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>> No.57610521
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>he baked

>> No.57610523
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>> No.57610528

Also let's have a moment of silence for CSCO earnings anon.


>> No.57610535

you could have just not

>> No.57610539

I bet it was baggie

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>> No.57610556

Maybe you see some relation between the bat in the picture and his gook wife, but no, I'm thankfully not baggie

>> No.57610559
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>Valentine's Day on /smg/

>> No.57610576
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Sold another Tranche of MARA and CLSK today. Will just chill out while everyone tries to front run Friday's Monthly Op Ex and next wednesday's FOMC meeting minutes and NVDA's earnings.

And remember: Amerimutt's President's day market close on monday.

CSCO is a dawg. Lost the initiative to ANET, TWLO, and ZM.

>> No.57610577
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Nah Baggie has to be a fag and not use links and spam his attention whore name everywhere.

>> No.57610580

Institutions are dumping CSCO and buying PLTR

>> No.57610582
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SOUN chads WTFWT? $20 eow?

>> No.57610587
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>he baked

>> No.57610600
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AI perpetual money printing machine continues...

>> No.57610602

I’m gonna slurp the fuck out of csco tomorrow holy shit

>> No.57610605

I will join him in a few weeks. We’re not dipping below the aTL I posted earlier today for very long.

>> No.57610607
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My boomer aunt just told me she is taking her tax free savings account and dumping it into the bitcoin etf.

What should I say to her?

>> No.57610609
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I didn't get you your insider trading info before the last thread slid into oblivion. Here it is. Long story short, RXTX insiders are acquiring or exercising options to buy a *lot* of stock.

>> No.57610625

So... buy?

>> No.57610626
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I just started my taxes and this came on shuffle lmao:

>> No.57610635
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Though that form 144 shows Michael Secorra steadily selling stock off, all the rest look like this.

>> No.57610646

I got 3M and I'm down 3k € or 37% on this piece of shit company. Only ting that goes up is number of lawsuits they are in
Luckily TSMC is 45% up so that covers it

I bought 200 share options of BABA at strike price of 79$, I bought 300 share options of PayPal at strike price of 65$. Both ending in 11 months. I hope this works. I have more BABA but in 370 shares and Im down 0.6%.

I hope everyone that talks crypto here just accidentally kills his family and hangs himself in jail

>> No.57610654
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That wasn't me, but I saw your posts.

FYI, use this website.


>> No.57610663
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They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

>> No.57610669

Just ask her if she can explain what either a bitcoin or an ETF are

>> No.57610670
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Dunno. Their earnings suck and their cash flow sucks, and their ratings are mixed/negative. All we know for sure is their revenues are improving and they just caught Nvidia's eye, and a lot of their officers are loading up on Class A common stock.

>> No.57610680
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>you put our life savings into SMCI and made how much!?

>> No.57610684
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I bought one single otm put on CSCO yesterday and it seems like it will make money
Is Gary Gensler going to come after me for insider trading?
How can I prove I didn't insider trade
I just looked at the ewhispers calendar and picked CSCO to bet against
Will that hold up in court?

>> No.57610693

Underrated out of their discography

>> No.57610695

Damn that’s good

>> No.57610703

You did good fren.
I wish SPY would dump but instead it's a gay nigger market.

>> No.57610721

I might make $100 on the put
That won't be enough to cover 15 minutes of legal defense

>> No.57610723

I like insider trading….like to be apart of it someday

>> No.57610726

why would nvidia own some of this though? what do they even do?

>> No.57610735

tell it to the judge scumbag

>> No.57610750
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I had fun shitposting with you about it. Nice bet kid.

>> No.57610757

150 shares in Cisco…

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>> No.57610781

150 cans of Crisco...

>> No.57610784

KTOS rules, LMT drools

>> No.57610785
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Have a fuckton of bitfarms, bought 20 Googl and SOXL calls, $25k cash - what do I buy?

>> No.57610787

we are all slurping this csco dip tomorrow right? Holy guacamole

>> No.57610800
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Good for you anon.

>> No.57610801

NVDA calls before earnings lads

>> No.57610808
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whats the best scam to invest in these days?

>> No.57610813

No. Cisco sucks. So does AMD. I do not understand why /biz/ is so enamored of these middle-of-the-road firms with shit financial performance.

>> No.57610818
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Jan 25 60

>> No.57610822
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Waiting 60 seconds to make a post is starting to make me a little silly.

