/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57616167]

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>>57613319

[Anonymous No.57616179]

nigger nigger nigger

[Anonymous No.57616184]

>>57616179
fbpb

[Anonymous No.57616188]

Why OXY down on earnings beat? Something with guidance? Warren save me pls
>>57616179
Based

[Anonymous No.57616189]

What happens when SMCI joins the S&P500?

[Anonymous No.57616194]

XOM XOM XOM
let’s see if it drops below 100 today

[Anonymous No.57616209]

SMCI chart will one day look like the shitco rugpull jeetcoins from 2021

[Anonymous No.57616212]

>>57616209
based on what?

[Anonymous No.57616213]

>>57616212
not an argument

[Anonymous No.57616217]

>>57616167
HDSN made my wiener move.

[Anonymous No.57616225]

>Germany
>Japan
>U.K
***You Are Here***
>U.S.
>China
>Australia
>Canada
>India superpooer 2025

[Anonymous No.57616231]

Sold all my SOUN at 3.30$ yesterday. Kek

[Anonymous No.57616237]

>>57616213
So you have nothing. This is the future. It has more room to go as AI goes more and more mainstream.

[Anonymous No.57616238]

Any dumpers present?

[Anonymous No.57616239]

>>57616231
Big mistake, SOUN will be worth $10B minimum based on every other tranny AI stock, easy 20x from here

[Anonymous No.57616240]

>>57616167
Asian girls love Nazis and are often very racist themselves. I used to date one.

[Anonymous No.57616242]

>Chinese scam company pumps in pre-market on no news. Tale as old as time
Why aren't you shorting this? Literary free money

[Anonymous No.57616245]

>>57616237
SMCI also has nothing

[Anonymous No.57616249]

>>57616225
>cheapest put is $16 premium
gay I just wanted to gamble a few hundred.

[Anonymous No.57616250]

>>57616245
Its literally the future. An AI play and it will quadruple from now. Fucking haters with no NVDA or SMCI

[Anonymous No.57616256]

>>57616167
>t. assblasted bear

[Anonymous No.57616259]

>>57616250
What do you hope to accomplish by responding to me? I'm just laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.57616270]

>>57616259
why can't you just be happy for the people who made money on SMCI? Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.57616276]

>>57616259
And I am laughing at you. No NVDA, no SMCI. No money

[Anonymous No.57616277]

This thread is making me feel kinda bearish right now

[Anonymous No.57616279]

Imagine calling yourself a trader and missing the AI "bubble"

[Anonymous No.57616283]

>>57616239
Held that piece of shit since last May. Down 50% a few times. Was just happy to get out with a lil profit. Enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.57616284]

predictions on SOUN. is it the next 5x’er? seems like an absolutely worthless company, but then so are most of these AI ones

[Anonymous No.57616298]

>>57616225
It's almost like the 0% interest rate the modern world indulged in was a house of cards

[Anonymous No.57616301]

>>57616242
>Why aren't you shorting this? Literary free money
>>57616277
>This thread is making me feel kinda bearish right now

>COPE
AND
>SEETHE
COPE
>AND
SEETHE

[Anonymous No.57616306]

>>57616301
When/if NVDA has a single bad earnings report this market will implode. Next Thursday. Prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.57616307]

>>57616284
>seems like an absolutely worthless company
Why? They're sticking Whisper in fast food ticketing systems and hooking it up to drive thrus. Their burn rate is low, they have above unity liquidity ratios, and their sales are increasing.
Seems like a better AI bet then a lot of the other crap people are buying like ARM.

[Anonymous No.57616316]

>>57616225
Literally not a problem. The Fed will simply extend BTFP

[Anonymous No.57616317]

>>57616306
NVDA is still undervalued as earnings will show

[Anonymous No.57616319]

>>57616306
*Wednesday

[Anonymous No.57616327]

>>57616306
>When/if NVDA has a single bad earnings report
Not going to happen lmao

[Anonymous No.57616331]

>>57616306
I think they've learned their lesson from the crypto bubble.
Pretty much everyone has NVDA targeted to go up, I wasn't following it too much back in 2022, but there were a good few analysts saying it was overvalued, not as many now.

[Anonymous No.57616339]

>>57616307
>Their burn rate is low
20M a quarter is low? wtf

[Anonymous No.57616345]

>>57616301
>>Why aren't you shorting this? Literary free money
Even if you are full bulltard, you should still be shorting Chinese shitco pre-market no news Discord pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.57616361]

short chinks

[Anonymous No.57616364]

>>57616225
All of these countries except for us and china are memes that dont have much value. And china is imploding right now anyway so its just the US.

[Anonymous No.57616368]

>>57616339
It's lower than SNAP.

[Anonymous No.57616380]

>>57616331
isn't it interesting how NVDA is one of the greatest stock for the crypto bubble as well as the AI bubble. And yet I remember anons shorting it. When it comes to losing money the /smg/ bobos have no fear

[Anonymous No.57616390]

>>57616225
>India superpooer 2025
>superpooer

[Anonymous No.57616395]

>>57616380
every thing that runs on computers needs big juicy gpus. I dont tihnk nvidia is super overvalued here. but i think if it hits 1k before summer we are in danger zone of over heating. its at the price right now where i wouldnt buy but im not too worried still.

