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Will you teach your kids how to invest?

>> No.57613112

>>57613105
I won't have children.

>> No.57613115

>>57613105
S3XY

>> No.57613123

yea got one in the oven right now, going to grow up and not see me go to work even once so I'm not sure how I'll ever instill some serious work ethic in it

>> No.57613136

>>57613123
Show them how you work on your personal projects and goals.

>> No.57613186

>>57613123
you're gonna have a family without having a job? how

>> No.57613303

not producing any more wageslaves for this world

>> No.57613310

>>57613303
Based

>> No.57613330

>>57613186
DINK for 12 years in extremely low cola and invested roughly 70-80% of our income in that timeframe

>> No.57613413

>>57613330
what kind of woman commits to a guy who doesn't plan to work for the rest of his life???

>> No.57614156

>>57613105
Dressing as a clown should become the new emo.

>> No.57614392

>>57613105
Only if I become rich as fuck and have something to leave them. If I bring a child into this world they are not going to be a fucking wage slave.

>> No.57614473
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>>57613105

Yes.

I had to teach myself. I wish I would've had someone rescuing me how to incest at 18 years old, but I didn't start until I was 24.

I offered to teach my niece how, but she hasn't shown interest sadly.

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>>57614473

*teaching me how to invest

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>>57613105
No shit. They'll be millionaires before becoming teenagers
America is retarded. For instance a valedictorian is only qualified for minimum wage. That's retarded as shit. This system leads lambs to slaughter.

It's up to the PARENTS to teach their kids useful shit to make money. DON'T really on the system/government because those things are designed to keep the masses poor

>> No.57614496

>>57613123
Work ethic is jewish propaganda anyways. Rich command the poors. Rich don't work hard besides a handful. That said I'd have a lid work a SHIT job just so they understand how badly it is to work. That way it will leave a bit of PTSD to the point where they'll never risk money in a super degenerate way in order to avoid the fate of a wagie bitch

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I dunno bro, it will be hard to explain to my kids how their daddy turned into a millionaire buying some shit cryptocurrency called $TROLL and troll'd all over the country

>> No.57614985

>>57613105
If someone had taught me how to invest i would be worth 100 million by now, so yes. Kids need to know about divorce, taxes, how to get a lawyer and how to invest, not french poetry from the 18th century ffs.

>> No.57614997

>>57614985
Seriously, k-12 is fucking retarded outside of elementary school. What a stupid ass system

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>>57614997
seriously you know what's retarded these stupid ass systems i make my wife my girlfriend and my money works for me i make millions sitting in honey badger erc tokens (ticker $hoba) your kids don't need basic ass school because money is easy i made 3 million yesterday just by buying honey badger tokens while my wife's boyfriend gave me brain i don't need no bullshit school i use my wife's boyfriends mouth

>> No.57615033

>>57614965
bruhhh tf?
my dad became millionaire by being a hitman, your shit is way lesser than that

>> No.57615035

>>57614965
at least daddy was buying something profitable instead of selling drugs like me :D

>> No.57615414

>>57614965
Just don't. It's going to be a wild goose chase for them when they grow up.

>> No.57615608

>>57614496
>Work ethic is jewish propaganda anyways.
If anything that's a christian value retard

>> No.57615788

>>57613105
There's something really fucking hot about this picture
I want to nut all over her face

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>>57615788
I was about to post exactly this. I'd fuck her face and cum buckets all over it (the kind of eyaculation that being so abundant doesn't allow her to open her eyelids properly) I'm a coulrophilic bastard

>> No.57615977

>>57615822
>her
It's Indigo White, FTM tranny now

>> No.57616028

>>57613105
Yes

My parents didn't really teach me anything and I don't want to make the same mistake.

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>>57615977
fuggg my peepee is in a big question mark shape erected now

>> No.57616082

>>57616046
She/he deleted her pornhub so I don't know if it still looks like a woman.