/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57635421]

Yuyuko edtion

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/
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[Anonymous No.57635431]

[Anonymous No.57635432]

>>57635395
maybe if you are brown. enjoy your peas and beans.

[Anonymous No.57635437]

>>57635431
>nvidia
either we crash after close or this troll market continues.

[Anonymous No.57635440]

[Anonymous No.57635441]

>>57635431
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I got really high and sent an email to myself that said that my local Walmart store posted a 6% YoY profit. Made it up. It would be cool if the rest of the stores did the same

[Anonymous No.57635443]

Brainlet here, so if I just leave my money in the so called magnificent 7 I should be better off in ten years right?

[Anonymous No.57635447]

>>57635431
The fate of America will be decided on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57635455]

i believe in the magic of true love. we're all gonna make it bros.
> t. i just masturbated to cartoon women
btw buy $AQB so that my grandparents don't starve

[Anonymous No.57635457]

>rheinmetall going berserk since new years
>3% up a day without pause for a month now, sometimes more
fomo is murdering me, but i just know itll shit the bed the second i enter

[Anonymous No.57635469]

>>57635447
Super Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57635473]

>>57635431
ADI and synopsis are interesting.

[Anonymous No.57635485]

>>57635443
i would honestly just go 100% QQQ but yeah probably. one of those 7 is sure to be beclowned (probably tesla, meta or nvidia) at some point

[Anonymous No.57635488]

Haha yes mumu

[Anonymous No.57635492]

>>57635473
if more and more companies want to build their own AI chips, we should see synopsis are doing well.

[Anonymous No.57635514]

Bought some sound, some google, some SOXL this week. Life ain't bad, what do I buy next week? More Google? $10k ish

[Anonymous No.57635524]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.57635538]

I'm excited for next week.

[Anonymous No.57635547]

What are we doing for movie night tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57635558]

>>57635547
That chong movie was pretty good, ngl.

[Anonymous No.57635568]

any of you dudes self employed

[Anonymous No.57635569]

What am I buying on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.57635571]

NVDA earnings next week will both set for life and destroy swathes of traders. Is /smg/ ready?

[Anonymous No.57635585]

>>57635431
They forgot HALO. After hours on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.57635588]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.57635595]

>>57635571
R-read...y

[Anonymous No.57635596]

>>57635440

[Anonymous No.57635602]

>>57635443
The ticker MAGS was created for you. Possibly to buy, definitely to laugh at in 10 years.

FNGU/TECL/BULZ if you want to ride the tiger.

[Anonymous No.57635610]

>>57635547
watch picrel if you're feeling schizo after trying to make sense of clown markets and need something to relate to
very jewish movie but in a good way
cool soundtrack as well

[Anonymous No.57635611]

STOCKS
ONLY
GO
UP

[Anonymous No.57635612]

>>57635457
>be me
>finally pull trigger on LLY
>pussy out on first shakeout
Still made a little money but ugh

[Anonymous No.57635616]

Today I bought 1500 adbe. There should be some pain in the short term but it's only 1500. It might drop almost another 10 percent at which point I might put another 1000 or so on it

[Anonymous No.57635618]

are people still feeling bullish about bonds? seems like the momentum has died a bit since the new year

[Anonymous No.57635621]

>>57635514
Google is going to decay as people switch their searches from that curry-soaked adfest to GPTs.

[Anonymous No.57635627]

>>57635616
Why?

[Anonymous No.57635633]

>>57635618
Short term they should be flat for shorter duration and probably negative longer duration because people have realized that the rate cuts will be delayed another 6 months for the third time

[Anonymous No.57635642]

>>57635627
Great financials. At first glance AI might seem like a headwind for them for being disruptive but it's not like AI is exclusive. Whatever others can do they should be able to replicate and maybe do better

[Anonymous No.57635652]

Go on without me guys...

[Anonymous No.57635675]

>>57635621
What was this style of graph called again?

[Anonymous No.57635679]

I'm starting to feel a little better about this whole SMCI thing. I'm totally willing to endure losses for a while if it kills a redditor

[Anonymous No.57635684]

>>57635618
>lending this government money
>for years, sometimes even decades

[Anonymous No.57635687]

>>57635679
>>57635652
lol

[Anonymous No.57635688]

>>57635595
I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.57635691]

>>57635652
How do I even search on reddit for loss porn? I tried to get into their GME general but there´s only a couple of lost souls there and their despair kind of killed the mood.

[Anonymous No.57635694]

>>57635687
oh hi! kys

[Anonymous No.57635697]

>>57635691
It was on twitter.

[Anonymous No.57635705]

>>57635675
I'm like 99% sure this is right, it's a Sankey diagram.

[Anonymous No.57635714]

>>57635697
I don´t use any gay social media like twatter and meta.

[Anonymous No.57635719]

What's a realistic pt for SOUN?

[Anonymous No.57635736]

>>57635714
so you are depending on us to share the hottest meta memes here

[Anonymous No.57635744]

>>57635705
>Let me ChatGPT that for you
What an age we live in, kek
Thanks

[Anonymous No.57635755]

>>57635568
Yes at NEET Inc

[Anonymous No.57635758]

>>57635714
But then you are missing out on Stocktwits calling the top. Time is german time. So it was 14:25 EST.

[Anonymous No.57635760]

>>57635744
Yeah in this case it really is a less obtuse way of Googling.

[Anonymous No.57635766]

>>57635705
>Sankey Diagram
That would have been enough. You asked for the name.

[Anonymous No.57635773]

>>57635744
>>57635760
way too much effort, i just copy pasted the image and the question then took a screen shot. anon had to use his brain to make question, my brain is so used to AI it's too lazy for that

[Anonymous No.57635779]

>>57635736
>>57635758
I didn´t do it for the friends and the bitches I´m not doing it for the memes and schizo ramblings on stock prices fluctuations. I am a free individual.

