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>> No.57651177

>finally got $25,000 in index funds
Slow and steady

>> No.57651201

>>57651177
>hes not putting 100% in a single asset
ngmingfmi

>> No.57651202
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No stocks tomorrow!

>> No.57651218

>>57651202
THERE ARE PLENTY OF STOCKS SHUT UP
THEY... JUST AREN'T DOING ANYTHING

/bursts into tears

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>>57651177

>> No.57651229
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>>57651218
>not treats

>> No.57651232
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>>57651174
Anyone know of a list that talks about the best returns of 2023? Wondering what niche assets did the best last year.

>> No.57651243
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>>57651177
Nice

>> No.57651274
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>>57651177
Checked. Nice very nice.

>> No.57651283
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>>57651177
Fuck yea brother! I’m sorry I was a dick in the other thread making fun of 5 digit portfolios. We all got to start somewhere and I bet your way ahead of your peers. I just hate poltards so fucking much it’s unreal.

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>>57651174
My reasoning is that autists walk in circles.

>> No.57651292
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Why did Youtube demonetize the Mav of wall street

>> No.57651298

>>57651292
can't have people knowledgeable about finance

>> No.57651299
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>>57651292
>demon-etize

>> No.57651324
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Easy

>> No.57651330

>>57651177
>index funds
enjoy retiring at 80.

>> No.57651333
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57651333

I just want it to end.

>> No.57651359

>>57651333
I want it to keep going! I'm learning a lot

>> No.57651384
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>>57651283
>if you dont agree with leftist talking points then you are a nazi

two digit IQ poster

>> No.57651397
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>>57651232
All I know is that hand held NIGGER SHOCKERS did breddy gud. Not "the best", and not even "amazing" or anything like that, but still
BREDDY GUD
>BREDDY GUD
BREDDY
FUCKIN
GUD

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>> No.57651421
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>>57651384
You mistake me, it’s the loser victim mentality that I hate so much. You are right, having a “side” is for dumb low IQ losers. Culture war is for peasants and faggots who can’t have sex.

>> No.57651433

>>57651397
kek, 40% is breddy breddy good.

>> No.57651456

>>57651359
what did you learn?

>> No.57651478
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>>57651433

>> No.57651497
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>> No.57651507
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>>57651174

>> No.57651508

>>57651497
grats on your normie credentials

>> No.57651516

>>57651174
This is not the original image

>> No.57651548
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>>57651421
Post body nigger. You posted like 30 times last thread and it was just all projection about being a fat retard who can't get laid.

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>> No.57651558
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HOW DO I INVEST IN UZBEKIBEKISTANSTAN?
I WANT EMERGING MARKETS

>> No.57651574

>>57651421
>>57651548
Now kiss

>> No.57651582
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>>57651177
Just remember: if you wouldn't prefer 50% cash/50% VOO to 100% VOO, you shouldn't prefer 100% VOO to 100% SSO

>> No.57651584

Man smg sucks on 3 day weekends.

>> No.57651585
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57651585

Is there seriously another like 36 hours of your shizo bullshit until stocks again?

>> No.57651590

>>57651548
>Oh hey. Appreciate the scandalous pics for sure :)
What a fucking gay ass reply

>> No.57651595
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>>57651202
China wins again.

>> No.57651605
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57651605

What's the most you've gained and lost on an options trade?

>> No.57651604
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>>57651595
Wait I thought the 2 weeks was up and China was collapsing at last?

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>>57651590
you niggers always say my game is weak and yet ive posted nudes from like 15 chicks ive fucked in the last year while you guys post (underage) anime girls.

give me an example of your "sigma male" reply dude... 100% chance you just come off as a gooner or tryhard faggot while I just send some goofy shit and spam emojis with no effort.

>> No.57651616

>>57651548
Hahaha The dumbass poorhouse phone poster who can’t afford a computer and fucks chubby tranny loving piggies is still here. I love how your uneducated ass injects himself weekly but is afraid of pharma because he’s too dumb and uneducated to critically think what he reads online. Post your non existent bank account first you fat fucking steroid using poverty clown, LOL!

>> No.57651618

>>57651456
>Short 0.01 XAUUSD at 2005.17
>Moves against me
>Long 0.02 XAUUSD at 2017.63
>Now have a channel where it'll waffle around at a loss, but once it picks a direction and breaks the channel, I should get money
Now doing paper experiments to see if I can exploit this

>> No.57651620
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>>57651285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z1NR9IQICo

>> No.57651627

>>57651585
Only for NO HOOD NIGGERS because the HOOD markets open tomorrow at 8pm.

>> No.57651631
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>>57651605
I lost like $3000 last year on Cassava puts because the pajeet guy didnt tell me the CEO was jewish and that his whole thesis was irrelevant because of that

>> No.57651635
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>>57651631
lol

>> No.57651637

>>57651604
Reached a crescendo a couple weeks ago with Chinese retail traders posting death threats to their SEC's Weibo page kek

>> No.57651640

>>57651333
winter is important for the earth. it teaches long term planning for humans too.

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>>57651631
The jeet was probably an agent of the jewish CEO the whole time, they have an affinity you know (jeets for jews)

>> No.57651650

>>57651582
I'm in VT

>> No.57651652

>>57651614
>he has sex with american women for free
disgusting

>> No.57651654

>>57651605
I sold a very deep OTM covered call and make $10 :)

>> No.57651655

>>57651640
my "long term planning" consists of hiding indoors for six months straight

>> No.57651657
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>>57651637
Based Chang not taking any shit.

>> No.57651665

>>57651614
Dumb, gullible, and you try this hard, LOL. You are truly my favourite LOLcow you try hard roided up chubby chasing poverty clown.

