/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57630454]

>Why didja buy SMCI at 1 077, Stayvun?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57629315

[Anonymous No.57630472]

soun just jumped wtf

[Anonymous No.57630480]

IS THAT LE HECKIN STAUHVEIN MEME?!? SAY THE LINE BART

[Anonymous No.57630486]

>>57630454
WHY'D YOU BUY THE TOP STAYVUN

[Anonymous No.57630489]

I hope the market makers pumping this market get raped by a pack of niggers.

[Anonymous No.57630491]

Your home is a liability
This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.57630493]

>>57630486
TO HAVE

[Anonymous No.57630501]

>>57630472
>SoundHound AI, Inc. (Nasdaq: SOUN), a global leader in voice artificial intelligence, today announced that it will report its 2023 fourth quarter and full year financial results on Thursday, February 29, 2024 after market close. The company will host a conference call and webcast to review the results on the same day.

degenerate gamblers

[Anonymous No.57630500]

Reminder for everybody in current market conditions:

[Anonymous No.57630505]

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 2.89%
>CCJ: 0.31%
>/HE: -0.06%
>FXI: 1.92%
>MAGS: -0.27%
>MARA: 1.52%
>NVDA: 1.72%
>SMCI: -10.56%
>TMF: -2.28%
>XXXX: 0.09%

How many are (You) beating?

[Anonymous No.57630507]

Ahem. We need SMCI at 1100 end of day.

[Anonymous No.57630511]

>nobody notices google dumping again
shit company, easy short to sub 1 trilly marketcap

[Anonymous No.57630514]

>>57630480
How many times are you gonna post cringe, Stuhvun? The sneedposting is never gonna stop. You know that

[Anonymous No.57630515]

OIL
I
L

back up over $78

[Anonymous No.57630517]

>>57630489
With all possible std's included, along with some new ones for added measure.

[Anonymous No.57630519]

>>57630501
Yes, but NVDA invested in it so you can't lose. That's rock solid technical, fundamental, and cyclical analysis.

[Anonymous No.57630521]

TLT bros i don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.57630530]

We're riding with Biden to new ATH's every week baby

[Anonymous No.57630534]

>>57630501
>after market close

[Anonymous No.57630536]

>>57630514

[Anonymous No.57630537]

>>57630514
>You know that
[Inhales] AHAHAHA I DONT KNOW

[Anonymous No.57630539]

Who bought the SCMI top? LOL

[Anonymous No.57630541]

>>57630505
6 of them, currently.

[Anonymous No.57630546]

>>57630501
It's a solid company. I might buy more shares.

[Anonymous No.57630551]

>-1.83%
If I apologize to thed Antichrist, will he save my stocks?

[Anonymous No.57630563]

>>57630521
>TLT bros i don't feel so good
Just buy the dip, bro

[Anonymous No.57630567]

>>57630539
It hurts

[Anonymous No.57630572]

Why didn’t I buy more Chevron at 142 :(

[Anonymous No.57630573]

>Bloomberg Economics

>@economics
>Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic says he supports beginning interest-rate cuts this summer, though more favorable inflation data could warrant an earlier start

Are they joking? All this data-dependent bullshit, is just talk. They have a fixed plan.

[Anonymous No.57630576]

>>57630537
no more comfy threads

[Anonymous No.57630578]

>>57630290
SABR
CAR

[Anonymous No.57630579]

I just sold my first covered call for 1$ :-) free money bros

[Anonymous No.57630581]

>>57630514
SAY THE FUCKING LINE BART

[Anonymous No.57630582]

The more money I make and the more financially secure I am, the less I care or find joy in this entire hobby. I have unironically thought about selling it all and donating it to some cause I like and running it back.

[Anonymous No.57630584]

>Anon. You know Dividends aren't actually free money right? Yes I know the ETF pays monthly Dividends but you are losing money on the value of the stock everytime they pay out a dividend you are just paying yourself your own money. Okay let me explain with tendies...

[Anonymous No.57630590]

>HALO

[Anonymous No.57630598]

>>57630582
Can you donate the money to me as a
>Cause I like you?

[Anonymous No.57630604]

>>57630521
>>57630563
dees niggas investing in yellenbonds lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.57630605]

>Crabbing until NVDA earnings

[Anonymous No.57630609]

>>57630581
Post folio

[Anonymous No.57630615]

>>57630578
>SABR
Won't we have AI travel agents in like a year?

[Anonymous No.57630621]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_6Kp7q5tbA

[Anonymous No.57630626]

>>57630605
the tremendous downside if even a single piece of expected data is down .01%

[Anonymous No.57630627]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79u5Lj2IytM

[Anonymous No.57630628]

>>57630511
>google dumping again
it's pissing off its employees, too

[Anonymous No.57630637]

>>57630584
I like to use the dividends to gamble on growth stocks

[Anonymous No.57630638]

NNOX finally dumping wew lads I was getting kinda nervous

[Anonymous No.57630640]

>>57630627
Forgot to say, could you imagine mowing down thousands of nigger tribesmen with a maxim gun in the 1800s?