[Anonymous No.57635788]

>>57635773
Based and cyberpunk pilled.

[Anonymous No.57635791]

>>57635680
then you're fine. pick a nice stock around $50-$60
write 30 delta puts on it till you've invested $50k
keep 20k in reserves for the day of the dip where you're forced to buy. once you've got your first core position, of about 100k stock, 30k on the side. use the premiums to establish your next core position. get 3 anti correllated positions. and re assess from there.

double check exactly how much you'll need and develop your exit strategy for each position in case of shit blowing up.

remember its literally about knowing and understanding people. the paper is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.57635805]

is spending 3% of gdp on debt interest payments really that big of a deal? The french revolution didn't happen until their debt interest payments exceeded 50%

[Anonymous No.57635817]

>>57635805
debts not even real so it could be 500% for all I care

[Anonymous No.57635824]

>>57635805
It will cut American society benefit.

[Anonymous No.57635828]

>>57635760
Actually, when I'm researching a topic, I skim Wikipedia for keywords and the broad idea, then ask ChatGPT to explain things I don't quite understand, or phrase it in a more natural way. I've learned a lot recently

[Anonymous No.57635830]

>>57635621
>>57635788
thanks and btw. I think so too. I think bing is finally making it. Just when nobody believed in it anymore. But when chatgpt is "researching with bing" it's quite sexy. Long MSFT

[Anonymous No.57635832]

[Anonymous No.57635837]

>>57635828
Chatbots are prolific liars

[Anonymous No.57635853]

>>57635832

[Anonymous No.57635865]

i should probably stop monitoring my ai dashcams everyday

nothings gonna happen until earnings anyways

[Anonymous No.57635897]

>>57635805
Financial markets were much dumber back then, so you had things like tactical ostentation (gussying up Versailles when lenders visited so they'd think finances were better than they were) or ledgers that wrote off all defense spending as temporary, war-related expenditures.

Unfortunately the bond market nowadays is much smarter and our government much dumber. So everyone knows we'll be looking at ~$4t in interest for a $40t GDP around 2033. If government spending remains around 20% of GDP, well, there's your "50% on interest" tipping point.

[Anonymous No.57635908]

>>57635791
did ya make that gif :O

[Anonymous No.57635910]

You bought a decade of nonperishable food, right anon?

[Anonymous No.57635934]

What should I look for when looking for stocks that actually have movement on options? I've set aside a few k to dabble in options and it feels like unless I put up 30% of it or more to get into some of the bigger stock that you get very little movement. Is it just OI and volume? Some of the chains I've been watching barely change premium on weeklies even with decent price changes on the stock itself.

[Anonymous No.57635943]

>>57635910
It's not untrue, but everything is made up and sometimes you want that made up thing to be your goal. Saying things like in the headline is ABSOLUTE sign of a person with 0 willpower and discipline

[Anonymous No.57635955]

i will literally defeat inflation and end world poverty with this post, cya kid!

[Anonymous No.57635958]

>>57635865
Go hunting for a similar play and shift half into *that*.

[Anonymous No.57635988]

>>57635934
You want to find stocks that have high liquidity, no less than 1 million shares per day. That will likely result in tighter spreads as well. Those options you are observing have no buyers because the stock is not liquid enough to support a derivatives market.

[Anonymous No.57636014]

Why don't we just build trees, with solar panel leaves.

[Anonymous No.57636019]

>>57635934
>>57635988
People trade TSLA and NVDA for a reason. Also please understand how greeks work before going deep into options.

[Anonymous No.57636036]

>Starting to question life decisions and looking back to when I was a child

I don´t really know how I should feel about getting old, but here´s a gay poem of when I was 3 years old walking in the beach

>One day upon a sandy shore, a child's first call,
>"Coca-Cola" echoed, innocence enthralled.
>Yet instead of stocks, a legal brawl they sought,
>My father but mostly my mother, kindly fuck them both.

[Anonymous No.57636091]

>>57636019
Tesla is more reasonable but Nvidia is basically full port for 1 contract that's remotely ntm, seems very risky. Like I said I'm not going full into it since I'm not super experienced... But it seems like the only way to not put down over a grand a contract is to go way otm to the point where I wonder if they even move, like a strike 100 bucks above or below the current price.

[Anonymous No.57636107]

>>57636091
You gotta learn the greeks and leverage calculation before putting any money down. For options paper trading really is a good start. As you get your wins and losses it becomes apparent how everything works.

[Anonymous No.57636113]

>>57635865
What price did you get in?

[Anonymous No.57636137]

>>57635679
>>57635652
I was just shaving and I thought about this trade and came to the realization, this faggot wasted +70k on a 0dte. He wanted to become a millionaire with one bet and lost it all. I hope for him he's a billionaire, ot at least multimillionaire, otherwise this hurts really hard.

[Anonymous No.57636149]

>>57636137
he was probably just daytrading and taking small wins consistently thinking he's a genius when the stock began tanking and he thought it'll come back any second. Pretty unusual that a stock starts at +10% and ends at -20% on no news.

[Anonymous No.57636154]

>>57635610
Jewish paranoia, ah yes, I haven't seen this in about 20 years. Probably time to rewatch it

[Anonymous No.57636182]

>>57636036
all poem anons should kys themselvs

[Anonymous No.57636187]

ASX:TSK

Buy, Ronald McDonald will explain it to you.

[Anonymous No.57636190]

>>57636091
I like to use optionstrat.com, it has a fairly decent calculator, but you need to pay for a subscription to get live greeks and flow calculation. If you get super into it, it's great, but there are other better free tools.