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>>57651174
Too fucking easy scrubs.
Get on my level

>> No.57651671

>>57651177
Well done, yeah I just VT and chill. In 20-30 years provided I keep my job and manage to shovel money in there’s good odds I retire happy. Now, if I lose my job I’m hosed as I’m basically living in a cardboard box so I should probably get I Bonds or something for an emergency fund.

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>>57651654
Well done sir

>> No.57651680

>>57651614
>I've abused a dozen women with detached personality styles and that means I understand them better.
Idk what you want, an apology for the rest of us not being psychopaths?

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>>57651333
>MFW it's time for all the wacky ass winter-spring transition weather and all the crazy wet snow

>> No.57651686

>>57651605
lost 18k in 5 minutes on MARA with 0dtes because it was a sour not a power hour
made 2k on an AMC spread when the resident pajeet lost 30k selling naked calls

>> No.57651701

>>57651671
If after a decade or whatever you lose your job for six months, you can just liquidate some of your VT and still be way ahead than if you kept an emergency fund in cash.

>> No.57651702

>>57651177
Nice way of buying the all time high
Dumbfuck

>> No.57651705

>>57651685
>1-2 more months of being able to use the oven without turning my apartment into a sauna
AAAAAA GOT TO CLEAR THE FREEZER

>> No.57651707

>>57651650
Patrician Choice

>> No.57651708
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>>57651585
yes

>> No.57651711

I'm down like 40% on PENN can someone give me some hopium / copium

>> No.57651712
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>>57651652
some of them arent american

>>57651680
sirs having sex is not abuse and they do it for free

>> No.57651714
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>>57651685
I wish there was a way to invest in wacky weather.

Perhaps some volatile commodity used in heating and electricity generation...

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>>57651714
You fuckin commodity gamblooors I tell you what.

>> No.57651728

>>57651614
I genuinely don’t get the meme. Did they used to give newly weds special government loans?

>> No.57651731

>>57651712
>sirs having sex is not abuse and they do it for free
Having sex with a bunch of them while jerking them around is abuse. Just because it's legal and consensual doesn't mean it's moral. The reason everything sucks is because we've replaced God in morality with individual consent.

>> No.57651742

>>57651721
I think this pic is photoshoped.

>> No.57651744
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>>57651728
In Nazi Germany they did.

>> No.57651756

So some guy that is Trevor's friend (I think it's sitting on the NKLA board) entered in a partnership with with Nikola to bring the Barger truck to market.

https://youtu.be/Fl8L3kWCpFQ?si=w-QGZUk3oVX8bFPX

Obviously it's another grift. People are retarded so the will buy NKLA anyways because news. Expect a pop and major short squeeze.

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>>57651731
you are one of those dudes that jerks off to porn 10 times a week and then says premarital sex is a sin right?

i never have to lie to them man and the only one that is getting hurt is (you). no matter what year you lived in with your mindset you would still be the weird incel guy that girls avoid because they can detect the seethe instantly.

im just never getting married... hahahaha... i mean... im just never going to and you cant stop me from having premarital sex... oohhhhh im gonna do it again... hahahahhahahahahahahh

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>>57651742
Impossible. We all respect Greta here and would never post a fake or misleading picture of her.

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>heng seng

>> No.57651767

Imagine telling bobos of the past few years about the current state of the world. Major economies struggling, chinese real estate burning to the ground, raised and sustained interest rates, and geopolitical frictions including full scale wars in both Israel and Europe. And then imagine their faces when you told them the markets were still utterly green and would continue to be green for the forseeable future.

Hilarious.

>> No.57651768

>>57651744
Of course the dumb, gullible, try hard roided up chubby chasing poverty clown is also a socialist. You can’t make this stuff up, haha.

>> No.57651770

>>57651744
Well damn that’s based

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>>57651768
Hey, I may be a chubby chaser, but I am not those other things!

>> No.57651779

>>57651759
I used to do what you do and thought the way you did. I know I don't have a way to communicate what I'm saying to you but it's really annoying when you mock us because you're too naive to understand.

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>>57651605
I don't do
NIGGERTARD OPTIONS DICE GOOMBLING
and only stick to safe, sensible trading of NATGAS AND OIL like generations of white cis heterosexual males have taught us is THE WAY.

>> No.57651807

Is nvidia gonna be bullish bros?

>> No.57651808

>>57651772
My bad, you are a good ol oldfag. I’m sorry I mistook you for that other faggot.

>> No.57651811

>>57651767
no need to imagine, its my reality

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>>57651174

>> No.57651825
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>>57651177
basefd

>> No.57651827

>negative assets
>negative p/b
>stable revenues at 20 B these past few years
>earnings have somewhat increased despite that
>has an annual dividend yield of about 10%, usually increases it year after year
>number of shares outstanding falling, suppose it has to do with stock buybacks

Might buy Altria if it keeps slurping until it´s worth 30 dollars and the finnancial results improve.

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>>57651767
i mean if you told me that they printed trillions of dollars in "aid" directly to jews in iisrael and ukraine then yeah i would probably guess the fake and gay markets were at an ATH

>>57651797
but imagine boil calls anon...

>>57651779
wait so you are telling me you actually talk to women and you still white knight for them? lmao.. okay now im really confused. the only logical way to have your views are to have never actually grown to know women

>> No.57651853

Higher. For. Longer.

>> No.57651859
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>>57651711
At least it didn't break the October lows and 2019 support zone. Yet.

They seem to be hemorrhaging cash so I'd look at their turnaround plans (see their Investor Relations page & listen to the latest earnings call) as well as their balance sheet/financials (Marketwatch and TradingView usually have good summaries for that information)

They're competing against, what, casinos and sports bookies? So you may have a better time allocating some money to DKNG or WYNN/LVS/MGM/CZR (sorry I don't know casinos well enough to give a definitive answer)

>> No.57651860

>>57651828
>boil calls
Yeah, I'm likely to play some of those this coming summer ramp, and might do KOLD KALL KLANNING on the higher NATGAS spikes. I'm still not knowledgeable enough about options to do more than small test dips here and there though.

