/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57623833]

Bet More Edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.supermicro.com/en/products/x13
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oj1bxcnkQ

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous thread: >>57621883

[Anonymous No.57623837]

>>57623833

[Anonymous No.57623847]

>>57623833
All in on sqqq puts

[Anonymous No.57623849]

third for beans, peas and oats

[Anonymous No.57623854]

NATURAL GASSSS

[Anonymous No.57623860]

>>57623837

[Anonymous No.57623865]

Anyone here sell calls on Fidelity? I just got approved for Tier 1 option trading, and I want sell calls on my 88 NVDA shares, but I think I'd need 100 for it to be fully covered, so the system rejects it. Anyway to get around it or should I go to Tier 2/3?

[Anonymous No.57623871]

>>57623865
Short a few SMCI shares to buy the 12 NVDA you need.

Nobody ever went broke shorting SMCI.

[Anonymous No.57623873]

why is jeff bezos selling all his amazon stock?

[Anonymous No.57623876]

What if.....stocks are completely detached from reality? Financially speaking.

Haha that would crazy

Anyways were opening down tomorrow, I'm sure it's nothing

[Anonymous No.57623884]

I drink your milkshake Bobo. Drink it alll up

[Anonymous No.57623885]

>>57623873
He's an excellent stock timer, so this should scare the shit out of everyone fyi

[Anonymous No.57623888]

It shouldn’t be this easy but it is

[Anonymous No.57623891]

>>57623873
He sold about 1%

[Anonymous No.57623897]

>>57623873
I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.57623901]

>>57623888
Checked. HALO next, right?

[Anonymous No.57623906]

>>57623873
To buy natural gas of course

[Anonymous No.57623911]

>>57623906
>BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

[Anonymous No.57623918]

>>57623911

[Anonymous No.57623932]

>>57623873
everyone is cashing out for real assets at these peaks. next crash comes the CBDC, the only way to transfer wealth is non dollar assets.

[Anonymous No.57623934]

>>57623901
That’s the plan.
This is not financial advice

[Anonymous No.57623947]

>>57623837
not white enough

[Anonymous No.57623968]

To the tapatio chud from last thread, cholula is the only way to go

[Anonymous No.57623979]

>>57623934
It is financial advice and if HALO loses me money, I'll see you in the ring!

[Anonymous No.57623981]

>>57623833
>holding COIN

[Anonymous No.57624015]

>>57623865
Dude I've been Tier 1 for like a year now. Believe me, they're protecting you. You don't want to lose all of your NVDA shares.

If you make one bad trade and it goes the opposite direction, and you end up owing some other guy thousands of dollars on margin, and you can't pay, Fidelity will just liquidate. They'll fucking liquidate your NVDA shares for whatever price it is at that moment. They won't wait for an opportune time.

You know this right. This is what's called "blowing up an account."

[Anonymous No.57624029]

AUIUUGGGHH I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE I MUST COMMIT

[Anonymous No.57624030]

>>57623968
my opinion of you just dropped atleast 5 bepis

[Anonymous No.57624043]

I can't take it anymore. I need to get out of 6 digit hell into 8 digit hell or I wil lliterally do the needful.

[Anonymous No.57624045]

>>57624015
I get it. But I'm thinking about cashing out of NVDA. I want to write calls @850 or around there, so I slurp a decent premium, and if I get executed then so be it, I've ridden this train long enough.

[Anonymous No.57624049]

Nvda $850 after earnings. Leverage x10-x100 before earnings for conservative gains.

[Anonymous No.57624061]

>>57624049
Incredibly Lynchian because you use Nvidia cards every day to, uh... you know... do... AI?

[Anonymous No.57624071]

>>57624030
Incredibly rude. Also I'm talking to bloomberg anon and he says he'll come back if you faggot's stop /pol/ posting. I miss him here and he's incredibly knowledgeable so cool it chuds

[Anonymous No.57624072]

>>57623873
he said he intends to sell a ton to fund his space stuff. he said this years ago now. only retards acting surprised here.

[Anonymous No.57624075]

>>57623968
WRONG

[Anonymous No.57624083]

I could be happy with one single BRK.A share.

[Anonymous No.57624117]

>>57624072
buddy. that's exactly what someone as smart as he is would say to keep everyone on the exit liquidity train

[Anonymous No.57624133]

>>57624083
>ywNEVER be able to collect that covered call income on your BRK.A shares

[Anonymous No.57624137]

>>57624071
Thankfully I don't pol post, im but a humble canuck with his nose to the grindstone

[Anonymous No.57624143]

>Super Micro Computer
What's next? Sonic Technology Harry Potter Solutions?

[Anonymous No.57624146]

Lynchposting

[Anonymous No.57624152]

>>57623873
he sold more?

[Anonymous No.57624169]

>>57624137
I miss him. He was the one that told me to all in on First Republic bank and I didn't listen. He works in finance and has a lot of insider info

[Anonymous No.57624176]

>>57624045
Then I'd buy 12 more shares. And I'd just be prepared to close the call immediately and sell the shares. I think there's a chance NVDA dumps for no reason

[Anonymous No.57624185]

>>57624176
> I think there's a chance NVDA dumps for no reason
yeah that's why I don't want to buy the 12 shares... shiet

[Anonymous No.57624190]

How many stocks are there?

