the garbage, they're going to shell out for the cheapest plan from a telecomm giant...so not sure what he's getting at because AT&T is currently the largest beneficiary of it by far

[Anonymous No.57656976]

>minneappolis mayor seething because no one wants to live there
>can live in student apartments for 700 a month
>can make 90,000 as a low-level accountant
>boomer-tier income to rent ratio
Are cities ruined by niggers and riots the future? Now if only those faggots would vote for anything other than homosexuality and liberalism it might be an ice place.

[Anonymous No.57656995]

>>57656976
I only went there once to meet my wife's dad, how bad is it? Seemed pretty okay other than being fucking freezing. MoA was neat I guess

[Anonymous No.57656998]

>>57656902
Sadly, the baguettes are trying to shut them down in europe because "muh housing prices".

[Anonymous No.57657017]

>>57655131
Never gonna fly. The Japs can't innovate for shit.

[Anonymous No.57657047]

>>57656828
Historically they have produced greater returns but I feel like almost everything is grandfathered in. VTWO is filled with companies with a solution looking for a problem.

[Anonymous No.57657108]

Gentlemen, gentlemen... let us fill our idle time with hot stock tips. Who do you like? You know who *I* like? Stodgy old General Electric. Look at those zesty PE and PEG ratios, look at their financials, and look at that 75% return for the past year. Spotify and Applied Materials look good too.

You? What do you like, /biz/? And why?

[Anonymous No.57657114]

>>57656422
>>57656432
>>57656684
the only ones not saving in Europe are Poles and Greeks

[Anonymous No.57657130]

>>57656998
Where did you get the idea it relied on Japanese innovation? You know Son is just putting up the cash right?

[Anonymous No.57657157]

I was at the security conference in Munich Germany last week and holy fuck the level of decadence and lavish display of luxury from politicians was insane
I have to give up 1/4 of my capital gains and half of my salary for this? If I ever lose my job I'll never apply for another one

[Anonymous No.57657160]

>>57657108
UNL

[Anonymous No.57657180]

>>57657157
Security for what, anon? Story time?

>>57657160
You natgas/oil people are like jihadis. Your belief system is insane and you'll never stop blowing yourselves up pursuing it. You scare me a little.

[Anonymous No.57657186]

>>57657114
Why would you save anymore? Is investing saving? I mean, in germany there is the "Sparplan" in regards to stocks and etf, but it is nothing other than like sub buying etf/stock weekly/monthly etc. It's the complete opposite of saving and I can't fathom how it is even legal to call it like that when it is pretty clear, that you are BUYING something. But maybe that's just the new germoney.

[Anonymous No.57657218]

>>57657180
They're discussing international security policies
this event is held every year

[Anonymous No.57657221]

>>57657108
I like to buy covered calls ETFs that have at least some growth over time (fuck QYLD and the like) in my TFSA because I need extra income and boring ass index funds in my non tax-advantaged account because I am too tired all the time to make any complex decisions

[Anonymous No.57657224]

>>57657186
when you buy physical gold and you hold it in your possession it is technically saving money, as it will always retain purchasing power. The problem is most people don’t know what money actually is.

[Anonymous No.57657227]

>>57657108
XOM

[Anonymous No.57657231]

>>57657218
>international security policies
lol, lmao. fucking Poland has more of a saying in that than you. They´re just wasting your money.

[Anonymous No.57657233]

Um, why aren't my stocks moving?

[Anonymous No.57657237]

>>57657180
Feel free to remain a nigger while I accumulate UNL in lots of 12 until I start seeing enough of a bottoming, which I expect sometime April into June but (((who knows))). At least you use Schwab so not an absolute total nigger.

[Anonymous No.57657245]

>>57657231
>They´re just wasting your money.
that's what I said, you don't have to repeat it again

[Anonymous No.57657246]

>>57657233
It's Grover Washington day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaRNWv0-564

[Anonymous No.57657247]

>>57657218
What was on the agenda this year? Was it the same as with the WEF? Global warming, making sure we evolve towards a multipolar world, making sure we do a better job of welcoming rapefugees, et cetera?