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God Bless XOM

>> No.57651867
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>>57651767
To be fair you left out the trillions in both stimulus and quantitative easing. Since Obama every American thinks the President makes the economy go up and not the trillion a year spending he does. Trump and Obama had almost the exact same economic numbers and surprise surprise spent the exact same amount of money.

>> No.57651884

>>57651828
Do you have any of your own thoughts or do you just parrot pol on a constant basis? How retarded are your parents that you turned a Mongolian basketweaving forum into your father figure, LOL. Least we now know why you are poor.

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>>57651765
>Mongolian Mining Corp continues to outperform

>> No.57651902

>>57651894
>misread corp as carp
>think of AQB

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>>57651765
>heng seng
more like Hang Chang, am I right?

>> No.57651924

>>57651884
>Do you have any of your own thoughts
Nope, his dick does all the thinking and he just does what MASSA says.

>> No.57651947

>>57651924
kek

>> No.57651963
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>>57651884
I see a double top, what do you see?
Mr "freethinker"

>> No.57651969

>>57651884
casual sex is gross, hedonism is gay. the fact you hang out with so many women means you're feminine

>> No.57651972

>>57651963
What do you see on the Hang Seng Ching Chong?

>> No.57651978

will smci recover on tuesday? no way it doesn't right?

>> No.57651982

>>57651867
>this chart exists
>dollar HEEMing other currencies
Genuinely asking here, what do other countries do about the present situation? Why is the US being allowed to offload catastrophic levels of inflation onto other countries and currencies?

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>>57651174
I break down walls

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>>57651978
Your first big investment, right? Take a few moments and study this chart. Very carefully.

It could save your life.

>> No.57651993

>>57651982
because all the monied interests that run those countries have significant wealth in dollars

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>>57651982
Because they also print to make up the difference. Also some *are* reaching their breaking point; hence dedollarization and dollar wrecking ball talk.

We are giga fucked over the next decade.

>> No.57652001

>>57651978
recover to what? it was immensely overvalued. maybe in a few years (assuming tech doesnt nosedive)

>> No.57652012
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Let’s say you’re down 10% on a stock but it’s going to rebound. Is it a sound investment strategy to sell shares at a loss to buy calls?

>> No.57652023

>>57652012
Yeah, basically you're talking on that time risk.

>> No.57652037

>>57651972
Im not chinese, I couldnt care less
Getting nervous, CIA nigger?

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>>57651174
ez test

>> No.57652042

>>57652012
average down until it rebounds duh, thats why the house always wins in the casino, infinite money with statistics in your favor and you win
so long as you're not buying a stock that's endlessly bleeding cash (endless stock dilution)

selling shares to buy calls just puts you under pressure to peform within a specific period, your risk-reward changes drastically compared to just holding shares
again holding shares may be boring, but as long as the company itself is not bleeding money, the worst is it goes sideways and you just lost out on opportunity cost vs broad market

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>>57651631
>>57652012
>reddit pics

>> No.57652054
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>>57651174
ez

>> No.57652058

>>57652037
Sorry, you're mistaken. I actually own YINN and BABA because no Chinaman ever called me "cracker".

And the Hang Seng seems to be putting in higher lows, sorta breaking out of a bear flag on the weekly. At least that's my read.

>> No.57652060

>>57652054
you missed 3 doors u dumbfuck

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>>57651614
I post cat memes sir
tho i have never had sex

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>>57651982
Catastrophic levels is a gross hyperbole, US has near the lowest inflation levels in the world. Still, it’s a valid question and one I ponder a lot. I do see bond vigilantes getting active in the future and it’s bizarre how pacified they have been for a decade and a half.
>>57651963
I see astrology for men. Jokes aside I think PE is much more relative. Term I heard lately that I think perfectly describes things is that everything is perfectly priced. No deals or dangers, Nasdaq at a PE of 30 seems right to me.

>> No.57652071

>>57651916
HOLY FUCK

>> No.57652074
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Invest in Waste Management

>> No.57652081

>>57651558
Autist-kun i kneel.

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>>57652000
I remember when I was a kid like 20+ years ago and sitting around at a family gathering and all the "smart adults" talking about how debt was out of control and we are fucked in just two more weeks.

If I have learned anything in all of these years it is that they really are just meaningless numbers and they can always just throw another zero on shit while all the old farts die and all the young kids scream "bussin" when they get a $2 raise at their job that pays exactly enough to pay rent.


>I shilled YANG calls Friday and no one listened, some people even mocked me

watch and learn faggots

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>>57652060
Ok nigger, i fixed it, fucking negro gorilla negger.

>> No.57652095

invest more into uranium

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>>57652092
>not perfectly symmetrical

You don’t have real autism

>> No.57652113

>>57652090
>all the young kids scream "bussin" when they get a $2 raise at their job that pays exactly enough to pay rent
The difference is that with years of good self control (do you think kids today can pass the marshmallow test?), you can minimize your expenses and maximize your returns

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>>57652071

>CHINA

>> No.57652120

>>57652065
No index was ever perfect at 30 PE, what the fuck.

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>>57652090
This nigga is poor with zero financial education. Also shit taste in cringe philosophers.

>> No.57652141
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>>57652113
plenty of kids are making 150% a year on bitcoin for the last decade and the rest only care about having enough to get high and will shoplift from walmart to buy fentanyl patches. the world will keep turning sirs.

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Can /smg/ solve this one though?

>> No.57652153
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Okay niggers, all of you need to need to drop whatever you're doing and watch this interview right now. All of it. It an interview with the former head of cyber operations at the US State Department and it explains perfectly what's been going on with all the shilling from CISA glowniggers in /smg/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYSKaS-XtQ

>> No.57652167

>>57652128
>it is what it is
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU SO MUCH

>> No.57652169

>>57651584
Its pretty bad on 2 day weekends too
>>57652102
I can't find the hidden merchant.