[Anonymous No.57624197]

>>57624190
bout three fiddy

[Anonymous No.57624198]

>>57624071
Bloomberg surveillance is FUCKING SHIT without Tom Keane. Anne Marie Hodern needs to go back to the bench. Don’t get me started about fucking Mannis replacing Ferro for The Open.
Short Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.57624199]

>>57624190
Like 3 or 4 my dude.

[Anonymous No.57624208]

>>57624133
I tried reading their previous finnancial statements to really have a grasp of how much money they make, but i am at that point in the night where i cant think straight so I went and checked their stated assets in other sites. Do they really have a trillion dollars worth of assets while having a market cap of 850 B? Isn´t that what you´d call an undervalued company?

[Anonymous No.57624217]

>>57624071
bloomberg anon is a whiny little shit
and quite frankly he can fuck off

[Anonymous No.57624223]

>>57624190
seven

[Anonymous No.57624239]

>>57624217
He apparently can't trade per his employer. Poor bastard no longer can experience gains

[Anonymous No.57624240]

>>57624169
we lost alot of friends along the way, huh
sometimes I feel like I am shackled here like a rope on a japanese lady

[Anonymous No.57624242]

Going to be flying around the states a lot this year for my job. How do I get into those sekrit lounge clubs and do they offer free booze?

[Anonymous No.57624244]

>>57624223
>tfw invested in and do business with all 7

[Anonymous No.57624255]

>>57624240
I'll be here until the day I die so at least you'll have 1 fren that will never leave

[Anonymous No.57624258]

>>57624208
I barely know enough accounting to find EPS. Maybe they're pricing in the risk of Buffett keeling over out of nowhere. And it's not like you'll get full value if you market sell $500b worth of AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57624264]

>>57623854
I love the smell of Natural Gas in the morning

[Anonymous No.57624265]

I got $10 from some promotion, any decent penny stocks I can blow this into? I saw some anon talking about his AI dashcam penny stock but I cant find which one he was talking about.

[Anonymous No.57624271]

>>57624258
I´ll have the weekend to check that out. But i ear he sold a stake in apple btw

[Anonymous No.57624272]

>>57624242
Get a credit card from an airline. I looked up the one from United, you get miles instead of cashback, have 2 free lounge entries per year, and the first year is free, then it's 95$. But you can just cancel before the fee. The best benefit was also 60k free miles when you sign up if you spend 4k in the first 3 months with the card. That's enough for a pretty long flight or 2-3 short ones, totally free. Also you can check bags for cheaper I think. Other airlines are probably similar.

[Anonymous No.57624279]

Fuck jannies fucking cocksuckers

[Anonymous No.57624280]

>>57624265
Idk I've been buying some OTC bird scooter in case they come outta bankruptcy in ok shape. Probably stupid but it's only a few hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.57624285]

>>57624280
ticker?

[Anonymous No.57624299]

>>57624198
WTF happened to Big Daddy?

[Anonymous No.57624305]

Anyone have experience working with a lawyer? I think this guy is going to scam me, but I also think I have a solid case. I can't tell if he's a heb or not either.

[Anonymous No.57624310]

>>57624185
You can also do a poor man's covered call, which involves two options contracts that kind of cancel each other out, and you get a small amount of premium, like a covered call.

But that would also require capital
https://www.projectfinance.com/poor-mans-covered-call/

[Anonymous No.57624318]

I need a 2 bagger tomorrow, what's my best bet?

[Anonymous No.57624320]

>>57624299
He either retired or only doing those interviews like he did with that lady that works for the Boston Red Sox. I can’t even watch Surveillance without him. The chemistry is completely gone without him

[Anonymous No.57624326]

>>57624271
He did, but only 1%. https://www.secform4.com/holding-history/1067983/037833.html

Probably to free up some cash to YOLO into SMCI calls.

[Anonymous No.57624331]

>>57624310
Back in my day we just called those credit spreads.

[Anonymous No.57624334]

>>57624146
>yfw WM (the mafia stock) actually was a good buy

[Anonymous No.57624348]

Why is living so expensive I should be able to survive on $300 a month but noooo fuck

[Anonymous No.57624357]

>>57624265
TCS

[Anonymous No.57624359]

>>57624334

[Anonymous No.57624362]

>>57624318
PLTR or SOFI 0dte calls probably.

[Anonymous No.57624363]

>>57624318
Calls on YINN

[Anonymous No.57624368]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=668ue4gU6a8
>'Swiftonomics': Taylor Swift Set to Bring Momentary Boost to Australia

Top Kek

[Anonymous No.57624370]

Bought $20 of SCMI today. I'm rolling with the big kids now.

[Anonymous No.57624378]

>>57624198
>>57624299
>>57624320
They don't want his boomer face on TV anymore so he's radio only now. Bloomberg has been going more political since they started shuffling the old Surveillance Early Edition around last year in preparation for Trump v. Biden 2.0.

[Anonymous No.57624386]

>>57624370
Why don't you just go ahead and sort of... tell us a little more about yourself. Are you rich? Poor? White? Black? What other stocks do you hold? Why SMCI now?

[Anonymous No.57624398]

>>57624255
cheers to that, i think i can forgive you for tha cholula. what does a canadian know about hotsauce amirite

[Anonymous No.57624417]

[Anonymous No.57624418]

>>57624285
Brdsq

[Anonymous No.57624423]

>>57624378
Bloomberg is an idiot if he doesn’t realize how bad the show is without Tom and how goofy and Awkward Mannis is. Mannis has no business solo hosting the Open. Ferro was a million times better for that too. Mike’s New Year’s resolution was to destroy Bloombergs morning schedule apparently
It is BAD

[Anonymous No.57624424]

Uh oh spaghetti-o

[Anonymous No.57624430]

>>57624424
Someone just tell those fuckers everyone understood the message.

