/smg/ - Stock Market General:

[Anonymous No.57617479]

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.57617497]

>TSLA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57617498]

NVDA $900

[Anonymous No.57617499]

You load up yet?
Why not?
What are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.57617500]

BY DECREE
OF THE WATCHERS
AND THE COURT OF HEAVEN
THE VERDICT DECLARED
BY THE HOLEY ONES:

AI STOCKS ARE A MEME
AND SEMICONDUCTORS
ARE STILL FOR TRANNIES

[Anonymous No.57617502]

>no one knows who I was in the last thread

[Anonymous No.57617504]

bros what's our price target on vrtx?
I'm up 40% on a long hold

[Anonymous No.57617505]

>Woke up late
>Beans and oats for breakfast
>Mommy never sent me valentines chocolate
>Baker got paid
sigh...

[Anonymous No.57617508]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.57617516]

>>57617499
I've been burned by biomemes hard in the past before

[Anonymous No.57617520]

SHORT CHINKS

[Anonymous No.57617522]

$GBR

[Anonymous No.57617535]

By 2025 US Interest will be the second highest line item
>Americans will be paying more on the national debt interest than on the health and welfare of their elderly
We are about to hit 1T of interest on our debt; and no one is blinking.
>https://youtu.be/R9yQx9GesrI?feature=shared&t=271

I am so fucking glad I never took out a single credit card or loan. I don't even have a secured credit card. I have a non existent credit score. I am financially safer than all of America

[Anonymous No.57617536]

My $4 call on now is probably getting assigned today or tomorrow, then I'll see if I can get assigned on $3 put next week!

[Anonymous No.57617538]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57617549]

STLA chads we just can't stop winning. you bought it two years ago with burry and didn't sell it, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.57617552]

All of my pennies are acting so profoundly sorry I'm tempted to just dump them all and take the loss just so I don't have to stare at them anymore.

My pet-related stocks are up. And AMC just touched $5, lol. So it ain't all that bad. Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.57617554]

>>57617516
It’s a growing revenues story not a wondercure news buy.

[Anonymous No.57617555]

>>57617535
If everyone collectively defaults, everyone gets bailed out and the people that lose are the ones that paid off their debts

[Anonymous No.57617556]

>>57617012
Section 174

[Anonymous No.57617561]

Bobos you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.57617565]

>>57617535
Non issue. JPOW just needs a surprise 100 pt rate hike to start another great recession causing a massive wave of layoffs and the liquidation of commercial real estate. After the flush, we can go back for another round of ZIRP and just refi.

[Anonymous No.57617567]

>all this foreplay to just pump in the end
come on get it over with

[Anonymous No.57617572]

>>57617552
I'm still holding MJNE and HALB stocks from 3 years ago. I keep them to remind myself that I'm bad at this and shouldn't waste my money on penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.57617574]

>>57617555
no, no, no. This isn't individual Americans. This is NATIONAL debt. this is the interest on the 39T that is owed by the Federal Government. Treasurie won't be able to bail out the interest that has accrued Y/Y. Even if they QE 3.0 to get the debt make to null. We still have the interest to pay off.

[Anonymous No.57617575]

>>57617561
Your AI slop suck, you have no talent.

[Anonymous No.57617581]

>he's not a NATGAS AND OIL baron
but then also barely even a "he"

[Anonymous No.57617594]

>>57617572
That's a fair point.

[Anonymous No.57617597]

>>57617574
oh

i dont care

[Anonymous No.57617601]

pain

[Anonymous No.57617604]

>>57617575
I'm sorry you feel that way, anon.

[Anonymous No.57617613]

why smci pump non stop while nvda ran out of gas?

[Anonymous No.57617612]

>>57617561
This is really good and I enjoy all these AI generated images you post on /smg/

[Anonymous No.57617615]

>>57617597
2025 is in 10 months.

[Anonymous No.57617621]

>>57617574
It’s almost like, the country needs to refinance or something

[Anonymous No.57617631]

XOP and XES up a good bit more than XLE

[Anonymous No.57617636]

Apologize to Cisco for all the mean things you said when it was down 6%

[Anonymous No.57617646]

FOMO'd into SMCI so it's time to short

[Anonymous No.57617657]

>>57617535
I mean every friggen time.
-HH
p.s. luv yourself with all your heart, love everyone as you luv yourself brother.

[Anonymous No.57617660]

>>57617636
Stop posting this stupid picture

[Anonymous No.57617667]

THREADLY REMINDER that SOXL costs 5% annually to finance the leverage so your 623% gains don't actually c-count

[Anonymous No.57617670]

CUP

AND

HANDLE

[Anonymous No.57617672]

what the FUCK apple

[Anonymous No.57617676]

>>57617621
Ahem; Leaders of the nation and World Central Bank. We have come to you in an attempt to take out a 2nd American Equity Loan. We are willing to reaapraise all the land we bought back in 1803 for fair valuation. We believe we can make america great again by using these funds by remortgaging the Louisiana purchase.