[Anonymous No.57630645]

>>57630454
I dont know,.....

[Anonymous No.57630656]

>>57630584
I'm listening

[Anonymous No.57630658]

>>57630628
>pissing off
yeah they are so angry they are an hero'ng

[Anonymous No.57630666]

>>57630573
They lost the fight

[Anonymous No.57630670]

>>57630609
SAY *chair creaks* THE *chair creaks* LINE *chair creaks*

[Anonymous No.57630672]

>>57630637
Ah you're a smart boy I'm glad.

[Anonymous No.57630673]

Welp. I paid $300 to learn I should have written puts instead of buying calls.

[Anonymous No.57630680]

I knew I should have shorted GOOG instead of AAPL

[Anonymous No.57630684]

Absolutely CALLED IT so far.

[Anonymous No.57630693]

>>57630670

[Anonymous No.57630699]

crab day

[Anonymous No.57630702]

>>57630454
If they don´t believe in the virginity of Mary, they are heretics.

[Anonymous No.57630703]

>>57630684
FORGOT
REF
>>57628104

[Anonymous No.57630708]

>>57630626
That's part of being extremely overvalued

[Anonymous No.57630724]

>>57630699
The retard strength on NVDA. Truly fascinating. It will be a glorious day when other chippy makers start churning out their own AI shit.

[Anonymous No.57630748]

>>57630708
Just got a 30DTE 500$ put on NVDA. Some people play the lottery, I just inverse /smg/

[Anonymous No.57630755]

[Anonymous No.57630756]

>>57630748
It's mainly Baggie you're supposed to inverse

[Anonymous No.57630770]

>>57630748
little early imo we’re going to run at least until NVDA eating and probably until march fomc

[Anonymous No.57630774]

>>57630546
>negative 8 p/e
>has AI in its name so +100% this month'

no amount of training would ever prepare me for how gay and retarded this market is

[Anonymous No.57630783]

>>57630454
soft landing has been achieved and we are in goldilocks. thanks joe.

[Anonymous No.57630802]

it is over for me

[Anonymous No.57630804]

>>57630270
just congregate correctly. its a self solving problem. there is but one source of civilizaiton.

>>57630774
https://web.archive.org/web/20130216132858/http://www.cantrip.org/stupidity.html

welcome to advanced economics.

[Anonymous No.57630808]

>>57630666
>jews bombing arabs
>us bombing arabs
>ukranians bombing russians
>why is gas getting more expensive
>why did the fed do this

[Anonymous No.57630810]

>>57630804
>just congregate correctly.
This is illegal. There is no freedom of association in the US.

[Anonymous No.57630826]

>GOOG +1.69 YTD
>makes up 8% of my ETF's holdings
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.57630827]

Uh oh Tesla bros. Stinkyyyy

[Anonymous No.57630828]

>folio at -0.01%
HELP

[Anonymous No.57630837]

>>57630808
>let’s see if we can bait any of these retards to rotate into commodities

[Anonymous No.57630842]

>>57630756
>>57630748
Okay Baggie is irrelevant unless he is going heavy on a position.
>If /smg/ and CNBC are in alignment inverse /smg/
>If /smg/ and CNBC are out of sync inverse CNBC unless
>Jim Cramer is inline with /smg/ inverse Jim always
>leading indicators should be based on YouTube Finance Reaction Channels extreme bullishness is a top signal while extreme Bearishness is a Bottom signal
>when /smg/ is talking about Mutant Fish it is a good time to reevaluate your portfolio
>SOXL/SOXS posters are good ways to monitor the health if the market when /smg/ becomes SOXL general that is an early indicator of a market correction
>Bobo and Mumu posters are irrelevant if Snibs becomes the main character of /smg/ it is a strong buying opportunity and markets are stable

[Anonymous No.57630846]

>things breddy calm around here
>3 day weekend
>jews
BOUGHTED
a little
UVXY

[Anonymous No.57630848]

>>57630810
if there is no liberty. You need simply acquire power.
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/rights/

[Anonymous No.57630855]

>>57630521
4.60% 10yr bro. that's the slurp

[Anonymous No.57630872]

Shorting INTC every pump is a free money glitch

[Anonymous No.57630875]

Puts getting boughted

[Anonymous No.57630876]

>>57630846
>i bought a thing to hold long that is mathematically designed to go to zero
>that will teach those jews

vix is literally a jewish scam

[Anonymous No.57630881]

new bottom for smci
its over bros

[Anonymous No.57630882]

>>57630875
Good. Market will pump as they expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.57630885]

I'm really sad I sold my oil for measly profits.