[Anonymous No.57624437]

>>57624424
how can i protect my gains from bank niggers? Theoritically if i had gains (i dont)

[Anonymous No.57624439]

>>57623833
I have 511 shares of palantir, average is like 16.70, when should I start selling covered calls?

[Anonymous No.57624440]

>>57624357
There really is nothing like those old 1990s-type "whatever the fuck" stores. Like when my dad bought his windows 98 or whatever from sears, or maybe it was circuit city. Gone in the rain.

[Anonymous No.57624449]

I bought SPY shorts.
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.57624451]

>>57624430
>everyone understood
The market is still going up and they want it to go down a little, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.57624460]

>>57624417
damn, got a good one outta that. it even did the arrow perfect

[Anonymous No.57624471]

>>57624318
PLTR is going to 30

[Anonymous No.57624479]

>>57624334
I've been looking at republic garbage services, is WM a better buy?

[Anonymous No.57624483]

>>57624451
>Says it monday
>Says it on the Tuesday
>Says it again on Thursday
>Will say it again in a couple of trading days

And just like that everyone eventually starts ignoring them.

[Anonymous No.57624482]

>>57624440
> In May 2023 RadioShack was purchased by Unicomer Group, a company based in El Salvador. Unicomer Group is one of the largest franchisors of RadioShack, with stores based in El Salvador, Central America, South America, and the Caribbean.[13]
>Unicoomer Group

[Anonymous No.57624490]

>>57624417

[Anonymous No.57624497]

>>57624479
No clue, Lynch just calls out WM as a stigmatized business in the book. You can always split them 50/50.

[Anonymous No.57624507]

>>57624483
Then they're almost certainly going to do rate hikes in march and crush the rally, the Fed is being nice and giving people fair warning like they always do.

[Anonymous No.57624510]

>>57624490

[Anonymous No.57624512]

>>57624190
I don't know

[Anonymous No.57624520]

>/smg/ collectively gets their money black-holed right before a global financial collapse by going all-in on cylinders holding braps they will soon pay you to take to free up warehouse space.
Classical Gas.

[Anonymous No.57624523]

>>57624507
Will that just mean we´re all getting a discount on stocks?

[Anonymous No.57624529]

>>57624510
Can you ask it to generate a story about the stock market bull run and bobo's getting btfo, but in hieroglyphics or cave paintings?

[Anonymous No.57624530]

>>57624190
there's 500 retard thats why its called s&p 500. Stocks and Profit 500

[Anonymous No.57624541]

>>57624529
I’ll try

[Anonymous No.57624558]

>>57624529
I’ll try to make this more obvious and expressive

[Anonymous No.57624568]

>>57624558
the bear will leave its cave

[Anonymous No.57624581]

>>57624423
Ferro used to host the weekly show "Real Yield" and they moved him out of that one for at least a year. There's definitely signs of shakeups going on. Don't expect any pure financial news since that probably was targeting boomers who are a dwindling audience.

Look at all the stupid Youtube Shorts they made them do:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iLSQQOlR1YQ

Tom Keene isn't zoomer friendly

[Anonymous No.57624584]

>>57624568

[Anonymous No.57624589]

>>57624558
I'm curious what you will get if you ask it to draw a bear getting absolutely HEEMED

[Anonymous No.57624602]

>>57624318
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS

[Anonymous No.57624604]

>>57624530
>index of 500 companies
>98.4% of them are garbage
>people buy it anyway
wtf? why?

[Anonymous No.57624607]

>>57624558
>>57624584
These are pretty good, though the second is too detailed to be a cave painting.
But they aren't including anything stock market related? I'm thinking cavemen figures or whatever celebrating and drawings of stock charts going up

[Anonymous No.57624610]

>>57624589
Microsoft and OpenAI cucked the model so that it doesn’t allow for gore. I can cheese it a bit but it will outright refuse most of the gore verbs and the context aware final scan if a generated image will refuse to serve you any particularly violent images you do trick it jnto generating.

[Anonymous No.57624615]

>>57624610
cavemen also like drawing vaginas

[Anonymous No.57624620]

bitcoin will pass microsoft in marketcap this bullrun triggering the algorithms to stop pumping MAG7, the CRE crash in 2025 will trigger a worse crash. Monero will outperform every stock and crypto in 2026 in percentage gains. Some acceleration of conflicts around the globe around 2027 to 2031 will cause AI progress to crash, tech layoffs enter a doom loop around 2027, google will drop below exxon in marketcap as price of barrel of oil goes above 300 dollars. Tesla is delisted around 2029 after elon musk is arrested and put on trial for funding a president candidate in 2028 that openly calls for texas breaking off from the united states. JPmorgan stock plummets around 2032 after their servers are compromised and CBDC servers are ransomware'd and turned into monero mining rigs.

[Anonymous No.57624622]

Gotta say, I quite enjoy the 4h forex charts when the markets are closed. I don't expect to be very successful, but it's nice that there is almost no cost to enter or exit a position like with equities. Just gotta work on calculating the risk before jumping in each time

[Anonymous No.57624624]

>>57624523
Yes, but if the rugpull is fast and you milled around in SMCI asking "when is it going back to 1000??" you might not enjoy that discount.

[Anonymous No.57624632]

>>57624523
Depends what the Fed wants. Looking at how 2022 went, the market is probably going down in the short term, but will rally around the election so they can claim democrats did better than expected because -reasons-.