[Anonymous No.57616397]

>>57616380
Baggie bought $5000 worth of puts going into the first earnings megapump back in May of last year and was shilling his position all that day

[Anonymous No.57616400]

>>57616397
I keep telling you newfags everything that baggie says is dark sarcasm of twisted irony

[Anonymous No.57616404]

>>57616225
One last pump. Based. buying calls.

[Anonymous No.57616406]

>>57616400
I've been here since before /smg/ existed I know what baggie is about. I'm saying he actually was posting screenshots of the puts then got btfo'd in pretty epic fashion

[Anonymous No.57616409]

>>57616395
>needs big juicy gpus
Why? CPUs can do the same calculations and there are multiple companies that make those. Nvidia isn't even the only GPU company.

[Anonymous No.57616412]

>>57616225
Didn't the US avoid entering a recession because they changing the definition?

[Anonymous No.57616413]

SMCI will be over $1000 EOD

[Anonymous No.57616415]

>>57616406
sounds like he was drunk

[Anonymous No.57616419]

>>57616409
because cpus cant render graphic heavy simulations? and gpus can mine faster or use to at least.

[Anonymous No.57616420]

asian women owe me handjobs

[Anonymous No.57616427]

>>57616380
I mean both needed GPUs and nvidia are catering to the market of ridiculously powerful and optimized for their use cases.

I'm surprised that AMD isn't doing anywhere near as well here too.

>>57616409
>Why? CPUs can do the same calculations
Not at anywhere near the speed. Individual CPU cores would be faster, but a top end CPU has ~72 cores, but a top end GPU has >16,000

>Nvidia isn't even the only GPU company.
But they're the first one to capitalise on this market

[Anonymous No.57616432]

>>57616331
When analysts stop being critical is when it's time to run. Euphoria's peaking from retards who really don't understand semiconductors generally or basic things like distributed computing. AMD is releasing a new CUDA layer as well. People really don't seem to understand how fast these margins will evaporate.

[Anonymous No.57616433]

>>57616368
SNAP is a trash company that will look for strategic alternatives soon. Their operations are not sustainable

[Anonymous No.57616436]

Bidenomics is failing millions

[Anonymous No.57616437]

So SPY has already recaptured all of the loss from Tuesday? What kind of stupid shit is this?
Hello? The report said inflation is HOT! No fucking cuts!

[Anonymous No.57616438]

>>57616409
>CPUs can do the same calculations
Guise, why do we even have GPUs, CPUs can do the same calculations!

[Anonymous No.57616445]

The demand for GPUs used in AI can dry up just like it did for crypto. When bitcoin switched over to ASICs and Ethereum went to proof of stake the mining craze halted overnight. There are companies working on building custom chips to run AI training and inference that are much more efficient than GPUs. When they hit the market NVDA will be hurt bad. It's coming. Remember when a single company cleans up, the rest of the world does get to respond and it will

[Anonymous No.57616447]

Hey remember that time a few years ago where we had 2 consecutive quarters of negative growth and we decided to change definition of recession

lol

[Anonymous No.57616454]

>>57616445
Are these companies with in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.57616462]

>>57616454
You will learn. Nothing goes up forever

[Anonymous No.57616469]

>>57616447
That really bugged the fuck out of me because I studied economics in university and that was literally the very first thing they reviewed every single semester. Even if it's only -0.1% if it's 2 consecutive quarters it's defined as a recession.

[Anonymous No.57616473]

>>57616445
>There are companies working on building custom chips to run AI training and inference that are much more efficient than GPUs
Companies like nvidia. I'm not saying they'll still be dominant, unless they get them to market first, but they'd still be a major player

[Anonymous No.57616475]

>>57616225
It's funny because India's UPI system is becoming massive despite the poo

[Anonymous No.57616476]

>shittier retail sales
>higher import and export prices
?? LOL

[Anonymous No.57616477]

>>57616427
>But they're the first one to capitalise on this market
Doesn't really matter. See Cisco
https://readwrite.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-cisco-empire/

[Anonymous No.57616485]

>>57616462
"""""Available soon""""" Two more weeks, right?

[Anonymous No.57616486]

>Mornin Niggers
Lets make some fuckin money today.

[Anonymous No.57616490]

AAAAA CHIPS OH MY GOD CHIPS I AM TWEAKING MY NIPPLES MMMMM CHIPS AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.57616495]

>>57616473
I wouldn't count Nvidia out of developing new tech that obsoletes their GPUs but consider the Innovator's Dilemma. It's a real phenomenon and happens to the best companies
>>57616485
Yes, new technology takes time. You could have said the same thing about ASIC bitcoin miners back in 2012 and 2013. They didn't exist then suddenly they did and GPUs became uncompetitive overnight

[Anonymous No.57616498]

>SOXL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57616500]

TSLAbros... we got too cocky.. it's over...

[Anonymous No.57616503]

>>57616500
I wonder how much longer the car company can larp as a tech company

[Anonymous No.57616505]

>>57616490
>>57616498
The market isn't even open faggots.

[Anonymous No.57616511]

>>57616469
Silly goy we cam just change the meaning of words. Didn't you read 1984?

[Anonymous No.57616513]

>>57616490

[Anonymous No.57616514]

>>57616462
that's a nice find.
Serious question: If you know so much about tech and AI how come you didn't know about NVDA's h100 chips or SMCI / AMD infrastructure in time to buy these stocks yourself?

[Anonymous No.57616517]

>>57616500
>left wing is declaring war on electric cars
desu I didn't have that on my 2024 bingo card.