[Anonymous No.57630886]

>>57630876
Uh oh. Long the vix signal

[Anonymous No.57630916]

time to sell

[Anonymous No.57630922]

anyone know where zuck lives? my 1wte puts are. worth... less than they were and i need a catalyst

[Anonymous No.57630923]

>1 retarded stock controls the entire market
i didn't think the stock market could get any more jewish

[Anonymous No.57630929]

this is the best i got buddy

[Anonymous No.57630935]

>>57630923
>>1 retarded stock controls the entire market
PLTR should not be this powerful

[Anonymous No.57630941]

>STAYVUN DAMIT
>WHATAYA MEAN LOVE ME? YOU ONE OF THOSE HOMOSEX?
>I don't know
>STAYVUN
>YOU CANT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS I AM A GROWN MAN YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT
>I don't know
>WHY DIDJA BREAK MY HEART STAYVUN
>to have

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57630944]

oh man, i was just fueling up next to this hottie off duty female police officer, and when i took the left to leave the gas station this car pulled out of this package store across the street that was in the blind spot created by the part of the car that holds the wind shield in, so i drove like 10 yards into on coming traffic and pulled into this dunkin donut drive through, the off duty cop was behind me and saw the whole thing, but couldn't pull me over or do anything because she was just a woman in her civilian vehicle.

[Anonymous No.57630946]

MSFT owes me lewd images of AI women

[Anonymous No.57630956]

>>57630922
>1wte
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.57630963]

>>57630944
>I drive like a nigger but fuck da police
>trip
Pottery

[Anonymous No.57630968]

>>57630944

krispy kreme is better. dunkin donuts is the worst of the worst goyslop

[Anonymous No.57630970]

>>57630963
>Pottery
vased

[Anonymous No.57630972]

>>57630946
MSFT has a weekly biggest drop since Oct 23.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57630984]

>>57630963
a nigger would have stepped on it into oncomming traffic and tried to cut in front of the car that pulled out, i did what i thought was best to avoid an accident once i saw him

[Anonymous No.57630986]

Why did the dumbass SMCI CEO have to say "we are not perfect at accounting" during the Bloomgoy interview? Big investors don't want their egg cracked over fucking accounting irregularities. SMCI will be $600 by the end of next week. Cap this

[Anonymous No.57630987]

>>57630944
>part of the car that holds the wind shield in
the A pillar

[Anonymous No.57630996]

>>57630881
>make 'im sink zis is ze bottom, zen dump it again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57630997]

>>57630987
yeah, and the car was the same color as my interior too, like i totally didn't see him waiting to pull out.

[Anonymous No.57630998]

Waste Management more like based management
(Cigna is also based)
Cisco is that lovable retard

[Anonymous No.57631013]

>>57630876
Yet somehow I keep buying it at one price and selling it at a higher price, over and over again.
SO
WEIRD

[Anonymous No.57631018]

[Anonymous No.57631025]

>>57630984
>a nigger would have
Been you. Because that's what you are. A nigger

[Anonymous No.57631033]

>>57630996
ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING DUMPING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.57631034]

just closed my SMCI positions
fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.57631039]

>>57631034
post damage

[Anonymous No.57631041]

Monday i a holiday ?

[Anonymous No.57631043]

>>57631013
>bro its easy to predict volatility

[Anonymous No.57631046]

>>57631034
bro no...

[Anonymous No.57631053]

Anons, if by buying shares you are essentially buying a parcel of the company, then say, it has a market cap of 2 B, and it has assets of 1.98 B and a further 200 M in yearly revenue. Considering that you are buying for its current value and future profits, would that be a good buy, no?

[Anonymous No.57631054]

>>57631039
I was already in with 4 shares at $425
bought 1 share this morning at $885

[Anonymous No.57631062]

>>57631053
are you under the impression that market cap is assets + revenue?

[Anonymous No.57631067]

>>57630673
On the same boat, friend. Bought an NVDA call at open only for it to slash half in value.
We'll make it back.

[Anonymous No.57631073]

>>57631053
does it make bitcoins, have a jewish CEO or have something vaguely related with AI or buzzwords like quantum computing? thats the only thing that matters anon.

[Anonymous No.57631077]

>>57631043
>>57631013

[Anonymous No.57631084]

>tfw sitting on NVDA 1460 calls

[Anonymous No.57631091]

This week was a week of beclowing myself. Beheemed even. Godfather I dont what to do

[Anonymous No.57631093]

SOUN is pretty cool. I know we've had voice activation for a while but never at the speed and accuracy as with language models.

Considering California wants $50/hr minimum wage raises, this sounds bullish for food companies looking to fire the McWorkers.

[Anonymous No.57631096]

>>57631062
No, but I'm under the impression that companies like NVDA might have shitloads of profit and a huge increase in revenue, but they aren't worth more than others that generate higher revenues or have a total sum of cash reserves and physical assets higher than NVDA would generate in a decade.

>>57631073
Yeah, Im in this for the long run, I don´t want to YOLO my money and hypes

[Anonymous No.57631101]

>>57631093
>fire mcworkers
>suddenly there are less mccustomers
>revenue takes a nosedive
>???
>PROFIT

[Anonymous No.57631126]

>>57631101
Just raise the price of Big Macs again

[Anonymous No.57631130]

>>57631033
have you sold?