[Anonymous No.57617680]

>>57617612
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.57617692]

fuck this, just gonna spam asmr and sleep for the rest of the day.
buy enlv, watch MP or somethin'
and goodluck

[Anonymous No.57617703]

>>57617498
>NVDA $900
More like $1400. Their competition may struggle and scream, but all they're going to get is a good dicking.

[Anonymous No.57617709]

Boring market and shit thread.

[Anonymous No.57617715]

>>57617670
ASTROLOGY

FOR

MEN

[Anonymous No.57617717]

>>57617703
that's gonna be one ugly ass baby

[Anonymous No.57617719]

tech has officially gone stagnate, im calling it.

[Anonymous No.57617724]

>>57617680
10/10 picture. Hard to tell it's AI

[Anonymous No.57617727]

>SMCI

[Anonymous No.57617734]

Cisco is finna MOASS

[Anonymous No.57617744]

>>57617575
Why do troons hate AI so much? It's such a great tool, especially for posting on an imageboard.

[Anonymous No.57617748]

>>57617703
Lizardmen don't fuck
They come out of spawning pools
Coomers GTFO of muh
Warhammer Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57617719
If fucking only. I'd love the tech meme to fucking relax, but dollars to donuts its gonna stay DRAMATIC even if (IF!) it ceases the giant gains.

[Anonymous No.57617749]

>>57617715
this nigga doubtin' astrology
this is why you bitch made nigga.

[Anonymous No.57617758]

>>57617744
AI doesn't like troons or browns, it always has to be neutered

[Anonymous No.57617762]

>buy MPCC yesterday
>today it dropped 5%

[Anonymous No.57617765]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
DIAMOND HANDS
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO REDDIT

[Anonymous No.57617771]

>>57617744
Troons hate AI cause their only income was from overcharging for custom furry porn to degenerate and now they’re obsolete losers without any marketable skill, they’re just having a final breakdown before they go long on ROPE

[Anonymous No.57617774]

>>57617765
not a bubble

[Anonymous No.57617782]

>>57617765
>NEW PARADIGM

[Anonymous No.57617788]

>>57617765
epic

[Anonymous No.57617796]

>>57617765
what do they even do right, their motherboards are nothing special in the server market

[Anonymous No.57617810]

>>57617765
whats the deal with this stock?

[Anonymous No.57617816]

>>57617774
u ironically not, in 10 years you will zoom out and it will just be this little move. sure bread will cost $600/loaf but who cares I will be hodling.

[Anonymous No.57617817]

>>57617765
How is this blatant manipulation even allowed? The gubbermint would be all over my ass if I ever tried to manipulate with my few bucks but multi-billion institutions are fine. Actually, that makes sense.

Anyway, Natural Gas bros how are you feeling? Did you really think it was gonna pump from here? Heh, yet another drop. You guys literally cannot catch a break. It's ridiculous how cheap it is, especially if adjusted for inflation

[Anonymous No.57617824]

>MSOS
>MSOX
CANNABIS

[Anonymous No.57617833]

>>57617796
>>57617810
idk but i got all my money in it

[Anonymous No.57617835]

>>57617499
>>57617636
>trusting a CSCOtard

[Anonymous No.57617840]

Chick Fil A fucked up my order. I got two chicken sandwiches, they gave me two chicken sandwiches and a chicken biscuit. Sometimes, it's the little things.

[Anonymous No.57617846]

>>57617817
None of the people in the news feed who loaded up on SMCI stock the past week -- lookit all the Form 4's -- have cashed in yet. When they do, it's time to tighten up those stop orders. But not yet.

[Anonymous No.57617847]

>>57617833

[Anonymous No.57617867]

>>57617840
Chick-Fil-A is cool like that, one time they gave me a free shake cause the jogger in front of me in the drive thru didn’t have enough cash to pay his whole order and they had an extra shake about to melt. It was their pleasure to give me free shit.

[Anonymous No.57617883]

>>57617867
They're Christians, you know.

[Anonymous No.57617887]

>>57617824
I don't understand how weed companies are ignoring the whole "hemp derived thc" meme. These dudes are struggling to sell nuggets legally with hostile local governments everywhere. Even in Boston theres a checkpoint to get into a weed store. Feels like you're visiting prison. Meanwhile I can buy over-the-counter hemp-derived edibles from my local smoke shop. But nobody ever really talks about that.

[Anonymous No.57617894]

>>57617840

Based. The lord knew you'd appreciate that extra sustenance.

[Anonymous No.57617900]

Some literal jeet from bofa raised the price target to $1000

[Anonymous No.57617905]

>>57617840
Always nice when a fuckup actually goes in your favor instead of the other way around.

[Anonymous No.57617906]

For what it's worth, here is what i learned today. You cannot SHORT the market. Sure you can short companies, intraday dips, etc. but the market recovers. That's the scam we all buy into.

[Anonymous No.57617908]

>>57617906
nice just sold 100k

[Anonymous No.57617915]

>>57617908
nice

[Anonymous No.57617917]

>>57617887
It is being taken seriously. Florida has a Hemp Bill 1698 to curb the black market.