>> No.57610824

Ive never fucked anyone

>> No.57610828
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Nvidia making long term bets, hint for what to invest in.

>> No.57610829

I tried to tell ya about SOUN unfortunately my average was 3$ so I didn't even make much

>> No.57610830
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I slurped Amd today

>> No.57610834

/biz/ has a lot of sell side news.

>> No.57610840
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so ai developed biotech? oh yeah we getting those meme words now for sure.

>> No.57610844

He was the one posting about how csco has to go up because nvidia went up because csco was big 25 years ago.

>> No.57610845

Enjoy your pos intel, bubba

>> No.57610858

No. I'm buying puts.

>> No.57610867

to be fair, they have been using significantly involved computational methods to design macromolecules for like 15-20 years now

>> No.57610871

Grease is the word

>> No.57610876

What are the financial implications of the leaked Bob Iger video?

>> No.57610885

Will the bio-mutants fight or join the robots as some sort of super advanced organism?

Will it become a giant wetware network superintellingence?

>> No.57610891

>Post-Eisner Disney
Short it to hell.

>> No.57610897

do you fall for crypto scams on twitter too?

>> No.57610902
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Hope you like prison anon. I'm thinking 30-40 YEARS for scum like you!

>> No.57610904

Wait, wait. What? Sauce, links, cites.

>> No.57610906

what video?

>> No.57610918
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>Only ting that goes up is number of lawsuits they are in

No but seriously at least your BABA will be fine.

>> No.57610940

yeah i think that big schrondinger or whatever ipo a few years ago was big because of that stuff.

>> No.57610948

>I hope everyone that talks crypto here just accidentally kills his family and hangs himself in jail
Based. You just talked about it though, so good luck with that.

>> No.57610952

As a BOIL holder I'm financially ruined.
I guess NATGAS is just gonna be free.

>> No.57610959

Did you guys see the leaked video of Elon Musk taking over Warner Bros?

>> No.57610963

Don't you guys follow the price of the actual fucking commodities you are betting on? I'm a traditional buy & hold guy and even I know that's a rotten bet right now. Holy fucking shitfuck, anon.

>> No.57610966

Why did you hold so long. Anyone with half a brain would have sold that shit years ago.

>> No.57610995

Is she White?

>> No.57610996

Just buy MSFT and NVDA.
Everyone is gonna live in an AI Metaverse pod with a tube up their ass.

>> No.57611006

Japan GDP SA (Q/Q) Q4 P: -0.1% (est 0.2%; prev -0.7%; prevR -0.8%)
- GDP Annualised SA (Q/Q): -0.4% (est 1.1%; prev -2.9%; prevR -3.3%)
- GDP Nominal SA (Q/Q): 0.3% (est 0.8%; prev 0.0%; prevR -0.1%)
- GDP Deflator (Y/Y): 3.8% (est 4.0%; prev 5.3%; prevR 5.2%)

Lmao they will not hike in 10 years

>> No.57611017
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>> No.57611019

japanese people will not exist in 50 years

>> No.57611038

the funny thing is that AI doesnt even work because it doesnt even exist
its kind of hilarious and the stupidest bubble of all time

>> No.57611047
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Where's the bottom on corn?

>> No.57611048

damn you sound smart

>> No.57611058
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hehe poop

>> No.57611068

Some sick bastards are selling gas that naturally comes out of the ground. But the moment you buy it, it'll just disappear into the atmosphere!

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>> No.57611072

Neither will you in 100

>> No.57611082

Corn oil onions wheat onions oil rice nat gas. Idk but when you find the bottom on one it’ll prbly be the bottom for most

>> No.57611083
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Another day. Took cat to the vet for post eye removal checkup. Said "looks good but here's some anti bacterial drops for his other eye; bring him back next week for another checkup". Said drops cost $62.. Which hey if it keeps his good eye healthy I don't mind it. Sent my taxes off; fat refund should land in 2 weeks. KO''s ex divvy day is 3-16. As it happens I can bag KO shares on the 15th without the pesky wash rule getting in my way. What? You didn't think I was really gonna forsake my KO shares did you?

>> No.57611089

Apparently you can hedge your cat medical expenses with ELAN.

>> No.57611107
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WOW great job. That means nat gas is bottoming.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57611126

>says this shit
>explains nothing
god damnit... Guess iger is mad about "activist investors" though

>> No.57611127

vets are scam artists lmao.

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>> No.57611195

stfu you are the no natgas niggers faggot

>> No.57611198

By how much are this fuckers beating earnings next week to announce new investiments each week?

