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>> No.57605798

Forexchuds... it's our time

>> No.57605799

market goes down dumb mumu
fuck your calls

>> No.57605800
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57605800

It’s over.

>> No.57605805

Market is looking weak bros not gonna lie, I'm getting the feeling that I'm going to regret not selling 3 weeks from now...

>> No.57605810

>>57605779
that stupid starfish in the last op got me all hot and bothered

>> No.57605811
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON?!

>> No.57605812

He did it for free

>> No.57605813
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You teach your son about the birds and the bees. I teach my son about the bears and the bullz. We are not the same.

>> No.57605814
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57605814

WTFWT

>> No.57605815
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57605815

WTFWT NVDASISSIES?????????

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>>57605779
>he baked

>> No.57605818

How's nvda 1070 strike feb 23rd call anon doing, financially speaking

>> No.57605820

New thread, new me

>> No.57605821

>sold my SnP puts at 9.0 few mins ago
>it is now worth 21.0
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.57605822
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57605822

We close red. Deep red.

>> No.57605823
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57605823

Well I guess this is it.

>> No.57605826

UH-OH

>> No.57605830

First for SOUN and LONZ baby

>> No.57605839

>>57605826
S

>> No.57605840
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57605840

Uh, VIXsisters? :9(

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>>57605818

>> No.57605848

>>57605821
Thanks for playing

>> No.57605854
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57605854

So I have about $25k in SOXL right now which is up about 40% or $7,500. I just took $1,000 of profit out of it. Is there some relatively reliable way to calculate when/if to take out more profit or just outright sell the stack? I'm completely split between holding basically forever and selling to flip it back and forth between SOXS or something else

>> No.57605857

Floor traders took an early lunch to fuck their mistresses on V Day and retail virgins are trying to force a dump while they’re out, pathetic. We will pump back after 1 pm.

>> No.57605858

If we close red let's just say a certain small town will be on the news

>> No.57605861
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57605861

FUCK IT
couldn't resist,
boughted a little moar
OIL
I
L

OILK and USL
already boughted a little moar USO last night.

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>> No.57605868
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57605868

bros, why it goin down

>> No.57605882
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57605882

I told you niggas the carpet was turning over in the last thread

>> No.57605891

>>57605868
EL NEENYOO

>> No.57605893
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>>57605854
the fact you have to ask means you already know what needs to be done. Stop being a greedy piggy.

>> No.57605900

>>57605784
wendy's nuts hit you in the face kid

>> No.57605906
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>> No.57605909
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57605909

Arise, market, arise.

>> No.57605913

I'm sad bros. My SMCI calls are completely fucked... and my favorite thing for dessert on Valentine's day is pussy, and I'm not going to get to eat any pussy tonight.

>> No.57605919
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>>57605909
lmao vintage /biz/

>> No.57605920

>>57605893
I mean I know that it's classically a good idea to take profits, but literally every time I've done it in the past, the thing I sell just goes up even more afterwards. It's hard to completely discount the chances of NVDA taking the semi sector on another leg up next week

>> No.57605921

>>57605913
You can try self sucking

>> No.57605922
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>> No.57605925
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57605925

He sold

>> No.57605931

La Nina will lead to abnormal gas usage in late spring and fall, so what next.

>> No.57605933

>>57605913
I had thought of you more of an "eating ass" guy

>> No.57605938

>red on valentines day
its like poetry

>> No.57605951
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57605951

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest.
Have a look at that rate lock here.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BEPIS!
this is the bloke who got me on the bepis people.
Why did you do this?
for what reason?
What is the charge?
Eating a coupon, a succulent chinese coupon?
Thats a nice rate lock sir.
I see you know your value well.
alright.
and you sir, are you waiting to recieve my limp Bepis?
How dare you...
Get your hands off me.
Ta ta
Farewell

>> No.57605968
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57605968

SPYbros we are healing. $500 by 1pm

>> No.57605969
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57605969

>>57605906

>> No.57605972

the crypto pits are getting uppity, I think we should have a nice little correction actually

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>>57605968
sure

>> No.57605976
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57605976

The market is having a Wile E. Coyote moment. The music already stopped, but now the dumb money top chasers are starting to look down.