[Anonymous No.57617920]

Does etrade notify if I do a good faith violation?

[Anonymous No.57617921]

[Anonymous No.57617922]

>>57617900
BofA Deez nuts

[Anonymous No.57617940]

>>57617816
I see truly the fair value is around 355,000 per share

[Anonymous No.57617948]

> he bought at $968

[Anonymous No.57617954]

*knock knock*
Hey mumu, just saw a negative tick on the S&P, thought I'd check in on you.

[Anonymous No.57617955]

I think I just got ghosted by another recruiter.

SMCI to 1000

[Anonymous No.57617960]

>>57617921
I don't know how to process this information.
Is that good or bad.
Has the west fallen yet

[Anonymous No.57617962]

>>57617948
one day that share will pay for my kids college

[Anonymous No.57617971]

>>57617906
Sure you can, the Nikkei was SHIT for 30 years because of how it's weighted. American markets are just designed so number go up.

[Anonymous No.57617976]

>>57617960
good news is good and bad news means more money and rate cuts so its also good news

[Anonymous No.57617977]

Can you smart anons rate my portfolio? All stocks are equally weighted.

[Anonymous No.57617982]

Has anyone done a wellness check on NVDA call anon?

[Anonymous No.57617983]

anyone not getting shit on today?

[Anonymous No.57617984]

>>57617960
>Has the west fallen yet
Never will.
>Is that good or bad.
Bad for equities.

[Anonymous No.57617987]

>>57617955
I've stopped applying, it's a waste of emotional energy that can go towards other things.

[Anonymous No.57617986]

>>57617479
Just bought 1k in NVDA... Crashing this stock with no survivors

[Anonymous No.57617988]

>>57617962
that 1 single share?
college being worth something

[Anonymous No.57617990]

>>57617581
natgas is kinda bad dude. but oil barons are pretty cool. lot of money there and now that the permian is consolidating you got some a new selection of medium sized shark size oil companies to choose from.
>>57617883
>Christians
>that donated to southern poverty law center
Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.57617998]

>>57617971
the Nikkei is actually retarded, actually it perfectly encapsulates japanese business culture, it's stupid and deserves to die

[Anonymous No.57618001]

>>57617960
is that the auction or are they just dumping to avoid tail risk?
or rolling the bond?

[Anonymous No.57618008]

Now that the retard retailbobo nigger garbage TRASH shorts have been cleared, we can start the real dump.

[Anonymous No.57618022]

>>57618008
Chomo bulls get the knife

[Anonymous No.57618025]

Man this week sucked.

[Anonymous No.57618037]

>>57617982
I think he got
>twomad

[Anonymous No.57618038]

>>57617906
thanks mr burry

[Anonymous No.57618039]

>>57617977
sell MCD, AAPL, GOOG

[Anonymous No.57618042]

man, screw sleeping all day!!! i'm gonna go hand in a bunch of resumes in person. Telecom is so stagnant though, doubt anything will come of it. never give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

[Anonymous No.57618050]

>>57618025
It's ruled for me. It's going to rule even more after Nvidia's earnings report next week, because both NVDA and SMCI will skyrocket. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.57618059]

>>57618025
I made money this week although I sold my MARA too early. Anyhow there's still one more day left in the week.

[Anonymous No.57618060]

I'm long the market, but some day the market is going to crash 1929 style and everyone will ask "how could we not have seen this coming?"

[Anonymous No.57618061]

I got a 5k CD maturing today. Unsure if I want to roll it into another 5.36% 3mo

[Anonymous No.57618062]

Lmao I bought the lil natty gas fake bump

[Anonymous No.57618067]

>>57617982
1st time option buyer. Spends $200 per call option. Odds ITM less than 1%. I can't handle another smg funeral.

[Anonymous No.57618074]

I am officially purchasing natural gas through the exchange traded product known as United States 12 Month Natural Gas Fund ($UNL:ARCA).

[Anonymous No.57618078]

>>57618061
You might as well. It is no bad thing to have some cash squirreled away that is government insured.

[Anonymous No.57618080]

>>57618062
I got rekt shorting oil for the 2nd Thursday in a row.

[Anonymous No.57618081]

>>57618067
I mean it wasn't even funny or really over the top enough to be a larp. Just plain dumb, can't fathom why someone would do that.

[Anonymous No.57618085]

Smci in the shower...970...grow, grow, grow

[Anonymous No.57618086]

>>57617960
https://home.treasury.gov/system/files/221/Tentative-Auction-Schedule.pdf
the guy is just posting the calendar and the amount.
79B doesn't seem much in the scheme of things. you'd have to know the history of the 3m notes specifically.
I jsut pulled up 2008 its about the same amount 70B vs 75B today
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2008/ofstats0331200801.pdf
am I just getting unlucky and picking the crash auction?