[Anonymous No.57631139]

>>57631093
>its cheaper to pay $200,000 for a computer some nigger is going to spill soda on and vandalize within the first week instead of paying my employees $40 more a week

boomer logic is strange as fuck... just obese midwits circle jerking each other about their supposed "value" to society with their pretend make work jobs. I really think its the diabeetus rotting their brains that makes them invest in this stupid tech shit.

[Anonymous No.57631152]

>>57631130
I DONT KNOW. And to answer your followup, TO HAVE

[Anonymous No.57631154]

>>57631101
reduce production output and maintain price.

[Anonymous No.57631158]

>>57631130
still coping, i dont wanna walk out emptyhanded

[Anonymous No.57631160]

>>57631126
>Double digit Big Mac prices are here

[Anonymous No.57631164]

>>57631139
It doesn't matter there is plenty of work. Automation just frees up labor to fill other gaps. Automate the fast food. Automate the grocery store. Other industries like construction are dieing for labor

[Anonymous No.57631167]

>>57631139
these asians really know how to build computer. You don't you're paid minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.57631172]

>>57631154
reducing output would reduce their economies of scale thus increasing their expenses
they need to increase output so high that it's so cheap to make one they can afford to sell them for less than a buck

[Anonymous No.57631189]

AHHHHH SELL REDDIT THIS THE BIG ONE SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.57631194]

You ever wonder what its like to have a million dollars and never work again? What about a billion?

Its like living a whole new world, they live on another planet, on another plane of existence than people who work.

"Working" is like a pleb tier activity, like no millionaire/billionaire "works" right? They just talk on podcasts, sleep with 23 year old supermodels on yachts and spend $10,000 on luxury fine dining.

And here I am sitting in an office, making $40 an hour.

[Anonymous No.57631195]

>>57631164
the automation is more expensive than the labor but fat boomers spitefully try to force automation to prove that they are better than mcwagies. they suicide bomb their own companies out of spite while tech trannies make millions telling boomers their 5 hour software job was worth the $1m "investment" so they can really stick it to those wagies and meanwhile the new machines are just constantly broken and cost 50x a wagies salary.

its total idiocracy

[Anonymous No.57631199]

I swear to God, if we end the day green, I'm going to hire the hottest hooker I can find and fart into her mouth while she's rimming my reeking asshole

[Anonymous No.57631204]

>>57631101
>there are less mccustomers
>Introducing the McRoach

You vill eat ze bugs und zo vill be McLovin' it

[Anonymous No.57631207]

what exactly does super micro computer inc produce?

[Anonymous No.57631213]

tsla why

[Anonymous No.57631215]

>>57631207
Wealth

[Anonymous No.57631216]

Some of you guys are alright

Buy ENVX for earnings

[Anonymous No.57631217]

>>57631158
>>57631152
>make 'im sink its a reversal, zen resume ze dump

[Anonymous No.57631218]

>>57631194
Yes this why depression is a meme. Anyone forced to work in ANY, yes im looking at college fags too, field or profession should be depressed out of their minds and thus do everything in their power to escape it. Any other take is utterly deluded

[Anonymous No.57631220]

>>57631207
Anon, you're asking that... how much money do you have riding on SMCI?

[Anonymous No.57631221]

NVDA weeklies ahead of earnings have to be the easiest money maker in recent memory.
ps I HATE THIS NEW CAPTCHA SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL JUST LET ME POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57631222]

>>57631194
Some people only make $1 each day. Count yourself lucky to be an american and stop making questions.

[Anonymous No.57631223]

>>57631194
>like no millionaire/billionaire "works" right?
i work 1-2 days/week

>sleep with 23 year old supermodels
haven't had sex in 10 years

[Anonymous No.57631229]

Boughted a little DUG

[Anonymous No.57631234]

>>57631172
I was talking about how to maintain profit for a company in this environment.


Reduce production output -> they need less works -> you can check average working per week is in panic level.

Maintain or even hike price ->
1. the companies have pricing power like Walmart
2. the companies are monopoly like CVX

we are in stagflation right until government stops spending.

[Anonymous No.57631237]

>>57631223
was that you became rich? by not having sex?

[Anonymous No.57631242]

>>57631218
I used to be a ski patrol guy and throw dynamite off ridges to make avalanches. That was great work and fun. Then i had a retarded kid and had to get a big boy job

[Anonymous No.57631244]

A-Ahem. SMCI. 1100. Now.

[Anonymous No.57631247]

>>57631195
>the automation is more expensive than the labor
No it's not. A $20/hr 40hr per week register operator requires $3200 a month to keep paid. You can just fire the McNigger and install a single $1000 ez-swipe talking shitbox with a $100 monthly internet+electricity+services bill.

[Anonymous No.57631248]

>>57631223
>disregard women
>acquire currency

[Anonymous No.57631249]

>zhe sold
Pamp id

[Anonymous No.57631253]

>>57631244
lol baggie

[Anonymous No.57631257]

>>57631213
To have. Get it???