>> No.57652170

>>57652153
>1:04:44
come one dude just give us the qrd

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>>57652153
>need to need to
>It an
Fucking hell.

>> No.57652172

>>57652120
That’s what I’d pay for the big seven. 30 or less is what I’d look for on growth stocks. I don’t think it’s a deal, 30 was why I sold my TQQQ for TNA and UPRO but I don’t think it’s bad either. That move cost me a mil in gains in the end. Everything just looks stable and perfectly priced.

>> No.57652174

>>57652065
>I do see bond vigilantes getting active in the future
what even is a "bond vigilante"?

>> No.57652182

>>57652153
is this about sister fucking? i might watch it if so

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>>57652174
People who buy this chart.

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>>57652170
You need to watch it. It's extremely information dense and it shows exactly how the government is manipulating public opinion to keep themselves in power.

>> No.57652196

>>57652167
I too find Spinoza work really neat but in the end ultimately useless and unbeneficial. We are all one with the universe… ok, but what do I do with that?

>> No.57652198

>>57651828
>wait so you are telling me you actually talk to women and you still white knight for them?
No. I think women are retards and shouldn't be allowed to consent.

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>>57652141
>plenty of kids are making 150% a year on bitcoin

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Should I sell bros? NVIDIA has been stagnant all of least week and I have made a good chunk of money on it on the 21st there earnings report is going to come out and I don’t know if the stock is gonna go bullish or drop 1928 style kinda worries me

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>>57652182
It might as well be, considering how incestuous the government is with itself to stay in power.

>> No.57652225

>>57652213
there is something to be said and something to learn about just taking the money when you have it

>> No.57652232

>>57652216
do you really think there is a disinformation campaign taking place here in /smg/?

>> No.57652235
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>>57652090
The 80s and 90s debt panics were caused by a modest amount of debt and Volcker-tier 15-20% interest rates.

They were resolved by a combination of the peace dividend (slashing defense spending after the Cold War ended), the 90s tech boom, and deregulation bringing down inflation (allowing rate cuts).

Our situation starts out almost the exact opposite - 122% debt-to-GDP that is already at historically low interest rates. We have wars heating up, an economy burning through its pandemic sugar rush, and an increasingly batshit DC (see LNG exports, for example). Oh yeah, and the country is far less White nowadays.

>> No.57652242

>>57652172
Are you malfunctioning?

>> No.57652255
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>>57652232
Yes, I do. Watch the interview, nigger.

>> No.57652269

>>57652225
> first response is someone speaking in tongues

>> No.57652279

>>57652255
just sum it up for us

>> No.57652281

>>57652235
>oh and the country is far less white nowadays

bro.. why sprinkle in racism at the end jfc.

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>>57652153
I'm watching but that dude looks AI generated and I am cautious of having the CIA tell me about the CIA and the main thing I want to find out is does he know how low NATGAS is going to go before it reverses and what is the next good OIL buyin.

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>>57652174
Folks who demand higher rates on loans to the government as they don’t believe the US debt is not as secure as touted.
Everyone, especially the poltards like to think of this in binary, like the US is either completely fucked or ok in 30 years. It’s more nuance as the big boys instead of being 100% sure 30 year debt is good become only 90% sure, or 80% sure and demand higher rates for the risk. That’s what happened in June and it really fucked me hard.

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Dfence companies are screwed, putin is going to take his objectives and end war, let ukraine fall into a rogue state. NATO is done for, EU is screwed. Trump will win 2024 and I can't wait to see the butthurt posting zeihan has in november. Globalists are just daytraders with bigger pockets. Overconfident but always get rekt to reality. PS. Netherlands instability will destroy the chip market, nvidia is only valuable cause chips will eventually be a scarce and dissapearing resource.

>> No.57652299

>>57652235
and yet high yield corporate debt etfs/funds are ONLY yielding around 6.5% at the moment.
that is about 100bps over the Fed funds rate. ONE HUNDRED BPS.
or in other words, every sort of debt is heavily discounted at the moment.
idk who is doing this and why this is being done.
except for
>muh QE frontrunning

>> No.57652301

Anons, is it worth looking into MNST?

>> No.57652312

>now /smg/ is fully schizo'd out too
think that's the last bastion for me, see you guys in a month or so

>> No.57652314 [DELETED] 

***REMINDER***
It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis

>> No.57652322

>>57652289
>Folks who demand higher rates on loans to the government as they don’t believe the US debt is not as secure as touted.
half of the yield curve, if not most by now, is yielding below the Fed funds rate.
that's insane. institutions and investors are floating cheap debt with their decisions and they're doing it for freeeeee

>> No.57652323

>>57652299
how to profit of this discounted debt?

>>57652312
c u tomorro anon

>> No.57652331 [DELETED] 

***REMINDER***
It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis. Jannies do too.

>> No.57652337

>>57651605
>Gained
2100 bucks on some 1 DTE put spreads into an FOMC
>Lost
3 grand on some illiquid calls. I'm disabling options on all my accounts.

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>>57652213
Hold dont be a pussy ...NVDA will soar

>> No.57652345

>>57652281
Because have you seen how black or brown countries handle debt crises? It's not with Dutch-like thrift, I can tell you that much.

When the next recession hits, we'll have a golden opportunity to refinance at lower rates and improve our situation. Unless certain congresscritters with demographically safe seats push for retarded stimulus spending. And lord help us if they try to fund that with tax hikes on rich wypipo. Then our situation gets *worse*.

>> No.57652346 [DELETED] 

>>57652279
I already did: the government considers its own voters as hostile adversaries and is using the military and intelligence agencies to manipulate public and opinion on an unprecedented scale since 2020 to keep the (((right people))) in power.