>> No.57605985

>>57605933
Sometimes when you're doing the 69 thing I'll lick from the pussy across the perineum and ass, but that's only for really special occasions... like Valentine's day.

FOR THE LOVE OF G_D GO BACK UP!!! I SAID I WASN'T GOING TO LOOK AT HOW BAD IT IS BUT I MAN I NEED +5% JUST TO GET BACK TO MY STRIKE!!!!

>> No.57605988

>>57605976
>he fell for the 1 day beartrap

>> No.57605990

>>57605779
What the absolute fuck is going on how has this week been asking to have consistent losses anyone here a market expert care to explain to an amateur like myself?

>> No.57605991

>>57605969
I almost thought the right sign on the ear was written in jewish at start and beneath it
>BBQ

>> No.57605993
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57605993

Bezos is selling, elon is selling, jacket is selling.... everyone is selling and yet they are still COPING

>> No.57605995
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>>57605969
Added “vaporwave” to my prompt.

>> No.57605996

>>57605854
>Is there some relatively reliable way to calculate when/if to take out more profit
lol, no. no there is not.
>between holding basically forever and selling to flip it back and forth between SOXS or something else
out of those two options I'd suggest you hold forever, on the condition you're young, can wait a long time, and you can stomach a -90% dump. you could make huge gains in the long run. or then, maybe not. by flipping soxl/soxs you're likely just lose money.

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>>57605991
>>57605969
or hebrew to be correct.

>> No.57606005
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How much do you guys make in dividends?

>> No.57606009
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>>57605990
I keep telling you guys this shit is pro wrestling and you need drama to shape consensus.

>> No.57606013

>>57605990
the market has been green for 15 straight weeks
has to go red eventually and probably by a lot

>> No.57606017
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>>57605988
>posting dumb bullshit will undo a hot CPI print and more rate hikes

>> No.57606020

>>57605976
Kek

>> No.57606025

>>57605814
Because shits just way too high right now everyone seems to want to pull out and it makes sense that's why there's so many puts out.

>> No.57606026

Anyone in on uber

>> No.57606031

>>57605996
I can definitely wait a long time and I already held a fat stack through the 2022 shitfest. It would suck to hold through another one but I genuinely don't see anything that's even remotely as bearish as any of the rhetoric in 2022. Plus if Trump wins this year we're totally going back to the neverending moon mission

>> No.57606033
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57606033

mumoids are awfully quiet rn. are your calls already heemed mumu?

>> No.57606037

>>57606017
Ok let's agree to disagree bobo. I'm betting on no more rate hikes by not selling and you are betting on more rate hikes by buying puts or whatever gambling instrument you want to use

>> No.57606040

>>57606005
What a bad piggy he should be force fed a gallon of milkshake and violently assfucked.

>> No.57606042

>>57605976
Fully agree but you underestimate how long these bastards can drag out that no-ground moment

>> No.57606043

>>57606031
buddy did you see the CPI report?

>> No.57606045

$NVDA to 1500
screencap this post

>> No.57606053
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57606053

IT WAS A SUCKERS RALLY

>> No.57606054
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>>57606003
I’m trying (not in this pic) to make the bull’s ear tag spell goyim in hebrew but the ai is struggling

>> No.57606057

>>57606005
around 30k/year, by accident, since VOO pays out divs. i wish companies just did buybacks instead

>> No.57606058

Only AAPL is selling while others are all green. Does no one like vision pro?

>> No.57606060

>>57606045
screenshotted as the QUINTESSENTIAL and UNEQUIVOCAL top of the stock market for 2024

>> No.57606062

>>57606045
What did happen to that kid that bought nvda calls yesterday without knowing anything about options

>> No.57606073
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57606073

Wait, S&P is up like 0.5% are you guys trolling me?