[Anonymous No.57616516]

>>57616473
NVDA is priced like they have a monopoly currently. The moat is much thinner than people seem to think.
>>57616495
GPU's don't even have to be obsolete. Someone simply needs to offer an alternative at a fraction of the price. Even if it's 30% slower who cares when you can buy 4 for the price of 1.

[Anonymous No.57616518]

US Import Price Index (M/M) Jan: 0.8% (est 0.0%; prevR -0.7%)
- Import Price Index Ex Petroleum (M/M) Jan: 0.6% (est 0.0%; prev 0.0%)
- Import Price Index (Y/Y) Jan: -1.3% (est -1.3%; prevR -2.4%)

US Export Price Index (M/M) Jan: 0.8% (est -0.1%; prevR -0.7%)
- Export Price Index (Y/Y) Jan: -2.4% (prevR -2.9%)

US Retail Sales Advance (M/M) Jan: -0.8% (est -0.2%; prevR 0.4%)
- Retail Sales Ex Auto (M/M) Jan: -0.6% (est 0.2%; prev 0.4%)
- Retail Sales Ex Auto Jan: -0.5% (est 0.2%; prev 0.6%)
- Retail Sales Control Group Jan: -0.4% (est 0.2%; prev 0.8%)

YOU VILL PAY THE HIGHER PRIZES

[Anonymous No.57616522]

>>57616505
tell that to the market tard, I dont make the rules I draw LINES ON THE FUCKING CHART!

[Anonymous No.57616523]

why cant libshits just take the bus with their fellow scholars instead of financing an $80k batterymobile

[Anonymous No.57616527]

>>57616523
Because the only Socialists left are champaign Socialists.

[Anonymous No.57616529]

>>57616518
Wait, how is the y/y as expected when mom is +0,8 higher

[Anonymous No.57616534]

>>57616477
Yeah, obviously if someone else comes out with something much better they're going to be hurting, but historiacally they've been able to keep up with the state of the art even if they're not actively developing it. Nvidia don't really do much manufacturing, either so a downturn won't hit them quite as bad as other companies.

>>57616495
I can see them being hesitant to release something that obsoletes GPUs, but considering how much of their buisness is AI these days, I can't see them caring much.

>>57616516
They pretty much are a monopoly at the minute, but if AMD get their act together they could easily threaten them again

[Anonymous No.57616536]

>>57616514
>If you know so much about tech and AI how come you didn't know about NVDA's h100 chips or SMCI / AMD infrastructure in time to buy these stocks yourself?
90% of my account has been in QLD which ahs a lot of NVDA in it since the October dip. That's more my style rather than single stock swing plays no matter how good or obvious they are

[Anonymous No.57616537]

>>57616518
>M/M estimated to be flat
>Y/Y estimated to be negative
wut Are two different people making these estimates? Or are they just written by retards?

[Anonymous No.57616538]

>over $40

[Anonymous No.57616539]

>>57616490
AHHHHHHHHHH
AI CHIPS
OMGGG

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57616546]

>super micro computer doing it again
lol, what the shit is this? like lmao, it's going to replace AAPL on the spectacular 6 at this rate.

[Anonymous No.57616549]

>>57616537
are you illiterate?

[Anonymous No.57616550]

I just thought about AI chips and shit my pants.

[Anonymous No.57616554]

What are you trading this morning, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57616556]

>the only time the earning yield for the S&P has been this low is the dot com bust, the financial crisis, and the covid crisis
>each time for them stocks still delivered an equity premium but not this time
Is there anything NOT showing this is a huge bubble?

[Anonymous No.57616558]

>>57616554
I'm thinking about shorting AAPL again.

[Anonymous No.57616564]

>>57616554
is a secret
don't read the thread to find out

[Anonymous No.57616566]

>>57616445
nah. the gpus arent just cards but entire servers. AMD gpus arent comparable yet and intels are 1st gen.
>>57616477
>csco tards
kek cisco makes routers and junk that no one cares about. nvidia is deep into propriety software designs. not even comparable.

[Anonymous No.57616570]

>>57616554
Waiting for a good entry to short JXJT

[Anonymous No.57616571]

>>57616537
No, this isn't the problem. It can be mom flat, but yoy different. But at least your mom should be as expected when your yoy hits as expected as it should move in unisome.

If mom is several points lower than expected, the yoy should also be different than what you thought. No matter if it was expected mom to be flat and yoy negative.

[Anonymous No.57616573]

>>57616534
AMD are getting their act together though. See ZLUDA. And again they're priced as a monopoly they're far from having one.

Also another note just because you're not making the chips yourself sales decline will still crush your bottom line. See NVDA with the crypto collapse. This is going the way of Cisco and Tesla but it will take time to set in. It's actually quite similar to Tesla in that a lay-person knows fuck all about this area of the market. It's pure hype driven.

[Anonymous No.57616590]

>>57616554
I'm waiting for my bonus to show up to buy more VT

[Anonymous No.57616594]

>PREMARKET
>AMD

I CANT PUMP

[Anonymous No.57616598]

>>57616573
you are talking about TSLA like it's dead now. Just look at the AAPL chart. There were so many times that AAPL just pump and dumped brutally over the years. I'm not a TSLA shareholder anymore but if they start building AI sex robots I'm in again.

[Anonymous No.57616601]

>>57616566
And nvidia is heavily invested in the data center and networking space too.

>>57616573
Even after the crypto collapse they didn't lose that much, the lowest it got to was about $110, which only brought them back to their pre-pandemic values.
Granted, they've got a LOT further they can fall now, but I think it will be more of a stabilization and correction rather than an outright collapse.