[Anonymous No.57618088]

>>57618074
You are fucking insane.

https://seekingalpha.com/news/4067694-us-natural-gas-inventory-net-change-of-49-bcf-for-week-ended-feb-9-eia

[Anonymous No.57618096]

>>57618067
rip poem anon. But where's Lum?

Btw, just put another 500 bucks into a nice fund that tracks MSFT, GOOG, Apple, NVDA, and others. Feels good to DCA

[Anonymous No.57618102]

>>57618088
Do you really think that information isn't priced into the term structure? Don't respond to my posts ever again

[Anonymous No.57618105]

>first day scalping
>already made a day's wage in less than an hour
Is it really that easy

[Anonymous No.57618108]

>META

[Anonymous No.57618110]

>>57618105
until it isn't

[Anonymous No.57618117]

It's over... Tim Crook the non-visionary ruined AAPL...

[Anonymous No.57618123]

Should I switch my AMAT calls to puts? I’m a little concerned

[Anonymous No.57618126]

>>57618105
come back when you make a month's salary at market open

[Anonymous No.57618127]

>>57618105
The first one is free

[Anonymous No.57618131]

>>57618117
Now that the YouTube influencers have already made review videos on it they no longer need the product so they’re returning it. I don’t know one normal person who bought that shit.

[Anonymous No.57618134]

Any leafs in here that trade options? Is Wealthsimple really the best brokerage option we have? It's so shit...

[Anonymous No.57618135]

with how green we're getting even with PPI on the horizon i'm guessing no one will care tomorrow and we'll just pump?

[Anonymous No.57618137]

>>57618096
*Is* there a Magnificent Seven ETF? There ought to be by now.

>>57618117
Steve Jobs is rolling over in his fucking grave.

>>57618123
How about actually juts buying the stock and hanging onto it for awhile? Its fundamentals are really healthy.

[Anonymous No.57618138]

>>57618117
If you're not using them to watch porn, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.57618148]

My silver is doing a littl sumthin'

[Anonymous No.57618149]

>>57618061
my money market core position in Fidelity pays ~5% annualy and is always available, wondering why you think a CD is a good choice. I mean you get .3% more, sure, but you lose some freedom to trade the money. Honestly asking, never got a CD here in the US.

[Anonymous No.57618153]

>>57618074
Picked up another hundo myself just gonna keep on buying it

[Anonymous No.57618155]

>>57618135
PPI was priced in on Monday.

[Anonymous No.57618156]

>>57618138
you can get cheaper VR devices to watch porn

[Anonymous No.57618184]

Never doubt OIL/NATGAS

[Anonymous No.57618196]

>>57618184
>i am GUSHing

[Anonymous No.57618199]

>>57617479
>OSCR

lessss goooooooo

[Anonymous No.57618202]

>>57618110
Well if stocks fuck up, scalpers are burned but so are plenty of holders
>>57618126
How many days like that do you get in a month and what are your losses though

[Anonymous No.57618205]

>>57618184
>Oil has been crabbing for a year+
>NatGas just keeps falling
>SMCI +1000%
>NVDA + 1000%
But yeah man, never doubt oil/natgas

[Anonymous No.57618213]

>>57618117
AAPL will be fine but those iGoggles were a big whiff. Way too expensive too, even for an Apple product.

[Anonymous No.57618229]

>>57618131
Actually, this. Now I fully admit to being a poorfag who lives in Buttfuck Nowhere but we still regretfully have our fair share of fools easily parted with their money for shiny blinking buzzing things and I don't know a single person who purchased one of these things, nor have I heard anybody else mention knowing somebody who has one.

[Anonymous No.57618238]

>>57618229
They only people that have them and everybody in every video with them is purely marketing. Not a single person has actually bought that shit

[Anonymous No.57618244]

>>57618137
>*Is* there a Magnificent Seven ETF? There ought to be by now.
Literally MAGS

[Anonymous No.57618248]

>>57617977
What’s your DCA for apple

[Anonymous No.57618268]

Who BIG here?

[Anonymous No.57618276]

>>57617977
overpriced and hyper coorelated

[Anonymous No.57618302]

Just revised my stops for SMCI up to 880. Even if they drive off a cliff tomorrow morning I'll still have made $7K off a company I never heard of until two weeks ago.

I think I'll saunter down to the local Mexican place and order *two* steak burritos for lunch.

[Anonymous No.57618303]

>>57618050
Plz I beg I have put all the money I have made in basic and AIT just graduated today im gonna fucking go insane if NVIDIA crashes 1928 style

[Anonymous No.57618326]

>>57618302
>Goodman
RIP

[Anonymous No.57618332]

>>57618303
Very brave and dramatic. May be great but most likely you're meming for heeming.

[Anonymous No.57618338]

>>57618074
Does this fund issue a K-1?

[Anonymous No.57618352]

>>57618061
>>57618149
can anyone say why they prefer CDs currently? genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.57618354]

>>57618303
Put a stop order in about 30-40 points down, anon. That will let you sleep safe at night.