[Anonymous No.57657261]

>>57657246
A little disco for my taste, but you're alright.

[Anonymous No.57657264]

>>57657247
Since its Germany, its probably
>HOW DO VE DESTROY ZE ADF?!

[Anonymous No.57657266]

>>57657233

[Anonymous No.57657270]

>>57657266
I love this antediluvian meme. In 10,000 years, it will be like Lascaux.

[Anonymous No.57657277]

>>57657237
>which I expect sometime April into June
What about BOIL, same trend?

[Anonymous No.57657304]

>>57657266
why is there no AIDS ticker?

[Anonymous No.57657305]

>>57657277
Well, it's not nearly as simple as that. BOIL is a short term trade due to how it functions on a technical level. I expect to start hitting it around that time, yes, but only with the intent of accumulating and holding lots for at most a few weeks at a time. UNG is very similar for the same reasons (technical functioning) but not nearly as severely.

[Anonymous No.57657308]

>>57656710
Based
You have to tell us which biomeme though

[Anonymous No.57657351]

>>57657305
Thanks anon, both tickers are on my watchlist but I've been on the fence about starting a position in either

[Anonymous No.57657357]

>>57657304
They don't allow African stocks on US exchanges

[Anonymous No.57657359]

I ain't gonna be caught holding my dick this week

[Anonymous No.57657362]

Hmmm, I wonder if I overfit this.

Will the 80% gains per year continue?

[Anonymous No.57657364]

>>57657221
>covered calls ETFs that have at least some growth over time
Like what?

[Anonymous No.57657374]

>>57657246
Maybe shoulda been Cannonball Adderley day instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-MSoT2BfaU

[Anonymous No.57657375]

>>57657362
what's kr10?

[Anonymous No.57657377]

>>57657264
The thing that impresses me about postmodern Germany is how quickly they returned to form. The only reason they're getting away with it is that their agenda is no different than the ruling class of any other Western country.

[Anonymous No.57657391]

>>57657375
Korean 10 year bonds.
Not buy and hold, It's using the momentum and carry strategies I posted here: >>57655514

[Anonymous No.57657413]

>>57657351
Before you fuck with either you need to learn a lot about NATGAS fundamentals while watching every single day the behaviors of UNG, UNL, BOIL and KOLD vs the price of NATGAS futures. Learn about futures contract rolls, and the ETF contract rolls. Not being aware of those rolls is almost as dangerous as the price of NATGAS itself.
RISK
REWARD
>RISK
>REWARD
there are TWO WORDS in
RISK
>RISK
REWARD
>REWARD

[Anonymous No.57657417]

>>57657377
lol like everyone knew this would happen with the EU, thats why UK wanted out.
>hey bro do you want germany and france to govern you, control your border, and be in control of your monies?

[Anonymous No.57657418]

>>57657359
You might. Admit it, none of us have any fucking clue what's going to happen, no matter what their earnings are.

[Anonymous No.57657419]

>>57657364
I like USCC.TO and HTA.TO
I also have some HMXAX.TO but that one may bite me in the ass mid to long term because the cuckleaf financial sector is gay
Also I'm very much aware this strategy might not be optimal or the smartest
>>57657374
Based and superb taste-pilled

[Anonymous No.57657420]

>>57657359
>Wicks to $649
>Immediately blasts to $800
Nothing personnel, goyim.

[Anonymous No.57657429]

>>57657419
And now they have a jeet PM who tells them oh no, we'll slow immigration down to a few tens of thousands, then steps pedal to the metal and imports 1.3 millions IIRC. Like I said. Same wavelength, same movement, same monstrous conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.57657433]

>>57657418
I have pondered the orb for many hours, no matter what path I choose I will be red.