Never open a spread with infinite/undefined risk. Be aware that you can have the best spread open, but the short leg can get exercised early and you might have to take possession of the shares or sell them.

Pic related is helpful. I compiled it from a prop firm's trading video. You can choose to go long or short on theta, delta, or vega. Because options have defined risk, you can choose exactly how your position is exposed, and you must accept some risk to receive some reward. For example, you can write a credit bear/bull put/call spread, which has little upfront cost, and is directional (theta); one short finances the long, and depending on how it is set up it can be bullish or bearish. These are great because if you hold it until expiry, you don't care about IV/volatility/vega and you don't care about theta/time decay.
Many traders quote 25 and 50 delta, and you will often find walls at these strikes.
Be careful around ERs too - contracts go up in price (IV) and you could buy an OTM call, have price blow past it, win the trade, and still lose money. If you want to fiddle with options around ERs, you could get one that doesn't care about volatility.

>>57636137
There are only a handful of people on Reddit who will make it. Everyone else is too meme and emotionally driven. Good trading comes from being consistent, not gambling. Sure, he could have made it, but for every person that does, thousands fail.

[Anonymous No.57636196]

>>57636149
That's also true. I don't think he'd hold til 1 mil. And this is the problem with these trades. You open them in the hopes to make a quick gain and thanks to the leverage you think you are making good money. But if this shit doesn't go your way, you realize what the fuck you've done and that those 5-10 or 20k were not worth it. Risk management is out of the window with these trades.

The stock is simply overpriced. And we know the higher it goes, the deeper it can fall. Even indices do this bullshit. Pump on a retarded level only to fall back below where they started.

[Anonymous No.57636205]

>>57636196
I don't think it's overpriced they said they can already handle 25b in revenue and they are at only at 3b now. If you think the AI bubble is just starting there is no reason to think it won't grow into the 25b revenue fast. They are only 30b market cap or so

[Anonymous No.57636214]

Thinking about shorting Nvidia in a month.

[Anonymous No.57636224]

>>57636205
>they can handle 25b in revenue
I could also handle 25b in gibs.

[Anonymous No.57636235]

>>57636224
post hand or I will stop responding

[Anonymous No.57636236]

>>57636113
ive bought from 50 cents, to 70 cents holding through the 2021 peak all the way down to buying more at 35 cents and then buying more at 45 cents where my average is

im hoping for a 300+ million market cap, the ceo wants a 1 billion market cap but i'd prob start trimming heavily before then (already trimmed like 8% of my position at 64 cents, eventually want to trim out my cost basis entirely)

[Anonymous No.57636241]

>>57636036
>Yet instead of stocks, a legal brawl they sought,
>My father but mostly my mother, kindly fuck them both.
Yep. I went through that whole ordeal when I was 11. Good times. Real nice.

[Anonymous No.57636245]

>>57636235
Sirs, please this is a racismfree zone.

[Anonymous No.57636278]

is anyone here a uraniumfag still?

[Anonymous No.57636280]

>>57636245
A man drives to his local bar, sits down, and orders a glass of water.
A short while later, he sees a gay person outside. He narrows his eyes and yells "FUCKING FAGGOT!". The bartender just looks at him. He has another glass of water.
Some more time goes by, then he sees a Mexican walk past the bar. "FUCKING SPIC! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!". The bartender looks at the man again and says nothing. He orders a third glass of water.
This time, he sees a black man. "FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!". The bartender just shakes his head.

Some more time passes and finally, the man pays his tab and goes to leave the bar.
The bartender says "Hold on. You need to give me your keys."
"What are you talking about? I'm completely sober and never had a drop to drink!"
"Yeah, but your speech is slurred"

[Anonymous No.57636313]

Why did people think supermicro was a big short term winner anyway? Was it just AI meme?

[Anonymous No.57636330]

>>57636280
Ok, this was gay, even for a minority.

[Anonymous No.57636339]

>>57636330
As a white person, I am a minority

[Anonymous No.57636347]

>>57636278
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.57636350]

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the fucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason nobody on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57636352]

>>57636339
That's true, globally.

[Anonymous No.57636356]

>>57636350
Homoerotic bulls

[Anonymous No.57636360]

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57636363]

>>57636356
No one said shit about fucking men but for some reason you bring it up and have this pic saved, why?... We already know the answer. Get help, there is shock therapy to fix your queer orientation.

[Anonymous No.57636368]

***REMINDER***
It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57636372]

EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE UNLESS THIS IS ACKNOWLEDGED

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57636382]

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the reply to this post or your mother will die in your sleep tonight. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57636394]

>>57636382
Fuck I have to reply because my mother is a sweet lady and I don't want her to die!

[Anonymous No.57636400]

>>57636394
What a good boy-son.

[Anonymous No.57636410]

WHY DO WE LOSE EVERY OTHER MONDAY TO SOME HOLIDAY CELEBRATING A RANDOM NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57636420]

>>57636410
You could short EU.

[Anonymous No.57636421]

>>57636382
I am bear and I disagree with the message but I will reply because I love my mother

[Anonymous No.57636432]

>>57636421
why do wypipo love dey mothers so much? is it homosexuality?

[Anonymous No.57636433]

Just FYI, the options market is severely (catastrophically) mispriced, meaning that lots of big players aren't hedged correctly and the whole financial system is about to go murder-suicide on all of your portfolios. Don't ask.

[Anonymous No.57636435]

>>57636278
hell yea kings

[Anonymous No.57636443]

NVIDIA earnings is going to be a blood bath.

[Anonymous No.57636459]

>>57636432
I'm not white as you can see, and I love my mother.

