/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57621883]

Two More Weeks Edition

>Brokers
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https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57620508

[Anonymous No.57621895]

Reposting I tailed the last thread:

NVDA earnings.
Best case scenario: +10% after hours, makes a few more millionaires.
Worst case scenario: Stop loss cascade and drags down the economy with it.

Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.57621900]

The poster above me is anti semitic.

[Anonymous No.57621906]

>>57621883
Another fucking early bake

[Anonymous No.57621907]

The posters above and below me are NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57621914]

Did you make any money today, anon?

[Anonymous No.57621917]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57621922]

>soxl

[Anonymous No.57621928]

>>57621914
Yes, we ballin tonight

[Anonymous No.57621929]

The poster who is me is antisemitic

[Anonymous No.57621931]

>>57621914
Yes, I earned my daily wage.

[Anonymous No.57621933]

>>57621894
The girl I invited out to freshman homecoming texted me every single day for about two years. Noticed her looking at my LinkedIn profile a few years back too (while she was married to some guy). She got fat so I just found it funny.

[Anonymous No.57621935]

>>57621883
Pigs eat, Cows eat, Bears get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.57621938]

>>57621914
I made about 270 Great British Pounds today

[Anonymous No.57621943]

I'm back from the liquor store. I got some crown royal apple. Mixing whisky with grape juice is probably a crime but it's not too bad.

[Anonymous No.57621945]

my folio will start turning around tomorrow. i notice SOXL was actually down today, the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57621948]

I was long on PACB earnings, all my savings are lost

[Anonymous No.57621949]

Is it too late for me to get in on Tesla Calls?

[Anonymous No.57621952]

>>57621914
I mayde abowt 350 Grate British Pownds in the stocke markette todaye

[Anonymous No.57621953]

>>57621914
No, because the cunts at ARCH don't know how buybacks work.

[Anonymous No.57621959]

>Japan, Germany and UK enter recession

How and why the fuck isn't Canada and USA in a recession by now??

[Anonymous No.57621960]

>>57621883
>COIN

[Anonymous No.57621970]

>>57621952
God save you and all your good works sir.

[Anonymous No.57621972]

>>57621959
give it a minute

[Anonymous No.57621977]

>>57621928

[Anonymous No.57621978]

PLTR's been coiled a few cents off its 52 week high for days now I want to strangle someone fuck this let it pump niggers

[Anonymous No.57621983]

>>57621970
Thanke ye sir, may the Lord's blessins be apon ye also

[Anonymous No.57621986]

Today I will remind them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter
We've been through this before. Every time there's a noticeable advance in AI technology, it causes a huge amount of excitement that human-like machine intelligence is right around the corner, and every time so far, hopes and investment have faded as the rate of advance stalled and people realized that this wasn't it.
Do you think it's different this time?

[Anonymous No.57621988]

>>57621943
did u get some hamburg for our crazy drunk cheeseburger sex party?

[Anonymous No.57621990]

>>57621978
Let's see how we go tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57621996]

>>57621977
You can stop me from ballin, you want me to post more from this set???

[Anonymous No.57622004]

>>57621986
Exactly, just like absurd dabbling in human flight or the horseless carriage. Pish tosh, I say.

[Anonymous No.57622007]

>>57621977
Here, have a bigger, smoother, better re-mastered version

[Anonymous No.57622009]

>>57621943
I'm waiting for my laundry to dry then im heading to the store to grab beer. I need to knock myself out early tonight because I'm heading to Lansing for the weekend tomorrow. Also they are moving back to days at work for the next couple weeks starting Monday and I'm fucking pissed about it.

[Anonymous No.57622011]

100% Buck breaking material on my phone ready to dump on /smg/

[Anonymous No.57622014]

>The Verge reports that there has been 'an uptick on social media of Vision Pro owners saying they’re returning their $3,500 headsets' with people saying Apple's headset 'gives them headaches and triggers motion sickness'

AAPL is gonna dump so hard, what a fucking waste of time and money

[Anonymous No.57622015]

>OpenAI releasing Sora AI video generation
>Hollywood is fucked

Buy Nvidia you fools.

[Anonymous No.57622019]

>>57621986
But this time there's an actual business application for it that saves fuckloads of time and money. Also, AI isn't. It's just pattern recognition on steroids. But now every data center on the planet needs to be rebuilt for it in order to remain competitive.

[Anonymous No.57622026]

>>57621928
>posing around taking pictures of your dick for fags and women alike and making money from it

I wish I could be just like them.

[Anonymous No.57622027]

>>57622007
Thank you, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

[Anonymous No.57622029]

>>57621990
Hey, a Kornheiser I don't have

[Anonymous No.57622030]

>>57621959

[Anonymous No.57622052]

>>57622026
i don't think that's the only thing they're doing anon

[Anonymous No.57622053]

Robotics is silly and a waste of time. We should just import 300 million Africans.

[Anonymous No.57622054]

Bobo emergency meeting

[Anonymous No.57622059]

>>57621986
It will be a decent incremental improvement. The market is in a bubble, though.

[Anonymous No.57622061]

>>57621990
I DEMAND 30+ dollars

[Anonymous No.57622066]

Holy shit it just keeps going and going and GOING --

[Anonymous No.57622070]

>>57621894
If a lad couldn´t land a decent girl back then what makes you think a psycho like that wouldn´t stab you in your sleep?

>>57622052
I know, but being a male stripper/pornstar is probably a decent market if you have the looks.

[Anonymous No.57622076]

>>57622066
thought it was too expensive at $500, FML

[Anonymous No.57622088]

>>57622014
>'an uptick on social media of Vision Pro owners saying they’re returning their $3,500 headsets' with people saying Apple's headset 'gives them headaches and triggers motion sickness'

The problem is the Apple used super high resolution screens and can only pump 90fps. Motion sickness rarely happens with 120fps+.

[Anonymous No.57622093]

>>57622054
>>57620086
two more weeks guys, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.57622095]

>>57622076
When are you guys going to realize that nothing is overpriced or "too expensive" under Bidenomics??? Buck breaking non stop.

