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What the actual fuck is going on.

>> No.57615611

>>57615543
>What the actual fuck is going on.
My cock is flaccid and has been for years. I cant fucking get it up. I thought my wallet going up will help but no cigar. I haven't coomed in 5 fucking years. I went to doctors and took viagra. Nope. I am sad as fuck.

Sorry just wanted to rant.

>> No.57615623

>>57615611
Have you considered becoming a girl and cumming from your bussy?mvak0

>> No.57615664

>>57615611
Mine is also flaccid most of my life. But I get it erect anytime I want and always have morning wood
But if you compare flaccid vs non flaccid time it's almost a statistical error if we are only ones being compared. If we are being compared to rest of the male pop then yeah, sucks to have your problem
Maybe you will live longer or something

>> No.57615678

>>57615611
medicine really didn’t work? shit i hope everything is okay down there. and yeah, like other guy said, if you embrace it you will prolly live longer and make more money because you aren’t wasting it chasing roasties

>> No.57615683

>>57615611
How old are you? Do you exercise 3x times a week? Sleep well? Drink plenty of water?

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>>57615611
>>57615664
Protip for the impotent among us: you can actually jerk off while flaccid. You basically just keep mashing it repeatedly until you nut. Feels weird jizzing that way, but it works. Thank you for attending my TED talk.

>> No.57615714

>>57615611
>>57615664
Sexy little limp clitty

>> No.57615719

>>57615710
i did this once as an experiment and it was very unpleasant

>> No.57615722

>>57615710
>>57615714
I said that I get it up anytime. But I'm flaccid most of the time because nobody is erect 24h a day.

>> No.57615784

>>57615611
>>57615710
How about massaging your prostate? Prostate orgasm would be better for your situation ig

>> No.57615800

>>57615722
Clitty cocklet sexy... mmm yummu

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