[Anonymous No.57636490]

Whichever of you fucks keeps selling normies the idea they can make 20 k each day trading forex, im just going to keep denouncing your videos for sponsoring terrorism.

>>57636241
Actually she wanted to sue the company

[Anonymous No.57636504]

Where's that financial crisis, boboids?

I am waiting!

[Anonymous No.57636521]

>Looks like the fatass from the blues brothers movie
>Has a smelly brown muslim name
>Is brit*sh and says he lives in London
>Won´t even look straight into the camera
>No single video withouth using sunglasses

Should I click on his link and pay for a course on trading leveraged calls with forex?

[Anonymous No.57636531]

Whichever of you legends keeps selling normalfags the idea they can make 20 k each day trading forex, im just going to keep sharing and signal boosting your videos for sponsoring sound investing.

[Anonymous No.57636543]

>>57636521
is that supertrend? xD

[Anonymous No.57636557]

>>57636531
You are supposed to buy my bags you faggot.

>>57636543
It´s Jonh Belushi.

[Anonymous No.57636571]

>>57636521
Who the fuck is that in the pic? What the fuck

[Anonymous No.57636580]

>>57636557
I meant the indicator he is using.
https://www.investopedia.com/supertrend-indicator-7976167

[Anonymous No.57636590]

>>57636580
I don´t know, I don´t do technical analysis

>>57636571
https://www.youtube.com/@FxLifeStyle

[Anonymous No.57636602]

>>57636590
>All these Forex made me rich video
Do people actually believe this guy?

[Anonymous No.57636611]

>>57636590
He is selling the supertrend indicator, devilish. He just downloaded the old as shit indicator and renamed it. What a madlad.

[Anonymous No.57636626]

>>57636443
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.57636629]

>>57636580
Who's gonna gulp on tuesday?

[Anonymous No.57636640]

>>57636602
Some seem to do, some others just seem to be his friends.

>>57636611
That and alongside he is also selling courses

[Anonymous No.57636793]

>>57636611
Every technical indicator is some derivative of either a stochastic system or a momentum system. Every other selling point in TA is a smokescreen to make dumb people think they're smart

[Anonymous No.57636801]

>>57636521
>pay for a course
Never ever. That is #1 never gonna make it move.

[Anonymous No.57636803]

>>57636245

[Anonymous No.57636817]

>>57636803
I'm not though. And that is a tan. I know white people are into feet. Have mine.

[Anonymous No.57636833]

>>57636817
Yours are not the kind of feet i prefer

[Anonymous No.57636843]

https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2023-04-12/intel-to-work-with-arm-on-chip-manufacturing-compatibility

https://www.extremetech.com/computing/arm-to-develop-its-own-chips-to-show-off-what-it-can-do

https://www.reuters.com/technology/softbanks-son-is-seeking-about-100-bln-ai-chip-venture-bloomberg-news-2024-02-16/

I wonder. Do you guys think maybe Softbank is looking to make ARM sell their own chips.

[Anonymous No.57636845]

Anyone else waiting until the week after next to buy calls? 4 day trading weeks are cursed.

[Anonymous No.57636852]

>>57636833
Sorry. I also do not like the women and their feet you are into. Prefer picrel.

[Anonymous No.57636855]

>Avdyiyiyvka has fallen

[Anonymous No.57636859]

>>57636855
>A serb
>A jew
>A russian
>an ukrainian
>a polish
>and a hmm to say what the last looks like.

[Anonymous No.57636866]

>>57636852
>lip piercing
utterly repulsive

[Anonymous No.57636873]

Remember to celebrate your gains every once in awhile

[Anonymous No.57636893]

can the jewglewatch display stock charts and lines in real time?

[Anonymous No.57636908]

>>57636852
that dumb slut gets banged by multiple niggers every weekend, just look at that 1000 cock stare

musics alright, tho

[Anonymous No.57636917]

>>57636873
With overpriced painfully mediocre restaurant food?

[Anonymous No.57636924]

>>57636917
You're supposed to launch the food across the restaurant and leave, Rindou you fool.

[Anonymous No.57636925]

>>57636908
I'd bang her too.

[Anonymous No.57637046]

The US government is trying to keep the financial system afloat with this fake, orchestrated gamma squeeze, but they're going to cause a blowoff top that will heem large options writers with bad risk management, forcing them to suddenly liquidate their positions and unleash a cascading wave of financial devastation not yet seen before on God's green earth.

[Anonymous No.57637098]

>>57637046
imo we'll have UBI with mexican slave labor to support it by 2025

[Anonymous No.57637117]

>>57637098
I'm not joking. This is a warming. The options market is fucked. Get out of the financial system. Now.

[Anonymous No.57637348]

>Tom Keene removed from Surveillance
>Mike Wilson fired by Morgan Stanley
>Jewgle demonetized my nigger Maverick of Wall St
Welp. The Crash is almost here. Bookmark this.

[Anonymous No.57637381]

God damn it

Buffett was right about everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YyBvzCilr4

[Anonymous No.57637433]

>>57636347
>>57636435
any plays you would shill? I've flipped UUUU every time its hit 5.50ish for over 2 years but the cycles are getting less pronounced/worth it

[Anonymous No.57637518]

>>57635621
>>57635675
>>57635705
>>57635744
>>57635760
>>57635773
>>57635788
>>57635830
kek, fucking retards

[Anonymous No.57637530]

>>57635779
>owo, wats dis

[Anonymous No.57637535]

stupid fucking mumuniggers of /smg/ think japan and the UK both entering recession means buy nvideo

[Anonymous No.57637554]

>>57637535
>Implying they weren't already in recession for close to a year.

