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57623103 No.57623103 [Reply] [Original]

you can't tell anyone about your crypto because they'll rob you

>> No.57623125

you can tell your /biz/ bros though

>> No.57623191

>>57623103
Ayo white boy *aims gun sideways at you* gimme yo seed phrase now

>> No.57623197
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57623197

>you can tell your /biz/ bros though

>> No.57623199

>>57623191
O-OK!! D-DON'T SHOOT!!!

*unzips penis*

>> No.57623235

>>57623103
I semi made it and quit my job. How am I supposed to explain this to people without mentioning crypto? I could lie but that's not really a good starting point for making friends. I haven't worked for a couple years now, so it's past the point where I can say I'm taking a break or something.

>> No.57623244

>>57623235
Just heavily imply that you are a glownigger, it unironically is easier for them to cope with than their neighbor being a jeetbonk investor

>> No.57623253
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57623253

why are crypto conferences even a thing? why would anyone risk going?

>> No.57623268

>>57623103
this image reminds me of the sonic ice-cream popsicle for some reason

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>> No.57623309

>>57623235
just buy literally 1 dollar worth of stock shares and say you're a general investor. instead of saying you made 1m on bitcoin you could also just say you made 1m off tesla

>> No.57623383

>>57623253
I don't know. In the third world countries, crypto holders get kidnapped and robbed literally all the time. All criminals know about it and no little nerdy crypto kid is going to put up a fight. I saw the writing on the wall and never told anybody about what I have. It's been known for years that lottery winners get robbed by their friends and family. People get followed home from Vegas casinos. Crypto is no different really

>> No.57623391

>>57623103
I've only told my brother-in-law, and his wife (my sister) won't let him buy crypto.

>> No.57624046

>>57623235
just say u bought nvidia so the normies think your smart instead of a gambler

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>>57623103
told all my friends that I'm investing on $troll and they made fun about me
what they don't know is I had a 5x and still making money by selling in time, but yeah they still think I'm a loser
also get trolled

>> No.57625683

>>57623103
try it

>> No.57625686

>>57624046
yes just say you liked playing video games and nvidia is the most popular graphics chip supplier and bob's your uncle who works at nintendo get on the floor everybody dance the dinosaur