>> No.57606074

>>57606060
standard bubbles are 10x and nvda crashed to mean already a couple years ago
so the new 10x starts from $120-$150
1500 is the top

>>57606062
i hope he made it big
the god damned retard

>> No.57606077

>>57606062
He's dead

>> No.57606080

>>57606054
If you make a pic where both bobo and mumu have money you should get a slaughtered pig in there to reference the saying

>> No.57606083
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>>57606043
Yeah I saw how CPI is flat over 20 years and how retail doomer faggots are desperate to use it as a reason to say the sky is falling

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>>57606054

>> No.57606094

>>57606062
He uninstalled Robinhood. Just turn off the app bro, it goes away.

>> No.57606095

$CAN price prediction to $30 per share get in while the Bitcoin bill run is ramping up

>> No.57606105

>>57606042
Is FOMC before or after the next CPI print?

>>57606083
Fucking retard, holy shit.

>> No.57606108

>>57606062
>>57606062
>What did happen to that kid that bought nvda calls yesterday without knowing anything about options
oh yeah i want to know too

>> No.57606113

>>57606094
HOOD popped on earnings last night.

>> No.57606116

ACGL anon from last thread you better not do me wrong

>> No.57606115

>>57606073
bears have been so devastated over the last 3 months that they celebrate being 1-2% off ATHs

>> No.57606118

>see goyim, the markets are a totally safe place to put your money
>all of the dips recover very quickly
>there is nothing to fear at all
>buy them in complete confidence

>> No.57606124

>>57606105
Hahahahaha how the fuck do you absolute mongoloids look at that and come away bearish. Fucking ridiculous.

>> No.57606125

>>57606083
Stfu baitposting faggot, you did the same thing yesterday
>Cpi flat

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>>57606115
cause we all hedge responsibly during a transexual economy.

>> No.57606136

>>57606125
...So what do you think that chart shows then, dumbfuck?

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>>57606126
>hedging
You'll cowards probably use stops too lmao

>> No.57606146

we’re already recovering what a pathetic attempt at a dump bobo you fucking suck at this

>> No.57606150
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>>57606140
i do. I also havent lost a penny all year.

>> No.57606151

>>57606118
>But Sir, when everybody is buying and nobody is selling, how do I eventually make money?
>So the number is just going up, but how does this benefit me? When do I sell? Will I leave my money for eternity in this thing you called "market"?
>What kind of market is this actually where there are only buyers and no sellers?

>> No.57606155

>>57606146
It's because they literally have no idea what they're talking about

>> No.57606158

kind of regret selling enphase last week.

>> No.57606160

>>57606150
46 weeks to go!

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>>57606085

>> No.57606168

>>57606150
Enlighten me on your stop strategy. I always either set the bastards too high or too low

>> No.57606172

>>57606136
You can't be this fuckin stupid. It shows the percent change of inflation. Is the the line at 3,0%, this means inflation increased 3,0% yoy. The line has to go to 2% and stay there otherwise no cuts. This isn't CPI what you posted, not the absolute numbers, but the relative numbers which is why it is in PERCENTAGE CHANGE.

>> No.57606178

>>57606031
just make sure you don't lose everything if soxl goes to zero.

>> No.57606181

>>57606085
>>57606165
make them look serious and cool anon

>> No.57606185

>>57606083
>a flat percentage change of positive something
you might actually be clinically retarded

>> No.57606186

>>57606053
Well duh
They're suckering every dumbfuck out there to fomo into Nvideo at $740.
Keep this in mind throughout the crash.
There were people who bought Nvideo at $740 after a parabolic rally.
Never feel bad for them.

>> No.57606189

>>57606094
oh no he didn't buy the option on margin did he

>> No.57606190

>puts on spy
tank faggot

>> No.57606196

>>57606189
Cant buy options on margin on HOOD.