[Anonymous No.57631261]

>>57631247
>mcwagie is making $20
>mcwagie is getting 40/hr a week
>the talking shitbox is $1000

0/3

[Anonymous No.57631269]

>>57631216
fuck you I bought a bag

[Anonymous No.57631274]

NVDA is a scam

[Anonymous No.57631277]

>>57631248
Based. I'd say disregard needy females.

[Anonymous No.57631278]

SMCI about to death cross

[Anonymous No.57631281]

>>57631242
nothing showed up on the scans?

[Anonymous No.57631282]

>>57631194
The difference between someone with a net worth in the tens of million dollar and a wagie is exactly the same as the difference between a free citizen and a slave in the Roman and Greek sense. They are the politicians, the artists, the creators, the contributors to the development of human civilization. Wagies, consumers and voters are just cogs in the machine that allow them to produce their contribution

[Anonymous No.57631284]

>>57631261
Can these boxes even understand ebonics?

[Anonymous No.57631286]

>>57631269
Hang tight friend, it will go 20% after earnings

[Anonymous No.57631293]

>>57631195
Relax, we’re just going to pass 50 more semiconductor bills.

[Anonymous No.57631295]

>>57631261
Alexa pull up California's FAST Recovery Act which passed last year.

[Anonymous No.57631298]

>>57631277
>>57631248

my valentimes date gave me two thoughtful gifts, cooked food for me and packed a bunch of leftovers to take when I left and all i did was buy her $20 worth of flowers at the grocery store. net positive financial exchange exchange + lets me cum in her throat.

sorry you guys are cucks/paypigs or whatever.

[Anonymous No.57631301]

>>57631093
bayer is going bust and will take agrochemical knowledge with them. Mcdonalds will hit a hard ceiling and will probably be first well known SPEE500 to go down the shitter along with the dollar. Just wait until south africa turns into a rogue state and islamic terrorism moves in and starts targeting shipping lanes around the cape. Mcdonalds will start closing franchises next decade. Next bear market will be caused by mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.57631303]

>>57631216
>CEO: Raj Talluri
Shan't

[Anonymous No.57631310]

>>57631286
you better be right

[Anonymous No.57631312]

>>57631274
Sam Altman (curse upon that sister fucker) is set on to start his own semi venture. The jew had enough of that chink fleecing him.

[Anonymous No.57631313]

>>57631221
Given what just happened to their little brother, I don't think there's much room for breezy optimism. They could come out with great earnings but if they aren't great ENOUGH they'll drive off the same fucking cliff as SMCI just did.

[Anonymous No.57631314]

>>57631298
>my valentimes date gave me two thoughtful gifts, cooked food for me and packed a bunch of leftovers to take when I left and all i did was buy her $20 worth of flowers at the grocery store. net positive financial exchange exchange
Based, that's what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.57631316]

>>57631158
anon, you're supposed to buy where you think it's gonna bounce and if it doesn't work quickfast you get the fuck out and try for a better price. You're not supposed to baghold. What if SMCI opens Tuesday at 350

[Anonymous No.57631321]

>>57631298
I'm married.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57631328]

>>57631277
>>57631248
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

[Anonymous No.57631330]

>>57631321
But are you a cuck/paypig or whatever?

[Anonymous No.57631334]

Actually, I got autistic about it cause I noticed all the shitty details, did alot of tweaking and removed the creep self insert

[Anonymous No.57631339]

when did zucc get so based? definite timeline switch signal

[Anonymous No.57631341]

>>57631018
standing on the edge of a cliff when softbank dumps their 90% shares

[Anonymous No.57631352]

>>57630673
Paper trading exists for a reason. If I took my current strat and just immediately ran with it I'd be somewhere like 2.5k down today.

[Anonymous No.57631353]

>>57631328
Go drive into oncoming traffic in your midlife crisismobile Baggie

[Anonymous No.57631354]

>>57631216
>jeet CEO

no thank you

[Anonymous No.57631355]

BOUGHTED a little SSG

[Anonymous No.57631359]

got 2k $ to invest, what tech stock to put in so I can forget about it for a year?

[Anonymous No.57631360]

>>57630584
>cowtits
don't care. i will continue to invest in flat chests and dividends

[Anonymous No.57631378]

Y’all are intending to listen in to the HALO earnings call aren’t you?

[Anonymous No.57631383]

>>57630876
Why is the doorknob that high
WHY IS THE DOOR KNOB THAT HIGH

[Anonymous No.57631384]

>>57631359
HOOD is a 3x and anyone that says otherwise is emotionally biased

[Anonymous No.57631386]

>>57631359
I suggest Applied Materials. They have a nice healthy P/E ratio and just reported excellent earnings, and their past performance has been great.

[Anonymous No.57631387]

>>57631328
Baggot stfu, just short China so I can make some money.

[Anonymous No.57631395]

>>57631378
On Tuesday after the bell? Maybe https://ir.halozyme.com/news/news-details/2024/Halozyme-To-Report-Fourth-Quarter-and-Full-Year-2023-Financial-and-Operating-Results/default.aspx

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57631408]

>>57631353
Already did that once today, I'm thinking I'll pick up some of that Mountain Dew Baja Blast with the 5% alcohol.