>> No.57611217
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Bullish or bearish?

>> No.57611228
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It’s going to be worse than 1929+2008 when this bubble pops.

>> No.57611229

I agree with him. Biden will put the country out of its misery faster.

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>> No.57611268

That's like Nvidia funding their own customers. What a circle jerk. Who would do that if you had customers?

>> No.57611270

I agree with him. Biden is a spineless cuck that allows american soldiers to die and does nothing.

>> No.57611278

kek, Trump getting slapped around like a bitch on all fronts.

>> No.57611280
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It's good to be a SOXL owner

>> No.57611293

Bro same.

>> No.57611303

Maybe they shouldn't be on the other side of the world

>> No.57611313

based retard

>> No.57611316

Will my money market fund be safe?

>> No.57611320
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>> No.57611322

I'm gonna make it

>> No.57611326

Maybe every non NATO country should be forcefully disarmed and forced to comply to liberal rule of law.

>> No.57611336
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>High IQs survive stock market crashes through smart investment strategies
>Low IQs survive stock market crashes by being too stupid to enter the market
>Midwit IQs get fucked during market crashes

Are you a midwit /biz/?

>> No.57611354

>October 6 2023
The S&P 500 went up 20% since that British fuckwit said that

>> No.57611355

>decision paralysis yesterday
>didn't sell anything
>up past where I was 2 days ago end of today
nice, retardation is the best strategy and the only true dumb money is money that tries to think

>> No.57611358

bullish. Because uncle joe will keep oil price high.

>> No.57611365
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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.57611391
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Hello my fellow $MCD bag holders, have you tried the new McPoo?

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>> No.57611404

i think i wanna join a cult

>> No.57611412

>its going to be worse
No shit? As the decades go by and our countries wealth increases, the crashes will be more significant. This is basic stuff guys.

>> No.57611423

Friendly reminder that the king of England is limp dicked.

>> No.57611440

I recently met some dudes from Ramtha’s School of Enlightenment. Seems like a neat cult. I like what the leader has to say about jews and the holocaust (its on the wikipedia page as a smear tactic but that only makes the cult more appealing to me)

>> No.57611471

let's see how hard you get at 80-something

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>> No.57611501

Is it a good idea to get into bitf now?

>> No.57611502

He already did his royal duty of producing princes.
You will just have to look for a hard cock elsewhere

>> No.57611510

he is saying we need to spread jewish gay influence across the blue planet

>> No.57611523

hard to say. btc should still have a ways to go, but I would expect to see a pullback after the last few days. if you did I would average in.

>> No.57611531

>btc should still have a ways to go
Based off of what?

>> No.57611534

Why does Canada have some of the worst scam shit stocks I ever see?

>> No.57611548

i see ath this year but leaning towards Q4. so i bought in for that. i went with fbtc though at like 38 i think.

>> No.57611551

halvening and regression. it's technically still a value buy right now.

>> No.57611562

its 50% jeet, scams are the law of the land now

>> No.57611566
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Why did the Federal Reserve choose to pop the 2000 tech bubble but not the 2024 tech bubble?

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>> No.57611584

You guys did slurp BOIL calls at the end of the day today right?

>> No.57611588

I hope that shooting at the parade was not the Russian space nuke .

>> No.57611605
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I wish the whole nuclear Armageddon thing would hurry up

>> No.57611609

50% jeet and the rest are mining stocks which have always been scammy.

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>> No.57611612

We need to send money to Israel RIGHT NOW

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>> No.57611619

lol, are they going to kill me with ruptly.tv shit?

>> No.57611620
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>Such a weapon could pose a major danger to U.S. satellites that transmit billions of bytes of data each hour.
>U.S. satellites that transmit billions of bytes of data each hour.
>billions of bytes
>each hour
Are they really going to start WW3 over losing their dial-up internet?

>> No.57611623

Who fucking cares?

>> No.57611624

I’m even more bullish on LLAP and RKLB now. Also we do have a way of countering such a weapon, its called building 1000x more satellites than they can build bombs. Oh boo hoo nigga you blew up a few of them, who cares

>> No.57611636

I used to watch the USGS landsat livestream on my spare monitor at work. It was usually doing Europe/Africa at that time.

>> No.57611639
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buy LLAP

>> No.57611640

if europe lags behind the US in tech, why do you think a frozen shithole that imports North Korean and Iranian weapons and ammo would be a threat? Even the indians won´t buy them weapons anymore.