[Anonymous No.57622097]

I just bought a super micro computer from Best Buy using buy now pay later and it was the last one in stock. Sales guy said they’ve been selling like hot cakes. It’s no wonder we’re pumping so hard. Super micro computers are going to transform the way we work and play. This thing does it all.
I plugged it into my battle station and it made all the correct trades for me, making me millions. I will probably hit 8 figs by the end of the year using my super micro computer

[Anonymous No.57622106]

WHY IS THIS FUCKING MARKET GOING UP?
INFLATION IS HOT
NO FUCKING CUTS
IF I SEE ONE MORE GREEN CANDLE I'M GONNA BURN THE BUILDING DOWN

[Anonymous No.57622105]

>>57622095
should I just buy ASML then?

[Anonymous No.57622113]

>>57622026
You can anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[Anonymous No.57622116]

>>57622105
Yes

[Anonymous No.57622122]

Okay, I have 11 different options to solve my problem from all you beautiful people. This is good, bullish even
I might buy stock tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57622121]

>>57621959
canada has been in a recession for some time, they just refuse to officially call it one

[Anonymous No.57622125]

>>57622106
>INFLATION IS HOT
You replied to yourself. Bobos never learn

[Anonymous No.57622126]

>>57622113
Thanks brother. Wanna be my first? ;)

[Anonymous No.57622157]

>>57622106
it's fucking bullshit dude and makes zero sense. tlt should be fucking cratering right now. FUCK THIS MARKET IT SHOULD FUCKING DIE

[Anonymous No.57622160]

Enough is enough... you had it coming /smg/

[Anonymous No.57622164]

>>57621986
>Every time

You have a sample size of exactly one (1) event.

[Anonymous No.57622183]

>>57622116
the problem with fab equipment is the US sanctions, I'm afraid ASML might get cucked to oblivion because of that. it's a dutch company

[Anonymous No.57622185]

>>57622116
Her butthole looks dirty
>>57622126
I don't sleep with the willing. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.57622186]

>>57622157
Maybe you're just wrong

[Anonymous No.57622192]

>Bobos coping right now

[Anonymous No.57622208]

>>57622116
then: gamer girl bathwater
now: scene girl skin flakes

[Anonymous No.57622221]

>>57622160
I gotta downgrade myself to level 1. I lost like 6 grand last year on options.

[Anonymous No.57622238]

>>57622029
The key to a strong portfolio? Consistency.

[Anonymous No.57622240]

>>57622221
Doing what? They have defined risk

[Anonymous No.57622241]

>>57622116
The thumbnail looks like one of those photoshops of a tiny guy getting anal vored

[Anonymous No.57622254]

>>57622070
Exactly!; because farted your ex’s name in morse code while you were asleep.

[Anonymous No.57622255]

>>57621959
>USA
technically we did already. so we wont likely enter. we are already recovering and doing well.

[Anonymous No.57622260]

>>57622061
Best I can do is 27.50. That work for you?

[Anonymous No.57622265]

On Friday morning, I will transfer twenty thousand dollars to my Vanguard brokerage account and slowly start DCAing most of it into VOO, with roughly 5% allocated to NVDA. Convince me to do something else.

[Anonymous No.57622266]

>>57621986
It all went downhill in the 70´s when the generation of Satre and Beauvoir came around. A bunch of know it all pricks feeding into commie propaganda and that now fall for russian shilling shifted the academia to "feminist philosophy", social movements and "sexual liberation". the class of 68 was clearly a mistake


>>57622185
nice

[Anonymous No.57622269]

holy hell I made a lot of money this week

[Anonymous No.57622271]

>>57622186
nah i am not wrong. early, maybe, but not wrong fuck you

[Anonymous No.57622273]

>>57622208
The jig was up when she first shot a sex scene and we saw how terrible of a lay she is. She has to reinvent herself now.

[Anonymous No.57622279]

>>57622240
Being wrong, what else? The gambling temptation is too much. With babby L1 options the losses would be much less.

[Anonymous No.57622280]

>>57622106
the west has fallen

[Anonymous No.57622281]

First private space company to land a lander on the moon in 9 days. We feeling bullish on the space economy? Buying land grants and mining rights on the lunar surface yet?

[Anonymous No.57622282]

>>57622271
a broken clock is right twice a day

[Anonymous No.57622286]

>>57622019
>But now every data center on the planet needs to be rebuilt for it in order to remain competitive.
competetive in what way?

[Anonymous No.57622295]

>>57622271
so you're wrong. there's no such thing as "early" if your shorts get liquidated or your puts turn worthless lmfao

[Anonymous No.57622296]

>>57622271
>early, maybe, but not wrong
THATS THE SAME THING!!

[Anonymous No.57622300]

>>57622286
computational power on new systems and programs.

[Anonymous No.57622305]

>>57622265
Top signal. Everyone sell immediately

[Anonymous No.57622315]

>>57622254
this shit actually happened to some lad that went to school with me, the lesson i learned that day is that if you come back home and she is pissed at you, better sleep in a hotel.

[Anonymous No.57622327]

>>57622280
THE MCREVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.

[Anonymous No.57622330]

>>57622281
Extremely bullish, I'm waiting for the day computer chips and vapor deposition factories are built on the moon. It's a free vacuum chamber

[Anonymous No.57622334]

>>57622260
Deal

[Anonymous No.57622341]

>>57622019
do you not know how server cabinets work or are you just trolling

[Anonymous No.57622343]

Clean it up /smg/

[Anonymous No.57622352]

>CORT
let’s goooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.57622353]

>>57622273
she was never especially hot but she knew how to play the forbidden fruit
once the fruit was no longer forbidden it was over
no tits, no ass, mid at best face
she just knew how to market a subpar product
that and having the public schoolgirl accent (retards spaffed their pants over seeing a rich girl's tits) made her what she was

[Anonymous No.57622355]

>>57622160
>>57622221
bro why tf are options so expensive? I wanted to buy some puts to insure my NVDA does not shit the bed after earnings but it doesn't look like a good call. Maybe I should write some calls to make some extra bucks.