[Anonymous No.57631433]

>>57631395
WTF I thought it was today

[Anonymous No.57631435]

I forgot the market was open today. Did the SMCI bros rope yet?

[Anonymous No.57631437]

>>57631386
I made a quick 15% return off Applied Materials at the start of the year by just looking at fundies and then used some of the profit to start investing in educational material so I don't rely on getting lucky like that again. Also I bought a pizza. Feels pretty good.

[Anonymous No.57631446]

Thoughts on QD?

[Anonymous No.57631449]

>>57631435
They are busy bying every dip

[Anonymous No.57631456]

>>57631437
Fucking based bro.

[Anonymous No.57631457]

>>57631386
What do you think about ASML? It's far more mature and has double the P/E but a monopoly on the high end machines

[Anonymous No.57631463]

>>57631433
They're squirrely. I think they faked out EarningsWhisper or something.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57631464]

>>57631387
Buying YINN leaps.

[Anonymous No.57631466]

I love women so much it's unreal (business & financially speaking).

[Anonymous No.57631480]

GREEN DAY
BOBOS BTFO

[Anonymous No.57631491]

You retarded bobos are making me so much money. Yes, continue to buy my puts, retards. Its not gonna dump. Itll never dump again.

[Anonymous No.57631498]

>>57631464
Motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.57631499]

>>57631457
They're a fine long-term hold. But the P/E is rich, as you said, and their estimated revenues are down from 7.8 billion last quarter to 6.4 this. Also, KLAC is kicking their and everybody's ass in high-end metrology equipment, which is like 10% of the total global semiconductor manufacturing market. I like them better, but I would; I already hold some, and it's up today.

[Anonymous No.57631503]

TSLY bros..

[Anonymous No.57631504]

I need to gamble on something for next week
Something other than NVDA

[Anonymous No.57631514]

>>57631504
Buy SMCI then.

/ducks

[Anonymous No.57631523]

Attention SMCI bagholders with cost bases above the current price, I want you to look very carefully at pic related. That's a daily chart of SMCI back to 2021. It's important you look at a fresh chart with no indicators, no meme lines, just price and volume. Get outside of your own head for a minute. Ask yourself a simple question. Would I buy this chart right now? Forget the hype, forget AI for a minute, forget whatever you read on wsb or here. Ask a simple question. Should I buy this chart right now? If the answer is yes then don't change a thing. But if you would not buy this chart at this very moment why are you holding bags?
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.57631525]

>>57631504
Short fiverr. AI is going to make them obsolete.

[Anonymous No.57631533]

>>57631504
>>57631395

[Anonymous No.57631535]

>>57631504
WMT, HD, O
will certainly be interesting

[Anonymous No.57631539]

Why is Adobe down? Because of Open AI's Sora?

[Anonymous No.57631546]

>There are people, even in this thread, that bought Super Micro Computer COMPUTER above 1000

[Anonymous No.57631547]

>>57631437
>used some of the profit to start investing in educational material
Every educational material you need is free

[Anonymous No.57631549]

>>57631274
yeah AMD has dibs on the best AI out there (Open AI) so it's kinda foolish but let the market do its thing if it think open AI is garbage...

[Anonymous No.57631555]

>>57631523
>You're welcome
Also this is earnings 2022. Now it is I think 3,66 billion. So 3x revenue, but 20x stockprice

[Anonymous No.57631557]

Does anything work like vix or uvxy used to work ? This shit it pozzed garbage.

[Anonymous No.57631560]

>>57631539
Yes.

>>57631546
>"COMPUTER" company kicks off this capitulation
>Even Cramer doesn't know what to think
It really is poetic, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57631562]

>no such thing as free lunch

I DID IT AGAIN AHHHH MY LUNCH IS FREE ALL WEEK

[Anonymous No.57631565]

>>57631555
checked

[Anonymous No.57631567]

>>57631557
Yes, if you want to make money, the best ticker is SVIX.

[Anonymous No.57631569]

>>57631562
Based

[Anonymous No.57631570]

>>57631504
Caesars Intuit and Blooming Brand are my picks

[Anonymous No.57631577]

>>57631546
>be me
>get up bright and early and sell a little of this and that to free up enough money to buy 7 more shares SMCI, because I'm up 43% from late January and why not average in a little more
>watch as it zooms up near 1100 and update my stop order from 900 to 980 for the lot
>terminal meltdown begins a few minutes later
>learn that I am apparently the only life form on /biz/ to understand what a stop order is

Phew.

[Anonymous No.57631580]

>>57631562
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.57631584]

>ESTA

[Anonymous No.57631587]

>>57631547
I'm retarded and can't sit down and read things on a screen for a period longer than a few news articles without getting very distracted so I bought some books.
I also got a udemy subscription which so far I've mainly learned risk management from. Free materials aren't guaranteed to be wrong just like paid aren't guaranteed to be right, but I follow things a lot easier when it's structured like a course of some sort.