>>57652288
It's still good information. The interview gets crazier and crazier as you go, so you need to watch the whole thing.

>> No.57652348

>>57652153
Fantastic video

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>>57652255
I’m pretty sure it’s all chinks and vatniks on 4chan as billionaire kleptocrats have no restrictions and love toxic balkanization but I’ll check it out. See if you are right, or if I’m right, or if we are both right, or if we are both schizos.
I do expect more corporate shilling in the future. Only thing that brings me comfort in these trying times is Pepsi. You should all relax, surf 4chan and drink a Pepsi.

>> No.57652354

>>57652346
>overnment considers its own voters as hostile adversaries and is using the military and intelligence agencies to manipulate public and opinion
old news
what is this the 50s? the 1850s??

>> No.57652362

>>57652322
Exactly this, but it’s been going on forever. So I agree it should change but the question is why now?

>> No.57652394

>>57652295
You're retarded.

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>>57652312

>> No.57652399

>>57652322
>>57652362
It's handy to look at something like a chart of AMR. Those crazy fucks just kept buying back shares, relentlessly, against the tide of the market, come hell or high water.

Yellen and her successors will do the same with TLT, in reverse. Endless gigahuge bond auctions. They'll find buyers, no question. But the push on rates may be $10t for 0.5% and then another $1t pushes it 1%. You just don't know until the bids come in.

>> No.57652403

>>57651859

Thanks for the analysis fren. I don't know much either about casinos but at least PENN has physical properties

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>>57652295
>Netherlands instability will destroy the chip market
My God, rioting Eritreans burning ASML to the ground would be the perfect epitaph for the West.

>> No.57652410

>>57652362
>So I agree it should change but the question is why now?
I don't know.
No matter which metric you think might be relevant and influential on things, reality proves it ain't so shortly after.
>declining Fed balance sheet? no biggie.
>BTFP? no biggie.
>reverse repo reaching some trillion? no biggie.
>reverse repo getting depleted to zero? no biggie.
>Fed not loading up on 10y bonds any longer? no biggie.
idk

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>>57652295
Your first sentence is contradictory; it ignores the new relevance of drone warfare. The outcome of Ukraine doesn't matter, the way war is fought has changed. Defense companies that pivot to drone swarms, armor piercing drones, anti-drone drones, naval drones, and ballsack-seeking drones could make infinite government contract cheddar.

Can't digest the rest of your paragraph, as I'm unfortunately sane.

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>>57652351
>>57652354
>oy vey, this is completely normal and it's always been this way!!
Shut fuck up and watch the interview. The US government has designated anyone who isn't a democrat or neocon republican as a domestic combatant.

>> No.57652420

>>57652153
Fantastic video

>> No.57652422

>>57652299
Lots of Jap savers, lots of corpos were smart and refinanced, and the OIL and GAS borrowers who usually provide some cyclical spice have been building up cash the past decade instead of relying on HYG.

>> No.57652424

>>57652399
I’m 50% TMF right now, and another 25% TNA and sweating like crazy. I don’t like it long term but with the pivot it should pay, unless the bond vigilantes get active. I just want to hit 4% fed rate and get out!

>> No.57652432

>>57652301
I say MNST is played out and you should go with CELH. But htis is one of those cases where you channel your inner Peter Lynch and drink both before deciding.

>> No.57652449

>>57651558
Impressive, very nice
https://youtu.be/j6u13exke8Q?feature=shared

>> No.57652450

>>57652351
The solution is staring those Langley dumbfucks in the face: if they don't want our country split, deport those tens of millions of illegals. If they can't even do that, they deserve to lose.

>> No.57652458

>>57652295
all true but i would say america as a whole is screwed, mil contractors are just moreso in a rough spot.

>> No.57652461

>>57652414
I was going to than saw it was Tucker and am now conflicted. Dude is very hyperbolic, one sided, and his fans aren’t a picture of perfect mental health. Anyone else interview this dude elsewhere? I’m curios to hear what he has to say but from someone less almond activating.

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>>57652281
>lets just pretend brown people save money and contribute taxes
>because otherwise thats RACIST and RACISM IS BAD
>ignore the truth because YOU DONT WANT TO BE RACIST THAT IS BAD

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>>57651174
what's a good index fund to hold for the next thousand years

>> No.57652470

>>57652422
>Lots of Jap savers
so lots of Japanese savers are keeping US debt levels discounted to the Fed funds rate?
for what purpose?
>lots of corpos were smart and refinanced
corporations were smart to refinance a lower rates, of course. heck even get as much into debt as you can at 0%.
but that was when the Fed funds rate was at zero and the money printer was running hot

who's buying debt so viciously at the moment so yields are discounted that highly? and where do these entities get the funds to invest from?

>> No.57652486

>>57652432
Why not both? Im not picky when it comes to making money. One seems to perform well on the long run, the other never heard of, so I guess they still have markets to explore

>> No.57652489

>>57652424
You are basically navigating a field of landmines. Pick a good economic calendar and use it to watch every bond auction*, quarterly refunding announcement**, and snippet of inflation data like a hawk.

* @DampedSpring tweets a handy letter grade snapshot after each if you don't want to get into autism about tails and indirects
** QRAs are where the treasury forecasts the deficit and its bonds/bills mix

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>>57652346
>you need to watch the whole thing
Oh I am for sure and it's definitely getting into some very worthwhile info. I know some afk people I want to show it to also.
Is he going to talk about NATGAS AND OIL any though? He looks like he has made some good money on BOIL and KOLD.

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>>57652461
Tucker doesn't even speak much. Watch. The. Interview.