[Anonymous No.57616604]

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI

[Anonymous No.57616605]

>>57616495
maybe four more weeks then

[Anonymous No.57616606]

>>57616571
Yeah, that's what I meant. It's odd.

[Anonymous No.57616615]

I will take no joy in posting screenshots of this thread in 6 months after the great semiconductor collapse of 2024. Hopefully the suicide hotlines won't be too flooded to take all the calls from desperate mumutards

[Anonymous No.57616622]

>>57616598
>you are talking about TSLA like it's dead now.
TSLA is not dead in the sense they still make money. But they're very obviously shaking out as a car company and you know what comes with the territory? Shit margins. They're going down.

[Anonymous No.57616628]

>>57616604
this was the first Kpop song I have ever heard

[Anonymous No.57616634]

>>57616615
Don't worry the sucide hotlines will be AI enhanced.

[Anonymous No.57616643]

>>57616628
Kpop is gay as hell, but the theme fits.

[Anonymous No.57616645]

>>57616615
Which is......

[Anonymous No.57616649]

What are peoples Price targets / MKT cap for SMCI?
I bought at 295 and sold half at 895 but it keeps going up

[Anonymous No.57616650]

>>57616622
Tesla's forwarded earnings are x60. The highest in the S&P and almost twice as much as the second place Nvidia's x36

lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57616651]

>>57616622
They were only valued so high in the first place because they were treated as a tech company, which they're not.

[Anonymous No.57616655]

>>57616634
>Don't worry the sucide hotlines will be AI enhanced.

[Anonymous No.57616659]

This is it

[Anonymous No.57616661]

>>57616634
At that point do we just cut out the middleman and start installing suicide booths?

[Anonymous No.57616670]

>>57616661
Have you not looked at canada recently

[Anonymous No.57616674]

>>57616554
NATGAS AND OIL
son,
NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.57616676]

>>57616661
canada is already working on that.

[Anonymous No.57616677]

>>57616649
$4000 end of the year

[Anonymous No.57616682]

>>57616601
>And nvidia is heavily invested in the data center and networking space too
yes! the data center thing is big money and this ai rush is basically every big company restarting their server centers to allow for more ai stuff.

[Anonymous No.57616683]

Rate my portfolio:
SPY puts
SQQQ
SPXU
BOIL

[Anonymous No.57616684]

>>57616643
I don't think the bubble will pop until NVDA earnings are released

[Anonymous No.57616686]

>>57616649
Why can't people be anonymous?
What is the reason?

[Anonymous No.57616687]

>>57616659
>>57616436
vghh not even fire extinguisher can put off the JEVISH flame.

[Anonymous No.57616688]

>>57616306
Nah this AI delusion has legs. 2026 is total tech death.

[Anonymous No.57616697]

>>57616684
crab/slight pump until earnings then 10-20% correction and pump again $1k LFG

[Anonymous No.57616701]

>>57616686
This is the moment in your life when you realize western courts will force men to pay child support for single mothers who get a sperm donation "in the name of the child's best interest goyim"

Being anonymous ruins that

[Anonymous No.57616702]

NatGas bros, we're saved...

[Anonymous No.57616706]

>>57616683
6

[Anonymous No.57616707]

>>57616702
The dollar is crashing.

[Anonymous No.57616711]

>>57616697
crab/slight pump until earnings then soar 10-20% $1k LFG

[Anonymous No.57616715]

>>57616707
>droopin a little
>crashing

[Anonymous No.57616716]

>>57616707
It's not crashing 3% so that still counts

[Anonymous No.57616717]

>>57616702
el nino incoming this year senpai.

[Anonymous No.57616718]

female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57616723]

>yen is fucking dead compared to the dollar
>they need to raise rates to strengthen it
>they just entered a recession
Maybe those dumb fucks will actually do something drastic finally

[Anonymous No.57616725]

>>57616718
The widowmaker

[Anonymous No.57616726]

>>57616683
>on no news

[Anonymous No.57616729]

>>57616179
well done, sir, well done!

[Anonymous No.57616735]

>>57616718
>Yes

[Anonymous No.57616736]

I wake up
> AND I BUY NATURAL GAS

It's just that easy

[Anonymous No.57616755]

Is tradingview down?

[Anonymous No.57616756]

today is the end, nvdaboys..

[Anonymous No.57616759]

>>57616736
I like produce it myself after I eat

[Anonymous No.57616760]

>SOUN pre market volume

[Anonymous No.57616763]

I am the worst options trader ever. Should I just quit I'm down over 50k and have around 2.5k in my account. I would like to make some of it back instead of just leaving like this where I throw every paycheck and slowly bleed it away.

[Anonymous No.57616765]

>this is just like when the dotcom bubble popped because…it just is ok!!

[Anonymous No.57616766]

>>57616760
im tempted to buy in but also scared.

[Anonymous No.57616767]

>>57616736
>BUY
*SELL

[Anonymous No.57616774]

>>57616765
Ah yes the daily "fundamentals don't matter in the long run" post

[Anonymous No.57616777]

>>57616763
What have you been playing options on? ?

[Anonymous No.57616779]

>>57616763
If you had invested the money into NVDA a little over a year ago you would have 360k now.