[Anonymous No.57624634]

>>57624604
You don't know which 1.6% are good, or when the good ones become so overpriced they stop giving you a good return.

[Anonymous No.57624636]

>>57624607
The problem is that there aren’t many cave paintings in the dataset, and the ones they do have don’t convey complex imagery.

[Anonymous No.57624639]

>>57624558
Can you make a bullish AI photo with my beautiful wife miko?ww4xn

[Anonymous No.57624641]

>>57624636
Oh well, thanks for trying. The first one is pretty good

[Anonymous No.57624644]

>>57624581
I turned it on Monday and they were giving Nikki fucking Haley a 60 minute interview. I didn’t watch a second of it for the rest of the week and I’m probably done if they don’t put everything back to the way it was. Ferro and Bramo are both fine. It’s not their fault but Tom made them better and it’s been obvious for the entire 6 weeks of garbage tv they’ve produced this year.
I’d rather watch Jim Cramer desu

[Anonymous No.57624669]

>>57624610
10/10 picture anyway. It's surprisingly similar to the style of Perry Bible Fellowship

[Anonymous No.57624673]

when do we redeem our super micro computer shares bros

[Anonymous No.57624674]

>>57624641

[Anonymous No.57624677]

>>57624624
>>57624632
what i´ve seen happening these couple days was that a lot of money was taken out of the trillion dollar companies, just to be invested back into other smaller companies over the next few days. maybe i just need to research better into stocks that aren´t overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57624682]

>>57624677
It is a very complex game. You'll probably want to chill in VOO or SPY while figuring this out via paper trading.

[Anonymous No.57624697]

Wann überwinden wir das Kali Yuga
Zeitalter des Niedergangs?

[Anonymous No.57624698]

>>57624677
static money is rarely a good thing. what happens when there isn't a very safe second place?

[Anonymous No.57624700]

>>57624529
Turns out Egyptians never saw a bear before.

[Anonymous No.57624701]

>>57624644
>I’d rather watch Jim Cramer desu
now that's a damning indictment on the "new" bloomberg

BTW, sometime down the road they'll probably start up their "crypto IRL" show again.

[Anonymous No.57624707]

>>57624673
It's going to run up to $1300 or more until Wednesday close. I'd sell then. Buy back in after NVDA earnings call if you really want to.

[Anonymous No.57624711]

>>57624639
I can try to make a vaguely similar pink hair anime girl with green eyes

[Anonymous No.57624715]

>>57624644
Tom Keene is the fucking best. Love Bramo too and the way Keene is able to be harmless old Dad to the girls at Bloomberg. Ferro must've got canned because he got stern with that lady he was interviewing. It was intense. and funny

[Anonymous No.57624717]

>>57624697
uuuhh du hast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRoQkkwuJE

[Anonymous No.57624718]

>>57624700
Ok this one is pretty good. I like the green arrows

[Anonymous No.57624728]

>>57624697
It's our burden to bear, our struggle. Most generations get one.

[Anonymous No.57624732]

>>57624639
Hmm the model censors every result I try to generate using pink hair anime girl and bull. Just guess what types of images were in the training set and you can imagine why

[Anonymous No.57624741]

>>57624715
Weird, they seem allowed to get stern and even snide on CNBC. I haven't watched Bloomberg in months now but ROMAINE is the best thing on it but only on short part of the day. He is not afraid to call out some bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57624748]

>>57624701
Man it’s tragic that they broke that team up they were perfect together but it requires all 3 of them. I was willing to let the 24 months straight plugging their Juneteenth/ Pride Month plug every 15 minutes slide but I’m done; like I said
Fuck Mike Bloomberg tbqh

[Anonymous No.57624749]

>>57624711
IT IS WRITTEN

[Anonymous No.57624754]

>>57624707
thank you for this insider info
i plan on shorting it

[Anonymous No.57624757]

>>57624718
This one came out more greek. Egyptians never drew a bear so the model is struggling to integrate it

[Anonymous No.57624774]

>>57624757
It that scoops on the left?

[Anonymous No.57624793]

Can we get sexy AI images of bobo and mumu, but Bobo is a super busty girl with nice feet and Mumu is a slim fit tomboy with muscles and horns?

[Anonymous No.57624800]

>>57624682
Meh, I already outperformed my own expectations for this year. Sold some shares and reshuffled my money and I'm thinking of getting a better broker and forgetting about that account for a while, selling everything again and chaging it to index funds and BRK.B seems great, but i´ll let the month roll out because i literally just sold everything yesterday. I also need to get a job first.


>>57624698
You go with cash and wait it out?

[Anonymous No.57624808]

>>57624589
How about a brave little loli?

[Anonymous No.57624814]

>>57624348
just live with your parents until they die lol

[Anonymous No.57624816]

>>57624673
>when do we redeem our super micro computer shares bros
Stop orders are your friends. I'm keeping mine about 10% lower than whatever the daily average is.

[Anonymous No.57624823]

I've got it!!! The next big thing!!! Companies that own hours of field recordings for video and audio to feed much AI

[Anonymous No.57624827]

>>57624808
Custom local models for stable diffusion could generate infinite hentai for you. The autists have made the custom models very good at that. But I’m not a loser so I aint gonna do that for you.

[Anonymous No.57624833]

What expiry should I take for TSLA calls

[Anonymous No.57624835]

>>57624827
For the public record, I wasn't asking.