>> No.57652512

>>57652403
Hey, we all start somewhere. Investor relations pages are good, jot down notes about a few different companies in a spreadsheet, listen to some earnings calls, soon you'll get a feel for which are worth investing in and which are shit.

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>>57652289
of course the lefty poster is programmed to call people "folks"

i hate you faggots so much its unreal. everything piece of shit that comes out of your mouths is so programmed/fake/gay

>> No.57652521

If you pay or receive daily carry from a cfd, couldn't you theoretically jump into a position for like 5 seconds at the EOD marker and collect it, then exit? Surely there are bots that scalp and arb this away though.
I am aware that Wednesday is a 3x carry day for the weekends

>> No.57652523

>>57652461
You have no almonds, CIA nigger

>> No.57652525

>>57652463
You can’t afford a computer, you don’t pay taxes, LOL.

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>>57651558
Anon, I...

https://etfdb.com/country/uzbekistan/

>> No.57652547

>>57652461
>Dude is very hyperbolic
He's hyperbolic because he is the only mainstream American media personality who does not spout outright propaganda. You're brainwashed and the cognitive dissonance which results from him telling you even half-truths is what causes you to feel this way.

>> No.57652554

>>57652465
EWJ. Japan has some thousand year old companies, doesn't it?

>> No.57652557

>>57652519
You don’t have a single original thought, you just parrot pol all day. We both know you are dumb, you’ve always been called dumb, and now use pol to feel special. It’s fucking sad you try hard roided up chubby chasing poverty clown.
Good humour though, funny pic.

>> No.57652564

>>57652547
Hes not brainwashed. Hes the exact story Mike Benz talks about. Hes a paid nigger shill

>> No.57652569

>>57652523
>>57652547
>a picture of perfect mental health
LOL

>> No.57652570

So this week we have FOMC minutes on Feb 21. Do you think Jpowel will fuck bitcoin rally.?

>> No.57652573

>>57652557
The gig is up, glownigger.

>> No.57652578

>>57652470
>so lots of Japanese savers are keeping US debt levels discounted to the Fed funds rate?
>for what purpose?
So they earn more than they would holding Jap bonds. It's called a carry trade and it's a whole big Thing. Oh yeah and it brutally unwinds if the BoJ ever raises interest rates.

>who's buying debt so viciously at the moment so yields are discounted that highly? and where do these entities get the funds to invest from?
Not a ton of new borrowers dumping bonds on the market mean even a few Boomers nibbling at high yields ("wow, 5.8%!") will keep HYG from collapse.

>> No.57652580

>>57652557
Are you scared of pol, CIA nigger?

>> No.57652581

>>57652547
>because he is the only mainstream American media personality who does not spout outright propaganda
He got fired from Fox News for telling blatant lies, dude. Quit sucking his dick so much.

>> No.57652586

>>57651174
Bro, they are still posting in the /GME/ thread. I want to ask them what happens if it breaks below $10 but I don't want them to kill themselves. $10 is a key level for GME and it hasn't tested that low since the initial dump in 2021

>> No.57652591

>>57652486
Right, pretty much if MNST has no new markets to grow into, their stock will only track inflation. If people instead try Celsius and like it, they may switch, weakening MNST and boosting CELH.

>> No.57652596

>>57652570
Higher
For
Longer
Nothing happens until the BTFP ends in march.

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>>57652408
>one ASML building in eritrean stronghold already
>rest clustered in one area

its over weebs, they're gonna take your anime girl AI pron

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>>57652564
>>57652573
You got me, CIA are using IPads now. Boy you guys are so smart. I bet you are not uneducated, poor, and lonely at all. Just a couple of smart boys with tangible wins like degrees, wealth, hot gfs because they are not delusional…

>> No.57652605

>>57652581
Fox airs blatant lies daily yet 99% go wholly un-punished. Only tucker got canned by the network because he began criticizing the mainstream monoparty narratives of the US, namely those of racial guilt in Caucasian Americans being largely unjust and that America is disproportionately influenced by Israeli politicians.

(Rightly) questioning the above two narratives are the entire cause of Tucker being canned. Nothing else. Whether or not you are capable of accepting this fact is up to you though, you broke little faggot.

>> No.57652607

>>57652578
thank you for this insight, anon.

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>>57652557
Glownigger we don't like you folkx around here

>>57652411

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57652614

>>57652570
Minutes are more minor than the meetings themselves, but they will occasionally pull minor fuckery with comments, tilting hawkish or dovish. The moment they're released there'll probably be some +/-0.2% "WTFWT" moment across assets.

>> No.57652622

>>57652610
Now you are parroting the parrots! Truly the ultimate lolcow you try hard roided up chubby chasing poverty clown with a shit Dad.

>> No.57652627

>>57652605
>Only tucker got canned by the network because he began criticizing the mainstream monoparty narratives of the US
He got canned because he was saying outright bullshit about Dominion voting machines on air and it ended up costing the network almost a billion dollars.

>> No.57652628

>>57652170
>>57652182
>>57652288
>>57652348
If you thought the interview was good, then share it with everyone you know. They can't manipulate public opinion as easily if everyone knows what they're doing.

>> No.57652634

>>57652586
Big psychological levels usually cause a flush and a retest. So if 10 breaks, maybe it dips to 9.50, retraces to 10.00, then either plunges to 8.50 or rallies off the fakeout to 10.50 as baited shorts cover.

>> No.57652644

>>57652586
I think its a single guy posting and the rest are people trolling him. Idk I've only been in there a few times when it gets linked here as a joke.
I did have a coworker who put his whole life savings in there and said he was treating the stock like a bank account. Kind of sad to see someone who works a trade 60hrs a week lose six figures.

>> No.57652647

>>57652295
>trump wins
i'm rolling for balkanization. if trump wins he'll probably cash out, put a few idiots in government positions, then probably move to russia and watch the chaos.