>> No.57606198
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57606198

Just market ordered 1 share of nvda. Expect a 20 percent SP500 drop on next hourly candle. Taking one for the team guys. Hope you guys buy the dip I made being a top buyer is a dirty job but someones gotta do it.

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>I'm back
>I'm fucked
>I'm back!
This is getting real fucking old, moment I sell I know its just going to go up biggly.

>> No.57606205

>>57606196
maybe it's best that way

>> No.57606206

>>57606189
No, he just bought an expensive NVDA call about 20 minutes after asking "what does buy to open mean".

>> No.57606208

>>57606168
I ensure I don't lose a certain percentage once the threshold is crossed. i.e.
>buy 10 dollar stock. it goes to 15. To ensure I don't lose minimum 25% gains I set the stop loss to 12.5. Ensuring that I don't got stop lossed on volatility with a conservative and healthy gain.
>Reset the stop loss to another abitrary percentage if new support is created.
The key is to not sour grapes yourself into thinking the gains you have couldv'e been more. Be proud that you have more than your neighbor.

>> No.57606210

>>57606200
That's how I feel with my SMCI shit right now.

>> No.57606211

>>57606190
Probably not a bad idea next week especially if you're holding shares.

Also puts on goddamn NET for soft banning you for half a day when you roam between networks.

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>>57606200
I've been crabbing hard this month.

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57606216

>>57606136
here's your
>muh 20 year flat cpi
you absolutely fucking brain dead moron
don't even dare to reply to this post and go stand in a corner, face facing the wall in utter shame

>> No.57606219

>>57606206
brilliant...

>> No.57606220

>>57606172
>The line has to go to 2% and stay there otherwise no cuts.
Oh cool so you literally don't know that Powell said the complete opposite lmao

>>57606185
So I guess all those other times over the last 20 years where the rate of change was the same or even higher were ALSO the end of the world?

>> No.57606223

BOIL will go down to $12 and then move back up.

>> No.57606227

>>57606200
I definitely sold the top of bitx today.

>> No.57606230

At this rate these brappy gas ETFs are going to have to reverse split again

>> No.57606234

>>57606205
It is. Giving retards who are brand new to trading thousands in cash to fuck around with is a surefire way for your company to go broke.

>> No.57606236

>>57606220
I think you might actually be stupid.

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>>57606181
but stocks are a fun and happy game to play with frens

>> No.57606242

>>57606216
Yeah like I said yesterday, you faggots would have been saying the same doomer bullshit every previous year. And yet... the world still spins!

>> No.57606243

CPI doesn't fucking matter, all that matters is the yield curve. Krugman was unironically right.

>> No.57606246
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>KOLD is up 150% in a single month

>> No.57606248

>>57606240
that's what I'm talking about, right on man

>> No.57606250

>>57606208
That you can do when you are in the green. Anon probably is asking about directly being in the red.

>> No.57606255

i'm green

>> No.57606262

>>57606220
He did do something like that in december, but rowed back in january as he sees that cutting too early will only reaccelerate inflation.

>> No.57606263

Is "buying options on margin" a meme here?
Or are there people that spend all day talking about how bad options are without understanding how they fundamentally work and how margin works?

>> No.57606268

>>57606105
>Is FOMC before or after the next CPI print?
>feb cpi march 12
>fomc march 19-20

>> No.57606277

>>57606242
lol, you aren't even remotely able to grasp why people are calling you stupid and retarded.
protip: it's not what you think it is.

>> No.57606284
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I just shorted the Qs, how fucked am I?

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Source on NVDA spending 20%+ on R&D?

>> No.57606287

>>57606105
wait for a few months

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>>57606248

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>>57606263
>Or are there people that spend all day talking about how bad options are without understanding how they fundamentally work and how margin works?
we all know how to sos the noff in here

>> No.57606296

>nvidia double top
>oil surging
>rate hike inevitable as CPI will be higher again

>> No.57606298

>>57606284
I give you 50/50.

>> No.57606302

>Refineries operated at 80.6% of their operable capacity last week.