[Anonymous No.57657438]

>BABA

[Anonymous No.57657441]

no volume today wtf

[Anonymous No.57657442]

>>57657420
my angus is ready for that, so be it, I'm already up 120%

>>57657418
Selling at 650 is still a big gain for me.

[Anonymous No.57657450]

>Lula says Israel is performing a genocide in Gaza
>Israel declares him persona non grata
yeah I'm thinking Lula is based

[Anonymous No.57657467]

>>57657114
>Poles and Greeks
>not saving
>also the two most antisemitic countries in Europe
explain

[Anonymous No.57657468]

>>57657413
Ok you've convinced me to steer clear, I'll just stick with meme stocks

[Anonymous No.57657486]

>>57657450
>>57657467
>It's da JOOOZ!

[Anonymous No.57657489]

>>57657429
True, well thats because the globablists control both parties and have for some time. the street shitter is just another globalist wet blannket and literally everyone knows it. but he/they will get destroyed in the elections so yeah.

[Anonymous No.57657495]

>>57653506
Cato sexo!

[Anonymous No.57657506]

>>57653506
Explain this to me like I have a Level 4 Bloomberg terminal

[Anonymous No.57657510]

>>57657450
Progtards gonna prog.

>>57657489
Western civilization is being murdered by its own rulers. There needs to be some massive upheaval that starts somewhere and spreads. Courage is contagious.

In the meanwhile, I will continue to make money as best I can... and continue to stock up on ammo.

[Anonymous No.57657519]

>>57657468
>meme stocks
*being a nigger

[Anonymous No.57657544]

>>57657467
>poland
based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1708359897612231.webm

[Anonymous No.57657565]

>>57657510
>Western civilization is being murdered by its own rulers.
Yeah, basically the only thing saving us is the constitution. I mean look at how many times the supreme court had to stop biden tyranny these last couple years.

[Anonymous No.57657574]

>>57656710
Biomeme is the future, the issue is finding the right one is a lottery. You are up against insiders and doctors. Still, every decade brings new top companies by marketcap and I bet it’s bio this decade, which one though?

[Anonymous No.57657593]

>>57653221
Is Ethereum going to moon?

[Anonymous No.57657621]

>>57657593
back to the cryptopits, retard

[Anonymous No.57657646]

>>57657593
I reckon you took the wrong turn, boy. We don't take kindly to your kind 'round these parts.

[Anonymous No.57657652]

>>57657593
R U A BOT
OR R U JUST
A NIGGER
NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE
https://youtu.be/7OtjOvLELT4?t=1174

[Anonymous No.57657666]

>>57657646
Based

[Anonymous No.57657694]

I wanted to tell my girlfriend but we're not that close yet since it just started. I weighed 234 lbs last friday and was constipated through the weekend. After taking some stool softeners and having coffee at home today.. I now weight 224 lbs. and I still have more shit to go.

[Anonymous No.57657716]

>>57657694
We are way less close than you and your gf, wish you hadn’t had told us…

[Anonymous No.57657723]

>>57657694
Most of that was piss and sweat.

[Anonymous No.57657728]

selling calls is literally free money

[Anonymous No.57657745]

i hate putting my money into ETFs and playing it safe. unironically i miss the highs and lows of actively trading

[Anonymous No.57657754]

>>57657694
What does this have to do with NATGAS AND OIL, son?

[Anonymous No.57657757]

>>57657745
That's called being a degenerate gambler

[Anonymous No.57657763]

>>57657723
I've taken about 6 shits this morning anon.

[Anonymous No.57657773]

>>57657745
>he doesn't know
It's probably best this way.
It's probably best.

[Anonymous No.57657783]

How can I make $20k this week from $2k?