[Anonymous No.57637556]

>>57637535
nobody cared when the irish were starving 1845-52 so why should I care about these islands

[Anonymous No.57637558]

>>57637554
haaah gaaaay

[Anonymous No.57637568]

>>57637558
>haaah gaaaay
Back to r*ddit fag.

[Anonymous No.57637586]

>>57637568
back to r*ddit, gay id

[Anonymous No.57637608]

>>57637568
Gay Id anon you lost. You are gay. But this is a financial forum. So my stocks are doing well

[Anonymous No.57637612]

>>57637568
>GaY
RIP Anon

[Anonymous No.57637633]

I've tried investing for three years. Ive read value investing books, studies charts, and tried applying these theories to my trading. I've underperformed the SPY during this timeframe. I'm concerned about passive investing and its impact on the market, but I recognize that I've given myself a shot at beating the market and failed. I'm at a loss. Should I just suck up my pride and become a passive investor?

[Anonymous No.57637638]

>>57636521
buy books and read them instead, cheaper and better

[Anonymous No.57637657]

>>57637633
>he went the midwit route of reading the books and learning TA and FA
You fell for all the scams and now you're almost realising that it was all worthless garbage. Books and YouTube videos only exist for the sake of being consumed, not to actually teach you anything, just to fool you into believing they're valuable. They don't tell you that you have to buy low, sell higher a few days later, rinse and repeat. Now stop being a sucker and buy the brap gas dip.

[Anonymous No.57637663]

>>57635457
It's not to late

[Anonymous No.57637670]

>>57637586
>>57637608
>>57637612

[Anonymous No.57637671]

>>57636521
No.

[Anonymous No.57637692]

What I really like about BABA is that I know it tends to rise when the U.S. market dumps. When I have a bad day BABA is there for me, telling me everything will be alright and reminding me that I've endured worse already (by holding BABA).

[Anonymous No.57637693]

>Europe wide farmer's uprising; Germany, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Greece, Italy, Scotland, Portugal, Poland, Ireland, Spain, Romania, Switzerland, Bulgaria, Latvia, Slovakia, Poland, Britain
>Government buildings in France raided and set on fire

[Anonymous No.57637694]

>>57637692
already tired of this retarded webm at this point and i've only seen it spammed for less than a day

[Anonymous No.57637698]

>>57635421
Why were china stocks pumping yesterday?

[Anonymous No.57637700]

>>57637694
lrn2filter by MD5 m8

[Anonymous No.57637701]

>>57637693
>>Government buildings in France raided and set on fire
nothingburger until they start killing actual politicians in the street
gov buildings get set on fire in France literally every other week

[Anonymous No.57637705]

>>57637700
ik but i'm too lazy for this
ig i'll have to now

[Anonymous No.57637721]

is investing in Indonesia a meme ?
I want something longterm to invest into and forget about it.
Keep seeing Indonesia as a "safe" pick. what's the biz verdict

[Anonymous No.57637726]

>>57637701
>gov buildings get set on fire in France literally every other week
These darn French politicians keep building them and they keep getting burnt down for a year and a half with your disinfo. They should hire Chinese developers.

[Anonymous No.57637728]

>>57637721
/smgay/ doesn't know a fucking thing about emerging markets. i personally think indonesia is a pretty good place to park your money.

[Anonymous No.57637733]

>>57637694
It's not my fault you are too stupid to browse 4chan. Go to reddit if you need someone to filter your posts because you low iq monkey will rewatch a video that you've already seen until you die because you don't have the brain capacity to stop yourself

[Anonymous No.57637740]

>>57637721
>Keep seeing Indonesia as a "safe" pick. what's the biz verdict
Here's a little spoonfeed. Some indonesian blue chip stocks are really cheap right now.

[Anonymous No.57637754]

>>57637721
Previous president was extemely well liked. It remains to see how this one will fare. He could be more business friendly and have the right policies to support economic development

[Anonymous No.57637815]

>>57637568
faggot

[Anonymous No.57637845]

>>57637815

[Anonymous No.57637856]

>>57637845
rude

[Anonymous No.57637884]

>>57635431
>long nvida
>short rivian and lucid
>retire

[Anonymous No.57637900]

nvidia aint gonna flop next week right bros...?

[Anonymous No.57637911]

>>57635652
>risk adverse
>70k in 0DTE

[Anonymous No.57637930]

>>57635652
>please reddit pump my bags
what a bunch of stupid retards lmao

[Anonymous No.57637976]

Happy Birthday to this absolute ledge who has made and will continue to make me heaps of money. I love you you little chink genius.

[Anonymous No.57638004]

>the gay poster spiraling after getting btfo
classic

[Anonymous No.57638008]

>>57637976
>breaks this ugly little chink goblin's monopoly in half with one (1) github repo
https://github.com/vosen/ZLUDA

[Anonymous No.57638061]

>>57638008
nobody with a brain is going to fall for "it's a drop in replacement I swear"

[Anonymous No.57638073]

>>57637976
Crazy how much buttcoins pumped even in spite of rapehikes being longer and higher

[Anonymous No.57638088]

>>57638061
there's nothing to "fall for" you chimp-level IQ nigger. it's open source. the code is there.
it's like the description says "CUDA on AMD GPUs".
that's all.

[Anonymous No.57638107]

>>57638088
Yes and it definitely 100% reproduces the behaviour of CUDA and NVIDIA GPUs, bugs/quirks included, so my 5 year old tensorflow stack with custom workarounds will just work and not mysteriously malfunction due to unintentionally depending on aforementioned bugs and quirks? You don't know shit about software development.

[Anonymous No.57638118]

why does the market even close anymore? isn't it all automated?

[Anonymous No.57638126]

The markets. Are they good or bad?