[Anonymous No.57624840]

>>57624774
Whomever it is, it appears that they have NO NATGAS OR OIL.

[Anonymous No.57624843]

>>57624840
You people worry me.

[Anonymous No.57624858]

>>57624843
It's simple: you either own black (gold) or you are.

[Anonymous No.57624867]

>>57624808
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.57624879]

have natgas anons made a single dime in the last 5 years?

[Anonymous No.57624900]

>UK and Japan both in a recession
>US kept afloat by memes

[Anonymous No.57624901]

>>57624858

[Anonymous No.57624907]

>>57624900
hasn't Japan been in a depression for 30 years?
and the UK is a fallen empire.
Neither of these countries have anything to do with the US.

[Anonymous No.57624913]

>>57624879
I made enough last summer to rest easy waiting on this summer. Hell, I even buy bags of GV frozen nuggets for my new air fryer a couple of times per month now.

[Anonymous No.57624941]

>>57624900
We're kept afloat by illegals given $1000 debit cards for breaking into the country.

[Anonymous No.57624950]

>>57624941
bullish for WMT

[Anonymous No.57625012]

PPI should come in low since UK and Japan is in recession and Chinese PPI is like -2.5%

[Anonymous No.57625015]

>>57624045
>But I'm thinking about cashing out of NVDA
calls are the way to go then, pick your price

[Anonymous No.57625029]

I'm buying 2k of Tesla Calls tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57625040]

>>57625015
I can't because I have less than 100 shares

[Anonymous No.57625061]

AI has its perks but drawing is pretty damn fun even if you aren’t very good
Buy OIL

[Anonymous No.57625065]

>>57625012
Extremely bullish if so.

[Anonymous No.57625079]

>>57625012
>Chinese PPI is like -2.5%
So you're obviously buying YINN and FXI, right???

[Anonymous No.57625109]

>>57625040
then just set a limit to sell I guess

[Anonymous No.57625121]

>>57625040
>>57625109
Do a trailing stop equal to 0.5x or 1x ATR

[Anonymous No.57625151]

>>57624558
>>57624584
>>57624610
>>57624636
>>57624674
>>57624711
These are wonderful.

PS - what am I buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57625173]

>>57625151
SHOP

[Anonymous No.57625189]

>>57624483
Until jpow has a "close the fucking door" moment, drops trousers and commits to the corrective rape hiking.

[Anonymous No.57625221]

>>57625189
If they cut rates in March inflation is guaranteed to balloon. If they keep current rates it won't fall fast enough.. we need 20% rates right now...

[Anonymous No.57625229]

>>57625173
I was thinking sofi

[Anonymous No.57625237]

>>57625061
AGREED

[Anonymous No.57625254]

>>57625221
Recessions are worse than inflation and if Powell lets us enter a recession then Biden will have the full support of the American public in executing him and issuing an EO to make Rates 0%

[Anonymous No.57625287]

>>57625254
People need to learn to stop spending money they don't have and live within their means. If I were omniscient and omnipotent anybody who takes or issues debt would drop dead of a heart attack immediately until it all stops forever. Debt is one of those "give an inch and they'll take a mile" things that doesn't need to be allowed to exist. Imagine a world where prices for everything are real and not ballooned by debtniggers.

[Anonymous No.57625288]

>>57625061
Full of SOVL

[Anonymous No.57625290]

>>57625079
Surely there are better Ching Chong plays?

[Anonymous No.57625301]

>>57625254
Lmao you the average american will blame JPow, instead of JBid?
Wrong, flat out wrong.

[Anonymous No.57625305]

>>57625221
Rate cuts would heem Boomer money market income and slash government spending. Therefore they'd bring inflation down. The rapidly plunging inflation then causes the market to panic and sell off hard.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57625313]

[Anonymous No.57625312]

>>57625287
How long until someone builds a MellonGPT we can put in charge of interest rate policy?

[Anonymous No.57625315]

>>57625290
Would you care to share a possible better play, or????

[Anonymous No.57625323]

>>57623854
>>57623906
>>57624264

How do I into natural gas futures?

[Anonymous No.57625340]

>>57625315
DADA? TME? TAL? EDU? idk

JD is always thrown in there as well but I think it'll underperform BABA and has a much too silly name.

[Anonymous No.57625349]

Nobody look up the chart for CYA

[Anonymous No.57625350]

>>57625349
dont worry i wont

[Anonymous No.57625362]

>>57625340
Okay?
Why would I risk choosing the wrong chink stock, when I could just buy the market, or a leveraged version of that very market ETF???

[Anonymous No.57625376]

>>57625362
Because you could buy calls to get leveraged outperformance that beats the market ETF, dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.57625379]

>>57625376
Did you miss the part where I said it's better to buy the market, or are you just retarded?
>dumb dumb
okay, faggot. have fun being stupid.

[Anonymous No.57625380]

>>57625379
If you wanted zero risk with zero thought, you'd stay in a money market fund. We've already agreed to go recklessly dumpster diving by buying China, we're merely arguing over degree.

[Anonymous No.57625386]

>>57625301
Yellen already delivered soft landing and the problem can only comes from jpowel

[Anonymous No.57625391]

>>57625379
>>57625380
get a room!

[Anonymous No.57625394]

>>57625287
This is boomer nonsense that doesn't apply in the modern world, the people want more and if they don't get it.....holocaust 2.0.........
>>57625301
Yeah, its pretty easy to blame Jpow even Trump hates him.