[Anonymous No.57657799]

>>57657783
All in on NVDA calls

[Anonymous No.57657802]

>>57657467
because they are both basically jews themselves

[Anonymous No.57657807]

>>57657783
nvda calls.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57657813]

>>57657783
Everything comes down to N-Video's earnings report. Some are saying it is the single most important earnings report of the year for the entire market.

[Anonymous No.57657826]

>>57657186
Poland is an irrelevant backwater shithole

[Anonymous No.57657831]

>>57657799
>>57657807
I always do calls wrong and get fucked by the volatility
What's the solution?

[Anonymous No.57657843]

>>57657783
MELI calls unironically

[Anonymous No.57657845]

>>57657831
Git gud

[Anonymous No.57657854]

>>57657831
learn what IV crush is before buying calls a few days out from earnings

[Anonymous No.57657855]

>>57657831
Realizing that you're not going to turn 2k into 20k this week and that you need to start DCAing into index funds.

[Anonymous No.57657870]

>>57657854
I know what it is, but what an you do about it?

[Anonymous No.57657970]

>>57657870
you have to be your own analyst. Plan to the future. Look at the next quarter and make your hedge now. 3 months isn't that far when you see the option you bought move up/down every day. Invest in what you know. if you are looking for quick gains, just wait until /smg/ is freaking out about a random company you never heard of and buy cheap otm puts. otherwise just buy calls/puts on either QQQ and/or SPY. it is far easier to hedge for macro than it is for micro.

[Anonymous No.57658011]

>>57657831
Stop gambling and invest by buying and holding.

[Anonymous No.57658014]

>>57657870
>what an you do about it
You stop being a nigger, son.
Stop being a nigger.

[Anonymous No.57658081]

>>57655269
Maybe try Temu. They might have some Trump-related regalia.

[Anonymous No.57658083]

What broker do you guys use? I’m looking to drop ETrade for something else

[Anonymous No.57658092]

>>57658083
Schwab but only because TDA got bought out by them. They're fine though. Fidelity is also a good choice.

[Anonymous No.57658098]

yurope just cant pump without america

[Anonymous No.57658099]

>>57658083
A broker is a person. E*TRADE is a brokerage.

[Anonymous No.57658112]

>>57658011
Yeah, that’ll pay off in the next 20,000 years

[Anonymous No.57658113]

>>57658098
They depend on fining our companies for their revenue.

[Anonymous No.57658143]

>>57658099
Thanks nigger, now answer the question

[Anonymous No.57658153]

>>57658083
Fidelity. Really nice UI and their customer service is second to none. Plus they have a lot of side benefits like a credit card and debit card that works over seas without fees

[Anonymous No.57658165]

>>57658112
>you have to gamble to make it
I look forwarding to posting my 6 figures here

[Anonymous No.57658171]

>>57658112
You're just setting yourself up to be even worse off that you already are. It's going to take more time, knowledge, and skill than you're demanding. Niggers have a lot of difficulty seeing farther than 5 minutes and 5 inches ahead. Keep calm and Lrn2NATGASANDOIL.

[Anonymous No.57658174]

>>57658083
Charles Schwab. Excellent customer service. And I have learnt to trust their stock ratings system, even when I flout them.

[Anonymous No.57658185]

>>57658143
I don't want the bits representing your capital kept in the same databases on the same servers as mine.

[Anonymous No.57658190]

>>57657694

[Anonymous No.57658193]

how many of you invest in indexes?

[Anonymous No.57658198]

/biz/ implications of 4chan jannies deleting all truth-revealing threads?

[Anonymous No.57658199]

>>57658083
Fidelity.

[Anonymous No.57658200]

[Anonymous No.57658203]

>>57658113
kek

[Anonymous No.57658218]

>>57658098
Yeah they have like $43 collectively.

[Anonymous No.57658222]

>>57657745
i prefer stockpicking and holding them instead of swing trading now. i look around on finviz or so and find 5-7 i like.

[Anonymous No.57658223]

>>57658113
Fuck them anyways. They lose me money all the time.