[Anonymous No.57638132]

>>57638107
you're seething, probably long nvidia.
>You don't know shit about software development.
oh lol the irony.
you tried to poison the well about this without knowing what it even does you chimp.

[Anonymous No.57638150]

>>57638132
Tell me how it reproduces the exact behaviour of CUDA then

[Anonymous No.57638164]

>>57638150
so you can just handwave my reply and continue your well-poisoning. gonna pass.
if anyone is interested, the source code is all there.
eat shit nviggers. this hasn't got much attention yet because nviggers don't want the news to spread but when it does, it's gonna be fun to see what a github repo does to that retarded ass share price.
earnings on 21st too.

[Anonymous No.57638175]

>>57638164
>so you can just handwave my reply and continue your well-poisoning. gonna pass.
You haven't made any specific claims, there is nothing I can do but brush you off. Classic moronic "I can't back up my position but I'm right" behaviour.

[Anonymous No.57638184]

Buy Google or Microsoft this year? $30k-ish

[Anonymous No.57638196]

It would be really cool for MSN to continue putting out junk articles like this telling POC to go to California.
Thanks in advance glowie frens
>inb4 POC don't read
shut up let me have this

[Anonymous No.57638203]

>stops responding
Classic

[Anonymous No.57638221]

>>57635910
Thought about buying a shitload of preserving jars and slop together some Berry jam

[Anonymous No.57638223]

>>57638184
Sundar is going to lead GOOGL to new heights by doing exactly what he should do: absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.57638278]

Teslas are gay

[Anonymous No.57638298]

>>57638278
>this poster owns truck nuts

[Anonymous No.57638307]

>cries and shits itself when deprived of (you)
you love to see it

[Anonymous No.57638320]

>>57638088
>it's open source. the code is there.
>it's done by one guy
>no one backs up his work
>"Realistically, it's now abandoned"
lmao if you think this bullshit is gonna sway anyone into buying AMD GPUs you're a dummy

[Anonymous No.57638322]

>>57635805
because GDP is irrelevant
its government budget that matters

[Anonymous No.57638323]

>>57638196
>ca
my retarded state was also talking about giving them reparations...

How the fuck can niggers even afford it here anyways? The mexicans have to go like 15 adults to a house to gain the system

[Anonymous No.57638346]

>>57638307
I love to see when you get dunked on. Get dunked on faggot. You don't even understand a quarter of what you pretend to know.

[Anonymous No.57638357]

>>57638320
It even says "alpha quality" (aka doesn't fucking work half the time) right on the repo

[Anonymous No.57638359]

i've got so many (You)s from shook nvideotroons, this is brilliant

[Anonymous No.57638380]

>>57638359
>shook nvda troons
I don't even own NVDA. I am sitting out of the semiconuctors. Are you so fucking pozzed that you have a one track thought process? Have you tried going outside and inhaling some fresh air? Maybe you are bagholding SMCI?

[Anonymous No.57638387]

I’m down to my final $1200 and I need $10k by this time next month. What should my play be? Thinking SOXS calls for NVDA earnings. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.57638397]

>>57638387
Just buy NVDA puts for 500$, Alex

[Anonymous No.57638411]

>>57638359
You got baited by AyyMD, destroyed by us, and now you're in damage control
Just realise you aren't as smart as you thought, and maybe you'll do better in the future. Or, continue being defensive and learn nothing.
This repo was worked on by a single engineer and then open sourced. That tells you everything. It wasn't even worth the salaries of two engineers to a company that employs thousands. It's an emulator for undocumented hardware, of course it doesn't work properly, and never will.

[Anonymous No.57638416]

>>57638397
>betting against semiteconductors
rip anon, he didnt listen and he didnt learn.
A shallow grave will do.
I wonder how many hundreads of thousands have been lost being retarded these last couple years?

[Anonymous No.57638417]

>>57638397
You really think it’ll crash after earnings?

[Anonymous No.57638437]

I’m keeping an eye on Carnival stocks. When it dips to around $10 or $9 a share Ima buy 100 to secure that $100 free spending credit per cruise. It’s been slowly dipping and is around $13 right now. Fingers crossed. It hit $9 several times last year. It tends to hang around the $15 range or so with spikes into the $30s and dips into the $9s.

[Anonymous No.57638464]

lol

[Anonymous No.57638471]

>>57638464
spending by the state, sure.

[Anonymous No.57638477]

>>57638417
>>57638416
I have been subject to
>record earning
>record revenue
>record eps
>BUT LE HECKIN MIDDLE EAST!
and then the stock tumbled 15% over the week. something tells me that if even a fraction of a percentage was off in expected reporting, everyone is gonna bail. think about it; if EVERYONE got in a month or more ago, then EVERYONE is going to be profiting. This may be equivalent to a bank run on the stock market if people decide they want out with profit.

[Anonymous No.57638488]

>>57638184
msft. googl sucks desu.

[Anonymous No.57638491]

>>57638471
it is just an obvious statement next to the label opinion so I had a giggle when I saw it

[Anonymous No.57638512]

>>57638298
Best (you) I’ve ever received. But I just spilled my coffee typing this out. Now it’s the worst (you)

[Anonymous No.57638532]

>>57638359
>make silly claims
>people point out claims are silly
>i've got so many (You)s from shook nvideotroons, this is brilliant
ebin win anon haha

[Anonymous No.57638543]

>>57638491
oh, yeah media and headlines are just clown shoes.

[Anonymous No.57638553]

>>57638543
They are going to raise taxes after election driving up wages which furthers inflation. Spy to 10k

[Anonymous No.57638567]

[Anonymous No.57638573]

>>57638567
I guess I will buy some

[Anonymous No.57638578]

>>57638567
I cannot fucking WAIT to see idiots buy massive bags of plebbit only for it to dump for some retarded reason.