[Anonymous No.57622356]

>>57621986
>human-like machine intelligence is right around the corner
No one is arguing this, though. Expectations are (more) reasonable and the limits of machine learning are pretty well understood thanks to the unwashed masses being given access to ChatGPT and DALL·E

[Anonymous No.57622357]

>>57622305
shorted NVDA yesterday and already in the green

[Anonymous No.57622359]

>>57622343
The Japanese vagina. I thought it was just a myth!

[Anonymous No.57622361]

Well another day. Started to rebag my KO shares today. A token 6. But hey was good timing on my part. They announced the 62nd divvy hike today! 5.4% increase. So I'll be in line for that when it happens. As funds,etc allow I'll be adding more. Might just pile the cash up and then place one big buy order.

[Anonymous No.57622377]

>>57622359
That's very clearly a bumhole

[Anonymous No.57622385]

>>57622352
https://ir.corcept.com/news-releases/news-release-details/corcept-therapeutics-announces-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2023

[Anonymous No.57622391]

>>57622377
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.57622390]

>>57622355
Options become more expensive near earnings.

[Anonymous No.57622392]

>>57622280
A battle is brewing. What side will you be on when the first shots are fired?

[Anonymous No.57622394]

>tfw you bought FXI and are waiting for the giga chink pump
>>57622343
That thing looks so fucking gross, I wouldn't fuck it with rockers dick.

[Anonymous No.57622397]

lolis

[Anonymous No.57622400]

>>57622343
that asshole has seen alot of abuse

[Anonymous No.57622406]

>>57622377
A freshly used one judging how spread out is.

[Anonymous No.57622408]

>>57622343
I regret to inform you that we will not be needing your services any longer. Enjoy your time off.

[Anonymous No.57622412]

>>57622355
you can look into those trackers like NVD/NVDL/NVDD etc

[Anonymous No.57622420]

>>57622406
Man, if sexbots are going to be better than that, imagine the possibilities.

[Anonymous No.57622423]

>>57622397
Lololol this nigga has CP

[Anonymous No.57622424]

>>57622280
McFlation lmao

[Anonymous No.57622433]

>>57622400
It's gone full blown coin slot.

[Anonymous No.57622443]

>>57622424
A single McNugget is now $1.

[Anonymous No.57622446]

>>57622279
You need to look at your trade psychology, my friend. If you have even the simplest technicals like an MA and go with the trend, you'll be right about 50% of the time. By having appropriate position sizing and risk management, you'll be able to keep trading almost forever. By having good stops and profit points, eventually you'll go from having a bunch of big wins and huge losses to having a bunch of small wins and losses that cancel out, and the occasion large win that keeps running.

With options it's still the same concept; you have delta of course, so if you're doing synth futures, it's roughly the same as trading in lots of 100 (which is not necessarily what you want to do since you should scale position sizes to ATR). Rather, with options I would focus on credit spreads which expose you to positive theta (writing CCs or bull/bear credit spreads), or do things like condors or calendar spreads if you expect an increase or decrease in IV.

Seriously, figure out a system, write it down, paper trade it until you follow it to the letter and are consistently profitable

>>57622280
>Doubled since 1996
A company is supposed to double in value every 7 years or so. It took the product 4 years to double in price. Even if the price is steep and they walk it back by a dollar, it's still really attractive margins, especially if they can reduce their input costs.
A lot of fast food places will probably move to a subscription model in the near future.

[Anonymous No.57622453]

will SOUN pump any higher than $4 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57622457]

>>57622443
Damn. Now I know how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.57622463]

>>57622443
If retards would stop paying for it shit would change but everyone just bitches after leaving the drive thru.

[Anonymous No.57622474]

I don't get it
I spend fucking hours analyzing patterns and shit to figure out who will have good earnings
I go ROKU, DASH, DKNG
All of them miss and turn into utter fucking pieces of shit bags while the fucking retard who wnet and retardbought AMAT because muh SMCI bullshit fever is up 12%
This shit is so fucking unfair

[Anonymous No.57622476]

>>57622463
I think there's a large cohort who don't even have the tools to do traditional dried ramen packets.

[Anonymous No.57622477]

Ugh degen posting cya Monday creeps

[Anonymous No.57622482]

>>57622280
Remember when you could get a sausage biscuit and a hash brown for $1? I 'member

[Anonymous No.57622485]

>retail sales are down
>stocks inch higher anyway

So the market is basically uncoupled from reality at this point.

I don't know what you guys are doing, but I'm buying puts.

[Anonymous No.57622486]

>>57622474
stay poor crybaby keep looking at meme lines

[Anonymous No.57622490]

>>57622280
>5 dollar fries
heads should be rolling in the street

[Anonymous No.57622500]

>>57622327
I'm just running this on the per restauraunt amount. the restaurants make about 150k annually. the share price is 290
for 1/18,000th of this profit.
they give about an 6 dollars in divvies per year.
thats $8 of profit to share.
You're paying $290 for the benefit of recieving $6 and and 0.05% growth in equity price annually.
thats about a 2% yield.

[Anonymous No.57622503]

>>57622463
Biden hands every crimigrant a $1000 debit card. Why wouldn't José blow it on chicken nuggets?

[Anonymous No.57622508]

>>57622300
ok. dont these AI companies have thei own data centers?
why does that affect everyone else?

[Anonymous No.57622509]

How is America going to pay for social welfare when the debt interest goes to $2T?
Yeah you'll probably say they'll just print more but they will then have to pay the interest on that too at 5% rates and then it turns into Venezuela pretty quickly.
The next few years are going to be interesting at least. America is fucking done and it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.57622513]

loli

[Anonymous No.57622526]

>>57622474
High IQ people do worse as traders than average IQ people. It’s not about how smart you are. Sometimes you have to pay tuition. You need to spend time in the market and learn how it works. You have to realize it’s not always logical from your perspective and it doesn’t always make sense (from your perspective). Things happen because that’s how the market works and your hours of “pattern finding” doesn’t mean much and really you’re just creating noise for yourself to sift through
tldr: you’re not Michael Burry. Keep it simple

[Anonymous No.57622527]

>>57622509
>Yeah you'll probably say they'll just print more
Yes.

>but they will then have to pay the interest on that too at 5% rates and then it turns into Venezuela pretty quickly.
Yes, that is also correct.