[Anonymous No.57631595]

>>57631569
>>57631580

here are todays lottery tickets. i am 99% sure they are free lunch and you guys seem like good people so ill share my tendies with you

[Anonymous No.57631602]

>>57631504
Short LCID going into earnings

[Anonymous No.57631606]

>>57631595
>VALE
Based.

[Anonymous No.57631607]

>>57631328
what I'd do is just like .. like ... ya know, ya know what i mean hah ha ah

[Anonymous No.57631608]

>>57631562
>>57631577
What's a stop order?

[Anonymous No.57631609]

>>57631562
Very nice. I also got myself free lunch and dinner for the week selling boil calls

[Anonymous No.57631618]

>>57631577
People on /biz/ don't know what selling is they just want to hold high value forever

[Anonymous No.57631620]

if we don't crash the close i think i'm gonna vomit

[Anonymous No.57631623]

>>57631608
Sweet creeping Jesus.

[Anonymous No.57631624]

this market makes no sense

[Anonymous No.57631629]

>>57631608
>degen gamblers get heemed
You love to see it

[Anonymous No.57631632]

actual final rendition, i've been addicted to ai slop and improving my nonexistent skills by fixing them

[Anonymous No.57631639]

>>57631504
Buy MELI calls

[Anonymous No.57631640]

>>57631595
>>57631606
This dude getting into iron ore! Level your mining up to 20, nigga!

[Anonymous No.57631641]

>>57631608
>SMCI calls seemed risk averse
I don't think he knows what those words mean. How the hell do these people end up with day tradable margin accounts?

[Anonymous No.57631642]

>>57631608
Lmfao. 70k lesson learned I assume.

[Anonymous No.57631646]

>>57631608
KWAB

[Anonymous No.57631654]

>>57631624
How so?

[Anonymous No.57631656]

>>57631316
Can smci really open at 350 on tuesday

[Anonymous No.57631657]

>>57631640
Im 78 mining can I get uranium yet?

[Anonymous No.57631659]

XLU is about to dump again isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.57631666]

>>57631641
Yeah buying calls on a parabolic retard pump stock is anything but risk averse, kek

[Anonymous No.57631668]

>>57631608
top kek

[Anonymous No.57631671]

SMELLY GIRL SOCKS

[Anonymous No.57631677]

I'm trying not to get my hopes up, but I have a 5th and hopefully final interview next week and, if I were to get the job, it would be a much nicer cage.
Wish me luck, bros.

[Anonymous No.57631678]

>>57631642
Still costs less than college at least.

[Anonymous No.57631687]

mumubros... what is happening.

[Anonymous No.57631694]

>>57631687
Things seemed risk-averse...

[Anonymous No.57631696]

>>57631657
Jagex has never even heard of CCJ or uranium.

[Anonymous No.57631699]

>>57630454

[Anonymous No.57631701]

>>57631671
How about smelly AI girl socks? You have to imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.57631702]

>>57631677
Im about to leave my cage forever anon. I hope you feel this free some day. Dont stress about the interview, convince yourself that youve already got the job, and the interview is just a formality. Thats what I do, and Ive gotten every job ive ever applied to.

[Anonymous No.57631706]

>>57631608
I lost 60 dollars today on SOXS and that made me pretty sad. Could have been up 20 but was greedy. I guess it wasn't 70k, though. On the flip side, I'm sure there's someone out there who lost even more. Always a bigger fish.

[Anonymous No.57631707]

>>57631677
Luck. And poise. And fair weather.

[Anonymous No.57631708]

>>57631656
>Can smci really open at 350 on tuesday
*Can* it? Sure but that would be a bit extreme. The option market has a potential drop to the 600's priced in

[Anonymous No.57631710]

>>57631620
yes...

[Anonymous No.57631711]

>>57631608
Based. NVDA troons are next. The heeming will be out of this world

[Anonymous No.57631712]

>>57631694
I have some small 0dte puts on nvdia and spy just a scalp. I like larping. I love this board.

[Anonymous No.57631713]

>>57631659
Why can't we just win anon. XLU always just dumps outta nowhere

[Anonymous No.57631717]

>>57631702
Congratulations on your freedom. Take a nice calming breath once you're out. You did it. Appreciate the suggestion, I'll try my best.
>>57631707
Thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.57631718]

SPY bros AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.57631720]

>>57631654
why is everything crashing now for example?

[Anonymous No.57631721]

>>57631696
Tbh when I was young and player owned houses just came out, I was hoping theyd add power to the game in the form of nuclear generators and that we'd have to mine uranium to fuel them. Some max account convinced me it was going to happen. Never been so disappointed in my life.

[Anonymous No.57631726]

Close the market now!

[Anonymous No.57631728]

Guys, I just noticed my regional bank has a black person on the homepage now. Should I pull all my money out?
>>57631677
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.57631729]

>>57631701
>have to imagine the smell
We have the technology...