[Anonymous No.57638595]

>>57638553
>rebuplicans raising taxes
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuhue
>buttcoin is rising during election cycle

[Anonymous No.57638598]

>>57638567
but is it even profitable?
also how do I short garbage CAPTCHA systems fuck you hiro

[Anonymous No.57638642]

>>57637535
Recessions are bullish

[Anonymous No.57638645]

>>57638598
>but is it even profitable?
who knows

Yeah short the fuck out of cloudflare, this shit sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.57638652]

Burgerbros...how we holding up?

[Anonymous No.57638665]

>>57638652
If my neighbors in my apartment weren't druggies and cunts, I would have a grill and make my own. so not well.
pan frying kind of sucks

[Anonymous No.57638667]

>>57638652
not great

[Anonymous No.57638682]

>>57638322
Government can operate much like a bank does, loaning money out creating inflation. However if the inflation beats the economic growth it's inefficient. It's also not easily understood because that debts just going to have to continue getting rolled and the variable rate to finance it etc. complex equations underpin it.

[Anonymous No.57638704]

>>57638595
>Raise taxes
>Put them on a payment plan
>Economy deflates
>Rates go to zero
>Refinance at zero% rates
I'm now tax arbitrating.

[Anonymous No.57638741]

>>57635897
this will cause more money printing and inflation, so it's best to stay in the market

[Anonymous No.57638806]

portugal is part of msci world, korea isnt
wtf

[Anonymous No.57638824]

>>57638741
I'm considering positioning myself more aggressively on shorting/longing bonds. The face ripping rallies it has is annoying to be on the wrong side of it. Plus it monster rallies on any positive news while it takes 2-3 negative events to sink it.

[Anonymous No.57638858]

Arsenal
Bullish

[Anonymous No.57638869]

Do the needful

[Anonymous No.57638928]

>>57638869
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.57638982]

>>57638928
Sub-human esl’ers who want you to do the sneedful

[Anonymous No.57639013]

>>57638869
>ISS
damn, we finance in space now?

[Anonymous No.57639019]

>>57636521
>its so easy to make money
>i need money
>please pay me i will show you how to make money

scamming midwits is way more lucrative than gambling options, the fact that you even considered this as an option means that you are never going to make it because you are retarded and if you ever did make any large sum of money you would just be quickly grifted.

[Anonymous No.57639121]

>um hi yes, I would like uh 10 million dollars to um short sell alphabet incorporated
>sir, with all due respect this is google, you plan on shorting? You do realize they are a MAG7. Your loss, please tell us your DD either ways
>yeah so uh, sundar, he uh he is an autistic CEO. And uh, you see as a fellow autistic I would know he would make a bad CEO in all honesty, you um wouldn't get it
>ok, and what would you plan on doing with this money if you win this crazy bet
>yeah I'm going all in on eli lilly, obesity, man obesity is going to climb, you guys been to chick fil a? Shits crack. Those chicken sandwiches are going to create a new supersize me movie.

[Anonymous No.57639128]

Is it too late to buy nvidia? I was thinking to buy since december but I didn't... I regret it so bad now

>>57635457
I noticed that too, out of nowhere almost, I guess the Germans are really committed to that 2% nato spending now

[Anonymous No.57639136]

>>57639019
this guy exposes furus. it's p entertaining https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=imantrading

[Anonymous No.57639206]

>>57639121
I went cold turkey on chic fil a when I saw the sodium content. It's poisonous.

[Anonymous No.57639214]

>>57639206
restaurants are even worse because you can't check

[Anonymous No.57639219]

>>57639206
>he doesn't sodiumMaxxx by ordering fast food and salting it using a shaker

[Anonymous No.57639238]

iodine de-fluorination, you wont get me to stop the slop glowies

[Anonymous No.57639246]

>>57635611
FROM
POINTS
LOWER
THAN
THE
>THE
THE
TOP

But also, I just ran up on these this morning, check them out:
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4590406

https://www.aqr.com/Insights/Perspectives/Why-Not-100-Equities

[Anonymous No.57639249]

>>57638741
A Weimar-mode market will moon in nominal terms, but can get rekt or crab in real terms as the underlying economy breaks down and people flee the sinking ship. There's tons of fuckery along the way.

For example, 9% inflation in 2022 means we should've seen a 9% gain in the market, yes? Except it declined as boomers expected damage from tighter monetary policy and rotated into higher yielding bonds. This dynamic continues if Powell hikes to 6 or 7% to keep up with this year's reinflation.

And if Powell gives up on the inflation fight, long term bond yields rise, again baiting more Boomer money out of stocks and into bonds.

Once we get to the "Will President Harris default? Or double taxes? Or slash spending?" phase, we'll see wealth destruction and fear of wealth destruction/capital flight cripple spending.

[Anonymous No.57639264]

>>57638806
Korea is incredibly xenophobic, and that extends to their markets. That goes for both of them.

[Anonymous No.57639266]

>>57639128
it takes a brief dip once in a while before steaming on upwards; ive been thinking of going all in next time it does to ride the updraft for a week or two, but the fear of a massive overnight correction after this near-vertical race to the top has me fucking paralyzed and it only gets worse the higher it goes

this could be a golden ticket or the worst mistake i made since i first picked up a potato chip and every day i spend hesitating is another day it keeps fucking pumping

[Anonymous No.57639295]

I have yet to see any real life evidence of anyone making money through active trading. it's just bullshit peddled to you by guys who want to sell courses. I'm not saying it's entirely impossible, but again, no real evidence. no one actually shows how much they have made over a certain period. it's usually the last couple of trades or demo accounts.