[Anonymous No.57622529]

>>57622513
Uohhh
?

[Anonymous No.57622537]

>>57622503
Have to keep the economy artificially pumped somehow.

[Anonymous No.57622543]

>>57622509
Venezuela wasn't sitting on the largest civilian-owned stockpile of smallarms and ammo on the planet.

[Anonymous No.57622545]

>>57622529
Its a bot/pajeet, theyve been on /b/ for weeks now.

[Anonymous No.57622546]

What the fuck is wrong with these /smg/ threads today
Does the crabbing have everyone on edge or something
Chill the fuck out

[Anonymous No.57622547]

>been watching the market like a hawk for a couple of years
>haven’t actually made any moves since my initial position
What is this called?

[Anonymous No.57622555]

>>57622474
There's no way to predict how a stock would move during earnings. Good earnings won't necessarily pump the stock and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.57622557]

>>57622543
What are you gonna do,shoot Jerome Powell?
That won't fix the economy after it's crashed. Though I agree killing central bankers would be a start.

[Anonymous No.57622560]

>>57622537
Agreed, but the point is even if Americans cut back on their spending, DC and illegals will exploit their thrift and we're right back to 4% daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.57622564]

>>57622527
>>57622509
>How is America going to pay for social welfare when the debt interest goes to $2T?
By crashing all the other economies so the USD is the most attractive
But other things like the IMF urging countries to move to a BRICs system under Basel III to prevent the same kind of event happening again is also in the cards

>>57622547
Analysis Paralysis

>>57622543
Was it Venezuela that just recently had a pro-US guy elected? SA countries always have shitty jurisdiction risks, defaults, and privatization, but they have tons of nice resources like oil, copper, and silver. The US needs that. It felt like the CIA helped him get in

[Anonymous No.57622567]

>markets dump VIOLENTLY
>markets go back up to almost where we left off immediately after

Why did it even go down at all if they were going to do this right after?

[Anonymous No.57622570]

So, folks. Who is your online broker of choice? Could use some testimonies from people who use them before I made a choice myself.

[Anonymous No.57622573]

>>57622564
You are probably thinking of Milei in Argentina. I appreciate the CIA compliment but I assure we were retarded enough on our own to make this clown president.

[Anonymous No.57622588]

>>57622567
Gotta bait some bears into throwing away money on poots.

[Anonymous No.57622595]

>>57622570
I'm with Schwab but only because they bought out TDA. I do like ThinkorSwim quite a bit. If I were opening a new account today though I might go with Fidelity instead.

[Anonymous No.57622598]

>>57622546
plenty to be worried about tbqh mi famiglia.
just don't get fired when we enter our 5th once-in-a-generation recession

[Anonymous No.57622602]

>>57622567
Some weird dead cat bounce, except the thing is just a skeleton on the brink of turning into bonemeal dust

[Anonymous No.57622611]

>>57622598
Don't worry, I'm already unemployed

[Anonymous No.57622612]

>>57622570
I use Fidelity. I wanted to write why I like it but 4chan thinks my post is fucking spam so if you wanna know you can ask.

[Anonymous No.57622614]

loli

[Anonymous No.57622624]

>>57622570
Schwab. Very user friendly, good customer service, and I have learnt to trust their stock ratings.

[Anonymous No.57622625]

>>57622560
The madness will come to an end soon. We've reached a level of irresponsibility with unchecked spending that it simply cannot go on. A bear markets is simply going to have to happen sooner or later. We are in a bubble after all.

[Anonymous No.57622628]

>>57622490
People should just be buying bags of frozen ones and air frying at home. You can get a 2lb bag of seasoned ones for TREE FIDDY.

[Anonymous No.57622631]

>>57622567
People immediately launch into net short positions and it just fleeces them.

[Anonymous No.57622636]

>>57622628
What kind of lazy faggot doesn't scrub a potato and cut it up and bake it if they want fries?

[Anonymous No.57622637]

>>57622573
Someone told me to never invest in SA treasuries because of the risk of default so I know the countries can be weak economically.
My DPSP at work is allocated into some Blackrock Mawer fund by my choice, mostly focused on internation and emerging markets. I think SA is an important place to have exposure to over the next 10-30 years.

[Anonymous No.57622650]

>>57622636
Freezing potatoes bursts all the starch containing cells in the potato and makes for fluffier interior fries.

[Anonymous No.57622653]

tldr
americans won't stop consuming and immigrants won't stop keeping unemployment low
yeehaw never gonna crash

[Anonymous No.57622654]

>>57622625
Despite the blatant absurdity and consumerism, I'm glad to see the father spending time with his daughter.

[Anonymous No.57622666]

>>57622628
Ive been making them at home, my /ck/waifu showed me how


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXgUJuwVdk

[Anonymous No.57622667]

>>57622653
>unemployment low
I meant job openings low

[Anonymous No.57622675]

>>57622636
I have done that a whole lot but doing packaged ones in the air fryer is as close as it gets to the kind of restaurant fries you get it good BBQ joints and steak houses.
GIMMIE THEM
CRINKLES
BITCH

[Anonymous No.57622677]

>>57622636
>cut up potatoes
>bake it if they want fries
That just gets you a baked potato anon. It has to be fried

[Anonymous No.57622679]

>>57622637
That's a wise move probably. I wouldn't touch sovereign south american bonds, though maybe now is a better time since this Milei psycho will probably make a big effort to not default, but I'm not convinced. SA has a bunch of growing room so I think you're making a good call. Also you may want to look up Lithium mining companies operating over there. I think they may run into several legal attempts to stop them, but I'm otherwise very bullish about them considering Argentina has huge lithium reserves.

But you didn't hear that from you gringo ransacker!

[Anonymous No.57622681]

>>57622567
Jews like to play bait the goyim

[Anonymous No.57622690]

>>57622625
Man I went to TGT to buy some socks the other day
I still haven't opened them yet

[Anonymous No.57622692]

>>57622679
>But you didn't hear that from you gringo ransacker!
.. from me*, you gringo ..
just messing with you of course

[Anonymous No.57622703]

We might hit a high tomorrow, though its possible today was that high.