Wtf? Last year feb it was 85%.

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>>57606290

>> No.57606305

>he thought it was going back up

>> No.57606313
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57606313

Y’all buying CSCO cheapies ahead of earnings?

>> No.57606314

>>57606290
Can you do one with the bull killing the bear like a mobster?

>> No.57606315

>>57606296
>inevitable
lol no its not. Just means we wont get a rollback as soon as the pivooooters think

>> No.57606320

>>57606305
chill, new hod for sure

>> No.57606326

>>57606284
Stop shorting indexes.

>> No.57606329

>>57606262
....No, go watch the 60 minutes interview again. That's your homework.

>>57606277
They're wrong either way. I don't need people who unironically say "FED" to explain inflation to me.

>>57606296
>CPI was high!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.57606330

Holy brapgas, Ok, I would have been liquidated either way. Fuck it, never again. All money into shorting EU.

>> No.57606338

>>57606302
I'm surprised it's that high desu. We don't have a ton of them and with the way China's been going there should be a lot of demand destruction.

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57606339

>>57606314
The AI has been sanitized to avoid violence but it does allow some degree of combat. I’ll try but just know the outlook is poor

>> No.57606344
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>>57605360
>Hotels are now filled with homeless and illegals
>The Dotcom Bubble 2.0 scam companies will be started within tent cities/Brandonvilles

>> No.57606347

>>57606329
Don't care about the interview. That's not FOMC

>who unironically say "FED" to explain inflation to me.

You literally can't/couldn't understand this graph >>57606083

>> No.57606349
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57606349

>>57606329

>> No.57606353

>>57606330
CAP
IT
U
LATION
maybe it won't make it to $1.50 after all. I might buy a little moar today!

>> No.57606362

>>57606339
I'm asking for bobo milking mumu. As in the one meme picture where bobo is squeezing the udders of mumu and mumu is crying. I don't have the original, sorry. Maybe some other poster can help?

>> No.57606368
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>>57606329
>go watch goyslop, oy vey!
you trust the feds? no wonder you are completely out of your element. Post your losses for my loss porn folder.

>> No.57606373

>>57606347
Lol if you don't even know what he said in the interview you're outright uninformed. You guys get hung up on the dumbest fucking shit. Meanwhile I'm up 110% over the last year and it's directly because I don't listen to you idiots.

>> No.57606384
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57606384

>>57606373
He said it is time for America to have a honest conversation about the sustainability of the economy. That is not bullish

>> No.57606385

>>57606315
>>57606329
>trust me bro, rate cuts imminent, Fed loves inflation
STRAIGHT
TO
A
NEW
RATE
HIGH

>> No.57606387
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How are we feeling, RKLB chads?

>> No.57606388
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57606388

>>57606314
Alright I had to cheese it by saying the bear was “sleeping”. Couldnt cheese any blood out of it though, so this is the best I could do. I have a few more pics I’ll share in a bit

>>57606362
I’ll try later but just know that any with white liquids is heavily censored.

>> No.57606397

>>57606388
I like that

>> No.57606402

>>57606385
>oh no, its retarded

>> No.57606406

>>57606385
>Fed loves inflation
In a sense, this is correct. I remember when there were people in /smg/ who actually understood why.

>> No.57606409
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57606409

Poor bobo

>> No.57606410
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57606410

>>57606387
My only regret was not buying more

>> No.57606416

>>57606388
>Couldnt cheese any blood out of it though
generating blood into images is forbidden from AI

>> No.57606417
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57606417

>4th ghost shit in a week
This is truly the golden bowel run
My household is trading at at least 2.5x P/E (ply to ejaculation)

>> No.57606418

BUDDY LOOK AT THE DOW COMPUTER

>> No.57606421
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57606421

>>57606385
>>57606385
>NEW
>RATE
>HIGH
DO IT FAGGOTS

>> No.57606425

>>57606373
It was only a question of time til you come up with your ytd. You are the NVDA faggot.