[Anonymous No.57625401]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57625405]

>>57625380
>zero risk with zero thought
Whatever faggot.
>>57625391
>condom
pass
>>57625394
>easy to blame Jpow
Lol how? He manufactured the soft landing, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.57625406]

>>57625386
The gall of this bitch...

[Anonymous No.57625434]

>>57625380
>zero risk with zero thought
>>57625405
>zero risk with zero thought
I thought we agreed this was dca'ing SPY. Zero risk with zero thought. Take your money, split it into 52 pieces and buy a piece of SPY each week. 1.5% divi not bad

[Anonymous No.57625455]

red, green or flat tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57625462]

>>57625455
we can check the chart

[Anonymous No.57625474]

>>57624331
It's a calendar credit spread IIRC

[Anonymous No.57625482]

>>57625434
>I thought we agreed
STFU GIMP IM DONE READING YOUR SHIT
>>57625455
checked
itll be hyper green

[Anonymous No.57625487]

>>57625462
How do I interpret this
Do I just buy and sell max leveraged etfs on days predicted to be green by this chart?
It can't really be that easy can it

[Anonymous No.57625496]

Natgas fags, what's your take on hydrogen's prospects? There's a few companies I've looked into that have plans within the next 2 years to begin supplying compatible infrastructure for fuel cel or liquidated hydrogen as a power source.

LIN seems promising but they just got hit with a $25mil defrauding fine so I'm cautious on them despite the continued stock growth

[Anonymous No.57625497]

>>57625487
>How do I interpret this
Unfortunately the anon who made that post is dead, so we'll never know

[Anonymous No.57625518]

>>57625497
rip charlie munger

[Anonymous No.57625534]

>>57625462
>>57625497
He made that post and then later said he was shitposting. I regret making the image from it

[Anonymous No.57625543]

>Hasbro declares bankruptcy
>Thousands of retail investors overpay for the stock and declare they'll NEVER SELL
>/biz/ has a Hasbro general full of weird copes and conspiracy theories
It's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.57625547]

>>57623833
PPI YoY is going to move the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57625558]

Attention, everyone.

I like TDW.

[Anonymous No.57625560]

>>57625496
It’s a fucking meme due to hydrogen having shit power density and the fact it can literally phase through metal

[Anonymous No.57625567]

>>57625543
Unironically ask /toy/ and /mlp/. Both know how bad Hasbro’s circling the drain from their terrible decisions

[Anonymous No.57625584]

Anyone else see the new SORA from openai? AI video generator. Maybe the AI bubble wont pop

[Anonymous No.57625614]

>>57625543
>>57625567
Look at Rudy from Alpha Investments
He picked apart their ER somewhat and theres about a 50% reduction in inventory from all categories. MTG remains their cash cow, revenue from paper softened, and growth in digital sales increased

[Anonymous No.57625629]

>>57624907
>he doesn't understand financial globalization

[Anonymous No.57625703]

>>57625405
yellen and biden did and trump is on record as having pressured jpow not to cut rates in order to harm biden's election chances, therefore recession is his fault.

[Anonymous No.57625725]

>>57625323
eat some beans

[Anonymous No.57625743]

Puts on spy and nvidia
Yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.57625744]

>>57625743
too soon

[Anonymous No.57625746]

>futures

>https://youtu.be/TjCnHJ8wIuM?si=w5QU65NrBc-k9IBf

[Anonymous No.57625764]

>>57625703
prove it by citing your sources.

[Anonymous No.57625766]

i hate hasbro, die hasbro
what are guys up to? haha!

[Anonymous No.57625774]

>>57625766
HAS is going to dunk the market w/ record earnings. buddy, look at arena mtg

[Anonymous No.57625788]

>>57625764
no, you should just know what i know already if you're investing in the stock market

[Anonymous No.57625795]

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad

[Anonymous No.57625805]

We must be mad, literally mad

[Anonymous No.57625814]

>>57623865
Does tier 1 allow for covered call writing? If it does you need to buy 12 more shares of NVDA. If you dont have the money for that then you’re kind of out of luck on this play, you’ll just have to sell the shares outright once they hit your target price

[Anonymous No.57625816]

>>57625805
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it but let's keep going and see what happens!

[Anonymous No.57625821]

>>57625788
not a trader

[Anonymous No.57625827]

>>57625584
The AI bubble hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.57625835]

>>57625814
It does. I have money to buy the extra 15 shares (not 12, my bad), but I really don't want to since I think NVDA could possibly tank after earnings, and that would put me more on the hook. This 100 shares per option thing is dumb.

>>57625795
>>57625805
seethe bobo

[Anonymous No.57625836]

>>57625288
Cute!

[Anonymous No.57625842]

>>57625805
Point of order: The rest of the world doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.57625844]

>>57625795
Clearly energy companies are not making their stock worthwhile in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.57625846]

>>57625835
You can write a deep ITM call as well, which is soft guaranteed to assign, but has deeper upfront premium on it

[Anonymous No.57625853]

I'm completely sold on AI hype.
Is AI going to be like dotcom bubble, where the bubble forms and pops before the real bull run begins?
Also, which stocks are best for AI? I'm leaning VGT IT ETF right now. I'm too conservative to pick individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.57625854]

>>57625827
Only children born in the past 6 years and onward will need to be safegaurded against this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57625862]

>>57624741
Romaine goes off the plantation sometimes when wall streets bullshit is too much even for him. Anyone know if he has any relation to the Fed Chair Bostic?