Markets will bottom out around February 20-23. Then a popup/rally up to March 5th will occur. Then an actual crash bottoming out around late March.

We will then truly enter bear market territory, either crabing or inching lower until October. October will be the real bottom of the year.

After October of 2024, I believe we are in for a sustained bullrun until sometime in 2030. I still don't believe we will recover the losses going into October, and we've already hit the peak for this year. Do buy the dip in October, though.

This is my TA. No I will not elaborate. I do only track the S&P 500 so this only pertains to that.

[Anonymous No.57622704]

>>57622666
HOLY FUCK, SATAN
I've done pretty much all of this except for the cold water soaking and that just might be
THA
KEY

[Anonymous No.57622706]

Do you guys know if there is any study on how hard is to beat the market without including day traders or hedge fund managers? Those studies suck.

Just some study where a bunch of people that know a bit of fundamental analysis pick like 10 good mid or small stocks and patiently wait a decade or two?

[Anonymous No.57622716]

>>57622650
There *ARE* ways to cut fries and freeze them, so they aren't fucked up later.
You should visit /ck/

[Anonymous No.57622718]

>>57622595
>>57622612
>>57622624
One of of the things that always paralyzed me about investing are all the choices in brokers. I mean, in the end they mostly do the same thing but still.

[Anonymous No.57622719]

>>57622624
This is a troll post

[Anonymous No.57622725]

>>57622681
>>57622567
>>57622631
Stop hunting is a thing that exists. If there's a huge wall of orders, it just needs to get breached and all of a sudden the price shits violently.
It's even worse with forex, since central banks set the trade rates between themselves, so what often happens is they'll clear out the bigger side and once in a while let people have small wins. Apparently this accounts for a good chunk of revenue as well.

[Anonymous No.57622727]

>SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAAAKE! TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?t=58

[Anonymous No.57622732]

>>57622564
right now we're exporting inflation to stave off everyone elses deflation. the moment that stops you're gonna see revolutions everywhere. theres only so much bread and circus to go around. the moment we don't trade enough to give people the money to buy back our bonds and the military doesn't have the capacity to go in and take stuff, then brics can take over after the crash. assuming they survive and are insulated. before then its doubtful

[Anonymous No.57622739]

How is ARM worth 130bn, when they make less than 1bn revenue?

[Anonymous No.57622743]

>>57622666
She needs to use LIGHT olive oil though because it has a higher smoke point than EV.

[Anonymous No.57622744]

>>57622716
True but ultimately the best route is just some motherfuckin Ore Ida (KHC).

[Anonymous No.57622747]

>>57622718
just go for it nigga you can always switch
I used to use eToro which is shit, and they made me liquidate my position when I moved to the US since they didn't operate in the US, but now they do

[Anonymous No.57622750]

>>57622703
Thanks, Shylo.

[Anonymous No.57622759]

>>57622743
she hasnt come around to staying away from seed oils but i'm trying to redpill her slowly.

[Anonymous No.57622761]

>>57622747
Ok, Thanks for the input!

[Anonymous No.57622762]

$RKLB chads eating good tonight

I bought some hokkaido scallops for me and the wife. What yall eating?

[Anonymous No.57622763]

>>57622706
Pareto principle says that about 20% of people have enough wisdom to beat the market.

[Anonymous No.57622778]

>>57622759
I have never even tried seed oils, I just use EV olive, and light olive, depending on cook temp or application.

[Anonymous No.57622782]

>>57622759
>seed oil
>smoke point
Ghee is declicious to cook with, just saying...

[Anonymous No.57622786]

>>57622763
Is that the 20/80 rule? 20% of the items account for 80% of the results

[Anonymous No.57622788]

>>57622330
that may be the first real industry actually now that you mention it. everyones looking for a economic value there. thats it imo.

[Anonymous No.57622792]

>>57622443
>>57622457
4 piece mcnugget costs $2.29 at my locals mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.57622795]

>>57622716
Nobody over in /ck/ can cook. They all just eat fast food and larp about cooking.

[Anonymous No.57622800]

>>57622653
Man all of this weird 'doomspending' is gonna create a massive fucking domino effect that will hit the houses of cards by the end of it eventually

[Anonymous No.57622804]

>>57622795
its nice of them to tell me every time little Caesars brings the pretzel crust pizza back

[Anonymous No.57622816]

>>57622716
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x75izrn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMOjpSrOFEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRnut6oIyDQ

just watch heston and this guy.
heston is the biggest potato autist to have ever lived.
brian gives a good american localization.

[Anonymous No.57622817]

>>57622804
That pizza is a banger honestly.

[Anonymous No.57622819]

>>57622792
I read this like a Metalocalypse character.

[Anonymous No.57622824]

>>57622778
Based. I just use butter or olive oil nowdays.

Not for pizza but thats what i'm cooking tonight methinks. Got new wheat flour that is lighter than air.

[Anonymous No.57622829]

>>57622624
they do have very good customer service

[Anonymous No.57622830]

I made this for my birthday last month

[Anonymous No.57622832]

>>57622744
>>57622716
>All this potato discussion
>Nobody remembers LW

[Anonymous No.57622853]

>OpenAI lets you make fucking MOVIES from text now

Cool, can we get a bunch of porno videos of Hitomi Tanaka having breast expansion scenes of her smothering entire cities with her growing tits? I'm gonna load up my bags and pump more tech stocks kek

[Anonymous No.57622854]

>>57622739
Because that's what the market is willing to pay.

[Anonymous No.57622855]

>>57622727
The frequencies of Lynnette Staylow's voice are fagging up your psyche and keeping you from seeing how to trade NATGAS AND OIL instead of being lured into chink shit.

[Anonymous No.57622863]

>>57622855
The largest positions in my portfolio are OIL & NATGAS. I expect an apology.

[Anonymous No.57622866]

>>57622743
I use avocado oil because of this. Somehow its cheaper than olive oil too.
>>57622786
Yes

[Anonymous No.57622879]

>>57622863
ORLEN?

[Anonymous No.57622881]

>>57622855
>NATGAS

How have you not roped yourself after this week?