>> No.57652650

>>57652644
Uggggg. I gagged a little hearing this story. What’s this dude like?

>> No.57652656

>>57652074
The test is that autists don't cross the lines, and the instructions don't say you can't do that.

>> No.57652660

Get out of /smg/, glowniggers. I see what you're doing.

>> No.57652674
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>>57652591
thanks my dude

>>57652634
I am still on time to get in that action and open a short position?

>> No.57652680

>>57652628
i dont care and i didnt watch your gay interview faggot

>> No.57652683

>>57652660
>I'm so special and important that FEDERAL AGENTS lurk the threads on a Malaysian basketry forum that I post in and try to SWAY OTHER POSTERS' OPINIONS by disagreeing with me
Sure thing, bud.

>> No.57652691

>>57652674
No idea. The stock isn't at $10, but based off the recent rally I'd guess the $11.80's are actually the key ballpark to watch.

>> No.57652698

>>57652680
>>57652683
Which NGO do you work for? You're too stupid to be CISA. You sound like an HIV+ university student.

>> No.57652725
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57652725

>>57652698
> You sound like an HIV+ university student.
Sometimes a schizo can say something so random it delivers, kek.

>> No.57652736

>nvidia's earnings report will kill the momentum of the stock market, regardless of how it turns out
Heads- you get good earnings, nvidia goes down 20%
Tails- you get bad earnings, people abandon ship for commodities, Nvidia goes down 50%

>> No.57652737

>>57652725
Are with the group operating out of the UW? You know half of /smg/ is from Seattle, right?

>> No.57652743

>>57652698
excuse me i never went to college

>> No.57652758

>>57652691
how do they even make money when there is steam and russian torrents? who even uses their stores?

>> No.57652757

>>57652737
You got me. The guy who dropped out of high school for mental health issues, hasn’t had sex, and lives with his parents got me. So smart!

>> No.57652765

>>57652758
I assume GME shareholders.

>> No.57652774

>>57652743
>>57652757
I think I might go visit my alma mater and have a nice, enlightening conversation with the /smg/ shills.

>> No.57652789
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57652789

>tfw youre a YINN bag holder
when does it get better bros?

>> No.57652795
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57652795

>>57652774
LOL!

>> No.57652805

>>57652789
Oh hell yes HSI is red. I get another chance to squirt my last 30K into it.

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>>57652557
GLOW NIGGER

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>>57652795
Protip: remember to practice your firm handshake before important face to face introductions. See you soon!

>> No.57652817

>>57652789
Should get a bounce off 17 this week. Depends on what Xi does but seems the recent holiday season was strong so I don't see any good reason for us to revisit the lows.

>> No.57652818

>>57652807
Are they okay?

>> No.57652827

>>57652807
>SS13 medbay ten minutes into the round

>> No.57652829

>>57652818
Good goy organ donors

>> No.57652833

>>57652827
kek

>> No.57652834
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57652834

>>57652807
What the fuck is this

>> No.57652846

>>57652813
You don’t do anything, that’s why you are a loser who uses conspiracy theories as an escape from his sad, pathetic, schizo existence. You literally just shitpost 24/7 while living of disability. It’s so fucking pathetic and embarrassing. I feel so bad for your disappointed parents.

>> No.57652848

>>57652807
>>57652834
>dead body, overflow storage from covid mortalities
every last one was unvaxxed. Buy PFE stock

>> No.57652850

>>57652834
my harem

>> No.57652857
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57652857

>>57652846
>31 posts by this ID

>> No.57652866

>>57652846
Okay that's cool and all, but I want to hear you say it to my face.

>> No.57652872

>>57652857
>14 poltarded posts by this ID

>> No.57652879

>>57652586
There are FIVE (5) GME threads up. A janitor must have lost xer's life savings on it.

>> No.57652882

>>57652866
Are you trying to be tough on 4chan? LOLOLOL!

>> No.57652886

>xIMKUZhQ accounts for more than 10% of posts ITT
>we're not in a bubble
wake up mumoids, next thread will be a bloodbath

>> No.57652892

>>57652834
Ever wonder why they need an anesthesiologist during the organ donation process?

>> No.57652895

The holiday tomorrow is so fucking gay.
"Family day" so let's stop all trading
come on niggers, what about incels like us who have no family to speak of?

it's a breeder holiday

>> No.57652901
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57652901

>>57652872
>>57652882
just stop

>> No.57652904

>>57652882
What are you talking about? I deal in business and I want to have a dignified, professional conversation with you about your conduct online. I want you to see the person who you're calling a morbidly obese NEET.

>> No.57652905

>>57652886
I'm personally buying puts on xIMK to hedge my /smg/ position, so I think I'll be fine
>>57652895
>family day
Canadian?

>> No.57652914

>>57652905
yes sir. the land of people living in their parents' basements into their 30s, or instead spending 50% of income on rent

>> No.57652921

What is the go to place to live in the middle of a mountain, but nearby to civilization, in a place packed with alchool and women? I was figuring of buying a village when i had enough money, make it self-reliant, and pack it full of women and liquor.

>> No.57652923

>>57652901
You are the embodiment of cringe, legit when was the last time you had sex. How do your parents feel about there genetic dead end son?
Least Trannys get to play with there own tits, you don’t even have that.

>> No.57652937

>>57652921
are you white?

>> No.57652938

>>57652921
why would you want to live around women and liqour? you seem seriously deranged

>> No.57652942
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57652942

Verification not required.

also
NATGAS AND OIL

>> No.57652941

>>57652921
Even has free power,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsault

>> No.57652944

>>57652937
No, im portuguese.