[Anonymous No.57616780]

>>57616763
If you still want to trade, find another way to do it. Options is just a leverage play for most retail gamblers and they're not necessary to make money. Take a break from the market for a bit, maybe do a little paper trading. Find a completely new strategy and try again later without options

[Anonymous No.57616782]

welp i just put in big on SOUN.

[Anonymous No.57616786]

>>57616723
>>57616723
this, nobody is willing to do any move because the markets are so fragile, any unexpected action will break things down. I'd be Jpow, I'd just hike 25bps and take no questions. fuck corpo

[Anonymous No.57616787]

>>57616777
I'm a long term Bobo so been losing since last year. Then I have this amazing trick that when I finally buy calls the market dumps. Happened just 2 days ago on SPY again.

[Anonymous No.57616788]

>>57616760
I will go all in SOUN at opening, i wont miss le x100

[Anonymous No.57616792]

>>57616787
What's the main setup you're losing money on? Shorting tops? Buying dips that keep on dipping? Something else?

[Anonymous No.57616796]

>>57616723
Lol, LMAO EVEN. They will cope and say next spring.

[Anonymous No.57616800]

>>57616788
YOLO'ing $100 in

[Anonymous No.57616803]

Do we buy soun calls?

[Anonymous No.57616807]

>>57616766
pussy, NGMI

[Anonymous No.57616808]

>>57616786
I still love how we randomly get glowies who show up just to argue that inflation isn't caused by fed policy. Just a sheer coincidence that as soon as they started raising rates it began to fall

I think the current playbook is that it's no longer about high wages but "corporate greed"

[Anonymous No.57616810]

>>57616792
I buy puts then the stock market rallies everyday for months lol

[Anonymous No.57616818]

Bobo this could be you, but you won't stop trying to short the market

[Anonymous No.57616819]

Two new SOUN patents this morning?
https://www.freepatentsonline.com/y2024/0054297.html
https://www.freepatentsonline.com/y2024/0054195.html

[Anonymous No.57616820]

>>57616810
So you're shorting the bottom. You need to find a strategy that emphasizes figuring out where horizontal lines of support are and going long there. If you are a diehard bear then look for a strategy that specializes in shorting at resistance. Figure out where support and resistance are and your life will change

[Anonymous No.57616825]

>>57616818
2/10 would not bang

[Anonymous No.57616827]

the commercial real estate crisis is the next nothingburger that the main stream bobo copium media will jump on. Always one step ahead of you bobo

[Anonymous No.57616829]

>>57616825
Very ableist of you anon

[Anonymous No.57616835]

>>57616810
You can't time tops. No one can. We can infer a top approaching but we can't know. If you think we're going down start buying sqqq as it gets cheaper. I think we gfc2 between march of this year and september. Until though... Unironically


>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.57616846]

>>57616819
>SOUN
>SoundHound AI, Inc. engages in the development, owning, and commercialization of voice, sound, and natural language
Holy fuck, this is pets.com isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57616850]

Today will be the final execution of all bears
SPY 520 EOD

[Anonymous No.57616851]

>>57616846
They'll make millions if they can create a good male to female ai voice changer

[Anonymous No.57616858]

>>57616851
kek

[Anonymous No.57616867]

I've been thinking of that one webm of holo shaking her head

[Anonymous No.57616869]

are you okay cathie?

[Anonymous No.57616870]

>>57616433
When is NVDA going to buy SNAP?

[Anonymous No.57616873]

bang :-D

[Anonymous No.57616875]

TOST
Also, it's weird how ppl gripe about the effects of 0% interest while also decrying usury.

[Anonymous No.57616874]

>>57616810
Also, if you've been led to believe stop losses don't work then you need to get that garbage out of your head cuz they do. If you actively trade you must use stops

[Anonymous No.57616876]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57616877]

>>57616736
>mfw my breakeven on BOIL is almost $32
>mfw I've lost almost a third of my account attempting to average down BOIL.
Looks like we're going to be up a few percent today, boys! Glad to see it.

[Anonymous No.57616878]

>>57616869
What was her main fuck ups? I didn't pay much attention cause of the whole woman thing

[Anonymous No.57616880]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57616881]

>>57616846
I bought it last year after using a few drive throughs with the voice ai and was trying to find out who is powering that because it's definitely gonna spread like fire. I also sold at 3.30 because fuck that garbage

[Anonymous No.57616886]

>>57616876

[Anonymous No.57616887]

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

Holy shit, nobody cars. Do you want /smg/ to send you 10 dollars so you stop self-promoting?

[Anonymous No.57616888]

>>57616876
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57616889]

>>57616167
>when a zio ashkeNazi pisses and shits

[Anonymous No.57616897]

>>57616876
>late
Ominous.

[Anonymous No.57616902]

>>57616887
>CameronStewartCFA
wouldn't be suprised at all if he's part of /smg/. the guy sucks.

[Anonymous No.57616907]

>>57616878
probably micromanaging everything. She constantly sells dips and then buys back in higher. She makes your average retail baggy look like a genius

[Anonymous No.57616906]

>>57616876
>01

[Anonymous No.57616910]

DWAC BROS WTFWT?????

[Anonymous No.57616912]

>spy already up .25%

[Anonymous No.57616914]

>>57616876
>8:30:01
ABANDON ALL HOPE! YE WHO HAVE CALLS, HERE!!!!