[Anonymous No.57622888]

>>57622832
FUCK I thought this was some pure alpha shit global supplier, like Leprino Foods, but public.

[Anonymous No.57622893]

>>57622866
>Somehow its cheaper than olive oil too
Holy fuck, didn't expect that. I literally didn't even look into it when I first found out about it being low smoke because I just assumed it was astronomical shit.

[Anonymous No.57622894]

>>57622830
Looks good brother!

[Anonymous No.57622895]

DASH

[Anonymous No.57622897]

>>57622879
Yes, CNOOC, PXT, CRK, NFG and others.

[Anonymous No.57622900]

>>57622816
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMOjpSrOFEQ [Embed]
>rinse
>simmer
>dry
>in the fridge
>fry
>back in the fridge
>fry again
...what the crap?

[Anonymous No.57622901]

>>57622863
BAAAASED

[Anonymous No.57622907]

>>57622853
>can we get a bunch of porno videos of Hitomi Tanaka having breast expansion scenes
More porn of https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1707632370097321.webm would actually be much more appreciated.

[Anonymous No.57622914]

>>57622824
scrumptious lookin za. i just put me some meatballs in the oven and started drinkin. animal fat, dairy, or olive oil is the way to go to not end up like fathead

[Anonymous No.57622927]

>>57622727
post a different song goddamnit

[Anonymous No.57622929]

>>57622881
Because I'm not a retard who buys large amounts when I know it's going down more and just do small trades here and there when I spot a good opportunity while staying more focused on OIL at this point.

[Anonymous No.57622937]

Just like that, Hollywood is pretty much gonna die out thanks to AI. No reason to hire hordes of Indians and other outsourcing faggots anymore when even low IQ normies can prop up their own Marvel movies and other goyslop media.

What stocks do I pump and dump accordingly in regards to entertainment stocks? AMC? Disney? Any suggestions?

>>57622907
kek

>Giantess Mal Malloy walks through new york city but ends up fighting against her arch nemesis Hitomi Tanaka using her growing city sized tits to smother Mal

[Anonymous No.57622939]

>>57622929
I wonder how low natty gas could possibly go?

[Anonymous No.57622941]

>>57622927
>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE MY EEEEEEEYES!

https://youtu.be/naoSdrzqh-M?t=222

[Anonymous No.57622943]

>>57622888
You're thinking of SYY. That's a buy right there.

[Anonymous No.57622949]

what is going on over at B & G foods?

[Anonymous No.57622950]

>>57622897
Well ok then,
I'M
FOOKIN
SORRY
BROTHA
(and BASED)

[Anonymous No.57622954]

>>57622282
a broken clock is right twice a day, but an early clock is never right

[Anonymous No.57622955]

>>57622941
>fade
It's feed you laynelet

[Anonymous No.57622965]

>>57622955
Yeah mb. Past my bed time.

[Anonymous No.57622967]

>>57622939
Hard to say, but the forward COONTRAKS curve doesn't seem to expect *too* wild of a drop from here. The Feb EIA outlook does seem to be breddy steep into about May tho.

[Anonymous No.57622973]

>>57622941
man in the box? geez. fine. thanks.
>HEY YEA NAH NAH. Brooohohkeeeen

[Anonymous No.57622974]

>>57622950
Based.

[Anonymous No.57622982]

>>57622943
Bad flashbacks from working in food service on that one.

[Anonymous No.57622983]

>>57622965
i appreciate you anyway aliceinchainsanon
love from Seattle

[Anonymous No.57622988]

>>57622973
>stocks

https://youtu.be/4QRWihMrjRk?t=102

[Anonymous No.57622992]

>>57622824
>>57622830
Both of these got me JELLY over here with my PINTOS and BROWN RICE on the stove.

[Anonymous No.57622999]

>>57622983
>Seattle
Based

https://youtu.be/SiAmkMZV93E?t=122

[Anonymous No.57623000]

>SPY YTD: 6%
>QQQ YTD: 7%
>Cotton YTD: 17%
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1708039866252362.webm

How do I get some cotton in my portfolio, boys?

[Anonymous No.57623006]

Hey guys, was missing. On what grounds did we pump today except me predicting it yesterday pre EU session?

[Anonymous No.57623009]

>>57622982
Well if you buy some SYY, that's like getting revenge on them. Or continuing a cycle of wagie abuse. Either way.

[Anonymous No.57623011]

>>57622832
Don't forget about Dean Foods. Gone but not forgotten.

[Anonymous No.57623014]

>>57622949
the yahoo board is screaming about terrible management instead of temporary circumstantial injuries so I guess I will move on. Not knife catching another GE

[Anonymous No.57623020]

>>57622967
How do you know the curve won't slip into blackwardation? We're still laboring under a democrat government.

[Anonymous No.57623021]

>>57622992
Get some chuck roast and make beef stew

[Anonymous No.57623029]

>OpenAI is reportedly making its own search app to compete with Google, $GOOGL, per Quartz.

[Anonymous No.57623033]

>>57623021

Can't read the word stew without being reminded Carl Weathers is dead.

[Anonymous No.57623036]

>>57623021
>Black swans aren't real.

[Anonymous No.57623041]

>>57623036
kek

[Anonymous No.57623046]

>>57623033
Anon, please... don't remind us.

[Anonymous No.57623048]

>>57623036
lol

[Anonymous No.57623052]

>>57622992
>>57623021
My motivation to learn to cook was using up the spare shit in my pantry before it goes off. Homemade spaghetti, beef stew, sesame chicken(?) and cured salmon

[Anonymous No.57623051]

>>57623021
I can tell you're a yuropoor simply from the little view of your wall and window. Your homes all have that distinct look. I swear a new home hasnt been built in Europe in 200 years.

[Anonymous No.57623055]

>>57623036

[Anonymous No.57623062]

>>57623052
Bottom right looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.57623065]

>>57623051
You have to build each season a new one, cause a tornado rips it apart.

[Anonymous No.57623073]

>>57623052
Nice job, I'm salivating, looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.57623078]

>>57623020
Oh, it could, but the Trading Economics quants are making its forecast even slightly more bullish than the EIA.