>> No.57611645

schizo ramblings

>> No.57611646

it's fud

>> No.57611667
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I got sneeded hard this week bros. Was loaded up on SPY puts on Monday with a Wednesday expiration. Got shaken out of those for very small profit because of the morning pump had me convinced that cpi was coming in cool. So I switched and loaded up on calls instead on Monday afternoon. Think they were down 10% at 4pm Monday. Woke up to a 87% loss at market open Tuesday and I locked in the loss immediately. Then I revenge traded and bought more calls on Tuesday hoping for a bounce that didn't happen and i ended up just locking in the loss because I realized I shouldn't have opened the trade to begin with. Had I held those till today I would have made back most of my Tuesday loss. Ended up giving back all my hard fought gains for the year and now I'm back to even YTD. Now I need to battle back the right way.

>> No.57611699
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Remember back when each new day didn't feel materially worse than the last?

>> No.57611704

Why aren’t you all in on SMCI anon?

>> No.57611735

Because I'm selling all my SMCI tomorrow.

>> No.57611756

I 2x’d since I bought, so I sold half of it today and will hold it until 5k/share

>> No.57611785
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Can someone do TA on this chart?

>> No.57611816

It broke above the previous channel and is now trading above all relevant moving averages.

>> No.57611817

>Bought Mara calls a couple days ago
I feel like I won, why is no one talking about this. Garunteed to explode, and its price is much lower than last time btc was this high.

>> No.57611841
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Why, pray tell? It's already up another several per cent in aftermarket trading. And they are one of Nvidia's anointed, and can only go up with them.

>> No.57611874

Now that the Chinese markets have bottomed I will not tolerate anyone referring to the Chinese people as slants, slopes, gooks, zipperheads, yellows, celestials, Chinamen, coolies, bat eaters, ching chongs, or orientals.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. I hope we can continue to have a peaceful and tolerant community here in /smg/.

>> No.57611881

I'd rather the bird in my hand than 2 in the bush.

>> No.57611893
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Welllllll every once in a while you come across a... peculiar kind of money market fund.


>> No.57611895

Is nip nong still okay?

>> No.57611903
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Will AMAT go up or down after tomorrows earnings report?

>> No.57611904

Only until the Hang Sang reclaims 16500.

>> No.57611911
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YINN finna blow

>> No.57611917

My calls are already over 100%

>> No.57611924

If you're planning to hold spot long term, and don't mind a bit of ETH exposure, consider https://bitwiseinvestments.com/crypto-funds/bitw

You're talking a "GBTC last year"-tier discount to NAV.

>> No.57611927

as long as companies have golden shares, they are un-investable.

>> No.57611931

What're you holding that recovered extra well?

>> No.57611948

Sailer's Law: If there are more wounded than killed, the mass shooting is just scholars and youths being scholars and youths.

>> No.57611956
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>If a fund's NAV drops below $1.00, it is said that the fund "broke the buck".
Wtf I hate Klaus Schwab now. My SWVXX isn't buck breaking

>> No.57611960

Wtf is super micro computer

>> No.57611965
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What is your end game? What material things do you want with all your future wealth? What else are you doing to get ahead?

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>> No.57611977

I couldn't decide so I went with a strangle on it. I don't see it staying flat in this market.
I want 14 aryan children

>> No.57611982

It is a Chinese scam that I am making money hand over fist with

>> No.57611983

dont ask, just sink 20k in and ride the wave

>> No.57611987
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Check back Sunday night.

>> No.57612001

might go for it then.

>> No.57612034
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So should i withdraw and keep physical cash and PM's under the mattress?

>> No.57612038

Csco cheapies tomorrow

>> No.57612051

Check ur pm

>> No.57612077
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for future reference, if i hit it big with stocks, should i tell my girlfriend?

>> No.57612082
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Just saw that my broker charged me the US fee for my dividends gains, and my country can do nothing about it because it signed a double taxation treaty with Bill Clinton in the 90´s.

>> No.57612084

tell no one, trust me, no good will come from it.

>> No.57612099

no shit

>> No.57612101
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>Market buys BOIL and UNG

>> No.57612111

No. You never talk money outside immediate family. Ever.

>> No.57612121
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Why do you expect it to go up?

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So, you´re telling me that if I get married I pay less 5% taxes?