[Anonymous No.57658235]

>>57658198
Imagine being too dumb for the dumbest people on the internet, LOL!

[Anonymous No.57658239]

>>57658113
Actually, i´ve heard some wild shit about coke going out of the market, they are going to replace it in the distribution centers with some homemade white brand replacement shit.

[Anonymous No.57658240]

>>57658190
the relief of my boxers no longer being tight is crazy.

[Anonymous No.57658249]

>>57658222
So feed us info, anon. What are your current picks?

[Anonymous No.57658254]

>>57658193
Most of my money is tied up in one.

[Anonymous No.57658261]

>>57658240
My dude, a few times by now I´ve taken a shit that rendered me KO, imagine having to sit on the ground for half an hour with the feeling that your ass was just rammed in with a pine tree, or simply fainting and hitting your head on the floor.

[Anonymous No.57658274]

>>57658249
>crwd, meta, msft, nvda, arm, amd, amzn.
thats excluding crypto. if you are ok with crypto then fbtc id add which i do have.

[Anonymous No.57658298]

>>57658261
I have to watch myself with spicy food as I ended up with the blackest solidest log of shit stuck in my ass.

[Anonymous No.57658307]

Anyone else going to be keeping tabs on SMCI tomorrow morning, just in case there's any gravy left on the gravy train?

[Anonymous No.57658316]

>>57658239
Wat?
wat?

[Anonymous No.57658358]

>>57658316
You know how those faggots make up rules and words to make their coveted protectionism? Now they invented the term greenwashing.

>>57658298
I had to stop it, last time i´ve hit my head I don´t know how i survived

[Anonymous No.57658362]

chips act money is starting to roll out now. Global foundries is getting 1.5 billion. They worth buying here? seems like a quieter chips play.

[Anonymous No.57658367]

>crypto
Up bigly, everyone getting rich af
>stocks
Closed, fags have to talk about literal shit

How is it possible to be that cucked?

[Anonymous No.57658379]

>>57658362
I wouldn't get all excited about the Chips Act. If anything it's being used to fund the competition. No different than the EBT cards for the illegals at the border. Your tax dollars at work.

[Anonymous No.57658381]

>>57658367
>stock market is $103 trillion
>crypto market is $2 trillion
lol

[Anonymous No.57658398]

>>57658298
Two spoonfuls of mustard is one of the best laxatives

[Anonymous No.57658400]

>>57658367
>BTC up 0.02%
>ETH up 1.1%
>bigly

[Anonymous No.57658424]

Is Submachine Gun General ready for Jensen's big reveal?

[Anonymous No.57658430]

I'm asking /smg/ because I like you guys. When starting new accounts on different e-commerce platforms, how do you get over being new with no reviews or sales history? Real buyers don't trust new stores with (0), while scammers have tried to target me more since I'm new.

[Anonymous No.57658460]

>>57658430
Just got to proceed with patience and acceptance of the reality of it until you finally overcome, and be organic in your appearance.

[Anonymous No.57658466]

>>57658430
advertising on social media

[Anonymous No.57658486]

>>57658362
Chips act is like a long, tiered rollout of capital instead of a fast cash injection, so any US company receiving it (yes there's more USA companies getting it besides what the Vietnam guy spams) could be a decent long, but don't expect immediate ... Or even positive return..... For a while.

[Anonymous No.57658490]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57658504]

>>57658490

[Anonymous No.57658506]

>>57657108
I am still buying public storage REITs. They are more shielded from CRE fallout but still got the nice dips the CrIsIs caused.

[Anonymous No.57658527]

>>57658430
I don't know if it's as easy to do these days but I used to buy tons of Chinese auctions (for junk that I would just throw away) for literal pennies, just to build up feedback.

[Anonymous No.57658537]

>>57658527
Sorry, should have added this was on eBay but you might be able to do something similar on other platforms.