[Anonymous No.57623081]

>>57623051

[Anonymous No.57623085]

>>57623081
kek

[Anonymous No.57623086]

>>57623081
Oh nevermind, my bad. Carry on patriot.

[Anonymous No.57623087]

>>57623081
Based and Elvis pilled.

[Anonymous No.57623094]

>>57623065
>Euro homes: Built in the 800's AD
>Burger homes: Rebuilt every 50 years due to destruction by tornadoes or Section 8
>Jap homes: Rebuilt every time the owner moves

[Anonymous No.57623096]

>>57623052
Yours look way better than mine, but yeah I learned to cook because it was cheaper. This is from a while back, I made it again a few weeks ago but didnt take a picture.

[Anonymous No.57623095]

>>57623081
Kek

[Anonymous No.57623098]

>>57623081
Don't try it.

[Anonymous No.57623099]

>>57623081
>actually loaded
kek

[Anonymous No.57623105]

>>57623081
FAT

[Anonymous No.57623109]

Bought more google today, 40 shares, what else do I buy with 20-30k?

[Anonymous No.57623112]

>>57623081
D-don't shoot! I'll give you whatever stock tips you want!

[Anonymous No.57623120]

>>57623098
looks like we have ourselves a lil mexican standoff
>>57623099
I follow the rules

[Anonymous No.57623121]

Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned Latinx standoff.

[Anonymous No.57623124]

>>57623109
What's your portfolio like - holdings and weights? Can you articulate why you own each, as well as your planned entries and exits for them?

[Anonymous No.57623142]

It's quite obvious the national debt is insolvent. There's too much now to ever be repaid and we know deficit spending won't stop until the US is forced to default. So whats the long game here?

[Anonymous No.57623143]

>>57623094
>Euro homes
>if only the walls could speak of the faggotry which they have seen

[Anonymous No.57623154]

>>57623142
Uh, well, I think we have to bust open a country or countries like an economic pinata to suck up that value.

[Anonymous No.57623156]

>>57623142

[Anonymous No.57623161]

>>57623081
>>57623095
>>57623098
>>57623099
>>57623112
>>57623120
>>57623121
Everybody calm down, lower the weapons, we're all on the same level...

[Anonymous No.57623166]

>>57623081
10/10 reply

[Anonymous No.57623167]

>>57623154
>Invaded Iraq
>Did not take the oil
>Iraqi government now legally kicking out our last trigger troops
Uh, Mr. Clancy, sir... we might have a problem.

[Anonymous No.57623170]

>>57623081

[Anonymous No.57623177]

>>57623142
relevant and worth a watch. u can speedup playback too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc6zwhvo3Pg

[Anonymous No.57623181]

>>57623167
That's worrisome because Rainbow Six is now LGBT^e6.022

[Anonymous No.57623184]

Taker’s Earning Play of the Day for Friday, February the 15th:
Halozyme Therapeutics (ticker: HALO)

Are you guys digging this new gimmick?

[Anonymous No.57623203]

That's where you're wrong.
This was always a shadow-op thread.
And you were on the list.

[Anonymous No.57623207]

>>57623167
we naively believed it was possible to civilize arabs. we know better now. therefore we should give israel as much aid as they need to rid themselves of the feral muslims

[Anonymous No.57623223]

>>57623207
How the FUCK is EIS doing so well and ESLT so poorly?

And don't give me any of this "Jew trickery" bs.

[Anonymous No.57623224]

>>57623207
>we know better now
bet
we imported a shitton of them

[Anonymous No.57623225]

Why shouldn't I write some covered calls for NVDA @ 800 for next week? Either way I make a ton of money

[Anonymous No.57623240]

>>57623184
Actually yeah. And HALO's on a list of gambles I wanted to make anyway so thanks for the reminder.

[Anonymous No.57623241]

>>57623081
please sir, i urge you to reconsider

[Anonymous No.57623269]

>>57623240
Hopefully we get a nice dip on open

[Anonymous No.57623272]

>>57623225
>Either way I make a ton of money

[Anonymous No.57623277]

>>57623142
Export the dollar, make other economies appear less attractive. It doesn't matter if the bank owes money, who do they owe it to at the end of the day? Who's going to collect? Everyone else is in on the game too

[Anonymous No.57623280]

>>57623272
precisely, that's why I want to hedge a bit
if NVDA moons, I cash out and make the option premium, Im already way up on this trade
if not, at least I get the premium

[Anonymous No.57623291]

I hate most people. I just want to make enough money to get away from them. Being a wage slave cog is hell.

[Anonymous No.57623293]

>>57623280
or you could grow a pair and short it

[Anonymous No.57623297]

reminder that the second half of February is usually the worst stock market period of the year

[Anonymous No.57623306]

>>57623293
Why would I do that? I have no idea if it will tank. It may very well continue to rise on this retard strength it has. Writing the call gives me a graceful way out, or a nice premium if it's not executed.

[Anonymous No.57623311]

Are we gonna do the same thing as end of july when we hit a high on a day that ended lower, than rebounded like yesterday and today, but ended the day higher which is why the top looks higher on the daily only to slide off the next weeks cause maybe tomorrow or next week the realization comes back that inflation is not under control?

I today posted about retail sales being down -0,8% (expected +0,1%) but import AND export prices being up 0,8% despite being expected at 0,0% which means prices increased by 0,8% MOM

[Anonymous No.57623318]

>>57623170
>XOM when Venezuelans show up

[Anonymous No.57623334]

>>57623081
BIG IRON
BIG IRON

[Anonymous No.57623337]

>>57623311
March cuts are at 10%, May is only at 35%. Everyone knows higher for longer means a couple more months, but unless there's terrifying PPI or another month or two of CPI/PCE fucking Jerome up the ass, the pricing in has happened.

[Anonymous No.57623339]

The debt is some made up shat thing. It only exists on paper. (or in a computer). Due to the currency not backed by anything physical anymore. So wiping that out is "easy". Simply tell the computer; "Hey churn up 33T extra" Poof debt gone. Or if they wanted to do it you know the long drawn out way simply cut back on spending. As for the reply; "No they can't simply wave a wand and poof away goes the debt". My response; Sure they can. Look at all that covid and 2008 banking crash money. Where do you think that all came from?.