>WHY IS NVDA DUMPING
>WHY ARE SEMICONDUCTORS DUMPING FOR NO REASON AT ALL
blablabla

>> No.57606428

>>57606410
a pump action revolver rifle?

>> No.57606430
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57606430

>>57606416
You can actually have blood in non-violent scenarios. The censors are surprisingly context sensitive.

>> No.57606437

>>57606417
what was the name of the series?
Nana?
I didn't quite get the ending who got the girl afterall...

>> No.57606442

>>57606388
>violence censored
>white liquids censored
>blood censored
LOL, let the milk be green. It's his gains that are being squeezed out. I'm fine with that. Thanks

>> No.57606443

>>57606430
didn't know that

>> No.57606444

>>57606425
Yeah like I said, you guys fixate on the weirdest fucking shit. Genuinely autistic.

>> No.57606447
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57606447

happy valentines day

>> No.57606450

>>57606444
You can't read the graph. Genuinely retarded.

>> No.57606461
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57606461

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57606462

>>57606447
This is my least favorite holiday of the year.
Fuckin hate seeing other people happy

>> No.57606463
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57606463

>>57606442
Sorry I’ve been trying a bunch of variations on that and its just not happening. CuckAI

>> No.57606469

>>57606246
natty gas bros... our braps are losing value why does no one want our brap gas?

>> No.57606471
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>>57606417
No real Goth Nazi girl would smoke.

>> No.57606472

OIL
I
L

heading towards the next buying opportunity.

>> No.57606476

>>57606430
It would be funny to see mumu on bobo's back while "wrestling" and bobos eyes show pain and suffering

>> No.57606478

>>57606444
go to college ya dumb ass NEET

>> No.57606488

>>57606463
Ok, np, thanks! How about Bobo and Mumu playing chess and the king is Jeroma and the Queen is Yellen? lol

>> No.57606490

>>57606471
>no real goth would smoke
I want to take you to a local school and let the children make fun of you

>> No.57606496

>>57606488
>>57606463
Or Yellen nad Jerome playing chess and the figures being bulls and bears, whatever is funnier, lol.

>> No.57606498
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>> No.57606502

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57606503

>>57606490
I haven't seen a non-poser teenager in decades.

>> No.57606505

>AAPL -1.33%
What now? I thought people loved the Vision meme.

>> No.57606507
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57606507

>>57606476
Wrestling should be fine, I’ll try.

>>57606488
Public and historic figures are banned. Can’t even do George Washington.

>> No.57606509

>>57606450
The point I'm making is exactly the same whether I'm showing a chart of the rate of inflation over time or just true inflation over time. It is completely nonsensical to characterize a reading as "high" when it is in line with a trend going back for at least two decades.

>> No.57606517

has anyone tried mongolian throat singing to vibrate the market higher? aaaeeeeeaareeeoooooooo

>> No.57606519

>>57606418
I'm too busy looking at the super micro computer. More like Shitty Micro Computer.... I never get the good runners.

>> No.57606518

>Renault FY 23 Earnings:
- Revenue: EUR52.38B (exp EUR52.88B)
- Net Income: EUR2.20B (exp EUR3.04B)
- Sees 2024 Free Cash Flow At Least EUR2.5B (exp EUR2.56B)
- To Propose 2023 Dividend OF EUR1.85/Share (exp EUR1.37)

>Yeah, we missed revenue
>Yeah also net income
>Free cash flow too
>But we increased dividends, p-please don't sell, we are going to layoff more people!

>> No.57606520
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57606520

>>57606425
>guys why is NVDA on dumping literally no news lol guise line goes up, no i will not zoom out, no i have not read any of the fed minutes over the last year
did you guys hear about how heckin awesome AI is? nvda to the moon its oversold on the heckin 2 week 1 year lines bros

>> No.57606530

>>57606509
rate of inflation and "true inflation" are not the same.

The reading is high cause the Fed characterizes 3% inflation as too high. It simply is like that.