[Anonymous No.57625866]

>>57625846
can you say a bit more about that? I am retart
I don't understand why an ITM call that I write wouldn't be immediately executed

[Anonymous No.57625867]

>>57625854
Every night they rock us to sleep;
Digital family.
Is it real, or is it a dream?
Can you believe in machines?
Outside, the bleeding sun.
Can you hear the screams?

[Anonymous No.57625877]

>>57625827
this.
there are thousands of pajeet startups working on a shitty AI app to get money investors RIGHT NOW. I can feel it in my anus.

[Anonymous No.57625878]

SMCI is the real endgame holy fuck, i shouldve put everything into it instead of NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.57625881]

>>57625835
You could always hedge your shares with a put option if you think NVDA might tank on earnings. 1 near the money put is probably enough to negate any losses - just do the math

[Anonymous No.57625884]

Shit Monday is a market holiday

[Anonymous No.57625888]

>>57625866
Because options have time value too. Why would I buy an option 30d out for an extra $1000 only to exercise it immediately? Doesnt make sense.
But as a seller, you just calculate premium+strike value to figure your price/share and if its acceptable, then write it. Just make sure you have that 100 to be safe.
Realistically early assign only happens ahead of events for ITM options like ER or divvies.

[Anonymous No.57625889]

>>57624348
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.57625891]

>>57625846
He cant write any covered calls with only 88 shares whether its ITM or not

[Anonymous No.57625898]

>>57625889
Every kike will die for this.

[Anonymous No.57625899]

>>57625891
As part of the buy order he can elect to buy 12 (15) shares with some/all of the premium received and then pay/pocket the difference while he waits for expiry

[Anonymous No.57625901]

>>57625878
You didn't even know SMCI was a company a month ago

[Anonymous No.57625902]

>>57625805
Youre still dreaming of a conventional market. Your comps dont exist anymore

[Anonymous No.57625909]

>>57625899
wouldn't the 85 shares then be locked in since I wrote a call for them? even if I get the other 15 why would I be able to magically now sell another call? I don't think they'd allow it. If NVDA giga-moons after both contracts would be ITM.

[Anonymous No.57625916]

>>57625901
Some shit low margin no-barrier to entry server rack vendor pumping to 100PE will never not be funny. Normies are something else.

[Anonymous No.57625917]

Inflation guaranteed to shoot over 10% if they do cut rates this year.

>>57625898
Cute feet but is there an alternate version with her huge breasts covering her whole face?

[Anonymous No.57625926]

>>57625902
I have seen like 50 graphs all showing X or Y or Z have all peaked and dwarf 2008/2000/1929 it has kept me on the defensive in terms of stocks lately. Going full blue chip. Fuck the gains I sleep better at night knowing my drawdown won't be half as bad as it will be for s&p when it does pop finally and that dividends make a lost decade (or perhaps a lost century with how big this pop looks) won't hit me much.

[Anonymous No.57625932]

>>57625917
Huge breasts?

[Anonymous No.57625937]

>>57624639
I could try tomorrow, but only for secret stock plays to make moneys
Define bullish

[Anonymous No.57625940]

>>57623865
>>57625909
I use Questrade, but when I post orders, I can do a custom options order, which can involve buying/selling the shares in addition to writing or buying puts/calls as part of the transaction. I can do this in my TFSA which only allows CCs and a few other covered strategies. Fidelity should absolute allow this as well, but I can't speak from experience.

But using picrel as an example, provided you can combine them into one option transaction, you would receive $11,175 in premium for writing a 630C Mar 15, which is then used to buy the other shares at current market value (again, provided it allows combined transactions).

If it has 0h to expiration, the 630C contract should cost exactly the difference between the strike and the underlying, that is $9,683. But you're getting $11,175 for writing it - nearly $1,500 in premium which represents the time value and volatility of the contract.

(this graph has a weird P&L because it only accounts for the 15 new shares, not the ones you have since I don't know your cost basis)
Alternatively, just buy the missing shares and write a call ITM for whatever you paid for them to cover the cost.

[Anonymous No.57625942]

>>57625926
It doesn't work that way, and I know from firsthand experience. Even if the guys at the top say there is no contagion there always is. Something is only "safe" until it becomes revealed that it isn't and then you just feel even worse from the real losses and the opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.57625944]

>>57625926
Consider that if we have a lost decade or whatever, currencies will be king, so learning to trade forex and benefit from theta decay on options now isn't a bad idea

[Anonymous No.57625948]

>>57625926
Youre speaking of cyclical data, which exists and is relevant in predicting troughs. I just dont forecast NYSE allowing us to halve. It would mean the end of them. 300 S&P is your Fallout 4 crevasse

[Anonymous No.57625958]

Meme market

[Anonymous No.57625959]

>>57625917
>>57625932
/smg/ is for flat chests

[Anonymous No.57625962]

Holy fuck have you guys seen the new OpenAI model? We can have the machines dream for us now.

[Anonymous No.57625982]

>>57625962
Wake me when it can generate 4K hentai.

[Anonymous No.57625987]

>>57625962
Now do one for Aquabounty salmon

[Anonymous No.57625998]

>>57625942
Eh I missed out on the 10000x btc pump in 2012 and I don't feel bad about it. I don't need mag 7 scam stocks.

[Anonymous No.57626002]

>>57625982
I mean it's not quite 4k but it generates full motion video from text prompts. It's smooth, more realistic looking than the current *image* models and has an understanding of how physics changes the state of the world. It's really incredible.