[Anonymous No.57616916]

>>57616876
we counted on you

[Anonymous No.57616917]

>>57616763
I did they same thing. My wife wouldn't stop bitching about money no matter how much I shoved in her face so I took the most risk I could. It actually shut her up though so pretty cheap actually

[Anonymous No.57616922]

>>57616907
only in finance can you be that bad a your job and stay in the profession
a doctor or engineer would've been fired by now

[Anonymous No.57616930]

>>57616878
she buys hype and sells lows basically.

[Anonymous No.57616931]

>>57616877
>average down BOIL

[Anonymous No.57616934]

You can locate 100 shares of JXJT for under $5. This is the short of the day. DOn't miss it

[Anonymous No.57616938]

Buy more google now?

[Anonymous No.57616947]

Let's go mumu geniuses let's rip these cocks out and start jerking off

[Anonymous No.57616948]

>spy up +.33%

[Anonymous No.57616952]

>>57616922
Shes not bad at selling funds, which is her actual job. The performance is irrelevant. Being a vagina haver has literally built that company and given her constant airtime to advertise for the past 10 years

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57616954]

>Super Micro Computer over $950
WHY THE FUCK DID I CLOSE MY CALLS!!!! G_DAMNIT!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57616955]

Why is TradingView sending bug hieroglyphs to me. I am honored but…. Why for?

[Anonymous No.57616957]

>>57616934
Currently halted down. Will resume 09:39:50

[Anonymous No.57616958]

>>57616930
>>57616907
>buy the news sell the rumors
I just looked up her profile and I want tp vomit. Holy fuck she trades like some zoomer faggot in college spending his tuition money

[Anonymous No.57616965]

>>57616808
Does money printing cause inflation? YES
Does corporate greed and price gouging cause inflation? YES
Do spiraling wages cause inflation? YES

Everyone above guilty of Weimarifying society and they should all be held accountable before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.57616967]

>>57616955
>something something the pleasure of being cummed in
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.57616972]

>>57616827
My dude we have already lost a bank to this "Nothingburger" crisis

[Anonymous No.57616973]

>>57616965
Source?

[Anonymous No.57616976]

>Mutts wake up
>Stocks go down

Like clockwork, i should start shorting this.

[Anonymous No.57616986]

>>57616972
we gonna might even lose more but I personally feel to irrationally exuberant to care

[Anonymous No.57616987]

>>57616957
The play when JXJT resumes is if it gaps up, expect a dip back down to the halt price of 6.05. When you get that it's a safe long scalp

[Anonymous No.57616996]

>>57616686
>muh human rights

The courts ruled that when a child turns 18 they have a right to know who their father is.

[Anonymous No.57616999]

>>57616972
That was because of niggers and women though. When a bank not ran by diversity hires fails it's a problem.

[Anonymous No.57617005]

>>57616954
I told you to not close your calls but you ignored me. Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.57617006]

>>57616869
imagine trusting a woman with your money lmao boomers are so retarded

[Anonymous No.57617012]

any news why is alphabet down today ?

[Anonymous No.57617011]

>>57616987
JXJT gapped down. No plays yet

[Anonymous No.57617016]

Why goog dumping so hard on open today?

[Anonymous No.57617019]

>>57617012
Might buy 20-30 shares

[Anonymous No.57617020]

MAAM DO NOT REDEEM THE GOOGLE STOCK

[Anonymous No.57617025]

Sold some NATGAS earlier, it's back down now, and just sold some
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
I
L (still have some too)

IMAGINE
BEING
A
NO
NATGAS
AND
OIL
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
RFAG

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57617040]

>>57617005
Should I buy back in?

[Anonymous No.57617041]

>>57616931

[Anonymous No.57617048]

>BP -2.33%
>UKW -1.22%

So do we just need electricity anymore?

[Anonymous No.57617049]

>>57617012
Bc of OpenAI and their new search engine that uses AI.

>SMCI
Just what in the liquid crap is going on there? It makes NVDA look pathetic. Just a few years ago it was trading at 20 bucks

[Anonymous No.57617052]

>>57617016
because openai announced a search engine. as if google wouldn't just buy openai if their search engine became an actual threat (it won't). the market is an hysterical woman

[Anonymous No.57617056]

>>57617049
but alphabet has jeets. how can this happen?

[Anonymous No.57617071]

>NATGAS $1.6
>My NATGAS stock up 5% today??????
Why is this market so schizo? I can't do this shit anymore...

[Anonymous No.57617075]

>>57617056
>>57617049
glad i ditched googl the other day. they keep missing every opportunity they can. same for apple. snatching the defeat from the jaws of victory.

[Anonymous No.57617076]

>>57617040
100b mcap at least.Smci is programed to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.

[Anonymous No.57617077]

>play ANET for earnings
>beats all estimates but still opens 10% down
>decide to hold as it will recover eventually
>it does start to climb up
>today it suddenly decides to flashdump and reset 2 days of progress because cisco missed or some shit
I don't get it, last week everyone was all over software, now they treat it like a steamy piece of dogshit

[Anonymous No.57617079]

buy TSLA while you still can

[Anonymous No.57617103]

I bought SOUN at $3.7 and now i feel like im stuck.. did i beheem myself?

[Anonymous No.57617105]

>>57617079
$220 by EOM. $300 by May.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57617110]

>>57617076
Sounds like some Dr. Evil shit. Do they have tiny computers that control the lazer beams on the sharks' heads?

[Anonymous No.57617117]

someone in here bought the top of NVDA

[Anonymous No.57617122]

where are the acgl gains

[Anonymous No.57617137]

>>57617117
how many more weeks until the crash

[Anonymous No.57617140]

It's funny watching NVDA crab as big players sell off and small fish buy the dip.