[Anonymous No.57618359]

>>57618303
lmao should have spent it on a V6 mustang at 29% APR like everyone else at least you’ll have a decent ride instead of nothing

[Anonymous No.57618366]

>>57618302
How in hell do you get to the point of gambling such insane money? You must have put in at least 3000 bucks... just believing it will continue. How do I grow balls to do that?

[Anonymous No.57618372]

>>57618354
>stop loss

NGMI

[Anonymous No.57618378]

>>57618303
this is clearly out of yoru price range. if you don't own 100 shares you have 0 power

[Anonymous No.57618393]

>>57618366
I made my initial investment, looked at what it had done over the past 90 days, put a stop order just below its largest daily fluctuation, and braced myself for misfortune. When it kept going up, I averaged in a couple of times. I'm not a day trader and every time I start investigating calls and puts it scares the shit out of me. What intrigued me was a PEG below (not slightly above) 1. That suggested it was undervalued. No balls at all. Research.

NVDA's PEG is STILL below 1, BTW.

[Anonymous No.57618395]

>>57618366
>insane money
>3000 bucks
Let me guess, you are EU?

[Anonymous No.57618402]

>just put half my net worth into T
wish me luck bros, cya in 2030

[Anonymous No.57618406]

>>57618117
>headache, eye strain
oh wow so its the exact same issues every other VR set goes through. the same reason none of it is workable. using it for 8 hours of work is going to hurt your eyes.

[Anonymous No.57618412]

>>57618402
what the fuck? I guess it has a nice divvy but why?

also I miss the dividends are your fren anon, hope you're still lurking

[Anonymous No.57618413]

>>57618395
We all start out somewhere, anon.

[Anonymous No.57618417]

>Bought Google premarket
>-$4.45
Hanging myself

[Anonymous No.57618418]

>>57618395
For just a single trade, that is a lot of money, son.
>>57618393
>NVDA's PEG is STILL below 1, BTW.
Yes, that's why I keep buying it. Undervalued relative to all other AI stocks. Started to DCA when it was around 170. Just keep buying and enjoying those big green candles

[Anonymous No.57618421]

incel here who fantasizes about having my face sat on by huge assed women, finna slurp some GOOG, thoughts?
They've had a pretty atrocious start to the year

[Anonymous No.57618428]

>>57618352
Boomers and jews. Probably was useful at one point. Its only use now is sapping liquidity I am guessing because of frankist doctrine.

>>57618366
Baby steps we all had to lose 100s so that we may now loose 1000s or 10s of 1000s.

[Anonymous No.57618432]

Calls won't be overpriced when $BIG squeezes!

[Anonymous No.57618434]

smci is great, all the stupid trades i make that totally backfire are negated by it.

[Anonymous No.57618437]

>>57618421
>incel here who fantasizes about having my face sat on by huge assed women
bullish
>finna slurp some GOOG, thoughts?
somewhat bearish
Everything considered I'm slightly bullish on this trade but I think there are better plays

[Anonymous No.57618442]

>>57618418
>For just a single trade, that is a lot of money, son.
>>57618366
i threw 11k into fbtc and amzn and now got 8k in arm 2 days ago. when you get a larger balance those amounts feel small so its not as crazy. but just avoid super sketchy things too and think if you are ok to hold this company for a long time.

[Anonymous No.57618454]

>>57618202
I made my months salary at market open yesterday, and the day before that. Ive only been seriously trading for 4 months.

[Anonymous No.57618455]

CDs nuts

[Anonymous No.57618457]

Why the fuck are my $MSFT tendies dumping?

[Anonymous No.57618460]

Macarons

[Anonymous No.57618466]

>>57618402
you shouldnt touch divies under 8 figures port and you shouldnt touch divies while bonds are 4%+.

[Anonymous No.57618468]

>>57618149
MMFs are not FDIC insured

[Anonymous No.57618469]

>>57618455
kek

[Anonymous No.57618472]

Thoughts on Crowdstrike? Is it an AI stock? It's been pumping for a while

[Anonymous No.57618473]

CAM ON PALANTIR!
SCORE SOME FAHKIN' GOALS!

[Anonymous No.57618479]

>>57618468
they are SIPC insured though, at least mine is, for up to 500k so it's even better

[Anonymous No.57618483]

>>57618359
I’m gonna buy that mf hell cat at 100%+ APR just like all the other smart intelligent privates also
>mfw I see my stocks drop and I lose everything

[Anonymous No.57618490]

>>57617670
That's not remotely a cup n handles

[Anonymous No.57618493]

Ahem. Smci goes pumpa wumpa.
>>57618434
God bless smci
>>57618457
Dunno but google is dumping today too

[Anonymous No.57618494]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.57618501]

>>57618472
Still holding but I think the parabolic run is pretty much over. Setting a new upper trend line imo
Sterling reputation

[Anonymous No.57618516]

>>57618473
They went from 16 to 24 or something after earnings, isn't that goal enough?

