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How do I explain to my boss that I can't come to work today because I coomed too much.

>> No.57597057
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>>57596566
say you feel sick(because you do)

>> No.57597179

>>57596566
Send him pics of the coomrags
A picture is worth a thousand words

>> No.57597676

>>57596566
become your own boss faggot

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>>57596566
Just tell him you’re too buys having FUN somewhere else, he’ll understand

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>>57596566
>I strained my back/neck performing interpersonal activities, and I am unable to perform my duties today.

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>>57596566
Send him a PH link of a overwatch futa HMV video and he'll understand

>> No.57597924

>>57596566
when I was in the military one of my guys called me from the hospital because he fell off the bed fucking and broke his knee, so I guess just tell the truth because that guy's forever a legend in my book