NVDA to 500.

[Anonymous No.57617141]

>>57617052
>because openai announced a search engine. as if google wouldn't just buy openai if their search engine became an actual threat (it won't). the market is an hysterical woman
Do you retards not know that OpenAI is Microsoft? You gonna tell me GOOG is gonna buy MSFT?

[Anonymous No.57617143]

>>57617012
Have you seen gee recently? Their employees are literally an heroing and taking their families with them. There's something going on at Google.

[Anonymous No.57617151]

>>57616869
She sold out of ENLV recently, just now getting out of her gambles to fomo into even more tech, lol!!
Cathie is definitely a plant, someone for the big fish to inverse "legally" they definitely have a safe word

[Anonymous No.57617152]

>>57617103
very impressive

[Anonymous No.57617154]

>>57617117
I sold weeks ago and fomoed back in nvda at the peak with a x10 leverage. My gains are decreasing little by little, but I won't sell , i'm betting everything on earnings.

[Anonymous No.57617155]

>>57617137
found him

[Anonymous No.57617157]

>>57616922
no not true, if you're a woman that is bad at your job in a male dominated field you stay in your role, after your bridges collapse and after you scrape by the medical examinations on the female passing grade you get to stay in roles

[Anonymous No.57617160]

Paycheck came in. What should I slurp?

[Anonymous No.57617161]

>>57616965
>Does corporate greed and price gouging cause inflation? YES
Lol are you really trying to pretend the fundamental laws of supply and demand suddenly don't apply so you cam boogeyman some cause of inflation?

I can hear the hand rubbing through my screen

[Anonymous No.57617166]

>>57617160
i have to slurp rent anon feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.57617172]

Intel chads. We are winning so hard

[Anonymous No.57617175]

>>57616973
It was the one and done fed post. Reminds me of that one faggot who tried to claim the fed CAN'T cause inflation and tried to argue it was only the supply chain lol

[Anonymous No.57617177]

>>57617141
Oh yeah? Then why isn't MSFT pumping on this news? A partnership isn't ownership.

[Anonymous No.57617187]

>>57617141
this.
>>57617177
plus googl probably would be blocked from buying it.

[Anonymous No.57617195]

>>57617172
shut your ugly ass up intel bro checking in we are losing imagine buying a company called >Advanced Micro Devices

[Anonymous No.57617202]

Wait that guy is based, inflation is solely caused by programmers, coders and engineers buying Amazon bugsnax at any price their overlords want °_°

[Anonymous No.57617208]

CORT/gang/

[Anonymous No.57617219]

>>57617141
99% of this thread is just regards gambling options without knowing any actual financial news. Google's biggest weakness is the fact that someone could compete with their now dog snit search engine

[Anonymous No.57617221]

>>57617177
>Oh yeah? Then why isn't MSFT pumping on this news? A partnership isn't ownership.
Microsoft is already overbought. Up 50% the last year. Yet another GOOG "killer" search isn't going to cause no pump.

[Anonymous No.57617234]

Cisco is healing

[Anonymous No.57617237]

>>57617172
We are marching back to $50, fellow INTCel.

[Anonymous No.57617246]

>>57617177
>"Why aren't people buying the news?!"
Fucking amateur hour in here

[Anonymous No.57617247]

>>57617219
>99% of this thread is just regards gambling options without knowing any actual financial news. Google's biggest weakness is the fact that someone could compete with their now dog snit search engine
Bing and Yandex is already better than Google search, but no one's going to stop using Google that isn't a turbosperg. Chrome owns the default market.

[Anonymous No.57617252]

>>57617141
Sounds like a good fucking day for a degenerate like myself to scoop some Google. My feeling is is that
>Google search has already been ass for a while
>Nobody cares
Like their revenue is well split up by now. They're selling server space, they're selling customer data, they're running YouTube and gmail and so forth, running ads on everything, they've got physical devices in retail markets, etc. Search may be their flagship product, but I can't imagine it's that significant in reality. A fucking 3% dip? Why the fuck wouldn't I counterslurp?

[Anonymous No.57617254]

>tfw havent been selling my goog equity grants as soon as i get them
fuck this dogshit stock

[Anonymous No.57617268]

so uhh what's the best earnings play between DKNG, DASH and ROKU?

[Anonymous No.57617273]

>>57617246
"Sell the news" follows an initial pump, anon.

[Anonymous No.57617277]

its Not just a crash, its a SuperCrash of Love

[Anonymous No.57617276]

>>57617252
having your finger in that many pots is not a good thing

[Anonymous No.57617287]

>>57617252
because they have only 1 product that is being threatened by meta, amzn, aapl, msft, and now openai. they could still beat all of them and come out ahead but not with this dud of a ceo who hasnt come up with anything new in ages.

[Anonymous No.57617295]

SMCI sold half at 950.

[Anonymous No.57617307]

>>57617287
They'd never replace him with someone actually effective (a White man). In fact his replacement would probably be a woman, so I am a Sundar supporter. It's not like he's incompetent, he's just boring and cowardly.

[Anonymous No.57617316]

getting heemed on SOUN, thank god its payday today lmao

[Anonymous No.57617317]

>>57617160
>>57617160
>>57617160
>>57617160
>>57617160
>>57617160
I'm listening anons

[Anonymous No.57617320]

>>57617307
>he's just boring and cowardly.
a true assessment but id say he isnt very good at coming up with growth ideas. but then again google hasnt come up with anything that worked for years now even before him. so not a new problem for them.