[Anonymous No.57618522]

>>57617479
>bad news
>stocks go up
>good news
>stocks go up
explain this

[Anonymous No.57618525]

>>57618472
Cybersecurity play, uses AI, isn't the hacked dogshit that is OKTA.

[Anonymous No.57618534]

>>57618516
Yeah, mate, but that was last week, innit?

[Anonymous No.57618537]

I'm brand new to investing and I see a ton of people offering a bunch of different strategies. Which group can I trust for advice

[Anonymous No.57618540]

>>57618468
Of course theyre not FDIC insured, they arent bank deposits. They are SIPC insured

[Anonymous No.57618546]

>>57618522
sell button is disabled

[Anonymous No.57618553]

>>57618501
I took a long position on this stock with x8 leverage. I'm up 11%, but as you said, it's starting to lose steam so i'm a bit nervous

[Anonymous No.57618555]

>>57618537
Wall street bets

[Anonymous No.57618562]

O I L
I
L

[Anonymous No.57618563]

>>57618546
I'd love to see an AI pic of a bull riping the wires of a SELL button, in vintage japanese magazine style. AI anon..?

[Anonymous No.57618564]

>>57618472
1 of top 2 in cybersecurity. the other being palo alto. im up like 80% on my crwd and love it. not leaving it anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.57618568]

>>57618553
I’m not leveraged but I bought a couple shares after it recovered that 4% sell off a couple days ago at 320. I’m not selling it ever. Average cost is 225.

[Anonymous No.57618580]

>>57618522
Jews decide the news
And the markets

[Anonymous No.57618582]

>>57618537
Do NOT jump in and start playing games when you don't understand the rules. Find a nice stodgy mutual fund and put half your money into it, then slowly average in with the rest -- you can arrange to do this month by month. This will allow you to safely double your money every 5-7 years. Do not day trade and do not heed the cryptofaggots.

If you must, practice investing in stocks for a few months on a sheet of paper and see how you do. Then perhaps edge into buying the real thing.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.57618583]

>>57617867
Giving the free stuff to people who could afford it anyway and not rewarding the retard who can’t add. I always knew chick-fil-a was based.

[Anonymous No.57618596]

>>57618582
based advice that will get ignored and buried
know that I read your post anon, and I agree

[Anonymous No.57618598]

friendly reminder that m/m retail sales don't mean shit, especially december to january.
friendlier reminder that y/y retail sales are up 0.65% compared to last january.

[Anonymous No.57618611]

>>57618598
So severely down considering the cost of everything is increasing rapidly with inflation

[Anonymous No.57618616]

>>57618598
even more polite reminder that initial claims came in below expectations :^)

[Anonymous No.57618630]

>>57618582
There's an assload of mutual funds. Can I just get one of the "total" ones that had everything or is that stupid

[Anonymous No.57618648]

>>57618611
>it remains a total mystery how after the month of december, which hosts the two greatest shopping events of the year (brack friday & kurisumasu), the retail sales of the following month are lower if you compare it on a month to month basis
you'd make a stellar expert in economics

[Anonymous No.57618652]

what do they know that we don't?

[Anonymous No.57618681]

Who’s playing ROKU today?

[Anonymous No.57618685]

>>57618648
black friday sales were an all time low too

[Anonymous No.57618690]

>>57618652
it was inevitable

[Anonymous No.57618693]

>>57618630
VOO, you’re done

[Anonymous No.57618701]

>>57618582
this but there are hundreds of simulators you can use with whatever fake balance you want to start with

>>57618466
it'll pay me 62k/year on top of the 50k I already make passively, it'll be fine even leaving it on drip I'm sure

[Anonymous No.57618708]

>>57618685
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.57618713]

What’s it looking like for AAPL? Looking for some short term puts

[Anonymous No.57618714]

I have £7k ($10k) linking up 5%.
Need it or keep it?
Google and Apple are looking interesting. Or is there a small/microcap out there?

[Anonymous No.57618718]

>>57618652
They've sunk their teeth into partnerships with corporate. As in giving you discounts and monthly gift cards as part of your employee benefits. Look up "fringe.us".

[Anonymous No.57618719]

>>57618685
What the fuck problem you got with BLACK Friday?

[Anonymous No.57618729]

>>57618713
>Looking for some short term puts

[Anonymous No.57618730]

>>57618630
You do want a diversified fund, yes. That limits your risk. There are a few that seek to duplicate the performance of the S&P500, if you want to take all the guesswork out of it. If you don't mind a recommendation from a total stranger, PRWAX has done well by me. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.57618732]

PANW down slightly but my calls are up quite a bit. I think thats a good sign.

[Anonymous No.57618751]

>>57618730
And here's their top 10 holdings -- all names you will recognize. It's so much easier to let the fund manager sweat things for you than to run the kinds of risks that people on this board do every day. Maintain the principle at all costs. Protect that chunk of change. That is your first duty.

[Anonymous No.57618752]

I have 300 shares of ADM at an average cost of $52.29 and I'm feeling really good about this corny ass nigga.