[Anonymous No.57631732]

>>57631642
>lesson learned
doubt it

[Anonymous No.57631734]

>>57630563

[Anonymous No.57631739]

Hmm. Widgets are leaning towards sell but the volume indicator doesn't like it yet. Buying is weak but so is selling. I need bigger red volume or more clarification still.

[Anonymous No.57631740]

>BREAKING: U.S. is deploying half of its aircraft carrier fleet around China's territorial waters

https://x.com/financelancelot/status/1758572805929443418

[Anonymous No.57631741]

>>57631720
Buyers could not hold 5043 on /ES. Classic "look above and fail" setup.

[Anonymous No.57631742]

>>57631718
NOOOOOO NOW IM ONLY UP 5% ON THE DAY HOW COULD JEWS DO THIS TO US

[Anonymous No.57631745]

>>57631701
Women can still look good and attractive with weird teeth (catlike teeth, you know tilted a little etc) unlike a man that should have as orderly and straight teeth (but not unnaturally like picrel). But those are bad.

[Anonymous No.57631750]

>>57631728
Why the hell would you have money in a bank and not a brokerage account? Most of them have ACH, just set up direct deposit and automatic bill pay for your credit card from there.

[Anonymous No.57631756]

>>57631728
During black history month? No.

If they're still there in March? Run.

[Anonymous No.57631758]

nvdia is gonna heem the market. We can't even handle nvdia crabbing. We had to print a gorillion calls to hold it up. buy quickly

[Anonymous No.57631759]

>>57631677
Don't forget to look the interviewer in the eye and give him a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.57631762]

Hold ARM over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.57631767]

>>57631740
Nothing is going to happen. The US lacks the ability to fight a serious war.

[Anonymous No.57631772]

>>57631739
>sell
Short. I'm already cash. Looking at shorts. Short shorts.

[Anonymous No.57631773]

>>57631740
Holy shit its so fucking over. I am going to double my YANG call position to TWO (2) calls.

[Anonymous No.57631783]

>>57631767
>
Imagine dying in the chinese sea, knowing you do this for the Techtrannies

[Anonymous No.57631784]

>>57631750
Mainly it's the direct deposit from my employer who uses the same bank so I see my paycheck instantly, but I also have a business account with them for my side hustle. I have been considering setting something like that up, though.

[Anonymous No.57631786]

>>57631773
>implying Biden wouldn't sell out Taiwan in exchange for $25m kicked his way

Anon, do you know what year it is?

[Anonymous No.57631794]

I took profits a week ago. Is this the top?

[Anonymous No.57631797]

>>57631745
Aside from hands and feet it's the one thing dall-e seems to fuck up pretty frequently, at least in my case

[Anonymous No.57631798]

>>57631767

[Anonymous No.57631807]

>>57631794
Quite possibly, yes.

Hope you've bought puts while they're cheap and/or invested in high quality companies at cheap prices.

[Anonymous No.57631812]

>>57631794
NQ need a rest.

[Anonymous No.57631816]

>>57631740
Is that why we're dumping?

[Anonymous No.57631823]

>>57631798
Beat the Houthis, then you can move up to the big leagues like China.

[Anonymous No.57631827]

next
>>57631820
>>57631820
>>57631820
>>57631820

[Anonymous No.57631830]

The long end of the treasury yeild curve is obviously fucked but what are people feeling about the short end? I'm thinking about winding up my longer dated (6-8 months) securities.

[Anonymous No.57631831]

>>57631713
Hmm it seems to have held the 200 and we have the 50 for now. Maybe it’s our time king
Pray to Jesus bro

[Anonymous No.57631832]

>>57631816
-.33% is not dumping lmao

[Anonymous No.57631833]

>>57631740
>>57631767
ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHIPS???What about our AI futures. MY WAIFU

[Anonymous No.57631836]

>>57631832
I trade on 5 second charts

[Anonymous No.57631842]

>>57631833
>ZOMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHIPS
We have chips at home.

[Anonymous No.57631848]

>>57631740
>only half
Bullish as hell. Clearly this shows how powerful the us navy is if they only need half to take on the only remote competitor.

[Anonymous No.57631849]

>>57631043
Up 1.52% so far

[Anonymous No.57631862]

>>57631807
Can't do puts in England (easily) but I am mostly invested in big US companies and want to buy more Adobe and Google now.

[Anonymous No.57631988]

>>57631641
>>57631608
>up 50% every day is steady and risk adverse
kek these retards have it coming.

[Anonymous No.57632014]

>>57631740
>U.S. is deploying almost half of its aircraft carrier fleet in the Western Pacific
>this year
It doesn't say "today" or "all at once". It says "this year".

[Anonymous No.57632211]

They automatically closed my contract for me before market close. It’d be worth less if they’d waited. Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.57632457]

>>57631608
Just imagine how easy it has been the past 15 years when retards like this made it.
Now ponder what went wrong that you didn't......

[Anonymous No.57632793]

>>57631842
the only chips yts can make are potato chips and corn chips.