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well /biz/?

>> No.57649561
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57649561

the anon below this post is GAY

>> No.57649562

>>57649542
I'd be a billionaire

>> No.57649563

>>57649542
OP could not go without degenerative gay sex for a length of time, as supported by this low effort slide post.

All fields

>> No.57649578

>>57649542
i already do it for free

>> No.57649587

>>57649563
Hello SEC.

>> No.57649595

>>57649542
Hell no. Imagine living without sex. I'd kms after 10 days.

>> No.57649597

>>57649542
nah man couldn't do it, sex is too good fr fr.

>> No.57649616

Haha
Yeah...
2 years...no sex
Wouldn't be me
.....

>> No.57649624

>>57649542
Yes, this is a silly question

>> No.57649631

It's really scary when you read some answers. There are people who would literally not having sex for 2 years for some money ? It really shows how messed up our society is.

>> No.57649645
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57649645

>>57649562
>>57649578
>>57649616
>>57649624

>> No.57649656

>>57649542

Kek, like anyone here has had sex in the last two years.

>> No.57649666

>>57649542
I'm turning 30 years old this week and have never touched a vagina

>> No.57649667

>>57649656
Never had it

>> No.57649670

>>57649666
Not even a prostitute? Why?

>> No.57649672

>>57649542
I was celebate for the first 3 years of my sobriety. I could do this without issue.

>> No.57649683

>>57649666
Satan will be a wizards soon?

>> No.57649690
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57649690

>>57649542
I'm almost a 30 year old virgin, but the issue is mostly that I don't find anyone attractive. Maybe years of depression warped my brain too much. Have had 10/10 hotty bombshells want me too. Like I found them hot, but didn't have an urge ti want to mate. Maybe my brain doesn't feel worthy enough until I hit 7 figs.

>> No.57649706

>>57649690
I've been exclusively jacking off to gelbooru since I was 20 and I'm not even attracted to actual women anymore

>> No.57649708

>>57649542
I has been 11 years and two months. I stopped talking to women altogether 5 years ago.

>> No.57649709
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57649709

>>57649542
Yeah no that's gay I mean incels cannot participate on this lol.
Out of curiosity I had some Truflation Ais get some analysis over the value thatSex could be attributed to sex.
If you are actually spending more than 100$ for a bit of sex, you are currently overpaying

>> No.57649822

you must be a foid if you can't fathom going two years without sex. over 30% of millenial men are incels and it will only get worse with feminism and hypergamy.

>> No.57649835

>>57649616
I'll fuck you anon. I'm a man but I want to dress up as an asian girl and get railed by another man's cock. How about it?

>> No.57649839

>>57649709
$100 will net you a blowie and thats about it

>> No.57649845

>>57649562
A billionaire set to get AIDs right after the challenge is done because the poster above you called you gay so you are gay.

>> No.57649849

>>57649690
You are asexual. And that's ok. If your sex drive doesn't go towards other people then just jack off for the rest of your life. What's the big problem? You'd probably save the money, time and emotional investment that a girlfriend requires anyways.

>> No.57649866

threads like these remind me why you are all so angsty and mad at everything all the time lmao. get laid faggots, damn. it's really not that hard.

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>>57649709
>I've developed an AI that can tell me the value of sex using real time economic indexes
Based autismo bro (if true).

>> No.57649884

>>57649597
fr on g no cap on a stack vro sex be bussin hard asf

>> No.57649886

>>57649542
since I became sexually mature (age 13) I have never had sex and am now age 30 so that is 17 years and so i am owed 5.950 billion.

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>>57649866
>threads like these remind me why you are all so angsty and mad at everything all the time lmao. get laid faggots, damn. it's really not that hard.

>> No.57649896

>>57649866
I am not angsty nor mad at everything all the time. Your response?

>> No.57649897

>>57649562
we would all be billionaires itt
/thread

>> No.57649903
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57649903

>>57649866
you're a roastie, how do you respond without sounding mad?

>> No.57649913

>>57649690
>>57649849
hes not asexual, his mind has been destroyed from pornography and masturbation, and probably testosterone deficiency as well

>> No.57649925

>>57649866
stay poor ig

>> No.57649928

>>57649913
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MASTURBATE AND USE PORN TO GET RID OF SEXUAL URGES YOU NEED TO TALK TO WOMEN
begone thot

>> No.57649932

>>57649866
it's insanely hard. you need to have social clout by having friends and being connected otherwise girls get the "ick" and also to actually be able to meet anyone, you need to have full head of hair, you need to have big penis because girls can sense if you have "small dick" energy, you need to be tall and good looks and if you are lacking in any of these areas you need some other clout by being a star at your hobby or a popular youtube channel or being rich.

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57649941

>>57649562

>> No.57649945

>>57649562
Why are you gae?

>> No.57649965

>>57649542
easy, like easiest money you can ever make

>> No.57649977

>>57649542

Easy lmfao. Any normie could do it too. Literally even a pornstar could do it for $700m.

What a stupid question.