[Anonymous No.57623345]

>>57623318
>XOM when Venezuelans show up

[Anonymous No.57623348]

Did you guys see that video of the beaner cop who mag dumped his Glock into his own cruiser because an acorn hit the roof and he thought he was under fire lmao

[Anonymous No.57623355]

>>57623339
There is literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.57623356]

>>57623345
Long offshore oil services and offshore oil mercenaries.

[Anonymous No.57623358]

>>57623337
>there's terrifying PPI
C'mon now. Everybody knows PPI doesn't mean a thing anymore. PPI last time was lower than expected. Inflation higher. Companies are just increasing prices.

[Anonymous No.57623366]

>>57623348
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna138829

[Anonymous No.57623386]

>>57623339
Here's the problem: if you say a debt is canceled, that's called "a default". If you print *several trillion dollars* to pay off a debt, that's called "reliving 2022 as the bond market realizes you are insane".

You can do that to the F.E.D.'s holdings no problem. Jerome doesn't need those bonds to keep the lights on.

But you do that to anyone else and, well, those bonds were assets. People were counting on them. Same as you count on dollars in your bank account or pension statement.

[Anonymous No.57623397]

>>57623356
>offshore oil
Is the best. Green commies can't protest and block it's operations, because it's in the middle of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.57623398]

>>57623318
It's my duty as a XOM holder to shoot Venezuelans

[Anonymous No.57623405]

>>57623358
The market treats it like a leading indicator for broader inflation. And I don't know if you know this, but a lot of producers have been getting jerked around by a certain part of the Arabian peninsula... protesting for Gaza.

[Anonymous No.57623415]

>>57623397
Careful. Greenpeace has a boat or something they use to attack Japanese whalers. Nothing says they can't join up on a Venezuelan op to "liberate" Stabroek.

[Anonymous No.57623436]

>>57623345
kek! That's breddy much true, but mainly because they rest easy knowing good and well they have the same exact backing that DXY does!

[Anonymous No.57623461]

>>57623386
thank you, someone who has at least a passing understanding of what they're talking about. rare.
the leverage the banking system provides so the economy can function (increasingly, desperately needs) is founded on trust, simple as. if that trust erodes, so does everything else

[Anonymous No.57623466]

>>57623405
PPI could be negative and CPI still positive. Why? Cause companies want to offset higher wages. In germany I was currently driving and heard about another strike for retail and something else. And they demand 15,5% rise, LOL. Although I'm not sure if that was the retail part or the other group of which I can't remember who it wa sanymore.

[Anonymous No.57623499]

>>57623466
Yeah, so God help us if PPI tomorrow comes in at, like +1% MoM. Then companies will have to either hike prices and scare off customers or suffer from compressed margins. Revenues, P/E ratios, share prices, yields, they all get fucked.

Also you have my condolences, Germanon. It's fucked up how we destroyed your economy.

[Anonymous No.57623537]

>>57623499
Np, I'm not german. I can leave whenever I want. And my siblings have safe jobs. (Unironically Nintendo brother)

[Anonymous No.57623567]

>>57623499
Also, it was only a question of time. The west was building its industries on the backs of cheap energy and labour. Labour is probably still cheap and underpaid. But energy is not

The west has to live with the fact that 200-300 million (west EU) can not have it good without a lot other people having it worse. (assuming the wealth generated by the energy sales is distributed to the people of the country that is selling energy (which very likely isn't))

[Anonymous No.57623586]

>>57623567
>But energy is not
Don't tell BOIL baggies this

[Anonymous No.57623615]

>>57623142
Its mostly our civilian debt, we can do a thing where we go to nearly 0 debt where we give away parcels of land in Alaska and everything on the land is that persons property. Its almost guaranteed a win/win.

[Anonymous No.57623622]

You guys did buy the dip on COIN? Going to $400 by EoY

[Anonymous No.57623625]

35 year double top?


>>57623586
It's crazy. It's like you can't really tell what the real price should be. How is it after inflation lower than during Covid with less energy demand? With no global energy and natgas crisis. Not worth trading. Oil is a lot more fun and feels like a trading market. Natgas feels like it is one guy that controls where the price goes, at least currently.

[Anonymous No.57623635]

>>57623625
It's because we're producing a fuckton, winter was cancelled, and LNG export capacity is already maxed out.

Hell, if you're running an oil well and forced to capture nat gas, the economics may be such you'd sell the natty for $0.01 because all your financial forecasting cares about is the oil.

[Anonymous No.57623664]

>>57622824
>>57622830
>>57623021
>>57623052
>>57623096
Needs TAPATIO HOT SAUCE

[Anonymous No.57623669]

heard that burry liquidated his short on chip makers. How much has that retard pissed away?

[Anonymous No.57623695]

>>57623635
>if you're running an oil well and forced to capture nat gas, the economics may be such you'd sell the natty for $0.01

Yeah, this makes it so hard to be able to actually call a bottom on this market.

good night, I'm going to bed, 2 am here soon.

[Anonymous No.57623709]

>>57623669
13F's are 1) delayed and 2) only for stocks held. So he might have actually done a full port YOLO on SMCI calls and we'd be none the wiser.

[Anonymous No.57623718]

>>57623635
And plenty of storage.

[Anonymous No.57623759]

>>57623625
i feel stupid because i absolutely knew mr nikkei would HAVE to retest ATH after coming as far as it has. didn't buy. dumbass. whatever i hope it crashes and all sexhavers die. probably will but only if i don't buy EWJ puts

[Anonymous No.57623805]

>>57623664
ungghhh if my tummy wasnt so fucked i would just drink that shit right now

[Anonymous No.57623809]

I can't wait for the epic market crash when nshitia misses earnings

[Anonymous No.57623840]

>>57623833
>>57623833
>>57623833

[Anonymous No.57623879]

>contract for a jew
>they send me a self-employment form instead of a contractor tax form
>lose money to the government on 'self employment tax'
Wowee I sure love a system that fucks you in any way it can.

[Anonymous No.57623986]

>>57623879
shitty tax code: your fastest way to disincentivize productivity and innovation!