[Anonymous No.57618753]

goddamn it fuck this gay country

[Anonymous No.57618755]

>>57618730
>>57618693
Thanks guys. Is there an etf that holds the most stocks possible?

[Anonymous No.57618757]

YTD into the red, the bleeding needs to stop. give me some safe plays

[Anonymous No.57618765]

Are stock splits bearish?
For instance im interested in MSTR. When Saylor's stock rips and tears beyond $1000 its going to be all over the press. But if they do a split, even if you don't lose money because you just get 2 shares if you had 1, they are just worth $500 each, it would lose the momentum on the market. The stock price would crash to $500 in the graph isn't it? How the fuck is that positive? even if more people can afford a share now, this is not good. The psychological hype of crossing the $1000 barrier is lost. You are celebraing, then some jackass splits and you are back to $500 on the charts. This is retarded. I really hope Saylor never splits and prices out bobos.

[Anonymous No.57618766]

>>57618755
>holds the most stocks possible
The word you are groping for is 'diversified', and yes there are. However, I don't have any.

[Anonymous No.57618775]

>>57618765
Sp0lits increase liquidity, which means they actually give a shit if small investors can afford to buy their stock. This is traditionally seen as a good thing.

[Anonymous No.57618778]

>>57618765
also: WHY THE FUCK is this not tokenized? rare case of tokenization that would make sense. Why would you need to buy an entire share and not be able to buy a fraction of it on 2024? fucking lol.

[Anonymous No.57618780]

>>57618765
>Are stock splits bearish?
Most often they aren't.

[Anonymous No.57618787]

>>57618730
The problem is Anon, that it's not a good time to buy into an ETF before NVDA's earnings call.

[Anonymous No.57618789]

>>57618766
I found a globe one with 9000. Can I just buy that and fuck off or is that bad? Cause if I own everything I'm maxed diversified right?

[Anonymous No.57618790]

>>57618752
Going to be a wild earnings call in a couple weeks but it's definitely a bargain.

I mean, how much accounting fraud can one CFO do, really?

[Anonymous No.57618793]

>>57618778
>most intelligent /smg/ poster

[Anonymous No.57618795]

>>57618775
I know, but did you read what I said dude? do you understand the force of HYPE and FOMO on the markets?

Your stock crosses 1000, "oh its too expensive now", now they dump it to 500. The momentum is lost. Richfags may not be buying in due FOMO of crossing 1000 barrier.

[Anonymous No.57618799]

>>57618778
brokers have done partial shares for awhile now

>tokenization
lol

[Anonymous No.57618800]

>>57618630
OEF. Scraps out the other 400 losers.

[Anonymous No.57618801]

>>57618778
>tokenized
I have no idea WTF you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.57618803]

>>57618752
>I have 300 shares of ADM at an average cost of $52.29
Yea... not bad...

[Anonymous No.57618807]

>>57618713
Probably not going lower than 179 and thats a probably not gonna be seen. We're about to pump more, it will get drug up like all the other garbage. It's winter 2007.... Still Doom long atm.

[Anonymous No.57618808]

>>57618755
VTI is what you want, I think.

[Anonymous No.57618809]

>>57618778
>>57618765
RIP smg

[Anonymous No.57618815]

>>57618778
>tokenized
lol
welcome to the real world, jackass

[Anonymous No.57618822]

>>57618789
I would just hold your money in cash or invest in the most stable thing you can find and invest it all after a crash happens

[Anonymous No.57618823]

>>57618652
>Rocker was right on SNAP.
>Rocker was right on DASH.

[Anonymous No.57618825]

Fuck all yall bulls.

[Anonymous No.57618830]

>>57618789
A 'globe one'? If you mean global, remember that investing in everything all at once means you will never make much. Mutual funds have themes. The PRWAX fund, for instance, invests in giant-ass companies that are still growing. Yet the top ten are only a third of their total holdings. That's plenty diversified for anybody.

[Anonymous No.57618834]

>>57618765
>The stock price would crash to $500 in the graph isn't it?
The graph adjusts.
>>57618778
>tokenized
this is your brain on cryto-retard.

[Anonymous No.57618837]

>>57618778
fractional shares have existed for over 10 years and they don't need pajeet technology

[Anonymous No.57618839]

>>57618553
Yeah it’s dicey getting in now

[Anonymous No.57618842]

>>57618825
Hey fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.57618863]

>>57618352
Risk free 5+% and its only 3mo. I usually add another $1,000 to it and let it roll. I've already maxxed out my roth and just use CDs as an additional part of my boomer portfolio

[Anonymous No.57618865]

>>57618752
>I mean, how much accounting fraud can one CFO do, really?
*How much accounting fraud can one PAJEET CFO do

[Anonymous No.57618892]

>>57618837
but they require weird options shit and you cannot do it as efficient as blockchain

[Anonymous No.57618896]

H-Hello?

[Anonymous No.57618899]

>>57618892
absolutely not you goddamn retard, go back

[Anonymous No.57618900]

>>57618865
The books will be so full of shit.