>> No.57606532

guys look at super micro computer inc computer

>> No.57606548
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57606548

>never bought NVIDIA

>> No.57606555

>>57606532
wat nou

>> No.57606559

>>57606532
Unstoppable!

>> No.57606563
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57606563

>>57606476
AI is struggling but I’ll keep trying

>> No.57606565

>>57606548
if you did you would've probably sold way too early

>> No.57606572
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57606572

the fuck is this NVDA Pattern

>> No.57606573

Investing in microcaps is a fucking nightmare, it feels like any of those literal who companies could be a scam and no one would care since the big boys money is in the large ones, is there any GOOD book that teach how to properly filter that shit?

>> No.57606576

>>57606563
That's funny

>> No.57606582

seeing good stability and growth on physical uranium. once mining picks up in the spring its going to be extra green

its not too late to listen
>UUN
>UEC
>URNM

>> No.57606584

>>57605534
Holy shit that's funny

>> No.57606586

>>57606563
LMAO

>> No.57606587
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57606587

>>57606563

>> No.57606588

>>57606518
nice

>> No.57606596

>>57606572
I remember reading this as a kid and putting my fingers in the holes of all the shit he ate.

>> No.57606600

>>57606587
>>57606563
shouldn't they be sumo wrestlers. fat.

>> No.57606604
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>>57606587

>> No.57606616

>>57606573
work for, or know someone at said company

>> No.57606624
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57606624

>>57606587
NOOO STOP THIS! WHY DON'T YOU MESS WITH SOMEBODY YOUR SIZE!?

>> No.57606629

Boughted a little bit of BNO

>> No.57606630
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57606630

>>57606584
>"America innovates, China replicates, Europe regulates."

>> No.57606632
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57606632

>>57606604

>> No.57606637
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57606637

>>57606362
This one?

>> No.57606642

Alright uhh I'mma need SMCI and NVDA to pump

>> No.57606645
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57606645

>Ahem

>> No.57606652

>>57606630
Isn't Germany in a fucking negative growth recession Lmao

>> No.57606653

>>57606632
lol

>> No.57606658

>>57606573
I trade small caps and occasionally micro caps. I only touch them if they report earnings, are liquid enough to have an options market, trade over $3. Stay away from OTC/Pink sheets. Those requirements filter out 99% of dogshit microcaps. I'm also not afraid of shorting them, typically my portfolio is a basket of shorts on shitty micro/small caps and longs on growth small/mid caps.

>> No.57606661
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57606661

>>57606600
I can’t get any good sumo results.

>> No.57606664

>>57606645
>pe matters
lol
lmao!

>> No.57606665
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57606665

>>57606642
>SMCI
YOU WANT ANOTHER 50% M/M????!!!

>> No.57606668

>>57606637
Yes, but he AI won't allow him.

>>57606645
>the upside is -73,5%
Lol

>> No.57606673

>>57606642
I need shitty manlet computer to pump like $70 by Friday just to break even.

>> No.57606685

>>57606673
>Literal Baggie
>buying the top in the wrong moment with a leveraged product that expires
Now THAT'S how you lose money

>> No.57606686
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57606686

>>57606673
better take what you still can before you lose it all!

>> No.57606687
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57606687

>>57606661
the outputs just keep getting more gayer

>> No.57606689
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57606689

What does SMCI even do?

>> No.57606693
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57606693

Will Nvideo's market cap surpass Pre-Diluvian civilization?

>> No.57606694

>>57606665
Yes. Baggot needs a win before he kills himself

>> No.57606695

>>57606437
Takumi raises her rape baby while the other two storylines get bittersweet closure. Hachi picks him cause he's more of a traditional man, the exact thing a nieve dits like herself was dreaming of from the start
Nana leaves I think because martyrdom.
I think the message is self sacrifice is required in life but the manga never finished

>> No.57606697

>>57606665
No I just need it above 847.