>> No.57612148

im telling you to look up taxes before you buy foreign dividends

>> No.57612164

my 40% cash position is making me feel physically ill

>> No.57612168

>Go long STEM and TSLA yesterday
>Up about $40
>Short EURNZD and make $6
>Do pairs trade on gold/silver and shit the bed, back to where I started
It's how things go I suppose
At least I'm at the point where I can almost be breakeven instead of just beclowning myself every trade

>> No.57612185


I bought those shares despite of it´s dividends

>> No.57612186

You're doing fine.

>> No.57612220

Me selling the bottom and still being down 40% and still being to shell shocked to buy anything really really hurts

>> No.57612251

What are the finnancial pros and cons of getting a wife? It seems cheaper than living alone and get´s you tax deductions, but you have to do stuff with them that leads to you losing money, and it seems to me the more they earn the more the just spend.

>> No.57612283

mpw up 5.7%, kruz up 1.3% which is alright for an etf, iwmy hitting its normal upward cycle again

>> No.57612290

Women are very expensive

>> No.57612300

Your choice is either lose all your money or be put on a watchlist for starting a bankrun. Up to you.

>> No.57612305

So that´s why you get tax deductions?

>> No.57612306

plus amd +4%

>> No.57612318
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Isn't MPW a dumpster fire? AMD's got a solid technical setup though IIRC. Good job.

>> No.57612334

I would like being on a watch list during a bank run.

>> No.57612342

go for the low hanging fruit. ideally one with a stable job and already owns a house or lives with her parents, someone who thinks Subway is a good meal and is too tired after cleaning to want to go out

the trophy wives or anyone with a social media presence will be a net negative

>> No.57612346

Biz I'm sorry. I'm gonna kill myself, I got 10k debt and am never going to make it. I love you guys, I hope you make it in this life and don't fail where I failed

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>It seems cheaper than living alone and get´s you tax deductions
Meh. Unless she also makes a fuck load of money like you then it's a very small gain. ~2% pt less taxes and [1] deduction point.

>> No.57612353

>I got 10k debt
thats fucking nothing

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i am salty that NVDA is outperforming my penny stock that sells AI dashcams

shouldnt smaller cap companies have higher potential for growth? when is my pennyscam going to get its +1000% pump and dump

>> No.57612371

You can turn that around in 10 months or less.

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I think the nvidia bubble and this coming bitcoin bullrun will accelerate the collapse of many well known companies on the stock market
>FAGMAN gets pushed down in favor of nvidia
>we see a FAGMAN downgrade to large cap, probably google
>dividend classics like MMM lose enough liquidity to prompt them to dropping dividends
>CRE default crisis triggers several more regional banks shutting down
>crash worsens more then it should
>FED lowers rates
>new wave of trash tech startups where none go anywhere
>somewhat promising small caps of past years get buried in too much debt and fail
>a new bullrun fails to materialize, US economy worsens, isolationism and industrial society starts to end for real

>> No.57612403

that just seems impossible nowadays

what about a Las Vegas type marriage? can´t you just marry somebody from craigslist with a prenup and never have to see him or her again?

imagine killing yourself over 10k

>> No.57612419

'ate taxes, simple as.

>> No.57612420

See >>57612403
I save 5k a year. That's 2 years of wages and probably 1/30th of your life. Be a wagie and move on

>> No.57612422

My credit is ruined. I make 35k a year pre tax. No education, no family, 30 years old I work a dead end job which the only saving grace is the prospect of a pension 30 years from now

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I remember the days when 5 figs was a lot of money

>> No.57612429

Stonks only go down.

>> No.57612432

>Isn't MPW a dumpster fire?
they are at risk of losing 20% revenue, but they've already locked in low interest rates. they're a dumpster fire if you bought at $15, they're a tragedy if you bought between $5 and $15, and they're totally fine if you bought at $3

>> No.57612449

Just don't pay lmao

Declare you're broke or whatever.

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>> No.57612466

>what about a Las Vegas type marriage
You may be onto something Anon. If you can find yourself a woman who won't EVER call you back as your baby momma, you could get that sweet sweet tax reduction, you are risking half your wealth tho. Maybe if you pick up a really really fucking retarded woman from a clinic or a vegetable from St. Peter's Hospital.

>> No.57612476

Imagine being sad over not being poor.

>> No.57612494

even as a poorfag, all it takes is riding 1 bullrun to get a hefty case
in 2018 i went back to school to get out of a deadend job (im 30 now) and with CERB covid handout cheques i just road the bullrun in 2020 to get out of a negative networth, and also going back to school to get out of a deadend job since i had no connections or any idea of how to get out of a 35k deadend job without buying it with a degree

i still have loans of $28k on my car, and $25k in student loans but only because they're low interest

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it is all inflation though

>> No.57612504

Why would I move on when I have a legal way of getting more out of my work?