[Anonymous No.57658566]

>>57657108
ive been investing a truly retarded amount into uranium and nuclear
>GE
>BWXT
>UEC
>CCO (CCL for yanks)
>Physical Uranium Trusts
>EFR (UUUU for burgers)

im expecting big things in the next couple years

[Anonymous No.57658612]

>NATGAS

[Anonymous No.57658622]

>>57653672
cute and funny

[Anonymous No.57658645]

>he thought the market was open today

[Anonymous No.57658676]

Holidays are a scam.

[Anonymous No.57658678]

Capital One is rumored to be buying Discover Financial

[Anonymous No.57658695]

>>57658678
interesting

[Anonymous No.57658708]

>>57657417
as if the UK isnt already the 1984 capitol right behind china.

[Anonymous No.57658709]

>>57658612
If tomorrow, why not today? If 8 hours from now, why not in 3?

[Anonymous No.57658718]

>>57658566
>GE
Wait, wait. General Electric? How are they a player in uranium?

[Anonymous No.57658732]

>>57658709
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Anonymous No.57658752]

>>57658718
they spun off General Electric Vernova, which partnered with Hitachi and handles all of their energy business. they literally build reactors and componants

[Anonymous No.57658758]

>>57658612
>buying it before April into June

[Anonymous No.57658764]

>>57658506
which is best

[Anonymous No.57658806]

>>57658752
Ah so.

[Anonymous No.57658824]

>>57657308
>>57657574
ENLV is your gamble
LEGN is the mid bet
XBI is the soft play

[Anonymous No.57658929]

>>57658764
If you had to pick only one I'd say PSA. I also have high hopes for CUBE but they are more of a gamble.

[Anonymous No.57658982]

HEY BUDDY TAKE ALOOK AT CRUDE OIL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57658995]

>>57656684
Savings are not a bad thing, it doesn't fit inefficiently it offers resilience against market downturns when most or all people don't need to sell off stocks the moment times get tough. I wish these retards knew how to save. I keep 1 months of expenses in checking 6 in savings if I was wealthier I'd have several years of expenses in savings

[Anonymous No.57658999]

Cant post stocks so here is futas

[Anonymous No.57659016]

>>57658999
Cocoabros....how come they don't want us man?

[Anonymous No.57659037]

>>57659016
ZUME
OUTWARDS

[Anonymous No.57659043]

>>57658999 (chchchecked)
Corn continues its descent to the shadow realm. Could be a nice buy point if CL can bust through 80.

[Anonymous No.57659047]

>>57658367
>NVDA +251.55% 1Y, +1724.45% 5Y
>BTC +112.49% 1Y, +1432.57% 5Y
>Ethereum +73.58% 1Y, +2388.57% 5Y
>SMCI +812.24% 1Y, +3969.50% 5Y
But sure, bud, crypto is the way. Not saying that crypto is bad but compared to the big trailblazers on the stock market, the gains aren't really all that impressive.
And I'd say it's far riskier than stocks. Even a giga volatile stock like SMCI is less risky in my opinion.
But people are pathetic and always need to feud with another. Gains are gains. Whether you are a cryptofag or a stockfag, doesn't matter...

[Anonymous No.57659078]

>>57658999
Checked. Not surprising seeing nat gas in the red with how much its shilled here. I swear there is a group that is able to find the worst possible assets to invest in, and shills them here to get as many anons to lose money as possible. Its some sort of sick joke to them.

[Anonymous No.57659123]

Help me take this to $800k, I need $300k to pay my mortgage and $500k to have because I want to have it. Do I go all in SOXL after the correction ?

[Anonymous No.57659124]

>>57659047
>Not saying that crypto is bad but
>>57659078
You stupid fuckin NIGGERS that can't think or see beyond 5 hours or feet at the most.
Watching for
APRIL
INTO
JUNE
as a place to start buying in any notable amounts.