>> No.57606699

>>57606661
>muscles allowed, fat forbidden
is ai based after all

>> No.57606700

>>57606687
lmao what is this. I'll save this cause this looks exactly because this looks so gay.

>> No.57606706

>>57606687
lol at the disfigured faces in the audience

>> No.57606708

>>57606689
What do you mean? They make money?

>> No.57606709

>>57606689
They earn money for the shareholders
>>57606694
So do I 2bh

>> No.57606714

>>57606685
I blame the jews.

>> No.57606718

>>57606689
they run data centers that dont exist and make computers you cant buy

>> No.57606721
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57606721

>>57606708
>>57606709

>> No.57606729

>>57606652
yup, and their yield curve is STILL wildly upside down

>> No.57606731
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57606731

>>57606700
AI generated stock market fandom yaoi

>> No.57606737

National security threat issued:
Iran has nukes

>> No.57606738

>>57606697
Smci was above $847 this morning why you didnt sell?

>> No.57606739

Who else is buying puts of Lyft

>> No.57606741

>>57606652
They lived in mud huts during the Roman Empire, they're simply reverting to mean right now.

>> No.57606742

>>57606687
>Know what I am back at the ranch? I´m a breeding bull!

>> No.57606751

>>57606737
how can we get ahead of this? palantir?

>> No.57606757

>>57606737
Lol, lmao. I bet their nukes would blow up from malfunction sill in the silos.

>> No.57606763
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57606763

This is the worst investment community on the entire internet. The expected value of smg is literally negative infinity. You are all absolute clowns

>> No.57606765

>>57606751
pre-emptive nukes

>> No.57606766

>>57606751
>naming your company after a Lotr artefact
that's pretty gay desu

>> No.57606768
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57606768

>>57606731

>> No.57606769

>>57606737
Good. I hope them and Israel solve their mutual problems.

>> No.57606773
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57606773

>>57606763
Assuming you're right, inversing this place would make you a millionaire. So, what's your excuse for being poor?

>> No.57606783
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57606783

>>57606768

>> No.57606784

>>57606763
you ever see clown porn before? cause i'm about to dog ur mum

>> No.57606786

>>57606768
It's like Ted!

>> No.57606788

>>57606765
will never happen. is colin powell still alive to sell the UN on WMDs in iran?

>> No.57606790

>>57606763
Welcome to 4chan, you're here forever.

>> No.57606792

>>57606737
This isn't good, Iran is the kind of country that would use them knowing damn well they'll get nuked back for doing so.

>> No.57606793

>>57606738
I did but then I bought again

>> No.57606799

>>57606763
post your folio. bitch

>> No.57606800
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57606800

>>57606763
We told you to buy ARM, LSCC, and LLAP. Don’t blame me when you miss gains

>> No.57606801

>>57606773
we really need the /smg/ etf

>> No.57606820

>>57606773
He's ignoring the Bobos.

>> No.57606822

>>57606005
Up to $18800.00 a year right now.

>> No.57606828

>>57606695
ty
I might re-watch it at some point.
been out of tune with anime for nearly a decade now.

>> No.57606830

>>57606005
>buying and holding actual stock
ISHYGDDT

>> No.57606845
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57606845

>>57606737
I see you, roach happening poster.

>> No.57606870

How many Mcdonalds is Iran?

>> No.57606878

next
>>57606873
>>57606873
>>57606873
>>57606873

>> No.57606891
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>>57606878

>> No.57606977
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57606977

>>57606891
just me and you now, bud

>> No.57607163
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>>57606977

>> No.57607334
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57607334

wow another early bake
still quite a bit of life left in this one though

>> No.57607520
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57607520

>>57606737
So does iraq

>> No.57607533

>>57606763
imaginary numbers have a use. You however. Not so much....

>> No.57607539
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57607539

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57607615

>>57607334
Plenty of room left for someone to say
NATGAS AND OIL
A
T
G
A
S AND OIL

>> No.57608355

>>57606208
>no I don't want to sell at 15
>I want strong likelihood that I'll settle for half of my gains