[Anonymous No.57639299]

>>57639136
>random faggot scammer
>random faggot talking about random faggot scammer

not interested in your videos dude

[Anonymous No.57639308]

>>57639299
>reddit spacing
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57639317]

>>57639121
wingstop earnings next week.
>73/share to 319/share in the last year
>still on a moon mission

[Anonymous No.57639323]

>>57639266
Yeap same thing going through my mind since december, "it just cant keep going up", well guess fucking what, I dont know what the earnings calls will do on Wednesday.
But lets be realistic, demand for AI and GPUs will never stop, I dont see why it will go down, if anything maybe for a short term and back up again

[Anonymous No.57639350]

>>57639317
>is called wingstop
>yet doesn't stop soaring
????

[Anonymous No.57639355]

>>57639266
holy fomo

[Anonymous No.57639356]

anyone else still bagging SOUN? im feeling bullish about it after it held on this week, earnings on the 29th

[Anonymous No.57639382]

>>57639356
SOUNds gay unless that N stands for NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.57639384]

>>57639356
>buying a penny stock
>with negative 8 p/e
>at $3.75
>when insiders thought it was smart to sell at $1.66

thats a big nope from me dawg

[Anonymous No.57639394]

>>57639295
traders are just liquidity for debtmaxxers

[Anonymous No.57639401]

>>57639382
the one nice thing about NATGAS futures is theyre on 90% clearance all the time

[Anonymous No.57639405]

>>57639384
>when insiders thought it was smart to sell at $1.66
>at $3.75
tell me more about these insiders

[Anonymous No.57639407]

>>57639295
The winning strat is to actively trading aggressively without spending time learning anything, let alone spending money.
>but you'll-
Precisely.

[Anonymous No.57639410]

>>57639356
The only thing it has going for it is OOOOOO! NVIDIA GAVE THEY SOME MONEEEEE! OOOOO!!!! Look at this shit, anon. Look at the performance of their stock since they went public. There's nothing to get excited about.

[Anonymous No.57639413]

>>57639317
>>57639350
>WING and LLY have almost identical returns since the start of 2023.

[Anonymous No.57639434]

>>57639407
this is true, buy red sell green, your income depends on how much time you want to invest doing so

[Anonymous No.57639444]

>>57639405
the director of the company, a 10% owner and the COO all thought 2.24 a share was a good time to sell. none of them have accumulated any shares in the last year.

[Anonymous No.57639449]

>>57638118
So that the kikes can pull levers and turn knobs behind the scenes to manipulate the markets

[Anonymous No.57639451]

>>57639407
I lost all my money following your winning strat and had to get a job and become a boglehead. God it's so boring

[Anonymous No.57639468]

Joe Biden is currently trying to imprison the person running against him. How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.57639474]

>>57639468
Buy a good light rifle with a good bright scope -- anything that says Leopold on it will do -- and plenty of ammo.

[Anonymous No.57639483]

>>57639468
DKNG

[Anonymous No.57639505]

IOVAbros how high are we going on tuesday

[Anonymous No.57639511]

>There are people in this thread that has actually exchanged real money for paper gas
>PAPER GAS

[Anonymous No.57639526]

>>57639511
>he doesn't own any paper braps

[Anonymous No.57639527]

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57639540]

Oh no it's back it's starting again it never stops it just keeps burning it wont let me go...

[Anonymous No.57639549]

>>57639356
12$ and not a penny less. Don’t let GLOWNIGGERS gaslight you

[Anonymous No.57639557]

i have thousands in uranium. why? because its the next goldrush when commiefornia and europe realize that LNG is the stupidest thing ever. this puts me at direct odds with all the NATGAS posters here. no amount of gangstalking by O&G companies will sway me

[Anonymous No.57639560]

>>57639323
thats the feeling alright, though i meant rhein
in usual times it would be against all sense to jump in heavy now, but this is not business as usual

>>57639355
its fucking killing me
even if there is a flashcrash correction, im certain itll eventually recover and then go even higher, but that would be upwards of half a year where i cant move my capital around an inch because the stock decided to finally croak the second i gave in and jumped aboard

easy money now with a constant risk of disaster messing my sleep up or hold off and keep watching helplessly from the corner as it keeps pumping out daily loads of thick salty gains all over the market? this is pain

[Anonymous No.57639568]

new

>>57639556
>>57639556
>>57639556
>>57639556

[Anonymous No.57639571]

It's important to note that bulls are much more well endowed than the cucked small dick of bears. Which do you think would have an easier time satisfying a female broker? Make what you will of that information but keep in mind this, there is a reason bobos on /smg/ behave the way they do and it's because of a medical condition known as micro penis.

[Anonymous No.57639575]

>>57639511
>he's a NO PAPGAS NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57639579]

>>57639560
you dont have to invest your life savings you know, just put a grand in and take the money at earnings

hypothetical losses are for amateurs

[Anonymous No.57639592]

>>57639527
>>57639571
Stop that shit. It was only funny the first hundred times.

[Anonymous No.57639603]

>>57639121
kekd

[Anonymous No.57639647]

>>57639592
I don't care any more. This shit is going to be copy pasta'd in every thread now.

[Anonymous No.57639782]

>>57639568
Thanks

[Anonymous No.57639835]

>>57639568
Still a tiny bit of life left in this one

[Anonymous No.57639898]

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[Anonymous No.57639917]

>>57639898
kek

[Anonymous No.57640139]

>>57635431
if nvidia shits the bed the whole market will be red for weeks.

[Anonymous No.57640378]

...now it's over

[Anonymous No.57640430]

>>57639468
stop caring and start ridin with biden