[Anonymous No.57659152]

>>57659123
No

[Anonymous No.57659160]

>>57659123
NVDA calls

[Anonymous No.57659196]

>>57659160
>recommending them to get IV crushed even if the earnings are good

[Anonymous No.57659200]

>>57658758
Just curled 27lbs I can prolly do 35lbs, gonna get to +60lbs without taking roids like you.

[Anonymous No.57659209]

>>57659200
You have me mixed up with the NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.57659214]

>>57658999
HOGS HOGS HOGS

[Anonymous No.57659256]

baking

[Anonymous No.57659267]

>>57659209
I thought BOIL & FIT anon were the same guy? Are you not?

[Anonymous No.57659300]

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[Anonymous No.57659299]

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3 - ơƖɖ ɱąŋ ʄųƈƙıŋɠ 5 ɬɛɛŋʂ ąɠɛɖ 12 ɬơ 16ყơ.

4 - ƙıɖŋąPPɛɖ ıʂཞąɛƖı ɬɛɛŋ ཞąPɛɖ.

5 - 12ყơ ცཞơɬɧɛཞ ʄųƈƙıŋɠ 8ყơ ʂıʂɬɛཞ ąŋɖ ƈųɱɱıŋɠ ıŋʂıɖɛ.

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[Anonymous No.57659301]

>>57659124
Why have you been shilling it for months trying to get people to buy? This is the first time I've seen any post about April or June. Are you moving the goalpost?

[Anonymous No.57659315]

>57659299
>57659300
Kind of tempted to go to that link desu

[Anonymous No.57659327]

>>57658999
man I wish futas were real

>>57658995
I'm with you man, idk how people manage the stress of being on edge with money like that

the problem is that post-08 gov+fed policy has made leverage-maxxing the optimal play, so no one saves (picrel)
and so far they've been rewarded by coasting on 10+ years of ZIRP and a record 16+ year nearly uninterrupted bull market

a legit recession with simultaneous stock crash + increased unemployment will serious fuck a lot of people, and the fed may be stuck with fewer options than ever to play calvinball with

[Anonymous No.57659352]

>>57659256
there's already another thread

[Anonymous No.57659358]

>>57659327
People don't really seem to take it seriously. It's just a meme to them. They happily post screenshots of their checking account with like 12 cents in it on Twitter with captions like "who else tryna stretch .12 to payday [laughing emoji] [laughing emoji] [crying emoji]"

[Anonymous No.57659359]

>>57659267
That NIGGER is the one who turned me onto BOIL last year. He comes and goes, as NIGGERS do.

[Anonymous No.57659368]

>>57659301
>first time I've seen any post about April or June
TOURIST
FAGGOT
NIGGER
And talking about something is not the same as "trying to get people to buy" either
RETARD.

[Anonymous No.57659397]

>>57659327
>>57659358
i have $10k as a rainy day fund and it pisses me off to no end.

[Anonymous No.57659401]

>>57659267
Also, surely you can tell that that NIGGER you are talking about has hardly ever watched any WESTERNS in his life if EVER.

[Anonymous No.57659419]

So which dead black guy are we supposed to be honoring today? Saint Floyd’s Day or something?

[Anonymous No.57659423]

>>57658398
This sounds like it's true but I don't want to try it because that shit is unbearable

[Anonymous No.57659427]

>>57659401
>Also, surely you can tell that that NIGGER you are talking about has hardly ever watched any WESTERNS in his life if EVER.
Yeah, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.57659454]

>>57659419
Dead black slaveowners, actually
>>57659397
I've got just barely enough for a year's worth of mortgage payments (~$22k).

[Anonymous No.57659456]

>>57659427
He had no dad.
I am a Dad.

[Anonymous No.57659463]

>>57659454
Sorry what I meant was dead (black slave) owners

[Anonymous No.57659621]

recycle >>57654481
>>57654481

[Anonymous No.57660535]

>>57657450
exit brazil
enter argentina