[Anonymous No.57618902]

>>57618714
Tell me what to do with my 10k you mother fuckers. No meme bullshit

[Anonymous No.57618914]

>>57618902
See >>57618582 >>57618730 >>57618751

[Anonymous No.57618917]

>>57618902
buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57618918]

>>57618896
Uh, what is it? I'm kind of busy right now.

[Anonymous No.57618921]

>>57618900
poo in 10q

[Anonymous No.57618930]

>>57618902
Here ya go

[Anonymous No.57618939]

I fucking hate the markets so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.57618944]

>>57618865
True, but even if the division he got promoted from turned into a literal shitpile under his watch and the rest of the company went nowhere when he took over, ADM still got oversold. Compare them to, like, CTVA.

[Anonymous No.57618953]

I think Im going to buy UNG

[Anonymous No.57618966]

I am become bobo, send NVDA down

[Anonymous No.57618972]

>>57618953
Sadomasochist, eh?

[Anonymous No.57618973]

>>57618473
>>57618516

[Anonymous No.57618986]

>>57618842
hot

[Anonymous No.57618997]

>>57618842
>Pic
Whooooooodaalallleeeee

[Anonymous No.57619002]

>>57618902
Max out roth to start circle trading, then buy Bitcoin or CDs depending on your risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.57619008]

>>57618899
my bank does not allow fractions of a share being bought so this means this will require you to buy the shares on some gay platform like degiro IB or something

>>57618780
how? look at the chart. TSLA was on a good momentum, approaching $1000. FOMO was getting high. But instead of letting it cross $1000, oh nooo lets split so waggies can gamble their hard earned money on TSLA. This is retarded. Anyone with enough money to be investing on TSLA can buy it at $1000 or at $5000. What this did is just kill the FOMO momentum. Stocks are fuelled by number go up mentality. Splits ruin this.
Imagine you are seeing TLSA go to $1000. But you think. "im sure that they are going to split this shit soon, so I will not buy". So you are creating a lack of demand there, as well as killing the FOMOmomentum of psychological number barriers being broken. I doubt that the liquidity from wagies would balance out that.
My conclusion is that stock splits are bearish, and that one should just be able to buy fractions of a share everywhere as the standard. Just imagine if BTC had built-in splits. Number go up marketing wouldn't be there. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.57619013]

>>57618902
arm, crwd, amzn, fbtc, sit in cash.

[Anonymous No.57619017]

all the poopy stocks keep going up, is it really just muh pivot?

[Anonymous No.57619024]

>>57618902
Have you considered asexual mutant fish (ticker AQB)

[Anonymous No.57619025]

>>57619017
Could you repeat that in English and be a bit more specific?

[Anonymous No.57619026]

>>57619008
That is literally only how 4chan autists think about it

[Anonymous No.57619032]

>>57618930
Classic "sometimes beats inflation" portfolio

[Anonymous No.57619036]

>>57619008
>my bank does not allow fractions of a share being bought
what the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.57619039]

>>57619025
cope

[Anonymous No.57619045]

>>57619008
Maybe Elon doesn't want his stock to go parabolic since he keeps his entire networth in it. So he'd rather cool it down than to go bankrupt the moment speculators decide to take profit

[Anonymous No.57619053]

>>57618892
>as efficient as blockchain
I don't know if there's any less efficient way to do nearly anything than with a blockchain. All that solves is having to trust your counter party which you have to do anyway with a brokerage.

[Anonymous No.57619056]

>>57618652
insider here: they banned all niggers from the platform

[Anonymous No.57619057]

>>57619045
maybe Elon should lern2hedge

[Anonymous No.57619063]

>>57619008
He did tweet he thought the stock price was to high. Seems like he did a good job managing his risk by killing the momentum. For him its probably a lot better if it ranges or goes up slowly over time.

[Anonymous No.57619067]

>>57619057
Hedging costs money.

[Anonymous No.57619070]

>>57619008
Based view port here fellow anons.

[Anonymous No.57619075]

>>57619057
He probably likes fucking over retail investors and speculators. Just a conman imho.

[Anonymous No.57619079]

>>57619024
I'm happy with Super Micro, thanks.

[Anonymous No.57619095]

>SOUN going back up

[Anonymous No.57619106]

>>57619095
It's a good company.

[Anonymous No.57619107]

SOUNHOUND MARINES ASSEMBLE
THE SMCI TROOPS ARE REINFORCING US

[Anonymous No.57619118]

Fake dump at close to sell puts, send it back up AH, open above trend line. Methinks

[Anonymous No.57619135]

next
>>57619130
>>57619130
>>57619130
>>57619130

[Anonymous No.57619336]

>>57618730
>4x in the last 10 years
>good

[Anonymous No.57619367]

>>57618137
>FAGMAN ETF
Make it happen clown world jews.

[Anonymous No.57619378]

>>57618902
Buy TVIX

[Anonymous No.57620211]

Just saw the new Open AI video generation.
Bought MSFT leaps