Couldn´t it just be some random bro? You don´t even have to do gay stuff if you think about it.

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>> No.57612515

I was told You need 15k to declare bankruptcy

>> No.57612524

Borrow another 5k retard

>> No.57612529
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>FED in panic of rising inflation after dropping rates after the CRE default raises rates again
>inflation is still too high as supply chains were hammered from AI bubble draining liquidity from lower parts of supply chain, expertise gone, energy prices gone up
>utilities start disbanding, needed funds that were meant for upgrades went to wework 2.0 in the 6 year mini new wave of tech scams
>regions in america lose power, cheap utilities, chain global companies like MCD SBUX TGT WMT DG start slipping worse, cut their divdends as they lose locations to globalism ending
>stock market hollows out more, trade slows down more, once big tech companies have been broken down into smaller companies, data centers in less secure areas are broken into and equipment taken, similar to fall of rome and sacking of rome

>> No.57612542

I literally cannot get approved for any loans because of poor credit, I've tried.

>> No.57612560

>i still have loans of $28k on my car
doesn't matter, what's your equity?

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i paid 3 months of a 36-month term so far so basically no equity lol

no i wont pay it off since interest is only 4%

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I need to turn $2k into $20k to pay off a student loan, any ticker suggestions?

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8-1 this earnings season ain’t so bad. CSCO turned out to be the Lesnar to my Undertaker right down to taking a piss on my head.

>> No.57612585

soun i guess.

>> No.57612592

I'm 2-1 this week. Won on KO and CSCO, lost on KHC

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>> No.57612603

Someone said options on LETFs don't actually multiply leverage (so a .5 delta call on a 3x ETF doesn't get me 15x leverage? (intraday obviously)) This seems incorrect to me but maybe I'm missing something?

>> No.57612617

interest will get you there eventually

You also most likely overestimate their ability to collect

A porcentage not paying their debt is already taken into account in any kind of loan system, even if you want to pay eventually, you either can negotiate pennies on the dollar or they will sell your debt to someone else for the same effect, since for them, that's better than nothing.

Who do you owe money to?

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Nice. In November the 5 year 3% APR loan on my truck will be fully paid off. I'm keeping this bitch for at least 10 years.

>> No.57612627

Capital one and chase
It has already gone to collections

>> No.57612631

You weren’t wrong. Just early my dude

>> No.57612633

What in its financials or outlook justifies a $1 or $2 price, anon? Give me a rundown of their earnings and financial situation, headlines they'll grab, all that shit.

>> No.57612636

>8-1 this earnings season ain’t so bad
Ain't so bad? That's insane. What were your 8 winners?

>> No.57612640

ignore it and tell them to fuck off. imagine killing yourself over a bank

>> No.57612641

>Couldn´t it just be some random bro? You don´t even have to do gay stuff if you think about it.
Wasn't this the plot of some movie? I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry or something?

>> No.57612653

Yes, but you're forgetting how President Harris will coordinate the response to the crisis.

>> No.57612654

Thanks anon, what’s your price target? Looks like it spiked in after hours. What’s a good entry point?

>> No.57612657

You'll probably be able to snag a 10x on well-timed SMCI or NVDA poots.

>> No.57612661

It would seem so.

>> No.57612665

WM FAST BAH LLY CI ADSK LRCX all beat and I’m counting CRWD as a beat early

>> No.57612671

You need to include the option's price when calculating leverage, not just the delta and the underlying ticker's price.

>> No.57612674

i forgot to sell my MSS at 1.80 the other day and notice its still trending ok, do I dare hold for 10?

>> No.57612678

Literally ignore them, or if you want to pay negotiate, but I don't think they can do much of anything if you don't pay, you'll just be unable to get another loan, which considering your financial situation, you shouldn't get one in the first place.

>> No.57612685

I kneel.

>> No.57612690

You know, people call the Hang Seng a chink scam but I think MSS actually is a literal chink scam.

Sell half after being up 100% so you can let the rest ride is the standard move here.

>> No.57612697

>Japan now in a recession
Buy it all. Today.