>> No.57649994

>>57649913
you dumb niggers always say "it's porn". That's just you projecting

>> No.57650007

>>57649913
>low t
Also I guarantee I have more muscle than you. Post body. You have to now since you talked all this fake manly shit. I'm fully expecting you to pussy out btw

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57650068

>>57649542
>tfw 11 figure hell

>> No.57650222

>>57649542
Comeon are you baiting?
Is this even a question?

>> No.57650229

>>57649542
This image is for women.

>> No.57650383 [DELETED] 

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>> No.57650722 [DELETED] 

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>> No.57650761

>>57649690
I feel the same way bro. Some girls are hot but the idea of sexo is a turn off. They're a distraction from things I care about.

>> No.57650784

>>57649670
Some people are Amerimutts. Also whores don't actually like you.

>> No.57650798

>>57650784
Women don't actually "like" you either

>> No.57650807

>>57650798
Well, they like the guys they fuck for free unless he's betabuxxing.

>> No.57650862

>>57649542
Where's my 12 billion dollars then

>> No.57650870
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57650870

>>57650007
Not that anon but you are low t and addicted to pornography. Sorry anon. Skill issue

>> No.57650886

>>57649941
Based. Maybe /b/ isn't so bad afterall

>> No.57650889
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57650889

I would have had 9 x 700 million for my longest strech of time.

>> No.57650894

>>57649542
are there people that really need sex that much?

>> No.57650897

>>57649542
Anyone could do that if you want to make it challenging make it no fapping either

>> No.57650900

>>57650894
they think they do

>> No.57650939

>>57650897
Anyone could do that too for a 700 million USD. Hell, I would even do it for 700 million kwanzas.

>> No.57650944
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57650944

I haven't had sex in 2383 days (6 and a half years).

>> No.57650979

>>57650870
Twink spotted

>> No.57651173

>>57649562
at this point in my life I could buy an entire planet for myself and my clones to live on in divine harmony

>> No.57651182

>>57649542
I can't. I don't think I'd be good mentally for a whole 2 years. Damn the $700 million sounds nice though fr

>> No.57651189

Imagine being such a whore that you actually discuss facebook bait images kek

>> No.57651196
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57651196

>>57650979
>Twink spotted
>t.

>> No.57651275

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

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>>57649542
Lol only 2 years?

>> No.57651484

>>57650939
I couldn't. Not because I don't think it's logically worth it, but because I probably couldn't fight the urge

>> No.57651493
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57651493

Last night I ate a girl out and held her boobs all night

>> No.57651502

>>57649542
yeah

>> No.57651525

>>57649542
I am owed 3.5 billion

>> No.57651535

I'm owed 7 billion dollars

>> No.57651606

>>57649542
I would chop off my dick for 10 million

>> No.57651633

>>57651493
Pics or didn’t happen

>> No.57651642

>>57651173
Would you? could you? with a clone?

>> No.57651710

>>57649542
this only way this would be hard is if accepting this deal makes it so horny women hound you every single day for 2 years

>> No.57651727
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57651727

>>57649542
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY OP!?!?

>> No.57651908 [DELETED] 

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>> No.57652072

>>57649941
this really happened except it was agriculture instead of sorcery

(actually Hunter-Gatherer Chads did probably consider fire and irrigation magic at the time)

>> No.57652252

Holy shit that is fucking easy I'm 38 and never had sex

>> No.57652728

>>57649666
Time to transition chud

>> No.57652936

>>57651196
Na, I actually have a better physique and am not small like that either

>> No.57652970

>>57649562
$2.1 billion

>> No.57652987

>>57649561
Im a multi billionaire if its REAL. after that gonna use the monies to buy a nft heroes in blocklords so i can be richer next year. ty.

>> No.57653007

>>57652936
>no pic
Yeah me too bro

>> No.57653008

>>57649542
im alone in this entire life. no lovers or sex at all. give me that $700 mill and im gonna gamble it on casino or maybe in eesee?!

>> No.57653068
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57653068

>>57653007
I do though. I just don't typically take pictures of myself

>> No.57653164

>>57649542
i havent had sex in 25 years where is my money?

>> No.57653172

>>57649562
how'd you get the first 300M?

>> No.57653674

>>57649542
i think most of us would have already completed this multiple times

>> No.57653722

>>57653172
buying scammy cryptoes

>> No.57653974

>>57650068
i-I just need a billion then my life can start

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57653985

>>57649542
wow, that would be rough.

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>>57653974
i can literally feel the virginity the neckbeard the acne and the cheeto dust dripping from this pathetic faggots comment how dare this person speak of the honey badger with such contempt i bet this loser has never had a hot woman in his mom's basement i have like 3 hot girls in here right now and we are all laughing at this faggot and his pathetic excuse for a life i don't care what it takes i'm going to be a billionaire and i'm going to do all the sexy things with all the sexy women

>> No.57653998

>>57649542
>WDYTWA
This site couldn't lose that money if they tried. change it to "no jacking off" and most of (You) couldn't do it for double the money in half the time.

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57654006

>>57649542
I would have $10.5 billion

>> No.57654149

>>57650870
consider bulking up, you look like pure bone