[Anonymous No.57617331]

>>57617295
CONGRATS! YOU DID THE ONE THING NO /SMG/ BRAT COULD DO! SELL FOR A PROFIT! GO TRERAT YOURSELF BY PAYING UP YOUR QUARTERLY BILLS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57617333]

>>57617317
VT

[Anonymous No.57617336]

>>57617317
CORT
O
R
T

[Anonymous No.57617337]

>>57617316
I got heemed too. Down 12% on my trade and you?

[Anonymous No.57617345]

>>57617317
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57617348]

>buy 100 cwsff a long time ago
>miss my chance to profit, holding bag now
>forget about it for several years
>now have 6 stocks of cwsfd for the same low price
Amazing, I should have been paying attention. I could have at least gotten my money back and sold those 6 stocks for $20

[Anonymous No.57617349]

>>57617317
Brap gas is at all time lows

[Anonymous No.57617353]

>>57617317
ACIC would be responsible
CAPT is more exciting
I disagree with people here and think SOUN is actually a half decent company.
If you want another macro bet buy 3-4 month puts on regional banks (just double check the IV first.)

[Anonymous No.57617354]

>>57617317
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57617356]

>>57617337
>>57617316
>buying a flagpole pump
i mean now sure what you thought would happen.

[Anonymous No.57617367]

>>57617349
It might go negative.

[Anonymous No.57617370]

>>57617331
>literally me
I could have made like 10-20k in the last couple weeks if I would just sell.

[Anonymous No.57617380]

>>57617307
What markets? They're in every type of entertainment aside from gaming (which I think is a shrinking market anyway), they have a cloud market, they own search, they're the default OS of every non apple phone, they own maps, and they have data on basically every human on the planet. Do you want them to make a fucking ice cream or diapers or something? They should just fire half their employees and switch to being a divy stock if anything.

[Anonymous No.57617391]

Looking for 501 before I sell. All runners atm though. Nice day.

[Anonymous No.57617392]

>>57617370
stop being a greedy piggy. All of you need to start setting stop losses to ensure you don't lose percentage gains. i.e.
>you make 10% gains; 8% stop loss
>15%; 10%
>25%; 20%
>100%; 60%
etc. It pains me that our economy might actually be so much stronger if people just took their winnings and paid their bills.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57617394]

Why don't they just merge NVDA, SMCI, and AMD into a new company called Super Advanced Micro Computer Device Video?

[Anonymous No.57617405]

>>57617394
Of course you would suggest to create a monopoly; fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.57617406]

>This Cisco recovery

[Anonymous No.57617416]

>>57617394
this is a great idea and perhaps will get us to cyberpunk much faster

[Anonymous No.57617420]

>>57617392
Yeah I should, problem is this violent crabbing wipes out stop losses easily.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57617427]

>>57617405
Wait Super Advanced Micro Device Computer Video sounds better, and they wouldn't be a monopoly, you could still by IBM, HP and APPL

[Anonymous No.57617429]

>>57617367
How could natgas go negative? Outside of some futures anomaly due to a cataclysmic event like we saw with oil during covid

[Anonymous No.57617432]

is this the power of ai?

[Anonymous No.57617433]

I need SMCI at 955

[Anonymous No.57617434]

>>57617420
That is okay. you made gains. just take the original principle and re enter on any red day. It's not about the dollar amount gained on the stock; it is about the percentage gained on the principle.

[Anonymous No.57617438]

>>57617429
Semitism

[Anonymous No.57617440]

>NVDA
Recently, haven't you noticed that every time nvda pumps, a big red candle comes out of nowhere and ruins the momentum?

[Anonymous No.57617450]

>>57617406
It's very annoying
I never got a chance to sell my put and now it's losing money

[Anonymous No.57617465]

>>57617450
WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING!!!! SELL YOUR GAINS AND RE ENTER THE MARKET AT A LATER DATE IN ANOTHER INDUSTRY?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

[Anonymous No.57617470]

>>57617432
looks like a failed ms word "mail merge", which has been around forever.

[Anonymous No.57617472]

>>57617440
I sold right before then and slurped the candle

[Anonymous No.57617475]

>>57617450
Buy CORT

[Anonymous No.57617476]

>>57617380
>They should just fire half their employees and switch to being a divy stock if anything.
this desu

[Anonymous No.57617477]

>>57617440
It's almost like smart people are selling this retarded unsustainable rally

[Anonymous No.57617485]

>TSLA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57617486]

>I got paid to bake
>>57617479
>>57617479

[Anonymous No.57617492]

>>57617470
I dunno, I get shitty spam mail like all day long. I'm convinced outlooks block does fuck all.

[Anonymous No.57617529]

>>57617075
Good. Google is run by SJW progressive faggots. The sooner they crash and burn the better.

[Anonymous No.57617540]

>>57617477
Only midwits do that, real smart people encourage the unwashed masses to keep buying until the bubble can’t stop itself from bursting in which they sell

[Anonymous No.57617545]

>>57617440
earnings is in 4 business days.buy your puts now.
and your calls day of.
AI is a featherless biped

[Anonymous No.57617648]

>>57617545
kek at that image

[Anonymous No.57617666]

>>57617545
Diogenes was an asshole.

[Anonymous No.57617876]

I need a little smci pumpy wumpy to 970