>> No.57612705

Anyone know why BTC miners are still far from ATH?
>BTC -20%
>most miners -50%-60%

>> No.57612712

I mean you can make triple that on the rigs your first year, if you're a bit too soft for that then an apprenticeship in any of the trades will have you making 80k in a low cola absolutely no problem, failsafe truly. If you go electrician try to get into government work after a few yeas from your apprenticeship. you can get up to load dispatcher and make a cool 150k and build a pension the entire time you're working up to it. Alternatively you could start your own business and make huge money but that's a lotta risk brother best of luck man

>> No.57612717

its definitely some kind of scam, i keep getting investor notices about securities fraud litigation. im up like 90% so im just going to sell in the morning

>> No.57612723

Yeah this isn't Victorian era England. You're not going to prison (unless it's student loans.)

>> No.57612725

Did you end up getting a good job from going to school?

>> No.57612733
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no idea dude. i ignored the anons here shilling it. its a penny stock (basically under $5) so i avoided it but sounds like something big with nvidia going on with it. could be a wild gamble ride. id watch it like a hawk if you go in and dont hold long term necessarily.

>> No.57612750

This is your yearly tip to buy MELI, the Amazon of LATAM. Earnings next week.

>> No.57612759

It looks awesome to me. What don't you like about it?

>> No.57612773

>Couldn´t it just be some random bro? You don´t even have to do gay stuff if you think about it.
This guy is right, you just might have to live happily married to your bro for the rest of your lives, tell him you love him while staring into his eyes, grow old together and eventually die while laying in each other arms. It's not gay as long as you say no homo.

>> No.57612780

>90x P/E

>> No.57612785

How was its last earnings?

Because it had a huge dropoff earlier this year.

>> No.57612793

Funny watching all of the gold and silver people throwing in the towel, selling their miners and physical at the bottom and buying bitcoin. Bitcoin's upside is like what? 20% up from here for the year? And highly contingent on no correction happening in the general stock market, you know, the type of correction you typically getting for the first few months when the Fed finally is forced to cut rates.

Meanwhile, gold and silver miners could easily do a 4x to 5x in a few months. Druckenmiller just sold his AMZN, AVGO and GOOG and switched it over to buy GOLD and NEM. Smart money stealing from the weak hands.

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huge beat, I'm up around 35% in my position

>> No.57612799

Not buying them tomorrow morning. That’s all I know. The iv crush will be significant

>> No.57612803

Nobody actually checks up on you, this isn´t an Adam Sandler movie.

>> No.57612805

The entire population of latam is living in Denver and using Amazon now

>> No.57612807

i went from ~35k to 73k after getting licensed
it sounds more impressive in CAD (CAD$100K). Half of that raise went to lifestyle creep, other half into savings still trying to max out my TFSA

healthcare sucks tho, exempt from 1.5x overtime pay (at least my job pays by the minute so get paid over extra hours, unlike suckers in salary jobs who end up staying late), i have to do sat/sun shifts every 2 months, oncall duty every ~5 months or so (at least i get paid bonus just being oncall even if i get no calls)
i dont recommend it, i just got lucky since i ended up in basically an office deskjob healthcare job

im coming into work tomorrow 1 hour earlier so i can fix billing issues, braindead repetitive work but i like it since i just listen to music on the side
i sit all day at a computer lol

>> No.57612808

somehow when I take screenshots they look like shit sorry about that, but it's on Nasdaq.com

>> No.57612823

I hold both bitcoin and gold as part of the 5% hedge in my portfolio.
And yeah if you're speculating now is the time to sell gold, it should get a good pump later in the year/cycle.

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all my hopes and drems in this one ticker that ended up being outperformed by NVDA anyways

>> No.57612850

The fuck are you talking about

>> No.57612855

You mean get ready to buy gold? The time to sell gold and miners was a few weeks ago when it was at around $2080, in order to buy back on after the flush out occurring between now and mid march.

>> No.57612864

No you should wait until after July or so, I think we should see a dump.

>> No.57612870

A big crash is coming.
Donald Trump will have to be Herbert Hoover.

>> No.57612879

The iv crush on the calls on the btc miners that are up 20% since this morning and in some cases more will prbly have a massive iv crush in the morning and people with calls will unload on their 1000% gains since yesterday and the premiums will slowly dwindle even if the price is still up. That’s what the fuck I’m talking about. First time?

>> No.57612886

>its impossible to buy SOUN calls
why even live

>> No.57612939

By design they don't make money and a ton of buyers bought them because BTC ETFs didn't exist.

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What's the best entry strategy for SOUN? right at start of pre market?