The trick to scaling it seems to be having the model work with 2d gausians instead of pixels.

[Anonymous No.57626006]

>>57625987
I didn't make it, it came from a recent "scientific paper." I posted it because I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.57626022]

Why is Villeroy such a faggot?

He was like that from the start of the hiking cycle. Bostic at least turned from dovish to hawkish. Villeroy maybe once sounded hawkish, but he can't help himself.

[Anonymous No.57626066]

>>57626022
Everyone needs to cut their rates so America can cut rates and still be #1

[Anonymous No.57626069]

>Sweden's unemployment jumps to 8.5%
>UK's retail sales jump 3.4% m/m
>Germany's wholesale prices -2.7% y/y
Yet stuff is just more and more expensive. But that matters not since economy =/= market.
Anyway, why is the ECB such a bipolar bitch? One moment they are saying oh no way we're cutting, we are pretty far away from cutting, and now they suddenly start to sound bullish and dovish?
Seriously, what do they even do all day?

[Anonymous No.57626078]

>>57626069
>Seriously, what do they even do all day?
Ritual sacrifice of European children to the ancient god of ramphadon probably.

[Anonymous No.57626087]

Im more worried about the potentially cataclysmic uptick in margincallposting than I am the actual economic impacts of it all.

[Anonymous No.57626120]

amazing

[Anonymous No.57626131]

>>57625899
Not sure you can do all that on lvl 1 optios

[Anonymous No.57626133]

>>57626120
skibidi toilet lookin ass webm

[Anonymous No.57626179]

[Anonymous No.57626193]

>>57626069
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/slovak-court-fines-ecbs-kazimir-bribery-case-subject-appeal-2023-04-13/

Getting bribed

[Anonymous No.57626203]

>Jeff Bezos has sold another $2 billion worth of Amazon stock, taking total sales over the past week to a total of $6 billion

Ok jokes about his tax evasion, divorce, yachts and roastie wife aside, what's the REAL reason Bezos is dumping more and more money? Does he know something that we don't that's gonna happen this year?

[Anonymous No.57626204]

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lol

[Anonymous No.57626206]

>>57624190
One, nvidia

[Anonymous No.57626210]

>>57626179
Is this AI? Bloody hell, looks good. Looks almost as realistic as my butt hole
>>57626193
These are the people that decide our fate, folks.

[Anonymous No.57626221]

>>57626210
What I don't get, but I also didn't investigate. How is Heidelberg Materials going up without end? They are selling CONSTRUCTION materials. Isn't construction DYING in europe? Literally, especially in germany? So, who the fuck is buying their materials?

[Anonymous No.57626238]

>>57626210
Yeah. It can generate video game footage too and accurately handle how the world state changes. It's really incredible.
I don't think it will be long before we have similar publicly available models either (although the quality probably won't be nearly as good.)

[Anonymous No.57626244]

>>57626203
Hes probably preparing to purchase the mountain of Amazon delivery vans piling up outside Rivian

[Anonymous No.57626245]

>>57623833
Im trying to yolo smci….do i buy calls or puts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57626264]

>>57626244
QRD? Is Prime delivery that fucking bad now?

[Anonymous No.57626282]

>>57626221
Priced in bro, it can't get any worse right? A slow and steady growth. I am unsure of their financials but maybe they have handled the situation well.
>>57626238
I was being a bit sarcastic with my comment as I thought it looked a bit uncanny but that's probably because I am on the lookout for AI generated stuff. Overall it looks fantastic and significantly better than any video game or CGI used in movies (except for Davy Jones of course but that's because there was a human element).
I am looking forward to seeing movies or games generated using AI tech in the near future. Could allow for a lot of creativity to be unleashed without having to be controlled by Hollywood.
I am surprised they aren't using this Ai tech for cartoons/anime. If it can produce such high fidelity, cartoons should be ez right? This would legit crash the Jap economy though

[Anonymous No.57626291]

>0 trading
EU completely belongs to the US

[Anonymous No.57626297]

>>57626291
The number of EU stocks that are any good can be counted on two hands. So yeah, there is a reason I am putting 50% of my money into US tech funds.
Still, those EU stocks worth holding are really good. Novo for example? Single handedly carrying the entire Danish economy on its back

[Anonymous No.57626300]

>>57626282
>I am surprised they aren't using this Ai tech for cartoons/anime.
They literally just figured out the trick that makes this work. Anime will probably come very soon.

[Anonymous No.57626316]

>>57626297
Fat people are carrying Denmark, lol.

[Anonymous No.57626344]

>>57626300
Holy hell this tech is moving fast. Well, I am still in doubt over how quickly this tech will be integrated into the society/economy/market because that's how it always is. The real world adoption of tech will be interesting. And people here still doubt NVDA... nah, this really is the future

[Anonymous No.57626353]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57626359]

>>57626264
Rivian (RIVN) is an EV company that has been making EV delivery vans for Amazons green program. They've been manufacturing them for a little over two years. If you were to go on Google earth and observe the storage grounds surrounding the Rivian plant you can see tens of thousands of them sitting around. Probably awaiting payment from Amazon

[Anonymous No.57626365]

>>57626344
>And people here still doubt NVDA
Yes, I still doubt NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57626367]

>>57626300
Dude, in 2019 there was this AI generated anime GF boot at AX. It was actually here before ChatGPT

[Anonymous No.57626370]

new

>>57626360
>>57626360
>>57626360

[Anonymous No.57626374]

Nvidia's book value per share is $53.56