>>57652938
sexo

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57652947

>>57652882
>34 posts in this thread, most of them about /pol/ or calling people schizos.
very organic

>> No.57652954

>>57652944
the Azores have a bunch of mountain ranges, perfect place for a remote sex-commune in paradise

>> No.57652973

>>57652921
Santa Cruz mountains

>> No.57652980
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>>57652947
I to find it really weird how many people want to talk to me when I say the obvious, pol is for faggot poverty losers. It’s almost like you guys have a discord or something…

>> No.57652983
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57652983

>>57652914
Youre not a rentcuck, are you?
>>57652942
>also
>NATGAS AND OIL
Tickers?

>> No.57652995

>>57652941
I was thinking more like this

https://www.portugalrur.pt/imovel/aldeia-transmontana-composta-por-22-casas-com-63-hectares/6842099

Bragança had some fine hoes before the mothers of Bragança went sobbing to the times magazine

>>57652954
Yeah, but nothing goes on the weather isn´t that great, but at least there is the beach and there are plenty of mumus there

>>57652973
Do I have to join a cult?

>> No.57653005

>>57652983
of course not, I live in my parents basement with fresh homemade meals every day and invest 60% of what i make

>> No.57653010

>>57652983
UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
USO
USL
UCO
SCO
OILK
UMI
DIG
DUG

>> No.57653029
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57653029

>>57651174
am i autistic? i won't lie i kept failing it for like 10 minutes until i read the instructions closer and realized i can actually start inside the maze, and then i cleared it in like 30 seconds.
Was a bit frustrating because problem solving is the category i scored highest for in my iq test (my overall was like 109, i got a 90 in memory my worst category, but a 127 in problem solving) and I thought I had become a brainlet or something but it's just my reading comprehension being dog shit.

>> No.57653036
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57653036

>>57652656
Hey some of yous are alright. divest from NVDA and AMAT first thing when markets open

>> No.57653038
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57653038

Bloomberg noooooo it's safe and effective

>> No.57653039
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57653039

>>57651174
Who smells blood in the water?

>> No.57653042

I have $5k in my settlement account. What should I buy on Tuesday?

>> No.57653044

>>57653005
largest holding? only in the TSX, or a mixture?
>>57653029
>overall was like 109
post portfolio, please

>> No.57653048

>>57653044
no im too ashamed

>> No.57653058

>>57653038
God, I hope everyone involved gets a class lawsuit.

>> No.57653059

>>57653042
SVNXX
SWVXX

>> No.57653061
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57653061

>>57653042
YINN
>>57653048
>no im too ashamed
3-4 figs? largest holding is what? bayhorse?

>> No.57653075

>>57651397
Why xar and axon? Axon is 4.35% of the holdings for xar

>> No.57653132
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57653132

>>57652656
WRONG
The test is that autists pay attention to details and I am the only one whom NOOTICED that "through" was misspelled >>57651507
, not to mention they left out "the" after the second "through".

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57653139

oh i found out how to win from the outside

>> No.57653151
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57653151

>>57653075
DEFENSE
HIGH PERFORMANCE NIGGER SHOCKERS
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE

>> No.57653162

>>57653044
I'm a new investor.
largest holding is ironically Verizon, but then I realized what withholding tax is and stopped increasing my position
currently also long in British American tobacco (no withholding tax on ADRs), Enbridge, Bank of Nova Scotia, and a few other divvies. also have a few meme stocks for speculation

>> No.57653173

>>57653162
>investor
*INVOOSTER

>> No.57653200

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDX7ATO_Euk
Ah, so good to be back at the UW.

>> No.57653201

>>57653151
I like both stocks but like I said xar hold axon and you said you wanted to buy both?

>> No.57653207

>trough
fucking illiterate americans i swear

>> No.57653218

>>57653162
All pretty good picks and while growth stocks are more popular right now, you are almost guaranteed to get a good return and not blow up your account.
Why so much focus on withholding? Most brokers don't withhold anything and you don't have to make estimated payments to the irs untill you are raking in five figures a quarter.

>> No.57653220

>>57653201
I said no such thing. What did I actually say? I said I wanted to put some XAR in my son's IRA.

>> No.57653226

>>57653221
>>57653221
>>57653221

>> No.57653232

>>57653029
youre not autistic your just stupid

>> No.57653247
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57653247

>>57653226
well there's still a little life left in this one

>> No.57653249

>>57653218
Canadians who invest in American dividend stocks automatically get charged a 15% non-resident withholding tax.
I've seen it with my own eyes, a $100 USD quarterly dividend reduced to a measly $85

>> No.57653268

>>57653249
as in, to make myself clear - the deposit that comes into my account already has withholding tax applied.
I think that's the norm, it's why it's caused withholding - the corporation withholds the money before it ever reaches your hands

>> No.57653288

>>57653247
Might as well just say
NATGAS AND OIL
again then.

>> No.57653294

And, with the final thrust of my 6 inch penis, I have terminated the life of this thread.

>> No.57653305

>>57653294
BOOMP limit is
THREE
ZERO
NINE
so it ended with NATGAS AND OIL as is proper.

>> No.57653313

>>57653268
>>57653249
I don't know anything about taxes in leafistan, but usually withholding is estimated payments on taxes where the extra amount paid gets refunded come tax time. Focusing on the effective tax rate, where usually ADRs aren't as favorable, is better.

>> No.57653316

>>57653058
White fibrous rubbery blood clots. I'm telling you guys, this time it has shock value. Class actions happen when evidence doesn't stop piling up, just cause it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't.

>> No.57653425

>>57653316
let's say a class action suit does happen, who should I short? MRNA?

>> No.57653448

>>57651548
i appreciate these scandalous retorts for sure ;)

>> No.57653477

>>57651174
it's officiaal now!

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57653523

>>57653477

>> No.57653818
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57653818

>>57653316
Did you even read the article, LOL. No blood clots for the MRNA, that was the viral vaccine. MRNA was inflamed heart which is pretty well documented.

>> No.57654483

new

>>57654481
>>57654481
>>57654481
>>57654481