>> No.57612963

>easily do a 4x to 5x
Yeah, maybe after a little more dropping. Similar setup in lithium.

>in a few months.
lol no

>> No.57612973

1) Some other fucker will always make more than you, on a better ticker, with options, with a larger portfolio, whatever.
2) If you find multiple good plays, and diversify across them, you don't have to feel that bad that one lagged or didn't pan out.

>> No.57613012

Possible I suppose. A dump that hard though, how much further can miners go?

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I'll look into it, I actually live in Arg, so I know the company, however in my local currency meli stock dropped to less than half it's value last month and continues to drop.

>> No.57613064

>Japanese economy crashing to fuck.
>Nipponese extinction event in three years
>Markets pumping.
I don't know dudes, this is the biggest red-pill on stocks I think I've ever seen.

>> No.57613066

That's probably because your meme president is unfucking your currency.

>> No.57613086

Thhe inflation was 20% last month and the peak was with this president.

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>be put on a watchlist
You mean I'm not already?

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is your bank running?
>you better go catch it

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>The president’s comments, a little more than two months after he took office, come as his plan to squelch soaring prices fell flat in Argentina’s opposition-controlled congress where the government failed to garner the necessary legislative support for its cornerstone reform bill.

>“The zero deficit is non-negotiable,” Milei said in his first interview after a trip abroad to Israel and Italy. “Cleaning up the central bank’s balance sheet is non-negotiable.”

>Milei said he withdrew his sweeping omnibus bill because he’d prefer no reform at all over implementing bad reforms.

>> No.57613131

Who is interested in Sofi

>> No.57613135

Grass is always greener. I've worked some crappy jobs out in the field for horrible pay. The point of college for most people is to get a decent salary working at a clean, air conditioned desk. Sounds like you found some success with that.

>> No.57613148

because there is usually a reason its below $5. it prob has very little revenue and based off this nvidia connection where we dont even know what that connection is for its up 40%. sketchy. but i will watch it and prob buy some soon.

>> No.57613199

Hola pavo, yo también onions argentino pero viviendo afuera. Por qué compraste la acción en pesos? No podés usar un broker de afuera? Yo usaba eToro

Igual, no entiendo como mierda puede haber bajado la acción en pesos si cada vez el peso se devalúa más? wtf?

>> No.57613201

I know about the law, but the law doesn't really fix the problems this country has, and can create others.

If he actually wanted even a slice of the big pie he could promote AI, cloud, etc by giving tax cuts to those fields to promote investment as well as pushing those careers in education.

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If this post gets 10 replies even though the threat is almost done, well get a10 to 20 percent correction from here

>> No.57613218

Nobody is going to invest in Argentina if you've still got a government running things like it's Venezuela Lite. At best you'll get fleeced by corrupt scammers.

>> No.57613231

Exactly. No one likes an unpredictable clown as president, regardless of where he sits on the political spectrum. This Milei guy is honestly a walking and the country was retarded enough to make him president. Shaky times are coming, and that's saying something.

>> No.57613232

>trip abroad to Israel
He's CIA controlled opposition. They're dollarizing South America to try to rug BRICS. It's not going to work and we'll get even more brown people flooding the border.

>> No.57613236

Just woke up (EU) and looked at markets.
Saw Nikkei +300 points. Was just going to write something about that despite previous post >>57611006

>> No.57613247

So APPL is just dabbing into finnance now?

>> No.57613250

>tambien onion
LOL, how do spanish speaking circumvent the fact they can't say "I" on this webpage?

>> No.57613260

Wait, no. Soi is "am". Yo was I.

>> No.57613262

ARGT's election day price action strongly disagrees.

Yeah, but as far as unfucking their situation it's Pinochet/CIA or Mandela/BRICS. And we know where each of those leads after a decade or two.

>> No.57613274

No la compre simplemente busque su valor.

Nunca use un broker de afuera asi que no tengo ni idea de si hay alguna diferencie o dificiltad en terminos de añadir y quitar dinero.

El dolar tuvo un salto grande el ultimo mes, pero esta retrocediendo ahora, y esta perdiendo bastante comparado con la inflacion.

Hace un mes puse un poco de plata en un plazo fijo UVA para ver como era y este mes me dio mas de 20% de interes

>> No.57613291

Tup chads report in!

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Bulls are gay, at least in the current market.

>> No.57613307

Sorry, meme squeeze power is busy in SMCI and MARA.

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>> No.57613435

>Didn't load up when it was ~$15
Forgive me Bull-sama...